#this is canon as far as im concerned

[thefrogdalorian]

While I was rewatching The Phantom Menace yesterday, I was thinking during the sequence at the end with the N-1 Starfighters that one of them could be Din's, and boom! A rather amusing new headcanon was born.

So, obviously we know that Peli Motto somehow came into possession of one of the ships and in approximately 9ABY on Tatooine, she restores it with Din on Tatooine.

But what if four decades previously, it was the same starship used by a certain Anakin Skywalker during the Battle of Naboo...

So, why would this be funny?

Well, because of what Anakin uses the ship for, and the fact its eventual owner has a well known disdain for droids...

After Anakin leaves the hangar on Naboo, he joins the dogfight up in space. Eventually, he finds himself on one of the Trade Federation's ships and after a bit of panicking, has a great time destroying a few droids...

As they fire at him, he launches a few shots which inadvertently causes the Droid Control Ship to blow up. Every single one of the thousands of droids on Naboo instantly powers down, ensuring that the planet is saved.

But this kid really used an N-1 starfighter to blow up an enormous ship of vital strategic importance. I mean, look at it go! Bye bye droids!

I have nothing to base this hc off other than Anakin used an N-1 to destroy droids and Din (who hates droids) eventually has the same kind of ship. But I'm running with it because I think it's hilarious and that Din would be pretty pleased to know that his N-1 has a history of destroying droids...

Wizard, indeed.

[yoursonlucifer]

moonshine is fat!!!!!!!!!

[machetespaghetti]

Was just thinking about how funny this was like three days ago.

Rogue One Ending

Tarkin made sure to fire straight through Krennic

[obsmiechujek]

please give us your wrightworth proposal theoriess 🤲

Is it still a theory If I KNOW it's real?

[wiles-warriors-blog]

I absolutely did base her off of a black tancho koi

[bobosbillionsknives]

So we all know Knives is a fucking freak who drinks chilled wine in martini glasses

But my mind blowing game theory is that it isn't even wine at all. It's like cranberry juice or something. I don't think he'd even drink alcohol, that's some crazy shit humans do to avoid their problems. He'd think he's above that. Whether Knives likes it or not, he's still that curious kid who was fascinated by humans and their cultures. He just likes to feel included from a safe distance. He wants to feel like a pretty pretty princess in his castle drinking his fancy wine. But he doesn't actually know anything about wine etiquette, which is why this looks so fucking weird. All about the fantasy babyyy.

(He's very sheltered and off-putting.)

Also I'm not sure he'd want to take any kind of mind altering substance with how paranoid he always is. Alcohol is probably banned in every square inch of his base. If you wanna drink, go and do it out in the sinners world. This is EDEN !!!

[sukibenders]

"Rhaenyra isn't the stepmother, she's the mother who stepped up!"

The HOTD writers themselves are hardly doing anything to support that narrative, so I take this rhetoric with a grain of salt. While I think, in some way, Rhaenyra does care for Baela and Rhaena....if I had to point out a motherly figure for them that could pose as someone stepping in Laena's place, Rhaenyra would not be it.

[baberahamlinkin]

[toddtakefive]

few will understand demiromantic gay neil but i do

[dancing-lex]

It was always Jayvik, everything started with them and it all ended with them I'm broken!!!!!!

[smoshidiot]

watch your back 🗡️

[astral-schools]

enjoy your stay!

[hotshotsxyz]

on couches and the universe

(buddie) (683 words) (6x11 coda) in which margaret buckley is NOT allowed to be the solution to the couch problem <3

The couch doesn’t fit.

It takes everything Buck has not to burst out laughing, because of course it doesn’t. Why would it? It’s not like his Mom had painstakingly measured the entire apartment while Buck watched bemusedly from the chair. Oh wait.

“I just don’t understand,” Margaret says, hands on her hips. “It should be perfect!”

“Maybe it’s a sign from the universe,” Buck says with a half grin. “I have to find my own couch.”

Margaret frowns. “I can find the right one for you, I know it.”

“Look, Mom, it’s fine, I’ll get one when I get one. It’s not like it was with my leg, I can get up the stairs just fine.”

Margaret swallows and looks away uncomfortably. “Evan—” she starts, but then doesn’t say anything to follow.

Buck grimaces. Instinctively, he wants to apologize for bringing it up, but— the voice in his head that apparently turns into bizarro Bobby when he’s in a coma tells him he’s got nothing to apologize for, and he’s pretty sure it’s right.

After a moment of tension, Margaret sighs. “I’d better go call the store to return this.” She steps back into the kitchen, away from the couch that refused to wedge itself in place under the stairs.

Buck hesitates a moment, then steps out on the balcony to make a call of his own.

“Hey,” Eddie says, soft and warm and familiar, and in a moment all the tension Buck hadn’t realized he was carrying seeps from his shoulders.

“Hey yourself,” Buck replies, leaning against the wall and looking out at the city.

“How’s the new couch?” Eddie asks, and this time Buck doesn’t even try to stop himself from laughing.

“It doesn’t fit,” he chuckles.

“And that’s funny because…?” Eddie asks. Buck care hear the bemused smile he’s sure adorns Eddie’s lips.

“Because!” Buck says, gesturing wildly. “The universe or something.”

Eddie is silent for a few moments. “You know,” he says, a little more deliberately, “I think I’m starting to buy into this universe you keep talking about.”

Buck gasps dramatically. “You, Eddie Diaz, a believer?”

Eddie huffs out a small breath. “Yeah, well, something obviously has it out for you and couches,” he says.

“Nah,” Buck replies. “It’s just helping me keep the space open for the right one.”

“Maybe so,” Eddie says softly.

A comfortable silence envelops them, interrupted only by the distant sounds of traffic. Buck’s pretty sure he could stay like this for hours, quiet, resting, listening to Eddie breathe on the other end of the line. His mind wanders, though, and within minutes, Buck speaks again.

“I think I need to ask my parents to go home,” he admits, glancing back at the sliding glass door to make sure it’s closed.

“Why?” Eddie asks, not judgmental or even particularly curious. Just… giving him space.

Buck chews on his lower lip. “In my dream, my parents were there, right? And it was—it was almost happy, you know?”

Eddie hums an acknowledgement but says nothing.

“And they’re trying, I know they are,” Buck continues. “But there’s all this history, and I can’t help but think they wouldn’t be here if they hadn’t been, you know, already here.”

“You’re allowed to need some space,” Eddie reminds him gently.

Buck ducks his head and smiles. “I know,” he says. “I think I just—need some time to separate this version of my parents from the ones in my head.”

“Well, you might not have a couch,” Eddie says, “but I do. It’s yours, no questions asked.”

Buck laughs softly, “I might just take you up on that,” he says.

“You’d better,” Eddie says. “I know it’s only been a day, but Christopher’s been vibrating out of his skin asking to see you.”

“I miss him too,” Buck says. “I think—I can’t just run away from this, you know? But uh—”

“After,” Eddie says, when he doesn’t complete the thought. “Talk to them, and then as soon as you’re done—we’ll be waiting.”

“I’ll be there soon,” Buck says softly.

“I know you will.”

[quackurucho]

i think its very funny how embarrassingly down bad cquackity was for ccharlie Immediately right off the bat. maybe its just their limited improv/semi-lore screentime that enhances the feeling but like he literally just took him, taught him how to gamble for like 40 minutes and then immediately started saying shit like “you are my best friend you are the greatest friend that i have”. there was NOTHING gradual or reluctant about it he pretty much leaped into his arms without question

[piningpercussionist]

Soooo for the future AU with married Kim and Ramona, who do you think would take whose last name?? Or would they double barrel them?? Or not mess with their last names at all? Was literally lying awake thinking about this last night it means far too much to me

Oh man... much to consider...

Obviously, the funny/correct (/j) answer is they end up hyphenating it as Pine-Flowers.

But honestly like.. either of them taking the others name is also so cute? Kim Flowers, Ramona Pine.... they make me very 💞💞💞

(Flowers-Pine is also a fine order for the hyphenated take, and arguably more funny since Pine-Flowers is right there, but I think Pine-Flowers has better flow, ya know?)

Of course, this is taking at as a "legitimately married" au as I have taken you to posit here,, whenever I think about their future selves, personally, I've been thinking about it like "yeah Ramona's still married to Scott actually. This changes nothing for me" ahfduksfjdh

[reel-fear]

Looking at my old bendy posts is so sad. I used to post dissections of the story and fun things in it, I'd still like to do that but Mike sucks out so much of my energy but I also constantly feel the need to post about whatever dumb shit he says so I can explain to people why it's bad and shouldn't be supportive. On his youtube post a ton of people are being so kind to him and I'm just baffled. This rude asshole who has been nothing but bigoted towards his fans who want to see more diversity gets to be seen as some massive victim because HE said some dumb shit and people didn't like it? What about the young queers who were devastated to find out they'd never be represented in Bendy? What about the people of color who had to witness the graphic novel be filled with almost nothing but white people, with the only canonical person of color now being a book-exclusive [aka Non-Canon] character? Why do they matter so little to so many people? Why do the feelings of Mike, who has literally earned every bit of hate he's ever gotten, matter more than those of the people he's hurt? Why do I have to be the one who constantly updates tumblr on the new stupid shit he's saying no matter how tired and upset it makes me to have to constantly talk about the awful things he constantly says and then gets away with.

I miss being able to talk positively about Bendy, when most of my posts were just talking about cool things I thought about from the franchise. But being honest, I don't think I can ever go back to that time either. With stuff like the bendy books being no longer canon when they contain the best writing in the entire franchise and the way Mike shits himself at any critique he gets... I just can't speak positively of Bendy without some sort of "But..." Anymore, this franchise just fucking sucks currently.

I could make the posts I wanted to about stuff like how much I love Norman but I don't like Game Norman cause he lacks the interesting bits the books added and Book Norman has an awful design now thanks to these assholes! I could make all the posts I had wanted to about BATDR and its story, but I don't like to speak positively of the games anymore cause I don't want people to support them! I could make more posts on the books but then I'll be reminded that all this great writing Kress did, the bendy devs are completely ungrateful for! I literally can't speak purely nice of this franchise anymore cause at every turn I'm faced now with just how much it's been ruined and how much of that happened recently. I miss being able to make a causal nice post about Bendy but now I feel I can't do so without it being misleading or not the full story, Mike has tainted this fucking franchise with his presence and the fact Meatly lets him speak for both of them without stopping him or challenging him makes me assume he thinks the same way Mike does. Ughhhhhhhhhh