#this is just headcanon btw Lolol

[user1286]

I I’m im so normal about them I am so normal

u uh idea where everyone lives and everyone is okay at the end of the story of ragnarok and they all have a happy funny dance party like those shitty kids movies and then Kratos teaches Atreus how to dance the same way he and his people did in the parties before he ended the world (I’m srry i cant find what the ancient Greeks actually danced like so I looked up what the general traditional dance of Greek people looks like whcih looks super fun btw)

T the thought of Kratos and Atreus doing this is just so fkn funny and goofy. I just love the idea of Atreus hearing some music and then dragging his father into it, I I I just I’m so normal I’m so normal abt them I am so fucking normal I swear

Also here’s the link to the yt video hehehehehehe

[clouds-of-wings]

@mardigrasdeathpostage

This is a great opportunity to post something I photoshopped a few months back. I finished it, then stared at the screen and sighed, remembering the old times, when I shopped respectable things.

Here it is side by side with BA's original cover:

and on its own:

(All stock photos mine except for the writing.)

Anyway, maybe you can imagine the characters as antipasti. They're all Catholics and the part of the plot we're currently at takes place in Rome, so it kinda fits.

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In DETAIL:

Johanna, the fiery and determined crusader, would be particularly spicy and crunchy I think, maybe peppers filled with some kind of cheese, as in the picture above. The peppers would not be grilled or treated in any other way that breaks down their molecular structure. Johanna has no problem with being challenging to chew. And if she brings tears to your eyes, well, tears can be cleansing, so this pain benefits you in the end. Her sidekicks Mare and Agnes are stuffed olives that have a little bit of the same spicy cheese.

Helena, Johanna's sister and the wife of her enemy Seth, would be a savoury vegetable that has been infused with rosemary and some type of honey, given that she's very pleasant and eager to please. She would not be too sweet, but strive to be perfect. She is served with mozzarella, an inoffensive and yet very tasty cheese.

Sophia, their mother, is a rare, unknown vegetable in a sophisticated and unique herb mixture that quite possible includes Silphion. Satan is a spicy hard cheese that unexpectedly harmonizes very well with her (as proven by the song Astral Sophia).

Apollonius is semi-divine, so naturally I imagine that he contains a lot of garlic. I would pick an eggplant fried in garlicy oil for him. Eating him sends you to heaven, but then you feel a little nauseated from the ungodly amount of fat eggplants tend to suck up when you fry them, even if you take care to dehydrate them with salt before and soak off some fat with paper towels after. Ecstatically pleasant, yet treacherous... but you keep coming back because there's nothing else like it. Feta cheese just magically manifests next to him.

As for the Antichrist himself, I invoke the famous tumblr post that states: "Do not be salty. Be marinated. Show that you've been swimming in a complex mixture of feelings for a long time." I also think he should be a tomato that has been dried by the unforgiving heat of the sun for a long, LONG time. Possibly because someone put him there and then forgot about him. So a marinated, and very salty, dried tomato. That's our troubled hero Seth.

[angels-fantasy]

Girlyyyy I love your writing I just binged all your fics 😭😭😭 but anyway, I have a request.

Yknow how Bakugou is a comfort character to a lot of people, what if Reader was his favourite character from his favourite show (maybe a slice of life or romance anime where we're the second lead or a character who's not the main) and Bakugou listens to asmr audios of us or actively follows many accounts who write fanfictions about us and simp for us like we do for him 😔

This has been living rent free in my mind, so please indulge me 😔😔

You're His Favorite Character HeadCanons (Request)

Details: this is just me yapping tbh

Word Count: 202

imagining bakugou simp over someone is actually so funny LMAOO i love this idea thank you for it your mind is so powerful. btw i'm doing this in a more head-canon style if that's okay! i honestly couldn't really think of a plot for this but i really liked the idea 😭 if u ever wanna keep talking about it tho you can definitely message me or send more stuff to my inbox!! i love talking so don't be shy

firstly i feel like when he first starts watching anime, he'd watch more action packed ones, but slowly got into romance after he found the anime you were in!!

i think if it was a romance anime that'd be really cute. though you wouldn't be the main character, but the main characters best friend or something so you don't have a love interest bc Bakugou would probably get jealous tee hee

also if he read fics about you, he'd def go for some classic fluff me thinks. or maybe like an enemies to lovers!! i think he'd like a little angst with it as well, bc he's an angsty boy

i think that he would read all about your character and rewatch clips of you on youtube, yk? idk thats what i do for characters i really like lolol.

he'd probably be really secretive about his crush on you and make sure to not let anyone know he watches y/n asmr videos 😩 omg and if your character has merch he'd def buy it, maybe even a figure or something too!

but ultimately he's just obsessed with you and thinks your gorgeous and you guys are in love in his head 😍

authors note

i'm so sorry this was so short 😞 i hope you still enjoyed it! thank you sm for your message :)

tags for bakugou fics: @doumadono @shonen-brainrot

[rayroseu]

💚Mallevan/Levanoa Headcanons (2/?)

PART 01 PART 02⬇️

you guys dont know how often i brainrot about these couple who never even talked in game yet KDJAKSK

Am glad to see that Levan's receiving the "Yuusona treatment" because of the various ways that twst artists draws him lolol

• • • Headcanon 2.

Malenoa is the strongest of the trio. Because she is a royalty, she is much more knowledgeable about magic— particularly if its related to dragons. Naturally, she became kind of like a magical tutor to both Levan and Lilia when they were children.

i really like the thought of eastern dragons in TWST🥰 its a nice foreshadow that Levan is a Long bcs thats Malleus' Halloween costume✨

(if its really like that,,,, im going to cry bcs that means Malleus dressed up like his papa who he never knew 💔😭)

(also I'm praying with all my heart he's not some plot twist jerk in game like King Stefan from Maleficent 1 😭)

I think dragons are rare on TWST not only because they're really particular on their mates but also because raising one is extremely high maintainance.

Its 1: life threatening to the caretaker, 2: needs constant attention and love, 3: once it grows up, you even need to withstand its tantrums and emotions (who are btw magically powered) 😭💥

That's why I think ??? there's limited knowledge about mediating their power (so they just get stuck in this cycle of being the strongest but that very strength can bring disaster bcs its uncontrollable)

Thus, I thought of Malenoa being Levan's friend who teaches him about controlling his draconic powers because Levan doesn't really want to accidentally harm others because of his uncontrollable strength--✨✨✨

I like to think its because of Levan's pacifist nature that Land of Briar chose to have war treatiest first instead of just crushing the Silver Owls through Malenoa's military strength. He's aware that killing off humans would just make them more hostile to faes in general, and I don't think both Malenoa and Levan wants Malleus to grow up in war once he hatches-

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Levan's fire is purple because I remember getting surprised when Overblot Malleus used that on his attack despite Land of Briar/Malenoa (?) being "mainly green colored" all this time...

So, I think that's one magic he got from his father??? because most of his features already derives from Malenoa (horns, tail, magic (i think his green fire is from Malenoa), straight hair, etc)

The purple fire might've originate from Malleus' mastery of void magic (I hc their dorm spells' element are their forte magic and Dorm Malleus is double void card) but we've never seen void magic used like a fire... its usually like an energy beam right? I think it was so exciting when he attacked like that💜👆‼️✨ (I literally squealed lol its so pretty?? but I know I'll die from that lol)

I love the thought that Lilia is the "mom friend"/"sensible friend" of this trio... 😂 because he says hes the one constantly working for these couple... mostly to deal with their antics lol

plus Lilia is literally the sole person working for Levan and Malenoa to meet together right now---

since Levan's missing and Malenoa can’t really leave the castle since she’s guarding unhatched Malleus--- and its just a bad move to send the best queen on the frontlines when they can just send Lilia yk 😆

i hope we get more dragon egg lore and also specifically egg malleus reveal🙌🙌 like how do THEY take care of a dragon egg anyway.... do they put it on cradles as well like human babies??? or their parents will hold them since they require vast amount of love-

i'd used to think malleus backstory would be his child self being lonely (which in the future might??? but for now?? his backstory is literally just him being an egg and all of us are crying over an egg JDHJWJD 😭😭😭

[pandoa]

smile with me!!

where they see you, who is never one to show much emotion, smile for the first time

~feat. cater diamond, azul ashengrotto, rook hunt, and lilia vanrouge~ twisted wonderland x gender neutral reader

~headcanons~

a lot of you guys chose this in the poll i posted earlier, so here it is~ i chose which characters to include btw- have fun lolol

cater diamond sees you smile for the first time when he is mindlessly taking candid photos of the both of you together. it happens when you're looking at the adorable plushies featured at a themed café that had just opened up within the isle of sages. cater had wanted to visit it "for the aesthetics" and decided to bring you along simply for the fun of it. although he would never expect the surprise he felt when he saw a bright smile form on your charming face as he spam-clicked the camera button on his phone, taking random candids of the two of you as your eyes seemed to light up at the small, little plushies that came hugging the straws of your drinks. at first, the young man couldn't believe his eyes; you weren't exactly the type to reveal much emotion, let alone actually smile. but as a light giggle escaped your mouth as you took your own pictures of the soft stuffed animals, cater had realized how lucky—and special—he was for you to be comfortable enough to show your real emotions around him.

"Prefect! Oh my Sevens!"

"Look at these tiny plushies that come with our drinks! They look so so. . . cute?"

"Hm? Oh, it's nothing. The pictures I just took of us came out adorably~"

"Of course I already took photos! You never know when one pic can be the photo that's Magicam-perfect. But don't worry; I won't be posting these on Magicam."

"Why? Because they're too special to showcase to the internet, silly~ Oh yeah! And (Y/n), before I forget—"

"You have a precious smile~"

azul ashengrotto sees you smile when you let out a dazed sigh of satisfaction while performing for an audience at mostro lounge. it was an odd time for you to smile, actually. given the debt you were in with his business, azul was sure you would be anything but happy at the damages your little cat familiar had caused—which was why you were there now, performing in front of an audience full of students to make up for the debt you and grim were inevitably in. although, since it was your final performance for the week, the man supposed a little relief on your part was granted. he just didn't think he'd finally see a wide grin from your usually blank face shine and fill the room as the lounge's spotlight continued to glimmer above you. crowds of applause played throughout the room, whistling of some audience members sang in admiration, and you bowed, satisfied with your final performance. azul had even caught the chatter of some students sitting near him gushing over your radiance on the lounge's makeshift stage. but he had to admit... he, too, felt something small tug within his heart the moment you displayed a smile that could catch the attention of anyone around you. it was strange, but he would consider himself lucky for getting the chance to see it that day.

"Well done today, (Y/n)! Here, have a sip of some water for your efforts—no charge included."

"Sales were especially successful tonight and I am proud to say that if you keep this up, you and Grim will be free of debt sooner than originally planned. I trust that you will keep up the good work."

"Tips left for you are in that jar on top of the counter, along with some comments and notes left by the audience."

"You did well, Prefect."

"Oh and, if you feel comfortable in doing so, please keep on doing what you did today whenever you perform here."

"That smile of yours is very charming, if you did not know."

rook hunt spots a smile slowly escaping the corners of your face as he gently applies a soft shade of lip tint to your lips that matches your complexion. you were on your usual visit to pomefiore—off to go see the eccentric huntsman in his dorm room—when the man had suggested that he give you a little makeover with the new products vil had given him earlier that day. the young hunter seemed quite excited about the whole ordeal, so how could you refuse? giddily sitting you down on a seat in front of his dorm's mirror, rook had begun to apply shades of makeup gradually, delicately holding your face close to his to get a more detailed view of the cosmetics painting your cheeks. the man was completely focused on the strokes of his brush until he caught sight of a small, but enchanting smile, gracing your typically neutral expression when he had been applying a layer of lip tint to your face. any expression—or lack thereof—of yours was already spellbinding to him, but this time it had been different. this time, rook could have sworn he felt all the troubles of the world dissipate into thin air as the room seemed just a bit more brighter with your smiles filling each corner of the hunter's heart, making him endlessly fawn and ramble over how angelic you had looked at that moment.

"Mon ange! My, how most dazzling you are today!"

"Your beauty is always a sight to behold, however, today you are gleaming so incandescently! I must be careful; I may go blind by your shinning glow."

"Surely you see it as well, mon trésor. The way your existence illuminates tenfold whenever you bless the world with your joy."

"Your smile is something I wish to never be taken away from you."

lilia vanrouge catches your smile as he sneaks up to you in surprise, melodic laughter coming from your form following right after. just as he had caught you off guard, he was surprised as well seeing as you had never reacted that expressively the other times he had magically sprung up in front of you, hair oddly hanging from his head and body upside down as lilia's figure floated above you. perhaps it was the adorable way his cheeks had seemed to squish together as it gravitated down to the ground that had caused you to laugh so happily. or perhaps it was the cute, little "boo!" that came out of his lips that made you jump up, pleasantly astounded. either way, whatever reason you had that caused you to be so amused had lilia grinning as well in satisfaction. your rare smile had simply looked so endearing; it was like an unknown force was pushing against the third year—calling him to treasure and protect this emotion of yours at all costs. the specialness of your joy made the heart of this old fae flutter at the loveliness you had shown only to him that day.

"Boo!!"

"Ah, my apologies, Prefect, I did not mean to startle you too mu—"

"Hm? Oh? It's alright? My, that was unexpected, if I may be completely honest."

"Nothing to worry about, dearest (Y/n)~ I just want to engrave this moment into my mind for eternity, hehe."

"Why? To remember the sights of the first smile you had given me, of course~"

"That right there is something quite special to treasure in itself, wouldn't you say so, dear?"

a/n: believe it or not, my motivation for writing this came from people seeing my face for the first time after wearing a mask ever since 2020 (but extremely romanticized ofc lolol)

[sushisocks]

DO U HAVE ANY ANGSTY SEAN HEADCANONS??? OR ANY AT ALL??

DO I HAVE ANGSTY SEAN HEADCANONS???!? Is my tumblr url sushisocks??? I'm including just a couple non-angsty ones that are v important to me bcz we're here to have fun, after all lolol

Lets start out with a light one; Sean absolutely has ADHD and dyslexia. Everybody knows Sean can't read, but nobody asks WHY Sean can't read despite frequent opportunities to learn. Based on the camp interactions with Lenny, we know he has been willing to attempt to learn, but has given up. This reads a lot more like learning disability to me, than it does laziness!!

In a similar vein; Sean taking frequent naps/falling asleep a lot is because he's a light sleeper - he has had a hard time falling asleep and staying that way ever since his father got murdered in his bed by the law. Left an impression Sean can't really shake even when surrounded by friends and allies - it's easier to nap when it's light out and people are awake in the area. Combine that with the ADHD and suddenly he's sleeping when he's not supposed to - like on guard duty.

Btw Sean has REAL BAD nightmares so that doesn't help at ALL either

Sean's mom probably passed when he was very young - he doesn't have any tangible memories of her in the same way he does his dad. Telling stories about him is how Sean keeps the only real family he had alive.

SIMILARLY I imagine it was just the two of them fleeing to America together; Sean was right there when Darragh got killed in his sleep - I imagine him waking up to a gunshot tbh.

In previous posts I've talked some about Sean's parallels and similarities to Arthur. Consider; Sean having similar self-esteem issues as Arthur, but instead of being quiet and disparaging about it, Sean covers it up by boasting and talking a big game. Nobody tries to talk Sean up because they all think he has a big ego, and it sort of just feeds into the insecurities Sean already has & is trying to avoid thinking about.

Also; Sean is generally an open book about his feelings, but he struggles a LOT with being truly vulnerable or getting at the deeper stuff. He'll also always downplay and make a joke out of truly traumatic and desperate situations he's been in. Though he DOES tell you what happened, he's chuckling and acting like it's nothing. (This isn't even a headcanon, he actually does this very consistently. It's why Karen is so mad at him in that one camp interaction after the party lol)

The only times Sean feels comfortable not being The Camp Clown is when Dutch isn't around, with a limited amount of people to witness. He still feels weird about the fact that he did actually try to kill him, when they first met, like he actually pulled the trigger (I feel like people are prone to forget this abt him), and he's never sure if Dutch might resent or distrust him a little for it. Same goes for Hosea.

A MacSummers one I came up w on discord literally yesterday; Sean has a Claddagh ring heirloom he got from his late mother through his late father. He gifts it to Lenny at some point, who doesn't realize the symbolism, just the sentimental value. Lenny wears it on a chain around his neck.

The previous one could work for MacJones too but tbh I think it hits harder for MacSummers lol (im biased)

Sean blocked out a lot of what he experienced while holed up at Ike Skelding's; the teethpulling and the burned feet were probably some of the lighter things he had to endure.

Sidenote the fact that his feet were fucking burned being as brushed off as it is makes me fucking insane. How bad were they burned Sean? Are you in pain atm? Should you be walking?

[kiwiiiloidstuffs]

Persephone and Minthe! I accidentally posted one of the minthe designs on my alt account lolol

I was a HUGE fan of LO a while back, but as I get older I see more and more problems with it, but it still holds a special place in my heart 💔 btw these are only small redesigns and not me “fixing” these characters, I’m just adding my own headcanons to em!

[average-hyperfixator]

Idk why but I like to think that Gary, while being a “normal human being” has a combination of things about him that are both very unsettling, and just mildly unsettling, and the more of them you notice the more inhuman he seems

Staring off strong in the very unsettling category, his eyes have black screlas with white irises (he covers them with shades most of the time) buuut he also has three eyes- you probably didn’t notice the third because he’s able to make it look like a tattoo, but if you’re observant you can see it blink on occasion

Sure he has super sharp teeth but upon closer inspection he also has just- too many. Like. No one should have that many teeth. And when he smiles his skin stretches juuussst a little too much and once you see it you can’t unsee it

His facial hair is actually probably the most normal thing about him, but, there’s like, no undertone to the pigmentation of it. Like, there’s supposed to be an undertone but there isn’t one (since we don’t really know his actual hair color I’m kinda leaving this up to peoples interpretation but in my head his hair is just- pitch black. Which like isn’t humanly possible)

His nails are long and sharp but his hands are also just.. off. Sure he’s in his fifties, but even at that age they seem too boney. His fingers are also just- longer?? Than normal??

He’s really tall. Like obviously tall people aren’t that odd but I mean he’s REALLY tall. Like why are you that large good sir. (I can’t decide so let’s say his height is within the range of 6’8” to 7’0”)

Despite all this he’s also really damn strong and it always throws people off because hey, why is the tall lanky boney fifty year old that strong that’s not how this is supposed to work (I imagine this was John’s thought process as he watched Gary literally HURL his trident, which is taller than him by several inches, across an entire ROOM)

He’s almost entirely covered in robes (or head to toe business attire when he needs to go out) so these are basically all the things your average every day business associate, acolyte or terrified preist will notice, but I mean there’s more things about him that are off- that is a post for another time

These are all headcanons btw lolol I just love this stupid fucking cult leader

I’m accompanying all this with a very low effort doodle of Gary

[i-starcreamed]

OMG OMG HEADCANONS ON SG! SWERVE WITH A SG!CON! S/O PLSSSS

this seems like such a cool prompt but I had nO IDEA how to write this apologies if it sucks

also had no idea how to title this does it look like nonsense or does it make sense

For those that don't know, SG stands for shattered glass btw :)

MTMTE SG!Swerve with a SG!Con!S/O

First of all the concept of SG! Swerve is so interesting to me,,, in contrast to his usual self he's a less sociable, bitter, and far more aggressive bot. I think in this AU he struggles to talk, like literally doesn't know how. Also one of the best sharpshooters lolol

and con!s/o...opposites attract sometimes

It's a surprise you somehow got him to talk to you in the first place, he doesn't even talk to the autobots man. You had the patience to talk and talk while being aware he was listening, despite his lack of input or dialogue

that's kinda how your relationship is, really. He's more of a listener. Although, as your relationship progresses he does begin to talk more....only to you tbh

You stop him from being so impulsive, and he protects you with his life. In this AU he may not be the most affectionate or verbal, but love language is probably acts of service? If he knows someone dangerous may spot you two, he always goes out first, blaster in servo and ready to shoot

you've got quite the dangerous conjunx though, with his sharpshooting skills and dedication to you, he'll take down anyone. Other Cons that find out do not approve whatsoever but are too scared to take action :/ same thing with bots of his faction

More about his love language...he tries to help you if you get injured, always stands up for you at all costs, if you mention you don't like someone he WILL pull out his blaster too. Hearing his voice is something kinda special, ask him to just talk and he will. He'll start telling you one of his many stories (which you're probably the first one to hear them) as he caresses your servos. His voice gets especially hushed and soft in these moments

[jeannineee]

Have you considered writing a Feyre NSFW alphabet?

Can't wait for what you have in store for kinktober, btw !

NSFW Alphabet: Feyre Archeron

a/n: requests are open :)

nsfw under the cut (18+ please)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Very sweet and loving. Tons of kisses, massages, etc.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

For her, probably her breasts. They’re very sensitive, and she loves feeling your lips attached to her nipples.

For you, probably your thighs. She’ll mark them when she goes down on you—loves feeling them wrapped around her head.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Loves the taste of your arousal, and also likes seeing your body slick with hers. It activates something primal within her.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Wouldn’t mind sharing you, with a male or female. Your pleasure is her priority, so having someone else—or multiple people—worshiping you is something she definitely wants to try.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Experienced enough to know what she’s doing, and it doesn’t take long for her to learn your likes/dislikes.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Prefers being on top. Any position that gives her control over you, and gives her the most access to your body.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Not particularly goofy, unless you’re both drunk, or it’s early in the morning.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

She keeps it well-trimmed; just a preference.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

She’s generally very intimate. Will absolutely set the mood. Candles, massages, wine, etc.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

She never really had time nor the desire to do it before you. Now that you’re together, she never does it unless she’s away from you for an extended period of time.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

I feel like she’d have a slight mommy kink. Maybe that’s just me lolol. Also enjoys being dominant.

Loves to overstimulate you and praise you.

Likes using toys.

Sensory deprivation, bondage, maybe light impact play.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Prefers the comfort of your bedroom, but if you’re needy enough, she’ll drag you into an empty office or hallway.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Dirty talk.

Tell her how badly you need her, and she’s ready to go. It doesn’t take much for her.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Wouldn’t want to cause you any pain. Wouldn’t humiliate or degrade you either.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Prefers giving. She’d spend hours between your legs, learning what makes you tick.

But, she loves having your tongue between her legs too. She’ll tell you how good your doing, whilst tugging at your hair to guide you.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Usually slower, unless you’re in a hurry. The only time she’s rough is when she’s jealous or stressed.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Doesn’t prefer them, unless you’re both short for time.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

She’ll try anything at least once, as long as it wouldn’t cause either of you any pain.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

She can go all night, easily.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Assuming Prythian has toys—I’m sure the dawn court came up w/ something lmao.

Strap-ons, vibrators, etc. Generally, she’s the one using them on you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

She can definitely be quite the tease. Trailing her hand up your thigh at a meeting or at lunch with friends. Using her daemati abilities to tell you what she wants to do to you, playing oblivious when you glare at her.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Very vocal. Lots of moaning and praise. Whimpers when you go down on her.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Now call me insane but would it be possible for her shapeshifting abilities to let her grow a dick?

LMFAOO if so she’d probably try it with you just to see what it feels like.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Toned thighs, subtle curves. Her breasts are perky; just above average size.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Moderate, but she’s always ready to go when you are.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Depends on the day. Sometimes, she’ll talk to you for hours, other times, she’s asleep quicker than you are.

[tonberry-yoda]

*slides in and gives you the biggest smooch on your forehead* hi miss Berry-boo, I love you <3 ahem! Gojo going to the beach headcanons? The last month of summer is here and I LOVE those silly beach episodes some animes have so why not huh? (I would bury the babygirl in the sand btw) mwah i wuv u <3

Gojo at the Beach

notes - BABE HI <3333 I love this literally so so much! I know that he does go to the beach in season 2, but I haven't seen it yet, so I'm making this up lolol but no i love this idea so much and I love YOU so much! Now let's bury bbygurl in sand <3

I made the goofiest ass graphic and im not even mad because it's THAT stupid

bro sunburns so easily

^ LOOK HOW PALE HE IS

^ please pack sunscreen for him because we all know he won't

maybe he's good at swimming, maybe he's not, but it doesn't matter because i know that he's the dude who plays dead to see if you'll notice

^ ignore him, it's funny. like just sit with your sunglasses and watch him float face down

all these girls oggle over his body, which rightfully upsets you, especially when he plays into it

^ you have permission to actually drown him :)

he is too good at volleyball, and too strong (almost knocked out a child)

he will draw wieners in the sand

^ please stop him from doing that

always loses a flip flop whenever y'all go

wears dad Hawaiian shirts when he knows he's getting too burnt on his body

and flamingo sunglasses

don't let him BBQ please thank you

he will fall asleep and burn if you're not careful

^ with food in his mouth too dfksljjkdfkjfd

when you bury him in the sand though, he loves it and really makes a deal with you to see if you can dig a hold deep enough to completely bury him

^ you want that twenty bucks so bad that you end up winning by a lot

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[blkkizzat]

Okay would I be wrong to say that-

First of all, gojo would be an EXTREME Drake/Nicki (Meg too) fan?? Choso definitely blasts Rod Wave and XXXTentacion in the car, at home, and sometimes with his brothers. Toji is giving BIG DaBaby and Kevin Gates energy (Choso freaky ass listens to Kev too it’s just always in private😂😂) Geto is like a mix of Khalid, Tory Lanez, 6LACK, Giveon, and a lil J. Cole sprinkled in dere🤏🏽. Sukunas def giving Desiigner, King Von, Nardo Wick and mayyyybe Travis Scott…? Anything aggressive. (I would say Baby Kia but that’s the easy way out and we die like men😤) And Nanami fs listens to Miguel religiously, even before he meets usss. Also Fetty wap, T-pain, OutKast, and Akon after he meets us.

Anywayyyyy… just a thought😏 I’m dying for your opinion on thisss😫

omg yasss! you get it!!! do we share a brain cause YESSS to ALL of this!!! waiit i love u sm for this cause i have many thots when it comes to music and jjk...

I'm convinced Gojo and Drake the same people in different timelines dkhskdjahsdkjads Drake literally calls himself the 6 god.

AND THIS WAS ONE OF HIS LOGOS!!

Gojo reppin young money til the wheels fall off (and they wont cause he rich! hfjchsdkjhsk) he love him some nicki and wayne too!

This was one of the first headers I made for my blog

sidenote: Dogtooth by Tyler the creator is one of my fav gojo coded songs.

LMFAO Choso DEFINITELY bumping xxxtenacion and rod wave. Although I do think Tory's Alone at Prom album (a MASTERPIECE BTW) is super Choso coded. WAIT u got me HOWWWWLING though cause I'm picturing Choso door locked, under covers headphones on listening to Kevin Gates with a college ruled notepad taking fucking notes like "okay...feet facing the ceiling, then i put my tongue in her ass and kiss on her kitty..." (supergeneral freestyle)

Toji definitely got black air force energy so Da Baby and Kevin ALL DAYYYY. Rockstar by Da Baby reminds me of Toji so much. Workout by J. Cole and Mask off by Future. FUTURE IN GENERAL LMFAO. Fitting that Gojo is Drake and Future is Toji and they have beef now lmfaoooo. Cause I def see Toji being tight Gojo stole his bitch jfdhsdkjhaks. He also listens to Migos and 21 savage.

OTW by Khalid is like my FAV Geto coded song, you on the MONEY with that. I also think he is hella Travis Scott coded imo. Also Geto smoother than a motherfucker so yass to Giveon and also Chris Brown (like Under the Influence??? omg). I also think Geto is very The Weeknd/Abel coded cause of the self destructive/dark themes of some of his songs... like "Blinding Lights" and "Faith". OMFG so guilty pleasure headcanon is Geto is into the reggae scene in Japan (which is actually pretty big) and he loves dance hall music so he be bumpin Daddy Yankee and Sean Paul LOLOL. But then also Afrobeats in general cause he would blow your BACK OUT slow and sensual to love nawantiti by ckay fhjkadshsdk.

I can def see Sukuna bumping Desiigner and King Von! My fav Sukuna songs are "No Church in the wild" by JayZ and Kanye. Also Power by Kanye. Also I think Sukuna would bump Kendrick when he on mad time lmfaooo. Notorious Thugs by Biggie and Bone thugs is SO Sukuna. So is steady mobbin by young money tbh. "try me and ill have yo people reading eulogies" (gojo tease lmfaooo). Lmao infact wait Sukuna is Wayne and Toji is Gucci Mane on that song dhkadkahsdk.

Nanami is the one who is the hardest for me to make a playlist too but i like your ideas, I can totally see outkast being his vibe and I never thought of that before OMFG. I also think we could really influences his choices too. Idk if you like Glass Animals but Gooey gives me Nanami. So does French Montana and Swae lee "Unforgettable". Here is a screenshot of my Nanami playlist its all over the place LOL

what do you think???

[otomiyaa]

God, have you watched Lost?!?! I don't know why i was so happy, but Lost is the best thing I've watched lately that gave me pleasure and I seriously don't have anyone around me to talk to about Lost because no one has watched Lost, it really must be popular again🥹😻

TOTALLY

omfg omfg omfg I think this is the first time I see someone else in the tk community talk about it!! That show has a special place in my heart, it's quite a ride but I rewatched it a few times.

The character dynamics are so great, I love the depths to their personalities, not to mention the soundtrack T-T. Now that we're talking about it anyway I'll just drop a few lil headcanons from the vault:

Charlie entering the scene = major LEE in the house, I just think he'd be super ticklish and funny about it, like the kind to start giggling and running whenever someone shoots him a glance

Sawyer observing tickle chaoses and giving people a fitting tickle nickname, from Squeaky Toy to Giggle-Master, TickleTopia and Miss Tickles.

Jack being the super sweet doctor when one of his patients shows a ticklish reaction but unable to help himself and he starts laughing along. He really doesn't do it on purpose tho... He's also too ticklish for his own good btw, bye.

Jin being super awkward and only learning about tickling from the time he spends with others on the island. He tries with Sun later, but kinda fails. Also him learning the english word lolol.

Desmond = the most hysterical and crazy LER haha he's so silly about it. Has been locked away too long so openly admits he needs a tickle fight or two to stay sane.

.......I'll stop here 😭❤️

[yo-aroleplayfinder]

Hiiiiiiiiiiii aaaaaaaalllll 🚬🧽

I’m an 18+ gender apathetic non binary (and very much questioning) peep and I’m looking for something a little unusual today and I say that cuz I typically don’t even ask for such filthy and smutty RP’s lol

But I think I need some human interaction, so here I goooooo…! Yaaaaaaay…!(?)

I’m looking for a DMC/Devil May Cry RP (it can even be the Reboot)

Partner needs to be 18+💜

I want all sorts of kinks and headcanons and dynamics that we can discuss

Partner does not need to be long term💜

I’m looking for MxF or FxF OCxCC (but not double ups atm very sorry</3)

Partners responses doesn’t need to be long, but I do expect something that I can reply to, so book format, decent grammar, and at least 3-5+ lines (also, I mirror my partner’s writing, so if you want something longer, I can certainly reply with long responses as well)

Characters I’m looking for: Dante, Vergil, Nero, Kyrie, Nico, Lady, Trish (and for the Reboot: Just Dante, and pretty much no one else lol)

Message bluish924_05 if interested! My OC is in a Google doc form btw lolol

YO YO YO CONTACT ANON ON DISCORD!!!!!!!

[aclosetfan]

Heyyyyy, how are you doing? I hope you are doing well and life gets better and better with each day for you. just saw your post with your H/Cs about the girls. I was wondering if you have some of the boys too?? Maybe something you haven't mentioned before, and/or would be unexpected to some fans.

Btw, you are probably my favourite writer in the fandom. I usually don't re-read fics but Until Do Us Apart has my heart, ksjdhhdgghj. You can't imagine how much I cried when I first read it 😭 When I find it, I will definitely read it again (when I have free time).

Bro ngl, forgot i wrote that (AGAIN), re-read it, and after i got past all the typos i missed and fell into the story, i was like WHAT!? I couldn't have written that! Like who?? Me?? That was too sad. too heartbreaking. I hate it. I want five more stories just like it. thnxs!!

here's the link so everyone can be sad too :) just ignore all the fucking typos

lmao anywayyy! Three h/cs for our fave boys. I've forgotten what i have and have not mentioned, so if these are just repeats, sorry in advance. Like with the girls, my headcanons don't vary often! Once I've characterized them, they're pretty much characterized lolol

Brick:

On paper, he's not a good leader. He's condescending, bossy, lazy, and the biggest asshole, but where Blossom needs a plan for everything, Brick is quick on his feet and doesn't mind Boomer and Butch straying from the plan. He doesn't direct every action, and because he's better at taking shit in stride, his brothers are also better at acting independently. By contrast, Bubbles and Buttercup are well-trained and don't act until directed, which drives Brick up a wall. He's definitely an "I told you what needs to be done, so figure it out already" macro-manager.

Boy band/girly pop junkie, but he'll go to the grave before anyone finds out, except everyone knows. He's bad at hiding it. He claims all the k-pop shirts he owns were bought as a joke, but his spotify is linked to Butch and Boomer's, and they know how big of a swiftie he is. (or like in-universe equivalent lol)

He's depression barbie all the way, which isn't a new h/c I just want to reiterate that mentally he's not doing well and is a gremlin about it. His brothers routinely remind him that he does, in fact, have to drink water.

Butch:

If not for him, his brothers would have killed each other by now. He's not any more responsible than the other two, but he is a grounding figure. He has, overall, earth-sign-middle-sibling energy. He's the one who remembers to take out the trash, not because he wants to take out the trash, but because the trash just needs to be taken out, and he's standing there anyway. This headcanon is actually hard for me to convey with words. Basically, he's the one keeping the trio together. Good second-in-command guy.

Sure, Brick broods and Boomer whines, but Butch is the brother staying up at night yearning for something a little bit more than the life they've got. I think he'd be the brother most easily persuaded to "go good," not Boomer like I've seen. He likes his reputation as the big tough monster of the trio, but a small part of him knows it's all just a front and that he'd like to be respected as a person. With that in mind, it's easy to see how he could be angry angry angry. He's stuck, he wants more, he's doing what he's made to do, he loves his brothers, he wants to leave them, he feels directionless, lost - - - might as well workout to distract himself, maybe start a fight.

planes, trains, and automobiles bbbyyyyyyyyy. Autism be damned, my boy can work an engine (both real and of the model variety)

Boomer:

i feel like i've already said everything I've got on this kid haha, but I don't think I've mentioned that, like Bubbles, he's good with small creatures, but where she focuses on the cute ones, he's obsessed with rabid raccoons and fucked up looking opossums. He has an opossum hidden in his bedroom named Trashcan. Also very interested in Bugs(tm).

Went through an "emo" phase, except he was a total poser about it, which caused considerable tension between him and Brick (goth boy extraordinaire), and wore bad eyeliner. Then, immediately after, went through a surfer boy phase, then a cowboy phase, and then a, well . . . basically, Boomer's always trying to find himself because he doesn't think Himself is good enough (he hasn't had his Kenough moment yet), and is desperately seeking other peoples approval.

Boomer may not know who he is quite yet, but to his brothers, he is crinkly-eyed smiles, breezy laughs, warm hugs, and cold hands with an innate ability to make them feel like they're people worth loving. He may not like it, but he's the baby brother through and through.

[just-antithings]

I always find it super funny sad whenever people feel the need to scramble for ways to prove that they don't ship anything problematic in fandom/analysis posts that otherwise have absolutely nothing to do w shipping. I see this a lot with tons of other fandoms (ex: look at these SIBLINGS :), x character is such a good PARENT, wow look at these VERY GOOD FRIENDS who DO NOT KISS or EXPLORE EACHOTHER'S BODIES), but most recently I saw a post about sonic where they made a major point to refer to tails as "sonic's little brother, Tails" or something??? Why couldn't you just refer to him as Tails? Like, everyone reading it would obvi know who tails is???? Why suddenly bring up a familial association when they didn't make a point to do that with any of the other characters?

It felt so jarring bc, if I recall correctly (this was a few weeks ago. Idek if anyone knows what I'm talking about. Bear w me lolol) the post was about how ridiculous the sonic universe is or something. Nothing about it said anything about op's pairing preferences/headcanons concerning the characters' relationships and I wouldn't have assumed anything until they inadvertently brought it up. Now *I'M* thinking about their shipping preferences. Why did you need to make a point that you don't see two characters as anything but family??? lmao Like. It's okay, bud. Nobody's gonna accuse you of shipping sontails just because you mentioned them in the same paragraph. Who hurt you???

I don't even like sonic all that much btw haha. I just thought the language was weird/unnecessary and it's something I've noticed a lot in recent years. This was just the most recent example I could recall.

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