#this is literally a crisis lmao

[usertiff]

this shit makes me want to like cry and throw up LMAO like.??? 13 items. THIRTEEN ITEMS. it's the cheapest hot dogs i found, ketchup, hot dog buns, a few bags of cereal, milk, eggs, and a jar of pickles

like im sorry but this shit is not sustainable. and they're really trying to take food stamps away??? bruh unless i'm buying 12 cases of ramen and mac and cheese (which we usually fucking do), food stamps barely cover a few meals if you actually want to eat real food LMAOOO EVEN IF IT'S CHEAP!!! like we were like ok let's get a pork roast, pork is cheap, we can make a few meals out of it, some potatoes, some other veggies, and that fckn total came out to shock tf out of us.

this is just disgusting to me :') and it makes me wanna sob that i have to ask for help sm but what can i do when the actual "assistance" i receive covers basically nothing bc this order is half of my food stamps lol rip this is actually pathetic and so sad

awesome that i can eat only hot dogs, cereal, and a jar of pickles for half a month 👍 and ramen and mac and cheese as per usual for the rest. like ok lol i'm soooooo sorry that i am choosing to have some cereal instead of boxed noodles for once. also everything is generic except the pickles

im gonna lose it

[castielsprostate]

it's been one nasty gay sex year since the queen dropped dead!! reblog for charles to slut drop into the grave!!

[coockie8]

ngl More than anything I'm just shocked tumblr's actually able to handle the sheer size of this bad boy, though to be fair, I did crop out a fair bit of negative space lol

Anyway, here's the Samhain piece of Vlad and Plasmius I've been talking about.

This is a picture of Plasmius' first physical manifestation while Vlad was in the hospital with the Ecto-acne, occurring about a week or so before his release. The panic caused by his doctor attacking him was what ultimately caused Plasmius to take form to protect him.

I hope you like it, 'cause it took literal years off my lifespan lol

[starryemeralds]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVORITE TWINS, DIPPER AND MABEL 🩷💙

Bonus Comic Below

[rosy-crow]

“One of Professor Hojo’s SOLDIERS”

[barrencelenny]

Happy flash disappears in crisis day guys

[mikayesha]

hello I'm obsessed with your nrmts last wish au would you mind if I drew it 🤲

I'm so glad you like these two gay mofos interacting as Puss and Kitty!🤲 You don't even need to ask!! It will totally be a delight to see them in a more scrumptious artstyle

[soggy-fishsticks]

[altocat]

AGS switches body types! Genesis has Angeal's. Angeal has Sephiroth's. Sephiroth has Genesis's

Angeal: "I mean the only thing that really changed for me is that I have to duck just to clear the doorway. Being this tall's got its disadvantages, I guess. Still feels pretty nimble, though. Figure I might win a couple of relays if I push myself."

Genesis: "Better that than being this fucking HEAVY. Seriously, 'geal what did you eat for breakfast? Cement? But I suppose it's better than shortstack over there. Enjoy the view from the ground, darling? You're the 'group baby'. Now your body matches the rest of you."

Sephiroth:

Sephiroth: ("That's me. I'm baby 🥺")

[lunar-years]

This is girlhood

[valtsv]

it matters bc you're begging for money on the internet. some people donate to people bc they think they actually need help. you should include with your Kofi link that your parents financially support you and you're spending the money on expensive BS so we know to support someone that actually needs help

i have never asked for money on here. i don't even have a kofi account. i don't want to ask for money because i have a job and feel that other people need financial help more than i do. i spend my own money that i have earned or been given as a gift as i choose to. this morning i made a post about how it was nice to eat a proper breakfast while visiting my family, which i don't usually get to do because i choose to skip breakfast to save money. what you're saying is not only completely untrue and baseless but a really shitty way to treat anyone struggling financially through no fault of their own.

also, my parents don't support me financially. since i left home and got a job i've supported myself completely independently. they gave me some money today as a gift because it's christmas. this is the only time i ever receive money from them, and it's definitely not enough to live on or even pay a month of rent.

[jadie0]

elpis

nobody taught me what happiness was,

i had to teach myself.

i sought it in a golden fleece,

but it wasn’t found in riches

i sought it in the thunderbolt,

but it wasn’t found in god

i sought it in my mother’s hand,

but she never learned it either

i sought it in my own heart,

but the feeling wouldn’t linger.

nobody taught me what happiness was,

it’s simpler to stay sad

you have to save yourself, i realized

it’s easier said than done

when you’ve convinced yourself you don’t need saving,

that the bone-deep hurt is in everyone.

i made myself happy enough, i bluffed but i should’ve known

enough is never enough

my heart was never my home

i flayed myself at the altar

i bent backwards for pelias

his upward gaze did not falter, 

a midas touch could not settle the rest.

there was no reason, none at all

but i could not accept it,

i think i've always been a little scared of happiness

for me, it was never destined. 

nobody taught me what happiness was,

but i’m trying to learn it now

i’m sorry i hurt so easy

i’m sorry i didn’t treat you well

i’m sorry i stayed complacent, couldn’t face it, didn’t cherish what you gave me 

i hope you can forgive this 

i hope you trust me with your gift

i’d turn back for you, every single time

for one sun-dappled glimpse.

nobody taught me what happiness was,

i think i figured it out.

it's trying, with everything you have, to find it

you owe it to yourself.

[prismaticpichu]

HEY! IMPORTANT!

Remember that time when Sephiroth cracked a joke? <3

[starrynightsxo]

real tumblr users come onto tumblr for 10 minutes, reblog everything they see and leave.

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

Sorry to my inbox, I know I have messages to respond to, unfortunately my state is currently under water and I have family and friends and neighbors I'm trying to locate and help atm. If you see me on here it's not because I'm here, it's because I'm trying to get five fucking minutes where my head isn't just airraid sirens

Much love to all, we are all just doing our best to survive ❤️💚

[mbat]

i think ive said it before, but i truly dont understand the goals of villains whos entire goal is to kill every living thing in one way or another, especially when the ones that are whole societies are anti-individuality, and therefore entirely monotonous. like... if they succeed, what do they do after? what do you do when everything is dead? what do you do when theres only one group left, and you all dont do anything BUT the thing you can no longer do?

like i feel like its meant to be commentary or a metaphor somehow but it falls flat to me. like yeah we had something similar in real life but at least they had a vague idea of what would happen after