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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dead Boy Detectives (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne/Charles Rowland Characters: Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne, Charles Rowland (DCU), Despair of the Endless, Simon (Dead Boy Detectives) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Everyone Is Alive, Alternate Universe - Lawyers, Charles Rowland Has ADHD (DCU), Autistic Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne, Mutual Pining, Play Fighting, The rituals are intricate okay, everyone give it up for the (alive) postman aka #1 cockblock, passenger princess edwin, High School Reunion, giving edwin THREE different hell analogies in this one. he really do be going through it huh, why are you as a man a lawyer? to call another man your legal partner?, all my homies hate simon, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Friendship/Love, Friends to Lovers, Getting Together, First Kiss, Love Confessions Summary:

Edwin returned to the envelope, from which his attention should never have veered, and opened it with a single, precise cut. The letter opener was returned to Charles – another brief, searing touch – as Edwin carefully removed and unfolded the glossy paper. The crest in the letterhead, a bloody wound against the white background, immediately caught his eye. “St. Hil’s, innit?” Charles, leaning over Edwin’s shoulder, confirmed what they both knew. They exchanged a dark, speaking glance. No, neither of them had fond memories of that place.

Or: Edwin attends his high school reunion and is very normal about his (legal) partner.

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muse dynamic wishlist .

for you to pop into my dms and be like "bones we should do this with [YOUR MUSE HERE]!!!"

chilchuck: - parent + child. let chil parent your muse

fai: - mentor + mentee. honestly i'd love to explore post-canon fai a bit more... fai as a healed man mentoring your muse...in life? in magic? all of the above? - sunshine + grumpy. please please PLEASE throw your grumpies at fai, he will annoy the hell out of them with his childish whimsy

falin: - sunshine + grumpy. different from the fai kind in that falin is so gentle and patient, she's very much ideal for muses who need a little bit (or a lot) of that sort of personality to open up. - gal pals. /srs i want falin to have a bestie. just soft friendship where they can open up to each other and have fun and. yeah :) - gal pals. /j i love shipping falin

fleki: - sun + moon. fleki is a creature of pure chaos and a calming presence beside her is always appreciated. - emotionally mature + the exact opposite. on that note, fleki is incredibly emotionally immature. pairing her up with someone who is entirely the opposite could lead to some interesting development for her. or a horrible time for the other muse. or both! - two freaks of nature. yall wanna do elf drugs?

ukitake: - mentor + mentee. grandpa/dad figure. let him parent you and teach you the ways of the world and how to fight and philosophy and - sun + star. ukitake is a gentle sort of bright -- an excited, sunny muse to bounce off his positive energy is 10/10, even if he can't always match that energy. - this guy needs an enemy. preferably one he can shmooze onto the good side after a fair amount of spicy conflict, but a tragic ending is always fun too. :3

kurama: - vicious demon + the human he's terribly fond of. basically any kurama relationship, really, but im a big fan of him getting to protect his favorite creatures in increasingly horrifying ways. (i swear kurama isnt evil and i dont write him that way. i swear) - vicious demon + the equally vicious indivudal he cant stand. being the way he is, kurama doesnt have a whole lot of enemies, much less ones that can actually stand up to him. we should change this.

light: - two traumatized weirdos healing together. lets go on a healing journey...together. and probably fuck it up a lot and often. - (puts your muse in the nonary games) (puts your muse in the nonary games) (p - sender + receiver. what if ur muse suddenly had a lowkey psychic mindlink with light. what if - rivals. light is a vain motherfucker. i have no concepts for this, but him having a rival is so funny to me. he is never not the smartest guy in the room he would lose his mind

simon: - toxic yaoi. pha.ntomq.uill is a favorite ship of mine, i will not be accepting questions at this time - sunshine + grumpy. simon is the grumpy. - prisoners. just imagine it. your muse is in jail, my muse is in jail....the possibilities are endless. - enemies. less in a literal sense (unless...?) and more in a "two haters who should not be allowed in the same room" kind of sense. - childhood friends. a banger trope made even more banger by simon's transformation from Polite Little Guy to Pretends To Be A Villain Mastermind And Hasnt Slept In 7 Years. - found family. just...all of it. let simon be your big brother. come be simon's dad. whatever. i fuck with this so heavy

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I agree with anon actually. Here, we discuss Bill, Alida, and their kids in the most disgusting way possible! Then we go like "yeah yeah let's not talk about them." Guys, we literally said the same thing about them last year, 2 years ago, 5 tears ago, and more! Now what? Did they break up? No! Did they have more kids together? Yes! And I don't get it. Why u expect a couple to cuddle and hug in public when they did more than this at home and have already 3 kids?! Why u all act like u have a camera in their house knowing what's going on there? Maybe they're so lovey dovey in private and not in public cause if u remember once Bill and Alida were lovey lovey in public in a football match, Simon and Mortox both lost their shit over it and over analyzed everything in that video! That was the time for me that I found out it doesn't matter how Bill and Alida behave in public! People gonna over analyze everything and just keep going with the idea that Bill and Alida hate each other and Alida wants his money and fame! Let's be honest. We just don't like Alida cause we don't find her as beautiful or as perfect as Bill, or we think it is sth awful that she's only 5 years older than him! Tbh I'm tired of this. This is the woman Bill chose for himself and in his life, he could do 100 times better but idk what she has that Bill chose her in the first place. Maybe he really loves her! Maybe he really hates her! Maybe she's not the person that haters tried so hard to sell to us! Maybe if you hang out with her, you actually feel good with her and find her so kind and good! Maybe... maybe... maybe... maybe! We're just here repeating everything we talked about before several times! Even about that short film!!! U know? I expected u to stop answering anything about Bill and Alida but I guess u just like dramas or generally after 8 years can't get over Alida or accept her. Most people in Fandom accepted her except 4-5 people. Guys... get over it... we do not know Alida, we do not know Bill, we know NOTHING about their private life. All we see is less than 1 percent of their life! Chill. Accept them as a couple ( even if they look weird to u ). Move on. We're discussing them for about 10 years now. Then what? Really? What we got? Expect more babies from Bill and him being happy as a father we literally know nothing in their life! And this is so wrong to talk about them like this when we don't know them. What if one day we find out that Alida's not the bad one? U know what I mean? It's wrong to judge them when u don't know both parties or anything about them at all! Through these whole years Simon and Mortox tried so hard to sell us lies. Please don't turn to one of them! You're my favorite blog! Be more open minded. Chill. Accept. Move on. They have nothing to do in our lives, so why should we even bother ourselves talking about people that we don't know?! U know? I personally won't like to judge anyone from a video or a picture! I have to be in their lives, see them, talk to them and then I can judge! For example my parents get pics together, cuddle in public, and do everything in public eye. But here, in this house, there's not one single night that we sleep without hearing them screaming or arguing! Playing the lovey dovey couple in public isn't going to change what's really happening irl! Fact! So don't expect any couple be like that in public after being in the same relationship for a very long time! They got used to each other. As I said they did more than that at their home 😉

Oh and fuck mccreepy. He's an asshole. Hope he doesn't hurt Bill physically or mentally one day. He's like one of those guys threatening u, and then u can do nothing to get rid of him. Cause he will kill u. lmao. (i watched a lot of drama tv shows. Lol)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnddddd, Merry Christmas, yall. 🎉🎊

Anon got mad at me for saying that for me they have an open relationship and for suggesting that he ( during the Hemlock grove era , when he was single) may have had groupies .

That is not "talking about Alida or Bill in the most disgusting way" and I'VE NEVER REPOSTED NOR GIVEN SPACE TO THE DISGUSTING THEORIES ABOUT BILL'S KIDS.

Yep a couple of years ago I had my moments but never have I ever messed with the children nor with alida's appearance. Can they please stop saying I'm being mean against her ?

Even when some anon came here calling A a "leach" I defended her.

And yeah fuck Brian mc creepy.