#this is definitely not about

[watermelonshine]

only if I had a big muscular woman taking care of me while I'm in the bed sick and telling me not to worry about doing nothing because I need to focus of getting better while swiping the sweat off of my forehead.

[ominous-faechild]

You know you did great creating a character when they speak a SINGLE word and your friend screams "HOMOSEXUAL!!!!"—

[marziix]

literlaky dying but atleats i love my wife (❛◡❛✿)

[cosmonets]

every time i figure out something about a story i feel so smart and so alone in it bc reading is an independent thing??!!! until i realize wait hundreds of thousands of people have realized the same thing about the same line of dialogue. get over urself

[oifaaa]

Someone in that poll said not to watch naruto bc it's queerbait and I hate to tell you this but naruto wasn't trying to queerbait you it's actually the number 1 example of "text is so misogynistic it becomes gay"

[shrubsparrow]

It's in the eye of the beholder

[marlynnofmany]

If that doesn't have potential for some fairytale nonsense, I don't know what does.

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[miiilowo]

days used to last all day. now days last 5 hours. If you're lucky

[pangur-and-grim]

alright, I’m annoyed with the class that I’m taking. it’s about writing novels, and I thought it would have cool stuff about balancing your narrative and developing themes etc, but instead she spent the first class talking about how every book fits into the Hero’s Journey (the monomyth template). and I was somewhat of a contrarian, and said “can you give us examples of books that don’t fit into this template?” and she said “no. because all books fit.”

but I dunno man, I just finished reading this Korean book where the plot is just the character having a string of hookups and reflecting on them without changing in any way. I don’t know if it’s possible to contort that into the Hero’s Journey.

[darlingofdots]

my parents are on holiday in their mobile home

they're expected back this upcoming weekend

I just spent ten days in my childhood home to keep an eye on things

I have hidden 100 small yellow ducks all over the house

I am very excited for my parents to be back

[angelicgarnet]

the way people online talk about autism is getting really weird, like do they know that neurotypicals still have interests? that someone being passionate about a hobby doesn't mean they're autistic? you guys know that right

[whyissupernaturaltrending]

a former US president gets shot at and rather than trend himself he causes supernatural to trend instead because everyone is sharing the news via the destiel meme. unparalleled

[ciderjacks]

contracts written in blood

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[shyflops]