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ni hoy minoy

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Me when I ramble and add in tons of metaphors I dont need (im cooking)

anyways yeah rdr2 big fic coming soon. Thinking about redrafting the whole thing idk, just want to get it started cus I've been SO EXCITED to write this first chapter. Still debating if this should be a oneshot or the entire fic.

Maybe I'll first post this as a oneshot and when the next chapter gets written I'll just toss it in like i do sometimes.

what else

uhh sorry I've been gone so long! I have like 4 assignments due in the next three weeks so I've been locked in </3 I alreayd know I'm gonna get pretty shit on them but i'll still try. Been having some existential thoughts but it's nothing I can't project onto these losers hhaahahahahh

but im gonna be so honest with yall chat

my #1 goal is just to make more than 48 fics of a specific fandom cus i CANNOT have hazbin at the top of my list its so embarrassing my friends are already hunting for me on the depths of ao3

yeah thats it for now

okay bye

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Do yall think Arthur waited until John was gone to start coughing because he didn't want John to know how unwell he was?

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You know its REALLY bad when Torbek is the level headed one

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Was drafting another HH fic cus I felt bad I wasn't uploading (or writing...) any HH fics when i remembered i legit don't owe anything to the HH fandom

trust I love you guys... some of you.... But I lowk think ive grown... i've evolved like pokemon.... I love how you can literally see the pipeline of my love for HH start and end this is crazy work

idk if i'll ever finish the last chapter at this rate i give up

oh but A.W.A was so fun to write i might continue that

yeah anyways TLDR I'm out of the HH fandom nice meeting you all cant wait to get re-indoctrinated when S2 comes out

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Let the record show that they are exes.

Was too lazy to draw backgrounds and didn't bother drawing any audiences in the background. But it would be funny that no one came to their trial. Audio is from: SnapCube's SA2 Fandub.

Alfred/eggman just fits Vox so well!

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Their expressions during the “you will NOT talk to my husband that way” bit fucking kill me. Richie locked the FUCK in. Andy is THRIVING. I’m obsessed

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The ouaw crew as humans :]

Individual charakters and design details under cut:

Frost: I think Frost would work as an account (the not sexy kind) because idk he has the vibes and he likes math and stuff. He also has his giant backpack, and he has his hiking boots (which i think are very conftrouble because im projecting my fucky knees onto Frost now). And he is greying early and probablly looks older than he is.

Gricko: I probablly made Gricko look cooler than he should but i coudnt resist. I think he'd work at a zoo. He is missing a finger cause normal Gricko has 4 fingers and i thought it would work, plus he has the scar Frost gave him in canon (probablly not Frost inflicted here though). And he has bracelets (green for Frost and brown for Hootsie). Also gave him flipflops cause he aint wearing shoes. Oh and i made his totems heychains.

Hootsie: Hootsie is both a cat and a girl cause she kinda acts like both in canon. And they are named the same because human Hootsie (whose goverment name is either Athena (cause owls) or Helen) named cat Hootsie as a baby. Idk how Gricko got a kid, idk if she's adopted or a bio kid but she's his daughter so who cares, its one of lifes greatest mysteries. I think she'd be mute and the ipad (now with a banana cause bananyas idk if its still called a flypad) has text to speach for her. She has comfy hiking boots (probablly a gift from Frost), and i borrowed some of Grickos colors for her design. She's also like around 10-13? She's a tween.

Twig: she has a baby face but she's like 20-30 something? I'd say. I think she would dress in lolita-foresty kinda vibes, i think it fits. Still probablly has an inn or a restourant not sure. She doesnt change much from canon tbh cause she's already pretty human looking.

Torbek: i made his shirt striped instead of like a restraintment thing he has in canon (defintly intentional and not just because i havent notice that that's what those were). He's sad, he's kinda pathetic, he is probablly living and Frost and Gricko's place (i think Frost and Gricko live together, cause aro life partners/best lads, yes, and Gid and Kremy live together cause "ironic" husbands), and hes being Torbek.

Kremy: made his suit a bit more modern, but still quite vintage (i think he'd like that), oh his (as well as Grickos, Frosts and Hooties) nails are painted, cause they all have claws, and i think it would be cute. Idk what he does. He and Gid got "ironicly" married in vegas, and have been living together for like years, and act in love, but still think they are just friends, and not together.

Gideon: apart from Twig he's the most human looking so not much changes tbh. I made his pants and boots slithly diffrent. I think he'd be a mechanic of some kind maybe? Idk about his gauntlets, i basiclly know nothing. I think he looks like Mace. He has a wedding ring (silver while Kremy's is gold, cause cute matching rings, even tho they both wear silver, but Gid is more fiery so i wanted Kremys to be gold (and to be a color he doesnt really wear so its obviously a wedding ring))

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Sure man

You know the drill

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The diva off comes to a close with a poll of 205 votes. The wonderful ppl of avantblr have decided… Kremy Lecroux is No.1 diva in Avantris!!

Thank you all for participating!!

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I fell asleep

no story updates im pulling an all nighter

"waking up" at 8 btw.... it's 3am

i'll give updates

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4am I've read 15 pages of the lord of the flies and written 3000 words

Bit tired idk what to do for 4 hours now

no story updates im pulling an all nighter

"waking up" at 8 btw.... it's 3am

i'll give updates

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no story updates im pulling an all nighter

"waking up" at 8 btw.... it's 3am

i'll give updates

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I need more fics where Gricko is actually mature underneath the silliness cuz like I love his jokes but I also love that he's a Competent Father and The Oldest. Have we tried this yet. Looks around the room

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They're so fucking stupid, your honor 😭(???

I need a compilation of EVERY time they do this... I need it SO BAD NSNDJSKAKS

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favorite character from any media BUT it has to be a woman. in the tags now go (pls talk to me about your favorite fictional women pls pls pls pls)