#this is only KIND OF a joke

[tangledinink]

my official campaign promise is that if wanderer wins their poll in the @tmntaucompetition then i'll drive to @vangh17a's house to personally shake their hand and give them a crisp high-five.

[takemetodragonstone]

“i feel like i’m faking my disorder until i remember i’m experiencing symptoms alone in my room where there’s no one to be faking for” …you mean you guys don’t have an imaginary audience that lives in your head and likes to make judgmental commentary??

[stonegoldsxcrxt]

Watching ANOTHER bad bitch be tempted to the Dark Side by a MAN. Fall to the Dark Side for a woman or for yourself or not at all. I’m so sick.

[generic-ghost-ghoul]

I hope Emmrich sounds exactly like Professor Ratigan

[lonelymoonrambles]

Took this weekend off from binge watching Star Trek to binge watch another insane space show: Foundation season 2.

It's an interesting show, and I'm invested in the plot (Lee Pace). I hear some people find it chaotic with the different storylines, but I could follow the story pretty well (shirtless Lee Pace), though I did miss some characters who had a larger role in season 1 (Leah Harvey being a loner badass). Luckily there's exciting new characters (fully nude Lee Pace, and his open robe) and plot points (extreme and literally violent sexual tension between Lee Pace and Ben Daniels). Anyways, if you haven't seen it, give it a chance! You may see something you like... (6' 5" actor Lee Pace).

[xchubbyxxbunnyx]

Not the results I wanted to wake up to this morning 🫠

Guess I’m enacting my plan to move to Germany LMAO

Time to brush up on my Hochdeutsch 🥲

[onpyre]

fake fans: peaky fookin' blinders

real fans: i am a horse

[lexplosion]

ALRIGHT. I’M GONNA SAY IT. With the amount of characters and their complex relationships, BBC’s Merlin would make an excellent warrior cats book.

Okay granted I read those books ages ago but hear me out. Merlin as the healer cat training under Gaius. Arthur as the clan leader. The knights as the warriors and the different kingdoms as their own clans. All the character drama just screams warriors cats. Like the angsty drama of Merthur breaking clan protocol? The scandal.

[clickbeetle]

when satan and belphie want lucifer to suffer it’s silly funny sibling moments. but when mephisto wants it he’s an irredeemable villain.

when luke doesn’t trust non-angels he’s misunderstood and capable of growth. but when mephisto doesn’t trust non-demons he’s an irredeemable villain.

[serious-goose]

i'll say it. you ed haters wouldn't have survived the hannibal fandom

[lolli-popples]

So according to the winners theory is the gimmick of the next season gonna be; "You can't have allies?"

[probably-not-a-rutabaga]

would y'all still love (/p) me if i turned into a worm

and by turned into a worm i mean "if i made an entire new au with 2012 jonatello as parents instead of acknowledging the fact that i have that in mutant chompy au"

[soundwave-and-cassettes]

Humanformers AUs that give Kaon a dog aren't doing right by his character imo. Human Kaon is obsessed with a guy he keeps locked in his basement.

[sashadealltheknives]

The most important part of the worldbuilding for your magic system is whether or not the wind you summon can be used to push a boat that you're riding on

[imtallerthanyou]

The urge to ditch all my passions and dreams to pursue film so I can become a screenwriter/ director and set David tennant on fire