#this is an offer

[ko-neko-san]

We're all gonna die. What the fuck. He should be thankful? Thankful that you're openly hanging out with the guy who's actively bombing his country?? Thankful that you held ceasefire talks with the man who's actively trying to annex his country, without him being involved?? The only one "gambling with world war three" is the same person that fucking did it last time, too, donny.

[nixiecat]

how do we feel about butch hands in blue nitrile gloves. maybe even sweaty

[agooodpuppydog]

Ok terfs, if women can't have dicks, then what was I choking on last night

[th3-living-death]

Being fucked stupid will fix me I promise.

[hauntedhotel]

Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.

Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?

Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.

[longsightmyth]

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

[a-study-in-bullshit]

"I love you , I'm glad we're friends"

[c2ntor]

People should Dm Me More I’m so Funny

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Jason, freshly adopted from the streets. Still freaked out, wondering downstairs for breakfast.

Kid!Tim, munching on cereal: hi!

Jason: who are you?

Tim, wiping his hands clumsily on his pants and sticking it out for Jason to shake: Timothy Jackson Drake. Pleased to meet you!

Jason, shakes nervously before looking around: ah. Yeah. Jason.

Tim, seriously, eyes wide and innocent: did he steal you too?

Jason: What?

Tim: Did Batman steal you too?

[chiptrillino-art]

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found the time to dust off and colour some sokkas! at least some concept to make sure our boy is well-dressed and protected through the episodes in season one. (i am not entierly sold on all though... hm...

you may also like: zuko, sokka, ty lee, suki,

[geezmarty]

(bellara/taash) nerd/jocks lovers rise up

[pillowspace]

GIRLY JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT CYERCE ELEGANS

If Cyerce nigricans is a butterfly, then this is a fairy... Cyerce nigricans for comparison:

[vamprisms]

omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services

[marvelousiz]

Jon…..,… n the Admiral…….

[insomniac-arrest]

the heavy machinery when I'm on pain meds and not supposed to be operating them