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Ok well i can post this. I censored it. My beast with disorders
#doodles#this is her bg3 self sooo#warlock salice#that tattoo in infernal translates to 'Mephisto's lapdog' btw
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laeâzel of crĂšche kâliir they could never make me hate you
#love love love her so much#her being overlooked by the bg3 fandom does not sit right with me⊠sheâs my baby#âsheâs annoyingâ SHE GETS BETTER!!! you are supposed to save her from her blind faith and self righteous mindset!!!!!#help this brainwashed baby!!!!!!#love herâŠ#and sheâs sooo pretty oh my godddd#bg3#lae'zel#talk tag
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mosquito bite
Astarion x Original Female Character, Dark Urge Tav (Good) Angst/Comfort, Blood No Bite, Kissing, Fluff (Link to AO3) On a peaceful night in the Elfsong Tavern, Astarion comes across a mosquito and sees himself: a blood-sucking parasite. He continues to grapple with his past traumas and future prospects. His lover, a strong-headed and good-hearted drow adventurer, tries her best to help him. Astarion and Delilah are both works-in-progress, struggling on their way to becoming better people and not giving themselves nearly enough credit. They talk and make out a little bit. :)
Now part of a (loose) series: [Next One Shot]
Gentle strums of a lyre filter through the bricks and beams of the Elfsong Tavern. Boisterous drunks and seedy patrons have long since found a berth to sleep, and only the wistful musician dreaming of lovers would dare to intrude on the silence of this twilight. The candles inside the second floor have been dormant for some time now. Long shadows from the oil street lamps drape over fine furnishings, reaching out with clawed hands at those who have yet to rest.
A familiar buzzing sound and a light whisper on his forearm brings Astarionâs attention away from the lyreâs muffled melody as he lies restlessly in his bed, a welcomed luxury even on another sleepless night. He watches the insect as it dances on his skin and prepares its proboscis to pierce him. Astarion smirks, then a flash of anger crosses his elegant features before crushing the bug under his index finger. A red stain is left behind, blood seeping into the crevices of his fingerprint. Astarion canât help his bodyâs sanguine hunger pains at the find; a plump mosquito waltzing right up to him would have been a welcomed meal for the previous 200 years.
A creak of floorboards sends Astarion into a panic. His instincts scream at him; heâs fucked, heâs been caught. If it's Dufey or Godey, the elf will be fine if he can just lick the blood away quickly and try to keep his petulant mouth shut, lest they beat him for being a nuisance. If it's any of his abhorrent siblings, Mr. Favorite Leon especially, then heâll be begged to share. And gods above, if itâs CazadorâŠ
Delilah was on her way over to have a midnight chat with her pale lover, as they often did in the past few months since getting acquainted with each other and the tadpoles in their heads. Afterall, in addition to the rest of their shared misfortune, a drow and a vampire spawn had much in common: a lack of trust in and from others, and dashing good looks, for starters. As she gets closer however, a rustling and sudden stillness makes her pause. She carefully pulls the canopy back from Astarionâs bed and is greeted by wide red eyes the size of dinner plates. His breathing is short and stuttered, and he looks both defiant and terrified.
Astarion is only vulnerable for a brief moment however, before he forcefully sharpens his eyes and puts on a rehearsed smile as he whispers, âOh, darling, I was just, ermââ
ââJust dreaming of my sweet succulent Dellie, until I was bombarded with a thought of Halsinâs greasy hair?ââ Delilah sings quietly in a mocking impersonation of his patented cheeky drawl. As playful as she sounds, the slant of her own maroon eyes and her limbs still frozen in place from when she first saw his state betrays her concern for him.
The gig is up, if it was ever even possible to lie to her anymore. Astarion shrinks as she sits beside him. âIt haunts me that he uses the same soap bar everywhere,â he says halfheartedly. She knows how to get him to talk - sitting comfortably in his lying, sad sack house of cards until heâs ready to let it fall apart.
âEw,â Delilah laughs, her eyebrows still stitched together in concern. His rehearsed smile fades into a quivering frown, and he turns to look at her through his dark eyelashes. Her heart swells with equal parts love and pity, as much as she knows he would hate the latter.
She leans towards him, moving her arms to hover over Astarionâs lean form. The body of a vampire is not the most conducive to cuddling, thanks to the lack of any mass that isnât bone, muscle, or cold skin. And in particular, in her limited experience, Delilah has found vampires to be choosy and fickle when they want to be touched. Totally understandable situation, of course, with all that Astarion has been through, but it can be like reaching into a mystery box every time she seeks him out. Delilah has learned this careful dance of respect and waits for a response.
Astarionâs mouth turns slightly upward and he purposefully sways into her, wrapping his arms around her shoulders as she clings to his torso. He opens his mouth to speak, pauses, and starts again carefully, âYou startled me.â
âSorry. Were you having a bad dream?â
âNot technically.â After a pause, he continues in a higher tone of voice, âBut also, the damned idiot down there doesnât know how to keep a tune. Itâs rather hard to sleep like this.â
She smiles into his chest. âYouâre in a goose down feather bed with silk sheets at the finest tavern weâve seen in months, and youâre complaining about the music?â
Astarion sneers and clicks his tongue against his fangs. âDarling, youâve been sleeping on too many mushrooms and rocks underground if you think this is silk. The finest tavern in the Lower City is still in the Lower City. I feel sorry for your lack of standards.â
âBy the gods, not this again.â Delilah huffs, her cackles raising in defense. âSilk is silk. You surface dwellers are the ones who make it so complicated, what with this being from Cormyr or that being from Calimshan.â As sheâs talking with her hands, she feels a rumble of laughter in his chest and it only angers her further. She spits venom as she continues, âAnd for the record, all of your taverns are lacking from what Iâve seen so far. Iâm loathe to see what kind of embarrassing shit holes you show me in your beloved Upper City.â
Astarion practically purrs at the sight of his little love all worked up. âI donât recall you showing me anything better when we were in the Underdark.â
Delilah very nearly calls on the Weave within herself to smite him here and now. âYou are so annoyingââÂ
She cuts herself off. His smug, smirking aura is palpable, in stark contrast to the frightened look she saw on his face before entering this embrace. Delilah recognizes this: a careful replacement of his mask. She canât see his face from where sheâs tucked into his chest, and Astarionâs tight hold is nearly a confession. She playfully struggles against him to free herself and he puts up a valiant effort, but any amount of force to keep her controlled could wake the others.
As Delilah turns to face him, her vision catches a small dark patch on his usually perfectly white shirt. She moves her body out of the way to allow light from the street to bring color to it, and sheâs rather unsurprised to see its blood.
Astarion follows her eyes down onto the sleeve covering his bicep and groans. He turns his other arm around to see the mosquitoâs body and the blood within has been smeared off. A few months ago he would have nearly mourned the loss of perfectly good blood and sucked what he could salvage out of the linen fibers like an animal. Tonight, though, it's just an inconvenience. Even as he complains, a genuine smile in his voice seeps through, âGods. I just bleached this too.â
She pulls at the fabric of his shirt with a sigh. âCome on then, my love. Letâs go take care of it before the stain sets.â
The pair make their way out of the tavern and into the street, stealing a washing board from some poor sodâs balcony on their way to the nearby public fountain and freshwater spigot. The late hour has Delilah and Astarion almost sleep drunk now that theyâve left the comfort and stillness of their rooms, although their whispers and softened footsteps are tame compared to the shadowy debauchery of the darkened Lower City streets.
Delilah clutches at her stomach as they approach the fountain, quickly finding a seat on the cold marble as she contains her mirth. âI couldnât believe the look on Shadowheartâs face. She was so mad.â
âHa! Youâd think I stabbed her,â Astarion giggles.
They both work through the laughter, with her preparing the bleaching chemicals and him beginning to pull the stained shirt over his head. The streets are mostly empty, but not barren enough for Astarion to want to flaunt his infernal branding. Before he can even truly hesitate, Delilah hands him her outer robes to cover up with. His bashful glance is all the thanks she needs, and she quickly paws at him to get him out of his white shirt.
Delilah attempts to make quick work of the stain, being careful not to unnecessarily stress the aged fabric that Astarion has spent so many years tending to. His eyes twinkle boyishly as he watches her fumble with the washing board.
âAny harder and my poor blouse will burst at the seams. How old are you to be washing fine clothes so carelessly?â
Her head whips around murderously fast, her eyes on fire and her mouth already in a scowl. âLike Iâve told you a hundred times, Iâve never had to take care of my own clothes before, you ass!â
Astarion laughs at Delilahâs anger, although he quickly corrects himself with a series of âNo, no, no!â âs as she appears to grind his shirt mercilessly into the metal. A smug smile emerges from her face as she reveals the shirt looking no worse for wear. He dramatically sighs, having been duped by her using his own sleight of hand tricks against him.
At this rather mundane affair, the world seems to pause. The soft yellow glow of dozens of oil lamps, the swaying of flower baskets as the sunâs light begins to set the horizon ablaze, the foggy echoes of jolly parties hanging low to the streetâs cobblestones as the city gets ready for a new day, it all pales in comparison to her. Fiery passion but also seemingly limitless understanding and grace for a wretch like himself, and sheâs an attractive, powerful drow? Itâs almost something he could have expected to see in a porn pamphlet. Astarion canât help himself from retreating to the hiding spaces of his flirts and creature comforts, but she makes it so easy to be real.
âDel, Iââ Astarion starts, but he stutters and loses his steam. As far as sheâs concerned, the whole city falls quiet at the sound of her name from his lips. He finds Delilahâs gaze, the deep red wine of her irises reflecting the world around her except the one thing sheâs staring at.
Her lips pull sweetly into a smile as her wet, warm hand finds his icy grip on the fountainâs edge. Delilah takes her time before she breaks the silence. âThis is nice, isnât it?â
âIâm not sure Iâve ever had anything this nice,â Astarion says with a bitter laugh. He pulls at the collar of her robe with his free hand, feeling the soft fabric shift over the scars on his back.Â
âWe can have this all the time when the brain is gone,â she coos.
Astarion shakes his head, taking her index finger in his hand and pointing it towards the sunrise. âNot this. Not when my tadpole is gone.â He pulls their hands back towards his chest and sighs.
Delilah hums in thought. She could be difficult in her bratty drow fashion, but instead she says mournfully, âThis is so beautiful and warm. I'm sorry.â
âBefore I got kidnapped, Iâd forgotten. And being warm was justââ A parade of lovers flashes across Astarionâs mind, hundreds and thousands of warm kisses and steamy nights all ending at Cazadorâs gilded doors. He grunts out of his nose, gripping Delilahâs hand tighter. âI learned to stop missing it. But to lose it again?â
âEverything is different now, Astarion.â She clasps her other hand over their conjoined hold, pivoting on the ball of her foot to kneel in front of him at the fountain. âWe can travel the world by its shadows and find a way to cure you.â
âYou have no idea how much I want to believe what you say, my love,â he murmurs, too tired to bite his words.
Delilahâs anger is a constant simmer in her blood, perhaps leftover from the black, murderous tar of Bhaalâs heritage. She has struggled against this part of herself in every way, shape, and form, but seeing Astarion like this gets her boiling.
âBelieving is for children and liars.â Delilahâs soft features sour on her words, the acidity pulling Astarion away from his self-loathing. âBelief in shitty gods has done neither of us any favors. No, trust me,â she spits. He leans in towards her and hangs on every syllable, her breath hot on his face. âYou helped me break my chains to Bhaal. I will cure you of this curse. Trust meââ
Lips crush against hers, Astarionâs grip on her hands loosened by the conviction in her voice and the sweet nectar of her mouth. Delilah gives a short muffled protest before pulling her hands up to cup his face. He opens his eyes briefly, seeing the morning sunlight dancing on her freckled gray neck and his blindingly porcelain arm. Two delicate creatures of darkness, here in the sun. Who is to say he doesnât belong?
Astarion kisses her and kisses her and kisses her, until his teeth hurt and her hair is twisted in knots in his hands. She licks into him; her warm, pulsing tongue dragging across his fangs. He groans, his muscles tensing painfully like an over-tuned instrument. âYou drive me mad,â he gasps into her mouth.
Delilah pulls away, touching a finger to her tongue and almost disappointed to find it unbloodied. The radiant flames she lit in his chest threatens to burn him whole. Sheâs wrecked and slovenly, a wretch at a public fountain with hair hanging loosely across her face and a muddy flush to her cheeks, and to Astarion sheâs positively divine. Heâs starving, pulling her in for more.
#astarion#baldur's gate 3#bg3#bg3 spoilers#astarion x the dark urge#astarion x durge#astarion x tav#astarion x female tav#astarion fanfic#bg3 fanfic#bg3 romance#astarion acunin#drow tav#fluff and angst#angst and comfort#sooo self indulgent this is for ME#every man i write kisses my characters until his teeth hurt its my calling card#in game delilah hasn't even gotten to the shadowlands but this is my wish for her#i did not proofread and you can tell#also to be clear my tav oc delilah is bi/pan
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fellas i have managed to combine bg3 brainrot WITH noel brainrot so god willing im gona post more of that unhinged babygirl* covered in blood soon anyway. him đââïž
took me like a fucking hour to settle on a face that fits her even just a lil bit
#valtalks#i loveeeeeeeeee noel i made her my dark urge playthru#and now one song that ive been associating with him for FOREVER finally FITS#narratively#not just via vibes#and im like. i can feel the insanity take hold once more#noel is sooo funny hes like teehheeee what if i emerge from the dead husk of my past self and slaughter my way thru whatever forces#are trying to take my agency away from me <3#resisting the urge not because shes afraid of it or thinks it monstrous#but because shes pissed THE fuck off about being made to do things not on his own terms#anywaysies tho the bg3 character creator was not strong enough to handle whatever the fuck is going on with her gender#but we make dooo#sorry. im normal
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a random OC ask for you (for zaihala): what is your OC's favorite memory?
also: if they were dropped in a random city for a day with a pouch full of gold/relevant currency and no obligations whatsoever, what would they be doing?
aah omg this is so sweet ehehe, thank you for the qs :3c
i like to imagine that zaihala is an avid stonemason and mosaicist .. i think she is enraptured by the idea of taking something so resilient in nature and molding it under the guide of mallet and chisel . she's a humanist intrigued by the natural world, by geology.. by the incredible craftsmanship that goes into such a trade .
if she were to be dropped into some random city with the freedom of both time and money, i think you could find her in the market , sourcing materials or tesserae she couldnt otherwise acquire at her local workshop. . glass, shells, ceramics etc from vendors or acquainting herself with quarry tradesmen in order 2 procure the stone that best fits her vision.its an obsession..u literally have to pull her away or she'll be there all day
as for her FAVORITE MEMORY!!! omg.. i keep picturing her as this fresh face in baldurs gate, having just moved there on her own , sworn to independence but feeling like maybee she made a mistake. . maybe she was too impulsive, chasing her desire to pursue stonework on a whim, not having thought abt the consequences or the finances or what have u .. but she takes the chance to meet up with some local artists on an outing just outside the city .and its just sooo .. reaffirming to her in that moment. to be surrounded by people who are drunk on wine & laughter and to see the sprawling city just before her as the sun is setting..and the wind is warm..gentle...and it leaves her feeling so content..like a feeling of peace that swells up within her and lets her know tht she made the right choice. that it will be OKAYYU!!!!!!!!!! i think that's gotta be in one of her top ten.. perhaps.
#hmm.i just rly love her.#she wld def haave one of those like. dude idk anything abt stones or gems or literally anything that i talked ab here#but she would have those like.gem inspection kits :sob: like smone tries to bullshit her on the quality or identity of smth#and shes like the nerd emoji as she pulls out thse sujper magnifying glassses or watevr and the forceps and shes like.#YKWIMM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH#also i just love the idea of her being sooo independent. not from the get go but as a sort of character evolution#and not independent in a deleterious 'i dont need anyone' way but as someone who knows themselves in&out.comfortably.#bc i always make ocs that r soo.. insistent on deriving worth from their interaction w others.how are they perceived 'are they liked 'so on#but for her..i rly want 2 make someone who is self assured in their own abilities & worth.she knows what shes capable of !#doesnt need outside validation or outside influence to choose/act on her behalf.#shes a big community / friends / family person when it comes to like.social support .#very fun. shes a paladin for me.loveee divine smite.. love radiance#ik i modeled my one off k n y oc on berninis ecstasy of st teresa but sry its zaihalas now.those gold rays of light.LITERALLY HER COREEE#zaihala#ocs#bg3#baldurs gate 3#asktag#inaconstantstateofchange
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super busy but hi i miss ffxiv i played again today raghh happy 10th anniv the rising event makes me cry i love ffxiv :(( but anyway! bg3 thoughts in tags!
#⯠ê°á starry thoughts à»ê± *·Ë#meow :3#my approval w shadowheart is so high lol ... she & my tav are a couple. of bestiesss <3#astarion is amazing bcs i got bit the 2nd fucking night of playing and just before that too lae'zel wanted to get in my pants#IT'S AMAZING what the first cutscene i got for long rest was wyll already turning into a devil bcs i had all origin charas alrdy#and then after that ?? astarion bite scene. he didn't even talk abt the stars anymore or whatever he just jumped straight to biting my tav#oh my god and lae'zel wanted to get it on w my tav SOOO badly ... her dialog is so funny i love her#anyway :3 my tav is a slowburn w astarion but they r fr getting there. sometimes rising sometimes going down but it's been rising more#lately and teehee <3 my tav also thinks karlach is the sweetest and ADORES her. you can see him making soft heart eyes at her always.#also got the learning magic moment w gale and god it's so dangerous for me to get gale cutscenes tbh bcs i'm trying not to favorite him here#he has. what. stuff w magic and stars. shut up. i can't handle that rn or i'll fall in love LMFAO <3#wyll ..... i don't use him in my party good gods and he Still remains the character i know the least even tho i know him a lot more now#but i REALLY like him. i would say he's my 3rd fav after karlach who is after astarion but so are shadowheart and gale and lae'zel... so.#i'm. not forgetting anyone right#but yeah basically all of them r my favs <3 and my tav gets along w all of em p well tbh#he's a good nice person but chaotic (he's my bard baby boy <3) so it's REALLY fun playing bg3 w him as my tav ... apollo my dear#i should make an elf oc named emil. give him brown hair. be even more self-indulgent thru making more & more charas.#btw i saw a painting of apollo online today. as in the god. and almost cried (positively) bcs my tav named apollo looked so similar#amazingly w the slightly curly hair blah blah blah and the general colors. apollo just. generally means a lot to me ok. anything w apollo.
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FEMALE BG3 COMPANIONS TEASING YOU +18
characters included: karlach, shadowheart, laeâzel
MALE COMPANIONS
SHADOWHEART
she switches between innocent/playful teasing to flirty teasing so fast. one minute sheâll be making a bad joke at your expense and the next sheâs whispering in your ear about how she can make it up to you
sheâs RUTHLESS when it comes to getting you super flusteredâ your face will be on FIRE and youâll feel like youâre about to explode but it only encourages her
not shy about teasing you in public either. doesnât care who sees or hears even a little bit and likes to use it to her advantage to embarrass you lol. some public humiliation, if you will
likes the idea of teasing you in bed but she ends up being too impatient. sometimes she can hold off long enough but it ends up feeling like sheâs torturing you both đčđč any amount of teasing is relatively short lived
LAEâZEL
kind of aggressive while teasingâ it also feels like it just comes out of nowhere sometimes lol. she finds ways to turn the most bland convos into something suggestive
her teasing usually has a ârivalryâ vibe that results in sooo much sexual tension. loves when you push back and give the same energy. itâs like a competition of seeing who can get the biggest reaction out of the other
not shy about it in public but only because she doesnât understand why it would be considered inappropriate lmao. sheâll unknowingly fluster you by bringing up something you said/did during your flirty banter in front of other people đđ
whether or not she teases during sex depends on her mood; you never know what youâre gonna get, sheâll keep you on your toes. has a good sense of self-discipline so she can tease for HOURS without letting up
KARLACH
teases in the most immature ways ever. the type to get you pissed because she wonât stop making fun of you for losing a game/battle lol
likes to get you riled up, she thinks itâs so hot to see that fire in your eyes đ„ whether itâs through competitive teasing or getting you horny and leaving you unfulfilled đč. also really likes sneaky, teasing touchesâ like smacking your ass while youâre bent over
actually pretty reserved when it comes to flirting or teasing in public. sticks to innuendos or more subtle things. she tends to burst out laughing or make herself blush when she can tell everyone else is picking up on it
a tease in bed but wonât admit it. wonât give you what you want while acting totally innocent about itâ the type to respond to âtouch meâ by purposely kissing/touching all the wrong places
#bg3#baldurs gate 3#bg3 headcanons#shadowheart#karlach#laeâzel#shadowheart x reader#karlach x reader#laeâzel x reader#my headcanons
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Found you through your BG3 stuff and itâs so good Iâm foaming at the mouth
Could I request soft dom Karlach with a fem reader, maybe with a bit of praise thrown in if thatâs alright?
Thank you I owe u my life
omg ask and u shall receive and it wont be self serving to me at all even a little!
I love Karlach and I love women this was sooo epic
NSFW under the cut :3
"Oh stop it-" Karlach is cringing as Shadowheart quite literally wrings blood from her hair, "you'll make me sick!'
"I can hardly help it, I'm always in the splash zone when I go into a fight with you." Shadowheart doesn't look happy about the situation either, but what must be done must be done.
"You certainly wouldn't hear me complaining, though I do like a more...direct method of delivery." Astarion some how came out the other side fairly clean.
"Oh come on, enough with the blood and guts stuff." Karlach groans, "so gross."
"What, are you trying to save your appetite?" Shadowheart laughs and flicks her hair over her shoulder, sending a small splatter of blood onto Astarion's arm. The two of them made a terribly snarky, gossipy duo. Karlach was just glad they had made friends.
"So what if I am?" Karlach crosses her arms, "I've already been denied ten years why should I be any longer? Especially at the expense of your grimy hair."
Astarion laughs at that, "no, you're right. All the power to you my friend." He looks around a moment, "say where is your favorite midnight snack?"
Karlach whirls around too, "oh shit, have we lost her?"
"She is a slippery one." Shadowheart nods.
"Kalrach would know." Astarion agrees. Karlach guffaws, shoves him. There were plenty of good things about getting her tune up, the kissing, the sex, the cuddling, and the knocking the wind out of Astarion every time he said something gross, odd, or rude.
"Cut it out." She tries to wipe the warmth off her face, being on fire was hot enough, why be embarrassed too.
"Hey! You left without me?!" You're appearing over a small hill, a new, heavy looking bag on your shoulder, "did I take that long?"
"We thought you ran away." Astarion shakes his head, "you took forever."
"Gale asked me to pick up some things." You hike the bag up your shoulder, "camp isn't far though, I guess we picked a good spot with this little market so close and all. What'd you all get into?" You stop once you've joined the group, "oh Shadowheart you smell awful-"
"Imps. Imps and goblins." Shadowheart mutters, "it's always imps and goblins."
"Together?"
"No."
"Sorry I missed it then." You laugh a little. Karlach takes the bag off your shoulder. "Oh you've probably been fighting all afternoon I can-"
"Don't worry about it, make up for leaving you behind. I always carry the stuff."
"I told you to go on without me, I guess I didn't think you actually would though." You laugh a bit.
"Well in your absence Karlach has told us all about how, when she does get you to herself you always-"
"Stop!" She shoves Astarion hard enough to make him stumble, "oh I should light you up." Shadowheart is just snickering to herself.
"I didn't-" She addresses your horrified look, "I didn't tell them anything I swear." She holds her hands up, "and even if I had, which I didn't! It's nothing to be embarrassed about, you're killer in bed. Probably just make them jealous, that's why I don't say anything."
You will the color out of your face at her comment and make the short walk back to camp with silly but comfortable conversation flowing between your little group. The sun's set in the sky by now so you're glad to be so close to camp, otherwise it may have been difficult to find your way back.
When you do make it back Gale looks excited to see you all, "did they have everything?"
"Uh...dunno, I'm just the mule." Karlach shrugs, and holds the bag out, "you'll wanna talk to the manager." She jabs a thumb to you, his gaze follows.
"They did I just- Karlach!" You brush the bag over the Gale and hold her wrist, "look! You're all cut up!"
"Oh am I?" She looks down at her arm, sure enough there were a myriad of claw marks on her forearm, "aw shit, look at that. Didn't even notice, little buggers. Enjoy your stuff Gale I've gotta patch up." You follow her away without finishing your afterthought for Gale.
"Halsin's left for the day, he said he had some friends in the area who may have information for us." You frown, "how's Shadowheart?"
"She needs to rest up before she can use anymore healing magic." Karlach shakes her head, "they're barely some scrapes, I'll be fine for now, I'll go clean up, then well...I dunno I'm yours."
"Let me help, it will be easier with two." You look hopefully up at her, "there's a river close by, we can clean you off and patch you up." She's grinning.
"Come on, you're not worried about a few little scrapes are you? Do you know who I am?" She looks delighted despite her words.
"I'm very familiar, that's why I want to help."
"You're worried? About little old me?" She's squeezing your shoulders as you walk together, "or do you just want to play nurse?"
"Maybe both." You glance up at her, she's practically buzzing.
"Don't tease me." She warns, "you'll ruin my night."
Of course you'd never do a thing like that. Though cleaning her up does take precedent, despite her groaning and whining.
"We need to make sure it's clean, then we can wrap it up." You hand her a shirt to tear up into some makeshift bandages. She uses her free hand and her teeth to do so, she certainly notices you shift and avert your gaze.
"What are you all shy about?" She laughs at the color on your face.
"You know." You tut and frown at her, though it's not very believable.
"What? Is it me?" She watches you use one piece of the shirt to wipe the blood, "Am I making you act all shy?"
"You're always so mean to me-"
"Its me isn't it? You like me, don't you?"
"Oh stop." You press a damp hand to you cheek, trying to cool off.
"What? Tell me all about it! Do you fantasize about me? Have dreams about me?" She's leaning towards you, her voice teasing. You use another piece of cloth the wipe her arm off with some water.
You scoff and look away from her, it just makes her laugh.
"Your silence speaks volumes! Tell me!"
"No!" You use three strips of thicker fabric to wrap her arm up, "I won't!"
"So you don't deny it!" She catches you by your waist, "tell me, or you are not getting a single thing from me tonight-"
"You're evil! You should know how it feels to be denied! Have a heart!"
"Oh I've got one, wanna see?" She's laughing, nosing at your jaw, of course you tilt your head for her, you could never deny her, despite yourself. "Come on, just give me a little taste."
"I don't have anything to tell you!" The crimson engulfing your face said otherwise.
"Uh-huh." Karlach wraps her arms around your back, "can I have a kiss?"
You indulge her without saying anything else about the subject, she seems contended with it for now. You have a feeling you aren't quite out of the woods though.
"You look so pretty when you're embarrassed." She holds you by your chin, "I can't help myself." Her hands are tugging at your shirt, you help her slide it off. She takes in the sight of you with as much enthusiasm as always you can practically hear her brain knocking around in her skull, every thud screaming with excitement, 'TITS!!!!'
"I'm so fucking lucky-" She's giddy with it, kissing down your neck and shoulders, probably planning her attack on your chest. "You're such a sweet thing, gods, I don't know how I have it in me to behave all day knowing this is the sight hiding under all that armor you wear."
You gladly clamber into her lap, she's ducking down into your chest, her hands exploring the newly exposed flesh unabashedly. "You're really very pretty, you know?" She says it into your sternum, you're trying desperately to undress her, eventually she takes pity on you and helps it along. When she stands to shake the last of her clothes off all you can do is drop to your knees, she laughs.
"Well I wasn't gonna boss you around or anything." She's grinning at you and gods you love her, it's all you can think about, you're kissing at her stomach rubbing your face into her warm skin, she just laughs some more.
"Aw look't you, so sweet. What is it? You wanna take care of me?" You make a choked off noise at that, nodding and pulling her closer, it's a frantic nod though, rushed and almost desperate.
"Alright, alright, don't start crying now." She pulls you away to look at you for a moment, "you aren't off the hook, but I'll take a detour." She slings a leg over your shoulder and her hand tangled in your hair on impulse and you close your eyes, if only to hide how far back your eyes roll into your skull. Occasionally you feel her nails scrape the nape of your neck. You were pressing your lips to her, running long strokes over her with your tongue and thumbing at the the wetness whenever you needed to catch your breath. Karlach hadn't taken her eyes off you, she was practically singing you praises and it made your stomach knot up desperately.
She uses her grip on your hair to guide you along but she doesn't need to do much, you already know what to do. She pays extra care to pull all your hair off your face to get the best look at you she can.
"Gods, look't you, pretty girl, just like that, 's perfect." Even her moans are perfect, it's obscene. If anyone asked you she should be locked up, wearing a big flashing warning sign. All you can do is moan, hold onto her thighs, beg to be impossibly closer.
"What're you moaning at?" She's grinning devilishly, "you just like the sound of my voice don't you?"
"Yes, yes I do-" The way she tugs on your hair pulls a perfectly lovely moan out of you, and it makes her laugh in a warm, fond sort of way that makes you want to lay down and spread your legs open for her.
"Alright then, lucky for you I love talking to pretty girls." By the grace of some god you find it in you to play a bit coy with her.
"You think I'm pretty?" You're looking up at her with perfect blown out pupils, and swollen red lips wearing her cum like lipgloss, matter of fact it's spread out pretty evenly over your cheeks and chin too.
"Oh fuck-" She drops her head against the tree she's been leaning on, "I'll blow my fucking lid, cut that out. You wouldn't be able to survive the things you're making me want to do to you."
"I'd try, for you." If she had something to say to that you don't let her get it out. You realized your mouth had been too far away for far too long. You missed the feeling of her tugging at your hair, pushing and pulling you to her own accord.
"Oh gods- dammnit-" She's bucking her hips into your face, her hold on your head especially tight, she groans, it's from her chest, low and thankful. You feel her stutter with the orgasm rolling over her and she pushes you away. Her chest heaving.
"You're a dream, you know?" She's pulling you to your feet, she laughs when she has to steady you a bit, then she kisses you. "Taking such good care of me all night. Looking so pretty while you do."
You feel her hands on between your shoulder blades, she's kissing down your jaw and neck, you're putty in her hands, waiting to be put where she wanted you.
"Come on," She's picking you up, wrapping your legs around her middle, "tell me, before I could touch you like this, and you had to take care of yourself. Tell me what you thought of. I'll tell you mine."
"It's so embarrassing-" You honest to god whine at her, if she were a stronger woman she'd be able to suppress the shudder it sent up her spine.
"Tell me, I'll give you whatever you want, all night if you do."
"It was just you-" You groan as she sets you down on your back and crawls on top of you, "your voice, I could hear it in my head so clearly." She's grinning from ear to ear, impish and coy.
"What was I saying? Was I bossing you around?" She laughed a little because gods you were an idiot, all she had to do was lay you down and you were spreading your legs for her.
"Sometimes-" Your chest was stuttering.
"Oh?" She pushes the syllable through pursed, curious lips, "what about the other times?"
"You're moaning," you're bucking your hips, searching for pay off, something anything the heat was unbearable. "Saying I'm good, calling me pretty-" You couldn't help the hand you brought down to rub over yourself, it was just something else for Karlach to look at.
"You like when I call you pretty?" She's attacking your chest with kisses that leave a burning trail in their wake, "you touch yourself and imagine me watching, calling you pretty?" She laughs that laugh again, the one that makes you wanna lay face down for her. "Maybe you're just as far gone as I am."
"I definitely am." You're practically begging her to touch, after 10 years of holding back she finds it almost impossible to deny you.
"Wanna see if it's as good as when you dreamed about it?" She's pulling you up, turning you over, you go because you're so stupid for her when you get like this, she could walk you off a cliff if she wanted.
" Are you gonna make yourself cum for me?"
This was overwhelming, you felt drunk, your emotions were running so high, you were so horny you could sob, "I'd do whatever you want-" She was kissing at the backs of your thighs, you could feel her breath on your desperate fingers.
"Oh, careful pretty girl you're giving me too much power." She's laughing, her voice was low against your skin and it made you shudder. "I might not be so nice next time."
"No, no, you can do whatever you want to me Karlach- fuck-" You gasp, feeling her thumb brush against you.
"Whatever I want?" You can hear the grin in her voice, impishly charming.
"Yeah, anything-"
"I could tie you up?" She nipped at your skin and that paired with the thought of it alone could get you to cum, "yes please-" Your eyes were glossed over, you were pushing your hips back into her, begging for a firmer touch.
"Oh gods, you've gotten yourself into trouble now. And here I thought you were a nice girl." One of her hands pulls your upper thigh, right were it meets your ass, to get a better look at you.
"You know," Her other hand joins, taking the other thigh, you can feel her nails pressing your skin, "really I can't think of anything else to say but pretty. You are so pretty for me. I can't blame myself for thinking you were a good girl, how could anyone so pretty be bad?"
All you can do is moan, practically cry at it.
"You know it's everything too, not just this." Her thumb brushes you again and you actually think you feel your soul leave your body. "The noises you make, and that pretty red blush you get every time you look up at me. Like I'm deflowering you every time I touch you. Ravishing you, scandalizing you."
"Karlach, please-" She hadn't asked you to beg, that was all on your own accord.
She makes a pouting noise, faux sympathy, "alright, I'll give in. Tell me where you want me, pretty girl. I can't say no to face like your's."
You don't know where to start, you want it all honestly. Lucky for you she's started, replacing your hand with her own then slipping her fingers into you. You were melting into the ground below letting out a desperate warbling moan mixed with a handful of profanities.
"Good or bad-" She cautions and you shake your head, the momentary loss of friction makes your eyes water desperately.
"Good! Good, Karlach, please, fuck-"
You were whining and moaning into your arm, which had been previously holding your chest off the ground. Your eyebrows turn up at it, "oh fuck-"
You were acutely aware of how well she knew your body at this point. Every stroke into you had you moaning, rumbling from your chest, the momentum she'd picked up carrying with a bounce in your cries.
For a split second she was gone, stopping to wrap her arm around your front, as quickly as the touch was gone it was back. Then her free hand was in your hair dragging you up to press your back against her chest and fuck it hurt a little but in a way that made your spine tingle and ripped the most beautiful fucking moan Karlach had ever heard out of you.
"Oh sweetheart-" She moans it into your neck, "you'll kill me at this rate." Her arm wraps around your middle and you grip her forearm with your hand, the other coming around your back to hold onto her there.
She picked back up to pace quickly with you against her chest, bounding forward with unrelenting force that hit you so hard she could hear it in your voice.
"That's it, you pretty thing, just like that, huh? That's perfect." She's cooing into the crook of your neck, "good, good job."
"Fuck-" Your nails dig into her arm, "fuck me, Karlach-"
"The mouth on you lovely girl," She groans into your neck, pulling you into a sloppy but stupidly hot kiss.
"When it was me, waiting to finally touch you, this is what I thought about." You can feel her breath behind your ear when she speaks, "all the different ways I could completely undo you, how good you'd be for me while I did, how you would beg for me to do it. I'd never make you worry about anything, no." She tsks, "I thought about how much fun it would be, taking care of you. I got off thinking about your pretty, empty head, getting railed by me. How'd I do?"
"I'm gonna cum-" You somehow manage to choke it out, "'m gonna- fuck!" Your eyebrows knit together and of course she grins.
"Go 'head, I wanna see it." She was kissing your shoulders a hand coming down to thumb at your clit, you keen loud and still bouncing, "wanna hear it-" She murmured into your skin, "I definitely wanna feel it too."
"Oh fuck-" You gasp, your eyes roll back from the shock of it. Thank god she can't see your face because you must have been drooling. The jerking tenseness of your hips and the way you called out her name like she was an angel would drive her insane for months to come all she can do is sink her teeth into your shoulder.
If it wasn't for her arm around you you'd have slumped to the ground.
"That good?" She laughs and you nod.
"Come on, let's clean you up." She lays you down and takes the extra pieces of cloth you had on hand to wipe you clean, "are you alright?" You only nod again and she chuckles,
"and she was too stunned to speak. Another knock out performance by Karlach."
That gets a snort out of you and you shove her arm, "come off it, K."
"Uh oh, someone sounds tired." Her hand rubs your stomach, you're purring like a cat.
"No I'm not." You drag your hand down her stomach, obviously downwards and she laughs.
"Easy there solider, I think the others are expecting to do a least a little adventuring tomorrow. You look ready to pass out anyway." She gathers your clothes up, then you where you'd crumpled into the floor.
"Come on solider." She hoists you over her shoulder, "let's go to bed, I'll get you all tucked in nice and warm in my tent."
"Yeah, okay....good idea K." You were content to dangle over her shoulder, "K, I love you."
"OH I know you do, pretty." She pats your backside, "but I love you more."
You gasp as she drops you onto her bedroll, "no way!"
"Yes way." She's kissing and nuzzling your neck while you laugh, "admit it before I have to ravish you right here in this tent to prove it!"
For as delightful as your touch was your laugh was just as intoxicating, you nodded desperately trying to squirm away from the ticklish kisses and bites.
"Lay down." Karlach pulls away, smiling, "I don't think there's anyone on the planet who's ever loved anyone as much as I love you." She thumbs at your bottom lip, "and I don't think there's anyone in the world half as a pretty as you are. Sleep tight knowing that." You preen at her words as she settles down into bed with you.
"Let's go to sleep, we haven't go much nighttime left, no thanks to you."
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meeting the bg3 cast at liverpool comic con!
i met the bg3 cast at liverpool comic con đđ i still can't believe it đđ
i gave them all little duckies and jennifer english asked me where i got them so i said it was from my step-brother's wedding! bc he hid them around the venue for the guests to find :) to which jen said that she loved it because weddings are boring with all the middle aged men (she was so real for that) in the bg3 panel she said what shadowheart was in french so i tried to teach jen and aliona it in welsh. jen, you're amazing but your welsh is not đ aliona got it pretty darn close so she said that she'd teach her đ i also got the picture with both jen and aliona and they stood either side of me doing peace signs. i put my arms around them (as i was in the middle of them) and in the picture one of my arms is just under aliona's arm. just about, you can see that i am also doing a peace sign. gay people, huh? âïž
i met devora wilde first so i was sooo nervous i just stood there like đ§ââïž and said the dorkiest lamest thing ever: "you have nice handwriting" đ which she does but i had one shot and got so side tracked by how pretty she looked, i fumbled đ (she was also the best dressed but shhh don't tell anyone) also i cosplayed lae'zel and dev complimented it. listen, when a pretty person compliments you what else are you meant to do but NOT immediately shut down???
i don't wanna be delululu but i feel like i vibed with theo so much like he was such an easy person to talk to???? if it wasn't for the universe i feel like i'd still be stood there talking to him honestly. he called me darling too đ and he told me a joke that he wanted to say on the bg3 panel but stopped himself from saying, those details i'll keep between me and theo ;) he's also so incredibly handsome it's literally insane. like he was next to neil so for a while i was at the front of the long ass queue for neil and honestly i was looking more at theo đ ily neil i really do but theo was right there, how could i not?? (and Elliot fucking Page was to the other side of neil - yes Elliot Page). hence please kindly consider me a wyll girlie (gender neutral) from right now to forever more. (also whoever said at the panel that wyll's name in welsh is pronounced like "oi ll" tysm ilysm it made two welsh people very happy!!)
i had the photo op with neil newbon too and i look like a pea stood next to him. he's so fucking tall!!! he also randomly winked at me while i was waiting in the queue for the autograph like sir ???? understandable i originally wanted him to write "let's take ibroprufen together" on my picture as a joke but he said he wasn't gonna tell me to self-medicate (100% valid) but listen, he gave me a look and honestly? worth it. it was like a stern librarian look yk? anyways, i won't ever forget it. he also said "i'm all pointy ears my love" twice to me (once at the photo op and the other at the table autograph đ) neil's handwriting is also rubbish (sorry neil), probably didn't help that he was most likely in a rush to get through everyone (he queue was so big even after closing đ) but i only know what he wrote as the quote because he told me đ "let's go hurt someone" which probs is the closest astarion line to "let's take ibroprufen together" lol. neil was also the only one to ask if he could put his arm around me during the selfie at the table which was so nice and considerate <3
and finally, my name starts with an E so i just want to tell you all how each of them write captials Es:
- dev & jen = curly E (like a backwards 3)
- neil = one curl with a line in the middle (like a C with a line in the middle)
- theo = standard E (literally just E - can't blame him though because i do the same lol)
do whatever you want with that information
now i just need sam and tim and i've got the whole main cast!!
p.s. don't ask me how much this cost đ the sum is mighty but i wouldn't change any of it for the world! they're all so fucking lovely and i had the bestest time even if it was just for a few minutes of a conversation! the experience is crazy. this is the first time i've ever done anything like this and it's so grounding to realise that the people who you idolise are literally just people, yk? like they're just some guy, they're just some girl, they're just a random person at the end of the day. and it's the best feeling in the world i think. it's so grounding i can't describe it in any other way.
p.p.s. this fandom is so fucking lovely. i talked to so many bg3 fans and you're all fucking awesome. i even shared social media links and took selfies with a few :) i even spent the majority of the day with my friend who i went with and someone who was behind us in the neil photo op queue đ we all trauma bonded (because the neil queues are nothing but traumatic đ) and made a game of who's heart rate could go the highest (it was my friend with 160), we don't encourage you to do the same btw! pls look after yourselves <3
p.p.p.s. no parasocial relationships were created over the course of the weekend! they are people who yall know nothing about, remember!!!
tldr: 10/10 trip 100% worth the super expensive train from wales :)
#bg3#escxelle#elle's interests hyperfixiations and shenanigans#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate 3#baldur's gate iii#liverpool comic con#comic con#elle's diary#dyddiadur elle#devora wilde#neil newbon#theo solomon#jennifer english#aliona baranova#bg3 cast#bg3 actors
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You know, it's hard to be an Trans Non-Binary Lesbian that is also AroAce and plays BG3. Self-inserts are almost impossible because nothing would even resemble how I would want ME to look.
Sooo I create OC's that aren't me, so I can still romance whomever I want without feeling weird. Another thing which I find hard is who to romance. I love Bae'zel, but she's like a bit rough in act 1, and Shadowheart is... well... also not entirely my type of person. Karlach would be the only romanceable female option for me, and I will eventually romance her, but I just don't like her ending (yes she can go back to Avernus with you by her side but I just want her engine fixed and live happily ever after okay?) That's basically it LoL. Karlach is the only romanceable option I am truly attracted to. The non-romanceable person is Dame Aylin. UGH.
I HAVE A TYPE OKAY???? AND THEY CAN BOTH BREAK ME LIKE A GLOWSTICKđ
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#karlach#dame aylin#astarion#gale#wyll#lgbtqia#queer gaming#transgender#non binary#sapphic#wlw#wlw post
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BG3 OC role call (Part 2/?)
My Sorcerer: Tavarla
Background: Charlatan Despite her considerable talent for he arcane, Tavarla spent most of her time profiting from strangers with cheap tricks, but saved her real talents for those willing to pay a higher price. She is essentially my âevil-ish playthroughâ Tav. She has never really fit in with her kin, so she wasnât all too concerned with helping Zevlor, I am yet to decide whether she will side with the goblins or not, but so long as her interest coincide with what is being asked of her she may help others. However, I have a feeling as soon as it comes to this sudden status and power associate with being a True Soul, its definitely conceivable that sheâll revel in it and exploit it to her full ability. As far as sheâs concerned, like Astarion, sheâs more focused on controlling it than getting rid of it (so long as it doesnât make her sprout mouth-tentacles) Romance- Sheâs definitely spoiled for choice: - Shadowheart and Astarion: she really vibes with these 2 the most- their attitude, sass and outlook on life, in general she just gets a long with them really well. - Lae'zel: she enjoys getting on her nerves and testing her self-appointed claim to authority, but at the same time she really likes her âget shit doneâ kind attitude and warrior prowess. I mean after all Tavarla does have Red Dragon Bloodline, and Laeâzel did mention how determined she was to one day ride a Red Dragon sooo... - Also she has a bit of a thing for Minthara, so I think she in the end she probably will side with the goblins (sorry Halsin)
#bg3 oc#tav oc#bg3#oc rambles#shadowheart#astarion#lae'zel#minthara#here me making a heap of ocs to choose from before release
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My good Dark Urge Paladin is in Act 3 of BG3 and ngl, I headcanon her as rebelliously wishing she could do good and save people and be a hero the way some teens want to be mean little edgelords and boooy does Act 3 deliver on that plotline. Her whole life sheâs wished she could be someone who could save lives and help people and make life better for others instead of being forced to be a bloodthirsty murderer like her father wants, and now she finally CAN.
And anyway, Act 3 has sooo many opportunities for self sacrificing goodness itâs actually got me/her a bit choked up. Saving all the Gondians and being the last one to escape. Rescuing kids from hags. Consoling her companions that she cares for them as they are and knowing from a place of painful experience (ie Bhaal) that godlike power only makes people more terrified and insecure, not less, and watching her companions blossoms and find peaceâŠ
Honestly, paladin was the breakthrough for me trying to play a good Dark Urge. For anyone else, her do-gooder nature would seem saccharine but the background of wanting so badly to escape the pit of nightmares that was the cult of Bhaal and seeing over and over again that yes, she can help people, she can make a difference, she can save just one more soul from her fatherâs untimely grasp. Every smile, every hand extended in friendship or to help isnât weakness, itâs an enormous, life threatening act of defiance for her and Act 3 man, itâs giving a lot of positive reinforcement to the idea in a way that has me a little bit silly choked up at the emotions this paladin Durge would be feeling, finally able to live her dream, even if itâs just for a little while before her father inevitably tries to destroy her for it.
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the yves/orin dynamic I hc is so hhhhhjjmyhhhhhhdhdghh scrumptious to me bc yves was orinâs biggest tormentor. yves constantly berated orin and thought she was useless, and she made her grievance known. like yves constantly preaching abt how orin is so useless and worthless and the only thing thatâs significant to her is the blood in her veins and unlike her, she will never gain bhaalâs favour and sheâs always going to be a mongrel chasing her heel for a sliver of recognitionâŠ! and the fact that yves - besides being bhaalâs bride and chosen - was one of the head priestess of His church meant that she influenced others to think similarly too. orin was also one of the constant victims of yvesâ nasty tantrums and when sheâs feeling particularly curious and she wants to see how a shapeshifterâs inner organs work mid shifting orin is the first one she takes to experiment on. like yves in her dead three was SO nasty and horrible and her cruelty is so deliberate and calculated. unlike her god yves was not reckless nor chaotic, rather, she was very meticulous and executed everything she did with precision hence why I think she worked well with gortash bc she isnât unpredictable like orin.
but anyway, yves being so horrible and nasty to orin so when orin FINALLY managed to stage her little coup, it is a very satisfying and vindicating moment. now she gets to see the woman who made her life living hell kneel and break open like an egg, and she WILL watch with a smile in her face. now she has a chance to prove her worth, and to show everyone that yves was wrong abt everything and she IS bhaalâs chosen, and i think yves would actually be proud of her for finally standing up for herself lol.
but then orin makes the fatal mistake of not killing yves đ
#and I like to hc pre duel or maybe even mid duel yves just admits that she picked on orin bc she was bored#like maybe pre duel⊠instead of telling orin the truth that sheâs an incest nepo baby yves just goaded her and tells her that the only#reason why she tortured her for all those years is bc it was for fun. like thereâs no grand reason to it she just found orinâs reaction and#cries amusing.#I also have this hc that leading up to duel yves starts to âactâ like her dead three era self again like sheâs going like I AM a bhaalspawn#im sooo evil he he ha ha ha but her actual plan is that sheâs going to kill every bhaalspawn and then herself bc sheâs dismantling#every thing she has done for the absolute plot and she will give the prism to the companions so they end everything once and for all#to her thats the only thing she can do to balance out her scales. and thatâs the least she can do for all the horrors sheâs inflicted#but then she gets revived right after and sheâs like đ§ââïž girl this was NOT part of the plan and withers is like you want to experience the#catharsis of punishment so badly im gonna force you to live instead#and yves is like. well. depression igâŠ.#but anyway back to the main point that is orin and yves dynamic i like thinking abt it in orinâs perspective imagine the underlying fear#when she learns yves is still alive and going back home bc thatâs the woman who constantly abused you u know. but this time orin is the one#with power. this time sheâs the one with bhaalâs blessing so she wonât be able to touch herâŠ! and when she observes the very woman sheâs#out there being treated with kindness and care and being LOVED ..? like HUH? whatâŠ.! itâs unfair. and revolting. and sickening#that horrible woman deserves neither of those things and the only thing she deserves is the knife thrusted on her chest 1000 times over but#even then that is still too good for her. so orin taunts her. and she shows off how she wears bhaalâs divinity well. and she tries to make#her show off her true nature to her new friends bc this mask she wears is sickening!!! and it works kind of âŠ#anyway dead three era yves being the most horrible person with unethical medical practices is so real to me#shut up about bg3.#bg3 spoilers
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Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Spread the self-love â€ïž
Hey thank you! I only have 6 on my ao3 haha but here are my top 5 + thoughts
like the green fig tree - rated T - Dame Aylin's experience in the Shadowfell: reality, dreams, memories, and finally a dual-branching present. I just really like this one :)
such devastation (FFXIV) - Venat/Athena rated M - Hydaelyn enters the Heart of Sabik during the Ultima battle to confront Athena head-on. My husband's concept that we plotted together + I did the writing for. I'm always surprised this pairing's not bigger (my fic's one of only two in the tag!) they're canonic inverses of each other and sooo ripe for drama and exploration. A lot of their dialogue is referencing lyrics from Athena's boss battle song.
forging a new pact (or trying to, anyway) - Mizora/Tav rated E - Tav trying to make a sneaky contract mid-sex. This was the first fanfic I wrote in a decade, because the other Mizora fics were making her too good at sex. I had to take matters into my own hands. It's not stellar but it broke my fanfic-writing ice, and was also the first explicit fic I'd written period.
a spider's lyre - Alfira/Minthara rated E - AU where Alfira survives Durge & joins the party, which catalyzes Minthara to work through some hard emotions. Very fun to write & unexpectedly led to some really lovely friendships + mutualships. also, I'm so entrenched in this AU now that I get jumpscared when I see durge/dead Alfira content. I think I rewired my own brain to believe she survives :(
a house divided - Minthara/Florrick rated E - Minthara reacting poorly to being served divorce papers, based on teefling's ship + patchwork_author's modern AU (fanfiction of fanfiction...). I loveee bougie AUs, I could read all day about bg3 characters (or ffxiv) tangled up in Big Little Lies style drama and it was very fun to tackle writing that myself. This is also the first time I had anyone besides my husband beta read for me, a little nervewracking but it helped soo much.
#thank you!!#causticcontemplation#ask games#mine#STPF didn't make the cut bc it's still on the 'love or hate' roller coaster. so it's fic 6/6.#for the divorce fic I went on Quince dot com to look at Florrick-style dresses and ended up buying two lol I am my own suburban au
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đ« gush pass because I'm curious about your BG3 ocs đđ
BWEHDHFLAKFHFJDU HIIIII KUROH đ©” THANK YOU FOR THE ASK AND THE EXCUSE TO GUSH ABOUT MY BABIES I WAS LITERALLY ROTATING TJEM EARLIER
some of them are with characters other than gale who i don't self ship with (yet- i'm tempted to self ship with pretty much every other companion too bless my polyamorous heart)
this ended up being so long i'm putting it under a read more
nox- fighter. dumbass (affectionate). Tries their best. Very reluctant leader. Absolutely no sense of direction (Astarion regularly asks why they all let Nox hold the map... it's currently upside down in their hands). Tiefs don't usually come in a green flavor so Nox is sort of shunned even within tief circles. They're also big so they inevitably attract attention- that's why they hate leading. Their biological parents abandoned them, and they were raised by humans (who loved them dearly). Misses the farm they grew up on. Just wants a quiet life and a couple of kids. Favorite color: blue, specifically the sort of soft light glowing blue of the Weave because its usually coming from Gale. They're SOOO protective. Them and Karlach are besties. Has more tattoos than shown.
ledi- paladin. She's smaller than your average aasimar and she has a bit of a complex over it. She WILL puff up her wings to appear bigger (it barely works.) She's sort of cold at the beginning, but she opens up as the story goes on. Her eyes are haloed by wings because she was rendered permanently blind in a fight (kind of like Kanan in Star Wars Rebels) (details pending). This changed her, she ended up switching her paladin oath from Devotion to Vengeance. She has a bit of a rage streak at the start of the game. Looks up to Aylin like a big sister. Hates Shadowheart. (I haven't gotten to act 2 with her yet but I think Ledi would want to kill her for what happens at the end.) Falls in love with Wyll and learns a lot from him. Won't touch alcohol. Likes having her hair played with. Preens when she's bored. Has a very... interesting dynamic with Raphael.
freya- ranger. Left her family behind as a teenager. Used to spending a lot of time alone in nature. mean lesbian. Hits it off with Lae'zel almost immediately, and they admire each other greatly (and in a very gay way). Takes no shit. If looks could kill, she'd have murdered a continent. Just wants to go back to her neck of forest and 'live in fucking peace'. Has a 'oh no he's hot' moment when she first meets Halsin after rescuing him. Completely self sufficient, she doesn't like relying on others (trust issues much? /j). Ends up making good friends with Jaheira and Minsc. Can drink half of Faerûn under a table. If you can make her do it, she snorts when she laughs. Only Karlach has so far. Minsc has gotten close.
livia- my s/i. Lore bard. Uhhh idk what to say about her đ
i also have two new ocs i haven't managed to talk about yet!
sethe- resisting durge. tiefling, wildshaping druid. Has difficulty controlling their wildshape, so they're liable to turn into a pure white direwolf with eyes so blue they glow at any given point. Honestly prefers being in wildshape. She bonds with Halsin over this. They struggle greatly with allowing anyone to get close to them due to their urge, so Halsin is the only person in their memory to do so. Won't admit it, but she likes being scratched behind the ears while in wildshape. Better at showing positive emotions in wildshape as well (tail wagging, playful behavior.) doesn't like being hot (ironic for a tiefling)- and she will pant even in her bipedal form if she is. Admires Karlach and wishes they could be more like her. Likes rain.
anne- regular tav. sort of an s/i but not quite. human, storm sorcerer. Naive, a bleeding heart, refuses to think the worst in any situation- which causes contention with Lae'zel, Astarion and Shadowheart in the beginning. Fiercely loyal and will back up her friends to the bitter end. She was raised a noble, so she's poised and very charismatic. Knew Wyll before he took his contract with Mizora and honestly missed him after he disappeared. Her positive and supportive attitude wears on Astarion, and eventually he falls for her. Becomes great friends with Gale. She's braver than she looks but she'll be crying about it. Very homesick. Worries about her family constantly. Has a little brother. Likes spicy food. Smells vaguely of ozone due to her proficiency with lightning magic. Kinda looks like Anne Hathaway, hence the name.
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clive would SOOO pull that âis this what your spouse wouldâve wantedâ in the fight with barnabas something similar to the ketheric thorm fight in bg3 but whilst ketheric is a depressed bastard and killed him self over remembering his wife (and being self aware of how much he would disappoint her) barnabas is not only so insane and in love that itâs near religious fervour but he would also have a split second of âmention them again and i will kill your for realâ. heâs more like castlevania dracula style of widow to me
This would probably happen either when Clive is saving Jill or when Odin finds Clive in Waloed when heâs scouting with Gav, thereâs a very ominous change in the air, his tone, the very atmosphere itself seems to weep an all-encompassing darkness as Barnabas speaks slowly.
âMention that name again, and it will be the last thing you say, Mythos.â
In that moment he completely forgets his mission. He is eerily calm, almost daring either of them to say a single word before he remembers what he is here for, and begrudgingly leaves.
Also yes, heâs absolutely Dracula-coded, you could put Barnabas in his place and his wife as Lisa and absolutely nothing would change about the plot.
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