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how do we feel about butch hands in blue nitrile gloves. maybe even sweaty
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Ok terfs, if women can't have dicks, then what was I choking on last night
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Being fucked stupid will fix me I promise.
#fix me please#this is an offer#im so tired#im sorry i havent written anything ive had no motivation
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Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?
Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.
Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?
Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.
#libraries#we offer tech advice in the library#so it wasnt an out of pocket request#but people really do come to the library for help with the strangest things#its the buffy impulse#when in doubt#go to the library
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People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ
#anyway I'm sad#I even offered to move it myself yesterday and was told they couldn't find him#and then this morning apparently they did find him and just killed him immediately#it's just a little snake! he was outside!#they aren't venomous!
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"I love you , I'm glad we're friends"
#web weaving#webweaving#a-study-in-bullshit#friendship#on friendship#i love my friends#are u really friends if u havent offered to eat them out before??#i think not
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found the time to dust off and colour some sokkas! at least some concept to make sure our boy is well-dressed and protected through the episodes in season one. (i am not entierly sold on all though... hm...
you may also like: zuko, sokka, ty lee, suki,
#atla#sokka#i just think he is very resourceful and adaptable!#and he loves shopping so why not exploid yues tressury to get like decked in the nicest clothes and boots the northen water tribe can offer
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GIRLY JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT CYERCE ELEGANS
If Cyerce nigricans is a butterfly, then this is a fairy... Cyerce nigricans for comparison:
#sea slug#ok i have to go make food#hello my 11k notes. may i offer you: sun fnaf#alright this has 15k notes now. i guess i'll add tags#marine biology#nature#ocean#sea slugs#marine life#animals#sacoglossans#sacoglossan
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omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services
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the heavy machinery when I'm on pain meds and not supposed to be operating them
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they still go shopping together ☹️☹️☹️
#my art#fanart#sketch#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#itadori yuuji#kugisaki nobara#yes yuuji would switch shoes with her#in fact he would offer but her shoes are too small for him to put on#also he would ruin them
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Confess my love? The thing that killed my friend Castiel from Supernatural?
#can I instead offer you a knowing nod and a firm handshake in these trying times#supernatural#spn#castiel#dean winchester#destiel#deancas#misha collins#jensen ackles#spn crack#spn 15x18#despair
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#homeless#homeless people in edinburgh offered beds 250 miles away weeks after city declares housing emergency#homeless people#rent is theft#rent is too damn high#landlords are parasites#fuck landlords#landlords are scum#landlords are leeches#landlords are bastards#i’m a housing lawyer – landlords use new loophole to push out tenants in ‘bad faith’ evictions#landlords#i took my landlord to court over common rental problem that made my life hell and won $14#court dismisses assault on landlord and son who threw student out in his ‘jocks’ after no rent paid#we had to flee our home as it was invaded by mice & bedbugs – inspectors said it’s ‘deplorable’ but landlord won’t act#landlord#rental#rent#auspol#politas#ausgov#tasgov#taspol#australia#fuck neoliberals#neoliberal capitalism#anthony albanese#albanese government#eat the rich#eat the fucking rich
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(bellara/taash) nerd/jocks lovers rise up
#dragon age#bellara lutare#taash#bellataash#that's a nonexistent tag I'm just baptizing it in the hopes it takes off#I watched taash's romance just for fun and they are 1) corny as hell 2) it circles back into being endearing to me. sorry I love them#I do think there's definitely issues with things in their writing here and there don't get me wrong. but I AM obsessed with them#same goes for bellara tbh#anyway that's all I'll say I'm allergic to posting opinions online. do not contact me with unsolicited advice or offers etc#f
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three of swords (heartbreak, sorrow, grief)
plus the lines because i still prefer the clean look of it
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#*sigh* no the colouring didn't work out this is all i got to offer#this has way too many details so guess who is printing it not me not in a thousand years#agatha all along art#bean draws
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