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Dear Sam Reich,
I know you're here on Tumblr and I fully suspect you namesearch yourself. (No shade, I do the same thing to see people saying nice things about my books!)
I'm Scarlett Gale. You don't know me yet, but my new life's goal is to get internet famous enough for you to book me on DropOut. I'm hot. I'm weird. I'm deeply qualified. I have no dignity. I have a very specific list of skills and experience:
Community musical theater ages 5-20
Internationally recognized burlesque performer for over a decade
Experience with improv AT ANIME CONVENTIONS
Cosplayer
Started playing D&D with version 2.5 when we still had to calculate THAC0
Co-produced and performed in the Alison Bechdel-approved Bechdel Test Burlesque, which was included in the Women and Gender Studies program at the University of Oregon
Femdom fantasy romance novelist
Cat lover
Competent juggler
Put me on your shows. As many of them as you want. I will do Game Changer. I will do a Dimension 20 campaign. I will do Um, Actually. I will bring my own costume wardrobe and wear a strappy bra and a very cool cape and switch wigs every five minutes just to be confusing.
Here is a picture of me eating cheese backstage while dressed as Wonder Woman:
You will not regret booking me. I'll fit in perfectly: I have a BA in Digital Art and lower back pain.
Thank you for your time, Scarlett Gale
#sam reich#game changer#dropout#listen sometimes you gotta shoot your shot#this is my shot#I literally carry a tiny tube of polyhedral dice everywhere I go in case of a spontaneous game of D&D#i WILL fight Brennan for one corn chip if I have to
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Walking
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why the long face Sixer? 🏹
#gravity falls#my art#ford pines#stanford pines#digital art#stan pines#stanley pines#grunkle stan#bill cipher#based on the au where ford shot stan in the head when they met again#I teared up while drawing this ngl#gravity falls fanart#grunkle ford
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#twitter#this is blowing up so I wanna add my own anecdote#when I was young my neighbors had this orange outside cat#she had babies and was eaten by a javelina shortly after#:(#one of the orange sons survived for a few years before our other neighbor shot him and he died#there were more outdoor cats in the area they kept getting hit by cars the kitten mortality rate was horrid
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my prof just explained on the syllabus that he’s included more points in the class than we needed to pass, so we could skip up like?? 20 small assignments/quizzes/participation!! and still get a very high grade!!
the idea was that we could focus on assignments that played to our strengths - only do the participation stuff if we like to talk out loud - only do the quizzes/readings if we want to do the class remotely - only do online discussions if we like to talk and share opinions but struggle with anxiety in class ect.
and that’s cool enough but then he pulled up DnD character sheets with drawings he’d done of these hypothetical student player classes and how our various accessibility needs could be gamified to ��max out’ different aspects of the class to get high grades and like!!!!!
hell yeah!!!! let’s treat accessibility in higher education not just as a necessity but as the fun, engaging, and creative aspect of learning that it is!!! I love this!!
EDIT: For proper credit or further questions about his system please find my professor on twitter @/kurtishanlon
#his drawings were so cute too and they had titles like ‘silent warrior’ ‘voice of the people’ ect waaaa im so#excited for this class#he also promised to wear a mask and asked us to do the same my mannnn#double shot
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Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:
Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.
(You can hear it here)
In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.
#i love replaying certain scenes (usually screams) to see how they nailed it in other dubs#ive done it with Chilchuck & Mickbell screams because they're the funniest ones#give it a shot if you can#its really funny to hear certain character voices in other languages#for example. brazilian portuguesse gave both mickbell and chilchuck un-childlike voices (in japaneese both sound like little childs)#and they reused Chilchuck's japaneese screams for most of the other languages because he is so high-pitched and full of terror that it work#dungeon meshi#chilchuck#chilchuck tims#dunmeshi#delicious in dungeon#senshi#senshi of izganda#senshi dungeon meshi#idk how do you people screen record the episodes#if i knew how to i would put the shots here#my shit#thanks to the one that made the clip on Chil's scream im in love here <3
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Every time I see that G--gle phone photoshop commercial my heart is filled with infinite sadness, like, yeah it's cool you can have a good family photo, it's cool you can do that, but god, there is something to be said for the honesty of a family photo where you're blinking, or crying, or have ugly wrinkles.
What is too unsightly for you? Would you swipe-click-replace out the image of my cousin crying on our Florida trip family reunion photo? Would you remove the plastic snake I have clenched in my grip, which I still have to this day? Would you scoff at the wrinkles around our eyes and the strands of hair on our faces as we squint into the wind, the day before the massive storm? Would I remember it if I didn't have these reminders, if the picture was perfect and clean, all children in a row with perfect gleaming white tombstone tooth smiles? No tears. No plastic snake.
Everyone is beautiful and no one looks genuine.
#like it's cool it's cool but also IT HURTS.#BE UGLY#HAVE AN UNFLATTERING PICTURE OF YOURSELF#it's who you are#people are often unflattering and it's genuine#anyway stupid candid camera shots will always be my favorite pictures of myself#I like to see how I look when I'm not posing#the dragoon diaries
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Heartbreak, Sorrow, Grief.
#bitch this shot turned my pussy OUT#agatha all along#agatha all along spoilers#agatha harkness#agathario#lilia calderu#kathryn hahn
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I drew these instead of finishing mouthwashing
#mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#polle mouthwashing#take a shot everytime i type mouthwashing#anyways spoilers this game is NOT about mouth wash#my art#shitpost#top hits
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i am once again saying that vampires have so much slapstick potential. they should be getting hit by cars and shot for laughs more often
#let me acknowledge my st again for utilizing this#npc pulls a prank and promptly gets shot for it. no one bats an eye#buzz buzz
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girls when they get new shoes:
fairy shrimp & tadpole shrimp
#fairy shrimp#tadpole shrimp#brine shrimp#crustacean#triops#my art#gouache#traditional art#fairy shrimp ended up looking very anomalocarisy but in my defense#look at any macro shot of a fairy shrimp
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maked
#my art#art#shitpost#deltarune#deltarune spoilers#deltarune chapter 2#spamton#spamton g spamton#spamton neo#big shot spamton#deltarune spamton#spamton deltarune#kris#kris dreemurr#kris deltarune#deltarune kris#susie#susie deltarune#deltarune susie#ralsei#ralsei deltarune#deltarune ralsei
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Közönséges trombitafa, avagy a szívlevelű szivarfa virága.
#Catalpa bignonioides#plants#flowers#photography#magyar tumblr#magyar#hungary#zygeth#this is my shot
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Yummy 🍜✨
#my art#art#didgital art#artists on tumblr#fanart#sonic the hedgehog#sth#sonic fanart#sonic unleashed#sonic the werehog#inspired by the shot from the end credits of sonic unleashed where sonic was eating ramen
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STUDIO TRIGGER????? YOU DID THIS FOR US?
#LITERALLY GASPED OUT LOUD WHEN THIS SHOT CAME UP DLKHFL;DKFH#I DID NOT EXPECT *NEW* SENSHI PANTY SHOTS TO BE ADDED I'M BLOWN AWAY#THANK YOU STUDIO TRIGGER I'M LOSING MY MIND#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers
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to think that we could stay the same,,,
(my megop playlist.pls pls talk about songs with me)
#HEAR ME OUT MEGOP AS TWO SLOW DANCERS BY MITSKI MEGOP AS COLD COLD COLD BY THE FAMILY CREST MEGOP AS LONG WAY DOWN BY THE HAPPY FITS#tf one better be so so doomed or ill.cry#my art#tf one#transformers one#orion pax#d-16#optimus prime#megatron#megop#ive been fighting for my life trying to find clear shots from the trailer + clips to ref idk how everyone is drawing them but im not
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