#this is not even a joke

[marrr444]

What do you mean 2026? I don't know if I'll make it to 2026. I don't even know if I'll make it to tomorrow

[idk-im-just-here-now]

I HAVEW BEEN RICKROLLED

5 TIMES

IN THE PAST THREE DAYS

WHAT THE FUCK

[hsslilly-blog]

you'll never see me using an abbreviation for pixelberry because nicknames are for friends and pixelberry studios has never been my friend

[bettyrightnow]

is anyone else’s biggest takeaway from this album that they uhhhh really love taylor swift

[nagdabbit]

that sound you just heard? a sound like a man having the greatest nut of his life? that was todd. the bryeddie agenda is still strong in this house

[biihanka]

I guess the flag does mean death.. 😔

[apollosdrunkenmixup]

go feral. chew cardboard.

[vincentpriceofficial]

honestly what I want out of life is very simple. I want what Armand and Albert from the birdcage had

[allrevvedup]

"babe look sawtual posted" -me at @abeetletothestars several times a day

[youremymoony]

currently debating whether i should finish reading choices or preserve the last of my remaining mental health….

[girljeremystrong]

no guys like i am in so much pain i'm gonna kill myself

[tooimmortalforschool]

im so happy we're still making movies that turn kids into furries

[ofbetterbodies]

But does Taylor Swift know I would've offed myself had it not been for Red (2012)

[sappho-favourite-pupil]

Please and thank you very much 🪻

Hi waiter id like to order a crush who’s mutually obsessed with me please

[rovermcfly]

proud to say that I have never once in my life figured out the whodunit in any crime story I've read or watched. I just let the facts and clues wash over me, absorbing absolutely none of it. I am the audience they think of when they throw in red herrings, in case you've ever wondered "who would fall for this obvious false lead". it's me. I am the idiot viewer/reader. not once has an obviously framed clue revealed anything to me. my head is completely empty when I consume these stories.