#this is how i envision ur hogwarts personality

[aliciavspinnet]

okay so first of all 💫, secondly my fav blog? oh dear darling kate my sweet delicious apple... you asked for it... you know you did... OH HOW I ADORE YOU KATE your blog is just my safe home and i come here and settle down and snuggle in occasionally. your blog gives me the same satisfaction & happiness of crawling into a warm bed on a cold night and pulling up the cover high and sinking your head into the pillow and just feeling safe and comfy and fluffy. and you... just warm my heart all (1/2)

...time. you make me happy when the skies are grey because you are my girl (but honestly i stg i mean it) (you are like a sparkly gif that you can’t look away from and you know that whoever made it is talented because it’s beauty and it’s grace) (but it’s not miss united states) (i’m sorry i couldn’t HELP myself) (notice how i don’t have tags but i’m acting like i do) (and rambling non stop) (okay the second ask is running out so imma stop now) xD (2/2)

*kate is killed in an explosion of overwhelming love both in terms of the love she receives from natalie and the love she has for natalie* (okay enough of me in the third person) NATALIE, MY DARLING, HOW YOU DO MAKE MY HEART SQUEAL i have honestly the biggest friend crush on u and i want to write poetry about u, and i want to live in a pixie hollow with u, and i want to pull all nighters with u, and get tipsy on champagne with u, and dance around the house with u, and talk about the universe with u while our feet dangle in a pool, and ponder both the injustices and beauties in the world whilst walking along the beach on a cloudy day, and have baking days, and movie marathons, and go on spontaneous adventures, and road trips, and visit quirky second-hand markets, and ahhhh ur the kinda person who i could have phone conversations with (even tho i hate talking on the phone) and the kind of person who i would let see me without makeup when i am feeling sorta crap about myself – anyway u wanted an hp aesthetic… 

okay it’s under the cut cause i thought this should be shortened for everyone else somewhere

hogwarts house: ravenclaw / hufflepuff / slytherin / gryffindor / (i know ur also a hufflepuff but i am stealing u for my house)ilvermorny house: wampus / thunderbird / pukwudgie / horned serpent / title: quidditch captain / top of the class / troublemaker / prefect / none(other): ur like a cozy dreamer with doodles all over her notes and a stash of sweet treats and a nack for charms (i shall get there soon) and u have cute smiles and cheeky giggles and also when it’s cold u wear an out of uniform oversized comfy knitted jumper (no cares given for the rules) and the rest of ur uniform is like really cute-untidy yah know? like not untidy more like adorably windblown or as if everything has been chucked on cause u slept in a lil late subject: herbology / transfiguration / defense against the dark arts / care of magical creatures/ potions / charms / ancient runes / divination / okay u rock @ them charms (which r really useful for just life and also if people r being mean u can do a nice rly inconveniencing cheeky sorta charm) but just ur the kinda person who has cute lil paper bird friends (not as vicious as hermione’s were) and always makes things fly and just does really awesome adorable harmless things with flicks of ur wand (cause u have mastered the silent spells for a lot of ur charms)(it’s just the subject u click with)  location: astronomy tower / forbidden forest / the burrow / hagrid’s hut / diagon ally / the room of requirement / hogsmede / (cause star gazing but also the room of requirement is also just perf for a reading hideout or i just imagine it’d be sick for us to drink champagne in)(i always say i wanna get tipsy with u i must sound like an alcoholic)(i’m not guys i promise) pet: pygmy puff / owl / cat / toad / other (hagrid/newt in training) / quidditch position: chaser / keeper / seeker / beater / spectator / career: wandmaker / cursebreaker / auror / diagon alley shop owner / magizoologist / gringotts worker / healer / herbologist / unspeakable / hogwarts teacher / idk as much but i reckon u have a shop with cute indie charmed items, but it’s more of a market and so u travel around 

[harrysweasleys]

Omg yesss congrats on 1k! I would like to request a 💛 pls!! Can you do something about Fred meeting you or seeing you on the first time on the hogwarts express and he helps you with ur luggage or something ?? Idk anything fluffy would be great!!!!! Thank you.

thank you so much darling!!! 💕 this is such a cute request bc let’s be real, i’ve envisioned this before.

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you were so glad it was september first, meaning that you’d get to hop aboard the gorgeous scarlet steam engine and have dinner in the lively great hall

however, due to the fact that the weather forecast was predicting a long, brutal winter, you had packed a lot of heavy duty sweaters

and your trunk was impossibly heavy

you had help bringing it to platform 9 3/4, but as soon as you stepped onto the train, you were by yourself

you lugged it on and began dragging the damn thing down the narrow hallway, trying your best to avoid crashing into a student

finally, you spotted an empty compartment and popped in, staring down at your trunk and wondering how you were going to get it over your head and onto the luggage rack

“you seem rather befuddled.”

you turned to face the smirking redhead in the doorway, his arms crossed as he leaned against the compartment entrance

you knew who he was, you had seen him around and heard countless stories about him

but you had never met him in person

“i can’t lift my trunk.”

he lifted his chin and held his head high, “well, lucky i’ve arrived, then. i can be at your service.”

he gave you a charming smile that brought a blush to your cheeks as he strutted over and lifted your trunk effortlessly over both of your heads

he was quite tall, so he didn’t seem to mind reaching high up to place it

“thank you so much.”

he grinned down at you, “was no trouble, darling.”

he looked around the empty compartment, placing his hands in his pockets, “want some company?”

you bit your lip awkwardly, “oh, it’s no worries. my friends will be along soon enough.”

his grin faltered just a tad but he kept his cool composure and gave you a little salute

“well, i hope to see you around y/n.”

he began to walk out of the compartment as you called out, “how’d you know my name?”

he popped his head in, gave you a wink, and replied:

“was on the trunk.”

you smiled sheepishly, the blush rising to your cheeks

of course it was on your trunk

“cute name — suits you,” he smirked, pleased at how flustered he got you

“fred!”

he peered his eyes away from you and down the hall, looking at whoever had called his name, before looking back at you

“gotta go, see you ‘round.”

“yeah, see you.”

you reply was lame and you felt sort of speechless

but you knew for sure that this year was going to be interesting

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my 1k event inbox is still open! 💕

[cohentm]

✮     ∷     ╰  𝖚𝖕𝖉𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖉 𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖗𝖔𝖉𝖚𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 .

             I FEEL LIKE i just ran away from home and then realized i’m five and, unfortunately, cannot survive without my parents. LMDFLKDFGM i missed u all and had to return… we hate to see it. anyway! whew. i figured i’d post a refreshed lil intro for cohen to make sure i hit on some key changes before i hop back into the game! the most important / group-related part is right at the top, so if u read nothing else, read that! ily all and i’m excited to jump back in like i never left. i’ll be sliding in dms and makin’ starters asap, so if u wanna make some connection changes my door’s always open! x

✮     ∷     ╰  𝖈𝖔𝖍𝖊𝖓 𝖘𝖊𝖌𝖚𝖗𝖆 : 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐬 .

cohen currently lives in a glorified, raggedy frat-esque house ( he is NOT a fratboy but he might as well be huh ) of his own right off campus, about a five minute drive / ten minute walk from the stadium ( it’s about four bedrooms large with three bathrooms, all on one floor. think david dobrik’s house–click here to see–except much uglier and CHEAP MVDFLG ). 

he’s fiscally very protective of his savings. he’s been working since he was 12 with his dad, and never ever spent his money, despite some repetitive near-misses where his parents tried ( and failed, bc cohen’s slick ) to steal money from him. basically he now pays for his share of the house using the money he saves/has always saved working for factories, farms, & fixing people’s junk cars. 

his only current roommate is foster, meaning he has two spare rooms he’s not really doing anything with. beer pong table’s outside, the kitchen is the alcohol hot spot, there’s a pool table instead of a dining room table, u know how it goes. 

regardless, he throws open invite house parties literally every weekend. they take place every friday night up until the sun rises on sunday morning–whether he’s around the house for all of five seconds or all night doesn’t matter, because they’re always a-go. 

you’re all 100% free to use his house entirely at your leisure for character fun / development / a place for ur thread to take place / etc! you don’t even need to get my okay beforehand! just do it! think of it as a known dillon fact that cohen’s having a house party every weekend NFKDFNDFKJG. 

no matter who you are, whether cohen likes you or not, he will not care if you show up with some randos or familiar faces and party it out. he’s socially bored 24/7 and full of apathy and alcohol at all times so mans probably will be plastered drunk out doing donuts in the parking lot and fighting someone he doesn’t have beef with anyway. ur muse probably won’t even see him there. LMKGDFLG if you’ve ever seen burlesque? literally him showing up to his OWN house for a visit / to get plastered and then wander off during the weekend party is…. real. so yeah! use his house like it’s ur own. just be out by sunday afternoon bc he likes to pretend none of it ever happened as soon as he wakes up and has to be sober for school. x KMVFBLFG love u all.

✮     ∷     ╰  𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐬  &  𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 .

tw: eating disorder mentions ( food & lifestyle ), drug addiction / recovery, alcoholism, & mentions of past steroid use.

full name.    cohen anthony segura.

aka.    co, jet.

character inspiration.    adam parrish ( the raven cycle ), vince howard & tim riggins lovechild ( if y’all watched fnl…. let’s cry together ), a much more problematic  &  asshole-ish david dobrik ( the vlog squad ), nathan scott ( oth ), steven hyde ( that ‘70s show ), emily prentiss & aaron hotchner lovechild ( criminal minds ), & noel miller ( tmg ).

age & d.o.b.    twenty-two. birthdate tbd.

zodiac.    virgo sun, aries moon, & aquarius rising.

pronouns.    he / him.

orientation.    openly bisexual.

this has never presented as too large of an issue for cohen, despite living in dillon. he isn’t afraid of being talked about, and has a history of making sure people know he can hold his own if anyone has anything to say about his personal life.

university major.    architecture  &  architectural technology.

after living in a trailer for the duration of his life, the idea that he would be invested in architecture is astounding. however, here he is. his passion for home creation stemmed from growing up and envisioning a real home to live in. his parents are both into self-taught carpentry, and his dad was shoving tools and measuring tape into his hands from the time he was young in an effort to instill in him a firm “get it done yourself” mindset. he spends his time studying structure  &  building planning, and secretly has a journal full of dream house mark-ups.

occupation.    wide receiver for the dillon panthers, full time student, & prospective architect / carpenter post-college.

tattoos.    many riddled throughout his body. brandon arreaga’s tattoos are cohen’s.

face claim.    brandon arreaga.

alignment.    neutral evil.

hogwarts.    slytherin.

positive & negative traits.    ( if u’ve already read this do not read it again i promise u nothing here changed LSMFLD )

hardworking–he works himself to the bone and is entirely unapologetic about it. you’ll rarely catch him slipping, but if he does, he’s the first to get ear-splittingly angry with himself over it. he’s way too hard on himself & he knows it, but he’ll never admit it. 

he nitpicks at the flaws of others in an effort to feel superior, and always acts unaffected when he’s called out for bringing the team down when he’s not taking care of himself ( cue vince howard from fnl or nathan scott from oth scenes where they’re bragging about how good they are on the field even though he’s apt to get himself hurt because of how desperate he is for some kind of validation–cohen had a huge issue with restricting and abusing stimulants / testing steroids throughout high school and college in an attempt to boost his football persona. he was always incredibly fast and beat literal ODDS to maintain his wide receiver position, but especially thanks to his small build he’s used to being underestimated / downplayed, which puts a really heavy weight on his shoulders. today, he’s eating healthily, he’s off drugs, and he’s taking care of himself better than he ever has before, but it’s still incredibly hard and he still reaches out for ways to overcompensate, which is where alcohol usually comes into play ). 

transparent–sure, he can turn into a stressed out & irritable jerk within a fraction of a second, but at least he’s upfront about when he switches lanes. LDFGLMKFG

he’s incredibly focused, which means he’s never going to linger in uncertainty for too long before he admits that he’s just not down to be around you / to be there / to talk / etc. he’s no bullshitter by any means. he’d rather hurt your feelings and keep his environment stable and tactile than stick around and put his easily shaken emotions at risk just to make you comfy. 

he’s also accountable. he knows when he’s causing shit to fuck up & hit the fan, and he’s always quick to right wrongs when things are on him. ofc he’s bred from a family full of blame-givers, so he unhealthily picked up a bad habit of being really good at sounding like he’s apologizing sincerely when he’s really just trying to end a fight because he’s annoyed. LDCLDKMFDFG. 

he’s blunt, temperamental, & incredibly selfish when it comes to his own lifelines / vices, but wholeheartedly selfless when it comes to doing anything to protect or lift up the people he loves.

mental diagnoses.    anorexia nervosa ( in recovery ), alcoholism ( ongoing ), an addiction to various stimulants ( in recovery ), & frequent past attempts at steroid use.

physical diagnoses.    n / a.

phobias.    has an irrational fear of accidentally burning down his house. will get immensely stressed–to the point where he’s absolutely annoying and intolerable to put up with / be around–if someone’s cooking or baking “irresponsibly.” will probably yell at you and hover-cook until you let him take over so he can make sure nothing goes wrong. LMSDFKLFG

scars.   an appendix scar on his lower left side.

drug use.    frequently.

alcohol use.    frequently.

diet.    very decently rounded. he loves to cook, despite being self-taught. growing up the way he did, he settles for making simple dishes very well. he’s not the type to go all out for dinner. he meal preps like it’s his job. he usually just settles with some kind of pan-friend chicken and pasta dish at home.

birth place.    dillon, texas.

parents.    "jude" judith & anthony segura. 

two lower class parents with deep-rooted anger issues. they currently live in the same trailer park together, in separate trailers, and fight with each other constantly. they claim they’re divorced, and are seeing other people, but they’ve never actually filed for anything, since anthony segura thinks it’s just a ploy for judith to take “half [his] shit.” cohen visits them often, and acts as a middle ground child who hates but loves both of them equally. his dad enjoys / tolerates his son’s presence more than his mother does, but only marginally. his mother’s much less concerned with the fact that she has children, since, in her mind, her relationship issues are the most important things in her life. cohen spent many nights as a kid with his drugged up mom in his lap while she cried about not being loved by anyone. his dad, even though he’s rough with cohen, at least spends time with him every now and again. as a kid, his dad was handing him beers to drink and tools to learn to use to prove he was a man ( despite being a ten y/o child bfkjgk oh well! ). regardless, today cohen lives on his own but is still the financial backbone for his parents–since his mom is unemployed and his dad is a seasonal construction worker–and has been since he was fifteen. they ask him for money every chance they get, and cohen never says no.

siblings.    a younger sister ( by two years ). loves her to death. would protect her with his life.

pets.    he’s notorious for letting a certain set of strays run amuck in his house. he feeds the neighborhood cat, is a-okay with people bringing their animals to his parties, etc. but he’s too scared of permanence and obsessed with independence to ever follow through with getting his own animal.

education.    current senior at dillon university. 

he has always been a decent student. he got into architectural honors college his sophomore year of college. however, he’s still not by any means incredibly intelligent. he’s decent grade-wise, but only because he tries really hard and puts in the effort it takes to keep up in a field like architecture. he’s also a chronic cheater, but c’est la vie! lmfgdflkg he spends the vast majority of his time either studying or practicing, and gets very irritable very quick doing either activity because he doesn’t know how to manage stress, so he drinks in the evenings in an attempt to make up for his tense demeanor, but he’s an angry drunk so… whomst are we really kidding here. LMDFKLG

languages.    english & american sign language.