#this is . scarily accurate

[twinklingchode]

giggling

[its-been-rose]

Who the fuck put Marie on TikTok

[darkcacaocookieandfriends]

What flavor is your soul?

[flamboyances]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐓𝐘𝐏𝐄 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐙.

37% Advocate The Advocate is the one everyone wants on their side. In the name of justice, they are not afraid to challenge authority or speak up for others. 36% Royal When the Royal walks into a room, they command attention. They are the one in charge, and they enjoy reaping the rewards of their hard work. 27% Tastemaker The Tastemaker is always on top of the trends—or starting their own. Their sense of style is second to none and their taste, impeccable.

tagged by: @cabeswatcrs tagging: @cursdflame @golden-violet @polaroids-of-the-past and anyone else who wants to do this.

[rosasappho]

personal fourze thoughts are like gentarou goes this is my boyfriend kengo and our boyfriend jk and this is my best friend yuuki and her girlfriend miu and her girlfriend tomoko and tomoko is also dating me and also dating ryuusei and ryuusei is also my boyfriend. and shun is there too

AND SHUN IS THERE TOO

[gebrochener-adler]

Which rage language are you?

The full read

Whoever pisses you off is in for a rant that exposes every single one of their deepest insecurities and issues. your rage gives you the clarity to hunt for weak spots in a person's mind. your brain works fast, firing off insults at a rapid-fire pace that terrifies everyone within a ten mile radius. this is usually followed by buckets of guilt.

[kadextra]

YD explained how koreans are calling Bad “Bibimon,” Bibi from her nickname for him, and “mon” as a wordplay with the popular japanese anime character Doraemon who has a 4th-dimensional pocket where he can pull out anything- because Bibi has everything ㅋㅋㅋ

[everwalldigan]

Ok so the popular consensus is that the bat brood will absolutely terrorise any guests any of them have over but what if we take that concept and tweak it a little bit.

Instead of them doing weird shit openly, how about they act totally normal HOWEVER they do weird little unsettling things that suddenly disappear if you do a double take. The guest leaves really unsettled but with no tangible reason they can name to explain it. Allow me to provide some examples:

Dick: has spent an obscene amount of hours practicing “delayed speech glitch” where his mouth moves, sounding out words before he vocalises them.

Duke: manipulates the lights to shine like a stage light on whoever is speaking at that moment, sometimes douses any family member who has pissed him off in darkness until the guest notices and immediately retracts it when they look back. (This backfires sometimes cause they enjoy pretending to brood in the shadows. Its genetic)

Damian: makes his animals appear in random corners and then disappear just as quickly. (His best feat was when he successfully pulled it off with the batcow and Wally left so fucking confused)

Cass: utilises her body language reading skills to give the guest what they want before they have the chance to ask for it. They spend the entire evening carefully monitoring their thoughts cause they’re 100% convinced she’s a mind reader

[yourlocalkyadealer]

🧡🦑 Splatoon Fan

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

[plistommy]

Steve: House is empty. Wanna come over and smoke? And maybe you could even like… fuck me—

Billy already walking on Steve’s front yard like:

[lyss-butterscotch]

"Hello. Who are you looking for?"

Huzzah i made a new blorbo! Her name is Dawn of Partial Life or DoPL/Dawn for short. She's part of Omni's local group. Shes made to replicate the minds of significant figures for people to seek knowledge to incase said figure is 1) too far to travel to, 2) unavailable, or 3) ascended.

She doesn't become the person but she understands how they think and act enough so people seeking knowledge can feel like they're talking to the real deal.

With the ancients gone now she and her peers use this ability to predict how their fellow iterators will act.

[scifrey]

It seemed appropriate to take this quiz after writing Cling Fast.

rhododendron - "I shall never look upon your like again"

You are the person who is planning any get-togethers, and you always have an intensive schedule. Your sense of style is eclectic and looking the way you want is important to you. When you love someone, you love intensely. You love thrifting and having amazing luck in what you find. Physical touch or words of affirmation is your love language. You have excellent taste in music and listen to a wide variety of genres. You view the world in a very neutral light, and as such are okay with ambivalent or bittersweet endings. Destiny isn’t a thing, we all forge our own paths, and it’s up to individual humans to choose every day to care and be kind. You’re the person to whom people say, “my cat doesn’t like anyone, I’m surprised they like you.” You feel yourself constantly split by the conflict between loving and accepting yourself and feeling as if you have no personality and nothing to offer to people. You often think that you have no idea why people stay for you, you’re not worth it. Know that you are worth it. It’s true that there are no happy endings, only happy people, but allow yourself to make your happy ending instead of other people’s.

Have you ever wondered what flower from Victorian flower language you are? I have! I have a quiz about it! (my credentials are that I have a spreadsheet of over 600 flower meanings)

[igetaroundyk]

i absolutely lost it over lexis instagram stories so i knew i had to share them here 😭 (@lexilafleur i love her sm)

tag yourself. i’m thunder bug 😭 it’s a full-time job

[froggychair05]

I had my gf @yousaucygirl tell me her impressions of the MCSM cast and then made a slideshow <3

Putting a cut for mildly suggestive commentary in the last two

[obsessedwithstarwars]

Danny makes jokes out of anyone finding out ghosts are real.

But only when it’s done through “accidental summonings”. In all fairness, if he hadn’t become a ghost at 14, he probably would have fuc-messed around with a ouija board too. So he can’t really blame them when the poor unfortunate souls happen to guess the correct phrase.

(And before you ask, it’s the ghostbusters theme song because of course it is.)

Instead of giving his victims summoners a heart attack, he decides to go for a more… Matrix approach. Incorporate a little humor into an otherwise terrifying experience.

Rather than a red pill and a blue pill though, he gives out a bright green glowing pill and piece of candy. He definitely gets annoyed more people don’t go for the candy. Just because it’s clearly the wrong answer doesn’t mean you should miss the opportunity for a delicious snack!

[rox-of-iu]

hulloo, i am here once again with cultivate....but not the usual one (~_~;)

so funny thing! i had most of these already done from before, but felt a bit silly so i didnt post them. but then (spoiler) we got Tao Ying in his fresh new look and like.. i had to draw him and post the rest of the gang along with him hksfh. so here, the sillays

🍑Tao Ying

🐉Qing Mushu

🦆 The Empress

🐗The General

aaand more sillies of the goobers

aaaaand thats it hdjhdsjfhds so sorry for the long post lmao

characters yoinked from @neonghostcat cultivate