#this is a Bery Long Ramble XD enjoy!!! ty for recommending the oneshot‚ i loved it a lottt

[thelingering]

YOU WATCHED THE BLACK ROSE PIRATES ONESHOT?!? did you finifh it??? may i request thoughts and/or commentary????? :DD

I DIDDDDD :OOOO!!!! all the way through (my poor emotions)!!! and ohohohoh my beloved ak, you can always request thoughts and commentary :DDD

okok so some thoughts (after writing this, I've realised there a lot of thoughts lolll, so be warned /lh):

when they first start, you see the Main Guys :333

i was. oh my goodness was it so sweet when they were panning through the guys, go to Finn (literally some of the first words he said were about made-up creatures, you were HUNDRED PERCENT right when you said that's his bit XDDD a-horse, b-horse, etc. etc. lolll- and the elusive crawfish :0..... wonder if Finn'll ever find one of those with the massive hole in the sea that totally won't happen because they're on their last mission) telling Drey (:DDD) about the weird random creatures (some which's names are. questionable and we will not address them again in this ramble), and then THEY PAN TO CHIP AND ARLINNNNNNN

GOODNESS ARE THEY SO GREAT

I LOVE CHIP AND ARLIN'S BOND

YES

and then you have Lizzie (:000) and her MADDD hot dog eating skills, decimating Arlin and stealing the things in his empty pockets (pocket butter..... loll)

and Drey dee-stroying poor old Jug in the arm wrestling lolll-

and then. and then we see where chip gets his pranksterness from >:3 oh poor Finn, that was hilarious

then they got all reminiscent with the captain right after that, which was really nice and also really funny at how they DEFINITELY were not about to go into a massive hole in the sea, and that they were ABSOLUTELY safe until retirement

then the clouds start to rumble..... ooooo spooky..... then A TENTACLE CRASHES THROUGH THE SHIP WOAHHHH DD: and we meet the Yuckies :O

then they have this massive fight scene during which Finn is not tied to the boat, Captain gets dragged off very quickly, and Jug punches through a tentacle with his bare fists- The Part that made me tear up a little was when Chip was dragged off the ship and Arlin had to make the choice between him and Chip and bebo was like "Chip all the way" without hesitation

like my soul was not ready for how much Arlin cared for Chip (it was kinda funny that Bizly thought he was dying until Grizzly was like "no you're just falling into the water" lol)

then we see some Drey "Sureshot" Ferin ActionTM, some awesome Finn moves, and the Yuckies are done with pretty quickly (they were rolling so low it was so funny- it was like the dice knew what they had canonically just been doing, eg eating dozens of hot dogs in seconds and drinking spicy alcohol)

after all that's said and done and they're heading into the whirlpool, Finn peers over the edge to see if anything else is in the water.... and lo and behold..... the Elusive Crawfish :OOO

then he promptly hops on it, grabs Arlin with a nat 20 in strength from the crawfish, and proceeds to do a kickflip that makes Arlin lose his grip LOL

and then they descend and descend and descend..... spooky tentacles and spookier visions......

then! part 2 :3

they're in the big long hallway with a void for a roof, and Finn begins trotting his way down the thing lol- they reach the door and find a door, a door of which has an almond shape, a moon, and a sun, connected... and a riddle spelt out in somelanguagethaticantrememberlol that's like, "What has a head, a tail, but no legs?"

'twas a real stumper of a riddle, and it was rather unfortunate that they dropped the coins from the yuckies and were struggling to pick them up, accidentally putting them into a hole they won't come out of D:

luckily they solved the riddle and it was all good /silly

then they enter a really weird landscape that's sorta frozen in time, it's dark and grey and spooky booky, and Arlin punches Finn REALLY hard to see if it's a dream LOL- Finn gets knocked back and takes like 10 points off of a nat 20 to hit XD

they wander, and eventually come across a biggggg pyramid, which has a little staircase leading downwards that they can only fit single file down, so naturally Finn's first loll

as they walk down, the candles go out, Finn rolls a nat 20 wisdom save for a total of 26 when Grizzly calls for it, and he gets sent into a memory of when he was leaving his home 20 years before :0 he gives the little kid some research thingies, and discusses with good old Professor Something.... (wow i'm not good with names lol /lh); I'm pretty sure that memory goes pretty well 'cause of the 26 wisdom saving throw lol

then they continue with the candles back on, Finn warns the both of them that this might happen to them (smart thinking ^-^) and I think they also read some things in Abyssal variant of Celestial i think? I cannae remember lol- but then Arlin gets a memory as well, rolls a 6 total and wisdom save, and gets sent back to when little Chip was begging him to let him go, it was so sweet..... and then Chip grows up and stabs Arlin in the back all the way to the heart ._.

that was not fun

same process repeats for Drey, and for some reason Bizly asked to make his pocket butter canon, butter of which they put all over Drey while he was in the memory lol? very on-point for the jrwi guys ig- but Drey gets a memory of when he was first almost run over by the Black Rose Pirates (presumably while he was running away from the navy, judging by his lack of food and little boat), and the memory goes pretty well except for one thing I can't remember that happened? and also Finn was being so conveniently attacked by a shark that was just out of melee range, and Drey shot it, and then Finn went "I think there were only 2-...." which made me laugh lol

then they finally reach the bottom of the stairs where they find a bigggg circle room, and there is, woah, a door :000 a brass one, like in the visions :000 next to it is good old Captain Rose!!! ...except he starts turning into a yuckie, which was really sad and probably extremely traumatising for the whole crew :D

they fight him, he whips out some crazy Legendary moves on them, Finn does like 30 thunder damage, and Drey's finally the one to land the killing blow, after which he just sorta breaks down, which makes sense; poor Drey, and poor all of them- the line "Still a sureshot even when it's against my captain" or something like that was like. my guy. drey. i'm sorry. my soul weeps for you :(

then they go through the brass door, and find The Room full of treasures galore, and a spooky black egg that they all saw in the visions :D Finn starts documenting, and Drey jumps like 30 feet in the air and pounces on the egg lolll

they all tell Drey not to touch the egg, Drey does it anyways, and my soul weeps even more :'''D

the ending scene that Grizzly set where it was like "the whole eastern sea has been turned to black goop, except! for one mast >:3" implying that Chip is alive was fanTASTICCC

and that, dear ak, should be the most of my thoughts lol :3 I also wrote down a line that's like "Finn no! Finn yes!!" and I couldn't remember where it was from... so if you recognise that, i thought it was funny :>

*tips my hat to you* thank you for listening :DDD