#this is obnoxiously adorable

[inkpotsprite]

This was after he blew up all of the Leagues tech.

[uncharted-constellations]

Back to our originally scheduled programming, Minish Cap!

Edit: Redid Zelda because she was bothering me

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

what if i told u,,,,,,,,,,, i had another new au idea

say hello to the 'two-faced' au! where u start to work at the daycare and become besties with Sun n Moon right as Vanny is putting the whole virus-thing into motion. Moon rlly likes u and feels like he can b his genuine Professional Silli Boi self around u, so when he starts having some more murdery tendencies he makes the executive decision to just kinda Lie About It and make sure u don't know! and everything will be fine, so long as u never find out about those missing kids! or where ur coworker went. or why ur other coworker quit. or why that one guy is in the hospital. or,,

(it gets way more complicated when management starts to wonder if u could be tied to all these accidents that only ever seem to happen on ur days off)

[kaurwreck]

y'all have eventually got to realize that kunikida's temper and attentiveness to his schedule aren't callousness, they're coping mechanisms. right. y'all have to eventually figure out that much over seasons + tens of chapters of him being so tender it would snap him in two if not for the order he's constructed around himself. y'all will inevitably pick up on that with how he approaches dazai and kyouka, especially, right? surely.

[multipleelephants]

just found out that my dad read the secret history in '95 when he was a young man biking through europe to paris with his best friend

didnt know he was cool like that

[glow-worms-are-believers]

Break a leg (dp x dc)

"So, the food here is pretty sweet," the girl sitting next to him starts.

Damian hums before remembering he's supposed to be gathering intel and that means he has to talk to people.

"There aren't a lot of vegetarian options," he manages with a tight smile, making sure to look like he is stressed over the audition.

"Oh yeah, that's true," the girl says and falls quiet for a moment.

Damian looks back down at the script he's reading, though he knows the lines by heart. And then the girl speaks up again.

"So how'd you get here?" she says as she swings her legs. "My name's Dani by the way, what's yours?"

Damian folds up the papers carefully. "I'm Stephan," he says. "My agent suggested I try out for a movie role." He offers the girl a convincing shy smile. "How about you?"

"Some guy came up to me and wanted me to audition for this. I thought he was a child trafficker so I followed him. Turns out he wasn't and now I'm here," the girl said before shrugging.

"Why did you follow a man who you thought was a child trafficker?"

"To beat him up," the girl answered.

"Oh." Damian is going to assume that's a joke, if only to preserve his last bit of faith in human intelligence. He's pretty sure every child knows to go away from criminals, not towards.

"Who are you auditioning for?" Dani asks.

"I'm trying for Lennox," Damian answers, shuffling his papers as if nervous.

"A lead," the girl exclaims before extending a fist. "Nice, dude. I believe in you." Damian internally sneers at the gesture but outwardly, he smiles sheepishly and knocks his knuckles against hers. "I'm going for Abigail," the girl continues. "If this goes well, we might end up working together soon, huh?"

"Hopefully," Damian answers with a smile.

Dani smiles back widely and is about to answer when a lady steps out into the room.

"Danielle Nightingale?"

The girl gets to her feet with a chirped "present!" The lady gestures to follow before walking back out. Dani looks over to Damian. "Wish me luck!" she says before twirling away without giving Damian the chance to actually answer.

Damian sits in silence as he looks back down at the script when his earpiece crackles to life.

"Wow, baby bat, that was downright sweet," Brown's whistle comes over the coms. "When's the wedding?"

"I will hurt you," Damian hisses back, hiding his mouth behind the papers.

"Just saying," she sing-songs. "You were awfully chummy out there."

"I was trying to follow your instructions," he bites out quietly. "Or would you have preferred I didn't?"

"No, no, I prefer my civilians un-stabbed," Spoiler answers lightly. "I just didn't know you had it in you."

"I was trained for infiltration," Damian points out. "I know how to lie."

"That is good news because we need you to get on that crew," Brown says. "Ready to blow their minds?"

Damian lets himself have a little smirk, hidden behind the script. "They won't know what hit them."

[beebox-illustrations]

Following up on last week (because I genuinely forgot to connect the joke to the ~festive~ season) another moody teenage teddy trying to ‚help‘!

Whether you celebrate Christmas or not, have a wonderful Sunday, enjoy some cookies and hot beverages and have a wonderful week 🌻✨🐝

[clownsuu]

Hi! I have a question, do you have TikTok? If so, is this you?

LMAOOOO dam iv been called out- yeah that's me, liking every single howdy content i see bxbHDHDHDHDJ

[raointean]

Source: Every interview I've seen him in recently

[captainhunnicutt]

[pallanophblargh]

We still have this little critter, and she has successfully healed from her spay.

She rejected her homemade cone of shame (rolled up soccer socks courtesy of J) so we got her a proper baby shirt. It’s shocking we got her into it, and that she tolerated it as well as she did. She may be a shit, but she’s a good kid at heart. Maybe because she’s so stinkin’ cute.

It is probably wishful thinking, but her manners seem to be getting better. She still hasn’t been formally introduced to Zelda, but we can already tell she’s a little bully, so keep your fingers crossed because it would kinda suck to rehome her.

(It’s doubly hilarious because I’m the “no more cats can’t deal argh!” sort and this lil shit just HAD to choose OUR yard as the place to hang out in.)

Mammals are so utterly frustrating!

[maudlxne]

Okay, last post of the night. My Hina looks a tad different than Canon. Mainly just her hair. She has hime bangs in addition to the long fringe over her shoulders. She tends to braid her hair before missions to keep it out of the way or tie it back. Her hair reaches close to her hips. Quick doodle for reference.

[boodlesofdoodles]

Artemis, Cricket, and Charlie !!! They mean everything to me

Coming out of the wood works and off of my little hiatus to share some more cowboy! Charlie <<33 nothing new LOL

Some basic bg information: Charlie was gifted a polaroid camera by one of the first bands he played with when he started traveling, when he was like 21. He's carried the camera with him ever since then, one of it not his most prized possession. Aaaaanyways, this is one of the pictures he took with his newest friends he made in Philly. It's also very personal to me that Charlie likes to call Cricket by Matthew instead, so he yelled at him when he started to write Cricket after he asked him to help label the photo.

Hopefully I'll start posting more lolol

[vaugarde]

okay so as a gen 5 stan who does adore the story in bw and bw2, and now that gen 5 has experienced both a vicious hatedom that wouldnt hear a single positive thing about the games, and now a super protective fandom that insists they were perfect and had zero flaws... can we admit now that the bw1 story at least was. a little mid.

[shaanks]

the way Kid would be so domineering and difficult even when he's like. deeply indulgent with you. even when he's up to his eyeballs in love with you. man would spend all day in his machine shop trying to perfect some gift or another he'd thought of for you...and then have the audacity to still squeeze your whole face in his hand and give you shit for going blushing down to your toes because he made eye contact with you for too long.

[levok]

Literally every teachers worst nightmare 🫠