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All official Atsv Spot merch I know of, cursed or otherwise:
The three Hasbro figures
The funko pop
The weird neon funko pop that came with a shirt
Funko keychain
Funko mini
Funko soda figures
HotToys Cosbi blind box figure
Various shirts from Hot Topic, Boxlunch, and Amazon. Same key art used by all
Key art on a pillow
Key art on a wall scroll
Japanese theater exclusive sticker
Japanese postcard
Another Japanese sticker(the one that came with the others in a container)
Little rectangular acrylic standee w/ one of his arts on it
Stickers in the DK sticker book
Metakeshi w/ eraser
Cup topper
Movie posters
The Burger King toy
The soundtrack vinyl with the spot pattern I guess
Kuji Plastic cup
Kuji stickers
SOCKS?!
UK Camilii trading card
Upper Deck trading card
Acrylic Keychain (from Japan I think?)
Acryllic stand of that one key art
Pop Mart figure
I’m only counting it if it includes an individual item featuring him. So not the tastycake, cereal, or Trouble board game. His face is just printed on the box somewhere lol
Please tell me if you’ve see something official that’s not on here
#atsv spot#the spot#this is ridiculous I apologize#I had to see all this stuff when I was trying to search for the metakeshi#cursed spot merch
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STATUS: closed for @izuluzakwe LOCATION: toni's dining room
Antonio’s been staring at this one donor for longer than he should have been by now, probably. But the man — or at least the man as a child — has such an interesting face, in a way that’s not bad, but it’s not — good, either. His interests include rock climbing and crocheting, which feels like a bullshit combination to Antonio, and it’s what finally makes him throw the folder into the ‘no’ pile. “Some of these can’t be real, can they?” He turns to Izzy as he grabs for his now-third glass of wine, expression contorted into something like disbelief.
“You expect me to believe that—” he grabs randomly at one of the folders from the ‘maybe’ pile and quickly scours through the hobbies section. “This ‘celebrated piano virtuoso’ with an IQ of 150 who ‘regularly exercises’ and ‘composes symphonies in his head while skydiving’ also has a thriving Etsy shop for hand-carved soap sculptures and ‘casually dabbles in falconry and experimental beekeeping’ in his spare time?”
He pauses, staring at the page for a beat, before looking back up at Izzy. “What the fuck does that even mean, experimental beekeeping? Is he training the bees to do their taxes?” Antonio closes the folder and sets it back down carelessly, shaking his head in incredulous disdain. “I swear to God, Izzy, the next one’s gonna tell me they won a Nobel Prize for inventing an app that teaches dolphins how to knit.” He snatches up another folder as he takes a drink of his wine, muttering, “This isn’t like online dating at all, Izulu, it’s somehow worse. How do you even root out the frauds?”
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Aaron Taylor-Johnson playing with puppies
#and also just looking ridiculously hot while doing it. i have zero regrets about how many gifs i made for this post.#aaron taylor johnson#atjedit#buzzfeed puppy interview#ass kicker#apologies for quality
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I was crying from pain at the emergency room and the nurses were bitching about me not dying so they couldn’t help right away even if I kept passing out and had been there for a long time, this sweet old Russian lady who was also admitted since earlier stood up and walked next to me and kept comforting me and asking how I was holding up, she kept checking in on me and being so sweet and going around asking if everyone was doing ok or just distracting family members of patients with nice conversations. She called out the doctors and nurses for not caring, she sat next to me and kept making sure I was ok and then gave me her phone number when she got discharged so I’d follow up with her. Honestly my day coulda been hell today but this one lady made it so bearable it’s not going to be remembered as a bad horrible traumatizing time, I got to meet an actual angel and I’m so happy about it.
#pix habla#kindness really goes a long way guys#I’m in my bed crying about this lady#I didn’t know her but that didn’t matter to her#I hope she’s always healthy and blessed#she also xD managed to get the nurses to give her a turkey sandwich after making her wait for so many hours what a legend#I’m not shit talking about medical staff btw I know it’s a hard job#but it got ridiculous the moment my dad got desperate because I was passing out and throwing up foam#and the nurse scolded him and scolded me while I cried about being in pain even though I kept apologizing#the emergency room guard also gave me shit for being on the floor trying not to pass out#like idk the lack of humanity was just 🧍♂️ so much worse than usual#but then I met this lady and she kept me company and kept me distracted from it all#she even got some of the nurses to be nicer and in a better mood somehow#I know it’s not an easy job ;; but compassion and kindness they go a long way#and that’s so important#Alissa you’re my cat scan Twinsie for life#tw hospital#I was high on morphine telling my friends about her and telling her they thought she was so sweet and she was so happy about it#augh#she blew me a kiss when she left too 😭#guys I swear … I met an angel#like#what else could she have been#(๑′̥̥̥▵‵̥̥̥ ૂ๑) ok ill shut up now im just really emotional about her forever
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Anakin being haunted by his mother once he becomes Darth Vader and having an Azula from Atla style breakdown where Shmi tells him something along the lines of "this isn't the life I wished for you/you're back to being a slave" and Anakin smashing a mirror
#star wars#darth vader#anakin skywalker#shmi skywalker#or a more crack like take would be her sassing him and being disappointed to the point where he turns back to the light#“but mom-” “dont you 'but mom' me young man! go back and apologize to your wife for choking her right this instant!'#“but palpatine said i could save padme from dying” “well is he a doctor? does he have a medical licence?”#“honey i dont think you should take medical advice About your wife from someone who studied politics :/ ”#“dark side” honestly ani this new phase is ridiculous i remember when you were little and you would build droids from scrach to de-stress
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Okay but Stobotnik nation, listen. L i s t e n.
I'm in my feelings right now, but not about Stone dragging him out of the rubble, cradling him tenderly, watching over him through an intense healing process with nary a moment of hesitation. Yes, that's love right there, but that's also just Stone. That's what he DOES.
I'm losing it about Robotnik in retirement. Completely defanged. No intention of returning to the evil life.
Stone was a government agent who then chose to follow a card-carrying supervillain. His boss is a maniacal polyglot ultra-genius who briefly had the powers of a god. Stone has to keep Google open at all times to keep up with him. Stone plans dictator outfits for him in his spare time.
The Doctor Robotnik who Stone adores is not a convalescing Twitch streamer, one of the thousands of hopefuls, keeping track of a follower count of the basic bitch humans he once claimed to despise. Hawking energy drinks when they both know damn well he's a latte man.
But that's what the doctor is doing. And that's what he plans to keep doing. And Stone waits, smiles, presses the like button, probably manages the physical therapy regimen. And he doesn't judge him for a moment, his respect doesn't falter. He doesn't try to push him back to a world that has unpersoned him and frozen him out.
He certainly doesn't want to be anywhere else.
But he keeps track of the badniks. Just in case. And the moment the legacy of who Robotnik wanted to be is threatened, he's ready to go.
#sonic 3 movie spoilers#i am a meta gremlin#apologies to basically everyone who follows me i think maybe four of you care#they're ridiculous and i love them#stobotnik
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For the Queen <3 👑

I honestly have no idea why ppl r so hateful on the internet, esp in fandoms that are meant to unite and bring ppl closer tgt. I guess the ever so repeated 'don't like - don't watch' is too big brain for some.
I honestly adore Earth in a special way, maybe she's not my fav ever but I srsly don't realized how high up there she is
I admit, I did not like her at first, even before I actually saw her in action for the first time when I was catching up and just knew a char like that existed, But she grew on me as she grew herself as well
I love seeing that growth in these characters, the design change, their role in the story, their voice and all
The show touches a lot of subjects and issues esp relationships and how toxic they can be, but 4 me Earth was the one to make me realize this and legit show me how a kind-healthy relationship can look like
She made me realize I am stuck in toxic dynamics I am unhappy with and made me strive to get better
I would pay so much to get a therapy session with her back when she still did those, bc these few eps legit made me feel better then the actual therapy sessions I was taking.
Sure, she's annoying at times, but not anymore than the rest of the cast, every character has a thing I can name that I find annoying, irritating or cringe. That's what makes them real.
And between all this robot, magic, dimensions, star-crap Earth just feels the realest, she's relatable, it's a type of person yk you can meet irl and yk they're a sweetheart
She means a lot to me. And you can not like a character but you get no fucking right to harass the actor. That's about that.
I would talk about more characters that Kat plays, hell knows Gemini makes me feral and that goes for Castor and Pollux equally, but this post is enough of a ramble and I don't really have the time for it now
They're great, Kat's great, people are senseless, love each other, please.
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#queen kat collab#i did all this in the most uncomfortable ways possible but it was worth it lmao#it took me over 7h across like 4 days it's actually ridiculous#apologies if stop making sense at some point i am so tired lol#sams#sun and moon show#sams fanart#laes#lunar and earth show#laes fanart#tsbs#the security breach show#sams earth#laes earth#earth#earth fanart#art
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Spidey: So I guess since we’re all trapped here, we might as well get some things out of the way
Spidey: Symbiote, I am so sorry for how things went down, you’re an alien of course morals would be different for you, and you were genuinely just trying to be a good..symbiotic…creature
Spidey: I can’t say I wish I hadn’t gotten you off me, because in the long run we weren’t actually compatible, but I am sorry for removing you so violently when I found out you were actually a living thing, it had to be scary to suddenly be hostless in a strange planet, I’m sorry
Green Goblin (Norman): What about the rest of us?
Spidey: What about the rest of you, what am I supposed to apologize for? Taking better pictures? Being in the general vicinity when your origin story happened? Existing??
#in a universe where the symbiote isn’t as bad as it is in canon#I have such a soft spot for it#like I know it started off as a metaphor for drug addiction#but it’s just a little symbiotic creature trying its best#anyways I just thought it’d be funny#the tone shift between a heartfelt apology and ridiculous demands#Spiderman#spider man#spider-man#green goblin#Norman Osborn#eddie brock#although his presence is more implied#venom symbiote#venom#made up dialogue by yours truly#Peter Parker
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YAY REQUESTS ARE OPEN! :D can I please have a lil smth with Simon and his squadmate? I thought about this and ho boi now I feel all sorts of emotions.
I feel like Simon is the type of person to sometimes lose it and push himself to his limits, especially during training. And so he would be ok, but Y/n sees through the facade. And so BAM! Simon is laying down from exhaustion, with the summer heat making everything worse. He desperately needs water, but cant move and every recruit is staring.
We see Simon and imediately go Mama Bear ™️, almost scolding Simon for this despite being lower ranked than him. We bark orders at others to look away, while we give him some water behind his mask.
When Simon gets better and remembers, he is pissed that we might have looked at his face, and says so. We sass back that no tf we dont and that next time he should take care of himself. Simon can only be flustered by us, because 1. We are right and 2. We took care of him in the heat of the moment. He can only sit there like a scolded puppy
Guess who has a bigger crush on us now :)))
i’m so so sorry this took so long!! i drafted this up twice and never got it where i wanted it to go, but we’re finally here!!

It had been a week since he had collapsed in front of a group of recruits, and the whole thing replayed clear as day in his mind. A broken record repeating itself in his mind as he did anything and everything to try and forget about it.
Ghost could still feel the exhaustion that seeped into his bones that was somehow worse that day than it ever had been. The sweltering heat felt more like molten lava than anything. It didn’t help the recruits also seemed to get under his skin more than usual, primarily you, your already defiant nature seemingly ten times worse. Yet for some reason that day you were different. Your sarcastic remarks were instead replaced with quizzical expressions, eyes narrowed, assessing him. He could still feel your eyes watching the way his steps faltered, the twitch of his eye when his balaclava seemed to become one with his skin because of the sweat underneath.
He felt like an open book under the scrutiny of your sharp gaze, his patience dwindling at your rare silence.
Until everything went quiet, for just a moment.
Admittedly, Ghost could hardly remember who he was speaking to or what he was saying, likely terrorizing some poor recruit who had messed up their stance during training. All he could remember in that moment was one second he was standing, and the next he wasn’t.
His eardrums rang for a beat, then it was replaced by a voice.
Your voice.
You shouted to some recruit to grab some water, their rushed footsteps padding off somewhere Ghost couldn’t see. His vision was blurred, your figure above him just a shadow in his eyes even as you bent down at his side, grabbing the base of his neck and holding him up.
You mumbled something, your voice soft, caring, a contrast to what he was familiar with when it came to you. Then he felt the push of damp fabric underneath his jaw, moving its way up and over his nose.
At the time, Ghost didn’t register that you had lifted up his mask. Instead, he laid against the ground, neck comfortably cushioned by the palm of your hand that seemed so cool despite the heat that threatened to suffocate him.
“Hey!” He didn’t react to your screaming, only mentally begged that you’d hurry the hell up and press the bottle of water to his lips.
“What did I say? I said turn the around! Gawking like this is a fucking zoo.”
It was like heaven found home within that single bottle of water when it finally pressed to his lips, the cool liquid making Ghost’s eyes almost roll into the back of his head. He barely paid any mind to your annoyed grumbling.
“I have half a mind to kick your ass you know?”
What?
“Our Lieutenant, our superior, supposed to be an example for us, but instead you’re wearing yourself thin. I mean look at you: bags under your eyes, boots hardly tied when you showed up to training. Barely pushing 0900 hours and you’re already on your ass trying to catch a quick fucking cat nap.”
You continue to dig your own grave as you go on about how he isn’t taking care of himself, how he is supposed to be leading you and the other recruits. If Ghost weren’t on his ass he’d throw you off base himself.
However, that’s what he thought at the time.
Rather than ponder on the rage he felt at your words, he instead realized two things, the first being you were right. Ghost always put the job before himself. Things were easier that way. Instead of living in his mind he dedicated his entire life to his career even though it was as physically taxing as it was mentally.
The second thing he realized was that you had seen his face.
At least half of it.
And for some reason this ate him alive more than the rest of the situation.
A week had gone by and he had done nothing, but allow his anger to grow. Admittedly, you were right. He didn’t take care of himself. Even so, he couldn’t live with the fact that you had seen something that was meant to stay hidden under the shroud of his mask. You had seen the man underneath Ghost, the man he had pushed down and kept hidden for so long.
The anger grew, festering like an untreated wound, puffy, hot, and seething red, blood boiling. Ghost knew anger could lead people to make stupid decisions, and yet here he stood in front of your door, chest rising and falling, fists clenched tight at his sides. His nails left crescent indents on his palms, those same fists coming up to bang heavily on your door.
The sound echoed throughout the hall. Ghost didn’t even notice some people had peeked their heads outside of their doors before retreating back inside. He finally heard the click of your lock before your door slid open.
You wore the usual military issued attire, grey sweatpants and a t-shirt. Your hair was damp, a hand running a towel through it to catch any excess water. Your expression was neutral even when your eyes met Ghost’s, and for some reason his words got stuck in his throat.
“Lieutenant?” He continued to stare at you, almost completely forgetting why he was here, “What do you want?”
The words were caught in his throat. What did he want? Why the hell was he here exactly? It was like all the hatred he held for you suddenly packed its things and vanished. Although he couldn’t say he necessarily hated you. There was just something about you that got under his skin.
The two of you never exactly got along. You questioned authority, his especially. Despite your ability to outperform the other recruits, your behavior was contentious. You were a thorn in Ghost’s side. You’d roll those sparkling eyes of yours when he’d have to adjust your hold on your gun, a rare occasion. He’d bark at you when you’d run ahead of the group during your morning runs. Your head would tilt back as you’d let out a laugh, a sound that made his fingers twitch, a song that he could get used to hearing. You always saw light in a world you knew was so full of darkness, and that just-
“Hellooo? Lieutenant?”
“M’face.”
Your eyebrow arched almost immediately at his words and lack of context, the confusion written all over the way your eyes darted from where his lips would be underneath the mask to his eyes.
“Other day, during training. When I collapsed, you saw m’face knowing damn well I keep what’s underneath hidden for a reason.”
The tone of his voice was accusatory, and he couldn’t help the way he took a step closer towards you. Even so, you didn’t make a move, hip pressed into the doorframe, arms crossed over your chest. When Ghost continued to remain quiet, the only thing you offered him was a scoff, looking down at the floor beneath you as you crossed one ankle over the other.
“Didn’t see a thing, actually.”
There it was. The sass. Ghost could already feel a blood vessel coming to the surface right above his eyebrow, twitching, desperate to burst.
“Ya lucky I didn’t take ya arse to the curb the moment ya decided to mouth off, but looking at something ya have no busin-”
“For Christ’s sake…I didn’t see your damn face, Lt!”
Your shout echoed throughout the hall, but this time no one peeked out. Ghost’s searched your face, your eyes closed. Your hand came up to massage your temple.
A sigh left you, “What’s underneath…it’s none of my business. I would never step over a boundary like that no matter the situation. Kept my eyes closed…”
Ghost could still detect the annoyance laced within your tone, but your voice was softer now.
“Just wanted you to understand the gravity of the situation,” your gaze was resolute when you finally looked up at him, “Everyone here knows how…incredible you are at what you do, Ghost, but none of the dedication you put into this job will matter if you don’t take a step back.”
His ribs vibrated with the beat of his heart, his ears pulsated wildly, rendering him practically deaf as you spoke. Johnny and Price had told him a few times to take a break from work. He knew their concern was genuine, but this was different.
You weren’t them. They didn’t pry open a piece of his mind and make a spot for themselves there as you had, insistently taking up his thoughts like some clingy house cat. That anger he felt slowly dissipated into a forgotten mist, evaporating off of him as he deflated right before your eyes.
“But next time you want to accuse me of something, at least ask first before almost ripping the damn door right off the hinges, hm?”
You raised a brow when he failed to answer you, something foreign fluttering within the pit of his stomach when he failed to maintain eye contact with you. Rapidly blinking to disguise his sheepishness, he nodded.
“Y-Yea…”
He chose to ignore the smirk he was met with when he finally looked back at you.
#my writing is so rusty i've been having such a hard time getting back into the swing of things so i'm so sorry if this is bad#but thank you for the request i always like a sassy reader!!#and i also apologize for how ridiculously long this took i hope you can forgive me <3#call of duty#simon ghost riley#simon riley#call of duty modern warfare 2#cod#call of duty mwii#call of duty warzone#cod ghost#simon riley x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#simon ghost riley x you#simon ghost riley x gn reader#simon riley x you#simon riley x gn reader#ghost x you#ghost x reader#ghost x gn reader#cod mw#cod mw2#cod modern warfare#cod mwii#cod x reader#call of duty ghost#ghost mw2#ghost cod#simon riley imagine#anon request
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guy who only ever thinks about the magnus archives voice "waow this is just like in the magnus archives"
#apologies to everyone who has to deal with me lol i have ridiculous levels of brainrot#the magnus archives#tma
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Too much talk about Viktor's disability.
Not enough talk about Jayce's.
I know he's dexterous, a fast learner and a great engineer....but there's only so much you can learn by watching. I know my boy was SUFFERING. 😭😭😭
(I just want little art of Viktor helping Jayce because he was struggling throughout Season 2. In fact, I want more art of Viktor taking care of Jayce, cause people act like that relationship works one way. Jayce loves taking care of people but he's also a sucker for praise and attention.)
#Him carrying that hammer around as a makeshift walking stick was kinda cute#bro could just lean on it when things got painful#I can see Jayce fussing about getting an actual cane till Viktor pulls “Do you think I look ridiculous with my cane?”#then Jayce rambles apologies and gets matching canes with Viktor#jayce talis#viktor arcane#jayvik#jayce x viktor#Maybe Mel can occasionally give them both massages#That's right#I'll never make my page a safe space for jayvik shipper that hate Mel#NEVER#meljayvik#meljay
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I'm gonna say it. The more I think about it, the more confused I get that some people (No matter their stance on the ship) actually jumped on the "Izuku said no to Katsuki as revenge" train.
Especially...
When by then their relationship is better than before.
Izuku accepted the suit after knowing Katsuki put in most of the funds for it.
That hospital scene in chapter 424, which is called Epilogue
Izuku isn't a vindictive person. We see countless times that Izuku isn't that petty, like at all. Because if he wanted to, he could have turned around and made Katsuki's life as terrible as possible but chose not to because that's not him. Even with villains, he mostly gets upset on the behalf of others and not himself.
Like, why does this fandom want Izuku to be so vindictive, I don't know! Maybe because some feel like he's too forgiving, but even that's not true.
Yes, even with Katsuki, Izuku isn't that much of a forgiving person.
He can forgive, but it's like he made it easy for Katsuki within seconds.
Izuku chose to distance himself from Katsuki during the time growing up. During UA, Izuku doesn't even follow Katsuki around or even demands answers as to why Katsuki treated him that way. Katsuki came to do that on his own, to apologize.
Yes, Izuku does care about him. Izuku is a caring person.
But just because you care about a person, doesn't mean you forgive them or easily so.
Izuku doesn't reveal a lot of his side of the story much, but I feel like he did still care about Katsuki all those years but didn't forgive him until he apologized.
And I still don't think he said "no" as some revenge.
In fact, I would say Izuku did get his "revenge". Not saying this as an evil way because come on, that's just... I'm sorry, but I'm not one of those "Katsuki should die" people like there's worse people in the story. I was waiting for the character development.
The "revenge", if you want to see it that way, is Katsuki going through his time in UA. He realized how wrong he was throughout the story, some bits being through his experience in moments that ranged from embarrassing to traumatic.
During that time, Izuku still was pretty distant from Katsuki. He doesn't put himself in the same space unless otherwise. Instead, Izuku made his own friends. He went through his own journey.
Because of that distance and new environment, Katsuki was able to go to through a reflective stage while Izuku didn't have to do anything. He was able to see just how much Izuku mattered and how that whole time, Izuku didn't look down at him.
"Revenge" can come in any kind of form and this is one form it did. Not doing anything while the person who wronged you going through a different stage that breaks them down to realizing they need to change and make it up to you. If any that's the best kind of revenge because you don't have to put in the effort or a lot of it to make that person realize they were wrong to you. Instead, all that energy goes into being the best you can be.
#simply no i don't think izuku said no to be petty or anything and I think the fandom still owes him a written apology#that's ridiculous#just kiya's thoughts#bnha#mha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#bnha spoilers#bnha manga spoilers#midoriya izuku#izuku midoriya#bakugou katsuki#katsuki bakugou#bakudeku#bkdk#bnha 431#mha 431
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have you seen this lmao
omg yes LOL
i love how twitter dunking on LO for being absolutely ridiculous when taken out of context has ironically turned into an olympic sport
#shit even IN context it's still ridiculous LMAO#like bro why are you touching her like that omg#the way his teeth and chin are drawn also just look really silly fdjskafdjsaklas#“little goddess i told you to STOP APOLOGIZING FOR BEING SICILIAN”#lo critical#anti lore olympus#lore olympus critical#ama#ask me anything#anon ama#anon ask me anything
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don’t mind me and my nonsense
#macgyver 2016#angus macgyver#jack dalton#macgyver#i don’t think i can in good conscience call this fanart#or even normal art#ridiculous art?#maybe??#anyway this is probably the dumbest joke i’ve ever made#i feel the need to issue a formal apology or something asfkhdgjf
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Stex characters and what plants I think they’d like
Choo choos (and Porter): 300+ year old ancient ones like horsetails, clubmosses, and early trees, especially when heavily compressed, AKA COAL
Greaseball: the plastic kind
Electra: I’m torn between something weird and unintuitive but deceptively easy like orchids or airplants, or being one of those intense African violet/general gesneriad fans who preach about how actually cool and deceptively easy they are. I can see them being great at keeping bizarre mutant versions of “fussy Grandma plants” like gloxinias alive despite rarely touching grass.
COACHES
Pearl: String of Pearls is an obvious one. Probably cute pink/purple succulents in general.
Dinah: anything edible. From normal herbs and veggies to pereskioid cacti.
Buffy: anything produced via atomic gardening. She sticks props and seedlings in repurposed food containers.
Ashley: wants to believe the plants praised for air filtering abilities actually work. Leans into her very 70s interior design preferences anyways.
Carrie: I think she’s fascinated by the logistics of plant smuggling more than anything
Belle (OLC)- Cast iron plant, VERY durable, very old school, very low light. Can also see poppies (wizard of oz lol) or roses.
Tassita: plants are quiet enough in general, I don’t think he has a preference
Belle (Bar)- still patiently waiting for her agave to grow enough to make tequila… it’s gonna be a while
Belle(Wembley)- balloon flowers and campanulas in general. No strong reasons besides aesthetics and vibes
FREIGHT
Dustin- anything called a “living rock”. I think he’d be very good at keeping even the too-hardy-for-their-own-good ones alive
Flat-Top- dandelions. Any kind of sidewalk crack weeds. He will defend their honor with his life.
Rockies/Hoppers- Sempervivums. There’s lots of them and they come in many colors and grow in rock gardens.
Caboose- Castor bean plant. Anything horribly toxic you’re allowed to just casually grow.
Slick- corn, maybe sunflowers. Yellow oil-bearing plants. Also probably plastic plants in general
Lumber- oh come on isn’t it obvious?
Hydra- BIONIC. DUCKWEED. maybe aquatic plants in general.
COMPONENTS
Volta- cold hardy cacti because she’s vaguely associated with the southwest US. If they can’t survive the winter, they are not worthy.
Joule- anything that looks like it has teeth. Can’t keep any of them alive.
Krupp- caudex plants that are dormant half the year. All meticulously labelled. He still loves them when they look like lumps.
Purse- Silver dollar vine. High value dischidia and hoyas, which he sells snip snips of to enthusiasts under the table
Wrench- Aloes
Killerwatt- stripey things like zebra plants and tradescantia
NATIONALS
Shinkansen- I’ll go with astrophytum cacti because they’re specifically popular in Japan. Also the obvious cherry blossoms.
Ruhrgold- I feel like Germany is disproportionately into “jungle cacti” like rhipsalis and epiphyllums. All meticulously labelled because that was a consistant theme at botanical gardens there.
British engine- anything that flowers in fall or winter. Christmas/Easter cacti that flower out of season. Better late than never. Maybe English ivy.
Bobo- likes autumn leaves because they’re ORANGE. Any brightass orange flowers in general
Coco- coconut trees because they bonk people on the head and fucking kill them
Expresso- Tomato plants and olive trees.
Turnov- Conifers, taiga trees and plants in general
(Not into Wembley enough to have stuff for their champion engines)
#stex#starlight express#my headcanons#this is a hilariously unserious post compared to the 10k words of ridiculously serious electra apologism looming#though the fact i did not pick “raer variegated aroids because their rich trendy dumb and love to die” will become very relevant
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i honestly cannot believe how many impossibly thirsty Aziraphale moments we get before the final fifteen. and then he FINALLY gets what his lil puppy eyes have been begging for all season and he goes and LEAVES ffs why is self sabotage so ingrained in us queers
#'look at you you're gorgeous'#'our car'#'you said trust me' 'and you did'#'i would love for you to help me'#'i want a proper apology'#'sherry for me please'#'don't hesitate to ask me any questions about love'#'but it's pretty!'#'aim for my mouth'#'you're being silly'#'perhaps you could tell me while we dance'#'you came back'#'I need you!'#RIDICULOUS SILLY IMMORTAL BEINGS#good omens#ineffable husbands#aziracrow
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