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iris-nonsense · 8 months ago

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And here we go sukuna vs gojo 2.0 how exciting

#this is sarcasm if it wasn't clear #i hope the fight will at least be short because i really don't care about yuuta #and the problem is not even yuuta himself is just that his character was handled badly in the entire arc #we know nothing about him we barely know how his powers work we don't even know why he cares so much about gojo #if someone hadn't read 0 (which is not a given since is not part of the main series) they will be so confused by #how the manga is treating him like one of the main character #iris reads jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk manga spoilers

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hxneyfarm · 9 months ago

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Oh is that so, Joanne? It bothers you to be called by a name that you don't identify with?

I simply cannot imagine what that must feel like.

#jkr hate #cw jkr #joanne rowling #anti jkr #/sarcasm if that wasn't clear

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caffichai · 2 years ago

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Has anyone heard of this game called 'Arknights'? It's kinda obscure, but the character designs slap

Thanks @valence-e for the suggestion!

#If it wasn't clear this is sarcasm. Pretty sure Arknights is like every third post on my dash lmao #Never seen Earthspirit before though!#Also I've been trying out this alternate way to do pixel art more like painting. Not totally sold on it yet but I kinda like it?#Arknights #Earthspirit #Cyberpunk #Pixel art #Digital art #artists on tumblr

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rocketbirdie · 5 months ago

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I LOVE IT WHEN THE HELP SECTION ON A WEBSITE ONLY HAS VIDEOS AND NO TEXT I LOVE NOT BEING ABLE TO FIND USEFUL INFORMATION AT A GLANCE!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY :)

#/SARCASM IF THAT WASN'T FUCKING CLEAR #sorry lol #i am REALLY feeling the web accessibility guidelines violations this morning #trying to learn about print-on-demand/merch options and some of these websites are. INFURIATING

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sullina · 11 months ago

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"You don't have adhd, everyone forgets stuff sometimes!"

Yesterday, as i was grocery shopping, i was thinking "hm, i need to get something that's at the other end of the store" and forgot what i wanted to do as i was walking other there This happened TWICE as i was there. In ONE shopping trip, mind you. And I still forgot the one thing i was actually there for.

And just today, i made instant ramen, poured hot water into a bowl with the noodles, and immediately forgot about it. I don't even know for how long I forgot about it, but it was definitely longer than 5 minutes, bc the noodles had swelled to twice the size they're supposed to be.

More often than not, I'll get up and tell myself "okay, I'm doing this one thing today" and then it's 10pm and I didn't do the thing, because i just forgot.

I've been meaning to check if i have any shampoo left of the one that i use, but the only times I remember that I have to check is when I'm at the store and looking at the shampoo bottles. Naturally, I forget to check once I'm home.

Sure, everyone forgets stuff sometimes, but when you have adhd, it's not "sometimes". It's all the time. It's so often that you come to expect forgetting of yourself.

"Just write yourself some reminders"

I will forget that I have reminders

"Put them somewhere, where you'll see them!"

Just because I'm looking at something, doesn't mean I'll see it. Not to mention that anything new will eventually be not new and blend into the background, at which point I will no longer be aware of it, making it useless.

"Ugh, stop being so difficult!"

You're the one giving out advice that I 1) most likely didn't ask for and 2) have already heard a thousand times, tried hundreds of times, and found that it worked exactly 0 times. It's not my fault you're forcing advice on me that doesn't work for me.

"Just try harder!"

Pretty bold of you to assume that I'm not already trying my best. You think I want to forget to do everything I have to do? For what, just to spite you of all people? YOU?? You really think you are so important to me that I would put any effort into spiting you?

Don't flatter yourself.

#adhd #actually adhd #adhd problems #adhd things #btw just to be clear this is about people (specifically NTs in this example) giving out advice that wasn't asked for and doesn't help and #then getting upset that it doesn't help because CLEARLY you're just NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH (sarcasm)#and it's doubly infuriating when those NT people don't even use the advice they give out themselves. Bc they're hypocrites.#which is WAY different from advice you give to others who are struggling in the same way you do (or did) and telling them what you ACTUALLY #do to help yourself with that struggle. it's just different.#One gives the impression of a “holier than thou” attitude while the other comes from a genuine desire to help

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finnieforshort · 1 month ago

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Sorry i forgot I was on Tumblr. NOSFERATU (2024) is a perfect movie and shouldn't be critiqued at all ever by anyone for any reason.

#sarcasm #if it wasn't clear #finnisshortfor

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221bluescarf · 5 months ago

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I love my place in life right now

my progress is so good

I'm feeling so great about myself today

fantastic

so freaking fantastic

I want to scream

#dripping sarcasm in case that wasn't clear #i can't even #221bluescarf.txt

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sunriseinorbit · 2 years ago

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you still can't pet the dogs in totk 0/10 worst game of all time

#zelda #totk #tears of the kingdom #totk spoilers #tears of the kingdom spoilers #hannah.txt #this is sarcasm in case that wasn't clear

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pupskittendeer · 4 months ago

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I love how my body's internal clock for needing to go to bed is having my skin crawl and my limbs simultaneously feeling heavy and jittery

#sarcasm if that wasn't clear #i can take pain i can take discomfort but this sensation is something i would tap out of if i could #bear barks

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crossover-enthusiast · 4 months ago

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Oh wow there's just big uncensored untagged anime tits in the Spooky Month tag. great

#/sarcasm if that wasn't clear enough

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m4lexxx67 · 5 months ago

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Totally getting more normal about mcr every day

#that is sarcasm #just in case that wasn't clear #mcr #my unimportant post

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secret-third-thing · 6 months ago

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wow I sure have missed the daily microaggressions from men in game dev

#stt ramblings #delete later #i feel like im in the industry again #this is sarcasm in case it wasn't clear

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teenagefeeling · 7 months ago

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i get their point but also this person is literally just saying that they're excited to go endorse someone they think is evil and that's a fucking wild thing to say imo

#i love it when my only options are evil and eviller!!!#living in a democracy gives us so much freedom 🥰🥰#(<- heavy sarcasm if it wasn't clear)#bri babbles

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weirdponytail · 7 months ago

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absolutely fucking LOVING my premie lungs making me feel like I can't get a full breath 27 fucking years on since I was so rudely evicted without prior warning.

#HARD sarcasm here #if it wasn't abundantly clear #this has been happening the last two days when i go back to work after lunch #im low key hyperventilating but can't figure out the cause

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immaculate-imperfection · 1 year ago

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Some gay dude thought I was straight--while we were at a gay party. I can only conclude that I have super masc energy. I thinks it's only befitting if I change my nicks on the apps now to UberMachoMascDomtopMegaShlong3000

#this is sarcasm in case it wasn't clear #me

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eyes-above--the-waves · 1 year ago

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Really looking forward to hearing about every time Connor Bedard breathes for the next three hours!

#this is sarcasm in case that wasn't clear...#leafs lb

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