#this is actually about one of my stupidest headcanons but anyway

[asukiess]

I love youuuu young Nathalie I’ve formed in my head

[bubblergoespop]

redacted headcanons wooo

some angsty, some cutesy, some whatever idk

elliott makes sunshine sleepy when they’re around him. not because of his powers but just because he makes them feel comfortable and safe. and being around him relieves them of the fear of having any nightmares again, because he won’t let it happen.

as the rest of the damn crew ages, gavin mimics the way they all age. wrinkling his skin, fading the colour from his hair, etc.

i don’t know much about plants but they can get sick right? like viral infections or something? anyway, one day, the plant that anton's love gave him was looking extremely wilted and anton sobbed practically everyday and poured his heart and soul into helping it until he was able to get it to recover again.

vincent was secretly envious of how well lovely seemed to be coping with their turning. not anymore though.

lasko's partner sleeptalks. lasko was shocked the first time they did it around him because it’s such a contrast to how quiet they are when awake.

sweetheart was in a rush to get to work one day and accidentally grabbed one of milo's shirts instead of their own. when they came home later on, milo realised they were wearing his top. ofc that awoke something in him and, since then, he’s had sweetheart put on multiple fashion shows in which they try on his clothes.

lasko's partner is the type of teacher who gives their students stickers and sweets, and they also doodle on any written exams when they mark them.

porter wasn’t alone when he was turned. he was with someone he cared about. and they cared for him. but they didn’t get turned. his maker murdered them and that’s why porter says “historically” it doesn’t turn out well for those who care for him.

the asset helps take care of anton's plant. they find actual biological life fascinating, and they can stare at a plant for as long as they like since it won’t get annoyed or uncomfortable like a human does.

gav stayed at the damn campus for longer than usual once and freelancer was left home alone with the time to over think and they ended up crying themself to sleep over their mortality and gavin’s immortality. gavin had no idea until they woke up the next morning. when they looked at him, he felt their core ache.

ever since angel tried on davey's clothes for the first time, david’s gone out of his way to hide angel’s clothes at times and/or “forget” to wash them with the rest of the laundry. and then he goes “oops guess you’ll just wear one of my shirts in the meantime…” with the stupidest smirk on his face ever

porter gets regular nightmares. from the trauma of his human life, the time with his maker and/or from the things he’s done for william. it’s the reason he says sleep won’t bring him peace, even though for most people, it would.

[asmo-cosmetics]

In honour of november ending, I think we deserve to know how exactly you think Asmo would ruin each brothers NNN

oldhead asmo-cosmetics follower ask (affectionate)

for newbies i have this headcanon that MC tells the brothers what no-nut november is and through a convoluted stream of banter they somehow all end up daring each other to do it... except asmo, who thinks it's the stupidest shit ever, and gives himself his own challenge out of pure spite and annoyance: make all of them lose.

target one: mammon

because he'd be the easiest, obviously.

as much as they bicker, mammon's soft spot for asmo is almost if not just as bad as lucifer's imo

mammon is also SO easy to manipulate, especially if asmo does his whole little "i'm just a dumb cute bimbo, i don't know all of this complicated manly stuff :/" routine

inserting mechanic mammon propaganda bc i can but imagine mammon's solution to how he's going to "win" (is there a bet? there's probably a bet if he's involved i guess right?) is that he's going to channel his frustration into working on his project car 💛

asmo's just hanging out in the garage to watch and mammon gripes at him to get out a few times but is eventually just like "well if you're here you're gonna help. hand me that"

mammon gradually getting happier and more relaxed as he gets to explain/teach everything he's doing to asmo who's pretending he doesn't know what a "chassis" is

asmo, all blushy and cute and fake-innocent, leaning on the hood of the car: "you always look so cool working in here, i just like watching"

and mammon's sweet baby (asmo) looks so pretty on his sweet baby (the car), and he folds like a cheap accordion

additional related headcanon that i am completely right about: the most embarrassing cheap porno lines absolutely work on mammon. ESPECIALLY from asmo. "pretty please? i need my big brother's big cock in me." "fuck, princess, i know. i know. yer big bro's got ya."

target two: beel

poor sweetie doesn't even realize how frustrated he is because it's usually belphie who notices when he's horny anyway, and just takes care of it for him.

in my mind beel really struggles with understanding a lot of instinctual bodily urges that aren't hunger, because since he's always hungry, his body telling him it wants or needs something isn't as immediately noticeable as it is to most people.

like, you know how sometimes you haven't had enough water, and instead of actually feeling thirsty, you just get a headache? like that.

it's usually not that much of an issue because belphie's right there to hand him a bottle of water, "here, you're thirsty, i can feel it" or snuggle him, "you can't just go around so tired, because then i'm going around tired and a half" or get him off, "c'mere, baby. i know what you need."

but now belphie can't help him get off, because they agreed to this stupid bet, because their older brothers kept teasing them that they would totally lose first because of each other, and belphie got really annoyed.

so belphie's brilliant solution was that he just. wouldn't tell beel when he was horny.

beel remains oblivious and just starts working out more and gradually getting into a bitchier and bitchier mood

honestly, asmo's doing this for beel's own good. he's getting mean. beel's never mean.

the twins are both really receptive to any kind of attention from asmo because he's their favorite older brother, so when asmo genuinely snaps at beel and starts scolding him for his attitude, beel is all sad and guilty and he's like. "i really don't know what's wrong :( i just feel really upset and irritated all the time. especially when you're here, even though i wanna see you :("

oh asmo's poor baby. beel lets asmo kiss him and even starts smiling and kissing back, but when asmo starts trying to take it further beel's like "no, wait, belphie will get mad," but asmo coaxes him with the promise that mammon's the loser, and "c'mon, sweetie, i can make you feel better, please just let me?"

asmo usually rides him when they have sex, but when poor beel laid back and spread himself and begged his big brother to please fuck him all better — how could he possibly refuse?

target three: levi

admittedly levi is also definitely pathetic enough to have been first. but asmo cares more about protecting levi's ego than mammon's. lol

it also took a little longer because i do think asmo would spoil levi for something like this, because they're genuinely close and i think asmo would actually be legitimately worried about his brother with a humiliation fetish vs his brother who actually has dangerously low self-esteem

because obviously he could've gone to levi first and just been like "oh please, you know you're not actually going to be able to do this, cumbrain, don't you? a fucking pervert like you who's addicted to hentai and eroge? at least with me you'd lose having sex instead of alone with your sad left hand." etc etc, and that would make him cum but might also make him cry, like, in a bad way.

has anyone else ever noticed how easy it would be for asmo to cosplay ruri-hana like he kind of looks just like her and they wear the same colors

(he gets to wear a cute outfit and lets levi get away with the "he exploited a weakness!" defense... while still, like, winning. win win win win situation)

no but seriously can you imagine how cute it would be. levi sees asmo and he's immediately all blushy and embarrassed. "g- get out of here! that's not even fair! this is totally cheating!" all while he can't take his eyes off him and is already reaching out to touch him. already mumbling to himself about what a loser otaku he is and how pathetic he is and asmo's calling him adorable in this condescending tone that's turning him on even more.

rides levi with his panties pulled to the side so levi can see him in the costume while they fuck 🧡

target four: belphie

again... fairly easy, just because belphie is like. canonically an asmo stan

like he gets mad and they get into an argument at first as soon as asmo starts in on him, because belphie's actually smart enough/knows asmo well enough that he immediately catches on that he's trying to screw up the challenge

i just have this hc that belphie is like. really bad at being mad at asmo. like he's so good at being sharp and cutting with all the others but with asmo he always ends up saying sth like "and you just fucking stand there looking all gorgeous and perfect, fuck you!" because he still just thinks asmo is the coolest and most beautiful person ever

so they're arguing and belphie's all pissy and pent up and he acts weird and unpredictable when he's mad anyway, and belphie just starts angry kissing him because he can't take it anymore.

asmo loves on him and calms him down, "shh, baby, it's okay, it's okay, i love you. i wanna help, belphie, sweetie, can i help? can i suck you off? would you like that? i could suck your cock and then we could cuddle? you could take a nap, yeah? does that sound nice?"

loooong lazy makeout after. asmo ends up covered in little hickies 💜 and belphie has one big one that makes him shy when asmo touches it in front of the others.

target five: satan

satan takes work.

lucifer is participating in this challenge, after all. so even if satan personally thinks the whole concept is asinine, well, he still can't just let lucifer win something.

he's competitive, but more than that, he actually has a reasonable strategy. because satan, more than the rest of the brothers, knows that he can't just avoid asmo — asmo is his favorite brother, his lover, AND his best friend. he'd miss him too much.

so asmo has had plenty of satan kissing time in this month. but anything more than kissing gets him a chaste peck on the forehead and a simple "no, darling."

it's sort of driving him crazy. satan is considerate and sweet and makes sure asmo feels adored and desirable. he touches him with so much love and asmo can feel the want in it, because satan wants him to know he's wanted, because he knows how much attention asmo needs and still wants to make sure he gets it... which means asmo can be pouty, but he can't really guilt satan, because he's actually being cute and attentive as fuck.

ultimately though asmo does remember that satan has one very exploitable weakness

lucifer.

satan knows about asmo's big plan, he figured it out the first day, and even figures he must be almost done if he's spending so much time with satan. not that he's complaining.

but then asmo starts telling him about his plans for lucifer.

"maybe i won't let him fuck me, actually. would you like that? you could help me, you could come with me. you're so good at getting him all subby like that."

"i could hold him and finger him and make him cum on the floor. i didn't even make levi do that, you know? i let levi cum inside me. wouldn't that be cute? he's always so cute when he's trying not to act like a desperate slut."

satan knows he shouldn't be indulging this if he wants to beat lucifer but asmo knows him far too well.

"even better — just stuff him full of a big toy and make him watch how a real demon fucks me. i mean, if you'd do that for me? you would, wouldn't you, satan?"

he ends up agreeing, shortly after bending asmo over the kitchen counter and blowing his back out. you know, to demonstrate.

target six: lucifer

asmo and satan don't know how right they were

poor lucifer thought it would be so easy to pass the challenge, but by the time asmo gets to him he's locked himself in a cock cage and has a plug in under his clothes just to calm himself down.

he's been really stressed, and when he's stressed he normally goes to, like, asmo, satan, and/or belphie to get some very specific help, but obviously he's had to handle it on his own this month. it hasn't been going well.

asmo knows something's wrong because lucifer starts soaking up the love as soon as asmo gives it, not even putting up a token effort of pretending to be annoyed at being distracted from his work

he does almost forget what he promised satan for a few minutes because having lucifer's full attention on him always kinda makes asmo short-circuit. "darling boy, precious boy, my jewel"

lucifer has probably completely forgotten about the bet btw. like when he starts scolding asmo for trying to take lucifer's clothes off asmo thinks it's because of that, but in reality that's completely slipped his mind and he's just embarrassed for anyone to see how needy he is

when asmo finally gets him naked lucifer's so mortified, but asmo's breathless and enamored, "luci, baby, so gorgeous, so so pretty, i'll take care of you"

asmo asks if he can call satan and lucifer immediately agrees even though asmo can tell he hates himself for it, because he knows he needs his dom right now

satan greets asmo first, doesn't even give lucifer a glance, walks right past him and pulls asmo into a long, passionate kiss that makes him giggle, then moan.

"mm, hi, sweetheart, what did you need..." [pretends to notice lucifer for the first time (on his knees, naked, still caged and plugged)] "... oh, how pitiful."

satan makes lucifer give him his key and examines his plug, "well of course you're frustrated. a slut like you would never be satisfied with something this size" (bonus: he pulls it out in one quick tug and lucifer doubles over and whines. it's actually a fairly large plug, but satan and asmo both know he needs more.)

"i haven't fucked him yet," asmo explains, "i don't know if he deserves it, playing without us."

"good boy, asmo. you're right, of course. he has to be punished."

he leans down into lucifer's ear and says "you think just because you caged yourself without my permission i won't be able to make you cum? you know me better than that, don't you? i'm leaving you locked up, darling, and you're still going to cum for me. that's how much of a slut you are."

he gets a dildo to entertain himself, at least. a big one, one of asmo's, but not as big as what he really wants

but once asmo and satan get him to cum once - caged and untouched - they take pity on the poor thing and give him what he needs, and make him cum over and over until he's coming dry, taking turns on their big brother's mouth and ass 💙💚🩷

[ohmydais]

Normalize giving characters headcanons that are actually just weird things about you so that you feel less alone with them.

anyways

Mischa HATES orange juice. Ocean once tried to get him to drink it and he started crying

Penny Savannah Doe Lamb Green or whatever you wanna call her eats heavily buttered (and I mean there’s like, melted butter still sitting in the bottom of the bowl when she’s done eating) spaghetti noodles with that parmesan cheese that’s like powdery and comes in a shake bottle so much that everyone is concerned for her amount of butter intake

Whenever Ricky sees a spider jumpscare video or just anything with a spider in it they aren’t the same for two weeks

Noel has a NASTY pollen allergy. You see him with pink eye, one eyelid folded differently than the other, bright red raw skin in the inner corners of his eyes and below his nose, basically trembling, eyes so watery he looks like a sopping wet cat and he’ll be like “Oh, yeah, there’s a single dandelion in my backyard and i left my window open haha”

Savannah has teeny tiny hands. Compared to, let’s say Ocean’s hand, her hand is like an entire section and maybe almost a half smaller (by section I mean like the fingertip and then the middle and then the part that’s connected to the hand, yknow?)

Constance has a resting upset face. Like how some people have a resting b-word face but Constance’s is just upset. Under the weather. She’s just chillin’ in class and someone’s like “are you alright? What happened?” and she’s like “Huh??”

Ocean has an indescribable hatred towards ravioli

Ricky buys the stupidest clothing. Bro shows up to the function in the TJMaxx aight imma head out SpongeBob shirt and a knockoff Luigi ball cap they bought at some random festival stall two years ago

Savannah can’t tan for the life of her. Steps out in the sun for 0.0000000000000000000012 seconds and she’s bright red.

[mightbeorphanedidk]

rdr2 yap session please forgive me

(HAPPY NEW YEARS BTW!)

I needed to tell this to somebody; Whenever I play games for the first time I tend to stay off of social media until I finish the game to avoid spoilers. It's a solid rule I have that FULL IMMERSION must be set whenever I go through a first playthrough, so none of my own music while playing, no talking about the game to people who could potentially give me spoilers (although if the game is really good i might just..), no searching up ANYTHING, no fanart, no fanfic, no NOTHING.

(spoilers for rdr2 below)

When i was playing rdr2 for the first time, I was on like... chapter 3 somewhere when I was REALLY tempted to go on ao3. I think it was after Blessed Are The Peacemakers (The mission where Arthur gets taken by colm), because I really did love that whole troupe of "Character is so useful that when they get taken by enemies instead of death they're offered a position", and I wanted to see if anyone shared my obsession love for it.

Mind you at this time I DID notice that Arthur looked really off. Like he looked a lot more tired and his eyes were bloodshot in cutscenes, I did notice it. I thought it was because I absolutely SUCKED at taking care of him by forgetting to feed him and let him sleep, so this was my punishment for neglecting him.

"One look" I said. "I'll go on ao3, make my tags SUPER SPECIFIC so i avoid anything spoiling the game, and IMMEDIATELY make my way out after checking 'read later' on any fic that interests me"

I go on ao3... I go to the search page... Curiosity strikes me about what the public think of Arthur and Dutch (NOT BECAUSE I SHIPPED THEM, but because it was pretty obvious they had a father/son relationship and I wanted to know if this was a Hank/Connor situation where people just ignore that), so I search up that specific ship expecting to see darker stuff

The first fic is Amras' Moonshine, Milk, Coffee Liqueur. I look at the tags...

"ARTHUR MORGAN HAS TUBERCULOSIS"

Hence the story of how I was spoiled that arthur morgan had tuberculosis...Are you kidding me.... Are you serious...

I still read it anyways it was really good

Afterwards I had the absolute GALLLL to convince myself it was just some really popular headcanon. I read it, clicked off, and then was like "welp! anyways.. That probably was the fandom's explanation of why their arthurs always look so off like mine. weird plothole but whatever no game is perfect" But deep in my heart I always knew i spoiled myself via an ao3 smut fic

Later on when ur in the doctor's office and getting diagnosed (atp i was SO SURE I had actually spoiled myself...), i was actually so disappointed in myself no joke. Like, i didn't stumble into a comment on social media or some sort of youtube video or nothing. I SPOILED MYSELF ON AO3

Deeply ashamed.... Kinda funny story though definitely the funniest spoiler I've ever gotten

I remember being SOOO mad dude. I didn't even clock WHO i got tb from (I had to search it up after Arthur says he got it from a man he beat to death cus he did that to a LOT of people..) I just knew I had TB and at the time I thought it would be the STUPIDEST way to die. I remember ranting to (unwilling) friends about it

(cue me saying "i heard someone say it i thought it was a joke" to disguise how i actually got spoiled...")

In my head, my whole rant was "Well if he has a disease that can't be cured, there's no point in upgrading or trying to do anything because we know we're going to die anyways" And i proceeded to play through the last 2 chapters with that mindset. like DAMN even when you're helping the natives and them I was like "its okay we'll get a cure soon... just have to wait..."

Little did I know that the inevitability of death and the idea that no matter what arthur did, everything would still turn out poorly was the WHOLE IDEA....

Man this game

I think the reason it hit me SO HARD is cus this is the first game I've ever played where I have had NO CLUE what it was about. Went in COMPLETELY blind. Like I watched the beginning of DBH until like.. Markus coming out of the junkyard, and I watched TLOU2 until Joel's death. Still have no clue how I ran into TLOU1. With RDR2 I had NO IDEA what the plot was

I remember seeing like a few clips of drunk arthur approaching people and thinking the game was this: Cowboy's gang dies in brutal shootout and he's the only one to survive. He tries to blend into society but being an outlaw his whole life he doesn't know how to, so now the game is about trying to get your honour up and prove you aren't as big and bad as you seem.

In Colter at first I was ALWAYS expecting to come back to the town and see everyone dead. Little did I know.... by like 2 chapters in I'd wanted everyone to live....

Also irrelevant sidenote but I lowk thought that there was no first game since NO ONE talked about it. I thought that RDR2 was just named with a two cus it was cooler. Idk leave me alone

I'm looking to play it soon! It's on my birthday wishlist as well as several other games I'm looking to play.

Anyways thats all from me

okay bye

[jacenotjason]

Unfortunately Eddith is one of the OCs I don't have any references for at the moment... I'm gonna have to go scrounging for picrews later bc I have a clear idea of her in my head I just need to get it on something first. Will get back to you on that!

However. Now I just kinda. Wanna ramble about all my OCs sdjnf sjfkn SO! Descriptions time!!! Not including Eddith and Teru since I already mentioned them to you

Margo - my girl, and the one I talk about the most! You. may have heard of her before?? Idk. ANYWAY! She's an incredibly anxious and paranoid cultist that Does Not Want To Be There. Her and Ignacio were childhood friends so she kind of just. Clings to him and fears everyone else kdsjfnsfsd. I haven't worked out the nitty gritty of their relationship yet but they are Fun, I will say that much

Also she got bit by a vampire and while the cult amulet saved her from turning I like exploring the idea that she's not quite human anymore

Blossom - Blossom is. Interesting? I've been thinking of reworking her character actually, originally she was going to be a priest, but then Gregor got introduced, so I tried to retool her to connect to him but it didn't really. Sit right? idk

After watching a friend play AA (and inspired by people headcanoning Richard and Garcia as lawyers) I had the thought of reworking her into an attorney bc that would be a very interesting thing to explore in this town. No matter what her base concept is the same tho, a woman that gives off a haughty exterior but generally cares about the people she tries to help

Rachel - probably the first SM OC I created, right before Blossom. She works at the mall and is a classic "bitch in sheeps clothing" sort of character, acts nice and sweet but is actually super spiteful and petty, and loves gossip. She hates Radford because they were high school sweethearts that had a horrible falling out, and has a rivalry with Streber over the stupidest shit

Blondie - my silly cyptid hobo man!!! I don't talk about him a lot but he's always there. In my head. He's a werewolf that lives in the woods and frequently sneaks into town to steal clothes/food. He barely talks and is missing an eye, and is taller than Jack (to give scale). Speaking of he's wanted by the cops for multiple counts of theft and trespassing

Shugo (name tentative) - Teru's older sister! I have no idea what she major's in but she's in college. She really cares about Teru and tried to help her make friends before she went off. It. Didn't really stick-

Tessa - my most recent OC after Eddith, I actually got her from @/bulldog-geckorahhhhh! She's really into scenecore and collecting niche shit, is best friends with Rachel and is also close with Streber from their high school days! It also uses she/it pronouns :]

Sorry if this is longer than you were expecting, they've been rattling around for a g e s

aaaAAAAAAA

WOAHEIH LOTS OF INFORMATION

I LOVE THEM ALL Tuktuka and Blondie should be friends lmfao. Blondie watches Tuktuka get adopted by Patty like "D:< bro."

SORRY random thought aNYWAYS

THESE ARE SO FUN. I LOVE THESE. I LOVE RACHEL LMAO. The idea of an oc hating Radford makes me giggle and i dont know why. hes so silly how can you hate him. hey she should meet op radford *i get shot in the head*

I'm pretty sure you talked about Margo to me! She was the OC you talked about when I was developing Vito right? think so!!

THESE ARE SO COOL!! I'd be happy to make you some refs or anything if you want!!

[dorkicon]

Probably a basic option, but Megatron for the character ask?

i think ur actually one of the few ppl whove sent me megs for an ask meme HAHA

• First impression

i have no idea! like i watched the transformers movie a lot as a kid but i cant really remember how i actually felt about anyone. lol. i was somewhat confused by galvatron for a while as in i uh. got em mixed up a lot b4 i got back into the series lol

•Impression now

autism brain has kicked in 👍 hes one of my favorite guys. i think he has some interesting quirks for being, at his core, a silly 80s cartoon villian...he almost has dimensions to his personality. and i wont go off on a tangent about it. i wont.

anyway marvel megatron has left an impression on me by being a neurotic weirdo. mmmm earthspark megatron is cool. i think uh. my favorite megatrons are just the lame old guys. shout out to cyberverse n prime wars. real ones know.

•Favorite moment

i dont knooooow ^__^ heres a scene from marvel that i think about sometimes. smooth metal skin. why did they write that. (context: prime is dead again and megatron doesnt believe it bc he didnt kill him himself.) added another image from the comic to make the post less ginormous on mobile. yippey.

•Idea for a story

um i guess this counts as an idea. i have a mostly (?) written fic about megatron being a medical freak of nature. hes just been giving himself strange and increasingly dangerous patch jobs for years bc he wont let any medics near him. admittedly its more of a ratchet and hook fic (bonding by patching up a warlord!) but hes there too. good luck big guy.

•Unpopular opinion

people who hc megatron as dark and sexy are dead wrong in my humble opinion. the man has zero game. he is not a svelte and suave character. hes got an absence of rizz. look at me. like im not ur dad, live ur truth, but cmon.

•Favorite relationship

im primus' stupidest megop warrior. also i like megasound. he has two hands.

•Favorite headcanon

hes a pretty good mechanic i think. at least in g1. he seems capable of just like...building guys. in one episode its said he builds the constructicons. this would not be revisited. but i remember. i remember those weird ass prime clones too.

[mapsofnonexistentplaces]

Thuyết for character ask game also hi bro we are women

favorite thing about them

WHERE DO I BEGIN i think the whole microscope and morse motif is soooo fucking good. uhhh i like her fixation with strange buildings. i like her whole backstage arc about feeling conflicted about harming peixin via the visions but not really being able to do anything about it because of míra and also cas to an extent.... its fine its cool

least favorite thing about them

i say this wholly in jest and it mostly sticks in my mind as being really funny because of your reaction to me mentioning it for the first time. anyway yeah the vague idea i had of just like. oh yeah maybe this character stanley designs could be like some kind of slav/eastern european in general WRONG she is french now

favorite line

first ones that came to mind. smiles serenely

brOTP

the things we've discussed about like. her and isel talking are forever lodged in my brain. like yeah had she not only talked to him once before dying im sure they wouldve gotten along wouldve loved inspecting each other about the stupidest shit. isels paintings and her buildings orbiting around each other inspiring each other.... its niceys to me....

i also think the connections she has with cas and lusine are sweet. like "yeah the only person whos in the exact same situation im in who actually is more capable of protecting me than myself" and "person who requires a lot of stimulation and attention to recover (overseen by guy who hardly gets the chance to talk about asinine archaic tech and architecture and music etc etc.)" smiles

OTP

SIGH you hear about incomprehensible yaoi. yeah. her and olzhas. theyre both sick in the head they love each other but will never say it outright and one of them will die before anything happens. yuuuup. its all fine and good

special mention to thuyết and cas though. the original yaoi

nOTP

i dont know theres many bad examples.... uhhhh mentioning thuyết and míra because theyd be terrible for each other but i do think the idea of thuyết having like a momentary crush on míra that very quickly gets pulverised is pretty funny

random headcanon

hmm i think her classic pet cat. name of marteau. was just like a tortoiseshell that was completely brown save for having a gray head. so that it looks like a hammer. i should draw that hah ive had that idea in mind for ages

unpopular opinion

shouldve lived or something

song i associate with them

have spent the past few minutes listening to this which. yuuuup. her and olzhas song to me. sighs serenely

favorite picture of them

its classic.

[dragon-giggles]

I've only been in the Mario fandom for like a week! But hey, imma try and make some headcanons about the bros with the little knowledge I have anyway

Let's goooo

(Oh wait, keep in mind that a lot of my hcs might be inspired or based off the 80s cartoon, cause that's one way I've been trying to get into the fandom)

. Mario and Luigi's voices are a lot deeper than what they sound like in any of the games. Like, kind of what they sounded like in the old cartoons.

. Mario is good with children, he just gets them. When he was a teen, he was a popular babysitter with all the kids around the neighborhood.

.Luigi on the other hand is good with animals rather than kids. He can be ok with a kid for a while but freaks out if there's a point where he doesn't know what to do. For ex: He's all good with a baby... until it starts crying, then he starts freaking out and instantly hands it to Mario to take care of. But animals are his thing! While Mario was known for babysitting, Luigi was the neighborhood dog walker!

. Mario is only older than Luigi by about a year. Still, as kids he would try and use his age as an excuse to boss Luigi around. 9 year old Mario would tell his mother that he was capable of babysitting 8 year old Luigi lol.

. Mario is bi/ace, I can't unsee it. Peach is too. So it's bi for bi <3

. I know a lot of people would probably go ballistic over this and disagree and all that, but Luigi is aromantic/ace. BUT, he is all up for a queer platonic relationship. He realized when he was younger that the thought of an actual serious romantic relationship was scary, and that's how he found out he was aromantic, the end.

. Mario's eyes have always been blue, but Luigi's are brown (it's canon in the old cartoons)

. The bros grew up never knowing who their father was so Mario took it upon himself to be the closest thing to a father figure that Luigi could have while also still acting like a sibling

. It's Mario's fault but Luigi can barely ever hug someone half the time without stiffening up or getting jumpy. It's because whenever he would hug Mario when they were younger, he'd end up getting a noogie of being tickled half to death half the time cause Mario was a little gremlin like that. It happened so much that it's just become habit for Luigi to involuntarily start smiling like a goof or move his arms down to his sides when someone raps their arms around him.

. The bros are super close but they definitely bicker quite a bit. At least half of their conversations with each other throughout the day consists of arguments over unimportant things. What can I say, they're siblings and that's what sibs do. None of their arguments are actually serious though, they mostly consist of stuff like who's going to do which chore and stuff like that.

. Like I said before, Luigi is good with animals but he also knows a lot of cool facts about them as well. He loves to throw off little random facts when he can!

. Though Luigi is the taller of the two, both of the bros are pretty short. Mario is 4'8 and Luigi is 4'11

. Their job may be to fix pipes, but the bros did all kinds of different side jobs aside from just being plumbers. They loved to help out their friends with tasks or chores and were known well around their neighborhood for it! One day they may be helping stock cans in a friend's store, then the next day they may be painting someone's house!

. Mario is definitely a tough guy but he's also really goofy. One second, he'll be in complete serious mode, the next, he's breaking out into a silly smile and laughing his butt off at one of the stupidest jokes ever.

Ok I tried my hand at headcanons with these two. Guess I'll just throw em out here and see what people think

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Shdhshs I hope it's not too much to ask at once but [💓☁️✏️🙊💐💗] for Blinker for the OC questionnaire thing :)

HIII MEG OMG HELLO *SPINS YOU* THANK YOU SO SUPER MUCH FOR THESE QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!! 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️💘💓💓💕💖💖💓💓💓💗💗💕💕💕🌈🌈💘💘💓 DON'T WORRY AT ALL !! IT ISN'T TOO MUCH, I'm happy to be able to talk a little more about Blinker heehee ^_^ !!!!!!!!! <333333333

💓 BEATING HEART - what gets their heart racing?

HEHE IT'S PRETTY EASY to get his heart racing actually!!!!! He's super repressed 😭, so just being in the company of someone he really likes is probably more than enough. ALTERNATIVELY, subtle, gentle touches really get him. Like someone putting a hand on his shoulder or his back while they talk to him.... OMG HE WOULD TURN AS RED AS A BEET.... Good thing he's usually got that silly mask on so you can't tell how hard he's blushing 😖😖

☁️ CLOUD - a soft headcanon

Oh boy, this was a surprisingly difficult question for me to answer for him FOR SOME REASON LOLOL!!!!! 😭😭😭 POOR GUY. BUT! I think I'd have to say that he used to be a magician before all of the stuff with the circus went down.... And he used to love doing illusion tricks the most!! He was particularly good at card tricks as well... There are still some tricks that he can perform because they're almost muscle memory for him HAHA!!!! If someone asks to see some of his tricks, he'll light up immediately!!!!! HE LOVES MAGIC. It's one of the things that still manages to lighten his mood!!

✏️ PENCIL - is there a particular quote / lyric that you associate with them?

YES ACTUALLY, I've been slowly putting together a playlist for Blinker these past couple days :D and I think the quote that represents him the BEST SO FAR has gotta be these lyrics from MASK BY CHAT PILE!!!!!

"Guess I'll put on the stupidest mask that I own,

Guess I haven't shown you my true idiot face,

And you can see it if you really wanna,

Guess I just kind of hate myself in that way"

After having his EYES gouged out and wearing the mask so often, he has sort of forgotten what he looks like underneath it and he fears that people will not look at him the same once they find out what has happened to him. So he hides himself and becomes very reclusive, to protect himself from rejection that he anticipates is inevitable. And, when he is vulnerable, he kind of hates himself for being so "stupid and naïve" to think that he won't be hurt by the person he's opening up to... ARGGGH *shrivels*

🙊 SPEAK-NO-EVIL - what is something your oc will refuse to stay quiet about?

THIS IS INTERESTING FOR HIM IN PARTICULAR since he's so reticent!!!!!! It's rare to get Blinker talking for an extended period of time about anything. He usually does better with listening and sitting there attentively. ONLY because he has taught himself to do so, not because he has nothing to say BUT ANYWAY <- rambling. I think he would refuse to stand idly by while knowing that others are being hurt. Despite his lack of coordination, he will throw himself in harm's way if it means saving someone from ridicule or bodily harm. He thinks that nobody deserves to be treated that way... He's very pacifistic in this way. Hehe... He will always speak up if he hears someone being pushed around.

💐 BOUQUET - create a bouqet for them! what do those flowers mean? are any of the flowers their particular favourite?

For HIM I CHOSE Black-Eyed Susan (symbolizes encouragement and justice), Calla Lily (rebirth/overcoming challenges), Glory of the Snow (generosity and forgiveness through hard times), Brunnera (spiritual and physical healing), Columbine (courage for a new endeavor)!!!! AND AS FOR HIS FAVORITE.... I think his favorite out of these ones would have to be the Columbine flower!!! They're just so velvety and elegant.... His favorite flower of all though would probably be a rose (basic answer I KNOW LOLOL), but he just liked how vibrant and romantic they are..... HEHE Now, he still likes roses of course, but he's a bit more clumsy now and is prone to pricking his fingers on em T_T Which is slightly irritating for him!!!!

💗 GROWING HEART - if they have a crush, is it noticable? what changes when they're in love?

OH MAN... I would say it's pretty easy to tell LOLLL He's already a fairly sheepish and reserved guy, but when he likes someone in a romantic way, he starts fidgeting a LOT. It's something he doesn't notice that he's doing either until it's pointed out to him 😭 HAHA Whenever he speaks with them, he will fidget with his hands or rub his neck... Stuff LIKE THAT!!! And he starts chuckling and giggling nervously LMAOO MR. BLINKER YOU ARE NOT SUBTLE AT ALL!!!! HAHAHA!!!

[leffee]

Okay, it's really time for me to come back to doing stuff with Undertale, don't you worry followers, I'm still infatuated with it.

Anyway, I really feel like doing some headcanons about Bad Sanses with alcohol beeeecause why nooot and because they're found family. Or poly, whatever you prefer. Aaaa:

Nightmare: He is actually pretty much in the middle with everything. He needs some alcohol to get drunk, one beer won't work on him for example. But a whole one bottle of wine? Yup, that will. He got dared by Dust once to do it and my man was wobbly as hell after. You bet his inhibitions mostly disappear and he's quite vocal about his love for the rest. However, it's also much easier to irritate him, the plus is that due to his lowered coordination he realistically won't do anything with it, no matter how much he wants to. He also gets really easy and short hangovers and, the lucky bastard. He flexes that :O.

Cross: He's not a fan of losing control like that, so he doesn't drink a lot or often. Because of that it's easy for him to get drunk on only small amount. However, at the same time, for whatever reason, he can drink almost anything without complaining about the taste or even frowning and wincing. When he's properly drunk he gets really giggly and loves teasing others about the stupidest things, the cute lad. He has horrible hangovers though and really needs to be left alone until he gets better.

Horror: my beloved, I mean, he actually likes drinking every now and then, however, he needs something stronger, anything mild just doesn't work on him. Contrary to Cross, he likes the loss of control that comes with it, not to mention the relaxation. He can worry quite a lot so the break is nice. Surprisingly though, alcohol makes him rather angsty, not at others (though that's possible too), but it just wakes up some beast within him. In other words, don't mess with him when he's intoxicated. He also gets really protective of the rest of them, his tall height adding to that urge quite a bit.

Error: the first few times he was really apprehensive about drinking any amount of anything. It took some time for him to stop being anxious about it. The others didn't force him into anything, but he both wanted to prove them and himself that he could do it, so he started small and gradually went bigger. Once he got used to alcohol however, everyone pretty much had to keep a close eye on him, because once he truly discovered how relaxed he gets when drunk, he craved it all the time. He's quite a lightweight too, but it weirdly changes. He blames it on his glitchy nature. Similarly, his hangovers are very varied, once he can get a massive one after drinkng one beer, other times he drinks many, many shots of vodka and he's completely okay the next day.

Dusty I mean Dust: he feels such an urge to fight everyone and everything while intoxicated, be it physically or mentally, it's hilarious. He's almost the complete opposite of his usual quiet self, he has to be physically held down by someone, usually by Horror or Nightmare's tentacle, unless it is advantegous somehow of course. But that also adds to being extremely reckless and lacking self-preservation in any form. He will also sometimes throw things off the furniture just to be an asshole. Basically, he's loud. Like Nightmare he's neither easy nor hard to get drunk.

Killer: Alcohol actually relaxes him more than doing anything else. He doesn't get loud or more energetic or anything, he's just rather quiet, half laying on the couch with the laziest grin on his face. Sometimes he's more in his head than with everyone else during those moments. But he might also require some attention sometimes, not much, but he can't be left alone, that's for sure. He's honestly just chilling with an occasional burst of laughter for no reason.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ was in the mood

[cidandy]

cidandy headcanons 0 people asked for:

i think it'd be funny if instead of cider calling dandy something normal like "my boyfriend/partner," he would refer to him as like "my associate" or something.

um. dandy carries cider around like. all the time. he will make any excuse to pick him up just for fun.

cider likes to act like he's a no nonsense kind of guy, but he actually has the stupidest sense of humor & always loses his shit & dandy's stupid jokes.

they have that dynamic where dandy is always flirting & stuff, but if cider ever flirts back even a little bit he gets super flustered.

dandy is canonically warm due to being...full of boiling water. when it gets cold out cider is just all over him.

DANDY GIVES HIM GAY LITTLE KISSES ON THE HAND!!!! BECAUSE HE'S SUCH A POLITE GENTLEMAN!!!!! cider gets very flustered when he does this.

cider's love language is absolutely gift giving & acts of service. he takes dandy to super fancy restaurants all the time & buys him whatever he wants. multimillionaire stuff, y'know?

cider is so bad at giving compliments. like. whenever dandy does something nice for him or compliments him, cider wants to say something nice in return but he just. gets all flustered.

dandy brings cider food & stuff whenever he's too busy working to take a break.

since cider is still mostly human, dandy gets super worried whenever cider is feeling even a little bit sick. like. dandy would treats him so delicately because compared to dandy, who is literally made of metal, he is.

this one is from that drawing i did, but cider FOR SURE infodumps dandy about all this nerdy tech stuff & dandy doesn't understand any of it but he listens anyway. he likes when cidertalk cider talks :^3

yet another autistic dr. cider moment, he stims like crazy when he's not masking, & he usually isn't around dandy. um. whenever cider sees him he does the iconic grabby hands. (with all 4 of them)

that's all for now :^P i really like them, shut up.

[mustachiosareswaggers]

So… Jönssonligan kommer Tillbaka, is the greatest remake of Jönssonligan ever so far. And yall I am not even exaggerating!

I am not gonna describe the whole movie, so this I generally free of spoilers, but if you want not context before you see the film, then skip out on this one.

So first of all, the casting is amazing! Especially for the context oh when and where this movie is taking place. Basically this is a follow-up to all the OG movies from the 80s. Ignoring all of that “Den perfekta Stöten” (thank fucking goodness) and “Se up för Jönssonligan” mumbo jumbo. And basically vaguely describing how the gang has been seperated for many years up until 2024, but not elaborating any further on exactly *how long* that actually was. Which I think is good! Jönssonligan does not need any detailed explanations to fix their plot. It can be the stupidest plot ever, and it works, because it’s goddamn Jönssonligan! So back to casting; Robert Gustafson as always his acting is good! And finally… SICKAN HAS FUCKING GLASSES AND A BERET. IT TOOK LITERALLY ALMOST 10 YEARS YALL. HOW HARD IS IT TO GIVE AN ACTOR A CIGAR, NORMAL ASS GLASSES AND A BERET!? YOU KNOW THE *ICONIC* THING THE CHARACTER IS KNOWN FOR. I SHOULD KNOW; I COSPLAYED SICKAN AT NÄRCON THIS YEAR. Jesus. Anyway, rant out of the way— My favourite performance was definitely by Jonas Karlsson as Vanheden and Jennie Silfverhjelm as Doris. I love the lil small habits that Karlsson gave Vanheden such as picking his teeth with a toothpick and rolling it around in his mouth as he was thinking. It’s a nice lil callback to 80s Vanhedens habit of sniffing those nasal inhaler sticks. And Doris was ya know, just fucking cool! She was so badass and the one who basically finished the whole thing at the end! Yaaaay we love important female characters!

I liked the simple plot as well, it fit so perfectly with the universe of Jönssonligan. Stealing a dino skeleton, that’s totally something Sickan would do! It’s cartoony and it’s simple and it can turn into a fun heist plot! (I know that I seem overly positive about this movie, but GUYS I thought we never would’ve had a good remake)

And of course… we gotta talk about the giant elephant in the room….. We all know that this is tumblr. And both Knight and I are queer af:

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT THE NEW CHARACTER DINO AND RAGNAR HAD SO MUCH GAY TENSION??? AM I GOING INSANE!?!?

Okay for a bit of context, Dino is a new character in the movie, and I won’t spoil anything other than that he had an important role in the heist. And he and Ragnar developed a really nice friendship, even calling each other best friends at the end of the movie.

So what’s the big deal then? How tf are they even remotely gay?

Well it was clear by the movie, that the two characters were obviously not going to end up with each other. But the moments they had together felt so much like the movie was winking and hinting at something to the audience that wanted to see it. In some of the first scenes between the two, Ragnar basically becomes Dinos semi-therapist and has to hug the poor man for an extended amount of time before the poor sap finally calms down. (And obviously causing a bit of a interruption in the ongoing current heist that are waiting for Ragnars arrival, and shenanigans ensue) They had a very awkward moment where they basically spoke to each other nose to nose in the back of a car. Which was most likely a joke. But I take the content that I can get. (If I can headcanon 80s Sickan as AroAce from a comment of how beautiful he found a car, I can definitely make this queer.)

After this there’s eventually (slight spoilers) an accidental kidnapping of Dino. And this just snowballs their awkward interactions even more. And I will just say that it’s a damn blast to watch.

“I may have pretended to be someone else Dino, but I never pretended to be your friend.” -Ragnar

THAT’S SUCH A ROMANCE CODED QOUTE LIKE WHAT WHAT WHAT???

Anyway if I were to continue on this point, I would basically spoil the whole movie. But let’s just say that I adore this new character that they’ve added to the gang and I really hope they make him return to the next movie.

Speaking of Romance!

I never properly mentioned that Harry was in this movie as well, played by none other than Anders Jansson. And he is just a delight. Making this version of Harry a recovering alcoholic and a guy freshly out of his served sentence. Trying to just because a better person tho clearly still “haunted” (it’s not that dark but I have no better word for it) by his past. And also as well trying his best to move on from Doris. Basically implying and explaining in a good way that sometime in the past the two of them had broken up for some reason or another. But clearly when meeting again after not having seen each other for years, still has a thing for one another. Doris tho in this future has a husband, that we just get a few glimpses at. But that she clearly doesn’t quite have feelings for anymore.

But the thing that I appreciate a lot in this movie is that there’s no cheating involved. Doris clearly says to Harry that she wants things to be professional between them and Harry (despite dying on the inside) respects her request. And the tension between them as they talk and meet after obviously grows and grows the farther into the movie we go. But it isn’t until she has clearly broken up with her husband (it’s a show don’t tell kind of explanation) that she actually gets together with Harry in the end.

And I thought that was adorable!

There’s probably a lot and lot more I can speak of with this movie. Like— there was this police woman that was obsessed with catching Sickan. Her new assistant that helped her track him. Wallenberg was there. (And most likely the villain of the potential next movie) And so much more!

But I’m prepared sure that’s a blog for when Knight has gotten to see this movie as well. So for now:

Soldier, signing out!

Today is the day folks, Soldier is gonna go watch the new Jönssonligan film: Jönssonligan kommer tillbaka!

Really excited today!

[mxttellion]

Giggles cutely!!! It' RA time

So FINALLY. here they are!! I dunno why i waited for soo long to show my hcs and like. Even the pic itself is kinda old LMAO (it's from may, i think?)

update: I tweaked the designs a little because of a few details that I didn’t really like, jsyk /gen

click the read more to see all the headcanons, lmao

So here's the Red Army!! Or Red Legion, or Red ....whatever name they come up with for the day. Don't let the name fool you, they're anything but a serious army. They're just a bunch of idiots trying to take over the world. And failing miserably.

Red Leader is well. The Leader lol

multiple people have mistaken Tord for the leader, because of the horns on the helmet, but it couldn't be further from the truth:

that's his brother, Dominik!

Tord's older brother, almost 40, founder of the army along side Yanov (his and Tord's adopted brother in my hcs lol) and Paul. He seems like a cold blooded leader at first glance, but he really is just as much of a goofball as his brother: he got the idea of creating the army from anime he used to watch as a kid, go figure. He wanted to create a strong group of vigilantes that would bring order to the world!..and he. Kinda failed but it's okay! Yeah, he's a fucking weeb just like Tord. and also a brony, you know. Tord designed his uniform, he specifically wanted it to look as intimidating as possible so enemies could be scared of him. Going as far as adding a voice changer. Also, dont ask him where most of the army funds went. No he wont tell you. no. shut up it's not anime figurines. and he may or may not asked Tord to build robots of their waifus. lord-

Tord is a general! nepotism moment; however, he really couldn't care less about his status, as he just acts like he's the army mechanic/scientist/robot expert, you name it: he hides in his own laboratory, creating robots, weapons, and little robot companions- and waifubots and clonebots. Dont ask him what the clone bots are, but he sure loves scaring Yuu with those: robots that will immediately take their place if something happens to them.

Paul is basically just a grade lower Tord, and he acts like he's the actual general, as Tord is too busy in his own world to even care, and also lets him do whatever he wants. Paul is basically an honorary general and used to be Yanov's co pilot. That's before he broke his arm was deemed unavailable, and then changed his role. Now he's Pat's co pilot. He cried for an entire night after getting the news that he had to be with a newbie. But said newbie quickly warmed up to him, anyway! He's. always. constantly busy. even when he doesn't have a flight programmed, he always has to find a duty to do in the army. Chill a bit, dude.

Yanov USED to be a pilot. One of the most trusted pilots, calm, chill and collected. But also LOVES to witness chaos. He broke his arm in the stupidest way possible (probably falling down the stairs). Just after that, he decided to then step down as a pilot and become a medic. And considering his gentle mannerism and carefulness, maybe that's the best. Aaaand the army needed more medics. He loves his new occupation!

That's where Patryck comes in! He's a novice pilot, freshly recruited from the army. He didn't even actually have a plane driving training, nobody knows how he got in there. (Actually. it was desperation. They NEEDED another pilot and he seemed so eager to accept his role. He asked it himself to become one.) Well, Paul was assigned as his supervisor AND co pilot to his dismay. Like previously said, Paul cried to Yanov and to himself the entire day after the news. Please anyone BUT THE NEWBIE. Nobody knows Yanov made this choice. Despite his...rocky, beginnings. He's a ..somewhat great pilot! You know, despite the montly 4 crashed planes. That's also where most of the funds go. He's forbidden from going anywhere near the weapons depot, especially after he gets energy drinks. It happened once and half of the base exploded. Rocket launchers disappeared. Patryck what dID YOU DO.

Yuu is the uhh.. weapons guy? He's in charge of well. Keep the weapons depot in check. But it's a mystery how he manages to keep this role, as he always ends up letting someone (PAT) blow it up with the bombs in there anyways. He's also a great marksman! incredibly useful unit in battle. It's kinda like Patryck, no one exactly knows how he got there, he's such a scaredy cat, always alerted by anything that happens.

That's all i have for now JSGSJHDJ

[tokoyamisstuff]

can I get some headcanons for a jealous stein, spirit, free and marie (separately)?

Sure thing. Is a little rushed in between anything else but here ya go!

Warnings: None.

Franken Stein

Would definetly be the hardest to tell, since he himself wouldn't even notice that it bothers him at first.

Tells himself he's actually happy that you're hanging out with other people so he has more time for his work, but ends up not being able to concentrate at all.

His thoughts will constantly wander off, knowing he's quite the opposite of an ideal partner to begin with. So it's only logical to deduce that you want someone more stable and emotional available.

Good thing you can't read his mind because it gets dark. The only reason the other is still breathing is beccause he pulls it together for your sake.

Can't stop himself being mean to them whenever they encounter each other, though. But hey, this isn't precizely new behavior for your boyfriend so you don't know there's more behind it.

At some point he'll just blurt out the suggestion himself, saying you should at least leave him first before searching for a new acquaintace, and you'll be like ????? where's that coming from

You'll have some talking to do now that you finally know what's going on. Will rather die than admit it, but he'll need a lot of affection to calm his racing mind.

When finally convinced, Stein won't miss any opportunity to show off who you belong to - very sinful make out sessions in front of the everyone included.

Spirit

Lol that guy's one to talk, right?! But really, I think he'd be the most pity about it.

Dude is the opposite of easy. Will be very vocal about his objections and whines on every possibility he gets.

Tries to act all hard and possessive in front of the other person but ends up totally embarassing himself and you.

Won't ever forbid you to hang out with anyone but will probably text and call way too often while you're out.

Needs a lot of reassurance in general. Might even flirt with others just in order to feel better about himself.

As soon as he realizes he fucked up badly in his attempts to make you jealous as well, he'll send Maka as a negotiator.

Ends up making a way too flashy apologize in front of literally everyone.

Free

Is basically around you 24/7 anyway, following you like a stray puppy, so he would know anyone around you either way.

Is very upfront about your relationship as well, there's no way one wouldn't know with so much PDA that guy is doing.

Bet his appearance alone is enough to scare other suitors away. Literally can't imagine anyone being bold enough to fuck with that guy.

If anyone actually dared trying to hit on you that blockhead would either not notice or misunderstand at first. Sure thing he has so much trust in his s/o that the idea of you betraying him doesn't even cross his mind.

Thought process is like: Who's that person, a new friend of ours? Cool! They think my partner is pretty? Hell yeah they're right, they're amazing!

Though he might look menacing, he'd not actually become violent shall you not deem it necessary. That person complimented you? Nice, they're right of course. Someone's bothering you? They're dead. No in between.

Marie:

Depends on the details and your behavior tbh.

Though it's always hard for her to watch anyone being a little too familiar with her s/o, she'd never actually want to burden you with those insecurities.

Would probably even try and befriend the person to learn their motives, and make sure she's not just imagining things.

At the beginning she might be supportive, but the longer it goes the more it eats on her. You'll quickly notice her change her behavior, becoming very quiet and leaving the room with the most stupidest excuse whenever she can't stand to see the two of you anymore.

That's your chance and you need to talk it out by then. However if you miss that opportunity, Marie can actually become very intimidating.

Will become very especially accusing if she notices you to not actively turn the other down. Whether it's destroying furniture during a rage fit or just straight up crying in your arms about her fear to lose you, the whole range of emotions is covered.

Let her let it out, but be more considerative of her feelings next time. You know she's always keeping herself back for your sake until she can't take it anymore.

[orbital-obvious]

I really enjoyed reading your input. Thank you for the comment! Some notes: (which I'm putting in READ MORE because at this point, it's gonna clog the feed)

"They don't do that to favour Rhaenyra. They don't even like her. They erased and downplay the abuse she went through to make the Greens look better. But at the same time they have to cater to a certain audience and simplify Rhaenyra's character to appear woke. They don't actually support her, they don't acknowledge her story is a tragedy."

I have a hard time understanding this. Please elaborate, if you will.

"Rhaenyra is not a feminist and she doesn't need to be. There's something called a precedent, her reign would've helped many women instead her usurpation made it worse for every woman after her death."

HARD agree with Rheanyra setting a precedent, I wrote what I wrote becasue ppl seem to favour the Blacks as the "Feminist side" and I just don't see it. I see Rhaenyra sitting the throne as an act of Targ Exceptionalism - for her and those like her, not for Westoros at large. Though I do think it might have helped women's rights (depending on the way Rhaenyra would rule, which is yet to be presented in the show). idk if the usurpation made it worse after her death IN SHOW CANON.

"Again, Rhaenyra's rule would've created a precedent that would've helped all women"

You know what? Your'e right. I agree. But I think, to me, it's not ABOUT helping women, which is why I phrased it the way I did. Again, my commentary is more about audience perception. Either way thank you for pointing that out and setting it straight.

"One of the stupidest opinions about book or show If. Daemon wanted them death, he would've done it when they were children and it wasn't suspicious. This theory complete underminds Daemon's intelligence in favour of making him a mustache twirling villain."

I have very low opinion of Daemon, so it's not unbiased. I think he hadn't tried to do that yet he it's because he is too busy securing Rheanyra's rule (and his influence, besides). IDK if he would have killed Jace (considering he is to be married to his daughter and therefore his blood ends on the throne anyway) . Either way, having those legitimate, fully targeryan looking children is a risk to Rheanyra's children who are not that.

One last note: I differentiate the book and the show - What happened in the books but not in the show/what was not shown in the show is irrelevent to in-story discussions. It's a point we'll agree to disagree on. I didn't answer your points that are seemingly book driven, becasue imo it's a completly different narrative.

"He did. Which is the reason he sneaked out to do it, because he knew they wouldn't have let him. ... ultimately they are monitored by the head of the house and you need their permission to claim or have one."

Yeah? That was never established in the show. Also, real talk, it brings you again to "are dragon property" and I guess the answer is yes?

"Dragons are like the direwolves, "

Ok here I have to dissagree. Putting my own theories/headcanon aside for a moment, the Stark kids getting the Direwolves was an unprecedented event (or, at least, not a tradition actively practiced by Ned's time). Direwolves WERE viewed as pets of sorts, even by Ned, and the idea was that their number and sexes was a match to Ned's children and their genders. We didn't see anything about inheretence - Dragons outlive humans for many generations so it's a much bigger deal than Direwolves which I presume do not have the lifespan of a dragon. It's a very different situation, imo.

Throwing my hat to the Team Black/Green Discourse

I'm bad bound due to shoulder pain, and I've been reading Team Black/Green takes and you guys, it's so fun. Here are my personal takes:

While exploring the changes from the book (and the reasons those changes were made) is interesting in a meta way, you can't assume book only details apply to show characters. What you see is what you get, for better or for worse

The show clearly favors Rhaenyra and tries to weave this "girlboss won't let the MEN put her down" narrative, and at the same time does her a great disservice because Rhaenyra and her faction are boring as fuck as a result. The greens faults are not only acknowledged but highlighted - which make them more interesting, human, and multidimentional, but then again the narrative goes and minimizes their fears and hurt, so, well, double edged sword.

Aegon only cares for his legitimate children. I also don't think the greens as half as unified as they are precived to be.

The question of "Did Aemond steel Vaghar?" is actually "are dragons property?" with extra steps.

Aegon was a usurper, and the Greens (Otto, if we're real) used the inherent misogyny of Westeros to instill him on the throne.

WITH THAT BEING SAID, I have a hard time thinking Rhaenyra is this feminist queen. It's freedom for Rhaenyra, and maybe other women with dragons. I think it makes Rhaenyra a better character, actually.

How can Alicent or her children trust Rhaenyra which never acknowledged that Luke maimed Aemond, and acutally DEMANDED Aemond to be further hurt via questioning? The messege in Driftmark was clear: Rhaenyra (and by extention, her children) are more important than you, they can hurt you, maim you, even kill you, and you will STILL be at fault. There's an element of survival in the Green's usurpation, not only greed.

Rhaenyra suffers from misogyny. I don't think she would have no problem ascending the throne if she were a man and she is one of the most privileged people in the realm, but there are challenges she faces for the crime of being a woman alone.

I don't think Alicent thought that by serving the patriarchy she'll be the exepction - not consciously, anyway. I think this requires an understanding she does not possess. and, again, Rhaenyra being put on the throne isn't a big win to all women, just Rhaenyra. To side with Rhaenyra meant siding against her family -that was Alicent's decision in my eyes. The world is bleak and one must use any power that they have - same way Targaryan used dragons, Alicent + greens used the built in sociatal norms.

I don't know who needs to hear this, Aemond is not a little kid anymore. I'm not saying his life is perfect and no one is mistreating him, but he is not defenseless and he does have that cruel streak to him and he did very much undermines his brother, grandfather, and mother.

Aegon is implosive, Rhaenyra hardly acts. Aegon coronation started the war, and his decisions have propelled the war forward . Rhaenyra refusal to act pushed team black into a position where the only advantage they had was dragons, ergo, they had to get dragons involved and voila- bloodshed.

Daemon would not have let the Greens live, even if they had bent the knee. TBF, Daemon would probably find a way to kill Rhaenyra's older children to put his on the throne. "Rhaenyra would never allow this!" Rhaenyra can't control Daemon. We've seen it time and time again.

I really hate the "Rhaenyra put her children at risk because their bastards". Rhaenyra was married to a gay (possibly infertile) man and if she had no heirs of her own, it itself would weaken her claim more than having bastards (ask if most of the realm would know or even give a shit they are not legitimate - that's mostly house Valeryon's problem and people in their immidiate surroundings that see it as "immoral").

No, Rhaenyra did not put her children at risk for having bastards. She put her chidlren at risk by having trueborn, perfectly blond and Targeryan children with Daemon.

I said it in my last post, I'll say that again: Raehnyra fucking off to an undercover mission in King's Landing and not telling ANYONE about it was a dumb move in a list of dumb move. She essentially left her side without a ruler at a time of WAR, not to mention the panic of a queen being gone closely after an assassination attempt on her life that was barely stopped.

Alicent was one of the most powerful people (if not the most powerful) in the years leading up to Viserys death, practically running the kingdom while Rhaenyra never visited even once. Alicent was changing Kings landing in her own image (changing Targ decoration for the Seven symbolism). Alicent had power, authority and the ability to rule that neither Rhaenyra nor Rhaenys exhibited.

Viserys failed Rhaenyra for not teaching her how to cement her throne and make connections and allies. Rhaenyra grew into an adult who never had to fight for what she was given, a so called heir who sceluded herself in Dragonstone and never bothered to cement her claim which she would have needed to do even if she was born a man. The cycle continues, with the hints she never worried about securing Jace's spot or his legitimecy (Jace wanted to learn high Valerian and was clearly concerened, Rhaenyra doesn't see the issue and that itself is a problem)

Honestly kudos for Jace for securing the North/Vale. The show paints supporting Rhaenyra as "the right thing" and we never got to see Jace working and using his diplomatic skills. God forbid the boy will have a personality.

Criston Cole was a man of ethnic minority (Dornish, most cast is Andal/Valerian) from lower class and the power imbalance with Rhaenyra would not have flown if the roles would've been reversed. She pushed him to sully his own life work (becoming kingsguard) and he is right to be hurt about her not taking it as seriously as him - she does not have to face consequences, he does. I'm not even talking about the weird state of consent of the relations between them.

WITH THAT BEING SAID, that does NOT justify Criston Cole calling Rheanyra "Whore" and "Cunt". He uses her gender to hurt her - the only power imbalance in his favour in this relationship is him being a man and her being a woman, and he weaponizes it. "but it's accurate to the society he lives in!" cool, the society is shit.

There's probably more, but I'm tired and need to lie down. So. yeah. Feel free to comment, I'm interested in others thought about it.