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a silly alternate universe for us dumbass gaijin dandadan viewers

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im so fascinated by ppl watching dandadan and being like "OMGG why do i wanna fuck this OLD LADY i'm usually not into GILFs" and the old lady gilf in question is just a young anime woman with gray hair and they just say she's like 70. maybe that's why

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Being a vegan is a lot like being a neckbeard. It's not about the fedora on your head, it's about the fedora on your heart.

So if someone says you look and sound vegan, they're saying you give off a vibe that you have health issues bordering on serious and refuse to admit that the decisions you've made might have a causal relationship.

Like a guy who complains he gets no sleep but drinks an entire pot of coffee before bed? That's a vegan.

Dude who doesn't know why he has tetanus after he nailed his hand to the floor with the rustiness nail he could find? Vegan.

Dude who just doesn't get why he needs his stomach pumped after swallowing a full litre of bleach? Vegan.

Your vegan trait is giving off an aura of depression but voluntarily using Discord.

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the worst thing about house of leaves is how Stupid I look reading it in public lmao. yes I know I’m holding the book upside down and turning it in circles

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I love old media warning society of ✨ dangerous butches ✨ bc it’s always

“this woman WILL wear mens shoes and will STEAL YOUR WIFE”

“butch dykes are HANDSOME and GOOD IN BED”

“you WILL be seduced and they have a HIGH SUCCESS RATE”

“they prey on women DISAPPOINTED IN MEN and give them WAY MORE ORGASMS”

“DON’T let your loved ones receive LOVE from AFFECTIONATE LESBIANS”

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if there a n/s/f/-w tag for Bigtop Burger that i dont know abt on like twitter, i dont want to toss stuff into the main tag

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HAPPY 12TH ANNIVERSARY TO SCARY PUPPETS WOOHOO ‼️‼️‼️

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graystripe is such a fuckin punk idk why folks like him- reading thru arc1 again is so frustrating, he’s licherally creeping into riverclan territory for some silvussy during a time of famine AND the near-constant border tension

he knows silverstream for like a 10th of his life, is flippant toward the very valid concerns of his friend who had to fight to even be considered worthy of living in the clan, DITCHED HIS APPRENTICE TO CHASE RIVERPUSSY??

and he’s gonna choose silverstream over millie in starclan despite raising 4 kids with her and spending the majority of his life with her?

like yeah millie kind of sucks but silverstream is a bitch from the afterlife, they’re both terrible

tldr graystripe sucks as a person and i hate him

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kindness is cool as hell but you have to understand that sometimes being kind means getting angry

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UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!

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having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps

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I needed a colorpick reference for Lesley but MORE IMPORTANTLY-

Yellow Guy becoming favorite puppet of the traffic light trio, bless his heart

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i cant take people who use terms like ‘puriteen’ or ‘woke’ seriously at all

oh younger folks are curating their online space and calling things squicky bc to some they can be? why are you Mad abt that?

oh people give a shit about social and environmental issues bc the planet is destroyed and we’d like to keep living? why are you Mad abt that?

in both cases it usually ends with the angry person needing to self reflect and refusing to do so bc hedonism is more important than empathy ig /s

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This art is old by now but I love One Woman and her name is Lesley Gribbleston-Rateyes