#this is gromskos canon face guys

[vasyandii]

AUGHHSHDUDBDHD MOJE KOCHANIE 

because sanguine squat deserves a much better preview than just the boring text it has right now

(additional version w/o the silly mask)

[ratgingi]

hey girl(gn) can you tell me about cod stuff. they seem silly 2 me

I SURE CAN BESTIE

ok so I have a whole list of favorites I won't get into but my tops right now are uhhhh könig nikto and krueger

könig is just a massive dude with social anxiety and he was bullied most of his life growing up for that + being Fucking Massive and he wanted to become a sniper but they told him he was too big and too fidgety so now he's an insertion specialist and a literal human battering ram . funfact on one mission he was rescuing hostages and they had to be convinced to go with him because he was just so fuckgin scary </3 anyway he's very sillay to me and in one of his voice lines if you make a kill with a sniper rifle he makes a comment like 'and they said i couldn't be a sniper' he's so bitchy i love him. also his 'mask' is just a shirt he cut eyeholes in

krueger is. kind of just a murderer that they let be in the military which is hilarious to me. hes fleeing murder charges and was in the military under a different name and then killed civilians and dipped before he could be taken away and now he's back in the military and claims innocence all the way through. he's so unhinged and he's like if könig were shorter and stinkier (even though he technically was here first)

nikto is so cool to me he is this big ass russian dude who like. got captured and tortured and his face got uber disfigured bc of it . so he always wears a mask. also he has a dissociative disorder and often refers to himself as we in dialogues which is so swag to me.

OH also there's a guy named gromsko who is like the ultimate silly the whole reason he joined the military was bc as a kid he used to have nightmares abt a guy on an armored horse bc of a painting in his grandma's house and when he got older and found out who the painting actually was he thought it was sick as hell and wanted to Become that guy so he joined the military. also he has a voice line where he just goes "HA i almost shat myself" in polish and he sounds so happy saying it its so funny

also we have a canon lesbian her name is laswell and she's even like. got a pretty decent role in the series and she's so pretty and I love her so much. she's so incredible to me

there's a ton of other really good characters too like gaz and farah and valeria and velikan and swagger and horangi and roach and mace and ghost and price and so many others that are just so good ok