#this is a joke please don't put me on a watchlist

[hkthatgffan]

You're Canadian, right? Who won the War of 1812?

Well, officially, no one really did. The war came to a draw. That's overall something that can be debated for ages. Personally, I'm more a WW2 and Cold War guy so the War of 1812 isn't something I know much about besides it being a gag in Mr. Young (please tell someone else remembers that show).

Oh and one more thing...

No one else has ever done this >:)

Thanks for letting us remodel DC in 1814, America ;)

hehehe

[twilight-good-yall-dumb]

This is my formal plea to literally everyone that you STOP going out and buying tickets to Disney remakes and sequels. As someone who holds that studio very close to my heart for the magic they used to create, it genuinely blows my mind how they're still finding immense financial success with shitty reincarnations of their preexisting IP. Do people not understand? Hate alone will do nothing! The top people at Disney are suffocating their artists with corporate greed! The executives and the shareholders do not give a SHIT if people on letterboxd hate their movie. If it's making money in the box office, they will continue making garbage because it WORKS! Please get a fucking grip and support other animation studios or literally any new IP that Disney actually decides to take a chance on, because money speaks, and it's the only language these current money hungry cowards at Disney seem to understand! I know for a damn FACT Walt has been turning in his grave for the past ten to fifteen years and it makes the prior Disney obsessed child in me SICK!!!

[magicalgirlagency]

I sincerely think what's the most freaky thing about Gushing Over Magical Girls is the fact that the people who are watching it see no issue seeing underaged girls being sexualized left and right. It's just like you said, the sexy scenes wouldn't be an issue if the girls in question were of legal age.

Yeah. These people are so desensitized to CP it scares me. But then again, I'm not even surprised, because I've seen Kobayashi-san's Maid Dragon have the exact same effect on people.

Here's a list of the fucked up shit that Maid Dragon had:

Lucoa, a promiscuous dragon woman with Tig Ol' Biddies who's constantly trying to get an underaged boy unfortunately named SHOTA to have sex with her;

Kanna Kamui, Tohru and Kobayashi's adopted daughter (who's 9yo, may I also add), also has her fair share of fanservice, as the camera zooms in on her chubby thighs as much as possible;

Saikawa Riko, Kanna's classmate/human friend, has a crush on her that's SO intense, she makes faces that look like she's having an orgasm;

Iruru, an Oppai L*li Dragon (credited as 16yo, but is also thousands of years old) who was the catalyst for a transphobic joke subplot that involved cursing Kobayashi with a penis. She's also shipped with Aida Taketo, a 16yo boy who nosebleeds every time he looks at her breasts;

Tohru, upon learning that Kobayashi has a penis, attempts to poison her food with a love potion so they can have sex for breeding purposes (like, that's a gag throughout the whole series: Tohru is always constantly cohercing her partner into love);

The manga is said to have more risqué content, so much so that the anime had to cut some of it/water it down.

But did people cared about all of these controversies? No, they didn't cared about them, because 🏳️‍🌈✨💕~LESBIANS~💕✨🏳️‍🌈

People are always willing to throw morality and self-respect out of the window when there's queerness involved in a series (implied and/or canonical), and Mahou Shoujo ni Akogarete is no exception.

Like, I get that it's fiction and we're starving for queer rep and blah-blah-blah, but I don't think it's worth putting yourself on a watchlist. Please, go find something better.

[village-for-rambles]

Please please elaborate on the "suspected for terrorism in school once"

I made really weird really morbid jokes about murder and everyone took it VERY VERY seriously. Apparently people were writing notes about how scared they were of me (mind you I was a Straight A Quiet Teacher's Pet my entire life) and my friend brought it up casually which ended with my parents being called who didn't really get it either because we use morbid humor a lot at home,, Don't bring those jokes to school kids!!!!!! Lesson of the day!!!! I was almost put on a watchlist <3 and I was supposedly meant to have online counselling or something similar but the counselor ended up forgetting about me lmao. They told my father I 'could not be released into the public' .

That is the only time in my LIFE I have ever gotten in trouble in an academic setting and that's a pretty big feat I think for it to be such a thing

[rikasfundingassociates]

[New Recording] The Hacker

This interview originally took place on May 14th, 2023.

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With a buzz of your mobile device, a new tab opens up without any prompting! A black screen fills your monitor, and a lime green cursor taps out the lines:

> HACKER.VIDEOCALL()

> LOADING...

A laptop-style webcam flicks on, and you see a tuft of ginger hair fill the frame of the screen, half-obscuring the various game posters and glow in the dark decals that decorate the room the video is capturing. Behind the gaming chair propped in front of the camera, you see a messy apartment bedroom with a half-ajar bathroom door in the far corner, an electric keyboard pushed against the back wall, stacks of speakers and electronic equipment, and two food bowls by the door.

The redhead who seemed to be fiddling with the computer out of view finally leans back in her chair, humming to herself contentedly before fixating her eyes on the red light of the webcam. At that, she perks up immediately.

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[HACKER]: "Riiiight- I should introduce myself! Master hacker Cady MacNider at your service!"

hi!! how’ve you been ‘ ‘

CADY: "Today??? Pretty damn good, I'll say so myself! Just put the finishing touches on the new maintenance update !!"

best question ever: What colour is an orange :)

"Uhhhh pretty sure you asked the question wrong, duderino. Orange! That's, like, the easiest answer I've ever given ever!"

Favourite Pokémon??

"Snorlax... I vibe with him on a personal level ..!"

HELLO CADY!! How do you pass the time? :smile:

"Well now you just wan' me to talk about myself, dontcha? I do a lot of coding, but I also 'ave a penchant for gaming, playing with Kirby, and making music when I got the chance!"

hello cady :) what are your computer specs :smooch:

"I've got this baby loaded up with all the fancy shmancy stuff--! High power graphics card, processor, the whole shebang !!"

As she says that, she gives the PC a good ol' smack. Bang bang!

"It's like my child... or the closest I can get to my own flesh an' blood!"

HI CADY!! when we were talking to cayden there was this big ufo behind him but he didnt notice it. did it take him or is he still alive??

She takes off her headphones and gives a solemn shake of her head.

"We miss him every day..."

Favorite drink ever ?(Cady is such a cute name oml)

"Dr. Pepper all the way! Only the best gamer fuel for a high-maintenance machine like myself !!" :3

Are you sure its orange

"Is it? I mean, I don't eat much fruit, but I'm preeettyyyy sure..."

hey cady, i heard somewhere that if you add 10 to your age and then substract 5 and then another 5 you get your age, but i cant wrap my head around this. could you help me with an example with your age, pretty please? begging? please?

"I'd be chuffed to help! Okay okay okay so if you take 22 and add 10 that's 32 minus 5 that's 17.. then add 5 that's 22! You were right!!!" :D

What was the first video game you ever played?

"Oooohhh, you're takin' me back down memory lane! Methinks it was prob-ly Wii Sports Resort, honestly...

I was cracked with the tennis racket :3."

Hi Cady!! What’s the craziest hack you’ve managed to pull off?

She taps her chin. "Well, there was that one time I managed to leak the FBI flight watchlist..."

"Jokes! I joke! I actually don't do much fancy hacking, ashully. 'm more of a white hat hacker!"

If we're allowed multiple questions: favourite song to play on just dance?

"Bangarang duh dununah BRANG WOO-WOO DUNUNUN--"

Insert a poorly executed attempt to mimic rave synths.

favourite mii game?

"I've always liked the bowling one.. you just need the right flick of the wrist and it's an auto-strike every time! Just gotta game th' system !!"

Did you ever play the swordplay or airplane games on Wii sports resort?

"When they did the anime transformation poses when the people linked up with each other I peaked in life."

Cady what.

"But I never was able to get good at the sword one, sadly... It's all about spamming and my poor fingies can't take that..."

Any favourite cat breeds ? :)

At that, she takes a deep inhale. "Okay so first of all I gotta give a shoutout to the longhairs, they're sososo fluffy but ALSO Maine Coons are soooo cute--" Quick break to catch her breath.

"But of course, whatever breed Kirby is is the one I love the most !!! (She has no idea what breed he is.)"

Do u think ur a lover or a fighter (:<

"Hmmmm... I mean of cours' I'm a lover! I love my friends and everyone else... how could I not be !!! I'm just sooo lovable..."

"Unless someone hurts the people I care 'bout-- then we're gonna have a problem!!!" She throws some air punches.

Do you have a favourite soup?

"Uhhhhh soup flavor?? Give me a sec, I don't 'ave these things memorized... oh! Tomato bisque... that's one of 'em right?"

Is it true that all fast food restaurants have been secretly taken over by the people who fooled everyone that oranges are orange?

"WHAT !!!! Not... not that I know of????" :WBAT:

whats a story that happened to you that sounds like something you'd see on r/thathappened, despite being very real?

"Oh!!!! Oh oh oh! I've got the PERFECT story for y' folks!"

"So, according to my ma' when I was a mere babe... my nametag got switch'd up with another kid's and the wrong parents ended up taking me home !!! Crazy, right? In the end though, I raised up such a fuss and made their lives so miserable they ended up coming back because they knew they hadn't created this hellspawn! ... and I'm glad they did, because my old folks actually knew how to raise said hellspawn!!" Double finger guns !!

Im telling u dude its 100% truth!!!

"I don't believe you, I'm sorryyy!!! You gotta show me somethin' concrete, some proof! Scientific method and all of that!"

What's your favorite color combo?

"Lime green and purple !! Don't think I have any clothes that aren't in either of those colors..."

SEE!!

You just gotta get rid of the orange wax!!! Yk like what they put on supermarket apples

There are no words for a moment. ".... YOU JUST PEEL THE ORANGE OFF????" She totally believes you.

"I need to lie down..."

What is your vehicle of choice? :smilee:

"Well... Shiko says I shouldn't be trusted around a car, so my handy dandy bicycle is the next best thing !!"

What do you do when you're not hacking?

"Everyone's gotta have a healthy work-life balance, y'know? Unless you work at Marium Corp, I guess..."

"I take break days to spend over 10 hours playing video games, touching grass, and maybe even renting a movie!! Sure, there are more break days than regular days, but I didn't say it was a GOOD work-life balance..."

did you know that if you peel an orange with a nokia you have a 0.00008% to get a shiny orange?

"Like a rare collectible orange !!! What !! " There are stars in her eyes. "You've piqued my interest, magic man!"

If you dip the true form of an orange into lemon juice, it turns purple! Like the butterfly pea tea (?) !!

"THE BUTTERFLY PEA WHAT ?!?!?!?!?"

legend says.............. opening it with a wii remote has the low low low rate of getting a :THISMAN: orange :scream: :scream: :scream: :scream: :scream: :scream: :scream: :scream:

"That's so coollll ! I gotta try that out--

... Hold on where did you get that picture of Val--?!"

The blood orange must be sacrificed!! Dont forget that part!

"Got it, boss !!!" She salutes.

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CADY: [The hacker quickly glances up above the screen, widening her eyes slightly before stretching her arms above her head.]

"Well, think that's all the time I have to talk... gotta push this update out to the others!! They're gonna be so impressed! ... was nice meeting you all, see ya 'round!"

[Cady beams at the screen and waves to you, before closing the call.]

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[bylightofdawn]

I got my Bounty Hunter Code in and have taken photos of all of the Death Watch....well I'm gonna call it handbook that is at the back of it. Jokes on me, the much needed 'info' I needed from said book? Literally all of one sentence so I learned pretty much NOTHING about Adonai Kryze so I'm just...gonna make shit up at this point and sorry if it doesn't match disney canon or legends canon

On the other hand, I have all 32 pages of the Death Watch handbook (which typing that makes me feel like it's gonna put me one some kinda watchlist somewhere) so if I somehow misplace THIS book I have the fun Legends Mando information. I'm toying with the idea of trying to clean them up and making a gallery or maybe even a pdf about it. But 1) I don't know if anyone would be interested. 2) I don't know if that would be fair use and or if I would break some kind of Copywrite law since this is the House of Mouse after all. Which is prolly just me being ridiculously paranoid, I know.

I dunno maybe I'll do a PW protected google gallery or something and post it there.

I've been making an effort on my JasPlo fic and have come to the realization I actually hate writing political shit so of COURSE what am I doing? Writing what amounts of a political drama fanfic. So the universe is laughing at me.

I'm kinda feeling a bit in the weeds here and might force myself to get over my social anxiety and maybe hit up some of the SW Discords I subscribed to a million years ago. I typically don't ave issues talking with people once I yanno...actually get over my anxiety enough to talk and leave lurk-mode. It's always working up the nerve to speak in the first place that is the hardest for me to do, yanno?

But hey, if anyone has any good Star Wars discords and fanfic discords to recommend, please send them my way. I definitely feel out of touch with the fandom since my hiatus.

[buggledy]

30 minute hold, 3 minute conversation that told me everything I already knew + "talk to your bank" and it's Sunday so I can't do that till tomorrow 👍

P.S. I know I made a real silly TK joke in the tags of the above post but I actually am thinking about moving to a more isolated area for mental health reasons, if any law enforcement agencies are reading this please don't put me on a watchlist for that, thanks.

I'VE BEEN BROKE AS SHIT FOR LIKE MONTHS AND I FINALLY GET A LITTLE EXTRA MONEY FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND SOME CHUCKLEFUCK GOT A HOLD OF MY CARD NUMBER SO I HAD TO FREEZE IT I'VE BEEN ON HOLD WITH THE FRAUD PEOPLE FOR 15 MINUTES FFS

[yuneyn]

~ reveal your watch & rewatch drama list ~

tagged by @stickers-on-a-laptop, thank you!!

I already know I'm going to be rambling a lot because I can't not do that, so I'll put it all under a cut.

Watching:

Honboshi: Shinri Tokuso Jikenbo: Honestly I just started this because Kiriyama Renn is playing a detective and it made me laugh for Shoutarou reasons... but he doesn't have much of a role and he isn't playing a dramatic yelling idiot nor kissing people (listen, he's one of the few who does that well), and the plot itself isn't doing much for me, so it might join the list of stuff I ended up dropping. His hair is good though.

Old Fashion Cupcake: I mean I started this because the idea that another member of the Kamen Rider Build cast would do BL was (and still is) hilarious to me - but it is also very much amazing. Takeda, you really are the senpai here lmao.

Senpai, Danjite Koidewa!: It's cute. Not groundbreaking for now, but cute, and we'll see how it turns out.

Rewatching:

Oretachi wa Abunakunai ~ Cool ni Saboru Keijitachi: I mean it's hilarious, and Suzuki's character would give Ichirou a stroke. A fun thing to rewatch sometimes when I don't feel like starting anything new.

Zettai BL: I am making my husband watch it so it counts as a rewatch lol.

KeixYaku: I am also making my husband watch it haha (but I mean, knowing him if we watch one episode per week I'll be happy) and also I constantly rewatch scenes for inspiration and because I love them and miss them.

Plan to watch:

SO MANY THINGS.

I mean, the Cherry Magic movie, for a start. One day. Maybe. The two Fullmetal Alchemist movies, also one day, maybe.

-50kg no Cinderella and Shin Shinchou Kouki because Inukai Atsuhiro owns my life watchlist. Actually I still need to watch No Call No Life, and maybe one day also I can watch Dancing in her Dreams.

Tokyo Revengers because I promised my friends and keep forgetting but I WILL. Also Kamen Rider Ex-aid is next on my Kamen Rider list.

Minato Shouji Coin Laundry because of all the Rokkaku jokes we'll be able to make, probably.

Imawa no Kuni no Alice season 2 because season 1 was amazing and I'm so excited for the second one.

I'm not tagging people because I'm lazy and I barely use tumblr except to check tags directly so I don't know who's posting what on this hellsite, but please consider yourself tagged if you want to do it!

[lowkeyorloki]

hi phoebe anon again! hahahah okay i have so many opinions on the lorde thing you have no idea but most of them end up boiling down to some form of “shut the hell up none of you know what ur talking about!!!!!!!” or “keep my wife’s name out ur fucking mouth”. LMAO

like 1) why are you guys just now circulating these videos as if the melodrama tour didn’t happen 3 years ago, 2) the people being like “imagine paying to go to a concert just to have the singer shush you” ...guys it was literally for 30 seconds at the end of a very dramatic song. you guys the album is called Melodrama i need you to understand this. please. this is not like a routine thing that she does. she is so sweet at her concerts and is very appreciative. and 3) the people that aren’t her fans being so offended by it (the ones making the most jokes about it) are making me so 😭😭😭😭 like we all know she’s a little bit weird!!! and that maybe it was a bit over the top!! and that’s okay!! like i think famous people are a little weird sometimes! i love you for saying that the crowds singing at concerts are annoying though that’s SO valid lmao

sorry i am totally rambling but this just reminds me of this one tweet that was like “Phoebe Bridgers is allowed to be annoying on twitter because she wrote motion sickness. the same cannot be said for the rest of you.” and like. yeah when you (not you, you know what i mean lol) make albums as good as Pure Heroine and Melodrama then maybe you’ll be permitted to make fun of her.

long story short these people need to leave my wife alone i had like five people ask me “omg did she shush you🤪” when i told them i went to see her and it just makes me really sad that that’s all people think of her now😭😭😭 idk how it got so out of hand lmao

also i actually haven’t seen Juno! but it’s been on my watchlist forever and i’ve heard it’s really great so i will definitely be watching it when i get the chance❤️ anyway goodbye i’m sorry that was such a long response that im sure you did not want lol

Yes to all of this! Also not to harp on my prev. point but "imagine paying to go to a concert just to have the singer shush you” okay imagine going to a concert only to not be able to hear the person you paid a gross amount of money to see only to be unable to hear them because of a tone deaf and flat audience???

i've also seen a bunch of viral tiktoks of people saying they don't care she shushed the crowd they just care that lorde 'sounds bad.' it gave me flashbacks to when i was a theatre kid in high school (gross) and everyone in the plays with me would judge broadway performers for not being perfect all the time.... like.... we were 16 and the people who were so vocal about criticizing the actors weren't getting more than ensemble in a high school production and i always just wondered where they thought they got the credibility to shit on people's careers. i have such a vivid memory of this one girl saying she hated the "good for you" number from dear evan hansen because dierctors "would force whatever actress playing evan's mom to try to sound like alanis morissette". girl what. they're just sounding angry lmao emoting anger can only be so unique. i know that gets into iffy territory of "if you don't have (x) you can't have an opinion of (x)" but i feel like with something like talent and voices it's fine to look at a bunch of 16-23 year olds who have decided they can hit whistle notes and tell them they might not have a single clue what they're talking about, lmao. lorde puts on a performance much more than she just... sings her hits. her "'''bad''''' singing is part of that. like you alluded to... lorde wrote pure heroine/melodrama and she has a record deal and we don't, so... :)

lmao i bet we sound crazy to everyone reading this but this is exactly why i left acting and singing it's just not enjoyable and even if you find someone who isn't balls to the wall judgmental they're obnoxious. in my shakespeares studies course in COLLEGE i was the only non theatre major and all the girls said that hamlet is shakespeare's most misogynistic character. HAMLET. like. miss ma'am every single male character in titus andronicus and taming of the shrew are right there...

ANYWAY ty for talking i was just SO curious what your opinion was haha! and you should totally watch Juno, i think it's on hulu right now. It's an early 2000s movie with Eliott Page and Michael Cera and tbh that should be the only incentive you need, lmao