#this is fun though

[westgreenzeke]

bitches be like lemme put kris through the most traumatizing unimaginable psychological torture for the sake of an au with a sick beat in the background

[carbone-arts]

I headcanon that he floats when he's happy

[umbraastaff]

There are two figures silhouetted against the iceberg's eerie glow. Both humanoids. The first is curled over the second protectively, and the second seems to be reaching back, trying to do the same.

Barry contemplates this for a minute. He's for sure not powerful enough to bend the ice apart, and even if he was, there's no guarantee he could do it without hurting them. Assuming they're alive, anyway, which is a long shot in itself.

But he's out here alone, and this floating mass of ice might float away if he leaves it alone to go get help. So, feeling a bit like an idiot, he starts whacking at it with his club.

A few hits later and he's being blasted in the face by pressurized air. Oh, shit, the ice was hollow. With that knowledge, he smashes through more of it, to where the two figures have now fallen limp to the ground.

They're nearly identical, and they've both got long ears, like… elves. Like air nomads.

He hovers awkwardly over both of them, trying to figure out what the fuck to do. They are both comically underdressed for the weather, in elven wear designed for the light, free movements of airbenders, not for the warmth needed by earthbound (icebound) peoples. But he can see their breathing, so shallow and fragile; they're both going to die if he doesn't do anything.

Barry pulls his coat off; adrenaline lets him ignore the frozen air for now as he starts shifting them so he can get it underneath, keep their backs from lying flat against the icy ground. But as he lifts the first one, she groans, and he startles, jostling her slightly.

Her eyes fly open, and she punches him in the gut. It's definitely not at full power, being in an awkward position and half-frozen, but she clearly knows where to aim: the breath is knocked out of him, letting her shove him away and scramble to her knees.

Then she sees her twin, and she grabs his shoulders. "Taako! Taako, wake up," she hisses desperately. Her eyes only flick over to Barry once more, making sure he's staying back. Slowly, Taako comes to.

"Five more minutes," he says faintly.

"No! Get up! We're at the fucking– what pole is this?" She asks Barry sharply, pupils in slits.

"The– We're– South pole," he says, wide-eyed.

"We're at the south pole!"

That seems to wake Taako up more; he sits up of his own volition, at least. Then he twists and stretches a little, and hops to his feet with unnatural dexterity: the grace of someone being lifted by the air itself. A staff flies into his hand from the ground. "Who's this clown?"

"I don't know, I literally woke up five seconds before you. Where's my staff?"

She climbs back into the broken iceberg to look around, and Taako looks at Barry. "So what's your deal, Bluejeans?"

"Barry– I'm Barry," he says. "I'm, like, I live here. What were you doing in a fuckin' iceberg?"

Taako shrugs flippantly. Lup stands triumphantly, a bright red umbrella held up above her head. "Fuck yes!" It's in impressively good condition for apparently being frozen in this iceberg for however long. As are both of the elves.

Lup looks down to see Barry gathering his outer coat up from the ground, and her gaze softens a little in realization of what he must've been doing with it. "You should put that back on, dude, it's cold."

"I mean– I've still got thicker clothes than you without it, s-so–" Barry starts, clearly shivering. He tries to hold it out towards either one of them, but she shakes her head and nudges it back to him.

"We're good, but thanks. You should get that on before you get pneumonia."

He clearly doesn't find that a satisfactory explanation, but he can't find the words to object in the moment, either. He awkwardly starts pulling his coat back on.

"Barry, yeah? I'm Lup," says the one that isn't Taako.

"You're elves, right?"

"Uh, yeah," says Taako, ears a-twitch. "What, you can't tell?"

"Uh, how… How long were you guys in there?"

Lup frowns, turning to Taako with a furrowed brow. "Uh, like… a few days? However long it takes to float here from the Southern Air Temple? Speaking of, they're probably suuuper worried, so as cute as you are, we should probably be getting back–"

Barry's too shocked to even react to being called cute. "There's people there?"

"Yes?" Taako says; even he's letting concern color his voice now, though his ridiculously large hat covers most of his expression.

"Why wouldn't there be?" Lup asks, rounding on Barry as her expression hardens.

Barry covers his mouth with a hand.

[airasora]

Calling out my shipping habits (Hazbin Hotel ep 6 spoiler!)

Friend: "So, what do you think about Charlie and Vaggie?"

Me: "Meh... they're already in an established happy, healthy relationship. That's just really boring to me."

Episode 6: *Vaggie is an angel and has killed thousands of Charlie's people in Hell*

Me: "... Well, would you look at that; I suddenly ship them."

[jensen-frackles]

I’ve made a google doc where I’m compiling all of the notes and information that I can as I go through the Welcome Home site. I’ve gotten most of the stuff I already knew about and now I’m diving deeper into each page on my own. I’ve found some interesting stuff so far but I am nowhere near done

[skyland2703]

A small ceratopsian dinosaur called Gremlin was recently discovered-

GREMLIN- it’s just too funny-

There are so many dinosaur rangers that should have that instead of what they already have in the Dino department-

GREMLIN?!! ANGY GREMLIN?!!??

They actually have such a good array of dinosaurs, WHYYYY do they stick to the classics— not to mention they add NOT DINOSAUR animals like sabertooth tigers and fUcKiNg dragon— there needs to be a season that’s got CREATIVE dinosaurs here 👀

Got any more interesting Dino trivia for meeeee??

[greghatecrimes]

sorry not sorry, I am going full autism special interest infodump mode on this blog today (and loving it)

[sycamorality]

no beta we die like sliver of straw

[ticklingmesoftly]

🎶 shuffle your favorite playlist and post the first five songs that come up. then copy/paste this ask to your favorite mutuals <3 🫵

This time I'll do the playlist that literally has "favorite" in the title, lol. I don't think it has ALL of my favorite songs, but it has the ones I remembered to put on it.

... I'm old and listen to old (2000s-2010s) music okay

[detective-piplup]

I planned to draw something less silly for this silly au that literally came to me in a dream, but I have been very tired today and couldn’t be bothered to do anything more than. This

(snippets based off of this fic loosely btw)

[sophieswundergarten]

[simbaswhale]

What is this app help me

Idk how to use this app but you know what I am just now realising that all my FAV AO3 AUTHORS KNOW AND ALL FOLLOW EACH OTHER LIKE WHAT so that has made up for the confusing tumblr causes me

side note: do i want to be part of the elite marauders fanfic writers circle? yes. do i have the time or botherdeness to write one of the many ideas i have for a long haul fic? no. rip me.

[millenianthemums]

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#i know they’ve been lying since the beginning of time but it’s weighing on me more and more to see them get so blatant and shameless abt it

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#5

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#4

I imagine this is how Ingo’s first battle in Hisui must have gone.

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#2

i want a shirt that has a QR code on it for some kind of horrible malware so that if anyone ever tries to film me in public their phone will automatically scan the code and be reduced to a functionless brick

104,626 notes - Posted October 11, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

sometimes plushies make me cry because it’s like. they’re little guys made to be loved. their only purpose is to be held and hugged and loved. we made them because we love making things and we love loving things. and they’re so cute

105,003 notes - Posted July 19, 2022

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[nyxokal]

Love being the martial fighter who gets abandoned to my fate in front of the big monster

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[sisterdragonwithfeathers]

this is your random reminder to CHECK IF YOU'RE STILL HAVING FUN

are you enjoying scrolling tumblr? watching youtube? reading that book? playing that game? drawing that art? doing that activity? if not,

YOU CAN STOP AND DO SOMETHING ELSE

you don't have to stick to something that you are doing for fun if it isn't fun for you anymore. You can come back! If you've loved it before you are likely to love it again! but you can stop!

Don't get stuck in a loop of doing something that you think should be fun when it isn't! You can put it down for a bit! Maybe that's the very thing that will make it fun again later!