#this is about five hargreeves

[likahble]

in order to be the in camp asshole division of my blorbos you have to be a hater with principles. would this guy mercilessly mock the people they love? yes. would they do it to such a relentless extent that said family/found family may question that they even Like them (only for Character to make a sort of big selfless sacrifice for them)? yes. would they be respectful to a customer service worker? also yes.

[squishy-min-mochi]

Yeah, self insert fanfic is cringe, but I love it too much not to write it for MYSELF!!! I wanna date my fictional characters and say aaaalllllll the right things

It’s also a great outlet for me regarding character who I know shouldn’t be in relationships (see Aroace) but I love as a non Aroace

[brionysea]

everyone else: prying information out of five like pulling teeth

five, walking up to viktor and klaus unprompted: hey. the apocalypse is coming. help me out

[feralnumberfive]

So let me get this straight: Five hid from Lila that he had found his previous journal that told them how to get home just so that he could deepen his relationship with her and hide from the world? So that he could completely forget about his beloved wife Dolores and go on to steal his brother's wife and the mother of their children? And nonetheless without any of his family members knowing where he and Lila are? Completely abandoning his family? And potentially letting them die in another apocalypse?

Fuck that. To the max

[briefkittenearthquake]

I like my men smart

[twobraincells-art]

Brisket Five would have beat the crap out of S4 Five (and Steve Blackman <3)

[journalofabird]

What happened to the other 36 children that were born on October 1st 1989?

Why is Reginald Hargreeves an alien?

Why did Abigail say "Thanks for protecting me on the moon" to Luther?

Why was Jennifer inside a squid?

What happened to Sloane when all the others got to another timeline?

Without the comics, there are still so many questions left unanswered in the umbrella academy show itself.. and it's driving me crazyyy

[my-special-place-in-hell]

tua fandom rn

[krittec]

there’s something extremely extremely creepy about taking an actor that you have known since they were 13 years old, only JUST a teenager, and making them kiss a fully grown woman the second that they turned a legal adult.

Steve Blackman already has a ton of shit out against him which came out recently so it unfortunately doesn’t surprise me that he would write something like this but it makes me genuinely concerned for everything behind the scenes.

There has been a HUGE problem in the Umbrella Academy fandom since season ONE when Aidan was a 13-14 year old of people writing insanely disgusting stuff and defending it because his character was mentally an adult but oh my god did they make it worse. You’d think they’d protect actor & character by avoiding any romantic interaction but instead you have him kiss an actress 15 years older than him. The age gap being the age that he was when they filmed season two. Quite honestly I feel that if he could’ve done this seasons previously and gotten away with it then he definitely would’ve done it, given the jokes that are actively made.

Quite honestly may Steve Blackman never work again if this is how he treats his actors because this is awful. I’m not even done with the season but that gave me very little desire to continue and this show has been important to me in ways I can’t explain. Maybe I am blowing this out of proportion but it feels so insanely creepy and horrific to me and I needed to rant.

[fogmachine03]

i think they should give us season four again but instead of homewrecker five they should show us brisket five cause i wanna see what his deal is

[boujee-marsh]

I loved Gene and Jean but why did they get a dance scene and more character development than the Hargreeves????

[laurrelise]

number five hargreeves has 2 dads and it’s robert sheehan and david castañeda

[greyromanticghoul]

so y'know how the original concept for five's apocalypse outfit had him wearing allison's leather jacket?

imagine him having to collect the clothes of his dead family just to stay alive and warm. and imagine that when he goes back to a timeline where they're all alive he has the habit of yoinking any new clothes they buy (once the multiple apocalypses are over and season 4 doesn't exist) because his brain is still in Apocalypse Mode and the clothes are his reminder when it gets bad that his family is here and alive

[giant-ball-of-twine]

I really wish there was a way to hold the writers accountable for season 4 of umbrella academy. I’m not talking vigilante justice or anything, but they need to know how badly they messed up and what they’ve ruined for us. They’ve made the ENTIRE show, ALL seasons, essentially unwatchable. They’ve butchered characters we know and love. And they don’t care - they think they’ve done an amazing job and are sitting happily on their millions of dollars

[vibinginthebg]

Still trying to find how to draw them ✨

[briefkittenearthquake]

when i was a kid i had an OBESE crush on aidan gallagher in nicky, ricky, dicky, and dawn. now i look at him as this pyscho killer, and hes way more hot like how you go from

this:

to this:

(i’d let him nicky, ricky and dick-me down)