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me on rednote: hello! my name is jake and these are my cats
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#this is not even a joke#i posted a video doing my best to introduce myself in chinese and showing my cats#this was a comment i found this morning#i said 对💅💅💅
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Two things.
1. This is not my art. It's actually my brothers so why do I have it?
2. HOW DID I NOT KNOW HE DID THIS FOR YEARS?!
#tfp bumblebee#tfp wheeljack#tf jazz#tfp elita one#tfp optimus prime#this is not even a joke#I'm a horrible sister#how did i not know this#they're actually really good
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I have to say that the layout of the cl16 website is absolutely wonderful I can scroll for hours
#this is not even a joke#like even w/o the picture and audio content its genuinely well done#the only other thing like this ive seen is the wix website which js fun to scroll as well#like there was so much thought put into this#sorry to geek about this but i do love a good website layout#charles lecrelc#f1#cl16
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What do you mean 2026? I don't know if I'll make it to 2026. I don't even know if I'll make it to tomorrow
#this is not even a joke#no but seriously 2026 is as unreal as Will's curse.#the wicked powers#the shadowhunter chronicles#Cassandra Clare#twp#tsc
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I HAVEW BEEN RICKROLLED
5 TIMES
IN THE PAST THREE DAYS
WHAT THE FUCK
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you'll never see me using an abbreviation for pixelberry because nicknames are for friends and pixelberry studios has never been my friend
#this is not even a joke#i refuse to call pixelberry by those two letters#it's petty but i've never done it. 10 years and still going strong
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My girlfriend helped me fix my Firefox account after it got fucked up, I'm SO turned on 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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is anyone else’s biggest takeaway from this album that they uhhhh really love taylor swift
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that sound you just heard? a sound like a man having the greatest nut of his life? that was todd. the bryeddie agenda is still strong in this house
#this is not even a joke#todd was in the kitche. and he skidded back into the room so fast he fell over#and had to crawl the rest of the way to the tv#he wants eddie to fuck him so bad he looks stupid
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go feral. chew cardboard.
#this is not even a joke#I just had the most relaxing 5 minuites#just chewing a cardboard packaging#stimming#I guess#just really nice to get my teeth into something a fucking bite#so yeah if you’re feeling stressed#go bite some cardboard#really nice#al dente#and sound like a hole punch if your teeth go through#I’m off to bite some more cardboard#bye
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honestly what I want out of life is very simple. I want what Armand and Albert from the birdcage had
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#gotta find you#joe jonas#the jonas brothers#camp rock#i have heard this song every day since it came out#this is not even a joke
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i dislike meljay, melvik and meljayvik and literally any ship with mel (except maybe melvika) because i want her. like look at her. no don't ship her with those loser men she should be with ME
ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x09 - “The Dirt Under Your Nails.”
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it is legit bizarre to me how hard video game creators and film directors and showrunners try to pretend that fat people don't exist. can you think of the last time you saw a fat person in a lead role? god forbid a fat woman? i can walk down the street or go into a shop or restaurant and see fat people everywhere but then i switch on the tv and suddenly it's like a glimpse into an alternate universe where no one has a bmi over 24. insidious and weird
#i don't wanna sound dramatic but it's just so crazy that it's like this and nobody even talks about it#tbh disability is like this too - you don't see fat people and you don't see disabled people unless it's a joke or a plot point#'we don't want to glamourise obesity' it's not 'glamourising' anything. it's showing the world as it is.#sure you can create a world devoid of all the people you don't find aesthetically pleasing but at least acknowledge that you're doing that#fatphobia#weight talk cw#ableism#be shh now#containment breach
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proud to say that I have never once in my life figured out the whodunit in any crime story I've read or watched. I just let the facts and clues wash over me, absorbing absolutely none of it. I am the audience they think of when they throw in red herrings, in case you've ever wondered "who would fall for this obvious false lead". it's me. I am the idiot viewer/reader. not once has an obviously framed clue revealed anything to me. my head is completely empty when I consume these stories.
#rover rambles#I joke a lot about how stupid hastings is#but in truth I am about as good as solving these cases as he is#possibly even worse somehow#and it's not for lack of wanting to solve them#in fact I have attempted it many times#I simply am stupid
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