Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
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i love the dialogue in kid icarus uprising like the gods will really be debating the pronunciation of the word "egg" while pit is getting lit on fire
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swallowing up my hopes and dreams
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I just think they would make good friends
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he’s so androgynous like if a man and a woman had a baby
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Pencil doodle from my class notes of the tiniest angriest little baby
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Kid Icarus if you only play Smash: Haha, look at the funny angel guy. Man, Palutena sure is sexy. Dark Pit is so lame he's just a clone of Pit. I don't have Carpel Tunnel Syndrome.
Kid Icarus if you played Uprising: Philisophical and moral examination into gods who care only for themselves and don't care who they drag into their petty conflicts, questions on whether humanity is inherently cruel and warlike, questions on whether the violence you engage in is right, Pit, Dark Pit, and Palutena are all interesting characters with a lot of depth, Dark Pit is more than just an edgy evil doppleganger (he's not even evil and it really bothers me whenever people include him among the villains in fan comics), extremely clever writing and witty humor, gameplay that literally physically hurts but is totally worth it.
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