#this is not a drill i repeat

[miercolaes]

"when did you become a politician? why aren't you answering my question?" ( from ren ♡ )

no answer was still an answer ⸻ minutes prior, wednesday was preaching about ways in which she would reform the country, had she been given the chance. although, she could settle for fixing hawkins' problematic shackles. the satanic panic had to come to an end, before satan himself ascended from below to curse them all. not like they weren't heading in that direction anyway. the missing people must be the first sign if by any chance, the oh so religious folks hadn't settled on human sacrifices. nothing history haven't seen. ❝ do you have any questions? ❞ she asked, looking not at ren, but through her. like any politician, wednesday had to ignore some of the questions until one that suited her vision came up, ❝ if not, i thank you for your time. i'll see you on election day. ❞ her brows furrowed as jaw was clenched — she tried so hard to keep it concealed... ren brought up the worst in wednesday, she revealed that there's more to the grim appearence. she could joke and she could enjoy another's company, perhaps a little too much judging by the amusement twisting at her visage.

[critterbitter]

The twins and their starters may have grown slightly taller, but their love of shenanigans have tripled, no, quadrupled in size.

On that note did you know Eelectrik has a glow animation?? Perfect nightlight eel. Absolute gold standard for creature. Click here for the masterlist!

Bonus shitpost under cut ft @birdsaretoddlers’s incredible take.

(plus a fanfic drabble that birds did while we were discussing in chat! Check out their funny writing @birdsaretoddlers) “Lam lam pentttt. Lam.”

“Language. I am not calling them that. This is a civil discussion about the capacity of a 284 Berkshire’s firebox, not a playground argument.”

“Lammm Pent.”

“If you possess my phone I will have to put you in time-out in your ball, and neither of us will like that.”

The argument over a literal online flame war was cut short by the door flying open, one of the hinges breaking off with the force and flying somewhere into the aether, never to be seen again. Or at least, not without a strong magnet.

Emmet stood there, proudly, holding his newly-evolved Eelektrik, his grin a mile wide. Ingo picked his heart up out of his femoral artery, where it had lodged itself, and gently removed Lampent from where she hid, hanging over his shoulder. Emmet stood there, eyes twinkling, clearly ready to perform the coveted Bit. Ingo opened his mouth, got halfway through a word, and his twin took the proffered delight of cutting him off.

“I am Emmet and I discovered something INCREDIBLE. INGO LOOK.”

Ingo looked, because what else was he going to do? He would allow his twin to complete his circus act, it was only proper and polite. Eelektrik trilled with delight. Emmet twirled like the best of Nimbasan runway models, clearly wrestling his eel, cooing platitudes to it as he writhed and squirmed to get it into position.

“Me beautiful slimy baby, my beloved pool noodle, my beeesstt conductor!~” Doing something that could generously be called ‘dislocating his shoulders’, Emmet managed to get his eel flipped up and around his neck. He flopped forwards, bonelessly, tipping his hat and giggling madly. He was grinning harder than normal. Ingo was a little scared.

“But now, Eelektrik can do MORE. OBSERVE.”

He threw his shoulders back, standing up as tall as he could, somehow not throwing himself ass-first onto the floor as the fifty pounds of eel he was currently deadlifting remained stationary over his neck. Emmet’s arms flew upwards and out, rocking back and forth in jazz hands. Eelektrik frilled its fans, made another happy little buzz and-

"Eelektrik boa."

“DRAGONS ALMIGHTY. THE EEL GLOWS.”

There it was, clear as day. Eelektrik flashed it’s spots in natural bioluminescence, blinking like a neon sign. Bright beautiful yellow and clearly charged, Emmet’s hair stood on end, pushing his hat an inch off his head. They blinked in a rhythmic, pulsing manner. It was almost hypnotizing to watch, in a way. Ingo snapped back to reality, realizing his mouth had dropped open and Lampent had ceased questing for his Pokedex. Recognizing Emmet was looking for a response, he threw his arm out in a thumbs-up so fast his arm hurt, snapping his suspender against his neck.

“Brrravo! Ten out of ten! Majestic eel scarf!” He praised, Emmet’s expression only growing further full of himself and his achievement, which was well deserved. Lampent echoed the sentiment, flashing back at Eelektrik in response.

Now that both Pokemon could glow, they’d never have a problem in the caves again!

[antiqueberry]

GUYS

TVTROPES KNOWS ABOUT THE SITCOM AU

[endomentendo]

[skyartworkzzz]

End of spooky sezon

You know what this means

⚠️🚨 ALL UNITIES STAY ON HIGH ALERT. SCP-ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS HAS BREACHED CONTAIMENT. I REPEAT: SCP-AIWFC HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! 🚨⚠️

[ln4wins]

Lando Norris arriving at the paddock on Thursday ahead of the Chinese Grand Prix

Photo Credit: Hector Retamal

[let-roman-bite-someone]

i make ONE post (and a fanart) about prinxiety and the next thing i know thomas is feeding into my delusions? a primarily roman and virgil centered episode?? roman and virgil dressed up as JACK AND SALLY????

[footballshowrot]

intricate rituals etc

[konmaao3]

"What if we try that moment again?"

[riftdancing]

I wanted freedom, open air, and adventure.

We're so close to Dawntrail I could SCREAM.

letmesailwestletmesailwestletmesailwestletmesailwestletmesailwest

All beach vibes for this piece today! Enjoy some Bob Marley.

[skyplayssplatoon3]

NEW SPLATFEST ANNOUNCED

AND IT'S A BIG ONE...

"WHO WOULD BE THE BEST LEADER"

[Source] [Source]

[cottagewhores]

alex in budgie smugglers

[if-mirrormine]

WRITING!!!!

!!!

[lehdenlaulu]

HELLO 😳

[tadc-harlequin-au]

Hey, so as a person who'll be legal next year, I don't know what exactly happened here with minors (I was at school), but regardless I wanted to say sorry that you have to deal with that. You shouldn't have to deal with people who Don't Listen, especially people around my age.

I also wanted you to know that I absolutely love your AU as a whole. The storyline and art genuinely make my brain go in all sorts of good directions, and tbh the art style is inspiring my own a bit.

Hope you're doing well

Just some minors interacting with a clearly labeled "Minors Do not Interact" post in bold and big letters like as if that's not in place there to shield them away from the nsfw. I even hid the damn thing under a cut so that they can walk away from it without being exposed in case of accidental encounters

What's worse was that the minor in question was the first to even interact with it before anyone else and that pisses me off just how easily they ignored the many warning signs in place, all to comment a damn flustered emoji. like flashing a bright neon sign of "DON'T GO INTO THE SCARY DARK HOLE" in their face but they think "eh. I can handle it"

I understand that most teens have the mindset of thinking they're more mature and can handle 18+ content, and no one at that age really realizes how immature that mindset is until they reach the same age as we do because they're all too excited and blinded at the idea of being "adults", doing "adult" things... But still. Come on. Just read the sign and respect it.

I promise you, you will not regret it, and you are not missing out on anything because it's not for you in the first place.

At least you seem cool, right on tho anon, right on

Thanks for being inspired with my art and for liking my silly little story :3 This AU has certainly become bigger than what I had initially in mind but honestly? I love writing and making stuff for it, and I'm very thankful to have an audience that is as enthusiastic to learn about it's world as I am eager to tell it. It's literally a storyteller's dream come true :')

[loving-n0t-heyting]

BREAKING NEWS: the cute girl i randomly handed out my number to on the bus yesterday with a "♥️" texted me with a "✨"

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