#this is so shoddy but i love it so much.

[illym]

Get this man a union

ID in alt

[majimasleftasscheek]

I got the og ugly ass asmus majima fig and I'm so happy 😊 with his iconic axe and caveman club lmao disgustang…

[sorrelpaws]

lost in the woods or smth but at least they’ve got different outfits!!!

[quietwingsinthesky]

i do not understand taylor swift i have been forced to listen to her music so much and it is never good. and im allowed to say that because i have shit music taste so if even i don’t like it, there’s got to be something wrong here.

[swiftlymurmurs]

What I expected from No One Will Save You:

Grey aliens try to kill Kaitlyn Dever, she kills them back.

What I got from No One Will Save You:

Guilt will only alienate you from the world and self forgiveness is the only way to survive. Also Kaitlyn Dever kills aliens.

[lactosegremlin]

this is possibly the jankiest stitch job i’ve ever done jfc.

[doe-eye-oswald]

I'm rewatching Magic Kaito 1412 for the first time in like a decade and one thing I apparently forgot (aside from the fact that the animation is a bit worse than I remember) is that this is a Comedy™

There's not a single sane character who reacts normally to situations in this show. Everyone is so dramatic all the time. The pacing is all over the place and we move on from serious situations way too quickly. I can picture these characters as actors acting out a stage play, and it changes nothing about how I see this show.

[ace-and-ranty]

Wicked, the book, feels in theory like something I could really love. Unfortunately, I did read it, and I did not like it.

[uncanny-tranny]

Ancient wisdom: Do not sew that which can be super glued together

[kasarian]

Blue Trail

An oc concept piece that I really wanted to draw but god fucking knows I can't at the moment. So have a shitty but earnest and from the heart ficlet/drabble.

Synopsis (???):

Akku and Hiraya are alone on the beach at sunset while the others are busy. They decide to relieve their childhood days by playing around in the shallows (read: Akku starts up a splash war with his boyfriend unawares). Hiraya discovers something new that Akku has kept a little secret over a bit. Hiraya's reaction isn't something that Akku anticipates and dies of being flustered.

For more context before reading: Akku is at the height of his powers being in the ocean and being very happy. Hiraya is smitten. Their height difference is also something notable; say Akku's head is in line with Hiraya's mouth.

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"We could have this whole place to ourselves! Hir—uh...?" Akku blinks rapidly as he's met face to face with Hiraya's bare chest. He peeks up only with his eyes as he gasps quietly when he feels Hiraya's cold hands barely touch the surface of his own. Akku blinks again and decides that his boyfriend's chest was more interesting, staring as droplets of accumulated sea water roll down from the hair at back of his neck, down to his clavicles, and Akku feels his face heat up as it goes down between Hiraya's pecs.

"Amazing..." Akku gasps, fuck he whimpers, as he feels Hira's breath tickle his fluffy ears, and his touch on the back of his hands draw circular patterns, slowly sweeping uneven, feather-light touches up to his forearms. All he could focus on was how the sea had made Hiraya's dress shirt near transparent, eyes darting over the barely covered skin and scales.

"Look at you... You never cease to amaze me..."

Akku wasn't aware that his breathing had gotten faster, and his heartbeat more erratic, as his whole body shudders at his beloved's praise, ugh, his tail was swishing, he could feel the wet fur painting his back with salt water, biting his lips and squeezing his eyes as Hiraya's breathy chuckles and teasing fingers trail to the tops of his shoulders, to the sides of his neck.

The waves were coming in stronger, but neither men could hear it crash along the shore.

Akku was suddenly forced to look up at Hiraya— when had he closed his eyes?—the suddenness his ocean cooled hands on the heated skin of his cheeks, thumbs caressing the skin below his eyes and—

Oh. Oh, he was glowing. Flashes of blue burst from his skin each time Hiraya's own electric touch made contact.

Akku felt his spine straighten, then heard himself whine— stars above, how pathetic— and was promptly shut up by an insistent kiss on the lips.

It was instinct, the way he'd wrapped his arms around the shoulders of his boyfriend so easily despite their height difference.

A muffled sounds of his pathetic, almost giddy whining and Hiraya's low rumbles and giggles were quieted by the sound of the ocean they had decided to ignore long ago.

Hiraya broke the kiss first, instead opting to rest his forehead on Akku's, both of them panting. Hiraya lovingly gazed at his boyfriend, eyes still squeezed shut. He chuckled, "Sorry. Did I overdo it?"

Akku didn't trust his voice, so he nodded, but contradictingly nuzzled into Hira's clavicle, one arm instead hugging his waist as the other snuck its way open palmed on Hiraya's pectoral. Hiraya couldn't help but grin at Akku's state of complete and total mortification.

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

Terribly upset that I am willing to put so much love and effort into a relationship and people aren't willing to put in slightly more than the bare minimum for me

[birchforestanime]

Ok actually as annoying Hestia is and like, the fan service in E1 etc etc ive fallen back in love with danmachi im definitely going to watch S1 and if i have the energy afterwards 100% continue on, very fun to watch :D

[ecogirl2759]

My favorite book character <3

Blaze my beloved little asshole <333

That's right, I made a thing >:)

Granted, it was a while ago, and also for this video here! Check it out, I'm in it :D

I kinda sorta forgot to advertise this before the poll craze lol sorry--

[lanayrru]

i rly loved totk don’t get me wrong but ! imagine if the story rly set the stakes and actually committed to them, gave u the chance to actually connect with the sages - ancient ones too - only for it to be taken away to rly cement the gravity of the upheaval. pushing even further, if the roles were reversed and it was zelda on the current end trying to keep what remains of hyrule safe while link fulfills a prophecy as the first hero back in ancient times . . . just a balance of storylines and zelinks’ character arcs between botw and totk. a proper second chance for both of them that doesn’t necessarily prove their fates (and their abuser, in zelda’s case) right . . . yknow?

[operationblanketfort]

Yay good news enjoyed section 31!!!!

[queenxfjustice]

2:30AM and I got the JJK brainrot.

Specialz on repeat baby.