#this is part of a shtpost

[strangledlullaby]

[oh-shtars]

Pansexual Disasters 🩷💛💙

Don’t just look at me. You can blame these people too:

@annymation @emillyverse @uva124 @signed-sapphire @spectator-zee

Oh and her. Especially her. @kstarsarts

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Context here:

And here.

And here.

[tiodolma]

happy ides of march🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️

Et tu, MerGana?

We know how Merlin stabbed her before he even told her he was using a dragonsbreath-forged sword, right? But then after he revealed the make of the sword, He plunged Excalibur even deeper and held her closer to him!

Throughout the process, she just holds on tightly to his shoulder.

He made sure the sword went all the way in! Then Morgana just loses strength and slides down.

This whole thing is so cruel and brutal but also skdjsjhahsjajskdfl. I always thought those tumblr posts about the eroticism of penetration by knifepoint were ironic and funny. But after I rewatched this scene I was like "I get it, I get it now."

Congrats for colin and katie for making this gruesome scene way hotter than it should be.

Shtposting makes me appreciate the more grotesque parts of this dynamic. They are nuts, your honor.

[lolobizarreadventuresshatpost]

Kira wants to punish the cringe crimes

[strawbwrry-cheesecake]

Okay but the one thing I really want from the Loki series is some kind of showdown where Mobius ends up hurt alone in some place and then a few seconds later Loki comes running to him to make sure his boyfriend coworker(?) is okay, but then suddenly another Loki enters the scene and appears just as concerned for Mobius as the first one and Loki desperately tries to convince Mobius that he is actually the real Loki and not the Variant/Enchantress but Mobius is hurt and confused and downright terrified and-

[frankensteinjrapologist]

Broke: Correcting people when they call The Creature Frankenstein.

Woke: Correcting people when they call Victor "Dr. Frankenstein" because HE WAS NOT A DOCTOR, OK? HE WAS A COLLEGE DROP OUT AND AN IDIOT

[thatfizzyyyy]

it's the way i don't feel justified in posting abt my ocs unless i have character intros but i have them in the drafts but I don't feel like adding tags to them

[winstonthequant]

[summercreolefanfictioner]

DL SHTPOSTS/MEMES

part 1

part 2

part 3

part 4

part 5

dl oc memes

how the triplets bond in the fake human world au

the triplets drunk in vampire juice

triplets first day at school

kanato saw subaru flirting w/ the teacher

what happened after kanato discovered subaru's secret relationship

when ayato found out that kanato knows abt subaru x teacher s/o

kanato being third wheel

what happened during kanato and maya's reception

yui getting tired of every diaboy sht

the admin while making every diaboy got moodboard

how kanato and maya's relationship plays out in modern college au

things i've learned in the dl fandom

someone forgot abt kanato and kou

when dl almost turned vampire knight

sakamaki bros chart levels via rejet

[askamnesiamoonjumper]

What is Major Manor?

I assume you are referring to this shtpost? If so then sorry to say I can’t spoil it

but tldr:

the manor arc is a chapter of the comic I’ve vaugely referenced and brought up as being a Vanessa centered chapter but nothing outside of that bc it’s a very major arc/part for the story lol

[emilyartstudio-s]

So I started drawing Craig n I just... it turned into a shitpost XD. But god do I love drawing his hair!!! It's so much fun. Do u have someone's hair you enjoy drawing the most? Or, is there a part of each guy you like drawing the most?

Craig’s hair is the most fun hair ;;;!! I draw it messy but well kept? Hat hair that he tries to straighten out all the time :,,))!!! (Lmao! I’ll give you a list!!)

Normally i’d put visual examples BUT IM DOiNg HW :(

Kenny: HIS EXPRESSIONS! He’s the whole package honestly. I love drawing him silly as all hell but then very serious when I have to;;; This can apply to almost everyone but mostly to Kenny (Especially since his hair is pretty hard sometimes! it used to be the worst but I got better??))

Stan: His hat ;;; his clothes;;; Him. I love drawing him;; I used to not know but now I’m a bit more confident in drawing him! However, that means I want to challenge myself and turn to the harder characters which means I leave him alone-

Kyle: His face (eyebrows mostly) because I love drawing anger!! He’s become a quick fave to draw (Kenny and him both, which I have said in an insta story before that they’re my favorites to draw IF I REALLY HAD TO PICK)

Cartman: His HAIR okay listen. It’s always changing but I enjoy two main hair styles my dumb brain implemented on him lmao;;; I love drawing his face too?? Am I just going to say face to everyone??

Butters: His CLOTHESS. His hair, BUT I FORGET TO JUSt;; sit down and DRAW him, you know? I recommend myself to just;;; draw butters for a week lmao I need that in my life

Craig: EYEBROWS.HIS EYES. His stance (How he carries himself) Just his sloppy/gentle elegance to him. LMAO “His Aura and vibe, dude”. His. Hair. (I have a love hate relationship with his hat tho)

Clyde: him stupid. next

Token: His hair!! His clothes! I need to draw him more;;; I need to do the week character study I want to do with butters with Token as well!!

Tweek: I;;; I love drawing his hair now lmao;;; I love his hair and eye shape! He’s the only one that didn’t give me problems when starting to draw the sp characters lmao

Jimmy: I love drawing his braces and his little sideburns hksjdop They give him so much character that I wish I am able to carry it out more!!

Keep drawing Craig (And maybe the rest of the boysss??)!! He’s very fun and let me just say: Shtposts are also GOOD!!!

[tiodolma]

Merlin Characters as Animated Villain Songs! Part 4

Merlin - Hellfire (Minister Frollo, Hunchback of Notre Dame)

Beloved Freya You know I am a righteous man Of my virtue I am justly proud Beloved Freya You know I'm so much better than The common, bitter, angry, magic crowd

Then tell me, Dear Freya Why I see her standing there Why her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soul?

I fear her, I see her The sun caught in raven hair Is blazing in me out of all control

Like fire, Hellfire This fire in my skin This burning desire Is turning me to sin

It's not my fault, I'm not to blame It is the noble ward The witch who sent this flame It's not my fault If in Fates's plan They made the devil so much stronger than a man

Protect me Dear Freya, don't let this siren cast a spell Don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone Destroy the Lady Morgana Or else let her taste the fires of hell Or else let her be mine and mine alone.

Guinevere - Shiny (Tamatoa, Moana)

Well, well, well Little Merlin's having trouble with his look You little semi-demi-mini-god Ouch! What a terrible performance Get the hook! (Get it?) You don't swing it like you used to, man

Yet I have to give you credit for my start And your kindness on the outside For just like you I made myself a work of art I'll never hide, I can't

I'm too shiny Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough Strut my stuff, my stuff is so shiny Now it's time for me to take apart Your aching heart

Far from the ones who abandoned you Chasing the love of these humans Who made you feel wanted You try to be tough But your armor's just not hard enough

Merlin! Now it's time to kick your heinie Ever seen someone so Shiny!

[hiddendreamer67]

Logic & Morality: Special Victims Unit (fake title that was almost a shtpost)

Yeah I just looked up the official definition of “Special Victims Unit” and it explains that this can include investigation of crimes who require special handling, such as children, the elderly...or this case, borrowers!

Logan and Patton are two police officers in the SVU, who specialize in crimes where borrowers are involved. They take the borrowers in, keep them calm, keep them secret and help relocate them. Logan is really good at hiding/finding even the smallest borrower details and Patton is really good at befriending borrowers/keeping them calm.

With that being said, Roman/Virgil are two borrowers who live in a house where a crime was committed and Logan/Patton are called in. Turns out this criminal was actually targeting borrowers. Virgil is still in shock and scared but eventually comes around to the idea of chilling with Patton while things calm down. Roman though, he’s frustrated that he can’t help or know what’s going on. So, when Logan goes out to investigate, Roman tries to sneak along. Of course Logan notices because hello? he works w/ borrowers all the time. But Roman is stubborn and eventually the four of them each play a part in catching the criminal.

[suki-uwu-ki]

Happy Holidays from food-fantasy-imagines!

Hey, everyone! I know I’ve been absent for like months and I’m really sorry for that; sometime after the Tempura Love event I lost interest in FF and I just didn’t feel like keeping up with the blog anymore because of school ; ;

plus my ask box was broken and some asks I received went missing when I went on the app/site,,,, but I think it’s fixed now (tho it’s now all empty)

Nevertheless, I’m astonished to see people continue to follow me!! Thank you sm for 1k+ followers! I feel pretty guilty I have not done even one thing to commemorate my follower milestones ; ; but!!

I’m coming back to this blog! I picked up FF again and now I’m back to being part of the fandom (tho my interest is much more casual)

I’ve thought about this blog for a while and it’s with a regretful heart that this probably won’t be a mainly food fantasy imagines blog anymore but instead more of a general content, shtpost, and art blog (because I started making some fan art hooray!)

I might ask for writing asks for special occasions or when I feel up to it but I got way stressed with the way I ran things back then. I’m probably not gonna go back to how I was and so, I’m really sorry if there were asks I left unanswered :(

clearly I can’t get be having a title like this when I change my content so!! as y’all probably see my new url is suki-uwu-ki

(which is also my username on the food fantasy amino psst)

it feels good to be back!

[clever-and-unique-name]

our partner: Are you okay? Your personality is a little off. Not bad, just off

me, sweating, knowing I’ve been acting more overt:

[wave-man]

( gasp! )