#this is so gay of you ladies thank you
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+bonus Yeah, Jean-Luc, your presence is not necessary anymore.
#star trek#tng#trekedit#startrekedit#treksource#startrekgifs#tvedit#mine*#sd*#beverly crusher#jean luc picard#patrick stewart#gates mcfadden#vash#jennifer hetrick#this is so gay of you ladies thank you#usertennant#usersugar#omgari#usertai
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brigadier alastair gordon lethbridge-stewart my beloved
#obsessed with him#and this isn’t even counting his iconic sass in the time monster#brigadier lethbridge stewart#brigadier alistair gordon lethbridge stewart#nicholas courtney#classic who#why is the clip from daemons so quiet :(#lady says: we must do the fertility dance to celebrate#everyone pairs up to do the fertility dance#then capt yates asks the brig to dance#but they go to drink instead#the brig is a bisexual alcoholic and mike yates is gay#thank you katy manning for this information#unit#second doctor#patrick troughton#third doctor#john pertwee#fourth doctor#tom baker#captain mike yates#mike yates#doctor who#kate lethbridge stewart#david tennant#starlightseraph’s brainrot
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Voulez-vous couchez avec moi ce soir? Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
@starcuffedjeans
#moulin rouge! the musical#moulin rouge broadway#ericka hunter-yang#arabia#erickarabia?#erickaarabia?#she's such a good arabia#she and bahiyah held hands for ME#i love how during second rehearsal it looks like she asks ''did you give him that? did you give him that?'' when zidler brings out the razo#moulinrougeedit#musicalgifs#broadwaydaily#musicaltheatreedit#theatreedit#i honestly don't remember which track bahiyah is#her reactions during 2nd rehearsal are so fun like i love the grimace#you don't understand... i'm GAY#i think her and holly made arabia my favorite lady m#thanks friend for telling me that bahiyah was h3!!!#arabia x h3
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People in this fandom will really look at The Fool, Patience, Lacey, Carson, Sedric, Hest, Davvie, Lecter, Kennit, Ash/Spark, and yes, even Fitz himself, and still have the gall to call it queer bait.
These characters are explicitly queer, their actions impact the narrative, they are well written, and their identities are treated with respect. That is the best possible queer representation you could ask for in any story.
I've seen people on tumblr basing the likelihood of if they read this series on whether or not it's "actually gay" and I'm here to tell you that it is. There are queer characters. There are queer protagonists. And no matter what you see people in the fandom say, Robin Hobb wrote some amazing queer representation in a genre that rarely sees it at all.
TLDR;
Queer bait = disrespectful marketing ploy that exploits queer audiences
Queer bait ≠ "my two favorite characters never have sex"
#Fitzchivalry ''i wondered if I lied so that I need not be ashamed of myself'' farseer thank you everyone#quite frankly the disrespect to Robin Hobb in this fandom is in EXTREMELY poor taste#the interview from 2008 before half the series was written where she explains why Fitz would not suddenly be head over heels for a person h#perceives as a man because all of his life he has only had heterosexual experiences apparently means that no queer characters exist#whatsoever in the whole series and Robin Hobb is an irredeemable backwards old lady who can't get with the times. right.#Fitzchivalry ''what were we? Beloved'' farseer#this is actually not supposed to be a debate over whether Fitz is canonically queer or not. he is. ope.#also...I do read Kennit as queer. just cause he is traumatized and his queerness comes out in predatory ways doesn't mean he's not queer.#that's called writing a compelling villain baybee#Hest!?!? thank you Robin Hobb for the evil gays god bless <3#modern reader: the author didn't describe these characters dicks touching in detail therefore she is homophobic#rote#realm of the elderlings#fitzchivalry farseer#the fool#I really had to get this out of my system guys. thanks <3#as if Robin Hobb didn't give us the FOOL. nonbinary/gender fluid character OF ALL TIME.
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also while we're here i would like to share the two iterations of tumblr user gorespawn that have existed since i abandoned this blog back in like early 2021. Who wants me
#i grew my hair out so i could twirl my hair while giggling about bald men#and also t.o.p of bigbang#and short men i see at the grocery store who honestly make me feel light-headed with raw and unbridled Want#but that's just a joke. i am. Lesbian#''no ur not'' I AM#anyway i used to be so ripped and hunky but now i am frail and sickly#what getting a job can do to a mf#thankfully i quit my job last week YIPPIIIEEEEEEE so now i will work towards becoming an absolute hunk again#wish me luck#ALSO#if anyone is obsessed with me and remembers all my lore i used to be transgender and i still am like lowkey on the down low#but in a new exciting way#anyway i used to be a gay man and then a stone butch dyke (as seen above) but now im practicing being a girl#it is very difficult but it is also fun. ive never been a girl before so it's a lot#anyway i bought two super cool sexy dresses yesterday for the first time ever in my life#sexy dresses meaning up to my neck and down to my feet and past my elbows. kind of like a wardrobe straight out of the handmaid's tale#from (to quote my friend) ''*The* old lady store'' thanks man. well i think theyre pretty and its v exciting bc ive never been a girl befor#anyway#who wants me#i still use the name emil online btw and i honestly always will i think it's just so me and also i do still answer to he/him dw#in a man way not in a he/him lesbian way#''he's LGBTQA+'' what. all at once?#yes.#i have mastered them all i have collected all the genders and all the sexualities and ive never been ''wrong''#it just keeps switching. which is fine. well im a girl now. in a detransitioning man way. who is insanely attracted to men#but you will have to tear this lesbian label out of my cold dead hands#''you can't call urself lesbian if u have sex w men'' well first of all fuck you and second of all i am celibate so you dont need to worry#''what the hell are you talking about'' nothing. now look how hot i am#im just joking around i hope that's fine w y'all
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do you ship helena bertinelli with anyone? if yes, then which characters and why? what's your favorite helena ship? do you have any helena rarepairs? (i know you've talked about helena/steph and you're so right about it, it's a very interesting ship)
!!!! i have so many ships for my best girl ever yes oh my god thank you for asking.
my top pairing is probably Vic Sage/the Question. Vic is the basic answer, but man. i love them so much. no couple has matched each other's freak like that have. Justice League Unlimited is a great adaptation of Helena in general, but it also did a great adaptation of Helena and Vic's relationship. how he just dedicates himself to helping her with no expected return, but also wants to make sure she doesn't go too far in a hunt for vengeance that never ends for her. i think a lot of characters often want to change Helena or expect things out of her for their own needs, like the Batfam and the BoP. but Vic is one of the few people who just wants her to be better for her own good. when he tries to stop her from killing it's not because of his morals, it's because he doesn't want this crusade to consume her. and i just. man i think about them a lot. Helena rlly likes weird little men who give themselves wholly to her.
Zinda Blake/Lady Blackhawk is also a top ship for me. tbh i just like Zinda. but i do love how Helena and Zinda interact, being the more rough and tumble members of the BoP. they're both outsiders, in different ways. Helena is an outsider of the Batfam and Zinda is literally from a different time and an outsider to the current world. their friendship is so genuine and i think if Babs and Dinah can have. whatever homoerotic nonsense going on during BoP, then Zinda and Helena deserve some homoerotic nonsense too. as a treat.
if we're willing to count New-52 Helena, then i enjoy Helena/Dick/Tiger. i think Helena and Dick being a past relationship is really important in pre-Flashpoint for Helena's development, though i don't ship them as a serious couple beyond a fling. but in the New-52, i think this throuple be fun. Helena and Tiger respect each other as two very driven, no-nonsense agents and then well. they both clearly have some kind of thing for Dick. so it's fun finding the balance of how they could all work together romantically.
and ofc. it's a crime to mention Helena ships and not mention Renee Montoya/the Question. every time they interact it's really fucking gay. it's so gay that Kate Kane, Renee's own ex, assumed Helena and Renee were gay. i cannot be convinced against this ship. i genuinely think this ship should be canon. i mean. DC did tease us with this moment from an alternate universe and it's lived rent for me since. fucking criminal for us to only get one panel of what we could have if DC let Helena be a fruit in the main universe. being in love with Helena Bertinelli should be a right of passage for the Question mantle, i personally believe. if you asked me like. genuinely who i want to see Helena date in the current comics, Renee is my top pick. (i would say Vic but he's fucking dead and the New-52 butchered him so rip my mans-)
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besides those ships, just about every ship for Helena probably falls into the category of rarepair. like you said i've talked about my love for Helena/Steph before bc god. i think it should be a thing more people ship. once i finish the fic i'm writing about them i will convince others to like it.
i also think Helena/Cass could be fun. in a *lot* of ways Helena and Cass are narrative parallels to each other. Helena was a victim of her family being murdered at about the same age Cass was forced to be a murderer. Helena grows up to believe in lethal justice because of this, and Cass grows up to be staunchly against it. Cass' Batgirl suit was made *by* Helena. they both want to be protectors of the most vulnerable people. they balance each other out in a lot of ways and i think they should kiss about it.
also probably a rarepair, i think Helena/Lady Shiva is fun. their fight during Birds of Prey (2010) had... questionable moments for Helena's characterization, but i do love so much that Helena knocks Shiva off her feet and gains a deep respect from Shiva. like. Shiva gives her a nickname and shows her admiration. i would like to see fanfic where Shiva continues to be weirdly admirable of Helena and bothering her non-stop. they could be a fun fucked up toxic yuri moment. this is just. so gay to me.
birds of prey (2010) #6
my most rare Helena pair would probably be Helena Wayne, actually. but specifically Helena Wayne of JSA (2022). ever since, for some reason, it was made canon that the current Helena Wayne was named after Helena Bertinelli and took the name Huntress to honor her i *cannot* stop thinking about them meeting. because in-universe it makes *no* fucking sense for Bruce to name his kid after *Helena Bertinelli*, someone he's regularly at odds with and doesn't like. it's clearly an awkward explanation to try to make the whole two Huntress situation make sense. (it's almost as bad as Helena Wayne in the New-52 using Helena Bertinelli as an alias.) but because it's such an odd choice, i do think it could be fun for Helena Wayne, when she's back in time to see Bruce, to find Helena Bertinelli to get to know the woman she was named after and Helena Bertinelli just being. baffled by the idea of *Batman* naming his kid after her. it could be a fun fucked up moment.
my other super rarepair is Kara Zor-L/Power Girl. they had like. one meaningful interaction of JSA Classified and it's been PLAGUING me. something about when Power Girl doesn't remember her past and she's seeking a friend, she instinctively goes to find Huntress? but it's wrong bc this isn't *her* Huntress and neither of them understand why Power Girl would seek Helena out? god it's so good. i'm always a big fan of ships where one person in the ship is *so* obviously using the other person as a replacement for someone they lost and they both know it. it's such a doomed angsty thing where you could play with Helena actually really liking Kara, but knowing that she's just a replacement for Kara's Helena Wayne. good fucked up shit man.
and lastly: i really ship her with Dawn Granger/Dove. there's no canon basis for this, they didn't have a ton of interactions even when they were both on the BoP. but there's a very kind innocence to Dawn that contrasts Helena's violence really well. and i do love a ship with a corruption kink vibe to it. let Helena corrupt Dawn. i could write such fucked up porn about these two.
#necrotic answerings#helena bertinelli#idk the ship names for most of these ships so idk how to tag them#most of them are too rare to have ship names. tragic.#anyway i ship her with so many ppl#i do ship her with tim as well but i didn't mention him just bc i default to viewing them platonically.#also think babs is a valid ship for her. but in a hatefucking way.#i prefer their relationship when they can't stand each other it's more fun.#but yeah the realistic “i want to see this in canon” options are vic and renee#and then the rest are “i'm alone in this ship but i see potential” rarepairs#esp lady shiva. like i'm *really* tempted to write that fic.#i just need to read more comics with shiva.#actually the most fucked up option: cass/helena/shiva incestual threesome.#that has potential. but i don't think anyone shares my vision#also i've seen posts arguing for helena/jason#and while. longterm i disagree. i do think them sleeping together is on the table.#but largely ppl always bringing him up when talking about her sours me to that ship. so eh.#also i would ship helena/bruce in a fucked up way if that one batman: the brave & the bold episode didn't piss me off so bad#justice league unlimited is the *only* good adaptation of helena i'm so serious.#everything else eats ass with her. esp the arrowverse.#and the birds of prey movie.#but jlu does good by her and if you just watch that show you do have a solid grasp of her character#it adapts her story into a child-friendly medium in what i think is the best way it could've#anywhore thank you for this ask <3#you actually sent this when something rlly shitty happened so it was a nice little distraction from life to think about my answer#OH WAIT YOU KNOW WHO I FORGOT.#kate spencer. manhunter. I ship her with helena too.#lethal female vigilantes unite.#BRO those two deserve a teamup mini or something. they'd click so well.#dc hire me to write a huntress/manhunter mini series i promise i won't make them gay (my fingers are crossed)
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Commission for @bidaubadeadieu
#raydraws#dnd ocs#yulia and darshan#commission#raycomms#two ladies who have been through A LOT apparently#but the gays are winning#thank you so much for commissioning me <3 <3#it was a pleasure drawing them
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So I did a ritual so that colorfes minori would come home
And guess what chat
I GOT HER!!!!!!!!!!!
#MINORI MY BELOVED#LADIES AND GENTLEMEN GAYS AND THEYS SHE HAS COME HOME#i mean technically i had to use the gacha ticket thing to get her-#BUT STILL IM SO HAPPY YAYAYAYYAYA#THANK YOU MIKU FOR HEARING MY PRAYERS!!!!#pjsk#colorful stage#project sekai
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I WANNA JUST DANCE BUT HE TOOK ME HOME INSTEAD
UH OH
THERE WAS A MONSTER IN MY BED
WE FRENCH KISSED ON A SUBWAY TRAIN
HE TORE MY CLOTHES RIGHT OFF
HE ATE MY HEART AND THEN HE ATE MY BRAIN
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Daymn, allegedly according to tumbkr i have posted 100 times. Wowie. Too bad they’re all liars and owe me big money (i’m too serious)
not even lying which is the worst part. Anyway it’s late have a “poster” of my “blog au” which “technically” “exists” and uh “yeah”. It exists but like i haven’t posted anything i might one day if i figure out how to format it but idk if y’all would like smthn like that lmk.. Au blogs steal my heart you guys are cuties
#stinky little liar support group?#LOOPDON#half life au#prolly too niche to main tag#it’s unfinished anyway so we BALL!!#midnight rn#uh stream the Gay? EP by 12rods on spotify best mistake of my life#I WISH YOU WERE A GIRL A GIRL WHO IS SOFT AS SILK BUT SILKY FROM THE INSIDE OUT#i’m just having fun with tags these mean nothing#CAUSE I FEEL GREEN IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN#DONT BE SO NICE TO ME.#CAUSE I FEEL AWKWARD#those are the lyrics to i wish you were a girl by 12 rods…#did you know i like 12 rods???#yeah.#who needs a diagnosis when you have a diagnosed brother amirite ladies#what do autistic people take to focus i need those#and i am in need of food too please and thank you#i’ll stop now okay#BYEEE I LOVE YOU#how hungry?
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Lady D and Mrs Danvers for the blorbo bingo <3
can you tell ive been in love with one of them for three years and the other is so to my tastes its like she was grown in a lab specifically for me?
(also bingo! yayyyyyyy :3)
#asks#answered asks#blorbo bingo :3#thank you so much for the ask! i love them both dearly#listen. listen listen. mrs danvers is so incredibly perfect to me#mean emotionally constipated housekeeper that's taller than me and older and fanatically devoted???#her depiction is perfect. no notes. i am so satisfied with her character that i reread her sections of the book because its so perfect#i read fanfiction to watch her be gay and happy because its what she deserves#mrs danvers#<3 <3 <3#if you want to know about lady dimitrescu. please look at my ao3. good day
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My blog passes the bechdel test because the majority of my ocs are lesbians in desperate need of therapy. Which is very cool and real of me.
#Umbra is a lesbian she has always been a lesbian she was never not a lesbian she has a lesbian flag in one of the old pages#she is obsessed with a female athlete and buys all her merch her weakness is pretty women she played RE8 because of the vampire lady#you heard it here first#usually i'd keep quiet abt characters' sexualities bc i grew up in times of Ship Wars#and dont want ppl to say like 'the author said they're gay so shipping them with someone of this gender makes you homophobic'#as a way to attack artists#but screw it i can't imagine a universe where Umbra likes men#anyway as for the others i'm gonna say they're all aroace until i say they aren't anymore thanks 👏👏👏
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update: i have reacquired my vehicle and now i get to complain to our property manager about not having adequate parking spaces for residents ✨
#talking#you know its bs when even the impound lady is like. wow that is shitty.#at least we got the ransom paid for so im not hurting. i do have to pay it back eventually which should be. a paycheck or two#thank you roommate for driving me to collect my cringe gay car. now we are going to treat ourselves via lunch.
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the guy who came from Dallas to train my coworkers and I apparently calls us “crazy bitches”(affectionate)
#this is a gay man from Texas who sings Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus I’m not suprised#But he’s fun#And tonight since it’s a new restaurant we were open to family and friends only#And one of the ladies who I ordered for was so kind and came back to talk to me while I was eating my taco#And she was like “oh thank you so much. You’ve been so sweet and warm and welcoming today. You’ve done great hon”#I just sat there like 🥹 “thank!”
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Books Read In 2022/2023:
The Financial Diet: A Total Beginner’s Guide to Getting Good With Money by Chelsea Fagan & Lauren Ver Hage (2018)
The Scorpion Rules by Erin Bow (2015)
I Want to Be a Wall Vol. 1 by Honami Shirono (2022)
My Wandering Warrior Existence by Kabi Nagata (2022)
wow, no thank you: essays by Samantha Irby (2020)
A Tropical Fish Yearns For Snow Vol. 1 by Makoto Hagino (2017)
I Married the Male Lead’s Dad by Eongsseu & Gyammi & San-ho & Ko-eun Chae (2021-present)
Franken Fran Frantic Vol. 1 by Katsuhisa Kigitsu (2019)
Franken Fran Frantic Vol. 2 by Katsuhisa Kigitsu (2020)
[ID: Covers of the aforementioned books. End ID.]
#2022media#2023media#so financial diet is. fine. theres things in it that make me want to go insane bc#idk how these people live its insane the wealth#but it does give an okay launch off point to look up like savings terms#wouldnt rec it but its an old gift from my mom#i liked the scorpion rules!#it has some. issues. pretty sure the author is white.#but overall p minor just offhand comments that made me cringe.jpg and i enjoyed it#i want to be a wall is cringe.jpg in parts bc the fl is a bl fangirl#but overall its interesting its a marriage between an ace lady and a gay man#everything and anything by kabi nagata literally makes me weep like a baby. god.#wow no thank you was a fine read! easy read and good writing the humor just didn't always gel#like it just wasn't greatly to my taste lmao im not exactly a potty humor guy#tropical fish yearns for snow was a soft nice start#nothing exceptional but nice read#i married the male lead's dad is actually incredibly good#i wasn't expecting it to be this good. the lady is cringe-y to start#but she sees the ppl as well. ppl overtime (novel isekai)#and the PLOT is so. i want to know whats going on.#franken fran was always a fave manga and i was v excited to see a sequel!#its a guro body horror black comedy manga i guess is the best way to describe it#v much taste depends lmao
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I would like to reblog this post just to say I was so pissed when I read this because people cannot take their heads out of their asses — excuse me, canon? In my house hold? Wtf IS canon? Go get a life, etc. — that in a fit of rage I started to write speak to me, which is over 31k now but it’s not even halfway finished, just to prove this viewpoint is WRONG. Thank you very much.
Everyone always says James "I would die for you" Potter and Regulus "I would kill for you" Black
But I think James "I would kill for you" Potter and Regulus "I would die for you" Black has so much force
Like James is not a violent person but would become violent for the ones he love in an instant, and Regulus is a martyr, a tragedy, but at the same time he would only sacrifice himself for the ones he truly loved in every circumstances
#nothing makes me write fanfiction as when people give their dumb opinions and i’m like#you know what#i shall write over 50k of words saying you are wrong#thank you#and fuck you#and fuck canon too since we are here already#and fuck j k rowling#also yeah if you know me you know i never write fanfic over 10k of words bc i don’t have the time to commit myself to it#so 31k is like a lot okay#and it’s not even over#also idk why but the marauders is how genz kept harry potter alive bc we couldn’t give a single fuck abt harry potter#and then here it comes this lil gay dude from the 70s with a dubious moral code and a tendency to tragedy and martyrdom#and we were like bet we can make this work#and then choices was born#because canon??? canon?????? harry potter CANON? written by that transphobic old lady with no sense of world building#ha ha ha
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