#this is lighthearted. if it isnt obvious lmao

[crows-of-buckets]

I think it's funny I keep seeing posts like "anders is going to be experiencing his calling soon :(" and "the warden is probably dying in the deep roads rn..." About the veilguard and. For YALL maybe. Not me. My warden found a cure and the first thing she did was hunt down Anders to shove it down his throat. Shes now happily married to Morrigan. They have double dates with Hawke and Anders sometimes they're living the life

[carcinized]

#i will cry for sympathy so THERE

you’re such a youngest sibling oh my GOD summer

I dont even go here but for the record you once said you would kiss then "devour" a random piece of bread in the forest so /j

but that is BREAD this is a FROG

[sergaybobrovsky]

christmas meme for bothhh

under the cut because it got lengthy + modern verse for both !

VASILY & ALARIC

Who spends hours putting up lights only to get tangled in them and storm off?Vas and he’s so mad at himself sdfjnaklf

Who accidentally eats a whole box of christmas chocolates in one sitting?Alaric because maybe he’s had a bad day or bc he’s simply unable to resist chocolate (mood). Also Vas isn’t that into sweets.

Who insists on watching the cheesey hallmark christmas movies?Alaric does and Vas complains, but he begrudgingly watches and even secretly enjoys them.

Who insists on playing nothing but michael buble in the few days running up to christmas?I dont think either of them do that. Like, there’s def some christmas music playing around the house, but theyre not obsessive about it.

Who gets their presents wrapped at the mall so the other cant go snooping?Vas.

Who insists on making snow angels?Alaric because it’s such a silly and lighthearted activity that his parents probably forbade when he was younger. Plus Alaric’s more fond of snow & cold.

Who put christmas outfits on all the pets?I don’t think Valaric does this, but when they have kids & they grow up, Scarlett definitely insists on this.

Do they go to family’s or have a quiet day in?They alternate between quiet days in and heading over to the Samos family’s place. Alaric’s parents, for obvious reasons, is not an option.

Who insists on wearing matching ugly christmas jumpers?Alaric. Vas once again complains but wears the jumper anyway.

Who waits up until midnight to give the other their present?My instinct is to say Alaric. Not 100% sure why lmao.

Who insists on hand-made presents only one year?Alaric might insist, but given Vas’ present-giving style, it’s just not happening.

Who puts mistletoe on every door frame?Vas. He’s an insatiable slut + he’s taller lol.

Who gets too drunk at the work christmas party and has to be picked up at 9:15pm?Neither because they’ve moved past that stage when they’re in London. Besides, I don’t thnk either of them get too drunk when they move there because of bad memories.

Who gets angry and almost tells kids that santa isnt real?NEITHER BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT CRUEL ASSHOLES.

NOEL & MARC

Who spends hours putting up lights only to get tangled in them and storm off?Marc. I feel like Noel offered to help him at some point, but Marc refused because he was determined to handle it alone. That obviously didn’t work out so well.

Who accidentally eats a whole box of christmas chocolates in one sitting?Noel? I feel like Marc has more of a sweet tooth than Noel, so Noel not realizing he’s eaten a box of chocolates is more likely to happen. 

Who insists on watching the cheesey hallmark christmas movies? Neither? They might end up watching that kind of movies, but neither insists. 

Who insists on playing nothing but michael buble in the few days running up to christmas? Again, just like Valaric, I don’t think these boys are v likely to insist on it either. Christmas music randomly playing throughout the house is definitely a thing, but neither insist on it.

Who gets their presents wrapped at the mall so the other cant go snooping? Noel. He loves Marc with all his heart, but he doesn’t trust that he can go without snooping around.

Who insists on making snow angels?Noel because although he’s a California kid born and raised, he’s still more of a snow person than Marc. He’s the master of convincing Marc to join him, though (with kisses, I presume).

Who put christmas outfits on all the pets? My instinct is to say neither, but I also rly love the idea of Marc doing that.

Do they go to family’s or have a quiet day in? A quiet day in for obvious reasons.

Who insists on wearing matching ugly christmas jumpers? Noel gently persuades Marc to wear ugly Christmas jumpers with him.

Who waits up until midnight to give the other their present? Noel. He’s gotten so many things for Marc and he can’t wait to give the first one to him.

Who insists on hand-made presents only one year? I don’t think either because they don’t like forcing the other to give a certain kind of presents only. Those fools love whatever the other one gives them.

Who puts mistletoe on every door frame? Marc has the will and desire to do that, but Noel ends up being the one who actually puts mistletoes there because he’s taller.

Who gets too drunk at the work christmas party and has to be picked up at 9:15pm? Marc simply because Noel doesn’t drink.

Who gets angry and almost tells kids that santa isnt real? asjdnlkjfsfksd imagine Marc getting frustrated with one of their furry kids and revealing the harsh truth to them :’) :’)