#this is a joke i know it's a hallucination
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Even in your tags you know he's "quarter Winnebago" canonically Brock Samson is native american of course he's not just a white man unless we want to ignore that.
i think there's easily an essay out there to be written exploring brock's role within conformatized masculinity within the imperial and patriarchal society he so clearly based his entire mask personality around (also I have an argument to be made for autistic Brock but that's a different post) while being the only character in the whole show with indigenous background (that isnt a really racist stereotype. Its just flat out never represented). I get that the writers probably just added that bit about Brock being a "quarter" (which again is blood quantum) "Winnebago" (Hochungra) as a lighthearted racist joke explanation for why Brock is so stoic and massive and deadly, and to connect back to the racist joke of Brock being dressed as a Native stereotype in his Joycan hallucination
Like watsonian wise. Inside of the story. We can talk a lot about all that. Doylistically. Writing wise. Hammer and Publick have a lot of racist hangups within their comedy.
But that's all to say Brock has been canonically Native for the majority of the show, excepting s1 and the first episode of s2. So, not white
whoever did Brock's coloring in this scene deserves a little kiss
he's so warmly tanned i can almost believe he isn't 100% white. also he's so smiley here :^)
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Anyone else see The Spider at the ass crack of dawn every morning but only when opening your right eye or is that just me?
#this is a joke i know it's a hallucination#i just. need to say something where people can laugh with me instead of being concerned#it only happens when i wake up between like 5 and 6am and it varies from tiny to huge#this morning it looked ai generated and it's ass was yellow and almost bejeweled in how it looked#it's always a weird experience#cause like i know it's not real and i try to touch it to make sure#and I'm not unsettled like i am by a real one#and if i took the spiritual part of my pagan practice more seriously i might take it as a sign#but i know psychosis runs in my family and I've had hallucinations since i was a child#including ones induced by religion#so like I'm skeptical#it's really annoying and stupid though so i want to post where someone might laugh instead of telling me i have to tell my psych right away#like I'll tell her at my next appointment (the end of this month) but she's never been concerned about my hallucinations#i think that's cause i don't get command voices#i just get hallucinations that scare me or keep me awake#idk#i just felt like posting about my hallucinations today#they're always small things so it's not a big deal#anyway#drink water you heathens
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au where poor writer mike wheeler who can't seem to get a story published jumps at the chance to buy a weirdly cheap house in a nice neighborhood near a good publishing company because he doesn't have the money for anything else.
however, upon entering said house, he quickly realizes that it is not all that it seems - the wifi glitches constantly, the doors lock and unlock on their own, he hears footsteps at all times of the night, and he's starting to think that the really cute bowlcut-adorned apparition haunting his dreams isn't just something his constantly sleep deprived brain is making up. he would move out - except for the fact that he doesn't have the money to live anywhere else, so, after a while, he learns to live with said apparition. it's good inspiration for his books, anyway.
and so, when ghost!will eventually realizes that his haunting efforts are fruitless, he decides - against all ghost laws - that he should appear to mike. unfortunately, mike is very cute, and throws will off immediately. and even more unfortunately, mike doesn't find will scary at all.
cue lots of gay ghost pining. and also mike thinking he's hallucinating because he's so sleep deprived
#i may write this one day#adding it to my wip list#mike would make a ghostbusters joke at will probably and will would be like 🫤#“so you're not scared of me?” “no not really. i mean i haven't slept in two days and im not exactly sure when you start hallucinating from#lack of sleep so there's a good chance that you're not even real and that i'm just talking to my wall right now.“ ”damn that's....“ ”bleak.#i know.“#stranger things#mike wheeler#will byers#byler#st.txt#📝
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Rewatching act 2.... yeah ISHA WATCH OUT FOR THE CYCLE ISHA!!!!! NOOOOO
#ambessa setting up the logs on a fireplace while literally adding fuel to the fire with cailtyn... subtelty#silco spent his whole life trying to rile the undercity together STUPID JOKE THAT IT IS you have the chance to pull it off#isha is the true revolutionary after all... jinx get up to her level#was jinx scared of having hallucinations when the girl she released was gonna touch her shoulder??? and then she didn't#what i find really funny is that warwick knows how to use elevators and that funicular to the prison#also there is a lot of blood when he appears in the prison.... it was surprising#vander recognizing jinx with the name of powder after she complained about it eariler its just crazy crazy crazy#people commenting that its unrealistic how caitlyn bests vi when they meet in episode 6 as if there wasn't a montage about how she lost her#edge because of alcohol and living like shit.... she's not like jinx lmao....#rewatching so recently is so weird i imagine it is as close as being dr manhattan as i can get it is literally happening all at once#also the people of piltover are so dumb... lets let the government implement martial law and put this 20 something with 0 political#experience on charge with the army of this outsider agent. alright. i can tell you guys dont vote in this oligarchy you know fuck all#well i guess in that case it isnt the people of piltovers fault... just the important families that contribute in this oligarchy...#putting count fagula in charge.... salo is speciallt dumb but we all knew that#katie leung needs awards btw.... and interviews#“do not test this or you will yearn for caitlyn's dungeons” be careful singed my friend vi fell for that and look at her... her dungeons...#vander reaching for isha not jinx.... OR VI.... she just stopped him#“hes gonna kill you” and vi fighting vander to protect jinx.... yeah#and then she trusts jinx and the beast turns into vander... he serves as a recognizing tool for their true selves...#their mom being so worried about how to name vi and then names the second one POWDER kahdksjsk never not funny... also the barber of zaun#when vi joins with jayce she unlocks this loser flop aspect of her mother's inheritance.... two losers joining to maximize their joint flop#also vander kinda giving up this promise to protect the girls instead of bettering zaun... how it puts him in a standstill bc it's either or#like damn there is nothing as undoing as a daughter for reals. she didnt experience that bc she died so now vander has to and here we are#episide 6 starts with the end of the episode when viktor drops that metal piece..... hello..... is this anything#“do you think this place could work” underground utopia.... DYNASTIES AND DYSTOPIA FEAR IS NEVER AN OPTION SO DYING'S NOT A REAL PROBLEM#didnt ambessa suspect anything when they spent loke a full minite staring at each other 😭😭 she's lost her edge...#just like when she clocked sevika but not jinx... when there's a strong butch in the area her radar gets jammed up#and caitlyn leaving her weapon behind... ambessa thought she was gonna fistfight warwick or something#the metal thing falling when viktor dies repeats THREE TIMES WHAT DOES THAT MEAN#watching arcane season 2
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*skitters up to you on all fours with a bunch of drawings in my mouth* *drops them at your feet* *skitters away*
enjoy some schizophrenia / psychosis / mental health-based humor.
#had an exchange with someone very important to me that helped me work up the moxie necessary to get over my anxiety and post some of these#(you know who you are and i know you're reading this. ilusm and thank you for being in my life)#I'll schedule this post for later in the day. 100% I'm going to forget about doing that and be confused when I start getting notes for it#anyhoo#I wonder if I can rescue the mental health + journal comics I posted to Instagram and repost them here...#I mention my mental health journey fairly often on here but I feel I should clarify:#IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT SCHIZOPHRENIA / PSYCHOSIS / WHATEVER--- GO FOR IT! ASK ME THEM!#I won't be offended by genuine questions even if they're phrased a bit awkwardly or use language that might be less than perfect!#If you want to learn about stuff I will gladly describe my experience to the best of my ability! I don't mind whatsoever :>#not sure if that needed to be said or not but I figured I should say it just in case since I'm making a big ol' post that cracks jokes#I'm significantly removed from actively hallucinating and have made leaps and bounds in my emotional health so I'm in a great place now#mental health#mental health comic#mental illness#mental health humor#psychosis#schizophrenia#psychosis memes#schizophrenia art#humor#diary comic#diary comics#journal comic#journal comics#stuff by sofie
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Yeah, another one
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#goddammit Tinky we talked about this 🤦🏼♀️ No More Food-Based Pranks!#you know FULL WELL what happened last time Nibbly got a hold of one of your ‘practical jokes’ MISTER!#time bastard#ted spankoffski#t’noy karaxis#t'noy karaxis#nightmare time#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#hatchetfield universe#starkid shitposts#starkid memes#text post meme#i write shitposts not tragedies#tw drug mention#tw drugs#tw drugging#tw food#tw hallucinations
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I swear if someone uses "voices in [my] head" as a lyric im going to their house and killing myself in front of them.
#i know they use it as like a term for negative thoughts but its literally what they make us call certain auditory hallucinations#and use that term as something to joke about us on.#idc if actual ppl with psychotic disorders use that term i just feel sooo taken aback when someone asks me a question#about my “voices” just because they learn im schizo. i dont have them. not every person with psychotic disorders has “voices”
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Bernard: I think the Lazarus pit is actually just a bunch of guacamole
Tim: babe, wtf? Are you drunk? High?
#dc#dc comics#tim drake#bernard dowd#incorrect batfam#incorrect quotes#timber#lazarus pit#later—#Tim to Jason: so hot take the Lazarus pit is actually just guacamole#Jason: you’ve been hanging out with your bf too much when’s the last time you slept?#Tim: jokes on you bern made me sleep when I started to hallucinate 12 hrs ago#also tim: bern how do you even know about the Lazarus pits?#Bernard: babe you may be the smart one in this relationship but that does not make me dumb#Damian: neither of you are the smart one your both idiots#Tim: what are you doing in my house??????#batfam#or whatever
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Uhh dunno buddy. If Sandal says there is a scary old lady then i am inclined to believe that there is in fact some sort of Scary Old Lady
#its always really hard to tell how much is just supposed to be (really bad) haha funny jokes w sandal#and how much thereactually is to it#but i stand by what i said; i doubt he is straight up hallucinating#maybe theres a mundane explanation who knows but also this is kirkwall so maybe there *is* more to it#laya plays dragon age#i love bodhan but it is kinda disheartening how dismissive he often is of sandal..
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stupid fucking fruit picnic. what a bizarre third wheeling date.
#what a joke of a life.#'hey pino i just completely ruined your life do you want to have a fruit picnic with me and my hallucination'#and then act like *i* was crazy for. you know. promptly telling him this was fucking crazy.#may be one day i will experience some thing normal! wouldn't that be a gaff. i am more likely to put a fork in an electrical socket.#ic
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random thought but sometimes i have a vision where jackie starts consistently hallucinating anti in the corners of his eyes after rescuing jameson. and so one time when jackie and jamie are having sex he starts hallucinating anti sitting in the chair in the corner watching the whole thing, and jackie is terrified but he cant stop bc he doesnt want jameson to worry. so he just keeps fucking him while anti watches, describing exactly how hes going to rip out jackies guts for what hes done to his husband
#NO ONE MAKE CUCK JOKES. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE SPOOKY SCARY EXISTENTIAL HORROR#like i want to incorporate jackies schizophrenia more into the lore. i think it would be crazy if he hallucinated anti#a being that can play tricks on the mind#and so jackie doesnt know if hes going through psychosis or if anti is back and here to torture him for sleeping with jameson#and he cant tell marvin or anyone cause!!! what if its in his head!! and they lock him away for his 'own good' again#jackieboy man
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haunted by the knowledge that sega loves referencing their franchises and how many missed opportunities there were for kiryu to meet sonic the hedgehog
#snap chats#//me three seconds before making this post// im going to make a post SO niche#NO LISTEN TO ME sega all star tennis.... sonic riders...... ok those are all the examples i got BUT STILL#like in sonic riders you get to play as three non-sonic sega ips AND the sega carnival levels are literally just love letters to sega ips#MY BROTHER IN CHRIST THEY GOT OPA OPA THERE !!!!! they even have vehicles based off of Super Hang On and Hang On#and when you equip them the ost changes to those games' themes !!!!!!!#shaking and crying cause at the sega carnival they have a spot for crazy taxi WHICH#AGAIN I HAVE TO REITERATE THE AMOUNT OF LOVE SEGA SHOWS FOR THEIR IPSLK i love...#anyway i have a reason for this mention. sit and hallucinate with me kiryu having to Be A Taxi Driver#and then he gotta drive sonic bitch ass around. durin a fuckin race#the urge to make a comic of that is so strong.... and the fact kiryu and sonic are in it means it'd be funny to a lot of people...#SURE the enjoyment of sonic riders is niche APPARENTLY but everyone like kiryu... eveyrone like sonic...#and itd only be like two panels lol.... im not doing that now tho. or ever maybe idk we know how my motivation is#it'll be there red hot one minute and then gone never to be seen again#it doesnt even have to be a comic it could just be a silly lil doodle#RIP all those comics i have collectin dust in my folders...#ok im done bobmarding eveyrone with Hyper Specific posts. tonight. i promise :)#theres a bonus joke here about daigo being in kiryus taxi again. lol <- please shut up#bye bye now
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Realized last night that my epilepsy that seemed to onset last October has actually been happening my entire life, my family just thought it was really bad night terrors or sleep walking. And as a teenager I thought I just got stuck sometimes and also that I was being haunted by 3 ghosts and that two of them wanted to kill me. reframing_my_entire_life.exe ×͜×
#laney says stuff#seizure hallucinations are uhhhhh no joke really fucking scary#only realized because I had a seizure the exact same as a “night terror” I had as a teen minus the ghost hallucination part#really wish epilepsy education had been better when I was younger#I've spent my entire life wondering what the hell has been wrong with me#and I'm so behind on college assignments because every day I have 3-6 seizures#i'm so exhausted#I don't hallucinate much anymore but if I see some shit again I will FLIP#been trying for weeks to catch up with college but every other day another fuckin think happens & I just can't focus#:(((((((#vent post#I just don't know what to dooooooo at this point but wake up every day & roll into another revelation & struggle & struggle & struggle
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My cousin smoked something and now she’s hallucinating and telling me to “get cuppajj over here” for some reason
huh
#i want to attach a lid joke to it but i dont know if shes thinking about him because lid also makes people hallucinate??? lmao#anyway#erm err uhhh sdfgf i hope your cousin is fine
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Just took some expired Benadryl so it’s only fair that I log into Minecraft
#I was having an allergic reaction#well now after years of being victim to medical malpractice let’s just hope I don’t hallucinate#also if you know this joke then you know#skeltn var.
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Suddenly remembered that one pirate rock (or whatever this genre is called) song I used to listen to back when I was a teenager. It was so catchy but the lyrics basically boiled down to "ugh girls are such fake pirate fans amiright". I found it again now, over a decade later and I'm still mad.
#the chorus really said 'you're the worst pirate in the world cause you're a girl' i thought i had hallucinated this but no it's real#lyrics this cringe have no right to be in an otherwise such fun and catchy song#i know it's not that deep and it's more of a joke song but like... girls really are scrutinized whenever they show interest in anything eve
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