#this is .... awkward

[0ccuria]

AHAHAHAHAHHAAAA...... ohh.

Why do I feel like Emmrich is gonna die but come back and possess a (his?) skeleton and that's what they meant when they said we could kiss "A" skeleton (not Manfred) and why it gave a dev "chills" and saying it's "unhinged" also the fact that the concept art shows a skeletal companion of the Mortalitassi/Mourn Watch....

[lochlot]

Hey gang I've moved back after like 2 or 3 years of trying to enjoy using my sideblog as a main blog. The last straw was not getting to display my stupid boop badges on there. Here's some merlin brainrot dump bc I'm not finished with anything rn

[formulanni]

Lando Norris as Death:

The Death card is a symbol of endings, rebirth, and transition. The thirteenth card of the major arcana comes at the end of one life phase and marks the beginning of another. This is a time of meaningful transformation.

This card also encourages you to welcome the emerging change with open arms and an open heart. As you move forward, do so with hope and trust. Trust in the wisdom of life’s cycles, knowing that even as one door closes, another opens, and the next phase holds the promise of new experiences, growth, and opportunities. Embrace the transformation, for it is through these cycles that we truly come alive.

Tag list: @st-leclerc @rubywingsracing @saviour-of-lord @three-days-time @the-wall-is-my-goal @albonoooo @ch3rubd0lls

[technicallylethargic]

a-hem

hello everybody im the warden and welcome to five nights at superjail

[darleneh]

BONER (Alastor x Reader Smut)

Word count; 631

Summary: alastor searches for you after angel dust sees a boner. (HELP)

This is a bit old and my writing has gotten better so this is something that isn’t that good.

“Is that a fuckin’ boner?” Angel Dust eyed the growing bulge in Alastor’s pants. Alastor’s eye twitched at Angel, “No. My pants seemed to ruffle up!l” He played it off, dusting off his pants. “I guess I need to iron these!” Alastor shooed off Angel Dust, who was hoping to get the Radio Demon’s dick. But, sadly Angel never will. Everyone in the hotel knew Alastor was dating someone.

You.

You and Alastor had a mostly platonic relationship, barley any full on kissing. You had pecks here and there, and mostly these were on the cheek. You, we’re walking down the hallway to your room. No, you guys didn’t share a room at all. It was way too early for that. It’s only been a few months, and Alastor made that excuse to not move in.

Alastor was in search for you, he needed you. ‘Where is she?’ Alastor thought, his smile most likely getting a little wider at the scariness of not finding you in the next few minutes. He needed release. He didn’t know if you were up to it, but he was sure you were. He overheard heard you talking about your sex life with him to Angel Dust, and that you sort of wished he’d open up to you. Maybe he will, no, he knows he will.

You were unlocking your door when you heard the sound of static behind you. You slowly turned around and was met with Alastor, bent down to be face to face, with a wide ass smile on his face. “Hello, you!” He said enthusiastically, he stood up fully, waiting for your answer. “Hi, Alastor.” You said cheerfully. “Whaddya need?” You asked him. “I just wanted to talk, wanna take a walk around here?” He asked, you nodded.

“Great, come along.” He brought his arm out to you, and you wrapped your arm around his. Ah, finally something to touch, he would think. He yearned for more, a kiss, maybe you sucking him off, too inappropriate though. “What did you wanna talk about?” You ask, he thinks. “Hmm, the future that holds us together perhaps.” He shrugged. “I just wanted to be around you.” His idea was wrong, searching for you, even talking to you was a bad idea. He needed you.

“That’s sweet, Alastor.” You blush. You hesitated to ask, “Can I hug you?” You ask. Alastor didn’t like to be touched; yet he touched others. “Oh, you don’t have to ask me that! We’re locked arms, of course.” He slithered his arm away and spread his arms out. Motioning to join him, you went into his embrace. His hand went up to your head to pull you in, and the other rested on your lower back. You breathed in his scent, smelt like the cheap cologne you’d find at old navy, or something.

You were feeling great, him? Even better, he was currently cumming in his pants as soon as your torso came in contact with him. He didn’t make a sound, his only reaction was gently balling up your hair in his fist, and his other hand balling up the shirt you had on as well. You noticed, and you pulled back. “You okay?” You ask, rubbing the back of your head, the pain from him lightly pulling your hair subsided. “My apologies! I remembered I have to do something. Sorry to cut this short.” He leaned down, kissing you on the cheek for what felt like the 500th time, then walking, almost running to his room.

He had to change, he had a wet spot currently forming a stain in his pants. He came to just the touch of you, if you touched him more, perhaps he would’ve shoved you in the next room and fucked you senseless.

Perhaps.

[meerkatzthings]

me rn bc i wanna text them so bad but my brain is like “nuh uh they’re sick of you! they hate you!”

[callmedylan]

Trody Week Day 3!!

So todays prompt was first date/double date and I waaanted to do smth bigger and do double date but I was so burnt out I couldn’t create a WIP I liked, so I scrapped it and did first date instead!! In this the two are going on a (very awkward) first date to an ice cream shop!!

Yknow this is my least favorite out of the ones I’ve drawn so far but still I like the vibes of this one.

[maximura]

Kim Hongjoong | For GQ

[kedicatt-cotl]

Heket revived (part 3)

Part 1

Part 2

Part 4

3 pages left, just one more part and it’s done...

[oriskid]

No words qwq

@dusty-stone - Feri's owner

[awkwardbros]

Nuff said my friend. Ok. Just give me a minute to sort this wild message out.

Ok… it could be more than that. This runs all over the board which could be exactly the point or super ironic given the tattoo. How much weight do we give intention here? Can someone with a paid subscription to a visual AI service run this through? It you can afford the subscription, you have the time. Just sayin.

…You know, I’m betting either myself or a fireman might be coming for this guy and not for any reason anyone is thinking right now.

[the-books-we-travel]

that side eye 👀

[osirissbleh]

It took forever to finish

[hearted-anon]

hi... (with rizz)

tumblr crushes

@itzsana-kiddingmenow @minnielvrr

[sunsetsandsunshine]

PLEASE READ THIS ASK. I PROMISE YOU WON'T REGRET IT.

Um..... hi.

It's the Silent Giggler.

I know I'm the last person you want to see or talk to rn but I wanted to apologise properly for what I said to you earlier today.

It was rude and uncalled for. I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote comment, but that doesn't excuse my behaviour.

I wanted to apologise for ruining your Halloween.

You're a really kind person and an amazing writer and I didn't appreciate that.

You're not an AI that can write everything I want all the time and it was selfish of me to even think so.

As an aspiring writer myself, I know what it's like to put your whole heart and soul into writing sth and how scary it can be to post it online because it's like you're putting your sweat, tears and a piece of your personality for everyone to see.

Deleting my old account was cowardly because it's wrong not to admit one's mistake especially if others were hurt in the process.

I want you to log out smiling instead of being even more upset than you were before you logged in.

Thank you for all the hard work you put into everything you write and I'm really sorry for what I said.

It was wrong and I did act like a bully towards you the moment I sent that comment.

You don't have to forgive me if you don't want to. I just don't want you to keep hurting after what I said to you.

PS: You don't have to answer this ask. I just wanted a chance to apologise properly to you.

Well…hello.

I appreciate the apology but I don’t think I can forgive you. I really and truly don’t know. What you said was rude and it was uncalled for and it does not in the slightest excuse your behavior towards me. 

I do not celebrate Halloween but I do celebrate Day of the Dead…which you did in fact ruin for me this year. I was mourning the losses of people I cared about and to receive your comment on my fic that I worked so fucking HARD on despite losing so many people dear to me just…made everything worse. 

I don’t think you understand but this week and month has been rough. So freaking rough but despite that I have been TRYING to post fics continuously because I care about my followers and I know how much people enjoy my work. 

I am not an AI that just…writes to write. I write from my heart but most importantly it’s a HOBBY of mine; a hobby you made me question. 

And I’m still now trying to comprehend WHY you did all of this. You’re a writer. You know full well what’s it’s like so…why? What the actual hell did I do to you? 

We are strangers. I do not know you. And for you to treat me like what you did was just…sad.

PLUS you’ve SEEN my posts about me going to be inactive and having a hard day.

And personally? I don’t log into this site smiling anymore because of people like you. You are, like, the 5th person this MONTH that has done something like this and I’m tired. 

The amount of time and work that I put into my fics mean nothing and they never will because there is always just…someone always trying to put me down. 

People don’t care about me— it’s just the work I produce and even then it doesn’t satisfy people like yourself.

You are a bully and I don’t understand what I did to get a comment like that. No offense, but I think you should know better regarding the fact that you are like…3 years older than me. 

I’m tired and I’m hurt. And I don’t know what to do anymore really