#this is not jensen critical

[whateverthedragonswant]

Finally saw the Gen V cameo. Gotta say it didn't feel like Soldier Boy to me at all. Like there was a huge disconnect that they tried to fill up with the most vulgar things they could have him say. His whole rhythm, tone, and movements all felt extremely off from his portrayal in The Boys. Even the "I fart the Star-Spangled-Banner" and "It was pretty romantic" lines felt off. Like they felt more like Jensen with a tint of Dean ("I'm red-blooded. But not Commie red. Red, white, and blue red") than they did Soldier Boy. (his tone even sounded like a mix of Dean and Beau most of the time suffering from a cold; and would Soldier Boy really know what a "fuckboi" is or who the Jonas Brothers are? He didn't even know "internet" or "GPS") It was like they were trying to shove something into a box where it didn't belong, if that makes sense.

But saying all of that, I wonder if it felt this way because it was supposed to, since we were technically in Cate's mind and this was her "imaginary friend". So maybe it was supposed to feel off? And that's why we get the messed-with Captain America theme that we do when he arrives? 🤔

[strawlessandbraless]

Dean and Cas should have gotten to poke fun at Sam’s career choice more often. When Cas is annoyed, his response is always ‘ok law boy’ with an eye roll. Anytime Sam utters ‘so get this’, Dean and Cas rush to be the first to object. Dean threatens to sue Sam anytime he interrupts his alone time with Cas. The party city wig was actually one of those white British judge wigs.

[todayontumblr]

Monday, December 18.

Willkommen.

History was made on this day, twenty years ago. The last installment in The Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Return of the King, was released in cinemas. It grossed over $1.1 billion worldwide, making it the second highest-grossing film of all time. It won all eleven Oscars for which it was nominated, including Best Picture (the first fantasy to do so), at the 76th Academy Awards. The sequel to 2002's The Two Towers, and the completion of the story started by The Fellowship of the Ring, it was a cinematic landmark and a pop culture behemoth. Like its two predecessors, the film was widely acclaimed by critics and loved by audiences across the globe. But they were, all of them, deceived—for another film was made.

In 2004, Dominic Monaghan, the actor alias used by renowned German film critic Hans Jensen, interviewed the trilogy's star, Elijah Wood. In these nine bracing minutes of footage, Mr. Jensen probed his interviewee on the matters of the day: losing time within yourself, kicking balls, dolphins, and the wearing of wigs. It makes for quite remarkable viewing almost two decades later.

[jensencart]

Tales of Exandria: Artagan issue 4 [Dark Horse]

I didn't even notice when this issue finally came to print and I would be allowed to share this with you all! There are few things I like more than drawing characters known for their pride and bearing in embarrassing situations. So when I was told that the man of the hour Artagan would be making a less than graceful entrance into the fourth issue, I knew I had to immortalize it.

Edit: I was wrong, it's not actually getting published until this July, the issue went up on the website and I mistook it for being published and available, woops.

[warpedwings]

How have I never noticed this before?

Misha at the Television Critics Tour in 2013, and Jensen in Mint Condition in 2018.

More Jensen in Mint Condition, and Misha at AHBL in 2013.

[castiels-undercoat]

Episode similar to changing channels except its just Dean and Cas going into different sitcoms and Dean is Cas's wife in all of them.

[chaoticace22]

guys calm down January not even over yet...

[hologramcowboy]

Get you a man that looks at you like you are the dumbest woman to walk the earth….Ah, what a fairytale marriage!

[kvitka97]

I wasn’t able to reblog (maybe because cynifer has me blocked?) so good thing I always take screenshots in case I get blocked later.

[justjensenanddean]

The HCA Astra TV Awards will be taking place on Monday, January 8, 2024 at the Biltmore Hotel in Los Angeles, Jensen Ackles is nominated for Best Supporting Actor in a Streaming Drama Series.

[soulmates-for-real-tranquility]

How it started

How it's going

Jared's always been consistent 😏

Jensen's come a long way 🤧

📷 solestya on X

[wooimbouttamakeanameformyself]

Okay listen hoes.

I’ve been surfing these anti Danneel, anti Jenneel, anti this and anti that tags for like… over a year. I’ve always been watching from the sidelines with my lil bag of popcorn, given an anon ask every now and again to other blogs, but never bothered to make a post about it. Because I didn’t think it was relevant, correction, I didn’t think Elta was relevant enough to make a venting post about — which is why I’m baffled as to why she even has stans — but also I just figured in the long run, none of our speculations, opinions or posts about this lady mean anything to anyone.

Actually, I may be incorrect there, as the AA’s may butcher me, or worse… Danneel may get Cliff to make another post… sheesh!

But anyway, seeing this latest Wales con, I got a real bad case of FOMO and decided I wanna bitch on tumblr as well (no hate to the bitches, I love scrolling through everyone bitching about the ‘perfect’ couple)

Here’s my take on everything, even tho no one asked:

Yes, it is painfully, horribly, excruciatingly obvious that those two don’t even like each other let alone love each other.

But I’ve seen some people and blogs talk about Danneel physically abuse Jensen, which I just don’t personally believe — each to their own opinion, though — but I just personally haven’t seen any evidence or receipts of that being true. Emotional abuse, yes, verbal abuse, definitely. But physical is something I ain’t gonna say I think is happening.

Danneel’s a bitch, as we all know, as the stans like to pretend isn’t true. But I really don’t think Jensen’s a saint or a victim — and I say he isn’t a victim only because in the end, looking over the financial consequences and the custody of the kids thing that would come with a divorce, she has little hold over him. He has the fame, the money, and what do you wanna bet that all of the Elta followers would do a 180 on their ‘Kween’ if Jensen ever spoke up about anything? And by no means am I suggesting that men can’t be victims before anyone jumps down my throat, I’m just saying that Jensen has the capability to fight back to her or leave her if he wanted to.

But he won’t, because — and I’m bracing myself for the hate I’ll get for this — he’s also kind of a narcissist and a liar!!! 😱😱😱 surprised I’m still writing and wasn’t just assassinated on the spot for saying that lols! Dare I say… he’s just as bad as Danneel in some aspects? That he has pretty privilege? Though not so much anymore since he and Danneel have clearly started doing couples Botox sessions. Wooof I’m really pushing my luck.

Trailed off a lil there, but what I was supposed to say is that he won’t because he’s embedded some kind of belief into his mind that his career will crash and burn if he doesn’t have his perfect ‘family man’ image. Even though let’s be honest about two things, your marriage is probably doing more harm than good to your image, and buddy, you’re a c-list actor who’s acting range is zero to none — I mean, he couldn’t stand playing anyone other than Dean Winchester that he tried, and failed, to make a spin off of Supernatural just so he got to play a brooding, macho hunter again. Though look how that turned out — your career isn’t some sacred artefact that can’t dare even be scratched, all he does these days is make money from cons, and a very occasional cameo playing as Dean in a different font. I’m worried the dude has Foreign Accent Syndrome but with Dean Winchester — as in he’s done it for that long that its irreversibly in his consciousness, to the point Danneel has to tell him to stop being Dean at home (sure she got a dig out of him mentioning that in the panel)

But I’m trying to focus talking about this con so far — even though I’ve trailed off multiple times already — first of all, ignoring the fact it’s insane that Danneel’s even at a Suoernatural con when her character (which was a nepotism role) wasn’t even in a full season, served no purpose, wasn’t even a likeable character — unless you like vapid, vain, and poorly portrayed characters — and added nothing to the storyline. And yet she gets treated like she’s a main cast member? Half of Dean’s flings who were in half an episode served more to the plot that Anael did in the whole five episodes she was on the show! And it pissed me off that Danneel’s getting the sort of treatment of main cast when Gen’s character was actually important to the plot, yet she wasn’t at the con. Not that I think Gen’s that bothered, which shows the difference between her and Danneel.

And apparently she auditioned for every single female role??? HUH?? Are we talking about the same Ms Gurl who made fun of Supernatural in the earlier seasons, claimed to not wanting to interfere as it was Jensen’s thing, demeaned and made fun of fans on twitter, criticised her own husband’s role and showed doubt of the series duration??? Make it make sense.

I’m kind of relieved Jensen hasn’t shared any of his made up domestic stories of them, to try and make it seem like they can even stand each other, although it would’ve been interesting to see him talk about it with Danneel there — just to see her reaction, cause I’m certain Jensen just makes up these stories as he goes along. But I guess my guy couldn’t even manage that, probably not after how much Elta knocked him down in front of everyone — she barely did anything else other than make jabs at him the whole time. Surprised my girl didn’t go blue from all the snarky remarks she was making.

Oh wait, it’s ‘sarcasm’, right? Silly me, I forgot that ‘that’s how they are with each other’ 😐😐😐 even AA’s have spoke up about her behaviour in this con — shows how much effort those two are bothering putting in to keep up the image. But hey, I’m proud that some of the delusional Jenneel shippers have developed a frontal lobe, probably because their self-insert isn’t doing what they want her to be doing!

Anyway that’s all from me, my thumbs hurt, can’t believe I wrote so much. Free will is a crazy thing. Excited to see what kind of hate I get from this ✌️😝

This ain’t grammar checked before anyone bullies me.

[strawlessandbraless]

i swear to god if misha also makes a secret guest appearance in season 5

I know. I think Misha’s supe name should be Astro Glide and he plays Soldier Boys secret Russian lover from back in the day. But I’m just spit balling here.

[supernaturalconvert]

Jared getting triggered

I saw a post about Jared and Misha and I agree with it but I don’t want to reblog it for the hateful anon in there. Anyways, I wholeheartedly agree with the response of that post where the person mentioned how much Jared has worked on himself and constantly grown while let’s face it Jensen & Misha have not. Misha Particularly so is still playing his petty games but I digress… The only thing about Jared that I’ve ever found less than is how he let himself get triggered and baited by Misha before. Anything and everything the hellers use against him always has something that Misha started or needlessly escalated beyond harmless joking. Obviously Jared in those years was really struggling with multiple things right from his work load, to being a new father to his mental health challenges. These are not excuses but just reiterating those circumstances.

What I am proud of amongst countless other things is that he has overcome that urge and he now ignores Misha and his pettiness just like Misha & his fans deserve. He never baited them despite enduring the worst bullying from them. So as the said blogger very rightly said, he has improved and worked on himself even here. Misha needs someone to keep him relevant and luckily Jared is not playing that role in any capacity now.

[jarpadswalker]

AAs In my inbox right now. I know that Jared is shit while Jensen is saint.

How do you know?

Well, I know someone who works with them and they told me this... because I am totes special.

How do we know it's true?

It is true because I said so!!!

What is the source?

Trust me bro

PS Anon : If you thought I will reply to your shit ask on my blog then you were sorely mistaken. I know all you guys crave is attention and i for one ain't going to give you one.

Also, if you know the person who worked with J2, then I am WB's and Amazon Studios President, and I say Jared is awesome while Jensen sucks. And yup I am that awesome that I handle two studios.

Stay Mad, Sucker's.

[laf-outloud]

Jensen gets a job and instead of finally being happy and pissing off to a new fandom, his stans start suicide baiting Jared? I mean this when I say, they're some of the worst people I've ever come across.

I don't like Jensen or Misha but I would never wish ill of them.

If your first thought after your fav is cast as a lead is to immediately go to Jensen critical blogs/accounts to brag about him somehow beating Jared, or to wish harm on Jared, then can you really call yourself a Jensen fan? More like, these people are fans of hating Jared and stirring up drama. They can't even be happy for one moment that their supposed fav has a job.

Personally, I think this new role could be good for Jensen. It's something he can call his own and help build from the ground up. There's work he'll need to do to lead the show successfully, but if he's willing to put in the effort and put aside some of his ego, he's certainly capable of succeeding.