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buttered-milky · 2 years ago

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Flanker is the boyflop ever. He tries to kill you for practice. When it goes wrong and you help he puts himself in debt to you and he could’ve avoided this BECAUSE HE TRIED TO KILL YOU FOR PRACTICE. He makes up an arbitrary rule set surrounding his debt to you despite all willingness on your part to have a normal friendship. You say shit like “hey buddy” to him and he says “I will kill you.” He decides to gamble for his life debt to you even though you offer not to. He decides he’s out of your debt on the weirdest whims and thus is presumably making every effort to get out of it but also doesn’t just like. Kill you or something. He tells you you’re not friends. Then he gives you his only known weapon. He’s like a cat that really likes you but doesn’t want anyone to know. He was hanging out face down in a bush three stories in the air for no fucking reason. He’s one of the only people who can force of will his way out of the crown. You’re enemies. You can sleep with him though. He helps you kill god. But then he gets scared of the crowd thanking him for this immediately after. He scaled a vertical, smooth tower to kill god and thinks this is normal. You have to hold his hand in the crowd and he stares at the ground the whole time. He breaks your flute because you’re an annoying ass bitch. You’re probably married now though. He probably has autism. He is just so fucking strange.

#sorcery!#steve jackson's sorcery #flanker #this guy is so weird #his strange ways and swagless demeanor have captivated me #definition of ‘babygirl ur strange and offputting’#spoilers #btw #there are multiple spoilers in this post #essay tag #and #fave post

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soundlikesfandoms · 2 years ago

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I want a visual novel or some shit solely about Soseki and his time in London. I want to see the Shamspeare Natsume Romeo and Juliet roleplay fight animated. I need to see their weirdo antics. These two weird little freaks are so special to me. I get brain damage when Shamspeare appears on screen.

#ace attorney #the great ace attorney #natsume soseki #william shamspeare #Boyfailure x even bigger boyfailure is an underrated dynamic #They look at each other and think #This guy is so weird #Thank God I'm normal

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dinofigureoftheday · 11 months ago

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Dino figure of the day: Eofauna Altasaurus

#dinosaur figure #altasaurus #eofauna #sauropod #macronarian #i think?#this guy is so weird #i love him

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fishyfishyfishtimes · 2 months ago

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It's always so weird to come down from the biology heavens to see what the average person believes about animals, plants, ecosystems, just the world around them. I don't even mean things that one simply doesn't know because they've never been told or things that are confusing, I'm talking about people who genuinely do not see insects as animals. What are you saying. Every time I see a crawling or fluttering little guy I know that little guy has motivations and drive to fulfill those motivations. There are gears turning in their head! They are perceiving this world and they are drawing conclusions, they are conscious. And yet it's still a whole thing if various bugs of the world feel pain or if they are simply Instinct Machines that are Not Truly Aware of Anything At All????? Help!!!!!! How can you look at a little guy and think he is just the macroscopic animal version of a virus

#yesterday i made a complainy post about a whale edit having people confused about whale sharks and orcas' dolphin and whale identity #but honestly i cant even hold these things against someone. its confusing that whale sharks are called with two different animal names!#and if you only know about the whale dolphin porpoise divide then you may not know that dolphins and porpoises and others are toothed whale #i dont think anyone is actually stupid for not having this information preinstalled in their brains #if anything it makes me happy to get to explain things because i love explaining things that i know :D #however... this #it just makes me sad :(#its so weird when this whole thing is subjected towards OTHER VERTEBRATES too like fish or reptiles or amphibians #like man.... you are a fish. your ancestors were buddy buddy (or actually probably enemy enemy) with the ancestors of these guys #fish are like a whole other class of animal to a lot of people dont even get me started #they never get the same protections as mammals or birds do even if they are just as or more endangered #mmmmm i wont rant now #biology

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batcavescolony · 10 months ago

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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

#katniss everdeen #the hunger games trilogy #the hunger games #primrose everdeen #hunger games #batcavescolony reads the hunger games #suzanne collins #'now it seems i have become someone precious' NOW? GIRL BFFR you're their hunter girl #and this isn't negative just bffr girl #your WHOLE DISTRICT did the three finger salute that you yourself says means admiration thanks and goodbye to someone you love and on top is #old a rarely used. your WHOLE DISTRICT decided in that moment that they needed to bring back this sign of respect for YOU #...................................................................#idk why some people are thinking i mean this as negative i don't she is unreliable but its not intentional. like when Peeta heart stoped in #CF she doesn't know what Finnick is doing at first cus she doesn't know off the top of her head what cpr is. she also thinks Peeta after the #reaping is acting for the cameras. he isnt we dind out later his mom basically told him Katniss was gonna win and he would die. obviously #shes not doing it on purpose shes just for lack of better words uneducated? as in she doesn't know everything shes not omnipotent #so when Plutarch (? second games guy) shows her his mokingjay hiden watch shes like *wtf that's weird?* then the people traveling to #district 13 show her the mockingjay cookie and explains it and she then goes on the difference between his watch and their cookie #and why does eveyone act as if district 12 is as bad as the capital? they CANT help Katniss and Prim in the way you want. they cant give #them food. none of them have any! and im not putting iton Katniss but they hid they needed food so they could stay together. it sounds like #some of you are in this our world mentally of what people do after a loved one dies (brings food constantly checks on them etc) district 12 #cant do that. they dont have food and they're all suffering. you cant give someone food when you have none to give. then theirs the fact #that peeta DID help. Peeta buring the bread and tossing some to her then taking a beating from his mom is a HUGE thing in the books.#he used his resources to help her like you all said someone should.#district 12 DID (rip) care about Katniss before the hunger games. why do you think she was allowed to hunt? or how her trades were good #these are the little ways 12 can shows Katniss they love her. but again Katniss doesn't see this and YES its because she had ptsd before the #hunger games as well. i swear some of you make it seem like d12 was all living a life of luxury and glaring down at Katniss.#other things that show Katniss is in hight standing with at least her people of d12 is her dad was known enough through d12 for peeta dad to #comment on his singing along with his commenting on her mom. also her mom is a healer in the community. yeah her parents arnt the top but #of d12 but they are/were definitely high staning in the Seam.

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egophiliac · 1 month ago

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missed the mark by (looks at calendar) uhhh. hm. but I really wanted to do something for the 5th anniversary! happy five years to these idiots 🎉

#art #twisted wonderland #twst 5th anniversary #i'll stop for a while now i promise i just wanted to get this out #genuinely feels a bit weird to be 5 years in already huh!#that combined with having finally finished up episode 7...#oh no all the milestones hit at once help #hold on while i reminisce for a moment #because MAN i did not expect the anime disney boy game to become so special to me #(especially my little wet rat dragon and his family)#to be fair 2020 onward was uhhh let's say prime timing for a piece of silly and unapologetically indulgent media #(not to get too real here or anything but let's just say that. some of the stuff in 7 specifically did hit a bit harder than it should've.)#but also just. you know how it goes.#sometimes a thing doesn't so much speak to you as it reaches out and grabs you by the throat #with an intensity that shocks and bewilders no one more than you #and sure you can ignore it because having any emotions about media beyond faint scorn is of course the epitome of ~cringe~#but you could also just throw yourself wholeheartedly into it #and lemme tell you one of those options is a hell of a lot more fun #idk i'm just kinda rambling here #it's been a weird five years but i'm glad to have had these guys for it #and hey if nothing else it gave us meleanor #the inside of my brain at any given point is just the 'do it for her' meme covered in pictures of our late great dragon princess #i would not have it any other way

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bearloonz · 10 months ago

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I think we as a society should bring back brotps. I think we should be weirder about characters being friends the same way people are weird about ships. Make those two characters who interacted once or twice besties. Make it difficult for them to get rid of each other even if they want to. Go nuts

#I always get so weird about being specifically excited about making two characters be friends #and be really close esp compared to canon.#and I’m like eujhh what if this is. Weird.#and then u remember I wouldn’t feel nearly as weird were it a ship bc that’s just like. Standard behavior.#more giving a fuck abt guys being buddies 2024 #text posts :0]#todays post is brought to you by isabeau and odile interacting in isat

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xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx · 1 year ago

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the mobile phone museum is a online museum featuring over 2000 types of old and funky phones that’s amazing for seeing old phones and getting info about them for stuff like writing/art or just because they’re so cool and i love them look at them

behold! some of my favourite silly creatures :3

#these are more early 00s era weird phones im gonna make a second post abt late 00s era cool fashion phones but oh my god I love this #I have 00s era phone autism i love them so much I respect this guy just collecting like thousands of them #00’s #00s tech #y2k #y2k aesthetic #old tech #resources

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delicatedoggie · 3 days ago

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the most important thing you can do is date someone who is as weird as you. you will kill urself trying to match their normalcy when you're full of oddities and whimsy

#see so many weird girls lose their sparkle trying to play pretend for some guy. dont do that

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twitterdotcom · 10 months ago

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sorry i am like really stupid for descole

#haha wtf #this guy is so weird #i haven't played pl in years but everytime i see that smug asshole #professional nerd -> also completely deranged

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gigizetz · 4 months ago

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