#this is 50% a joke

[izzymarksthespot]

Ok, crack theory: the mysterious minister is actually Annabelle Cane. Because Jon "died" at the end of TMA something went wrong with The Web's plan and the horrors remained on the periphery of another universe. But since Web is more in control than the others she? it? feeds them (the externals) to keep them in line and also keeps tabs on JMart in OIAR, so they don't cause her/it trouble 🫣

[no-1-rosalind-lang-apologist]

I finished Foul Lady Fortune again. I have taken away from this that Rosalind should’ve gotten the who did this to you line instead of Orion. Specifically around the time that they figure out that he’s being brainwashed.

[limeade-l3sbian]

what would your stud name be

T Lime

[sapropel]

Indisputable evidence that Israel is a European nationalist project is that it's in Eurovision

[blunt-force-therapy]

Mondays are for vodka and rotting

[lucdoodle]

He doesn't care at all

[helladirections]

I love working in politics because I'm basically teaching my candidate how to answer questions like Harry does.

"Yeah yeah, I think, uhm... it's really important that..."

[chloesimaginationthings]

The more circus babies in FNAF the better,,

[deaniewithalittleweanie]

What if I became a mechanic after this degree

I long for the camaraderie of the blue collar work I used to do

I love getting my hands dirty

I can lift a tire over my head

Love the beauty of machines

Goodbye masters degree. Hello cars

[beinganegg]

I like the newsletter, Papayas and Flowery bff 4ever

[dmcoffee]

Okay, rent's coming up. How do I start an only Fans for my feet?

[icecreambrunch]

Free akiangel fic idea: aki makes a deal with the Opposite Devil, so they can’t STOP touching or he’ll die

[imeriayapping]

Logan. Logan WHAT DO YOU MEAN "CAN'T GET AWAY FROM EACHOTHER"

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

Fuck anyone who makes jokes about a crash that literally sent a driver to hospital.

Max's crash at Silverstone is the third most severe crash we've had in F1 in the past five years (most severe being Grosjean's in Bahrain 2020, followed by Zhou's in Silverstone 2022).

Additionally, the fact he was sent to the hospital at all is significant as Silverstone has its own medical facility on the grounds. It says everything that even as a precautionary measure, Max (+ Alex & Zhou the following year) was sent to the nearest hospital instead.

Do not for a single second take a driver walking away from a severe crash for granted. Sometimes, the miracles don't happen. Sometimes, a driver doesn't walk away unscathed. You do not want to be watching when the worst-case scenario becomes a real possibility, or worse; a reality.

If the like from Lando's dad is real... I have nothing else to say, from the bottom of my heart; FUCK YOU!

[i-love-linux-and-reject-gender]

the trainful travellerrrrrrrr

[egophiliac]

LEON

LEON YOUR EYEBALLS