#this is short and cringey

[myrxellabaratheon]

Are we ready to over analyze what happened in this?

Cause oh my god…

[emmyrosee]

Iiiiiiiiiiii couldn’t contain myself and wrote a dumb little Eren piece and it’s just peak Emmy content and I’m here to apologize for it JSNEKSNEDO-

[eddiesjeandiovest]

@stevebabey’s steve x reader fics are the only ones I can read fr bc so many people mischaracterize steve and make him into this weird over-sexualized dude who is quite frankly so bad at dirty talking and is just hypermasculine and icky whereas ruby always makes steve into this caring, quick-witted, versatile character that feels v akin to steve’s real personality and feels much more organic

[your-gym-partner]

Hot TUA Take:

People who don't like Sloane because she's "underdeveloped" and "just a love interest", and hate her and Luther as a couple, yet adore Dave and love him and Klaus as a couple is a serious red flag for me.

[canibalistic-brownie]

I have to keep reminding myself that none of y'all know me in real life and even if you think what I'm writing is cringe, its not for you, its for me. But h-h-h-h-holy shit is it hard to get out of that mindset of anxiously wondering what other people will think of your writing the entire time.

[blurryface-never-left]

@prince-steele for that letter thing you're doing for the boys! I just woke up, so I hope this is coherent lmao. I tried to proofread it, but if you find any mistakes, will you fix em before giving it to the boys? 🥺 Thank yew

To my favorite band,

Words can't completely describe the massive impact you and your music have had on my life. I've experienced some terrible moments in my life that led to my brain trying to convince me that life isn't worth living and made me too scared to leave my own home. I was a hermit, barely passed school, and refused to enter the working world. I felt as though I was too incompetent to participate in society successfully. One of the few things I looked forward to in life was your music. Fast forward several years, and I'm now 5, almost 6 years into my job, being the longest running employee at my workplace. I've learned to drive, I can run errands on my own, and I managed to get myself my own car.

Your music was always there to remind me to continue. To push until I can make it. To remind me I'm not the only one. Even in my happier moments, I still find solace and joy in your work.

I look forward to the music you'll make in the future. I pray that one day, I'll get the opportunity to see that music live for the first time. Until then, I'll be supporting you from way out here in the vast fields of the midwest. Having my fingers crossed, you'll come through the nearest city!

Love you, Nova ||-//

[icyfox17]

Oh I fucking need to sleep it's so late HELSPFJDKSK I'm gonna be fuckign tiiiiired tomrorow

Worth it tho :DDD that was the most fun I've had in ages gen the hardest I've laughed this entire year I think

[cthulusserpentisrising]

A Wondering Fantasy...

I fantasize about him constantly it's just ridiculous at this point. He always comes in and no matter which uniform he wears, he’s so hot. Strong muscles as he flexes and the way he would smile and of course his big gorgeous ass,, he was so fucking sexy. Until after a while and the crush faded and then I found other men to gawk at but then I could tell bits here and there that something was bothering him. It’s almost as if he would be irritated if I didn't look his way, or if I didn't acknowledge him in some way. But I just chalked it up to him being tired and exhausted or whatever cops do now.

But he used to come in everyday, now just a mere few days a week but that’s alright. I didn’t care as much anymore, just happy that there weren't as many cops coming by except the really hot ones. Just as a few days go by I see him look over my direction not giving him the satisfaction of me seeing him or saying anything really until the very few and far days in between when I noticed as I sneak in glances here and there he would flex his arms, or move his body in a certain way that would catch my attention.

One day in particular he was talking to another cop that came by and purposely perched his leg on the bottom rack of the table and was showing off his bulge. Where me and a few coworkers were looking and I noticed him looking in my direction and I looked away hiding the smile that was threatening to show in front of him when he changed his posture looking at me still. It was towards the end of my shift and I was getting ready to walk out when I saw him come in. I said bye to my coworkers and then proceeded to leave. As we were about to catch each other he reached out to me and grabbed my arm surprisingly gently as he looked me in the eyes.

“Hey, I need to talk to you about something.” I looked at him back in slight shock but blinked my eyes a few times to see if I understood him right. “Am I in trouble, officer? Did I do something wrong?” “No, just wanted to talk to you, can you please wait outside for me until I come back, and don’t leave okay. Please.” As I sat there wondering in my mind thinking what he wanted to talk about, I told him okay as I went back to my car and at least got comfortable I mean, he was quite literally taking time away from me going home so of course rightfully so I would be agitated as hell but nonetheless curious what he had to say. Finally as I leaned against my car waiting for him, I realized out of the corner of my eye he parked right in front of my car and from my left I could see him walking out headed towards me.

I mentally grabbed my bearings and crossed my arms waiting for him to talk to me as I saw him quite literally fidgeting around smiling. “I’m so glad you waited for me. I really been wanting to talk to you for awhile.” “Likewise officer, so what is it that you needed to talk to me about?” I waited until he cleared his throat getting closer to me. “I’ve been wanting to ask you for a while if you um…want to be my sugar baby.” I looked at him wide-eyed and astonished and scoffed. “Your sugar baby? Are you legit?” He nods his head and looks at me smiling. “Please, like…I had a hard time for a while to get up the courage to get you to be mine. I figured maybe this would be something you might be interested in…If not that is totally fine I just…you’re… perfect to me.” Taken back by what he said I laugh to myself a little while thinking as I look him straight in the eye. “I’ve liked you for a while but like, why not come up to me and say this beforehand? Damn… But fuck yeah, of course I’m interested.” 

He then pulls me closer to him, kissing my cheek and whispering in my ear. “Give me your number and we’ll meet tonight please, I’ve been wanting you ever since I laid eyes on you. Also…” before he backs away from me he then puts his body closer to mine as I start blushing even more. “I hope you don’t mind but I do know where you live and I know for a matter of fact this is your car.” Feeling a bit spooked I didn’t care regardless and nodded my head slowly as I gave him my number to put in his phone. “At least tell me what time.” “Tonight around 9pm. We’ll both meet here until then.” I nodded thinking to myself he’s crazy…but then, I’m crazier.

[beanscreens]

dracula's legacy is a serious and scary game to be taken seriously and be scared of

[chompe-diem]

You seem similarly insane about Brian Murphy as I am and I love you I pay for a dropout subscription 70% because he's on it sometimes he makes my brain go crazy I'm not parasocial about this (but I am so close)

hiiiiiii hiiiii hello yes i'm super duper normal about brian murph murphy (lying hard!!) ur so valid anon, there's a lot of Great content on dropout but how much of it do i use to just rewatch the murph adventuring academy and the first 10 min of "it happened" adv party where they talk about murph murphing all over the dice? honest answer is: Too Much.

😔 it's embarrassing how long i've been stanning white boys but in my defence, uuhhhhhhhhh. look i just love someone who is just A Guy and then also knows a lot about stuff and also likes doing a lot of work. exactly my type. it's probably the gender envy idk

anyways yes i think murph is v cool and neat and i try to be a Normal Amount of Parasocial abt him but also he's just neat i think !!!!! he's an awesome dm and when he talks about dm-ing and d&d stuff i think he can say some pretty helpful things, even when the gang's bein silly! and he writes cool campaigns and plots and encounters and makes characters that aren't afraid to be sillysad or cringefail pathetic etc. and yes i like it when he's knowledgeable about mechanics and stuffffffff so anyways the conclusion is bRING MURPH BACK ONTO ADVENTURING ACADEMY- *gunshot*

no but pls just let him talk about stuff i just wanna hear him talk abt stuff just let him back on adventuring academy so i can have an hour of him (and brennan ig) talkin about his d&d dm stuff pls

[juniperjellyfish]

If you don’t like me, then maybe you should get tested for Covid. One of its symptoms is having no taste.

[hanzajesthanza]

[toytulini]

I dont know why youve leapt to assuming this post was about the workplace? the original post mentioned friends, family, and going out for drinks, and it feels a bit like a bad faith read to assume this meant for you to try to talk about weird niche TV show interests to your boss, when it seems far more likely to be a post about not letting cringe culture rule your entire life, in a time when its so common for ppl to let themselves become beholden to tiktok microtrends, and being terrified that theyll lose all their friends if anyone finds out they enjoy steven universe.

It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.

[sadbearsnoplayroom]

Praying a local goth queen died and donated all her clothes to the nearby thrift

I really need a cute black skirt for my costume :( they r all so exspensive

A big ol black shirt would be good too

[fff777]

posted my long distance jaewin fic

[raziraphale]

going through your closet for things that don't fit or you don't wear is really great when you have a sibling of a smaller size with a pretty good overlap in style bc giving them things lessens the sting of it when you're a bit of a hoarder. unfortunately it also makes you vulnerable to personal attacks