#this is awfulllll

[yeyinde]

the Simon baby-trapping fic is finally finished but where Price was the fluffy, 80s sitcom (but one filled with gone girl-esque mutual manip, morally ambiguous shenanigans), Simon is what happens when you try to tame a rabid dog.

his idea of want in this is like a child trapping a firefly inside a pretty glass jar filled with shredded grass, leaves, broken sticks, dirt, and crushed flowers. everything is perfect; cosy. comfortable—

but he forgot to poke holes in the lid.

[realitytvsb]

Can i just say…this season IS MESSYYYY

Like??? Tribal council alone…

THE CUSHION AND THEATER SNACKS??

JEFFFFF

[clonewarsahsoka]

I think I got a cavity im going to kms

[agayconcept]

i am dying of the world's evilest migraine and would rly love for someone to put me out of misery asap immediately tyvm

pls kill me

Pls

[wherethepoetswentodie]

I can’t leave work until it lets me through or kicks me out either because I’ll have no signal for the nearly an hour drive home

[teddybeartoji]

making out with suguru making out with suguru making out with suguru making out with suguru making out with su—

[gu6chan]

im ngl i love faputa and will continue to love her but genuinely like. It's been on my mind but i kinda sorta hate what they're doing with her now

[moopiter]

THIS IS OF NO RELIVANCE TO ANYONE, BUT!!!!

I PASSED FINAL!!! AND MY CLASSSSSS WITH A 75.... BUT THATS STILL PASSING

Are my dreams of going to medical school after this shattered because I need like a 3.8 gpa to even apply? Yes.

BUT!!!

Do I have to pay 2k to retake this class and meet with the program director to beg to not be removed from the program? No!!! YIPPIEEEEE!!!!

Granted this is kinda my fault for going to this school because they have an awful reputation for being the hardest school in the country for my specific thing... why did I think doing pre med there was a good idea? Idk. But whateverrrr! A win is a win.

[gelarshiesprofruitboarder]

hes such a freak of nature <333

[i-ate-your-dog-srry]

I WANT A COOL ARTSTYLE!!! GIVEMEE GIVEME GIVEME!!! I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!! WHY ISINT IT COMING TO ME!!! NO MATTER WHAT I TRY!!!

[menlove]

trying to go back to vegetarian for a week as a soft launch...... paul you better come out

[imageingrunge]

Just saw mindflayer!Gale’s new Mystra ending where he’s cured n goes onto to be Mystra’s new footstool in Elysium? And honestly?!! I have mad respect for emps being like nah fuck all y’all I’m doing my own thing

[rei-does-stuff]

Now if only I didn’t look like an ugly 12 year old I dont think women like that

[usertoxicyaoi]

“What an idiot. Is she doing that as a presentation?” THE EIGHTH SENSE (2023) - Episode 5.

[puella-1n-somn10]

I hate being a 3D modeler with autism, bro- what is this????

[ssruis]

i was laughing when you said '4 beautiful covers and 1 assault on my ears' but i listened to all of them in a row and 💀💀💀 it's accurate. i forgot that i fucking hated his cover for a reason LMAOOO. like its not bad but he sounds like he's killing himself by trying to scream the high notes - sakitenmaenjoyer

It was so funny bc earlier today before I said that I had to use vouchers to get a cover card for him so I could get him to CR 39. & the only solo covers available atp are king/buriki no dance/gunjo sanka and I was like “well I’m not gonna like or use any of them but I might as well see what I’m getting.” clicked on gunjo sanka and immediately regretted it. Possibly the worst alt vocals in the game. Too much character voice + song is out of his range (especially using the nasally character voice)… it’s painful…. The only thing I could ever fathom it being used for is like. Sonic weaponry. Nene those singing lessons are not working at ALL. Thank god they lowered the key for his NEO alt.