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me on rednote: hello! my name is jake and these are my cats
rednote users:
#this is not even a joke#i posted a video doing my best to introduce myself in chinese and showing my cats#this was a comment i found this morning#i said 对💅💅💅
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Two things.
1. This is not my art. It's actually my brothers so why do I have it?
2. HOW DID I NOT KNOW HE DID THIS FOR YEARS?!
#tfp bumblebee#tfp wheeljack#tf jazz#tfp elita one#tfp optimus prime#this is not even a joke#I'm a horrible sister#how did i not know this#they're actually really good
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What do you mean 2026? I don't know if I'll make it to 2026. I don't even know if I'll make it to tomorrow
#this is not even a joke#no but seriously 2026 is as unreal as Will's curse.#the wicked powers#the shadowhunter chronicles#Cassandra Clare#twp#tsc
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I HAVEW BEEN RICKROLLED
5 TIMES
IN THE PAST THREE DAYS
WHAT THE FUCK
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you'll never see me using an abbreviation for pixelberry because nicknames are for friends and pixelberry studios has never been my friend
#this is not even a joke#i refuse to call pixelberry by those two letters#it's petty but i've never done it. 10 years and still going strong
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is anyone else’s biggest takeaway from this album that they uhhhh really love taylor swift
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that sound you just heard? a sound like a man having the greatest nut of his life? that was todd. the bryeddie agenda is still strong in this house
#this is not even a joke#todd was in the kitche. and he skidded back into the room so fast he fell over#and had to crawl the rest of the way to the tv#he wants eddie to fuck him so bad he looks stupid
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I guess the flag does mean death.. 😔
#this is not even a joke#I legit just realised that#izzy my beloved#izzy hands#ofmd#our flag means death
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go feral. chew cardboard.
#this is not even a joke#I just had the most relaxing 5 minuites#just chewing a cardboard packaging#stimming#I guess#just really nice to get my teeth into something a fucking bite#so yeah if you’re feeling stressed#go bite some cardboard#really nice#al dente#and sound like a hole punch if your teeth go through#I’m off to bite some more cardboard#bye
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honestly what I want out of life is very simple. I want what Armand and Albert from the birdcage had
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#gotta find you#joe jonas#the jonas brothers#camp rock#i have heard this song every day since it came out#this is not even a joke
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currently debating whether i should finish reading choices or preserve the last of my remaining mental health….
#this is not even a joke#i know i will be absolutely devasted if i finish it#but i’m also a masochist#choices#jegulus#james potter#regulus black#choices by messermoon
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no guys like i am in so much pain i'm gonna kill myself
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Please and thank you very much 🪻
Hi waiter id like to order a crush who’s mutually obsessed with me please
#lesbian#lesbian yearning#dykeposting#sappho would be proud of me#wlw soft#i need to be loved#like a lot#this is not even a joke#it's not funny anymore#save me lesbians#save me 🤭
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proud to say that I have never once in my life figured out the whodunit in any crime story I've read or watched. I just let the facts and clues wash over me, absorbing absolutely none of it. I am the audience they think of when they throw in red herrings, in case you've ever wondered "who would fall for this obvious false lead". it's me. I am the idiot viewer/reader. not once has an obviously framed clue revealed anything to me. my head is completely empty when I consume these stories.
#rover rambles#I joke a lot about how stupid hastings is#but in truth I am about as good as solving these cases as he is#possibly even worse somehow#and it's not for lack of wanting to solve them#in fact I have attempted it many times#I simply am stupid
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can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024
#ramble#if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands#you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things#some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible#the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think#i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex#this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!!#how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about#yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian#you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate
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