#this is exhibit a

[remyfire]

Wrote a 1.8k-word vaguely imagined headcanon scene today that I'm just staring at, like "Wow, you literally typed almost 2,000 words for one Trap and Hawk concept that you can't even pretty up to make it into a postable fanfic, you could've put that into any of the fics that are waiting for you to finish them." But unfortunately I love them.

[sanityshorror]

Octavian, *opening his draft for WW1*: Im going to dodge this draft so fucking hard. fuck that. *Throws it in the fire*

Devlin, *opening the letter announcing his deployment date to serve in combat for the Marine Corps of WW1*: WOO-OO-oooo-oooo..LET'S GO!!!!! >:D

[mariistyping]

Also this is just something about me but. I know realistically every time I see OPLA on here it stands for ‘one piece live action’ but still every time at first I think to myself “ah yes. Avatar the last air bender” 💀💀💀🤣

[babybluebitchface-blog]

those fuck ass animatronics would not have stood a chance against this absolute god

[esoterictboy]

I just think it’s super hot when people are bent over naked like, face down ass up showing everything. Like they’re just so fucking horny they don’t even wanna know what comes next it’s the perfect position like I could spit in your hole one minute and be breeding you the next and you’re just so desperate for it you don’t even care you’re practically shoving your hole in my face you just drool all over yourself and cum ? It’s fucking slutty.

@/tooesoteric2tboy - now

[tauforged]

WE HAVE A PEACOCK MANTIS SHRIMP AT WORK NOW AND I AM OBSESSED WITH HER. EVERYONE SAY HI TO SCYLLA!! PLEASE ADMIRE HER BEAUTIFUL COLORS AND SASSY LITTLE GRAVEL KICK. SHES INCREDIBLE

[dunmeshistash]

Falin..

[valtsv]

okay this is kind of a devastating read

[iloveabortions]

Kiki Smith: ‘Constellation’ at Nelson-Atkins Museum of Art (1996)

[exdivine]

Tracey Emin, My Dead Body - A Trace Of Life, 2024, London

[h0rnyv01d]

put me in my place (between your legs, sucking your cock dumbly while you stroke my hair)

[cuntboy-girl]

imagine being forced to fuck yourself on a knotted toy thats suctioned to a window behind you.

you're tied and cuffed and gagged. The only movement you can manage is to push yourself back on the extra large silicone wolf dick inside of you.

It's early. Not many people are up, but soon, the sidewalks outside your window will be bustling, and they'll have the perfect view of your cunt, stretching obscenely around the knot as you fuck yourself.

don't worry though, your captor (and new owner) says they'll let you go if you put on a good enough show. maybe if you stick out your tongue and cum your little puppy brains out while you fuck your cunt open, they'll let you go before anyone realizes what a slutty pussy you're hiding between your legs

[esoterictboy]

bullying sexually is just too fun sorry! I wanna shove your face into my crotch and make you huff it ! I wanna laugh at you after I pull you away by the scruff on your neck and notice the wet spot in your underwear! I wanna pants you so you have to try and fail miserably to cover yourself up ! I wanna pinch your nipples through your shirt, I wanna slide your underwear to the side and take pictures of your hole all wet and desperate ! I wanna make you lie face down ass up and naked so we can all laugh at how bad you want my dick and how desperate you are for it !

@/tooesoteric2tboy - now

[snoreznore]

I need him to tie me down completely and make me watch all kinds of porn. He’ll put on whatever he wants, and observe my cunt getting wetter when he puts on something I like. He’ll laugh and tease me about how wet I get over whatever I’m watching. Call me pathetic because “really? THIS is what you get off too? Wow, you really are just a dirty, depraved little pervert, aren’t you?”

He’ll stick his fingers in me and touch me up to different videos, and see when I moan the most. He’ll force me to act out certain scenes to see which ones I like most.

“Really? this is what you like, puppy?”

But he’ll wait until I’m dripping down my thighs to flip me over, spank my hole and absolutely ravage me from behind.