#this is awfulllll

[yeyinde]

the Simon baby-trapping fic is finally finished but where Price was the fluffy, 80s sitcom (but one filled with gone girl-esque mutual manip, morally ambiguous shenanigans), Simon is what happens when you try to tame a rabid dog.

his idea of want in this is like a child trapping a firefly inside a pretty glass jar filled with shredded grass, leaves, broken sticks, dirt, and crushed flowers. everything is perfect; cosy. comfortable—

but he forgot to poke holes in the lid.

[realitytvsb]

Can i just say…this season IS MESSYYYY

Like??? Tribal council alone…

THE CUSHION AND THEATER SNACKS??

JEFFFFF

[clonewarsahsoka]

I think I got a cavity im going to kms

[agayconcept]

i am dying of the world's evilest migraine and would rly love for someone to put me out of misery asap immediately tyvm

pls kill me

Pls

[wherethepoetswentodie]

I can’t leave work until it lets me through or kicks me out either because I’ll have no signal for the nearly an hour drive home

[teddybeartoji]

making out with suguru making out with suguru making out with suguru making out with suguru making out with su—

[gu6chan]

im ngl i love faputa and will continue to love her but genuinely like. It's been on my mind but i kinda sorta hate what they're doing with her now

[gelarshiesprofruitboarder]

hes such a freak of nature <333

[i-ate-your-dog-srry]

I WANT A COOL ARTSTYLE!!! GIVEMEE GIVEME GIVEME!!! I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!! WHY ISINT IT COMING TO ME!!! NO MATTER WHAT I TRY!!!

[menlove]

trying to go back to vegetarian for a week as a soft launch...... paul you better come out

[imageingrunge]

Just saw mindflayer!Gale’s new Mystra ending where he’s cured n goes onto to be Mystra’s new footstool in Elysium? And honestly?!! I have mad respect for emps being like nah fuck all y’all I’m doing my own thing

[rei-does-stuff]

Now if only I didn’t look like an ugly 12 year old I dont think women like that

[usertoxicyaoi]

“What an idiot. Is she doing that as a presentation?” THE EIGHTH SENSE (2023) - Episode 5.

[ssruis]

i was laughing when you said '4 beautiful covers and 1 assault on my ears' but i listened to all of them in a row and 💀💀💀 it's accurate. i forgot that i fucking hated his cover for a reason LMAOOO. like its not bad but he sounds like he's killing himself by trying to scream the high notes - sakitenmaenjoyer

It was so funny bc earlier today before I said that I had to use vouchers to get a cover card for him so I could get him to CR 39. & the only solo covers available atp are king/buriki no dance/gunjo sanka and I was like “well I’m not gonna like or use any of them but I might as well see what I’m getting.” clicked on gunjo sanka and immediately regretted it. Possibly the worst alt vocals in the game. Too much character voice + song is out of his range (especially using the nasally character voice)… it’s painful…. The only thing I could ever fathom it being used for is like. Sonic weaponry. Nene those singing lessons are not working at ALL. Thank god they lowered the key for his NEO alt.

[matchamabs]

idk bro they can scrub up nicely u know

[witchblade]

this one