#this is partially satire

[johhnymac]

I don’t want to be read for filth when he flops but I really feel like Cory might be the closest to Dan we get in modern BB - he’s throwing comps, he’s playing up the goofy younger boy card, he’s got a solid social game and read on the house, he’s got one of the pretty girls attached to him (I.e., Keesha), and of course he’s wearing the bandana. I rest my case. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[newwavesylviaplath]

things i want: double finger cross ring (silver cuz it looks cooler even though i only wear gold) #2014tumblr, new clothes (lots of them), new lipgloss, evil eye necklace, uggs with bows on them, a new phone tbh, the sofia coppola archive, nicer friends, the lana del rey pill case, the lana del rey lighter, novelty lighters, another pack of cigarettes, nancy sinatra fan club pin, hair dye that actually works on my hair, princess diana memorabilia, chicken and pesto pasta, stevie nicks barbie doll, lolitaland perfume, a cute haircut, a new case for my airpods (more of a need than a want), an iced matcha latte, straight A's, a plethora of cutesie rings, more clothes, to be noticed by vincent gallo on instagram, new set of nails, new disposition (a sunnier one), to get a candy gram delivered to me, to be a popular writer on substack or a micro celebrity of some sort, a cuter instagram grid, maybe a boyfriend, to have my ex talking stage crawling back crying and begging for me to take him back and being a pathetic loser so i can kick him while he's down (but let's be honest, i'd probably end up taking him back), did i mention more clothes??, more bubble-mint gum, hair gloss

[winterxgardener]

Courtney: (Introducing their team)

Shayne:

He was not even trying to hide it 🤣

[mako-enthusiast]

I JUST WANT HIM TO FUCK ME IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR!!!!!

[evilrwbyfan]

pomnori as that one scene in love thy neighbor

[levitheeldritch]

In my experience in the Undertale community, you can generally tell what kind of person someone is by how they draw frisk

As in, whether they're a pedo or not.

[2econd2ight2yd]

i’m having a bit of trouble. i’ve identified as asexual for years now but every time i see this bot in roblox locofficial i get extremely horny

i know that it doesn’t count with fictional character but genuinely if he was real i would beg him to fuck me can somebody help

[lunarw0rks]

oh you KNOW I'm any roommate situation you are the only one who cleans. especially if you are a late addition to the living situation. you move in and clean the bathroom for the first time since the 141 has moved in and they're all BLOWN AWAY.

i mean, realistically, they’d all be very clean (military regulations and it’s just in their blood at that point—plus they’re rarely home)

BUT. we need to remember. they are men, they are GROSS!!!! sure, they know how to clean up crumbs or wipe down a surface. BUT THEY DONT DUST FOR SHIT. THEY WONT SCRUB THE BASEBOARDS. PROBABLY DONT EVEN HAVE FUCKING SHOWER CURTAINS. AND THE LINEN CLOSET IS ALWAYS EMPTY. YOU GO TO TAKE A SHOWER AND ITS JUST A HANDTOWEL.

I WOULD KILL THEM WITHIN TWO WEEKS

[ganjamonster11]

Hey wow A dollar just appeared in my hand and it’s a real one too How Convenient and awesome

[sparkles-oflight]

TOP 10 NITPICKS I HAVE WITH JO

Number 1:

RUNNING WITH YOUR HANDS IN YOUR FUCKING POCKET

[griffithrex]

I just went through the most awful, traumatic moment of sickness in my entire life. Whatever forces govern this world has me wake up some time around 4 AM, doing my best not to throw up all over my floor. Then, as I make it to the sanctuary of the bathroom, hell becomes unleashed. I will spare the details, but understand it was an under my stream of disgust and pain.

I screamed for nigh half of a 2 hour period, it hurt so much I had hallucinations as it occurred. And at the end, I managed to live, and get some medicine in me that actually stayed down long enough to work.

I know not what forces have worked to cause such anguish, nor what sick god tried to jump me in my sleep. But they made a mistake in allowing me to live. They shall not live long enough to make such a mistake again.

[johhnymac]

Good morning BBTag - while the morning is still slow I am going to take a minute to drop my teacher Amazon wishlist for this year :) any support would be awesome :) support teachers we don’t make enough for these KIDS!

https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3SUYEHB6J53RK?ref_=wl_share

[ramgodd]

i looove sitting in my car on my lunch. i love peace and quiet and separating myself from my workplace for 30 minutes. I love physically not being present so i cannot be asked to work on my one (count em, one, uno, singular) break. i may seem like a cruel loner but actually my car is a safe haven against the evils of customer service. also separating my workplace and the place where i chill is fundamentally a good idea

[sovereign-skyy]

Some of y'all really need to learn how not to be condescending on the internet, it seems like every day I see multiple posts that start with "some of y'all really need to X" or something and I immediately don't want to listen because you disrespected me first thing and I don't like that

And of course, it's entirely possible that it wasn't disrespectful at all. But I've found that a hostile attitude immediately makes people less inclined to learn, or change

this is a single sided view on the topic, some (perhaps many) posts like that are meant to vent frustration more than educate, but, while that's respectable, it still has the same effect

[septembersghost]

Do you think Jack was lying today

about this?

no. i don't think she ever really expects a hit, but especially not here. it's a weird, dark, somewhat unpleasant little song about extreme self-loathing and her intrusive thoughts. the chorus being instantly memeable is kind of a side effect, albeit perhaps an intended one (it was engineered that way and there's a cynicism built into that imo, that's the armor around the prickly heart of the song), but i don't think they anticipated it being as huge as it is.

[katyspersonal]

(Vent)

I find myself so conflicted. There are just... so many things I want to talk about. I want to talk about how infuriating it is that “feminists” fought so hard to claim that all women deserve respect - only to end up demonizing female beauty and fit-ness as a concept for being “cishet male bait”, or hate feminine characters in general unless they can get indulgence for being lesbians or trans women. How annoying it is that woke clout chasers run around slapping ‘comphet’ and ‘lesbophobia’ stickers on everything when people are righteously unhappy with bi erasure - would those people be content if someone “erased” a lesbian character saying she was just bi all along but convinced herself to be a lesbian out of hating men? BOTH can play this game, lil’ shit. How people come and have a go like ‘but we all are fighting the SAME battle against CIS WHITE MEN’ that makes me feel cringe for being a woman and thus dragged into this “opression” game against my will, I want to wash my gender away like dirt to not be associated with this madness - but when I step away too far I inevitably find legitimate incels that hate women like feminists hate men. When did I crossed the line where chased down stray dogs ended and true wolves started? Where can I hide?

But it is certainly not in my head. And I want to NOT want to talk about any of this, I just wonder - did it really have to get like this? Becoming so tangled with internet and fandoms? Well... I’ve ALWAYS been just an autistic kid more interested in fiction than reality, so maybe my fate is just written by how my brain is built, heh. But there is just boiling anger that I sometimes struggle to contain, it ends up feeling like I am a dragon that simply tried to make a deep sigh - and bam, accidentally everything around got ignited. After this I feel like I did something wrong - despite ‘ranting about things you dislike’ is such a relevant thing that some Youtubers make it their BRAND and get hella followers! But I just feel like now everything ignites, and I should extinguish the coals with memes, reblogged pretty arts, jokes and ‘happy thoughts’. But ‘touch the grass’ or not, but the frustration is always here somewhere, like a permanently smoking volcano. I know rants are okay, but it always feels like after I only BARELY open up about my perpetual annoyance - people already get scared. So what would they think of me if I lost ALL inhibitors and just got it ALL out?

I just want to believe that out there there is a hater (affectionate) so furious that I am no match to them, and me ranting to them will feel like barely a complaint, let alone rant. And it will feel greeeeeeat for a while, because this anger will be out of my mind.