#this is a shitpost but I will do normal tags I suppose lol

[hyperions-light]

even though I was VERY predictable and ended up romancing Lucanis first (irresistible tragic wet cat energy) I actually did not decide until the second act because literally every single time a new companion was introduced I was just

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

and I fell in love instantly

I was like OOOOH but Harding is so sweet and adorable! Look how she takes care of everyone! Look how competent she is with her bow, and how protective and dedicated she is to this cause! Look how she's so adorably excited about her powers! Look how she DESTROYS enemies with them, (holy shit, not to be a lesbian, but--)

OOOOHHH but L👀K at Neve and her compassion for common people, and how forgiving and sweet she is, even to the worst people you meet, and how nice she is to Rook, and how she loves cats and she can't cook and she takes so many notes and she always tries her best and--

But there's Bellara OOOOH look at her brilliance and how much she cares about her friends and her people, and how passionate she is about her history and her culture, and how creative and inventive she is, and how much she wants to help and understand all of her new friends, and how SAD she makes me all the time OH NO I'm going to trip and fall into love--

OHH there's this sad wet assassin and his demon hitchhiker, look at his tired eyes and his trauma and how he can't even ask you to come plan his grandmother's funeral with him, and look how sweet he is buying everyone presents (oh my god) and making everyone food because he loves taking care of people, and--

But have you SEEN Davrin, OHHH, he is so protective and caring and he just wants to do a good job for his new son he keeps insisting he didn't mean to adopt except Assan loves him and follows him everywhere and he goes and gets special truffles for him, and he's leading Rook around the forest and being vulnerable and wishing to return to his roots and to protect everyone like a prince from a fairytale--

And look at this dapper professor we found in a crypt with his skeleton son, OHHH, he's so polite and gentlemanly and solicitous, and look at jewelry and his unlimited well of compassion and kindness and empathy for everyone around him, and look how he's inexorably drawn to death despite being afraid, and look at his brilliance and--

OH MY GOD, yeah, Hey, to you, too, Taash, WOW, you are so tall and so competent at murdering those bad guys and making friends with this dragon and also at breathing fire??? I didn't know they could DO that... but awww look how they are with the birds! Look how gentle and sweet they are, and how much time they take to understand and make space for other people, and how they're learning about themselves and how wiling to address their problems they are, that's really impressive--

anyway, that's about how it went. It was the longest time I ever took to decide in a BW game, tbh.

[cosmicstarlatte]

Reality Show (Obey Me!)

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Diavolo convinces Lucifer to have him & his brothers do a new demon reality show that revolves around their everyday lives.

»Characters: Demon Bros // ->[Click here for Part 2: Dateables]

»Tags: LUCIFER CAUGHT IN 4K, Shitpost/Humor, Mentions of reader/MC, Husbando Beel Supremacy, Bulleted Style

»Notes: CM = Crew Member ;; Sorry I was gonna upload this sooner but wanted to draw art for it. xD

Lucifer:

"Okay that's enough, go somewhere else."

CM: "We can't, you agreed to this under contract"

sighs

Mildly regretted his loyalty to Diavolo, otherwise he would've never done this

His camera crew was always on edge with him

The show stressed him more than usual

Perhaps there were a few embarrassing moments he would prefer not to talk about

Like pushing a door that said pull, forgetting the word spoon and calling it a tiny bowl on a stick

[Camera peeks through Lucifer's study, recording a smiling Lucifer texting on his phone]

CM: "Who were you texting Lucifer? Was it ___? There's been rumors..."

"I was checking the weather."

CM: "You take selfies for the weather?"

Mammon:

"Hey wait stop recordin' this! Not that what we are doin' is illegal!"

His camera crew had a rough time with him

But it made for good television!

He talked shit about Lucifer the most

"Yeah a lotta people dunno this, but Lucifer cries to me all the time! What can I say, I'm a reliable guy!"[Crew zooms in on an unamused Lucifer in the background]

[Cut to Mammon hanging from the ceiling]

"Can someone get me down from here!? HEY! WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOIN'!?"

A lot of the crew's clips had shaky movement from running due to multiple mammon situations

They got a great swoon-worthy shot of Mammon gazing lovingly at you

CM: "Maybe you should confess?"

"I'm confessin' to nothin'! Talk to my lawyer!"

CM: "That's not what we- Nevermind."

Levi:

"I already stream online so this isn't any different."

lol

Levi didn't realize they'd be watching his every move

How was he suppose to worship his shrine of Ruri and you in front of them!?

His camera crew couldn't stop cringing around the otaku

it was uncomfortable for everyone

[Camera films secret sweet moment of him awkwardly practicing asking if you want to hang out]

He asked for it to be deleted, it was denied

However his ratings shot up after that clip and the next one:

CM: "Do you have a crush on ___?"

"W-what!? N-no!!! (Incoherent Levi noises and he trips)"

That clip became a viral meme for weeks

I'm talking remixes and everything

In the end his camera crew actually did have a lot of fun with him and they game online together now

Satan:

"Watch your step. Oh, don't touch that!"

His camera crew had a difficult time with him

He managed to avoid them frequently so he wasn't overly present in the show, much to the annoyance of Lucifer and the others

If they did catch him, all the clips looked the same, all he did was read

They did manage to catch him feeding some stray devildom kitties

[Camera zooms in on him in his room with a collared cat on his lap]

CM: "I thought you couldn't have pets?"

"It's not mine. Clearly, I can't control what comes in my room as of late."

CM:  "It has a collar?"

"Next question."

CM: "What can you tell us about the Anti-Lucifer League?"

"I don't know what you're talking about. Next question."

CM: "Okay... viewers want to know what's up with you and ___?"

[Satan opens a book and gets sucked in]

Asmo:

"It's like, Devilgram Live, but longer!"

Most unbothered out of everyone

He did get annoyed when they tried to catch him before he could start his morning beauty routine

He was scary, they caught it on camera...it was the only time the crew deleted a clip on a brothers request

Overall his crew had an easy time, it was standard to what they normally do, Asmo himself was fun

He was a natural, of course everyone loved him, who wouldn't?

Was the one to start drama for the sake of tv

Nothing too crazy just messed with Luci's schedule, got Mammon arrested, hid Levi's Ruri body pillow, little things really!

[Camera catches Asmo cuddling next to you]

CM: "You seem very fond of them!"

"I am! Oh maybe we can do like a one year WEDDING special later on!?"

Beel:

"Just don't get in my way I guess."

He wasn't really on board with the idea but not much he could do

His crew had an average time with him, he was easy and chill to film

They caught him doing a lot of activities like, cooking/baking, sports, gaming, it was surprising to viewers

His work out clips got a lot of views too, he was a busy demon

They filmed him helping around the house, even cleaning your room and leaving you little gift snacks

CM: "Wow, snacks? You must really like ___!"

"Yeah. I love them. I want to give them the world."He confidently admitted, smiling brightly

Had high ratings in the polls, the show gave everyone a new perspective of him who wasn't just a gluttonous beast

Belphie:

CM: "Is he breathing?"

"Zzz..."

The crew had an easy but boring time with him

There's only so many hours of a sleeping Belphie you can record

The were some soft serene moments with him,Beel and you, gazing at the stars

[Camera catches him sleeping, smiling and mumbling something about you]

CM (poking): "Belphie wanna share what you were dreaming about? We heard you call their name. "

"Only if the network agrees to air it unfiltered. It will be very descriptive."

CM:

CM: "That's a wrap guys."

⬦You might also like: MC's Livestream

[hartshorn-and-isinglass]

I love that multiple people tagged my last Dracula Daily shitpost with "Jonathan Harker". That might be the last character from the novel anyone would normally associate me with, LOL.

Also been fun to see people bring up that being completely banished from God's sight goes against Catholic teaching, just because that calls to mind the way in which the vampire panic of the 18th century was a problem for the Catholic Church. The existence of vampires kind of breaks the world-building the Church had been doing, because you're not supposed to get resurrected like that and demons aren't supposed to have this much power or else humans are 100% fucked. Hence why Calmet felt obliged to write a whole-ass essay dissecting the vampire problem.

Anyway.

I am trying my luck with eggs and cottage cheese today. The eggs went well; the cottage cheese might be a little more contentious on the way through, we'll see. Also, I can finally get back to that bag of candy corn that I only got a chance to start on Thursday. The waist cincher is okay so far (it's basically an underbust corset on my short torso) but we'll see how things go later in the week. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to help smooth out the jacket. The jacket is passable in its current state; stretch goals (or something to do while I'm procrastinating finishing the earrings) are to install shoulder pads to try and smooth out the creases that perpetually plague this thing.

[earlgreytea68]

Tagged by @carbonbased000 and @pyrchance

1. why did you choose your url?

Many years ago, EarlGreyTea was the name I chose for the late, great Television Without Pity. I didn’t want something fandom-specific, so I chose the name of my favorite tea. I only found it later that it’s a Star Trek reference, oops. EarlGreyTea was already taken on LJ, so I added the 68, which is my birthday, and I’ve kept the name on every platform ever since.

2. any side blogs? if you have them, name them and why you have them.

I actually have several, but I don’t really use any of them, except the armes4eva blog, which I sometimes post interior design and Sebastian Stan things to lol

3. how long have you been on tumblr?

oh, goodness, I think 2012. Yes, I just checked, 2012.

4. do you have a queue tag?

No, I can’t be bothered lol. The only time I use the queue is when I do my year-end round-up (which didn’t happen this year because I was too depressed alas).

5. why did you start your blog in the first place?

Right after “The Reichenbach Fall” aired, I started writing “Sherlock” fic. But I was having a hard time finding active Sherlock communities on LJ. When I asked about it on Twitter, many people were like, “Oh, you’ve got to go to Tumblr, that’s where fandom is now.” And so that’s what I did!

6. why did you choose your icon/pfp?

That’s my icon! I’ve had it for years. I wonder if I can even remember how long. It’s a picture I took of a teapot and teacup I was served at breakfast outside by the pool at a fancy hotel in Las Vegas. I haven’t been to Las Vegas in a long time, let me see, it must have been...11 or 12 years ago.

7. why did you choose your header?

Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass is basically my favorite book (I count them as one). The older I get, the more relevant I find those books to what adulthood turned out to be like. So, anyway, it’s a quote from “Looking-Glass,” it’s what the Red Queen tells Alice, and I say it *all the time.*

8. how many mutuals do you have?

I do not even know how to figure that out, I fail Tumblr lol

9. how many followers do you have?

7,359

10. how many people do you follow?

Why don’t I see this information??? In the beginning, I tried to follow back everybody who followed me, and that was how I learned that at the time there was a limit to how many people you can follow. So I stopped following back at that point (this was years ago). Then I realized I could follow people again because I guess people had deleted their Tumblrs or whatever, so I’ve tried to start following people back again, but I’m kind of sporadic about it. Anyway, all this is to say that I probably follow a lot of people.

11. have you ever made a shitpost?

I suppose I will let all of you be the judge of that!

12. how often do you use tumblr each day?

I mostly just glance at it for twenty minutes or so a night. Sometimes I might scroll on mobile during the day, and it’s actually my favorite social media platform to just scroll endlessly through if I’m feeling anxious and need to calm down. But if I’m having a normal stress-level day, I just kind of glance it over a little to see what’s going on in fandom-world.

13. did you ever fight/argument with another blog once? who won?

I don’t think so.

14. how do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts?

I don’t do any of the chain-mail-ish ones. However, I am superstitious enough that I always reblog the good luck ones. They have never actually had an effect that I can see but why tempt fate! I’m not going to turn down luck!

15. do you like tag games?

Love them.

16. do you like ask games?

Love these, too.

17. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

“Tumblr famous” seems like it should be an oxymoron lol

18. do you have a crush on a mutual?

I’m sure they’re all awesome, but sorry, I’ve got no notes to pass “Do you like me? circle y or n!” 

Tagging whoever feels like doing this! And I guess I’ll also tag @godless-lunatic @thisisnotjuli @thumbllebee @unicornshatetacos @jinxwild19

[knjarchipoet]

tagged by

@hand-painted-5tars 

1. why did you choose your url?

Ahh “the archipoet” was a medieval poet with a lot to say about drinking and partying, he is one of my faves. knj comes from Kim Namjoon, and i put them together because the archipoet deemed himself “the poet between the poets” and I thought that’s a fitting title for Joonie.

2. any side blogs?

nope, I thought about making one for kpop back in 2017 but I knew i’d have abandoned this one so I just... didn’t

3. how long have you been on tumblr?

since 2015 I think?

4. do you have a queue tag?

nope, I like to tag my queue posts normally so I can find them with the others later

5. why did you start your blog in the first place?

I was having a big harry potter relapse back in 2014/2015 and I needed to be part of fandom culture again after so long. 

6. why did you choose your icon/pfp?

Have you looked at Joon in that brown sweater looking all cute????? that’s why

7. why did you choose your header?

That picture of namjoon holding the tiny crab makes me incredibly happy, that’s why i chose it lol

8. what’s your post with the most notes?

probably a dumb post about harry potter. I’m not into making posts actually, I prefer to reblog.

9. how many mutuals do you have?

I don’t know, but I never had that many. Maybe around 10? 

10. how many followers do you have?

I think 200 and something.

11. how many people do you follow?

ahh 300 and something. It’s been a while since I cleaned up the inactives tho

12. have you ever made a shitpost?

not intentionally lmao

13. how often do you use tumblr each day?

it used to be my main social media, but these days I use it like, once a week.

14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once?

never lol

15. how do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this’ posts?

they’re annoying

16. do you like tag games?

they’re fun!! 

17. do you like ask games?

also fun, but I never reblog them lmaoo I send asks to other people tho

18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

idk, there was a mutual once that had a big namjoon blog and I loved her and we were moots on her main, but she disappeared. Other than that idk 

19. do you have a crush on a mutual?

I had them allllll the time iaushdiuasudhas but yeah tumblr is a wasteland these days, I log on and see the hay rolling with the wind

20. tags?

hmmm anyone who wants to do this I suppose. I had fun <3

[corancoranthemagicalman]

‘twas tagged by the beloved mutual @kamwashere for a mutual tag game! 💕

why did you choose your url?

I was on the Voltron Amino and ended up doing an art collab. Most of the others were on Tumblr, and since I didn’t have one I just created one to be tagged in the collab. I RP’d Coran all the time and had basically been going by that name as I do now on occasion. Coran was my man. @/corancoranthegorgeousman was taken (by a rocking blogger who I don’t think is a mutual so I shan’t at) and so I think it was @robbingroses (a wonderful person and artist) who actually made the suggestion that stuck.

any side-blogs?

/sweats

...None that I use.

As mentioned before, used to be heavy into RP’ing whilst I was in the Voltron fandom, so I’ve got a bunch in relation to that. I also have two URLs that I really like saved, but I could never switch from being the magical man.

how long have you been on Tumblr?

Early 2018? Or something? That’s how long I’ve had my own account. Been stalking Tumblr since at least 2012.

do you have a queue tag?

I do despite not knowing how they work! The tag is ‘cqueue’, a play on words of my AO3 username CBlue. 

why did you start your blog in the first place?

As I’ve already lore dropped (whoops), I did it because of an art collab! Made sense to do it since I was already snooping all over the platform, and then just slowly migrated from the Amino based community to here. Now I’m stuck in Turbo Hell.

why did you choose your icon/pfp?

Currently? Because it’s a recent art and I’m trying to convince myself I’m an artist. I’m going to be changing it soon though, haha.

why did you choose your header?

Because I made a funny and found it funny. Also I listen to Radio Company too much so I have to dunk on myself.

what’s your post with the most notes?

I don’t... know? I’ve lost the site that configures that for me :(( I get like five notes on average for original posts so let’s just say I’m very popular amongst my peers ✌️

how many people do you follow?

okay to be fair most of them are dead as I literally was scrolling through them this morning. But I won’t say. 

have you ever made a shitpost?

all day e’ry day

how often do you use Tumblr?

I used to be normal. Then who the hell knows went on a hunting trip and the finale happened and now I’m here daily. I get my global news through tumblr memes, though. Like the morning paper.

did you have a fight/argument with a blog once? who won?

I mean yes and no? I’ve butted heads and narrowly avoided getting into heated back and forths, but I think I back off before it escalates into arguments or fights. I don’t get involved in that stuff anymore. Like, if people just get too negative for me or if they’re aggressive to me, I unfollow and block. I don’t have time to stress over fighting with someone in a space where I come to relax and have fun. I’ve got enough in my real world life with my real world consequences without debating on whether or not I should tag that post with John Winchester only for you to also tag it with John Winchester when you rebloggeed it from me. This is my good times space, so I don’t want to taint that with arguing and fighting.

That being said, maybe this just means I’m the loser in fights because I refuse to fight.

how do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this post’?

I think it’s terrible. I love informative posts. I love spreading information about important causes and even just different cultural things. But I cannot stand the anxiety-inducing pressure to reblog every little burning fire and asshole-CEO exposure or else I’m a terrible person. As mentioned before, I come here to relax. I know I said I get my global news through Tumblr memes, but I also try to stay strictly to the fandom side of blogging. Unless it’s a ‘cause that moves me enough to overlook the “you need to reblog this”, I hate facilitating that culture that I know causes people stress and anxiety.

do you like tag games?

Yeah! But I always feel bad because I’m terrible at tagging other people? Like what is a mutual? Is it a spiritual mutual? We follow each other but how active are we in each other’s notifs? Do they recognize my name like I recognize theirs?

So I just crumble and die.

do you like ask games?

Yeah I do! I’ve got a few asks from ask games still burning in my inbox. They’re only so late because I lost my computer for a bit like two months back when I kind of had the free time to answer them. Now the answers are slowly getting drafted so I can post them an awkward amount of time later and I hate it lol

which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

idk I think that @kamwashere blog might be pretty famous. Also again I wish I just... had an easier to view list of who my mutuals are? Not for this question but in general.

Mutuals sound off please I love you <3

do you have a crush on a mutual?

Hell yes ;)

[No I don’t lol. But I crush on mutuals in the sense of “please be my friend.” So friend-crush. I guess. But then the ones I actually actively think of as mutuals are my friends.]

Again, we’re supposed to tag mutuals. Here’s a few who I know are my mutuals, but no pressure to partake!!

@morai-the-swann-king @jitter-bugss @damejudyhench @you-cant-spell-subtext-without @blue-eyed-cutiepatootie 🌺

[moskaisley]

tagged by @rosetophighlander !  thank u babes :’)

tagging whoever bc i think all the moots i wanna tag have already done this LOL

rules: answer 30 questions and tag 20 blogs you are contractually obligated to know better

name/nickname: leo or kai if u wanna b real w me

gender: excellent question :)

star sign: taurus

height: 5’2” im small

time: 2:55am

birthday: april 24

favorite bands: the cure, the wombats, arctic monkeys, fleetwood mac, talking heads

favorite solo artists: doja cat, JOJI, aminé, rina sawayama, childish gambino, kali uchis

song stuck in my head: fake plastic trees by radiohead 

last movie: pride and prejudice (2005)

last show: the mandalorian

when did I create this blog: jan 2020??

what do i post: GARBAGE a lot of sw, nsfw drawings, shitposts and occasionally, fic appears like a cryptid

last thing I googled: how to check mentions tumblr :/

other blogs: hokudraws

do I get asks: every once in a while :)

why I chose my url: my moon sign is in leo ✌🏼also i didn’t wanna use my ‘normal’ bc this blog was supposed to b a secret from my irl friends LOL

following: 458

followers: i just reached 600 i can’t believe y’all r still here :’)

average hours of sleep: 5-6

lucky number: 13

instruments: i don’t play any but i do love the guitar and piano

what am i wearing: uc berkeley hoodie (i did not go to berkeley)

dream job: creative director/ designer and then an illustrator on the side who sells art at conventions 

dream trip: france or singapore

nationality: filipina-american

favorite song: currently mundo by iv of spades

last book i read: The Kiss Quotient by Helen Hoang

top three fictional universes i’d like to live in: uhhhhh ? atla as either a fire or water bender, hp universe sounds fun, and sure i will exist as a chaotic bounty hunter in gffa :)

[badlydrawndrawnings]

ASOUE SEASON 3, Part 2

There are some things that I enjoy, some things that bug me, and some of those things that bug me are thing I do enjoy but i have to question regardless. The post grew so long I’m cutting it into two parts, and frankly this covers The PP and The End (part one won’t be linking because idk what Tumblr did with that update with links).. We are in the second half of the season, and boy, do I have a lot of hot opinions! Most of it it’s under the read more to not cog the tags.

Frank, Ernest, and Dewey: I feel so validated my theory of Dewy was talking to the Baudelaires last and pretending to be Frank or Ernest is confirm...here at least! Speaking of them, I think Frank was the first one the Baudelaires talk too, then Ernest talk second. In the first convo, Frank or Ernest was Serious and To the Point, and Frank (confirm in book it’s Frank)) was like that with Violet. In the second convo, Frank or Ernest was Friendly and Emotional with his words, and Ernest (confirm in book it’s Ernest) was being a bit cheeky with Klaus and humorous when lassoing Larry Your Waiter up (RIP). Sorry about your brother you two... but boy the shot Dewy floating in the water looks beautiful. 

I think the show was trying to pull a red herring that Kit was ‘evil’ due her asking Dewy to give Frank her regards because no one knows about the unicorn that is Dewy.

Lack of Sir and Charles/Switching roles/The JS Debate: I learned beforehand Charles’ actor couldn’t make it to filming so they had to rewrite him out. Didn’t expect to get rid of Sir (granted, I hear Sir’s actor is like..expense to get back or something and season one was lucky to get him). Still, nice to see that they were able to get Jerome to fill in his (kinda) canon role and Charles. Also, are Charles and Jerome together? That’s a great step up Jerome! Also, nice to know Babs and Miss Bass are together (man I wonder how the in-laws will react to that). I think what really threw me into the loop is that the Netflix Show made JS, the person behind it all, to be Justice Strauss with others JS helps. Correct me if I’m wrong, but the book had ‘JS’ be anonymous as not even Justice Strauss or Jerome knew who is the real JS since they thought it was meet for them (with theories saying it’s Lemony pretending to his brother and the taxi driver in the PP is him. Thanks Netflix for actually confirming the taxi driver part). Didn’t mind Nero being with Esme. I like that (they didn’t show the report who name I freaking forgot. Guess that says something).

At the Opera Tonight & (Lack Of) Bertrand : Hey, Netflix...Olaf’s parents death was A HIT MURDER by Beatrice, The Snickets (Kit and maybe Lemony if 13 Secrets is valid, who know about Jacques), and most importantly, BERTRAND. The books made it clear both were involved in some way or form. In fact, the lack of Bertrand is so insulting. Lemony may not say talk about him too much, but damn it, Lemony liked and respect Bertrand and never hold a grudge. Lemony in the show is the same, just less because the writers really did put more of an emphasis on Beatrice as the Lost Lenore and true OTP (????). In fact, why did the Opera events paint the noble side of VFD good with the accidental death? It was hit, and everyone was guilty and not free of sin. Here though, they are guilty as hell but free of sin as ‘it was an accident’. Well, since Bertrand wasn’t involve in the events here...the guy is actually innocent and free of sin good job Bertrand you don’t have blood on your hand (this sounds like sarcasm but it’ not). Also. you a handsome man.

Personal Headcanon That I Will Never Let Go Now Due to the Above Nonsense: Olaf’s parents were part of VFD, and were sympathetic to the fire starting side of schism, but overall close to neutral (Olaf didn’t and will never know, and book implies the schism wasn’t bad until after Olaf did his thing to frame Lemony for the crimes), due to their positions of society as aristocracy, a father in a high government related job (thanks Netflix for making Dad the Chief of the Official Fire Department it almost lines up perfectly) and mother as A-List Theater Performer. They managed to get a faster reunion when Olaf is 17 (Lemony, Olaf, and a few others are supposed to be the same age while the other siblings are older by a few years, and 18 seems to be the legal age of becoming an adult in this world). The three were at the opera for their first time reunion, and Beatrice and Bertrand were given the task on getting rid of them, and they thought ‘oh this will be easy’ because Kit was helping to deal with Esme and they succeeds. They were about to celebrate and leave when they hear Olaf and see him running to his dead parents (they have no idea he was there. If Lemony was involve, then they did knew but used Lemony as a distraction to make sure Oalf won’t witness the deed. As to why Olaf as to see the body? Because seeing a body adds extra fuel to people waiting revenge). Olaf is still on the noble side at this point (if barely), and he doesn’t know the truth until later, after somehow losing the family fortune and a switch to the fire starting side. Incompetent banking may or may not be involve. 

Hotel Denouement (Fire): Bit upset the sign isn’t written backwards, but hell, I want to stay there regardless!!! Also, I like how the show kept most of the fates a mystery expect Justice Strauss (how did she get down from the roof). The books implies Mr. Poe will die another night, so ergo in Netflix Show Mr. Poe and oddly enough, Vice Principal Nero of all people, survive as well. Thanks Nero for saving Mr. Poe for his offscreen date in the future. Side topic, but my headcanon in the books is (excluding Mr. Poe as his is given) Esme, Ernest, Hal, Hugo and Colette and Kevin survived. Those that made it out but died due to fire related injures later on (within a day or a week) would be  Frank, Jerome, Charles, Sir, Nero and the Teachers, and Carmelita. Everyone else is 100% dead (guess I got to change my 100% dead Justice Strauss status lol). The choices were pick due to drama (Esme cares for Carmelita and would be 100% heartbroken to see her die after the two made it out. For Frank and Ernest, I figure losing one brother would change their hostile relationship to a reluctant team up to get out of the fire together. Frank, being noble, gets Ernest out first resulting getting injuries and dying later, leaving Ernest all alone. Sir and Charles were still holding hands when they got out, but Sir died first and Charles went next due to a broken heart) or luck (Hal survived one fire already; I want Hugo, Colette, and Kevin to catch a good break). 

I cried when the ending happened that song f*** me up so bad like things could have been different and happy but I’m stuck in misery and woe. 

THE END/VFD AND SCHISM: I HATE THIS EPISODE SO FREAKING MUCH. Well, the Island parts (lol the red herring of Beatrice II being Sunny just by wanting to be call by her last name). They cut characters stuff with Friday (and her mother), the mutiny (that was the best part!!!)...almost all the stuff that made The End good! Also, wtf was with the BS of Ishmael making VFD? Like, I like how he was the Principal, that I can accept. But I got the impression, and it was actually implied, it been around for a long time before Ishmael was even born. He made it sound like a book club for the prestigious good people that are rich and bored. Newsflash Netflix: IT’S NOT.  Kit flat out mentions that the schism started when she was four, and it only got worse when her generation came. In fact, the schism only got worse when Olaf went after Lemony, making it the schism everyone knows today. The way the show paints it...it’s the pettiness form of petty and revenge and actually revenge I would like normally but I hate it in the context. I have more, but I’m be making a post about it...a (crack-ish/shitpost comparison of sorts you will of sorts. All I can say is the the White Face women are younger than they look or lost their family and sister in a fire while in their 20′s or 30′s (Ishmael and the Man with Beard but no Hair and Woman with hair but no Beard and Co -> Lemony and Co aka Schism start at teenage/young adult years -> Baudelaires and Co).

Honestly the good stuff was Sunny thinking of pushing Olaf overboard, and the whole thing leading up to Olaf and Kit’s death I cried so much.

Chapter 14: Okay, I’m a sucker for a happy ending after so much crap happened. Lemony and Beatrice II found family again (if for a short time), Fiona and Fernald got a Pushing Daisies ending when Captain Widdershins shows up (referring to Emerson Cod’s reunion with his daughter), Quigley reuniting with his stock footage siblings + Hector, the Troupe having a happy ending fulling their dream, and IDV maybe making it to the the islanders in time. Do I admit that the whole point of their ‘last appearance’ with the Great Unknown (or IDV just disappearing) is to give a message that you can’t always know what happens and mysteries are still out there (imo). Yes, but again, I’m a sucker for happy endings, so I’m fine either way. Also, in Season One there was a narration of Lemony with a very tiny Self Sustaining ship in the BG. Since we know Lemony is actually narrating from the future...it’s a given the Quagmire and Hector would survive. It’s a blink and you miss, but it’s there. So yeah, while everything else could be chalk up as a fake happy ending imagine by Lemony and/or Beatrice II, the Quagmire Triplets and Hector were given a happy fate from the start! Okay, I guess they still need to come down at some point but...

I would watch the PP episodes, but never the End unless I want to make myself angry.

[paranoid-rhythm]

TRANSLATION: JOKER GAME 2ND YEAR D-CLASS, SAKUMA-SENSEI RETURNS!! PART 1

Hello.

I’m back to shitpost on the Joker Game tag. lol jk 

This drama CD is all the weird things the fans wanted, I guess. ww

Warning: VERY LONG. As in 4789 words long. TN notes at the bottom. I’ll update this post once I’ve translated the other tracks. 

Text inside 「these」means that Odagiri is talking via LINE, and italicized text inside asterisks like * these * means that it’s the characters’ thoughts.

Well then, let’s jump into the madness after the cut!

Part 2 - 第2話「the night of the school trip」 Part 3 - 第3話「All out! Evacuation Drill! 」 

第1話 「an activity log of a certain day」

Sakuma: Yuuki Private Academy, Middle School Department. Because their previous adviser quit suddenly, starting the second semester, I became the class adviser for the 2nd Year, D-Class. The D-Class is a specially formed group, specifically for a group of problem students. And thus the daily lives of these exceptionally unique students continue.

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Yuuki: Your presence is a good catalyst for those boys in D-Class. How about it? Do you have the will to be their class adviser until they graduate?

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 Sakuma: I wonder, would those guys graduate first or would my stomach be ridden with ulcers first? Though the Headmaster directly entrusted them to me, I should do my best to guide them! Okay, I’ll give my all today!

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 Sakuma: Drama CD, Joker Game

 Miyoshi: 2nd Year D-Class, Sakuma-sensei Returns!!

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 Yuuki: This is a record of the daily lives of the D-Class. It starts in the early morning, 06:00 hours.

 Sakuma: Hm? 

Amari: Good morning, Sakuma-sensei!

 Hatano: Morning~!

 Sakuma: You guys are early, do you have morning practice for basketball club?

 Hatano: Yes, since the tournament is approaching. Are you jogging, Sakuma-sensei? 

Sakuma: Yeah, since I feel like my body would become weak if I don’t move. So recently, I’ve been jogging in the early morning.

 Amari: If you’re interested in exercising, you should join our club. Hatano’s so Spartan in our training. Right~?

Hatano: It’s not like I want to be like that, whose fault do you think it is?! It’s because you keep slacking off here and there that I do it!

 Amari: Life should be lived freely, one should grab that opportunity! It’s important to live it the way you want it~!

 Hatano: Why you–…!!

 Sakuma: Thanks for the invitation, but I’m not really interested in joining ball games. 

Hatano: Oh yeah, Sensei’s specialty is kendo and judo, right?

 Amari: We heard that you’ve even joined national tournaments during your high school days. 

Sakuma: Y-you guys do know a lot huh… *Huh..? Did I ever tell anyone about this…?*

 Hatano: You should be careful about your personal information being leaked~! 

Sakuma: Don’t read my thoughts! 

Hatano: We’ll go on ahead, then! 

Amari: See you in the classroom! 

Sakuma: Ah–… yeah. Do your best during training! 

Amari: Hatano, you sure have low energy during mornings huh. Do you have low blood pressure? (1) 

Hatano: Well, there’s that but I was also reading a book until late last night. 

Amari: You should be careful not to stay up too late, or else you won’t grow any taller~! 

Hatano: HAAAH?! 

Amari: Ahaha! So you’ll get angry at that! 

Sakuma: I should run a bit more. 

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Yuuki: At around the same time… 

Miyoshi: *sigh* I can’t fix it huh, this bed hair… 

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 Yuuki: 08:00 hours, before homeroom. 

Tazaki: Good morning! 

Jitsui: Good morning, Tazaki-san! 

Fukumoto: Good morning! 

Odagiri: 「Good morning~」 

Tazaki: Hm? Your greeting sticker is energetic today, did something good happen, Odagiri? 

Odagiri: 「Last night, Music Channel aired JG Musume’s(2) new release! It’s super god-like! 」 

Tazaki: Wait one second, it’s not only Fukumoto who likes that idol group, JG Musume? 

Fukumoto: The group’s new member looks a lot like Odagiri’s childhood friend, so I showed him their music video. 

Jitsui: And he got so into it huh? What a simpleton. 

Odagiri: 「Yuriri looks so much like Chizu-nee, it hurts! 」 

Jitsui: I don’t care what you guys get into, but can you not live tweet everything while it’s being aired on TV? Look what happened to my timeline! 

Tazaki: Truly, it’s just full of Odagiri and Fukumoto’s tweets. 

Fukumoto: I apologize. I got caught in the moment, I need to let everyone know about JG Musume’s ultimate cuteness–… 

Odagiri: 「I agree! 」 

Jitsui: Please think about us who gets flooded with 10 or 20 tweets about the same thing. Well, I’ve already muted you both anyway. 

Tazaki: Is it a good thing that he hasn’t blocked you guys yet? 

Fukumoto: Tazaki, you also have a Twitter account right? I haven’t seen you tweet recently. 

Tazaki: Ah, I’ve recently put up a channel in YouTube, so I’ve been uploading the new sleight of hand tricks that I’ve learned there. 

Odagiri: 「Tazaki, you’re a YouTuber?!」 

Tazaki: It’s not that big of a deal. Here. 

Tazaki: I have here the Joker card. I’ll crumple it inside my left hand and count to three, to change the card into something else! One, two, three! 

Fukumoto: That’s amazing. It changed into a pigeon in an instant. 

Jitsui: Is it really that amazing? Rather than that, what I’m bothered by is his channel’s username. 

Odagiri: 「Tazakin(3). lololol」 

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Yuuki: At the same time… 

Miyoshi: Not a hair is out of place, the perfect hairstyle! A cat? Don’t come after me. 

Kaminaga: Good morning~! It’s not like I want to go with you anyway~! 

Miyoshi: Kaminaga, I’m not talking to you. 

Kaminaga: Hm? Oh! A black cat! How cute~! Here, here~! Ooh~ you’ve got such soft and silky fur! If you were a human, you’d definitely a black haired beauty! 

Miyoshi: That cat’s a male though. 

Kaminaga: Eh?! 

Miyoshi: Well, you’ll know when you look at it. 

Kaminaga: Miyoshi, even though you claim to hate cats, you know a lot about them huh. Besides, why do you even hate them?! Is it because their fur sticks to everything? 

Miyoshi: It doesn’t matter. 

Kaminaga: But if this guy’s a stray, then it’s worrying. There’s been cases of someone abusing strays around this area. 

Miyoshi: If we don’t get a move on, we’ll be late. 

Kaminaga: Ehh… then, Cat-chan, well, Cat-kun, bye bye~! 

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Mutou: Your skirt is too short! And you, your necktie is crooked! 

Kaminaga: Geh. It’s vice-principal Mutou! Is it inspection day today?! 

Miyoshi: The committee is not with him. Isn’t he just doing it for nothing? 

Mutou: D-Class… you guys are almost late! I know that you’re all troublesome students, so I suppose that you won’t have any complaints if we expel you! 

Kaminaga: Did we cause trouble~? 

Mutou: Stop playing dumb! Kaminaga! I’ve heard that you’ve been going around, seducing all the female students in this school! 

Kaminaga: I haven’t actually gone to that extent… 

Mutou: No excuses! Miyoshi! Where’s your school badge?! Not wearing the school badge inside the school grounds is a violation of the rules–… 

Miyoshi: Mutou-sensei, we only have 4 minutes and 20 seconds before homeroom starts. And because you stopped us, we’ve already wasted 30 seconds, are you still going to continue? Even though you’re the vice-principal, you’re going to make students late? We won’t stop you though. 

Mutou: Ugh.. hurry up and go! 

Miyoshi: Thank you very much. 

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Yuuki: 10:00 hours, second period, Japanese Language. 

Sakuma: I’ll be handing out the results for the short test the other day. When I call your name, come here and get it. Amari! 

Amari: Yes~! 

Sakuma: Odagiri! 

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Sakuma: All of you in this class are very intelligent, but for some reason, all of you always gets one question wrong. This time, it’s question number 5. 

Amari: “Take into account Howard’s emotions in the underlined parts and write your interpretation of it in 30 words or less.” 

Kaminaga: Ah, it’s marked wrong on mine as well. 

Sakuma: Interpreting how a human being’s emotions, for some strange reason, all of you repeatedly get these kinds of questions wrong. To reflect on where you went wrong, I’ll have all of you read your answers out loud one by one. 

Odagiri: 「 It’s a public execution lololol 」 

Sakuma: First up, Miyoshi! 

Miyoshi: I don’t want to reflect on it. 

Hatano: He actually refused!? 

Sakuma: That’s right, even I was surprised that I had to grade a rejection. 

Miyoshi: Isn’t there no right or wrong when it comes to considering people’s emotions? Putting those kinds of questions in the test is nonsense. 

Jitsui: You have a point, you’ll need to confirm with the person themselves about it. 

Sakuma: It’s not that I don’t understand you, but as long as it’s on the test, there’s a right answer for it. If you’re not going to answer, then I’ll be forced to mark it down. 

Miyoshi: I’ll take note of that. 

Sakuma: Next up is Kaminaga, read it out loud. 

Kaminaga: “OMG this is crazy! Seriously crazy! Super crazy!" 

Tazaki: It looks like his vocabulary died. 

Sakuma: What warranted this line? 

Odagiri: Pfft… fufufu… fufufu that’s seriously dumb fufuhehehe… 

Fukumoto: It seems like it sold well to Odagiri, he’ll be laughing for a long time because of this. 

Amari: Thanks to Kaminaga, Odagiri who normally doesn’t laugh is now laughing out loud. I guess you can count this one as a good thing. 

Hatano: Just what kind of logic is that?! 

Sakuma: Odagiri! You’re not one to laugh at other people’s mistakes! What do you mean by "The rest of my answers are online.”?! 

Kaminaga: That’s even worse than mine! 

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Yuuki: 12:00 hours, lunch break. 

Hatano: Success!! Success!! 

Fukumoto: Were you able to buy the bread you wanted? 

Hatano: Of course! The Yuuki Academy special Black Iberian Pork Cutlet Sandwich, only 3 pieces are made and sold only on Fridays! This is really good~! 

Fukumoto: Did you also buy those pork cutlet sandwiches, Tazaki? 

Tazaki: Nah, I just bought the daily meal. I’m not like Hatano, I don’t have enough confidence to brave that bargain sale like mob. 

Odagiri: 「As expected of the only guy with a logical mind in the D-Class! 」 

Hatano: Anyway, why haven’t you guys eaten yet? It would’ve been okay to eat ahead of us. 

Fukumoto: My bento today is a work of art. I wanted to show it to you guys.

 Hatano: Wha–… what is this?! 

Tazaki: A kyaraben(4) huh? But which character is this? 

Fukumoto: It’s Nezujirou III. 

Tazaki: Ne… ne… nezu… ??

 Odagiri: 「It’s the official mascot character for JG Musume. Patterned after Fukumoto’s favorite, Marron-chan’s illustration.」 

Hatano: Is this a mouse? Why is it yellow? 

Fukumoto: IF MARRON-CHAN SAYS IT’S YELLOW, THEN A MOUSE IS YELLOW. 

Hatano: You’re scary… 

Odagiri: 「Can I take a pic and up it on Twitter?」 

Fukumoto: Yeah. 

Hatano: It’s all the rage now huh, omurice, nori and ham cut outs, it’s all totally impossible for me. 

Tazaki: You make it by yourself every morning, right? That’s amazing. 

Fukumoto: Today’s is just special. I usually just use the left overs from dinner and some easily prepared stuff so it’s not much work. Odagiri, you have a bento today, right? 

Odagiri: 「Yeah, Chizu-nee made one for me!」 

Hatano: Ah, your childhood friend that lives next to you? 

Odagiri: 「She said she put my favorite in there!」 

Fukumoto: That’s exciting!

 Tazaki: Hm? Odagiri’s favorite… 

Hatano: Ah… how do you say it…

 Fukumoto: …it’s all just… 

Odagiri: ….white rice… 

Tazaki: …right?

 Hatano: W-well! You never know! Maybe there’s some side dishes underneath all that rice!

 Odagiri: 「There’s none…」 

Tazaki: Oh… ah… well, Odagiri, you like onigiri, right? So maybe she thought you’ll be happy about it!

 Odagiri: Hn.. hm… 

Fukumoto: I’ll give you some of my tamagoyaki and octopus wieners…

 Hatano: I’ll give you a bit of my pork cutlets too… 

Tazaki: Have some of my karaage and cheer up! 

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Yuuki: At the same time… 

*A lot of girls chattering in the BG* 

Miyoshi: How stifling. Going to the cafeteria was a mistake. 

Kaminaga: Isn’t Miyoshi the one who said he wanted to eat the Triple S Meal Set? 

Jitsui: It can’t be helped, Kaminaga-san and Amari-san are both very popular with the girls. 

Kaminaga: Oh no~ sorry about being popular~! 

Jitsui: How about you try being modest? 

Amari: Ahh… I’m sorry, but we’re eating, I’ll be glad if you girls would quiet down a little~. 

Jitsui: As expected, the difference of how Amari-san and Kaminaga-san treat girls are widely different. 

Kaminaga: That just now was supposed to diss me, wasn’t it?! 

Amari: Hm? Isn’t it about how Kaminaga has his own good points? 

Kaminaga: Amariiii~! 

Miyoshi: You’re both just playboys, you’re just the same.

 Kaminaga: Oh? A man’s jealousy is unsightly, Narcissist-kun who’s friends with the mirror~!

 Amari: Speaking of which, our underclassmen in the basketball club all say that “If you look closely, Miyoshi-san from D-Class is really good looking!”.

 Kaminaga: “If you look closely!" 

Jitsui: Underclassmen from the club? Those are guys, right? 

Amari: Whether it’s guys or girls, isn’t being liked better than being hated? 

Jitsui: That’s not the point. 

Miyoshi: I don’t care about what people think of me. It’s annoying so I’d rather they leave me alone. 

Kaminaga: Ah! It made me remember, instead of the underclassmen, Jitsui is really popular with the older ladies. They all fawn over him, saying "He’s really cute~!”. 

Amari: Yeah, we see that a lot. 

Jitsui: It’s an honor. Thank you. 

Kaminaga: But truthfully speaking, as a guy, isn’t it kinda off, being called “cute”? 

Jitsui: Is that so? I happen to like this appearance of mine. I feel like I can use it for something. 

Kaminaga: What a scary child.

 Miyoshi: Jitsui, didn’t you say that you wanted to return books to the library? If you don’t go soon, our break would be over. 

Jitsui: Oh! Thank you for reminding me, Miyoshi-san. Then I’ll be going on ahead. 

Amari: See you later~! 

Kaminaga: Underneath that innocent face lies a demon, huh? 

Miyoshi: That’s what you call cunning or more like, black-hearted. 

Amari: Between Jitsui and Hatano, Hatano’s smaller, right? 

Kaminaga: Amari, do we really need that information right now? 

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 Hatano: Ah, Jitsui. 

Jitsui: Oh, what a coincidence. Hatano-san, are you returning books as well?

 Hatano: No, I’m looking for books to borrow. We cross paths a lot in the library, huh? Is there some books you… can… re..commend…? *Eh?! Wait?! “Everyone Can Do It! Black Magic Manual”?! “Medieval Torture Methods Made Easy”?! Just what kind of books is this guy borrowing?!* 

Jitsui: Oh, this? 

Hatano: Ah… ah… y-you’re drawing manga for your club activities, right? I-is that for research? Ahaha..ha… 

Jitsui: No, this is just for my hobby. 

Hatano: Your hobby?! 

Jitsui: These books are very interesting, I recommend them! Everything is easily explained, so even beginners can read them! If you have time, please read them!

 Hatano: Ah.. ah… t-the next period is gym right?! I need to go change! Later then! 

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Yuuki: 13:00 hours, fifth period, gym class. 

Mutou: For today’s class, since Gordon-sensei is on leave, he prepared a special course for you guys!

 Hatano: Geh. And to make things worse, Mutou is the sub. 

Tazaki: Well, he does have his eyes on us. Looks like we can’t slack off today.

 Mutou: No complaints! Today you’ll be swimming with your clothes on!

 Kaminaga: Aaaah, so that’s why he made us wear our jersey over our swimsuit.

 Fukumoto: I thought he’ll just make us clean the pool again.

 Miyoshi: I don’t want to do that ever again.

 Mutou: Didn’t I tell you to shut it?! You all would swim 1 kilometer while wearing your jerseys! That means you’ll do 40 laps on this 25 meter pool! The time limit is 30 minutes! 

*An adult man would usually take 30 minutes to swim 1 kilometer. Held back by their jerseys, I’m sure they can’t do it within 30 minutes. This is my chance to get rid of this D-Class!* 

Tazaki: The weather is just perfect for a swim huh. 

Odagiri: 「I didn’t bring a waterproof case for my phone. I’m done for.」 

Jitsui: That means you just have to finish before your withdrawal symptoms appear. 

Amari: Wouldn’t our jerseys come off while swimming though? 

Hatano: That just means that your swimming form is bad. 

Fukumoto: If it comes off, I’ll pick it up for you. Though, even if we’re all guys, it’s better to take care not to get stripped off. 

Kaminaga: Exciting! All Guys Swimming With Clothes On! With A Chance of Stripping! 

Miyoshi: There’s no such thing. 

Odagiri: My smartphone… it’ll just be a temporary separation!! 

Mutou: *Laugh while you still can…* Get ready, go to your positions! We’ll begin the 1 kilometer course now! Ready! 

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Miyoshi: We’re all done. 

Mutou: Wh-what?! *These guys! Not only they made it within the time limit,  they’re not tired in the slightest, even after swimming! Impossible!* 

Miyoshi: “Impossible!”, is what your face says. Would you like us to do it again?

 Mutou: Uh–… uooooo!! 

Amari: Ah, he fainted. What do we do? 

Miyoshi: Leave him be, blood just rushed to his head due to his anger. He’ll be fine even if we leave him be. 

Kaminaga: Score! Then that means we’ll be free for the rest of the period! Let’s play underwater volleyball! 

Tazaki: Do we have a ball for it? 

Hatano: I think I saw one in the changing room! 

Fukumoto: I’ll go and look for it. 

Odagiri: I missed you… I missed you! 

Jitsui: Don’t cry while clutching your smartphone like that, Odagiri-san. 

Miyoshi: I’ll go ahead and change, my hair is all messed up. 

Kaminaga: Are you gonna spend 2 hours setting it again?

 Miyoshi: Shut it. 

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 Yuuki: 16:00 hours, after class. 

Hatano: Hmm… Okay, it looks like those gaggle of girls aren’t around today! The tournament is coming close, I need to concentrate and train hard–…

 Amari: Hatano, Hatano!

 Hatano: What do you want?! Your fan club is not around today! 

Amari: I know that. But instead, there’s a cat! 

Hatano: Huh, cat? Whoa! Where did this come from?! 

Amari: Earlier, when Hatano was checking out the scene outside, it slipped right between your feet. That was amazing~! 

Hatano: If you noticed then you should’ve said something! 

Amari: I’m more of a dog person, but cats are cute too, right~? Ahahaha~ that tickles~! Is it because I ate some snacks before that I smell tasty? 

Hatano: Guide it outside! If we left that here, it’ll be in the way of our practice!

 Amari: Don’t be so cold! Let’s just leave him here! 

Hatano: What good would leaving it here be?! Are you planning to keep it here in the gym? Stop being irresponsible–… AH! WHOA?! The club room’s key–…!!

Amari: Did the cat take it? What do we do? 

Hatano: What else do you think we should do?! Run after it! 

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Kaminaga: Aaah~ the best thing about the Cooking Club is that I can slack off and Fukumoto would make snacks and then Miyoshi would pour tea~! 

Miyoshi: Don’t put your feet on the sofa. 

Fukumoto: You’re gonna choke if you eat while lying down. 

Kaminaga: You guys are seriously like a nagging mother-in-law and a mom.

 Hatano: I’ll come at it from the right!

 Kaminaga: Hm? 

Hatano: Amari! It went that way! Corner it in!

 Amari: Roger! Ah! 

Hatano: Aah!! Only a little bit more! 

Kaminaga: What are those two doing in the courtyard? 

Fukumoto: They seem to be chasing a black cat. 

Kaminaga: That’s obvious enough while watching them… 

Miyoshi: Wouldn’t it be that, that cat took something from Hatano, so they’re chasing it to get it back. Since Amari is with him, it must have something to do with the basketball club, like the club room’s key… that cat… 

Fukumoto: Hm? Are you interested in the cat?

 Miyoshi: Not really.

 Kaminaga: Isn’t that the cat that was following Miyoshi this morning? It ended up here in school after all! It must really have taken a liking to Miyoshi!

 Fukumoto: If it’s a stray cat, then it must be hungry.

 Miyoshi: Even so, don’t give food to it. If it gets used to that, it’ll just be troublesome

 Kaminaga: What an evil guy~! 

Fukumoto: No, Miyoshi’s right. It was my mistake. 

*Kaminaga’s phone rings* 

Kaminaga: Huh? A call from Tazaki? 

Fukumoto: That’s rare. 

Kaminaga: Hello~! 

Tazaki: Help me, Kaminaga! I have only you now!

 Kaminaga: Eh?! What happened? 

Tazaki: Well, the thing is… 

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 Jitsui: Virtual Scientific and Cultural Research Club! Today’s agenda is this!

 Tazaki: Hm? A horror game?

 Odagiri: Hiie?! 

Jitsui: You worded it wrong. It’s an action game where you run and fight zombies! The graphics, the music, the motions! It’s a super scary game being celebrated on the internet! I’d like you two play this for me. 

Odagiri: W-w-w-w-w-why?!

 Tazaki: Odagiri, calm down. 

Jitsui: I want my next work to be a romance story born out of running away from zombies! A gory, shocking love suspense story! So, if you could help me with that… 

Odagiri: W–…. wh–…. why–… 

Tazaki: I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve asked this but, Jitsui, you’re writing a shoujo manga, right? 

Jitsui: Yes, that’s right. But I’m sure that the readers are all tired of that school love story trope. I’ll use this for a bit of a change! 

Tazaki: I think it’s too big of a change. 

Odagiri: 「I’m begging you, horror genres are truly impossible, I’m so sorry.」

 Tazaki: Odagiri is making it rain dogeza(5) stickers…

 Jitsui: So it’s really impossible, huh? I don’t have anyone else but you two… I’m sorry, it was wrong of me, please forget it.

 Tazaki: Odagiri.

 Odagiri: 「F-f-f-fine.」 

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Tazaki: And so, we’re playing the said game in our club room…

 Odagiri: I-…impossible! Impossible! Impossible! Impossible! Impossible! Impossible!

 Jitsui: IT’S NOT IMPOSSIBLE!

 Odagiri: AAAAAHH!! NOOOOOOOO!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGHH!!!

 Jitsui: DON’T LET GO OF THE CONTROLLER!

 Odagiri: AAAH!! ARRRRHHH!! AAAAARGHH!!

 Tazaki: As you can hear, Odagiri’s HP is almost at 0. I’d take his place but, Jitsui said it’s pointless to make people who aren’t scared to play it.

 Kaminaga: So you mean–…

 Tazaki: Kaminaga, you’re no good with horror, right? I beg you, please take Odagiri’s place! I’ll be waiting for you in the club room! 

Kaminaga: W-wait–…! How can one so unreasonable?! 

Miyoshi: Why don’t you hurry and go? 

Fukumoto: Bring them some of the madeleines I baked earlier. 

Kaminaga: You two are so cold! 

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Hatano: You have nowhere to run to! 

Amari: Eh~ who knew that there’s a vacant lot here~ 

Hatano: Who cares about that?! Give me back the club room’s key! Alright! Seriously, giving us all that trouble! 

Amari: Wait one second, Hatano. There’s something else that dropped.

 Hatano: Huh? Our school’s badge?

 Amari: There seems to be something engraved on the back, but it’s so small, it’ll be impossible to know whose this is with just this… 

Hatano: It might be… 

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Yuuki: 18:00, the end of the school day. 

Miyoshi: I seriously don’t understand why Kaminaga and Odagiri find zombies scary. Let’s go home already. 

Amari: Miyoshi! 

Hatano: Don’t move from there! 

Miyoshi: Huh? 

Hatano: This, is yours, right? 

Miyoshi: My school badge… 

Amari: Hatano saw the mark on the back and said that it definitely belongs to you.

 Hatano: You always put a mark on your personal belongings, right? Because you hate to have them get mistaken for someone else’s.

 Miyoshi: Where did you find it?

 Hatano: In the vacant lot up ahead in the shopping district behind the school. We found it when we were chasing that stray cat who took our club room’s key.

 Amari: Though it looked to me that the cat was trying to leas us there.

 Hatano: The cat? If so, then that’s helpful of him. But how come you dropped it in that place?

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Kaminaga: But if this guy’s a stray, then it’s worrying. There’s been cases of someone abusing strays around this area.

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Miyoshi: Hm? A guy swinging around a baseball bat in a sparsely trafficked vacant lot? He could be nothing more than a suspicious person. And here I thought it’ll be facing someone more worthy. 

*cat snarling* 

*Miyoshi takes a photo* 

Suspect: W-who are you?! 

Miyoshi: Ah, please don’t mind me, I just love taking photos of cats. It’ll be alright if I post this photo online, right?

 Suspect: Give me that! 

Miyoshi: If you continue doing such things, you’ll get arrested not only for abuse but also for assault. A middle schooler getting caught abusing a cat? I’m pretty sure that the news would go crazy about it, how about that? I hope you take that into understanding.*

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Miyoshi: It’s nothing important. 

Hatano: Well, whatever, as long as I’ve handed it over.

Amari: Make sure you don’t lose it again! 

Miyoshi: A cat returning a favor, huh? 

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Yuuki: 21:00 hours.

Sakuma: Making a new lesson plan, preparing questions for the mid-term exams, planning the itinerary for the school trip… what a busy week it has been. Maybe I should go and drop by the convenience store and buy beer… hm? A cat? It’s dark so I can’t see it well… Ahaha, you’re quite used to humans huh, are you a stray? I see, I see! But my place is a cramped apartment and due to work, I’m not always at home, it’s not a good environment to keep a cat in. I’m sure some good natured person would pick you up… I’m sorry. Come on, don’t go after me! Didn’t I tell you not to go after me? Fine, do you want to go home with me? Ah-! Wait! Don’t pull on my clothes! Your claws hurt! Ow!

 * With fur as black as an unlit night road, I took him home and named him Yoru.*

TN notes:

1 – Japanese people believe that people that have low blood pressure are not morning people

2 – JG Musume, a parody on Morning Musume

3 – Tazakin sounds like saikin (bacteria)

4 – Character bento

5 – dogeza / kneeling down on the ground; prostrate oneself​ as an apologyPart 3 - 第3話「All out! Evacuation Drill! 」  Part 3 - 第3話「All out! Evacuation Drill! 」

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Check In Tag

Tagged by: @tabsteen tagged me a while back and @oreomonsterhunter too so I'm finally getting to it lol!! Love you guys 🥰❤

1. Why did you choose your url?: I wanted something completely different than I normally use. I was watching kawaii lifestyle stuff at the time so I chose "hime", but spelled it like "he-mei" and then added "chu" at the end to make it cute. So, essentially it means princess kiss 😂 I'm kind of stuck with it now cause I don't wanna change it

2. Any side blogs? If you have them name, them and why you have them?: This is my sideblog lol. It was supposed to be just kpop, but then I got super active on here and it practically became my main.

3. How long have you been on tumblr?: Been here since 2012! Not consistently though. I came back last year after like 4 years or something?? I started this blog last year.. Honestly didn't think I would use tumblr again 😅

4. Do you have a queue tag?: I do not

5. Why did you start your blog in the first place?: For this blog I just really needed an outlet to talk about kpop. I had a coworker who I talked about kpop with, but I had moved and left that job, but we weren't close enough to be friends outside of work. I had just started stanning SKZ when I thought I was done with the stan life lmao. I'm not much of a twitter person so tumblr is more of my thing cause I love to ramble in the tags. I've met a lot of cool nice people since I've started this blog and I'm so grateful 🥺

6. Why did you choose your icon?: Chan is my ult and it made me laugh. It represents how I feel for him lmao

7. Why did you choose your header?: It made me so happy to see some sort ot8 stuff while Hyunjin is on hiatus. I like the look of the neon light too! 💕

8. What’s your post with the most notes?: Me basically freaking about Chan in the Wolfgang performance 🥵

9. How many mutuals do you have?: I'm not too sure 🥺 Since this is a sideblog I'm not sure if some other mutuals I don't talk to as much knows we are mutuals lmao

10. How many followers do you have?: I just passed 500+ and that was a milestone for me! So grateful and thankful 😭

11. How many people do you follow?: 231

12. Have you ever made a shitpost?: Yes lol

13. How often do you use tumblr each day?: On here every day! Haven't been as active as normal though

14. Did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? Who won?: I've never had beef with anyone on here lol. I can't even imagine that

15. How do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts?: Not a fan

16. Do you like tag games?: I love them!! They're so much fun. I'm always super happy when I get tagged

17. Do you like ask games?: Same as above! I feel bad sometimes if I don't get to them, but I love interactions 🥺

18. Which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?: I'm not too sure, but I feel like all my mutuals are hella cool. I feel so honored whenever anyone talks to me or tags me 😂

19. Do I have a crush on a mutual?: All my mutals are cute 🥰

20. Tags?: @thirdofoctober @lixiesmom @chans-starlight @letsstaywithstraykids anyone else who would love to do this! No pressure though 🫂👍