#this is actually a selfship that i have crazy lore for but i will write smth

[gladiatorcunt]

declan/reader/rupert that’s the kind of greed they talk about in the bible

[echoes-lighthouse]

💌 - any major changes in your selfship lore over time? if so, compare how it used to be with how it's now.

❤️ - any favourite reoccurring scenarios?

⚔️ - au time! pick an au of your ship that you have thoughts for and talk about it. if you can't decide, pick it randomly.

From the ask game? 🥰

Thank you m'dear!!!!! Took me a while to get up to answering this one, but since you write for some of my slasher boys I'll answer for my Evil Slasher Orphanage!!

💌: It's a fairly new ship so there hasn't been much time to develop! That said, the way that I selfship with villains has taken a sharp turn in the last few years, from helpless manipulated victim in my teen fantasies to now taking a more active nurturing role. I'm a bit tempted to spend more time on my teen selfships since I didn't get to do it as an actual teenager, but it's also strange to step back into those shoes.

❤️: Favourite reoccurring scenarios with my slasher orphanage? I'm gonna go character by character! Again, I take this prompt as 'favourite fantasy I return to' rather than 'something that keeps happening in the relationship' and I hope that's right!

I'm going in chronological order of when they enter my selfship family!

Brahms: bedtime cuddles!! getting him all cozy and reading him a story and petting his hair until he falls asleep.

Sadako: just being so gentle with her: painting her nails, brushing her hair but never pulling at it, opening my arms and letting her be carried by me willingly, cradling her and keeping her safe

Michael: watching him interact with the others! Something about seeing him slide by Sadako carefully in the hallway just makes my heart happy.

Vincent: just sitting and sharing space: listening to music or me reading out loud while he works, watching his hands move and feeling a deep sense of peace

Carrie: all of the trauma talks, honestly: I just think about all the things she needs to learn and unlearn, and watching her grow into a confident girl who doesn't tiptoe around the house

Jason: the way he just Scoops me up if he wants me somewhere or if another member of the house needs my help: his presence is like a comforting shadow, always with me

Billy: the one kid that needs a firmer guide: I would never raise my voice at him but I can be stern about the house's boundaries, and I think about the way that his defenses crumble to the realization that he can always be good enough for this house, as much as he likes to push the rules.

Stu: he blossoms under praise like nothing I've ever seen before: wide grins given freely and determined hands to work on chores. I think about the way he greets me after a weekend away, sweeping in with his laugh and bringing noise to the house.

⚔️- favourite AU Ghost AU for most of them!! One of my favourite Joker fics back in the day was about a ghost that was tethered to him and they both got on each other's nerves like crazy, and I think that would be a great concept for most of these ships as well, just me following them around and critiquing their knife handling and no one else can see me

But also consider the soulmate AU where people leave colour on your skin if you're going to be important to each other, and all of us leave marks on each other and a bunch of us have never ever had marks before pls I'm so soft

[husbandits]

Requests are Semi-Open

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we’re in the heavy-depression period of the year right now, and work’s going to pick up like crazy as it gets closer to christmas, so i can’t say for certain i’ll have much time/attention until like... february? but i’m still taking requests, and will get to them... at some point... 

As usual, my complete guidelines can be found here, but the jist is pretty simple stuff: nothing nonconsensual, or ‘too gross’ (scat, emeto, watersports etc), and I also won’t write pregnancy asks or asks abt motherhood because I find the subject triggering. Smut is alright, but I’m really picky. I also tend to write gender-neutral!readers by default, but will write female readers (and esp male readers) upon request. I write Reader Insert, X Character, and Genfic content; I’m also really into meta stuff/character introspection, if you have a need

Fandoms I currently write for

Klaus- yeah, I know it's not Christmas anymore but what is time, really?

Transformers! mainly tfa, as that’s the only canon i’ve absorbed in whole, but i’m up to phase two on idw and looking into tfp, and after that i’ll be tackling gen1, so hmu if you want something and see what happens

Homestuck- okay so i know we’re supposed to hate hs^2 or whatever, but... I kind of love all the new kids? And sme of the directions the older ones are going? I’ve been a little lazy abt keeping up with the games, but i promise to get on it in the next weekish. i’m also more obsessed with quite a few characters that didn’t make it, like eridan and tavros, not srry

Intermission- This one gets it’s own bulletpoint despite still being homestuck because! im love!!

Venture Bros- Okay I know this fixation got overtaken prtty fast, but i still love this show a lot, and have some Thots, so like...there are things in the works... 

Marvel Comics- I’m currently working on a big au for this, so stay tuned! My focus is rlly on Fantastic Four/X-Men stuff, but I’m a slut

Overwatch- tbh i haven’t given much of a shit about ow-canon since like... 2018? but I’m still very much in love with a lot of the characters and I think brainrot has set in

Team Fortress 2- has lived rent-free in my brain since like 2014 and will continue to do so, whether or not I get my shit together and actually write something

The Dark Crystal- don’t think I’m ever going to rlly be over Age of Resistance, you guys. I’ve been... slow to get into the expanded lore, but I’m working on it™

Star Wars- Unrepentant Prequel lover, very into the Sequel Trilogy, admitting that it needs Work™

Red Dead Redemption 2- My most prolific fandom, but I’m looking to branch out/avoid burnout, so rdr stuff will be on the backburner for the time being

my ocs uwu

There are a couple cartoon fandoms I’ll happily write genfic/introspection stuff for, but not rlly self-ship

Steven Universe

Adventure Time

She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

Kipo and The Age of Wonderbeasts

The Owl House

My complete masterlist can be found here! (while you’re looking tho; check me out on AO3?)

Prompts I’m still happy to receive asks for:

headcanon prompts

dialogue prompts

nsfw headcanons

headcanon meme

Alternately, you can request an au and i’ll give you my take on how that character/s would look in 

Godtiers

ABO

Fairytale AU

Soulmate AU

His Dark Materials

SU Gems

Furry/Anthro

Pokemon Trainer

Wings

Domestic/Modern/What have you

Something else, perhaps???

I also have a couple others blogs- though tbh i’m even less active on them

jasper-bee- selfship blog; still kind of setting this one up? idk i feel like i’m annoying whenever i post there

engibee- my flightrising sideblog- lore is... tenuous, tbh, but pls give me a look if your interested

trollbandits- OC askblog (current non-operational, as I’m still getting the character page up)