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Yes. Yes, they would Morrigan.

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hey, don't cry. silverborn less then twenty days, okay?

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"the average wundersmith is a psychopathic murderer” factoid is actually just a statistical error. the average wundersmith is relatively normal, if not for a few eccentric quirks. ezra squall, the evilest man who ever lived who massacred his only friends and routinely terrorizes nevermoor is an outlier adn shouldn’t have been counted.

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Well Morrigan, do I have news for you!

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Wunsoc probably: Child protection laws? Yeah this child will protect people

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Wunsoc just loves kidnaping people don't they.

Well at least we know where Squall and Mildmay got it from. (How did I not notice this sooner? )

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You are not a mouse, Miss Crow. You are a Dragon.

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Let's all bow down to this icon 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♂️

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Morrigan after witnessing a murder: WHAT DID YOU DO!? Squall confused: You will have to be more specific than that Miss Crow Morrigan: THE MURDER! Squall: Once again Miss Crow you will have to be more specific than that, I did a lot of those after all. Morrigan: …

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Jupiter: have I ever put you in an unsafe situation?

Morrigan: all the time

Jupiter: …well, then you should be used to it!

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So idk if everyone has already realized this and I'm just super slow- but here's a theory for what each of the statues in the Elders Hall mean- I think that each of the nine statues represent the nine wonderous arts/divinities.

The first one is very obvious. the statue of a man with dripping candles for hands, made of amber, is obviously inferno

The rest is more theory but bear with me.

I think the white marble statue of the conjoined twins with the decorative mask over their eyes is masquerade. The mask is giving the vibe of being able to be anything you want and pass as anything you want. The turquoise statue of the blindfolded man has to be veil- Because darkness- I think the rose quarts statue of the woman with eight pairs of arms is weaving-Idk when i imagine weaving its complex and the eight pairs of arms just plays in to that. Now the last one would logically have to be either nocturne or ruination- Nocturne doesn't really make sense for this since its singing and bringing wunder- I mean the way Ezra Squall talks of wunder and of the wundersmith being their master, then it could maybe be that. Nocturne at least seems more likely since ruination is to destroy something, which doesn't seem likely from what it looks like.

My other theory is that the amethyst statue of the sinister marionnettiste and dead-eyed puppet is that it is whatever art Squall used to control the Marvelous Malau and the audience for the seance- Maybe its one of the two arts we have yet to learn the of- Okay that's all y'all- Have this theory that might seem super obvious to everyone else

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Morrigan: i am God's favourite little cosmic joke. his favourite suffering soldier. his sacrificial lamb. his poor little meow meow. his whore of babylon. i'm his fallen angel. i'm gonna bite his neck until it bleeds

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Jupiter & Ezra’s dynamic (if they ever met) would be like this probably

Yeah

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nonbinary Mog and Jupiter who steals people’s gender like he’s the fae

that’s it that’s the post

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smth smth Jupiter and Morrigan baking together