#this is jokes........ unless ?
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it is legit bizarre to me how hard video game creators and film directors and showrunners try to pretend that fat people don't exist. can you think of the last time you saw a fat person in a lead role? god forbid a fat woman? i can walk down the street or go into a shop or restaurant and see fat people everywhere but then i switch on the tv and suddenly it's like a glimpse into an alternate universe where no one has a bmi over 24. insidious and weird
#i don't wanna sound dramatic but it's just so crazy that it's like this and nobody even talks about it#tbh disability is like this too - you don't see fat people and you don't see disabled people unless it's a joke or a plot point#'we don't want to glamourise obesity' it's not 'glamourising' anything. it's showing the world as it is.#sure you can create a world devoid of all the people you don't find aesthetically pleasing but at least acknowledge that you're doing that#fatphobia#weight talk cw#ableism#be shh now#containment breach
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petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)
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HE’S A GREAT WHAT—?
#but how does he know…unless!!#canon poolverine? yeah#i don’t take these types of jokes lightly mr huge. hence it can’t be a joke! IT MUSNT#hugh jackman#deadpool and wolverine#ryan reynolds#Deadpool 3#logan howlett#logan x wade#Wade Wilson#Deadpool#Wolverine#deadpool x wolverine
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masturbating’s not enough i need someone to come make me squirt
#this is just a joke#unless#cnc k!nk#cnc free use#squ!rt#br33d1ng#breeding k1nk#bd/sm kink#bd/sm brat#princess treatment
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Showing off the babies
(I watched Ultraman Rising! It was good!)
Bonus:
From this
#godzilla#ultraman#godzilla x kong: the new empire#ultraman rising#godzilla minus one#netflix#kenji sato#emi ultraman#kong#suko#the bebes!#now my collection is complete#Finally#I have them all#the dads/big bro collection#also I watched Ultraman Rising#it was better than I expected!#loved the family bond and the story#Emi is a baby#she's a good baby#now what if I put her with Minus One....#hhhhhmmmmm#haha joking!#....#unless?#do not repost#my art
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Sorry i woke up and chose to be a simp
#welcome home#welcome home arg#welcome home wally#wally darling#wished he'd make me his darling--HA H A H ABKJBSJVJAVVEJBKAS#/joke jok i kid#i mean unless...#a h a--*gets shot*#ok but fr id sell my soul to this man if he asked#digital art#my art#eeart
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Ehehe I can’t wait to see her lose her shit 🤩✨
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Wade doesn't realize how very, very, VERY task oriented Miguel is (and absolutely not jealous about Logan's claws size) ;P
#logan howlett#wade wilson#miguel o'hara#wolverine#deadpool#spiderman 2099#deadpool and wolverine#spiderverse#poolverang#poolverine#deadfang#pumpkin#pumpkins#jack o lantern#halloween#pumpkin carving#dumbass dick jokes#in my comics?#it's more likely than you think ;P#unless you want to make this sad again#then please accept headcanon that he's learned the pumpkin carving pro skills for Gabriela#because why would he do anything pointless and artisty otherwise#growing up in capitalistic dystopia hellscape and all (at least in comics#the movie nueva york actually looked much nicer? very syd mead inspired and I love it)
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Hey! What do you think of the Cal Kestis being Obitine's secret lovechild AU? I would never want it to be canon, but it is fun to think about. I can just imagine Bo-Katan visiting Cal and just being like...
Bo-Katan: Are you Cal Kestis?
Cal: Yes...?
Bo-Katan: Well it turns out you are the secret heir to the throne of Mandalore...
*cue Din trying to shove the darksaber into Cal's hands*
counterpoint, just hear me out for a second
#(i am joking... unless... 😳)#quinlan vos#obi wan kenobi#cal kestis#quinobi#obiquin#star wars#my doods
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Mwah
Something something every universe
#the name of this drawing in procreate was Going Down… On You Loll#I’m an insane person I’m tearing at the walls making ape noises#those guys were going CRAZY in that elevator like they went in with the open mouth sheeeeesh wait till you get in the car at least#joke joke joke#unless#adventure time#adventure time fanart#fionna and cake#gumlee#gary prince#prince gumball#Marshall lee#bubbline#artists on tumblr#my art
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The Lilia situation at the end of Book 7 is an interesting dilemma. I don’t think the game is going to just kill off Lilia, and the time frame for his death seems undefined (he says he’s leaving now, but we have no idea how long he has left after that- it could be weeks to months to years). I also don’t think Lilia should leave NRC at the end of Book 7, because I think it would be a poor conclusion to his arc. If his arc concludes, as it seems to be leading to, with his realization that he cares about his boys and they care about him and they should stay together, then he shouldn’t leave.
However, I also don’t think thing should be just resolved by Lilia getting his magic back or with his life getting extended, since I think that would undermine Malleus’ arc of needing to learn to accept painful losses. Lilia could stay in Diasomnia as a non-student, but he might need to leave the vice housewarden position, and the realization that he’s another student’s dad might be weird for everyone. So, if Lilia needs to stay nearby but maybe can’t attend school as usual, what should he do?
I think Lilia should join Ramshackle.
#I had specific reasons but I think the post is funnier if I leave it there#this is more of a joke than an actual theory#unless…?#twst book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland#lilia vanrouge
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rendog please change this outfit i love the idea so so so very much and you're a lovely guy and i think you're fantastic take it off. please take it off
#i'm joking unless of course i'm not#trafficblr#traffic series#life series#wild life smp#traffic smp#wild life spoilers#life series spoilers#wild life#wlsmp spoilers#grian#rendog#renthedog#rentheking#renchanting#renwood#renchanting duo#inthelittlewood#come get your man#traffic life#martyn inthelittlewood
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CROWLEY SSR THOUGHTS
there is zero basis for this, but I can't get this thought of my head
I don't know why I decided to draw it this way
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#(these will be relevant in a moment)#this isn't going to happen. but WHAT IF.#anyway i didn't get him (damnit birdman come home) so i had to look up his story#and let me tell you friends my findings were SHOCKING#crowley canonically likes vegetables which means that the crowley is revaan theory = BUSTED#crowley is sailor venus = CONFIRMED#(i know 'whip of love' is a saying but that's where my mind always goes)#DISCLAIMER: this is (mostly) a joke please continue to hold whatever theories and headcanons you want#but look. c'mon. look over here at this whiteboard i've covered in red yarn.#revaan being a picky eater has come up multiple times and there is an entire whole bit about how much he hated jerky and refused to eat it#and now they've made a point of talking about how crowley will eat almost anything and loOoOoves wild game meat especially#it's SO stupid but i can't help but read way too much into it#(this is tumblr if you don't want to see incredibly stupid overanalysis of anime guys then why are you HERE)#and i gotta hold on to something because otherwise whenever malleus and crowley are onscreen together i just keep going 'same hair color...#unless this is like. some kind of deep cover thing.#lilia doesn't recognize him because he saw him eat a green bean once and revaan would NEVER#crowley's secret is safe for another day#(serious hat on: i do think they're probably connected in some way)#(but there's something deeper going on that we're just not clued into yet that will hopefully explain things)#man forget revaan what if crowley whips off his mask and it turns out he was meleanor this whole time#wait hold on meleanor loves jerky. IT ALL FITS...
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If you aren't writing your Will Solace so anxious he could keel over at any minute out of stress, what are you even doing?
#lighthearted#this is a joke i swear#unless...#will solace#pjo#percy jackson#hoo#cabin seven#solangelo#hmlaros#sunbaby series#author meta
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If there’s a pootis and a blootis
Does that mean that somewhere out there, there exists a
A redimedes
#digital art#art#tf2#lil pootis#medimedes#tf2 lil pootis#tf2 medimedes#I don’t know if this counts as a pootis oc so I’m not gonna claim it is one#unless quazies is alright with it 🤷#yes I did draw this just to make the joke
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Lmao instead of Sam being the new plant queen from undergrowth its Danyal in Things In Threes (og Danyal au with the face scar)
“Oh an Al Ghul! I do so love your family. Such friends of nature you all are.”
Consequently this is how Sam and Tucker find out Danny’s original last name /j
#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#danyal al ghul au#joke post#…unless#things in threes#things in threes au#im at work and had this thought and thought it’d be funny to share#this idea is brought to you by MLP’s ‘We Will Stand For Everfree’ song
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