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yoichichi · 4 years ago

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Sitting on Karasuno’s Lap

Karasuno(sep) x reader

warning(s): reader insecurity about size, v slight timeskip spoilers Kageyama being grumpy and stupid and some grammar issues prolly 😬 i think that’s about it but lemme know if you think I need to add anything else!

a/n: got a request for reader being apprehensive about sitting on the boys from karasuno’s lap cause of their size so this is what that is! I hope this comforts u anon ily :(

And lemme say this: all these boys would most definitely love to be smothered and cuddled under their s/o pls they quite literally live for it <3

characters: daichi, sugawara, asahi, tanaka, noya, tsukishima, yamaguchi, kageyama, hinata

Daichi

I really feel like Daichi’s the kind of guy who loves picking up his s/o when they hug

He always does the classic bear hug grip around your midsection and then before you know it he’s squatting a little and lifting you up - ur size does NOT matter, if he can get your feet off the ground even a little he’s cheesing big time

He just thinks it’s so cute when you squeal or laugh and smack his arms, and you always get a hearty laugh out of him after before he grabs your face - kind of aggressively - and is leaving silly slobbery kisses all over it :((((

So basically there’s no way you can escape his infamous hugs

BUT ANYWAYS

Because of this he’d also definitely love for you to sit on his lap too!

And because he’s always lifting you when you least expect it, when you mention why you’d rather not sit on his lap he’d respect your answer and reassure you it’s not a problem,,,, while also kind of being >:( and passive aggressively explain why you most definitely wouldn’t crush him

Now next time he comes home to you, not only is he lifting you, but he’s carrying you to your bedroom to cuddle, and then maybe you’ll sigh and give in to sitting on his lap <3

Suga

He’s generally more of a lay down cuddly or holding hands in public kinda guy

But there was something about sitting down on the couch after work and seeing you come out of the kitchen with a big smile on your face that just made his heart melt and shoot his arms out with grabby hands

Of course you oblige and sit next to him and start playing with his hands, waiting for him to talk about his day, but then he’s looking at you like :( and tugging at the hem of your shirt

“No, I want to cuddle.”

When you look at him confused he groans and tugs you onto his lap with his face buried into your neck, and almost instantly you can feel him relaxing into the couch

As soon as you think he’s relaxed enough, you go to move off him, anxious you’ve been sitting on his lap too long, but when you go to move he grabs on tighter and looks up at you like 🥺

You realize that maybe he’s just fine when he pulls you father into him - if that’s even possible - and starts to drool cause he’s passed out from being so comfy <3

Asahi

It’s pretty common for Asahi to come home from a long day at work and then rest his head on your thighs while you play with his hair and let him talk about your day

It’s something he looks forward to when he’s driving home :(

Being held and comforted by your s/o is absolute heaven to him, so when you walk through the door with a big sigh while you’re rolling your shoulders, his first thought is to return the favor !

The two of you are standing in your living room now with your head in his chest while he’s rubbing your back, periodically kissing the top of your head

“Wanna sit down angel?”

When you agreed you didn’t know that meant sitting on the couch with you straddling his lap, his hand still holding your head in his chest

But before you can protest and squirm away he’s kissing you and humming while he’s still rubbing your back and soothing you :(((

This baby wouldn’t even give you a second to think about your insecurities:(

Tanaka

He’s gonna assume somebody’s said something about you almost immediately

Cause he just can’t grasp that you yourself have decided you’re too big for him

He just kind of looks at you like 🧍🏻🤨 uhhhh sit tf down I’d like you to cuddle me please 🤨?

“Tanaka, I’ll crush you.”

“Yeah, that’s kind of the point babe! Smother me ☺️❣️” really does not get the message here

Once you explicitly tell him you think you’re just too big to sit on his lap he kind of freaks

Like full on grabbing your face and shaking his head trying to do anything to convince you, you most definitely are not too big to sit on his lap

Once he convinces you he’s kissing you everywhere until you giggle cause he hates seeing his baby upset :(

Noya

I’m so sorry but at first he doesn’t even comprehend it’s an insecurity you have and thinks you’re nervous about it because of his size

“Wow, never heard ‘tiny but mighty’ babe?”

Like noya baby pls, this ain’t about you 😭

Is quite literally begging you to sit on his lap at home until you get frustrated and tell him you’re worried you’ll “crush” him because of your size - not his

He’d be kind of caught off guard at first but within seconds he’s reassuring you that’s not something you need to be worried about at all, not with him

Very similar to Yamaguchi he’s gonna convince you to give in and then absolutely smother you with affection afterwards

He’s now made it his goal to change your mindset about your size and add some more positive connotation - baby boy loves you :(

Tsuki

Will not take no for an answer either 😭

AT FIRST HE TAKES IT PERSONAL NGL

LIke he’s sitting there looking at you thinking you’re commenting on his body type like “what, you think I’m built like a string bean so I can’t handle you sitting on my lap 😐.”

AGAIN, this isn’t about you babes

So once you explain to him that no, it’s not about him it’s about you, he just:

“That’s stupid.” LIKE he’s very upset that you feel that way and doesn’t know how to express to you that you aren’t gonna crush him so the only way he knows how to tell you that is that you’re stupid for thinking that way 😭

He’d try to be physically reassuring afterward though

Kissing your forehead and telling you how it makes him sad you think that way, and why don’t you just sit on his lap so he can prove that’s not the case

You’re upset and uncomfortable at first, not really being able to relax, but after some lovin from tsuki and distraction you relax into him and bit and get comfy

He definitely makes it a regular thing so you can feel more comfortable with him :(

Yamaguchi

One of the most reassuring for sure!

The moment he felt your unease or a hint of apprehensiveness at the idea of sitting on his lap he’s investigating

Holding your face in his hands and asking you what’s wrong like 🥺

When you tell him you’re insecure about being too heavy to sit on his lap he’s definitely heartbroken, but knows this isn’t about him

So he’s quickly leaving really light kisses on your cheeks and hands promising you that’s not the case whatsoever all while he’s slowly coaxing you onto his lap

Once he’s gotten you to actually do it he’s all smiley and blushing - he’s smiling so big you can actually feel it when he’s kissing you

“Mmmmm, wanna nap?”

Just overall very affirming and attentive to your feelings :(

Kageyama

If you acted any bit shy or insecure about sitting on his lap he’d be ~so so confused

He’d be home from a long day of practice and flop down on the couch and all he wants is to be smothered by his baby 😭

He’s grumpy and just kind of grunts when you sit down next to him to talk about your day and ask about his and he just kinda reaches out to you and starts grabbing at your hips and you’re like 😳 uh yes?

You wouldn’t be budging and he’d get this pout and be all “sit on my lap 😡 I wanna cuddle”

Him asking for affection so bold like this isn’t always common for him so you don’t wanna say no BUT you’re also insecure about being too heavy so you just kinda pull him towards you and shake your head

“Why don’t you lay on me instead? I’ll play with your hair hmm?”

He’d just kind of look at you like ..... but I want you to lay on me and I can play with your hair

LMAO AND NOW YALL ARE JUST LOOKING AND KIND OF GENTLY TUGGING AT EACH OTHER LIKE 😕

But unsurprisingly the 6’2 beefy professional volleyball player is stronger than you so he just stands up and PICKS you up instead and then carries you to the bedroom where he flops down with you laying on him

At first you’re kind of frustrated and insecure cause you didn’t tell him why you were avoiding it cause you didn’t want to bring it up but then you hear Kageyama sigh and start rubbing your back from his spot underneath you and you soon realize this mf just passed out

Surely if he’s ok with you LAYING on him maybe sitting on his lap next time won’t be so awful

Hinata

Another confused baby but actually realizes somethings wrong 😭

Y’all are having a simple movie night with some pals all cuddled up on the couch and he notices there’s not too much room there, unless you sit on his lap of course, which he obviously likes the idea of

The movies playing so he tugs on your shirt a little to get your attention and whispers to you about sitting on his lap

But instead of happily hopping on like he imagined, you look away and shake your head, mumbling something about paying attention to the movie

There’s people over so he knows now isn’t the right time to pry, but he can also tell when you’re even the tiniest bit upset so he’s not gonna forget to mention something to you later tonight

You two would be getting into bed that night when he’d bring it up

“Hey, did something happen today?”

You’d tell him no but unfortunately for you he doesn’t stop asking different kinds of questions until he gets you to talk about it

When you mention that you’re insecure about being too heavy for those kinds of affection he would get so so sad, like looking at you like this ☹️ nearly tearing up

Cause he just sees it as him not doing his job as your s/o to make you comfortable and happy with him - even if that’s not actually the case

He won’t stop asking always for you to cuddle him like that but he won’t pester if you say no - you will see him get a lil pouty though

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I hope you guys enjoyed!!

requests are open ( I miss hq pls feel free to send some in :((()

taglist: @plutowrites @sweet-darling91

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dooodle-bug · 3 years ago

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(can you tell me more on sitcky note and WHY DO THEY LOOK LIKE ME AND YOU)

Ok dokie then!! Aight so the reason why they look like us is because they're lowkey a sona/oc of mine, so I kinda wanted them to look like me (and you)! Essentially, they're my Self-Insert stationery oc! Well, more of an negatively exaggerated version! Here's some basic info about em!

-Imma talk about the og object version first just because-

-Their name is "Sticky Note" as to avoid copystrike as the name "Post-it" may or may not copyrighted-

-Their pronouns are They/them!

-They come after blue streamer and before yellow streamer, guarding the peach streamer (was gonna do orange but I'm too slick for that-)! Yay more time with Bobby!

-The Peach Streamer area is sorta like a badlands, with rocky mountains and crap. Haven't fleshed it out all the way yet-

-Anyhow, Sticky Note (or SN) takes on the persona of a bounty hunter, y'know someone who catches criminals, but not for their own gain, but because they think it's the right thing to do.

-They're sorta like a detective, weeding through the population to find the "bad guys". The problem is: they're REALLY judgemental! Like, you make one little mistake, like forgetting to wash your hands, then BOOM! They hate you!

-Even worse, they have a warped perception of what's right and wrong. They think that everything they do is in the name of good, however it turns out in reality, they're completely wrong. For example, they see Olly as this idol, this perfect amazing guy who never did anything wrong. And, if you know my hcs, that is REALLY the opposite.

-They're pretty smart too! They have a VERY good memory. Unfortunately, due to their intelligence, they're bound to have an ego and VERY strong opinions.

-They are VERY strict about the rules and such. You can call then a nerd or goody-two-shoes or teacher's pet or-

-About their abilities however... They use them post its to create a jail of sorts. Like, they slap four on the ground and BOOM! You're trapped in a lil box! They use this technique to mess up their zone and trap innocent fellas into boxes, the only way they disappear is after their defeat (although some notes may be looser than others...)

-^^^That's also their special move! You can only dodge it with the water vellumental to wash down their notes, make them soggy, and flop onto the ground!

-They also can spread out in that way that post it packs do, hopping on top of you, trapping you in their pages, and going brrrr-

-Their weakness is underneath their pack where you peel off individual post its, the finisher being to quickly going in a up-down motion as if you're rapidly tearing out post its yourself!

-Their "final form" is them being that single, non-sticky layer in the back of the pack with the brand labels on it and stuff. Unlike their OG form, they're very wriggly and floppy, just drooping on the ground in defeat-

-They prolly move around like a slug in water, spreading their notes out and going brrrrr-

Annnddd that's all I got for now! Feel free to ask anything about em if ya wanna!

#ask #tw caps #legion of stationery #i-use-my-words-to-express-myself

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stoppit-keepout · 4 years ago

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hikago your name 👀

(For the WIP Grab Bag meme) OH NO you already know pretty much everything in this doc!! It’s just the chatfic you and I worked on together, but in a google doc in the hopes that ~someday~... you know. So here’s an excerpt written off the cuff for you:

Hikaru’s stomach is churning from the moment he regains consciousness; he doesn’t have to open his eyes to tell he’s there again, in Torajirou’s house that is quieter than his and Touya’s, that smells crisper, that has rougher sheets. His stomach knots because while he wants so desperately to be here and make good on his promise to let Sai play, it hurts for Sai to look at him and see Torajirou, to smile at who he’s not.

He blearily pushes himself up and curls over, chin touching knees.

“Good morning, Torajirou-kun.” That voice, oh... It’s comfort that warms under his ribs, and pain that twists close behind.

“Shall we continue where we left off last night?”

For those not lucky enough to have had a chat with feelsfic about a Hikago AU of Your Name/君の名は, the chatfic is below the cut; heads up for implicit spoilers for Your Name, which is a GREAT movie and deserves to be seen without your having been spoiled!

sk: what i shouted at ps before was basically: shindou wakes up as torajirou and vice versa a few times (both when they're like... 20-ish years old)

and hikaru lives a day of torajirou's life (kinda thinking it's a dream) and torajirou lives a day of hikaru's life (kinda thinking it's a dream)

but after it happens a few times they start leaving each other notes and guidelines OR MESSAGES WITH SAI. but like.... the first time they switch, this is a few years after hikaru's lost sai in his own life. and he still MISSES him. so he ABSOLUTELY CANNOT HANDLE waking up and seeing sai.

but from sai's pov it's just like... torajirou wakes up one morning and stares at sai like he's (lol) seen a ghost, and then starts CRYING and THROWS HIMSELF AT HIM and it's all PRETTY SURPRISING. and then he's CRYING and babbling about WHAT KIND OF DREAM IS THIS and trying to tell him all this stuff??? about things sai has no clue about?? and how he's been playing go, and he hopes sai's proud of him.

and he would absoLUTELy wanna play sai, but this is also shuusaku-era sai, so he'd probably... learn things from shindou? (but he's still gonna beat him, i mean, i'm not THAT horrible)

and like, sai would learn new things but what caused his EXPLOSION OF GROWTH that one summer was playing constantly for weeks on end, and on these visits back, hikaru would still have to fulfill torajirou's obligations (according to a very sternly-worded message he left with sai). so sai doesn't become instantly modern and mess with the timeline.

ff:

but now you've got me thinking about how sai was always a substantial ghost for hikaru as in hikaru could high five him and maybe he should have thought that was weird but he misses it

sk:

;;;; hikaru watching ghost movies and getting annoyed because that's not how it works

"they don't mess with electricity!!"

ff:

hikaru having to teach past sai what a high five is

sk:

and hikaru acting as a proxy again for past sai, letting him play all the games, 'cause that's what torajirou did

ff:

does hikaru think of his bargain with the universe

that he would let sai play every game

sk:

OH MAN HE DOES!!!!!!!! this is the universe's way of helping him.

and then torajirou's also spending some days in hikaru's modern life, learning the ropes.

and hikaru doesn't remember these weird dreams super clearly when he wakes up, but his shuusaku obsession is kicking up into high gear again (so think the ppl around him)

BUT TORAJIROU WASN'T AS GOOD A PLAYER AS SAI. SO ON DAYS WHEN THEY'RE SWITCHED, TORAJIROU KINDA... FUCKS UP SOME GAMES

but he's obvi very influenced by sai's play so people see THAT as also being like "shindou-5-dan doing some weird risky old-fashioned play again"

he'd been kinda getting over his reputation as a weird unpredictable player, but now there are days when he looks like a deer in the headlights, and speaks pretty formally to people, and plays super strangely (for him), and misses some commitments (because hikaru's schedule-keeping abilities are prolly pretty reliant on just mental notes of like... "turn up at x's house for tutoring on monday nights" but his calendar is not organized)

there are all these rumours that it's the stress of the honinbou title matches (or w/e)

ff:

yeah like if this were a theater company or similar people would just be like… man that shindou… he's so method. did you hear about that time he acted like he'd never seen an electrical scoreboard before? classic shindou

sk:

YES. i want shindou to be living with touya in this au.... not ~in a relationship~ (yet, ahahaa) but roommates in a place not incredibly far from the ki-in. and so touya at least makes sure he's like... wearing the appropriate clothes and stuff. (roughly speaking). touya cannot BELIEVE he had to remind hikaru how to use a zipper, just btw.

ff:

touya akira's guide to appropriate outfits.....

sk:

oh yes. he is very trustworthy...

i had one last thing written out in our chat.... ok so. in the movie Your Name they cry when they wake up from their dreams sometimes, and we already know that hikaru cries when he dreams about sai ha ha h a. so at least once:

touya gets up and shindou's already out of bed! weird. he's fumbling incompetently around the kitchen, but for once he's being quiet about it. touya offers to make some breakfast for both of them because shindou's obviously not at his best. shindou thanks him very formally. it's weird.

shindou asks what they're doing that day; also weird, because he's actually usually the one who keeps track of touya's schedule too? but whatever, touya fills him in

(it's a quiet day, shindou goes for a walk in the park--also weird--and they play go later, and he's having a weird shuusaku mood and doesn't shout at touya at all--still weird)

and then the next day touya's up before shindou (AS USUAL) and as he's drinking his tea he hears a thump from shindou's room which might be shindou falling out of his bed.

and shindou emerges, bleary-eyed, still in pyjamas, hair all messed up (and touya's heart DEFINITELY FLOPS AROUND IN HIS CHEST AT THAT) and he folds into himself at the kitchen table and just drinks tea and stares at a newspaper without reading it

and touya's not really sure if he should mention it, because shindou doesn't seem to have noticed, but he seems to be slowly and steadily crying. just with his eyes! his breathing's steady and stuff. but he's dripping tears onto his pjs, and touya is a little... concerned.

#hikago fic #thanks for playing!#SERIOUSLY #THANK YOU #feelsfictional #god i want this fic so badly...#fic writing adventures #replies #my tags are a mess sorry

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reddieao3feed · 5 years ago

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Popular Reddie Tropes

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2ZNbMSP

by diamondheartwarrior

Me, your favorite Reddie writer (even though I can't write for shit) well expose all of the popular Reddie troupes. Here's a little tease:

Sharing A Bed:

"Look Eds, I came over for a sleepover but we only have one bed! Whatever shall we do?!"

"Well technically we could build a pile of pillows between us or one of us can sleep on the floor. But instead, you are gonna sleep next to me and wrap your arms around me, okay?"

"Of course. And when I wake up, I'm gonna stare at how beautiful you are and then excuse the very non-platonic cuddling to that I'm just a wild teddy bear!"

"YEAH!"

Words: 1205, Chapters: 1/3, Language: English

Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Eddie Kaspbrak, Richie Tozier, Bill Denbrough, Ben Hanscom, Mike Hanlon, Beverly Marsh, Stanley Uris

Relationships: Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier

Additional Tags: Maybe other ships if I feel like it, This prolly gonna flop, that's ok cuz this way lowkey mad fun, Richie and Eddie being chaotic af, Crack, please just read this, Humor

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2ZNbMSP

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #reddie #it (2017)#richie tozier #eddie kaspbrak

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axolotiels · 6 years ago

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For someone with as many sensory issues as Jinx, morphing was not the best activity she could have performed. Whetlen had warned her the first time she had thought about using a morphing cube.

She tried morphing a bird, cockatiel to be exact. Te odd stimulation, pressure on her brain and bones, as well as general nervousness, left her in a puddle of smoke on the floor as she tried to get all her organs and skeletal structures back in the right places in her body. Whetlen had started panicking immediately, of course, an appropriate reaction to seeing your partner writhing on the ground with a beak trying to recede into their face.

They'd had a rest after that with his tail draped over her legs as she tried to regain some of her energy. <Ok, look, I prolly shoulda warned ya, the firs time ya morph, it's not smooth. Or pretty. Quite ugly every time, actually, but the first time is definitely the least pretty. Unless yer an estreen.>

The next attempt, they decided it would be better to have Whetlen morph before her and show her how it's done. He'd scarcely started morphing before she did, but it was nice to have someone to attempt to walk her through the process, no matter how badly.

The cockatiel he had morphed into was terribly uncoordinated and very shrill, but Jinx could expect herself to be just as so since they'd swiped DNA from the same bird. A standard gray and white pearlie cockatiel was tramping around on the ground with it's wings raised in a little 'v' shape, barking advice before getting off track and looking incredibly lost, only to start chirping again in addition to sending her thoughtspeak.

<Just focus on the DNA part, the rest'll come with it naturally. Automatic package, really, ya just gotta focus on changing what makes you… you- ya know, it's less scary than it sounds. Just be a little bird. Come be a little bird. With me. On the ground. I haven't mastered flyin' yet but we can be birds on the ground!> He punctuated the end of his sentence with a little tweet and his wings spread out as if he was presenting something grand.

It didn't exactly go smoothly, but she didn't stop mid-morph this time. Two twin cockatiels, one awfully dizzy and one awfully uncoordinated, flopped around and tried flying for about half an hour or so. All in all, not a bad try, and not a hard morph.

Things got easier from then on once they figured out her ticks. Make sure she'd slept well, had eaten enough, and, of course, she had to have her morphing coach. As for Whetlen? He seemed to be enjoying having someone to teach, even if it was the most basic approximation of the word. The list went from bird, to cat, to large dog… but the elephant in the room still hadn't been addressed.

Jinx wanted to morph an andalite. Whetlen had pitched the idea long before they'd even acquired a morphing cube that he could use without his allergy acting up. She couldn't remember the exact context of the conversation. They'd both been sleepy, and the one defining feature that Jinx remembered that it had actually been Whetlen to ask to have his head held in her lap.

Of course, the night wasn't exactly one to be remembered fondly. For as much as Jinx adored Whetlen and his company, he was born with his foot in his mouth. He had blatantly said that he wished she was bigger before backtracking, saying he wondered what she'd be like as one of his own species, backtracked again, and the night devolved into a series of awkward conversations that Jinx gladly expunged from easily accessible memories.

She did, however, want to morph an andalite nonetheless. Whetlen had some influence, of course, but Jinx was as naturally curious as she was a people pleaser. His anatomy had intrigued her since they'd met. From his centauric body shape, pretty mottling dotting his flanks and shoulders, extra fingers on both of his hands, to his gangly hooves and tail with the blade so delicate he wouldn't allow even her to touch it, she wanted to know how it all worked but she didn't know why. Chalk it up to infatuation, she wouldn't be able to deny it, anyway.

Long ago, she'd decided that she wouldn't just morph Whetlen. That would be too weird, even for her tastes. She'd had the concept of a Frollis maneuver morph explained to her several times, and she'd settled on that way before the idea of actually morphing ever occurred to her. Making plans for things she didn't think would ever happen was a specialty of hers.

But now, the things she didn't think would happen were actually happening, and she felt like she'd throw up the food she'd just eaten. Nervous it might hurt? Maybe. Performance anxiety? Most definitely.

The moon hung low in the sky, a luminous pale blue eye that watched them from above among clusters of multicolored stars. A hastily made fire pit sat between them, Jinx staring into the low flames while Whetlen, in turn, stared at her.

Her eyes were a nervous orange swirl undercut by soft yellow stars, matching the thin tongues of fire that lapped softly at the kindling at her feet. She held the blanket around her shoulders tightly, having shed her clothes already in preparation for the morph. Whetlen's tail reached carefully around the fire, and the fluff that covered the blade on the end brushed lightly against her hand, startling her eyes from the fire to his own.

Her claws flexed in the dirt and she swallowed, letting out a breath she didn't know she was holding. Jinx stood up with her hands lacing together and hobbled onto the other side of the fire.

Standing next to him, even sitting down, she didn't make it to his shoulder. "We doing this?" She said, sounding a little bit weaker than she intended to.

The way his head was cocked and his ears were perked, his eyestalks focused on her even if they couldn't see her… he was nervous. For what, she wasn't sure. He hadn't seen another one of his kind in a long time, was her first guess. She found herself hoping that he was at least a little bit worried about her safety, but it seemed like a selfish thing to hope for, so she didn't bring it up.

Jinx stood next to him and held his hand, beginning the process of acquiring his DNA. Whetlen's shoulders untensed, his ears drooped, and his eyelids slid down so that he looked to be in a trance-like state.

She waited a second for him to wake up before stepping away from the fire, lest she lose rack of any of the limbs she sprouted during the morph.

"Are you sure I don't need clothes?"

<Don't act like I haven't seen you naked before.>

"Fine."

"I get it, jesus-" She shuffled on her feet and looked at the claws that would soon be gone. Of course, they'd be back, but the concept of them being gone was still foreign even if she'd experienced it before.

"Ok… Ok… here goes… everything." Jinx tried to pace her breathing and tried to figure out where the shift in her body would start as she focused on the DNA. Usually, it began in the bones, and today it followed suit.

There was no pain, as Whetlen had promised, but there was an awful lot of pressure. Her jawbone started melting into the top of her skull, her back began to elongate and stretch into a tail. She held her eyes shut; she never enjoyed seeing what either of them looked like when they morphed. Her vision returned, albeit quite badly, as eyestalks began curling from the flesh on her head. Her weight was beginning to shift and she stumbled backward as a second hipbone and pair of legs sprout from her body before hitting the ground as still-forming hooves. The hooks and barbs on her fingers softened into nail-less fingers that were soon joined by a few extra digits on each side.

Fur prickled along her skin, thickening and curling around her head, along her lengthening spine, and her ankles. When she began to form the tail and the blade, she was struck with a sudden queasiness as the balance shifted again. Evidently, something else was rippling on the outside as well.

Whetlen, who up until then had been watching in silence, clambered to his hooves and ghosted his hands over her changing body before hesitating. <Oh, wh- no, no, love, it's ok, hey, woah->

She briefly opened her eyes and was met with a horribly blurred world where colors hurt and her senses were crossed. Her hearing flashed on and off as she tried to keep track of all her limbs and newly intermingled senses of smell, sight, touch, and a strange lack of taste. The morph was done on a genetic level, a mostly andalite beast with a small smattering of orin DNA to alter things like fur color and texture, but on a physical level, she was still changing at a pace that she wasn't sure of.

She felt Whetlen's hand on the small of her back (Which back? She couldn't tell, assuming she now had two). <If you can't hold it, morph out, it's ok to morph out, you're lookin a little funny there- not in a bad way! Not in a bad wa- well, kind of in a bad way, but that's more the morphin' bit and not your fault. Love, can you hear me? I can't tell, you're all ripply.>

<Ca-ca-cannnnn hear- you. Can y-ou hea m-eeee?> She had meant to say it with a mouth she no longer had, but instead the message came out weakly in a wave of chunky thoughtspeak.

The morph was beginning to even out, her proportions having finally caught up with her. Suddenly she could breathe much better through her nose and not at all through the place where her mouth used to be. Her legs, all four of them now, were shaking as the numbness of the morph wore away. She didn't want to risk moving yet, she was still trying to orient herself without toppling over either into the fire or into poor Whetlen.

His hand was still on the juncture of her backs, but he'd stilled after she'd tried her garbled thoughtspeak.

As quiet settled around them, she could feel her heartbeats, two of them in fact, her blood pounding in her ears. Whetlen said nothing and the fire crackled on. Cautiously, Jinx began opening her eyes, only for her eyestalks to curl and dive around with the unexpected stimuli; she'd forgotten that he was nearly completely blind in his stalk eyes. Reflexively she brought her hands up to her face to cover her eyes, and was amazed by the lack of sharpness to her own fingers.

<You…> The tone of his voice was indecipherable, and some of the hairs on her back stood up in reaction.

Keeping her stalk eyes shut, Jinx pried her main eyes open and waited to regain her focus. The amorphous shape of Whetlen hovered next to her and the flashing pale yellow of the fire bordered her in place. Her vision hadn't been the best in the first place, but fusing with him definitely hadn't helped.

When her eyesight cleared and she saw Whetlen's face, she couldn't help but shrink back a small bit. His blue eyes were wide, reflecting the fire pit next to them, and his ears drooped back; even his eyestalks had stopped squirming and were instead curled gently behind his head like a set of ram's horns.

<What's wr-oooong?> Jinx said softly, her arms locking down to her sides as she felt her legs begin to shake. If she hadn't competed the morph already, the worry would have started reversing the process.

<You… look like… me.>

She leaned her head in to see him better, almost to hear him better, and saw that his eyes had softened just a small bit. The pale pink on his nose had begun to flush like it did when he got excited, and he leaned forward too, his hands balled into fists and held beneath his chin.

<Love, you look like me!> Whetlen went from sounding mildly confounded to supremely happy within a span of a few seconds. <I mean, w- look at you! Look-look at you!>

He shuffled on his hooves and his pelt brushed against her flank, not a bad feeling necessarily, but one she hadn't experienced before. Whetlen started fumbling for something in a bag on the ground, shoving knick-knacks and bits and bobs aside as he looked. His tail was trying not to lash back and forth, lest he accidentally nip either of them with the blade in his excitement.

He pulled out something and held it in his palm before pressing a few different buttons, and a hologram screen spit to life in a rectangular projection screen. He held it toward her adamantly, practically jumping in place.

Whetlen was mumbling and jittering and twitching, and as Jinx began looking at the mirror feature that he'd activated, she suddenly couldn't understand him. Her coat color was drastically different from his, a sharp orange tone that was undercut with cream freckles, copper sprouts of curled fur forming a mop on the top of her head and along the front of her chest. What she was surprised with most, she found, was her eyes. She had probably borrowed the pigment from Whetlen, but it was the stark contrast of soft sapphire blue against fiery orange that gave her pause. After being indifferent to her own reflection so long, she was intrigued by what she saw. There were only a few stars and nebulous swirls. It was her, but at the same time, it wasn't.

Who was she, after she morphed?

Her hand reached up to touch her soft pink nose and brush the hanging curls from her face. She saw Whetlen hovering behind her and felt his hand on the small of her upper back again, and she turned to him with the device in her hand clicking off.

<What do I look like? On the-the body, I mean.> Jinx wasn't used to the feeling of thoughtspeak yet, but tried to smooth her voice out so that it was at least understandable.

<Oh, oh let me see!> Whetlen gently nudged her away from the fire with his tail and circled around her, trying to keep his hands still and doing a very bad job of it as he shook them back and forth. After a few swipes around her he stood poised with one foot lifted and his head tilted. <Ya know, ya don't really look as much like me as I thought ya did. I mean, there's the curly fur but you sort of already had that covered, aaaa… let's see…?>

<You've got a kind of… umber saddle shaped thing across yer back, tufts on yer back, tail blade- oh. Oh, I didn't think of that, how does your tail feel? Wibbly? Does it feel wibbly and hard to control?>

He stood next to her and slid his tail under her own, watching carefully as she tried to flex it. Admittedly, it did feel unwieldy and there was something a little bit… off about the outcropping of bone on the end. It felt too light for the tail itself, perhaps she had morphed it wrong?

<It's a little… it's a little bit… I don't know, I've never had a tail this big.> Jinx tried to raise it, only to feel off kilter, and lowered it back down on top of Whetlen's.

<OH!>

She jumped and shuffled her hooves, adjusting to not being able to feel the bottoms of her feet. <What?>

<Love, you got my socks! We have matching socks!> Whetlen seemed to wiggle in place for a moment before holding his foreleg up and giving his fetlock a shake, then looked expectantly for her to do the same. A brief glance down at her own forelegs revealed that yes, she had indeed stolen his socks; she had a few more stripes and, of course, the color was different, but the fact of the matter was that Whetlen was excited that they had matching leg warmers, and who was she to put a damper on that?

He stopped in front of her and peered at her face very intently, one hand reaching up as the fingers lightly brushed her cheek. <Are those my eyes?>

At first, she didn't know how to answer, and after he flinched back, she especially didn't know how to answer. He shuffled and looked at her with widening eyes, his hands held up in a 'settle down' position. <W-oah, love, you've GOTTA get better control of that.>

<Control of what?> She asked, backing away from the fire just a bit.

Whetlen winced again, his eyestalks whirling. <Ooh-ooh, that. That. You don't know you're doin it, you might've morphed a little weird since most andalites can control that a lot easier. You're lettin' out big waves of emotion. Huge, its like a sound wave. B-besides that, why are you so worried? Oh, here, here, lay down.>

Jinx's ears folded back as she clumsily tried to lay down, eventually settling on her stomach and having no idea what to do with her front hooves at first. Whetlen laid down next to her and hesitantly curled his tail around their bodies before deciding that was a little to close to the fire, and instead draped it over her back, which, in all honestly, she preferred.

<Why are you so nervous?> He asked softly, tilting his head as the fire reflected off of his visor. And he said nothing else, waiting for her to find her tongue and articulate it properly.

Jinx thought while her fingers twiddled together, unable to lift her gaze to return his. <I… I don't know, this feels… this feels weird. I don't know how, it feels really weird. Do I look too much like you? Do I not look enough like you? I did something wrong, I mean, I'm orange! Andalites aren't supposed to be orange! From what you told me anyway. And my eyes! My eyes aren't like yours, they're…weird, there aren't enough stars and they don't look enough->

<Woah, woah!> Whetlen's tail pressed down on her lower back and he put his hand on her shoulder. <You look fine. No, you know what? This is your first Frollis morph with somethin' you've never morphed before. You look MORE than fine. And what's this about your eyes? Look at me. I'll pull up your chin if you won't do it yourself, but given what I'm saying, that's a bit too sappy, innit?>

Jinx snorted and settled on staring at the spot between his eyes so it at least seemed like she was making a vague attempt at eye contact. Whetlen seemed satisfied as he smiled through his cheeks, <Ya see! Your eye are prolly my favorite part! It's like little…>

He leaned in a bit and put his fingers on his chin, pondering; the hair on the back of her neck rose as he did. <Little moonstones. Little moonstones in a… in-in a fire. Moonstones in a fire. Sure, they look like mine, ya took em from me, but there's still the little bit of you in there. There! Right there, ya see!>

He pointed triumphantly at her eyes as if she could see them. <Don't think I don't see those little pink stars sparklin' in there! I've never seen an andalite like you before. Never have, prolly never will again. And even if I do? Show me one with stars in their eyes. Brilliant, they are!>

Jinx was gripping her hands together so hard they were shaking, and even she felt the hot wave of affection that was projected from her head. It was immediately followed by a tickling sense of dread in her stomach. Whetlen didn't usually respond well to verbal acts of affection… in fact, he reacted quite badly and treated her weirdly for a few days afterward.

All the excitement left his face, his expression melting into one of stunned silence as his words twisted away into nothing. He did the andalite equivalent of gulping and whispered, <You… wow. I didn't… you felt…>

Taking a deep breath and feeling every spare bit of fluff she had on her stick up in mild panic, Jinx stretched her neck, cupped his cheeks in her hands, and prayed that pressing her nose to his would distract him long enough to shave off whatever sharp edge she was sure was coming. It had been pinker than it normally was, so she'd expected it to be hot, but the fur under his face was just as hot, if not hotter.

He breathed out and the curls of denser fur hanging from the top of her head swayed, causing her to pull back and look at his face nervously. Whetlen blinked a few times, stunned, before looking at her with a mischievous little twinkle in his eye.

<Andalites don't do that.> He said softly, the fur on his shoulders prickling up just the slightest bit.

Jinx cocked her head and peered at him, her tail curling up over her back into a question mark shape. <Good thing I'm not like any other andalite then, huh?>

She clambered to her hooves and almost promptly lost her balance before righting herself again, rousing her fur and stomping each hoof one time to make sure she had a firmer stance. Whetlen stood much more fluidly than she had and trotted a bit away from the fire before stopping, backtracking, and standing directly in front of her, two and a half heads taller than she.

He tapped his chin and made a face like he was about to ask a question before bending down and mushing his nose unceremoniously to hers. <Dunno, love. Maybe yer startin' a trend. Not a bad one, if I do say so myself.>

He pulled away and trotted around the fire before pawing the earth with his hoof, Jinx watching as another ping of affection left her head of its own accord. He turned back to her and clapped, <Alrighty then! Let's get ya broken in, four legs can be the worst, honestly. Been livin' with it since I was born and I still dunno what order to move em in half the time. Come on, there's a field over here, last one over's sleepin' on top tonight!>

#THIS IS BAD THIS IS BAD BUT I NEEDED TO WRITE SOME HAPPY #even then itsnot all happy sjdhbfsf #BUT MOSTLY!#jinxlen tag #jinx writes

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adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy · 7 years ago

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y’all.,,.,..i’m shaken not stirred

so apparently, the Ass Crack Of Dawn™ is the best time for me to be on that godforsaken site, dodging prehistoric fossils left and right to try and find at least one (1) good Mans™

I met this dude!!! His name is James!! And he sent me a face pic within like the first couple of minutes we started talking (I feel like it was his first time around here, tbh) and I did some Research™ and it all checked out so we got to talking n sISSSSSSSSSS

The boy is 18 and a virgin, yet he’s cute asf and over 7 inches 🧐🧐🧐🧐 noah fence but girls can be stoopid moVING ON

He’s blonde and like his hair’s wispy and it made my stomach flop and he looks like the Basic Soft White Boy™ all cute n shit like whomst allowed him?? to be like that??? hitting my weak spot with no remorse??

So we get to talking and I make him hard using my Fic Skills™ and he’s sending me pics and wow?? Y’all know in fics when I say H has a pretty cock?? This boy hit that mark like it didn’t look too veiny or engorged like a ballon or anything it was pretty!!

And the thing is, he was so soft like when he sent the face pic he was like “I bet you’re too good for me” n I was like “lol bitch wHeRe?” n then I sent one bacc n he was like “oh my god...you’re stunning”

So we kept going and he was like, “Do you want my head between your thighs or my cock inside that tight little cunt?” n I was like “shoot👀👀👀get on ur knees bitch” n this boi.,,.,this gift.,,.,.lowkey think he either reads or writes fanfic bc he was spot!! on!! mothertruckers!!

And like halfway through mentally going down on me, he goes, “I’m gonna have to get your snap or something after this 😉”

N I literally whipped like I took my hand out my panties and whipped bc I didn’t want to come on strong or anything and he just read my mind like praise the Lort™

So I was like “why don’t we exchange now in case the site crashes” and we did and we took our little party to snap and another confirmation that he is indeed Real™ is he had a bitmoji and his last name was on his snapsmjsjs

So I tell him I can’t snap rn bc it’s night and my parents would have my ass as a midnight snack and he was like “that’s fine babe” n I was like cool cool ok keep uhhhhh ya know

So he keeps going and literally I feel like this boy had a list of all— and I mean ALL— of my kinks and was just going down the list, checking them off

Daddy kink ✔️

Good girl kink ✔️

Praise kink ✔️

“Gonna cum over daddy’s thick cock like the good girl you are?” ✔️

“Beg for me to fuck you.” ✔️

“Oh, you like that, huh? Naughty little thing.” ✔️

“That’s a nice girl.” ✔️

Good use of emojis at appropriate times ✔️✔️✔️

THE WHOLE TIME I WAS LITERALLY PUTTING MY HAND UP TO THE SKY AND THANKING GOD THAT I FOUND THIS GUY LIKE WOW IM SO USED TO GIVING N NOW I GET TO RECIEVEEEEE oh and after he finished going down on me he said “Shall we fuck?” n idk I just thought that was cuteskdmdke

and so he kept checking up on me and was insistent i cum first and just wow get u a mans who cares

So when I Burst At The Seams™, I went to help him so I did my Smut Writer Thing™ n he did his Nut Thing™ and after we were all said and done he was all “That was so fucking good, baby, wow” n I was all *blush blush* and then he said “you literally just blew my legs off like they’re goneeee 😂😂😂”

N i was like “yeah?” N he was like “definitely. My entire body’s been off tho lately cause I’m ill but you just blew my legs haha” n me, containing the Caring Female Hormone™, asked him how he got sick and he was like “I was playing football outside the day before in the cold” n I was about to hit him with my mom instinct but then was like hmmm🧐🧐🧐I prolly SHOULDNT rn since he’s cleaning jizz off himself that I conjured into existence haha!!

So then he was like “getting up to go get breakfast is gonna be a challenge now but I’ll find a way 😂😂” and literally JUST as I was typing out “my g where u from?” he sent “Oh, and I’m from England, btw...”

So then I nutted yet AGAIN bc wOW HE’S BRTISH N HARRYKEKDJEJS

And whilst I was busting my nonexistent balls he then proceeded to write a cocky lil, “So I have an accent thing goin on...” to which i responded to with a “wOW” as I busted my third nut yet AGAIN² in the last 10 minutes

And yeah he told me to get to bed and that “we’ll find a way around the time zones 😏” and I was like “shoot!! Yes!! We!! Will!!” and yeah now I’m here crying bc the universe answered my extensive prayers can y’all beliEVE

#i am #so thankful

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allofthisnonsenseplease · 7 years ago

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got a couple responses about what chats to post, so i’ll work on that over the next week or so, starting with this one. =)

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 AHAHAHA I have to imagine tho like as an important public figure they'd make him wear makeup for tv and shit

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Well, sure, but they'd prolly have someone apply it while Jack grumps and Gabe pokes fun at him. OH! FUCK! XD GABE PUTTING MAKEUP ON THE STATUE

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 AHAHAHAHAHAH

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Jack comes back from his interview or whatever and sees it and is one straw closer to burning the whole place down

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 plot twist: Zurich was Jack's extremely botched attempt at destroying the statue

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 X''''D Jack really should have studied up with Blackwatch more--he destroyed everything BUT the statue!

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 LITERALLY either that or he blew it up and it was rebuilt in his "memory"

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 spinning and cussing in his grave XD

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 Jack: I should blow it up again Ana: NO

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 they rebuilt it bigger, better, and COVERED IN GOLD Jack: * muffled shrieking from half a world away *

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 KSFNANCNS THE BAD END

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 XD

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 re: Jack is bad at stealth. Rejoining overwatch as 76 to keep his identity secret. Blatantly cursing and punching walls whenever someone brings up or shows a picture of the statue

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 X''''D

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 but like!! Jack coming back home after a tv thing and making a beeline to the bathroom to furiously scrub the makeup off, looking in the mirror as he does it and practically watching the strike commander disappear until it's just him again. just jack.

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 ohh i like that one. Him searching out Gabe, too, and nuzzling him to get the last of the make up smell off. lol

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 gabe is like lying in bed reading and jack kinda flops into his side and gabe is like "dude you smell like chemicals" and jack mumbles "shut up I know" as he presses his face into gabe's shoulder

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 ohh, what about (and this is a big stupid stretch of an idea, but) Jack HATES having to wear make up and he HATES having to let someone put it on him. He doesn't like the smell, he doesn't like how it feels, and, particularly when they're doing around his eyes and he's got to keep his eyes closed, he doesn't like not being able to see what's going on. He's almost impossibly fidgety, and the ordeal makes him jumpy and bad tempered to the point where they have to schedule a ridiculous amount of extra time to get it done and let him settle afterward (and then touch up just before). But then Gabe, not knowing how else to help, looks up tutorials and learns how to do make up well enough to take over. With Gabe handling it, Jack is calmer and less of a pain in the ass. He can sit still and shut his eyes and listen to Gabe talk to him while tilting hsi head this way and that, carefully applying concealer and contouring, and brushing just a bit of gloss onto his lips with his finger.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 NDAKCJAJCKS AHHHHHHH plus gabe knows how to make jack look Good(TM)

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 i'll believe that last when i see it XD

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 XDDD POINTS AGAIN AT HANZO gabe is a talented dude

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 X'''D

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 I'm sure he could make jack look like a decent 7 or 8 the worst for him is probably the hair products lmao he keeps fidgeting w his hair and messing up his carefully tousled hairdo and the person in charge of his appearance threatens to handcuff him

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 XD And when Jack reflexively perks up a bit about that, Gabe swats him. XD

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 HAHAHA JACK "later jack" "promise?" "only if you don't touch your hair during this press conference" the only way to get Jack to cooperate Predictably XDDDD

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Jack becomes adorable kitty!Jack where the impulse to touch his hair is so strong it's almost visible to those around him, and he's sitting stiff as a board, fists pressed into the tops of his thighs. lol

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 shandnandksxna honey beeee Kitty Jack's sense of smell is probably also better So the products are extra annoying

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Kitty!Jack making disgusted expressions 'cause he keeps tasting it while using his piddy paws to clean his face.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 AWWW makes the Blep with his nose all wrinkled

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Yeah! XD

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 gabe knows he should feel bad but it's So Adorable awww but qoq I mean I think jack already suffers from dissociation but like. I can't imagine the makeup would help with his self-image. like he keeps seeing pictures and videos of this guy who's supposed to be him but it doesn't look like him, it looks like the Strike Commander. and the statue's face is modeled after the Strike Commander face. and whenever they show him his face in the mirror after they finish up with the makeup it just doesn't make sense in his head that he's looking at himself. By the time it all falls to pieces, he's irreparably disgusted with his own image. the visor helps.

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 WELL JUST FUCKING MAKE ME CRY LIKE NO WARNING THANKS

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 XDDDD

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 ;_;

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 being Strike Commander swallows jack whole and spits out a nameless faceless soldier

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 WHERE IS ALL THIS FEELSY CRAP FOR GABE THIS IS WHY JACK KEEPS ENDING UP CURSED IN THE FAIRY TALES AND GABE IS THE ONE WHO BREAKS THE CURSE

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 AHAHAHA

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Gabe, from the back: CALLED IT

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 WELL I'M SURE GABE ISN'T HAPPY HOW HE LOOKS BEHIND HIS OWL MASK EITHER

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 NOT WRITING A BEAUTY AND THE BEAST STORY ALSO GABE KNEW BEING STRIKE COMMANDER WOULD BREAK JACK BUT DID HE KNOW HOW BAD BLACKWATCH MIGHT BE FOR HIM ALTHO HE SEEMED P OK IN THAT LAST COMIC ((a gag BatB story tho, where Gabe goes to the beast to save his father's life, but it's just Jack in the castle, looking like his young strike commander skin, and Gabe is all: 'uhh i thought there was a hideous monster...?' and Jack is just 'oh, you have such a good heart to be able to pretend to overlook this HIDEOUS DEFORMITY ON THE BOTTOM OF MY FACE' 'your...chin...?' 'MY CURSE'))

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 SKDKAMCHAKXMANCMA I'M FUCKIN DEAD

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 X'D

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 gabe: dude you look fine jack: QOQ

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 my initial response to that was a little bit crude Jack immidiately pops the question and a boner

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 >||3c AHAHAHA

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 XD JACK THAT ISN'T HOW YOU TREAT FIRST TIME GUESTS

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 jack: u should fuck me like immediately gabe: MY DAD IS DYING

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 X''D JACK NO WHO COULD EVER LOVE SUCH A COCKWAFFLE X''''''''''''D

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 HE FELL DOWN THE STAIRS ,,,, INTO DESPAIR XDD

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 I'M A LUGHINF AND IT HURTS

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 XDDDDDD

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 okay okay. switching gears for grins and giggles: BW Jesse getting it into his head that he wants to get Gabe a REALLY GOOD birthday gift, so he convinces Jack to be waiting for Gabe in his room that night in a frilly maid get up. But Gabe nearly busts a gut laughing when he sees Jack, and he can barely manage to ask who put him up to that. Jack's on the war path. Gabe thanks Jesse the next day, 'cause he really needed a good laugh. i just i think that one's sato's fault

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 DMAFNABVZSCAC

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 she had hockeybody!Flynn in a maid get up and X'''D

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 AHAHAHAHA Gabe TRIES to thank Jesse but he can't find him He asks around and discovers Jesse is in the medbay

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Thanks are recinded. Jack is crap at stealth and they all know it. If Jesse couldn't manage to avoid him, then he needs to start over with the basics. XD

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 XDDDDDD gabe sneaks him a quick high five tho XD lmao but like imagine when they were first having sex w each other and jack is like so gabe >:3 got any special fantasies? and gabe is like um,,,,,, sweats,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, could you like,,,,, hold me down,,,,,,,,,, and jack is just. oh boy.

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 X'''D The Adventures of Vanilla Bean and Baby Corn

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 baby corn dipped in Spicy Sauce

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 X'''''''''D

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 jack has to revaluate his List of things he wanted to try w gabe

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 He asks for Gabe's list first to see what the starting line is Jack: okay, let's see.... hold him down, dirty talk, cat ears.... * turns paper over * Is that it???

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 AHAHA gabe, all huffy: well what does YOUR list look like? jack, glancing down at his 16 page essay of a list, hides it behind his back

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 'it's...um...let's start with a mutual comfort zone!!' * internally * oh god i'm not gonna make it

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 super soldier dick, jack, do it for the super soldier dick

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Jack: Gabe, take a look at this list of kinks that was completely computer generated and in no way compiled by anyone you may or may not be sleeping with, and just...just tell me if any of these sound like they might float your boat.

Jack: No judgment.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 AHAHAHA JACK

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Jack: please pick them all please pick them all

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 jack's like hovering over gabe's shoulder and tries very hard not to groan when gabe passes up a particularly fun one

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Gabe: I didn't know watersports were a kink. Do you, like, watch videos of people on waterskis or something? Jack, trying not to weep his soul out into a puddle: I'm going to die

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 amhcnamcjbaskcjbKJSDNVSKJDCB JACK NO

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 ((i don't actually want that one on jack's list but i don't have enough readily available in my 'this is a thing' knowledge to make a similar joke X'''D)) ((brain bleach pls))

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 XDD yeah watersports is really,,, gross XDD like please,,,,,,,,,,, why I DON'T DOUBT JACK WOULD BE INTO IT BUT. not for me lmao

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 NOPE DRAWING THE LINE AT THAT XD

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 XDDD

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 TENTACLES ARE FINE AND DANDY BUT NO WATERSPORTS

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 u gotta draw a line in the sand dude. you gotta look at yourself and say, "what am i willing to put up with today?" NOT FUCKING THIS

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 X'''D

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 gabe: what is a sybian jack: skvjnsekjcnaskjcn

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 ...do i want to know?

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 it's basically like a saddle thing that you set on the ground and you can attach different vibrators and shit to it

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 okay, that's...after the initial recoil, that's not as bad as it could be. I can see Jack having some fun with something like that and a partner

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 he absolutely has one XDD

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 i have to like, detach these ideas from the larger bubble of 'shit people actually do/use' and then it's acceptable for the animated characters XD

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 YEAH XDD same jack is finally like okay let's just,,, start with the cat ears and take it from there

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Jack uses the expression 'well, fuck me sideways' one day, and Gabe shoots him a brief, worried glance, wondering if that's going to be on the final. XD

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 XDDDDDD

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Gabe's idea of adventurous sex is having it out on the beach where sand will get into uncomfortable places. XD

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 awwwww omgg jack is like look if you're gonna have sex in public wouldn't you rather do it somewhere comfortable like the weight room gabe is scandalized

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 XD THE WEIGHT ROOM IS SACRED JACK.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 I'M JUST SAYING,, THERE ARE YOGA MATS THERE GABE he quickly tacks on a HYPOTHETICALLY but gabe is giving him a suspicious look

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Gabe: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?? Jack: do you honestly think i had anything better to do with my time back home?

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 gabe is suddenly considering how many partners jack has had before him and doesn't like the weird knot he's getting in his stomach

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 oh no gabi don't. ; ; you will only make yourself sad just b/c other ppl have enjoyed cornflake does not mean you cannot now enjoy cornflake

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 well that's one way to put it XDD

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 XD How about something happy? Gimmie just a minute.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 THIS IS MORE THAN A MINUTE XDDDD

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 They compromise for their date. Gabe plans a picnic on the beach--a light supper, wine as they watch the sun set, little LED tealights to set the mood as the stars come out. They're sitting close together on a huge blanket to keep off the worst of the sand. Being outdoors where anyone could stumble across them leaves Gabe's stomach twisting in nervous, excited knots, but he knows it takes a little bit more to get Jack there. He's brought a blindfold and handcuffs for that reason. They come out after the wine's gone, and he's close enough to see Jack's interest spike, like a spark in the electric blue of his eyes. Gabe takes it slow, trading anticipation for something more edgy. They strip down between kisses, and if Gabe is more forceful than usual, more ready to push Jack down and pin him as their tongues slide against each other, mouths trying to find hte perfect fit, it's only because he doesn't want Jack to rush this. By the time they're both fully undressed, Jack is practically whimpering. That's when the blindfold goes on. That's when Gabe pulls Jack's arms behind his back, kissing a line up his spine as he cuffs his wrists and hopes like hell that no one stumbles across them...or at least that he's allowed a chance to explain.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 KFJNAEKJCNAECKJN

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Gabe's got more surprises in the basket for Jack, but he still takes his time, straining his patience too, as it's hard to see Jack so painfully eager for him, cuffed and begging. He kisses every inch of Jack's chest, hand wandering on ahead, lower, and lower still, fingertips ghosting over skin, pinching, making Jack jerk beneath him. He very carefuly does not touch Jack's cock, and the disappointed groan as his touch wanders to Jack's thigh makes him laugh. He pays particular attention to Jack's nipples, kissing and sucking, nipping at them. Jack urges him on with meweling, pleading sounds, rough and heated. The noises spill from his lips and shoot straight to Gabe's cock, but he holds himself back. 'Not yet, not yet. This isn't enough to satisfy Jack.' omg if this keeps up it's gonna turn into a full on scene

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 s h r i e k s quietly kfwejcknaekckjaneawdkjnd take good care of him gabe BUT ALSO GABE BABY HONEYBEE DON'T U WORRY YOU ARE MORE THAN ENOUGH TO SATISFY JACK QOQ

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Well, sure, because Gabe actually has this little thing called RESTRAINT. Not to be confused with restraints, which Jack IS familar with.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 jack realizing that yes all these kinks are really really fun and all but maybe he relied on them to make sex interesting with his other partners because those other partners didn't inherently interest him. gabe, though.... gabe is different LMAO JACK

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 aaaaaaaah!!! XD That was the other thing I was about to start typing up--that Gabe shows Jack how fulfilling sex can be even if it's pretty vanilla, so long as you've got a good partner

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 QOQ fulfilling indeed lmao

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 X'D

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 keeping it simple is.... really intimate, jack realizes. despite all the trust you need for the kinky shit, there's something really intense about keeping it uncomplicated something less "for the fun of it" and more... for love

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 For that connection. Just to get as close as you possibly can with another person.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 as soon as gabe is inside him, jack is mortified as his eyes start welling up

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Jack never realized he could ache to close the distance separating him and someone else, even when all that divides them is their own skins, but Gabe makes him feel that ache, makes him think that he wasn't complete on his own, that he had anotehr half waiting and he's only just now found him.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 QOQ

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Gabe touches Jack's face, palm cupping his cheek, brown eyes filled with the warmth of home. He's gone still as he asks if Jack's okay, and he brushes away a tear with his thumb. Overwhelmed, Jack has to close his eyes against it all.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 I'M DEAD

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 ' 'm fine,' he says, voice too thick and carrying tremors. 'Fine,' he repeats. 'Nothing's wrong.' He wraps his arms around Gabe's neck, pulling himself close to hide his face and whisper in his ear: 'Keep moving.'

Gabe starts to pull out, afraid that he's done something wrong. He's never seen Jack cry before. Shout, yes, scream, sure, but not cry, not like this. He's barely shifted when Jack's legs tighten around him. 'Jack,' he says, quietly, warningly. It isn't up for discussion that if one of them (him, usually, he thinks, they discussed this specifically for him) starts to feel uncomfortable, then they stop, no questions asked. He loosens Jack's hold around his neck, pushing him gently back to get a good look at his face, and he goes cold inside to see the tear track running down Jack's cheeks. 'It's okay, Jack. Whatever I did, I'm sorry. We'll stop. I--'

'I love you!' Jack shoves the words between them almost like an accusation. 'I didn't think... I didn't know it would...would be like this.' When he closes his eyes, more tears run down his cheeks. He's reached up to grip Gabe's arms, clinging to him. 'I don't know what to do,' he admits quietly.

'Jackie. Mi sol. Shhh.' Gabe kisses his forehead and pulls him close, shushing him and whispering endearments and kissing his hair. His heart is swelling to fill his chest. jack loves him. Jack LOVES him! But the wetness of tears falling against his skin, Jack's soft sniffles rein in his joy. It's causing him pain. Why would loving cause him to hurt like this?

aaaaaaaaaa sorry it just wandered off i don't know where i was going

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 KJSENFAKDJCNSSKCJN I'M SO GONE SEUCINSUCNIDSCUN SIGN ME UP FOR THIS EMOTIONAL SHIT OMG

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 XD

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 jack is just so suddenly overwhelmed by just how much he loves gabe and he doesn't know what to do with it and he thinks he's going to die if gabe doesn't start moving jesus christ

afterwards, jack decides it was far from the most strictly pleasurable sex he's ever had but.... it was good. it made him feel good, in a way he hasn't ever experienced before. and as soon as the weight of gabe on top of him is gone he aches for it again.

he feels raw and hot inside. he finds gabe's hand next to his, and holds on like he's falling even though they're lying next to each other.

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Jack tries to explain to Gabe why, even now, tears keep welling up and threatening to fall. He fumbles over the words, trying to explain how he hadn't realized how separate he felt from everyone, how being with Gabe makes him feel like he hadn't ever been whole before. Gabe listens patiently, holding Jack's hand between them, and reaching over to pet his hair, his arm, his side just to reassure Jack that he's there and he's listening. When Jack trails off, still not sure how to put all he felt into words, Gabe tells him the story about how, long ago, people weren't as they are now: they existed with four legs and four arms, two minds but one heart in a body, and they were whole and happy. But the gods, jealous of their happiness, split them apart. So now, everyone spends their life searching for that other half, the half that would complete them and make them whole again. The half that heals all the deep-down hurts, makes it easier to love yourself, even, because it's so easy to see the love shining in their eyes.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 I'M!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA KICK A HOLE IN THE WALL

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 XD DON'T KICKA HOLE INT HE WALL

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH I'M GONNA DO IT

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Don't do it. Write about Jack doing it. XD

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 JACK IS LIKE HOLY SHIT I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND KICKS A HOLE IN THE WALL

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 X''D

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 AND GETS HIS FOOT STUCK

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Jack is punch drunk on love He's so punch drunk he can't even punch, the cornfuck.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 gabe is like wtf how did you get your foot stuck in the wall and jack just yells I LOVE YOU and gabe is like that doesn't answer my question at all

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Jack's one of those people whose brain bypasses B on the 'this makes sense' flow chart, so he just ends up confusing people by insisting C BECAUSE A

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 YEP after gabe gets his foot out of the wall he's like so how did this happen again??

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Jack: I HAD TO KICK IT TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN Gabe: ...what? Jack: ...i'm emotionally compromised. take me to bed.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 siehcnsdkjcnsdkjcnsec gabe tells the story to ana, totally confused, and ana bursts out laughing. "he loves you so much he got his foot stuck in a wall!!!" "what??"

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 X'''D Gabe: Listen, Jack, it seems like this relationship is putting you under a lot of stress, and that's the last thing I wanted to do, so if we need to slow down-- Jack: I want you inside me Right. Now. Gabe, gaping like a fish: ...so...we're good...on the pacing, then.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 AJKCNAEKJCNASCJINADC the next day gabe is minding his own business doing paperwork in his office when jack bursts in and grabs him by the collar and is like Marry Me

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 orz why does Jack always dial everything up to 11?

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 SERIOUSLY gabe: uh,,,,, we can start planning a wedding, sure?? when did you have in mind, like next yea- jack: tomorrow gabe: WAIT

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 PUT ON THE BREAKS, JACK Jack hasn't even had time to go get a ring. He just brings up a dish of oily onion rings that he stole out of Jesse's lunch and shoves one at Gabe.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 JAAAAACK

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 He nabbed a potted plant from reception since he couldn't get to a florist.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 JACK!!!!! gabe is like JACK YOU'RE RUINING MY DREAM WEDDING jack shrugs and is like fine we can get a divorce and then get married again

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 XD But Jack freezing at that, and eyeing Gabe suspiciously. 'Dream wedding?' 'Yes. Jack.' 'Am I up there with you?' Siiiiiiigh. 'Yes, Jack. You're facing me at the altar in my dream wedding.' Jack is slightly mollified by this.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 awwwww omg they compromise by eloping asap, taking a year to plan for a wedding, and divorcing the night before so they can get married again XDDD

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 XD gdi those fucks

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 jack is like i am not spending another second not married to you gabe gabe is like well can't argue with that the night before the wedding when they're technically divorced jack starts giggling mid-sex and is like "having sex out of wedlock is a sin gabe" and gabe is like "LITERALLY HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE HAD SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE JACK"

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 X''''''''''''''D

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 there's just something about being able to say "my husband" that makes jack want to explode with happiness

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Gabe wonders if they should get divorced every year so that they can get married again on their anniversary because Jack is an absolute ball of sunshine during wedding sex.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 zkjnsdckjsndksdjnc they decide it's too expensive so they settle for just reaffirming their vows every year and also it sucks not being able to be married for a few hours

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 XD

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 but like!!!!! they're so married!!!!!!!!!!! they start exclusively referring to each other as "my husband" and take great satisfaction in showing off the rings

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 omg XD

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 i'm so emotional

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 goons

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 jack has pictures of their wedding all over his office gabe is a little more classy, he has a picture of them kissing on the altar in a beautiful frame on his desk

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Jack has Gabe's vows framed. The paper is crinkled and stained and was folded and unfolded so many times that it's actually started to tear in a couple places because gabe would take it out and read over it again and again in the days leading up to the wedding to be sure he had it memorized word-perfect.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 QOQ

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Gabe has a flower from the ceremony pressed and laminated. He keeps it in his wallet as a sort of charm.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 qoq SAPS

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 So how many times do you think one or the other has had to request a new desk because they couldn't control themselves and put it to more strenuous use than it was intended for?

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 ALL THE TIME

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 There's a special budgetary allocation for desks. XD It is not allowed to be slashed, even if Overwatch is having a financial crisis.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 >||3c it's like that fuckin meme where someone's like "help me budget" and then has a wild amount of money dedicated to something totally unnecessary

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 X'''''D I'm just imagingin them going at it right it he middle and the damn thing snapping liek a mousetrap around them!

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 they get a new financial advisor for overwatch and she's like "well why don't you just stop putting all this money towards new desks, why would you need that many each year??" and ana is like LMAO DON'T BRING THAT UP TO THE COMMANDERS OKAY AHAHAHA YEAH gabe always stops briefly to check if jack is okay but jack is always just more turned on by it

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 DON'T BE A WUSS, GABE, YOU'RE NOT GONNA BREAK ME LIKE THAT! HARDER!

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 jack secretly loves breaking the desks. the fact that gabe can fuck him That Hard is a super turn on

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 you say secretly XD

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 XDDDD sometimes u just gotta break a desk ya know

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Gabe comes in one day and Jack is trying to stack a second, smaller desk on top of his usual one, and Gabe is just NO.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 IUFHAKJFNAEKJCNASC HOW WOULD GABE BE ABLE TO REACH HIM HIS DICK ISN'T THAT BIG

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 they would literally be on top of hte desk like not even touching the floor at all XD

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 oh okay XDDDDD

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 they can do it. i believe in them

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 I WAS LIKE HOW IS THAT GONNA WORK

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 XD like, not agains the desk, ON the desk i like that of all the ridiculous things we discuss, your 'that won't work' so far has been on top of the desk. XD

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 XDDDDDDD I MEAN HOW COULD THAT WORK WITH LIKE JACK HALF ON THE DESK AND GABE W HIS FEET ON THE FLOOR

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 i'm rolling with the idea that the strike commander gets a ridiculously huge fuck-off desk i mean

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 fuck off desk indeed

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 this is a universe where reaper can teleport and eat people's souls i think we can make an allowance for an unusually large desk XD

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 XDDDDDD

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 like, twin bed sized at least

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 god that's so much money

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 NOW YOU'RE CONCERNED ABOUT THE BUDGET??? X'''D

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 UN: STOP BREAKING YOUR DESK jack, laying out a blanket over the desk: what? i'm the person who always cringes during superhero movies when they're destroying all those buildings and shit bc GOD SO MUCH MONEY XDD IT MAKES ME SO UPSET

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Don't forget, those fuckers have touch screens in them. That's a WHOLE NEW LEVEL of uncomfortable butt dials

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 WOW OH GOD LITERALLY

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 X''''''''D

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 JACK'S ASS HITS A BUTTON AND SUDDENLY THEY'RE CALLING SOME REALLY IMPORTANT DIPLOMAT

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 this call may be recorded for quality assurance

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 KFJNAKJCNSKASJCNASC

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Jack comes into Gabe's office one day, looking an odd mix of pleased and nervous. 'Honey...what's your position--err...opinion on home made sex tapes?' '...why?'

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 IJDBIDUBCIUBSIUBC

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 'well, um, you see... wemighthavemadeoneandihaveautomaticuploadsetupsothegoodnewsiswe'vegottenanamazingnumberofhitsiloveyouvanillabean'

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 SKFSDKJCNSDCKJNSDCKJNSDKJCNSDKCJNSD JACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gabe: gabe: gabe: it's really illegal to murder your spouse right

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 Jack: Really really illegal, oh light of my life. Jack: But think about it! This could be a really good career oppor- Gabe: If you finish that thought, I will divorce you for real.

firesonic152 - 04/21/2017 gabe, cracking his knuckles: good thing blackwatch specializes in quiet assassinations jack: >:3c gabe: ..... this isn't a sex thing jack this is an actual real threat jack: :frowning:

SuspiciousPopsicle - 04/21/2017 X''''''''''D

#cornfuck and the reaper #R76 plot ideas #lil-hiss i'm running w the second of your requests first bc i like it better tbh XD

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BEST FRIEND! YOONGI

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- First things first, let’s be real,, best friend yoongi would roll his eyes at you a LOT n0 doubt

- your friendship is probably built on insulting each other, in like an affectionate way lmao

- also music,, that would definitely be a major factor of your friendship

- he’d have such good song recs aaaaa

- i’m still screaming about his playlist on Spotify !!!!!!

- ok but like imagine trying to wake him up

- He’d probably hit u over the head with a pillow n prolly swear at u to get lost

- The most effective way to wake him up was to tip water on his face,,, which he hATes lmao

- But it works s0,,,

- Sometimes when he’d go a night without sleeping and was feelin kinda cheeky,, he’d pour water on u at 4:30am and justify it as payback

- loWKEY Cuddles

- like you’d just be sitting on the couch watching a movie n he’s just flop down and use your lap as a pillow and you’d be all like “yoongi wyd” and he’d be “shh ur comfy”

- OR he’d be working on his music really late at night and you’d try to stay up with him but eventually you’d just rest your head on his shoulder bc you’re So Tired

- he’d complain your head was too heavy before realising u had fallen asleep lol

- He’s become a lot more relaxed after you’d fallen asleep,, he’d probably wrap a blanket around you fjdfsjk hes a real sweetheart okay

- Okay but him teaching you piano awe

- so like at one point you’d really want to learn the piano but wHy pay for lessons when a Master Pianist was your best friend ??

- “hey yoongi can u teach me piano?”

- “no”

- “teach me piano or i’ll steal your kumamon plushie”

- “you wouldn’t dAre”

- “wATch mE”

- you’re over at his house and he’s complaining about how bored he is so your like “hEY you should teach me how to play that song u always hum in your sleep”

- “I’m not thAT bored”

- but he gives in and you’re sitting next to each other and he’s getting frustrated because you keep pressing two keys at once like “y/N ITS NOt thAT HARD”

- practice makes perfect J

- When u guys are sitting on his bedroom floor sharing earphones and he’s sitting cross legged working on his computer and you’re lying on your stomach tapping mindless rhythms onto his leg while watching him type

- More than once you guys have fallen asleep on the floor together

- You guys would spend most of your time at each other’s houses

- But when u did go out and catch a train or bus to the nearby shopping mall, you’d always share earbuds and he’d stare out the window and you’d always wonder what he thought about but whenever you’d ask he’d always just shrug and ignore you

- I feel like yoongi is one of those people that high key hates small talk like No I Don’t Care how the weather is, talk about your first pet or how u would pray to the stars bc u thought they would grant every wish

- and you guys would stay awake until the really early hours of the morning sitting on his bed and talking about all things that made u scared of the dark

- during the day I feel like your friendship wouldn’t be so much about talking, more about just spending time together at a local coffee shop sipping on scorching hot chocolates and just watching the snow fall outside and observing the people who came into the shop

- I think people watching would be something u guys did often, and you’d make up lil stories using all the information u could gather from a person

- like a lady is walking past wearing a business outfit n she is carrying a child and yoongi would guess that she was Smart And Successful and then start to rant about how Sometimes Success Is Not What Matters and the lady wanted a child to love n you’d nod b4 pointing out the lady wasn’t wearing a ring and suggested the child wasn’t hers n she was just babysitting or something

- Observation 101 ;D

- sometime when you’d force him to come clothes shopping w you and you’d try something on and asked if it suited you and he’s sarcastically cringe and be all like “don’t wear that when you’re with me”

- and you’d pout a lil before rolling your eyes with a lil “whatever” n he’d feel bad and be all “kidding, kidding, you look nice I guess”

- tho like tbh he’d give u fashion advice all the time like “geez y/n you’re wearing /that/ scarf with that shirt?” and you’d roll your eyes and be all like ��ha yeah like you can talk you’re literally wearing pajamas”

- you’d go to every one of his basketball games and you’d always be the one cheering the loudest and he’d be low key embarrassed by it,,

- tbh he high key loved it but gosh no he’d never tell u that

- You were his personal cheer squad partly because you were proud him,,, mostly because you knew it embarrassed him lmao

- after every game you’d go this ice cream shop a few blocks down from the courts and you’d share a large sundae and he’d eat all the strawberries but you didn’t mind despite always complaining to him about it

- if u play a sport he’d absolutely be at all your games,, though he’d just sit in the corner and watch with a small smile that grew every time u looked over and waved at him

- sometimes,, by accident,, he’s get really into the game and if your team was winning or scored a goal he’d jump and with a huge grin before realising and slowly sitting back down lmao

- okay but you’d absolutely love when yoongi was in a really good mood because he’d always laugh and joke w you and he’d be grinning at you with his adorable gummy smile and it just made you really happy to see him like that

- sometimes yoongi would be feeling really down and just get all quiet(er) and reserved and just ignore you and u could always tell when he was upset but you also knew he wouldn’t want to talk about it

- and despite how much he insists he just wants to be alone, you knew deep down he appreciates your presence when he’s like this

- so you would always go get some take out and hand him a bowl of chicken katsu and rice but he’d just push it away but you’d just smile and pick up a book and read, leaning your back against him

- and he’d eventually reach for the food u brought him and you couldn’t help but grin, making sure your hair hid your pleased expression

- you always knew silence was best but if it was more casual you’d probably start ranting about how you’re beSt friends so you should tell each other stuff that’s getting u down ?? Buts he’d probably just have his headphones on and not even hear you

- You’d sigh and go over to him and start lazily massaging his neck n shoulders while clenching your jaw because you’re still low key annoyed he won’t talk to u

- But he’d tilt his head and accidentally moan really softly bUt it’s nOt his fAULT you’re really good at giving massages

- when you’re upset yoongi doesn’t really know how to properly respond

- I feel like he’d leave u alone for a bit first bc he just wouldn’t know what to say or do but then he’d remember all the times u were just there for him and he’d feel really guilty and uGH he better go check on you

- But like if it was something really bad like you were crying your eyes out I think he’d be REALLY concerned, especially if you weren’t telling him what was wrong

- like he’d demand to know if someone hurt you and silently swear that he’ll give it to whoever made you cry like this,, honestly he’d be so pissed

- but you’d just shake your head n grip onto his shirt while soaking his shoulder with your tears

- and he’d sigh and hold you close and gently stroke your hair

- he would feel really weird saying anything, even just a simple “it’d gonna be alright”, so I think he’d just try to let his really awkward affection speak for itself and hope you would pick up on it

- the next day tho after you assured him you were all better, he’d go back to his usual self and probably joke about how you made a mess of his shirt and you better not do that again

- tho this is his way of expressing,, not that he won’t be there for you,, but that he just prays there won’t be a next time because honestly he cannot stand seeing you that upset

- you know he’ll always care about and always be there for you when you needed him

- if you were feeling insecure about yourself and you even slightly expressed these thoughts to yoongi, first he’d definitely roll his eyes at you and second, he’d tell you appearance is pointless anyways and that you should instead fix your terrible sense of humor

- “stop worrying about that stuff y/n it doesn’t matter”

- “who cares what others think you look fine anyways”

- “stop saying that y/n I’d still be your friend no matter what u looked like”

- tbh on your birthday yoongi probably wouldn’t get you a gift because “materialistic items are such a waste honestly y/n do u want to kill the planet?” and you’d just roll ur eyes and he’d say something like “besides isn’t our friendship enough? it takes a lot to put up with you, you know?”

- okay but for one birthday,, he’d give u a song he wrote for you and he’d been working on for the past eight months and it was all about how grateful he was and he just put all his emotions and things he never could express to you all in this one beautiful song

- like just imagine him, it’d be a huge deal, this wasn’t something he’d do for just anyone and the song was really personal and to trust it with someone was a HUGe deal okay

- and he’d be low key blushing and you guys would just be sitting on his couch watching a movie like every year and he wasn’t really focused bc he was really nervous ??

- but then he’d just play it cool and be all like “oh yeah that’s right I got u something”

- and you’d be really!!?? bc wOW min yoongi actually got you a birthday present this year ??

- and he’d just toss the box to you, like not even pass gently even tho you were sitting like 3.2 cm away from him like thanks ?? he was just really nervous and trying to get over his nerves

- and you’d be smiling so much as you unwrap it and you’d see it was a cd and be like oh??

- he’d shrug like “I got bored the other night and just wrote it idk” and you’d have no idea he’d literally spent almost a year making the song PERfect

- and you’d grin bc you could tell how much this meant to him and you throw yourself at him, pulling him into a bear hug and he’d awkwardly pat your back n mutter a lil “happy birthday”

- honestly though, yoongi would be the best bestfriend like he’d always be there for you and he’d be so reliable

- okay okay I have a part two for this so !!!!! anticipate it ????

- I just got a lil carried away wow I just

- Love

- Best friend yoongi

- My precious honey boy

- Also yeah idK THIS IS MY FIRST TIME PUBLISHING SOMETHING LIKE THIS IDK GO EASY ON ME PLS ILY

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mooooosa · 7 years ago

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ima break down the latest bts highlight reel for ya’ll. to start it out here’s a happy jin cuz this is how we all felt before shit hit the fan.

so here’s j-hope and who ima dub “j-hope’s girl” dancing. not sure what they’re dancing so hard for yet, but they is killin it. all i know at this point is that j-hope’s girl is most likely a very close relative or a friend of his. um but yea nothin much goin on at this moment, all is goin well so far.

then it cuts to jimin. he’s in the same studio, dancing the same moves, except he’s by himself. this leads me to believe that he is probably practicing on his own, and hittin that power ranger pose because that he wants to impress j-hope’s girl and/or j-hope.otherwise, i feel like he would have asked to dance with them from the very beginning cuz he obviously knows the moves. but anyways, from what i gather he seems to either idolize and/or have a crush on j-hope’s girl which is why he zoomed in on her dancing in a previous video. he probably just wants some recognition and the opportunity to dance with her. but compared to the last scene there is a difference in lighting. it seems like jimin’s scene was purposely devoid of any lighting, with the exception of what was coming through the windows. it would seem that the tone we should be picking up at this point is a very dark, emotional, and desperate one.

of course we got taehyung doin what he’s been doin for like 3 of bts’ mvs, and that is what? graffiti ya’ll. what i think is that he does because he gets a rush from the fact that he’s doin somethin illegal and can get caught for it and/or he uses this art form as an outlet. as we can all see, there’s a bunch of things written all over the surfaces of this bus stop. things that i can actually read include, “I’m fine”, “Tell me the reason”, “Won’t trust. Can’t trust. Don’t trust.”(ya can see this after he and the girl skedaddle from what seems to be the popo), and “Pio (insert word i can’t read for the life of me but prolly means somethin real important). luckily, ya girl knows some italian and i at least know that “pio” means “pious”. basically, a pious individual is an individual who is super religious (pious can also mean insincere in the correct context, so who knows this word could have a dual meaning in this case). so what i’m thinkin is that taehyung is a previously religious person who may have asked God or whatever deity he worships, the reason why the things that have happened to him happened. he didn’t get an answer or an answer that was acceptable to him, so now he has trouble trusting in his faith or people in general. now instead of addressing any issues he may have, he copes by doin graffiti. it’s probably the only way he can display his thoughts/emotions.

aight so rap monster is lowkey stalking this girl. like i’m surprised she hasn’t noticed that he is literally almost everywhere she is. but she probably takes naps everywhere, that’s why she ain’t notice shit. but anyway, rapmon is diggin this girl, but he’s too nervous to really approach her, so he spends his time watching her for extended periods of time, and doin small, nice things for her. it seems that this could represent that he lacks the confidence to reach out for an attainable goal, and instead does things he thinks could help him get there. but quite literally if he bends slightly to the right and stretches his long ass arm out, he could tap that girl’s shoulder. he’s that close.

so um here’s jungkook lookin cute, goin down the stairs, holdin some flowers, and lookin forward to some happy ending type shit. he’s completely unaware of what’s goin on in the rest of the video, much like how i was at this point tbh.

so now it flashes to how rapmon left a hair tie for this girl on her backpack. like it’s nice and all, but if i were to wake up on a bus suddenly cuz it’s ma stop i would either 1.) think i left that hair tie there and think nothin of it or 2.) get up really suddenly, grab my backpack, and get off the bus resulting in the hair tie falling on the floor of the bus. but like das me. maybe this hair tie has some kinda significance like flexibilty or keepin shit together or somethin but i really dunno. for now it be just a nice gift from rapmon.

aight so rapmon is at this stop lookin at all this graffiti, and ya know he prolly thinkin “skrrtt wait i recognize those crosses on them t’s. ma boi taehyung eyyyy. *chuckles* his ass in jail again smh.” but for real, he probably really did recognize that the graffiti was taehyung’s work. and maybe this moment also represents the fact that he and taehyung are in similar emotional states.

so here’s when the dramatic music picks up, and everything spirals out of control. again jin representing us all, cuz we bout to hit a truck full of emotions. *cough* foreshadowing *cough*

bruh i have so many questions. 1.) why was j-hope’s girl standing behind jimin in the first place with her arms crossed like that? i have no explanation as to the purpose of that at all. like i’m lost. 2.) there was literally no contact b/w his arm and her face or in general. LOL I’M SORRY I’M JUST BEING PICKY AT THIS POINT, BUT HE SWUNG AND SHE GOT K.O.’ED AND I WAS LIKE “WHAT?” 3.) he grabbed the front of his arm in pain and i was like “how is arm hurt there, when he straight up backhanded her? like did i miss somethin in the .001 seconds between when he swung and when they hit the ground?” what i got from all this? she flopped, and is tryna set up jimin, and jimin be imagining his injury. they both straight up trippin’. also, the lights are on in the room now. so she either walked in on him dancing, turned on the lights, approached him, and got mollywhopped. or they actually did end up practicing with one another after she caught him practicing, and this was just an unfortunate accident.

*aggressive piano playing*

they literally made it seem like jimin done murdered somebody with this scene. he was frantically washing blood off like someone was really after him, like damn son you knocked out j-hope’s girl on accident (maybe) just chill out homie. but tbh this part is reminiscent of different forms of media using the trope of quickly trying to get blood off your person after committing a heinous act (more likely than not murder), because you feel immense guilt suddenly wash over you. so it’s safe to say, that jimin feels incredibly guilty for what he’s done, and is trying to get the “evidence” of the act gone asap. also, how is there that much blood? is j-hope’s girl’s face made out of jagged glass or somethin? damn.

so suga has been upset about something this entire video, and i really don’t know what it is. it upset him to the point where he felt the need to drink, and yell at this girl in a drunken stupor to leave him alone. but what i recall from the last video is that “suga’s girl” visited the hospital that jungkook was staying at to perform for the patients. jungkook looked at the lighter that was hanging off her guitar, and it seemed like he recognized it. so what i’m thinking is that he approached her asking about suga, words were exchanged, and she went back to tell suga about said exchange. or wait jk i just remembered that he received a phone call at the end of the last highlight reel, so jungkook prolly called him pffft where ma head at? anyways, suga probably had something to do with why jungkook was in the hospital, or at least stood witness to what sent him to the hospital. so maybe hearing about him again set him off, resulting in his very apparent anger and frustration. it seems he’s also feelin guilty as well. but ya know it could be something else entirely, most of the time i have no clue wtf i’m talking about so all this prolly ain’t an exception.

j-hope running in the rain with the girl on his back, presumably to a hospital nearby or something. like i don’t even know if it’s nearby it could be 10 miles away, and j-hope wants to prove to us that he has the endurance of a marathon runner, the strength of a strongman, and the legs of an olympic cyclist. but i’m guessin he had to be at or near the studio when the girl was injured out cuz there was no way he could’ve responded so quickly otherwise. also, is she really even completely unconscious? or semi-conscious? cuz i’m just guessin like i have this entire time. cuz that’s a pretty tight grip she got goin for a person who’s completely out. i mean who am i kidding she didn’t even get hit in the first place, bitch can walk.

ok taehyung and the girl are in this alleyway cuz they are hiding from the police after the whole graffiti thing. the girl is givin him the look of “i dunno what to do right now, but i do know that i’m not goin down for this, so bye. my behind stayin right here. i wasn’t built for jail.” but really,i struggle to understand what this girl is representative of if it all anything. it almost seems to me like she’s some kind of moral touchstone. when she was stealing stuff from the convenience store, taehyung easily could’ve ignored her. but nope, he decided to pay for the things she wanted to steal. and then now when he’s in this situation, he’s more than likely gonna give himself up than let her get arrested as well. so like maybe she doesn’t even exist? maybe he was the one stealing, and he’s all alone in this alleyway. maybe it’s just his conscience that manifested itself into this girl. or maybe this all just trying to show that taehyung may be troubled, but he is also incredibly selfless.

so for a little while now, jimin has been chasing after j-hope and j-hope’s girl. but suddenly he stopped and just looks on in sheer hopelessness. he sees no point in going after them anymore cuz they were either too far ahead, or the realization sank in that he didn’t even know what to say or do when he caught up to them. carrying that umbrella seemed to be hopeless as well tho. ma boi is soaked.

yup of course taehyung gave himself up to the police. that seems to be his thing. we all saw that smile he had when he got arrested with rapmon in “run”.

jungkook represents all of us at this point. the video is almost over, and we feel like we gon understand somethin but there is nothin. we just standin here with flowers in our hand, starin at an empty hospital bed, confused af. but really i know bighit is tryna make me feel like this girl is dead and gone, but nah i bet my left pinky that the girl was discharged.

LOL I DUNNO WHY MY MIND AUTOMATICALLY THOUGHT THAT JIN’S ASS WAS BOUT TO BUY SOME DRUGS OR SOME SHIT FROM THIS TRUCK.

it was flowers. but come one who gets flowers delivered to them at night on the side of the road??? like whet?

she really ran across the street without lookin both ways, and we all know what’s bout to happen cuz this shit always mothafuckin happens. we hear the sound of the honking, the tires breaking, and the crash. all the while the happiness is slowly seeping out of jin’s facial expression.and then that’s it. jin is staring at us through the camera, blank faced as if his own life was snatched from him. i mean my life was snatched from me, so were my emotions, and my brain power. there is a purple light shining on him at the end, and i don’t know if bighit decided to throw that in for dramtic effect or because it actually symbolizes somethin cuz i know purple/violet light can be representative of several things...

like for instance it can symbolize royalty and loyalty. so my conclusion to all of this is is that jin is a king, and his subjects aka the rest of bts are loyal to him, as he is to them.

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shsl-knifecat · 5 years ago

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Log 2 | Day 2

[ VIDEO TRANSMISSION START ]

Kosuke sits on his bed, face grim. He lacks his signature lab coat for now and definitely seems uncomfortable because of it.

“Hey, Rosetta,” he says, waving to the tablet but lacking much energy. “‘Bout that kid that died yesterday, I’ve cleared my head enough to talk about him now.

Kinda sucks, Evander-chi was pretty cool. I thought we might be a bit similar, that… mmmmmaybe we came from similar backgrounds? So, I was pretty hyped? Especially because… he actually wanted to talk to me! ME, Rosie! It was wild, he didn’t even try to shove me in a locker or call me a furry or anythin’. Uh, then he got shanked by that pissy itsy bitsy lil Spiderbot. ‘Cuz… of course he did. Got my labcoat all bloody when that one pink haired chick - think it was the cardiologist, Sakura? Eh, I’ll get it eventually. ANYWAYS, she tried to stop the bleedin’, but he was loooooong gone. It all happened so fast, and then… he was dead.

If it was you tellin’ me this b.s., I’d tell ya to stop pullin’ my leg.”

“...anyways, yeah. LOTS of people on this ship. It makes me… really nervous, actually. Haven’t willin’ly been around this many peeps since high school - normal high school, not Hope’s Peak. Cuz they just let me fuck off and do whatever. But, uh! I hope they don’t think I’m weird or anythin’!” He laughs, scratching at the back of his head for a moment. “...ok, maybe I’m kinda weird. You’d say that, anyways. But. I think… maybe it’s good to be around peeps more? Ok, I’ll probably take that back once I say somethin’ without thinkin’ and I’m in the no friends zone, but. For now, guess I should try my best? For whatever that’s worth anymore.

...maaaaaaan. If ya were here, ya would smack me upside the head for worryin’ what others think so much.”

Huffing, Kosuke sits up from the slouch he’d gotten into without realizing. “Hey! But I’m gonna try not to focus on my complete and total lack of social skills from spendin’ half my time in the lab or pettin’ cats! I’m gonna, uh, try to not also get fuckin’ shanked! Not like I have my brass knuckes in my pocket anymore, those were confiscated, but mayyyybe if I make nice with everyone, it’ll be ok? I’ll… try, anyway. Not really optimistic, but… the nerd always lives to the end of these things, right? Right! Nyeheheh!”

“Sooooo… yeah, Rosetta! I’ll make these logs addressed to ya so I don’t lose my fuckin’ mind. We can get a good laugh out of ‘em when I see ya next, k?”

Kosuke then looks at something offscreen, shaking his head. He looks back to the screen again, voice weary.

“...I should prolly go wash all that blood out of my labcoat, eh? Ughh, but that’s… so much work.” He flops back onto his bed, causing the Modelpad to fall screen first onto his bed. A muffled “uuuuuuuuugh!” can be heard off-screen. He then picks up the tablet again, scowling. “...that’s my half-decent lab coat, I like that one. I’m gonna go clean if off in the public bathroom before the stain sets in more… and I guess it’s kinda inconsiderate to leave it makin’ a puddle in the corner, eh? Oh! Oh! I’ll tell ya ‘bout my roommates next log I make.” He attempts to crack a smile, but it falls flat. “Catch ya later, Rosie! Ya better be feedin’ my cats right while I’m gone!”

[ VIDEO TRANSMISSION END ]

@deckspair

#logs

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disableddisaster · 7 years ago

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do em all

200: My crush’s name is: thats classified information

199: I was born in: edmonton!

198: I am really: gay asdfasdf

197: My cellphone company is: bell!

196: My eye color is: blue!

195: My shoe size is: 5W

194: My ring size is: ive literally never worn a ring asdfasdf

193: My height is: 4′11

192: I am allergic to: sooo.... much........ so much

191: My 1st car was: never had a car!

190: My 1st job was: ive cleaned a cottage once a month w my mom since i was like 12

189: Last book you read: hp and the philosophers stone :-)

188: My bed is: comfy and big

187: My pet: i have 5! 4 cats and a dog, flinty is my favourite boy, my son

186: My best friend: U!

185: My favorite shampoo is: the last shampoo i bought i bought cuz it had rainbow letters asdfasdf

184: Xbox or ps3: the last console i owned was a ps2

183: Piggy banks are: useful?

182: In my pockets: i have no pockets im wearing pj shorts adfasd

181: On my calendar: whos organized enough to use a CALENDAR

180: Marriage is: gay and beautiful

179: Spongebob can: die

178: My mom: is the best i love her so much

177: The last three songs I bought were? i use spotify premium :O

176: Last YouTube video watched: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mAErcv38Go its ukrainian dancing asdfa

175: How many cousins do you have? 6??? im only in contact w 3 tho

174: Do you have any siblings? a sister and a brother

173: Are your parents divorced? my mom isnt w my bio dad anymore but they were never married

172: Are you taller than your mom? NO :(

171: Do you play an instrument? nope

170: What did you do yesterday? skyped my babies @to-andromeda and @irwinglasses for the first time in AGES[ I Believe In ]169: Love at first sight: no

168: Luck: no

167: Fate: no

166: Yourself: NO ADFDSF

165: Aliens:

164: Heaven: idk!!

163: Hell: idk!!

162: God: yea

161: Horoscopes: hmm........ yes

160: Soul mates: yes!!!!!!!

159: Ghosts: YES

158: Gay Marriage: im literally a lesbian

157: War: asdfadsf what

156: Orbs: what.....

155: Magic: i wish :(

[ This or That ]154: Hugs or Kisses: kisses 4 sure

153: Drunk or High: drunk

152: Phone or Online: uhhh online? i think asdf i dont understand

151: Red heads or Black haired: red heads :-)

150: Blondes or Brunettes: brunettes

149: Hot or cold: cold

148: Summer or winter: summer i guess but its way too hot

147: Autumn or Spring:

146: Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla!

145: Night or Day: night!

144: Oranges or Apples: im allergic to both

143: Curly or Straight hair: curly :O

142: McDonalds or Burger King: mcds ew who eats at burger king

141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: white!!

140: Mac or PC: PC!

139: Flip flops or high heals: flip flops asdfasf

138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: i hate this question fuck off

137: Coke or Pepsi: pepsi!!!

136: Hillary or Obama: wheres my canadian politics question

135: Burried or cremated: cremation

134: Singing or Dancing: dancing !

133: Coach or Chanel: what

132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: ...........whom asdfasdf

131: Small town or Big city: big CITY

130: Wal-Mart or Target: target was cool but they closed down here

129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: whom....

128: Manicure or Pedicure: manicure!! feet are gross adsfadf

127: East Coast or West Coast:

126: Your Birthday or Christmas: my birtjday for sure

125: Chocolate or Flowers: flowers!

124: Disney or Six Flags: disney i think idk ive been to neither adsfad

123: Yankees or Red Sox: a what[ Here’s What I Think About ]122: War: bad

121: George Bush: also bad

120: Gay Marriage: im gay

119: The presidential election: donald trump can kiss my gay ass

118: Abortion:

117: MySpace: i have no strong feelings on this

116: Reality TV: i dont have cable

115: Parents: i love them

114: Back stabbers: uhh bad

113: Ebay: i ordered 5 rubix cubes off ebay for my brother once

112: Facebook: hell site

111: Work: who likes work asdfasd

110: My Neighbors: theyre all old

109: Gas Prices: pretty low rn!

108: Designer Clothes: pointless

107: College: scary !

106: Sports: what is a sport

105: My family: i love my parents and my siblings v much

104: The future: uhh............ scary[ Last time I ]103: Hugged someone: like 2 days ago

102: Last time you ate: i ate a sandwich a few hours ago

101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: i saw u does that count

100: Cried in front of someone: last tiem i cried was in front of U!!!!!!

99: Went to a movie theater: emoji movie B)

98: Took a vacation: i went to the rockies on thurs!

97: Swam in a pool: i........ have no idea

96: Changed a diaper: its been a while theres no babies in my life :(

95: Got my nails done: i dont think ive ever ??? wait nvm high school graduation

94: Went to a wedding: my parents wedding when i was 5

93: Broke a bone: never!

92: Got a peircing: i got my ears pierced in like 1999

91: Broke the law: i didnt wear my SEATBELT yesterday

90: Texted: i currently am texting

[ MISC ]

89: Who makes you laugh the most:

88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is:

flint......... :(

87: The last movie I saw:

the emoji movie adfasdf

86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most:

this is gay but my gf coming back from vacation asdfa

85: The thing im not looking forward to:

school AAAAAAAAa

84: People call me:

shy

83: The most difficult thing to do is:

exist

82: I have gotten a speeding ticket:

my driving record is FLAWLESS

81: My zodiac sign is:

LIBRA!

80: The first person i talked to today was:

like actually spoke to?? the cashier at the grocery store

79: First time you had a crush:

78: The one person who i can’t hide things from:

literally everyone

77: Last time someone said something you were thinking:

idk

76: Right now I am talking to:

the cats im cat sitting

75: What are you going to do when you grow up:

fuvck IDK

74: I have/will get a job: i just quit my job lol

73: Tomorrow: i have no plans

72: Today: i went grocery shopping

71: Next Summer: prolly gonna be hot

70: Next Weekend: redacted comes back from vacation :O

69: I have these pets: 4 cats and a dog!

68: The worst sound in the world:

a cat in heat or dry paper towel adfadf

67: The person that makes me cry the most is: fuck idk im an emotional bxtch

66: People that make you happy: redacted, u, emily, my mom,

65: Last time I cried: ln adsfadf

64: My friends are: gay and i love them

63: My computer is: cool it has a touch screen

62: My School: grant macewan

61: My Car: nonexistent

60: I lose all respect for people who: r homophobes

59: The movie I cried at was: noooo fucking clue it was w redacted tho

58: Your hair color is: brown!

57: TV shows you watch: none!

56: Favorite web site: cats.com

55: Your dream vacation: nyc for like2 weeks in a fancy hotel

54: The worst pain I was ever in was: im chronically ill asdfasd i dont know

53: How do you like your steak cooked: in the garbage can

52: My room is: messy

51: My favorite celebrity is: keyboard cat

i dont feel like answering the rest adfasdf

#gaysun

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ts-seychelles · 6 years ago

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EP. 2 - “Old Yeller Me Out Back” - DAN

Ep 2: So like, I'm annoyed because last round OF COURse, the other tribe picked to save jared. God i hope nicole goes because I don't want to deal with that shit every round its gonna be annoying.

the hosts are holding me hostage ;-; this is so sad. Lets see what tea I can spill. Roxy, Zach and I are basically in a poly and I think I'm gonna back stab him so I can only have Roxy for myself. I aint gonna share hurmph. Jealous wifeu. Oh and johnny idk if he backstabbed me but we were talking about dying so that's something

I was such a flop this first round, I’m literally embarrassed to still be here hahaha. I never would have played a game like this a year or two ago. Oh well, coming out of retirement has it’s disadvantages. As for the tribe, I feel really good about Ash and Dan and Augusto, they all seem great!! I want to work with those 3, I think an alliance would be great, but I don’t know yet how they feel about each other, so I’ll wait until I figure that out before I approach it. I want to try Jared, but it’s hard bc he’s been exiled so we really couldn’t strategize this round, idk who he wants to work with. I don’t feel good about JG, Frankie, Drake or Regan. Idk if they just don’t like me or if they wanna target me, but they have literally either ignored me/left me on read or had the most dry conversations with me. Like I’m so social, I can talk to anyone, but not brick walls, come on now. Ash told me yesterday that they were throwing my name around, which was terrifying. The only reason I didn’t vote earlier is bc I didn’t know if I was going to have to do something crazy. You can’t change your vote, so I didn’t wanna screw myself, but I guess that’s what I did anyway. I literally forgot about tribal, I was watching a damn Harry Potter movie totally clueless that I was getting a self-vote. So sorry hosts and audience, I don’t wish to disappoint and I am doing my best, but this is such a busy time for me. Hopefully I’ll still be here when my life is a bit less hectic. It’s exciting to be playing again, I just need to get my groove back hahaha

So Allison is gone..... am I sad about it? .......no.

Moving into this reward challenge, feeling pretty good about this team. We get along well, and a relatively quiet. Hope that's the same experience everyone else is having and it's not just me.

So far I’m in 0 alliances but I think that’s ok. In Ko Chang I was fresh off an ORG where I was a major goat and let someone else run my game and I wasn’t particularly nice to the other side, so I was a Nat10 essentially. Still got 4 votes tho by begging and pleading 😌😌😌😌but I went into Ko Chang wanting to change that and actually run the game to win and be respected, ended up getting blindsided for being too controlling, and now in an attempt to finish my business I’m trying to change my game AGAIN and succeed by building genuine relationships and I think I am. I actually like my tribe a lot and I think I could be legit friends with Ash and Augusta especially, vs last season I kinda disliked a lot of them on a personal level. I’m just gonna take it slow and build genuine relationships with people and be nice and maybe it’ll be what it takes for me to win.

Me throwing this reward challenge because I don't want anyone on my tribe to get closer to figuring out the idol has been found and I'm the one that has it? Sounds like a plan!! Crooks and Zach are "comparing" idol search notes with me and I'm scared because I was open with where I searched, but only because it was the FIRST FUCKING TIME LOOKING FOR IT!!! I didn't even know how to LIE about not finding the idol, but aye, at least I got one, so I'll take that as a W

https://youtu.be/6SiwJELGFp8

Okay so this rigging for Alex Crooks is UNREAL. First a graphic design challenge and now a music video challenge? Boiiii. I’m gonna kermit. I hate that this is how the game is starting. If we lose I hope I get sent to ghost island so I can chilllll. But they’ll prolly send JG or someone else who isn’t very active. *SIGH* I called with Jared for a little bit tonight. What a good seed. I probably talked too much game with him, but he seems really nice and all. Yeah he’s Nicole’s boyfriend, and that’s something I need to consider moving forward, but tbh my cold bitter gay heart felt warm talking to him. He actually made me genuinely laugh and seems like a nice kid. I’d be willing to get third for a Nicole/Jared final 2. I’d stan.

We won reward too! Let's just keep winning and not have to ever worry.

WOW We love an episode two winner edit starting to emerge!! Hi I'm Johnny. Some of you may know me a a sociopath, others may know me as the nice jewish frat boy, and others know me as the one who harassed Regan and overused VL Confessionals during Tumblr Survivor: Flops, but NONETHELESS..... Your king has arrived! tbh being cast for the season didn't surprise me, because I knew I was getting cast lowkey, but starting the game up and getting to see who is actually in this group of people is pretty stellar, and I'm pleased with it, especially me being on this tribe compared to being on the other tribe. I have started to feel confident in the social relationships that I'm working on, but lemme do a quick rundown ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Going down the line for initial trust) Mr Crooks - Well first off...... the last time we played together was over a year ago, in a little place called Japan, and it did NOT go well for him and I. I thought he was bad at conversations, he didn't want me to have a say, but just kinda vote with him instead, and he got VERY snippy at me when we were talking about getting rid of a villain, I proposed Sarah, and then he ran and told Sarah and almost got me sent home. But since then, Alex and I have become friends, and I think it's really good that we're in this game together. I am essentially going to play like a dickhead and try to make myself a top three person for everyone, and just hope that it can all get me to a swap or the merge, where I can start going wild. Nicole - I love Nicole to death. Another person i very much want to work with. I know the feeling may not be reciprocated, specifically from her boyfriend Jared on the other tribe, who has beef with me from Game Changers, but I am definitely hoping for the best now, and I think that her and I will definitely work together, at least in these early stages. Zach - Zach is one COOL motherfucker. Has a lot of super cool stories to tell, and we spoke a lot when we did 99 bottles together. He and I (and Alex) have been comparing notes for idol searches, so I think he wants to work with me. I can tell he still has some newb in him because he wanted to make a six person alliance with myself, him, Alex, Nicole, Vi and Roxy, but I just don't think a six person alliance is really what is going to help us at this point in the game.... it can only hurt us if certain people are smart enough, and I also don't trust certain people in that group :/ Ruben - Pretty solid dude. Just getting to know him, but he keeps talking about how I'm talking to him more than everyone else, so I'll take it as a win. Our conversations have been pretty one dimensional, but we spoke about who may be the first boot, so I'm not too nervous for THAT now Vilma - Another one I really think I can work well with in this game. She seems like such a nice soul, and I don't see that devilish side to her yet, but I'm sure it's going to come out at one point or another, but she seems very open, and I know doing 99 bottles with her is just going to initially keep me safe with her hopefully. Vi - Vi seems cool. I have been told she's a bit of a floater, I've seen it at times too, but I definitely don't think that she is going to be too much of a force, and if anything, her social game might lack, which can just help my positioning in this initial tribe. Would LOVE to work with Vi, especially dragging as many people who've done well in the past with me as deep as I can to keep other threats around me, but yea.... Vi is cool, and taught me how to make my own sushi, so we rollin Asya - I trust Asya, I want to work with Asya, but what I'm hearing the general consensus is that she isn't talking to people as much. I can agree I don't think our conversations have been STELLAR, but I definitely think we've spoken enough, so idk how everyone else is feeling, but I've heard a mix of Asya and Ricky being the least active... As long as it ain't me Roxy - I only trust Roxy now because I don't think she'd make the stab at me this early, and I'm trying my hardest to make her feel comfortable, werk up this ORG flirt I've got going on, and hope it takes me somewhere. We've played together twice in the past, and both times she has made a stab at me before I was able to make a stab at her, and I'm sure she's thinking the same thing in her mind, but also there are a lot of people who dislike each other and have beef, so hopefully Roxy can see me as a number for as long as possible and not make a move on me Ricky - I like you personally, but you've just been sick this whole time, and apparently you're friends with Roxy according to some people/what I've heard, so idk.... kind of scary, but we'll see what comes of us. I'll start talking to you more soon ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So yea, there's my tribe... I know I like them all as people, which is going to help me spread myself thin within the tribe, I just need to keep reminding myself to not stick my neck out or try to do ANYTHING substantial until later. I've gotta keep my social relationships in tact, I've gotta play the field, lower my status a bit as someone who could be voted out, and just hope for the best. Having an idol in my pocket certainly helps, and with my LOVE of music videos right here, I think I have a chance to get some "This Is Me" redemption, if my tribe actually would rather do that over Immortals, since we literally only have two options because Isaac is a dumb thot. This also spells Andrew all over it bc I gave him an idea similar to this for a season we hosted together, so yea. I blame all the gays. THANKS !!

Regan is kinda annoying me with her woe is me shit, Don't get me wrong I still love her to death, however she's complaining in the tribe chat about every suggestion we make towards the music video, and then she comes crying to my dms about how shes going to get voted out for every little thing she does. She also threatened to quit as well which is really messy imo. Idk if I can stay allied with her for long as I dont want to associate myself with paranoid messes.

I woke up at camp yesterday morning and was PARCHED, just simply like.....dying of thirst. So I decide to go out to the well, and there's a cute little parchment sitting there. It has my name on it and everything so I'm like....it's TREEMAIL FOR ME? JUST ME?? Amazing. So, I open it up and....it's a Legacy ADVANTAGE. I am so hyped honestly, but I have absolutely no faith in me to actually use this correctly in any way shape or form. The names on it are Johnny, Andrew, Crow, Jared, Me. So that means Jared must've found it at Ghost Island and willed it to me BUT, that worries me for him because I feel like people will think he has it and will subsequently vote him out. Which would just leave me feeling guilty because I shot my boyfriend, got him sent to exile, he willed an advantage to me, then his tribe voted him out because of said advantage which I still have.....I love a moral dilemma. I actually hate it. I know if we lose immunity again, the tribe is going to want to send Regan to Ghost Island which means that they will probably 90% vote out Jared. But, then again I don't know the tribe dynamics over there. I should have more faith that Jared can make connections and more faith in him in general. He did make it to 2nd when I've only made it to third. I contemplated throwing this challenge just because I have more faith in Vi or Ruben being at the bottom of our totem pole than Jared being at the bottom of his just because his tribe seems.......not invested enough to think it's a smart strategic decision to literally keep him until merge, use us for numbers but then chuck us away because both of us can't win an individual immunity. But then the challenge was a music video which is virtually impossible to throw and even more impossibly able to do it in a light that's not suspicious. I need to solidify an alliance of some sort or something like...this is too wild. I get how me and Jared can be targeted because of the whole couple thing and the fact that we are um....both kind of amazing at this, not to flex but....we're amazing at strategic thinking it's kind of what we do and just how our minds are built, his moreso than mine. But, like I reaaaaaaaaaaaaallly hope I can allude to some sort of weakness that makes people keep me around much longer and him around much longer again on his tribe. I'm not saying their tribe is gonna lose immunity bc that's cocky but, if it does come down to our tribe flopping at it, I might be set. I think Johnny might try to get me out that little rat. But, besides that I think I would have Asya and Ricky on my side, and maybe even Zach. It's hard because Jared and I are....an inseparable duo. I would literally never vote him out unless he like, asked me to. I know how much he invests in these games and would never do that to him. If that ends up being my downfall, I feel like I can't really be mad about it. Like oops, cared too much about my boyfriend's feelings and got voted out of an online game :// Anyways in terms of the game, the Legacy Advantage is going to stay a secret. I'm not telling a single soul and I have faith in Jared to keep his mouth shut about it too, seeing as though he might know what I've gotten? I doubt it would be randomly given to me and he'd have to have some knowledge if his name is written down on the bottom of it too. So far my order of people I trust (most to least) is Ricky > Johnny > Alex > Roxy > Asya > Zach > Vilma > Ruben > Vilma and I just called Johnny a rat so that's saying something. I just feel like I'm about to get the rug pulled out from under me. Oiy vey.

I cannot believe that Isaac has tailor made the beginning of this game for me. Flag Making challenge? Great. Casanova? My only good flash game. Music Video Challenge? Yeet. I hope my tribe doesn't expect me to pull this much weight, but I think I solidified my spot in the tribe. As long as Regan and Dan never interact with me in this game I think I'm solid.

https://youtu.be/dWtZc9xEfNM

That last vote was the HARDEST and WILDEST vote in Tumblr Survivor history… said no one. As sad as I am that I never really got to know Allison and as concerned as I am that she’s doing alright (we really don’t know), I’m happy she left and we got that out of our system. Hopefully, this will allow us to win and do the damn thing! My only concern is that Samantha self-voted last tribal and that coupled with the fact that her name was on the chopping block somewhat makes me a bit nervous. That being said, this is a case of deja vu that should really just stay in the past. What I mean is that I’ve always been the type of person that looked out for other people and it’s bitten me in the ass. In Bhutan, I took out an alliance member because I valued my friendship with Ari and it ended up getting me out since she was seen as more valuable and I was untrustworthy. In Great Lakes, I gave up the chance at safety at Exile for Emmon to save an ally and it got me taken out since I was also seen as a major threat. Samantha is probably my closest ally here at the moment, but if she’s on a sinking ship, I don’t mind using the only life vest on myself for a change. I think I finally figured out that while I am someone who tries to stay loyal for the most part, if someone is digging themselves a hole during the premerge, you just have to let it happen. Maybe a big part of my unfinished business is minding my own.

(A LITTLE WHILE LATER)

Reward challenges are always a mixed bag as people don’t try as hard since it’s “just a reward” and while that may be true, advantages of any kind in a game like this shouldn’t be taken lightly. Think about it from this perspective, our tribe currently has lost one member and likely to lose another (fax, no printer rip) so if the other tribe wins an idol clue then they have yet another advantage over us. If we swap next round like I think we might, a numbers disadvantage and the likelihood of not having a power just ruins our chances. But anyways, this wasn’t our challenge to win because this game is MESSY and people (coughAlexcough) are good at like everything. But yeah, I just wanted to put that out there cause it was on my mind. Also, I’m super happy that Jared’s back since he and I are pretty close! Although, I wish he would tell me about Ghost Island but I also shouldn’t expect as much this early on. We did talk about potentially making an alliance and who we would want in it and… it was a bit of us not giving out info and thoughts on the game. It makes sense, we’re in the “avoid too much game talk, anyone but me” stage but we did come to a consensus that Ashen is cool and that we both like Samantha and Regan, but it never evolved into anything else. Another challenge loss is likely to change the lack of info though, I’m sure of it.

Ya know what’s fun? Being on a flop tribe. I’m truly enjoying myself. Everyone I hate is on the other tribe so I can’t wait for a swap or merge so I can get picked off quickly :~) hehehehe I love it

i feel like the game is moving slowly because I need to just keeping talking to people, and I'm in no alliances yet, and I'm sure some exist, but I'm just GAH.... I wanna keep winning, but I also wanna swap next round to just get the strategy of the game going ffs Send help to my dying soul

https://youtu.be/mpgD-uqZknI

I like this tribe but they will not shut up. Honestly, it's nonstop. There killing my phone. I don't know how much more I can take.

Imagine being a racist and animal killer sympathizer and supporting the greatest showman?

(AFTER TAKING A WALK TO CALM DOWN)

Honeslee im just over this game hahahahaha. Like everyone else in our video sucked???? I mean I wasn’t like amazing either but like come on. Okay Ashen’s parts were cute. But Regan looked like that spinning Lana Del Rey gif. Besides losing the challenge tonight I got into a fight with both my boyfriend and one of my really good friends. So depression is real sisters. I’m spiraling. Maybe they’ll put me out of my misery tomorrow and Ol Yeller me out back. But until then I’m gonna make like Gabby on survivor David vs Goliath and cry.

So we lost because the judges liked their song choice a lot better, even though their video is a straight rip off from the one in flops. It's just honestly annoying if I'm being completely honest. Oh well I'm in the lowkey alliance with Ash, Augusto, and possibly Sam as well which is an interesting alliance tribe dynamic. I just feel good because the judges complimented me and Ash, and I finally completed a music video challenge! I honestly wish we won because I wanted a night off the stress of everything, but oh well. The first name I'm hearing already is Regan because she is being a mess, and I love her to death but messy players are dangerous in games like these. Still can't believe we lost to a fucking plagarized video its so crappy.

I pushed hard for JG to go to Ghost Island because IF it's anything like the CBS season then whoever is sent to Ghost Island will probably choose a power to be given to someone still in the game and I'm kind of praying that since I had a good relationship with JG while hosting him in Deception he might consider passing me whatever advantage he finds lol

okay so ive gathered there are three pretty inactive people on our tribe: vi, ricky, asya I don't think they're inactive per se, I just think they talk less to certain people, but I know Vi and Roxy are friends, and honestly I consider Asya and I pretty good friends too, so idk... Ruben says if we were to lose he'd wanna vote out Vi because Vi hasn't said a single word to him, so we'll see if that could be swung. It'd keep me safe another day teehee

I have never been more disappointed in competition results in my entire game career. The other tribe completely stole the theme and video and won with it ?? The judges literally picked them bc they love the song and they didn’t know it was stolen. I’m so annoyed and upset that we are having to lose another person, it makes me actually angry too. I’m also annoyed that Jared just like didn’t put me in the video. I sent him so many clips, and he used TWO! And I’ve talked around, he did that with other people too. Dan was the star of the video, so much so that the judges complained about not enough tribe participation. I’m not saying I could do a better editing job, I don’t even have a program to do so, however, I want so badly to ask Jared why the fuck he cut me out so much. I don’t even know who we are voting out this round. Ash came to with me an alliance of augusto and drake, which I love ash and augusto, but last round, ash told me drake was saying my name ?? I agreed of course, but I will be very skeptical of him until I know I can trust him. I wish JG didn’t go to ghost island, he’s the one I would want gone the most, just bc he won’t talk to me ever. I guess Frankie would be my next option for voting out? I love dan and I really wanna work with him. I also confided a lot of stuff in Jared last week, which is why I’m so confused why he didn’t put me in the video. I was wanting to work with him but now I’m not sure. I need to look for the idol before tribal tomorrow. I really hope my self vote last round and my absence in the music video doesn’t somehow target me. It would be a good strategy for Jared if he wanted me to look bad tbh.

Isaac is a racist

ALL AMERICANS SHOULD BE NUKED

so uhhhhhhh I wanna cry because I love all these mfs on my tribe. I don't wanna vote out anyone. other than think I THINK IM SAFE tonight because I have augstuo, drake, and sam in an alliance. but like no one is really safe. I don'td knownimmfucking high we are thinking reagan or frankie. personally, I'm thinking reagan because she scares the frick outta me. but I guess we will c

We're swapping tonight and Crooks is going to be on a tribe with Dan...... watch it happen L O L

Those judges sucked. Like wtf was that idk bruh Also I really like Jared and Augusto and can. But I already knew the latter 2. I think,its gonna be frankie and I like Frankie so that sucks. But I like everyone. Tbh it would be smart to vote jared out but you know whatever. I chose to work with him though because I like Nicole so

I’m in a tribe of stars. Cept if I were to make this metaphor they’re all long dead. Unless one is the sun. That’s the winner. I just want to be Pluto ;-;

The game is getting more difficult now that I am faced with going to tribal council. But I know I'm the smartest player on this tribe so I'll be able to figure it out. I went through 10 different phases of thought at work today, but I played my ass off to position myself so let me just date my perspective at this moment- 6 pm, before the 2nd tribal council, November 30th. Here, I'll try to paint a picture of the dynamic. -the nucleus of the tribe **/Dan and Regan's relationship -outer layer **/myself, Augusto, Sam -secret trio (weak trust level) **/myself, JG, Drake -Frankie and Ashen solo-dolo Dan initially floated Drake's name out, but I knew I didn't want that. I chose to bide my time, and everyone was slow to the trigger in terms of suggesting a name. I spent the day heavily cultivating every single relationship, except for Augusto who was not around much. This is fine because our bond is already quite strong. I really worked from the shadows today. I intentionally pressed Drake's insecurities and instilled confidence in him to throw out a name, without ever alluding to someone saying his name. I don't want to give anyone info until I need to, and I don't want anything being traced back to me. I got as much info as I could from Drake. He said prior to my conversation with him, he tossed around the idea of voting Frankie to a few people, and that they responded well. I waited to scout out if it would get back to me. Surely enough, Regan messages me about it. I really leaned into a proposed partnership in this game with Regan. It's unsettling because she can be a loose cannon. We'll see how that goes. I reaffirmed that it is not a bad move to vote Frankie, and slowly the name started to spread. I tried my best to lock it down with everyone without showing a bias. I called with Regan for a bit. I just want her, along with everyone else, to feel as good about me as possible. At this hour it looks like Frankie will be evicted. Things change quickly though. Trust Rankings: 1. Sam (she dangerous tho) 2. Augusto 3. Regan 4. Dan 5. Drake 6. JG 7. Frankie 8. Ashen

Shocker, we lost the immunity challenge! It should be my catchphrase at this point… but anyway, I’m sad we lost and I kind of thought we wouldn’t but not all things can go my way. A lot has happened over the past two days and I feel like I might be at the center of it all in some aspects? Firstly, Ash approached me about an alliance with me, Ash, and Drake which surprised me if I’m honest because Drake and I talk but I didn’t think he’d want to work with me and then I’m also surprised they are close it seems. Furthermore, we added Samantha to our alliance and it is something I’m super happy about since Samantha and I are super close. The only dilemma I have is that I am working with Dan, Jared, Regan, and Frankie as well and that’s basically the entire tribe minus JG, who was conveniently sent to Ghost Island. I love being social and whatnot, but these are the times where I wish I wasn’t AS social. Honestly, I’ve been trying to be more lowkey about it as well like leaving people on seen or going a day without a chat… but even then I can’t seem to make it work. It’d be a shame if my unfinished business remains unfinished if I’m seen as a social threat and am taken out because of it. So yeah, now that JG is away from the tribe I have to choose between people I can work with. In the alliance chat, Ash suggested we voted off Regan which is something I wasn’t super happy about because Regan and I are close and have the same enemies per se (ie. Johnny) and Drake thankfully suggested Frankie lowkey. Frankie is someone who I adore, but he’s too lowkey to ever really work with I think? Plus it makes the most sense to me since he is so quiet and it would be easier to keep tribe unity and not expose me as a player, which is why I tried to push for it somewhat. After we came to that consensus however, the info about Frankie being the target wasn’t given from me to others and that makes me seem lowkey as well (Regan and others told ME that Frankie was the target as if I didn’t know, which is cool). My only hope is that once JG comes back, he stays on our tribe if we lose again so he can be voted out and I can save face with everyone else. We love a complicated game (‘:

OKAY I SWEAR I'M GOING TO WRITE A CONFESSIONAL SOON I'M REALLY BUSY RIGHT NOW SORRY SORRY SORRY

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