#this generation can not catch a break istg
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ainxis · 5 months ago
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I just finished reading The Flash #10 and:
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Why does Bart look like an 8 year old???? He looks younger than Jay and Irey in this issue, this is getting ridiculous 😭.
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hey-op-just-kill-me · 2 years ago
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Lmk how two of my professors are going to assign research papers the day before break and then make them due the day we get back.
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barblaz-arts · 8 months ago
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Hey! Since you mentioned "Soul Eater" before, can I ask what you think about it? From the anime, from the manga (if you read it), the powers, the story in general, the ships, the chops, the humor, etc.
The anime was stunning! I love that it managed to translate the gothic but campy vibe the manga had. The soundtrack was insane too. I used to be so obsessed with Paper Moon and the second ED. Even the character OSTs like Kidd's theme and BlackStar's theme were really good, even if the lyrics didn't make a lot of sense.
The character designs and powers/fighting style for each character was soooo cool btw. The aesthetic for this whole show was just so good. Like. If Tim Burton and Doctor Seuss went and collaborated on an anime idk what I'm saying.
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And the animation for the fight scenes were just mesmerizing. Bones(the animation studio) are just real damn good at what they do.
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Seeing Maka fight with that giant scythe changed my life. At the time shounen rather than shoujo/slice of life anime were my thing. It was my first time seeing a female main protag for a shounen anime, that was probably one of the reasons I was as obsessed with the show as I was. I saw myself in maka for many reasons, i loved her a lot.
I had my gripes with the anime. Like. The ending was a lil weird with how they defeated Asura, but I did love that it had Maka also be a weapon. Also the fact that Crona was alive and well by the end is a nice bonus.
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I vividly remember being obsessed with this scene in particular. I had such a huge crush on them lmao
Also not to like out my cringey 12 yo self, but I used to ship Crona/Kidd. Looking back it's so funny.
Soul/Maka is still one of my favorites anime ships ever tho. Ships that start off being besties that gradually turn romantic are just always gonna be my favorite i guess
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Also just... Soul's dedication to always keep Maka safe was so dang sweet??? He'd catch a sword on the chest for her. He'd break her fall for her. He'd really do anything for her. Like damn...
As for the manga, yes I did read it! I think it ended when I was in high school? I followed the manga as it updated along with other mangas like Pandora Hearts and Reborn etc. Soul Eater was the only shounen I finished reading (Unless PH counts as shounen. I don't think it does...).
The direction it went with was so painful. Crona leaving Maka and going back to Medusa was my NaruSaku fallout istg. It sucks that things didn't end happily for Crona in the manga, but I still enjoyed the journey it put me through. As dark as it was, the chapter where Crona finally kills Medusa was kinda cathartic.
And although the manga didn't have weapon!Maka, i like the upgrade when she honed the abilities of her grigori soul. Maka riding scythe!Soul like Cardcaptor Sakura with her magic staff was so cool. And the way she had Soul's blade turn into piano keys and turned the black blood into a dress was kinda badass. I wish we get to see these in reboot FMA brotherhood style someday
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The humor was great. My brothers and I still quote/reference a lot of the funny stuff from it. I just wish it wasn't one of those animes that can get so pervy to the point it's uncomfortable....
Anyways, loved it a lot. Sorry I probably could have talked about Kidd and BlackStar too and I love them, but this reply would be a lot longer than i have the energy to do lol. They're popular anyways. This show had one of the best female anime characters in Maka and it will probably always have a special place in my heart.
And the chops? Great as always
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fortemelody · 5 months ago
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there are a couple universally hated sonic characters (for example chris thorndyke). but do you know who i think deserves to be shitted on more? DULCY. IM SORRY BUT SHE ANNOYS THE SHIT OUTTA ME. LIKE ESPECIALLY BECUS THEY JUST RANDOMLY ADDED HER TO S2 OF SATAM?? AND HER RUNNING GAG WITH HER MOM IS NOT FUNNY TO ME LIKE GIRL STFU
she got a whole episode named after her too 💀 i do kinda appreciate that they at least attempted to give her a backstory and the concept was sorta interesting but it felt like too little too late yknow
but the weirdest part is that this is coming from someone who LOVES antoine. he is legit my 5th fav character in the whole franchise. they literally both just serve as comic relief characters but idk antoine is just so much better to me. i think a lot of it is his design and VA tbh. but lowkey they did my man dirty later on in S2 becus the two episodes that mainly focused on him were the “odd couple/robbecca”, in which his house gets invaded by sonic and then he gets chased by a horny ass robot. this then lead to him just screaming the whole time (also his animation style change wasn’t my cup of tea either). this is like the equivalent to a squidward torture episode LET MY MAN CATCH A BREAK 😞
okay anyways back to dulcy sorry this just turned into an antoine ramble
but yeah i feel like she is there to just help the freedom fighters get to their destination faster and be a “new type” of comedic relief, one that isn’t really driven from fear like in antoine’s case. i also will admit that she’s probably more useful than antoine seeing as though he can’t fly but legit i still could not give two fucks about her. maybe it’s the lack of a personality and the randomness factor idk. and this is a more serious topic but istg if people think i’m hating on her just becus she’s a woman like the whole lanolin situation imma be so upset. i am afab myself and my first fav character is amy so like don’t even try to tell me that 😭 i would never stoop so low to say some of the awful things people say on twitter about sonic women (…or just women in general sometimes).
ALSO i’m solely referring to dulcy in SATAM, not the archie comics. based on videos i watched i remember she had a pretty big story arc and then was later rebooted as a normal sized mobian. i’m sure she’s much more bearable there cus i trust ian flynn but i haven’t actually read those for myself. double also i still have like 4 episodes left of SATAM to finish so if she possibly can somehow get better in the span of 4 episodes than ig i’m wrong
okay rant over basically fuck that dragon i hate her with a burning passion
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mochinon-yah · 7 months ago
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AJDSJKSKKS HI HELLO SORRY MOCHI I JUST SAW THIS NOW PLS EXCUSE MY HAREBRAIN
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man i just got off my break like a week ago hhhhh, but i can relate to being lazy and videogaming lol fdkjskj (me with acnh and genshin coughs) but my sleep schedule is considerably better? i have to wake up early on weekdays bc of my kid brother sadly smh and i spite him for it pretty sure college students are more stressed
JkeKJF THANKIES!! tbh i kind of just kept my bday private for a smaller group of friends (that includes you btw) + my boyfriend, but yea me being 20 isn't much different from being 18 lol. you rlly don't feel different until you hit 30 coughs anyway i return the headpaps and hugs mweeheheh >:D
istg my bf is just like albedo (but make him emo), cuz like he always struck me as the kind of person who will try to out-compliment you but at the same time is genuine? if that makes sense? EHFfdkskSKJFD but yea he's a sweetheart hehehe yes its real healthy couples do exist and i feel like a unicorn
anywayyyy yea i can name a lot of times where people can't catch onto my body language and i do that as well. like a simple question is fine if someone needs to get somewhere, but if it's someone i don't like i'll make it obvious. in general, if i don't know someone very well, i'll kind of just like veer away from them while giving them a dead stare- (and they still don't get the hint or are insanely blind to social cues)
NO CUZ THATS SO REAL?? if i get into a book, then it's usually because of a fanfic or some other form of media?? kind of like the acotar series i wanted to get into but like hesitant cuz i don't know if it's spicy ;3;
andd headpaps accepted nyehehehe
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LMAOOO IT'S OKAY THO, NO WORRIES VIVI!! I woke up so suddenly so idk if i can answer this ask with the right mind 😭😭 sorry if there are soem typos or whatever grammatically wrong things lol
Hdjsjsjs a break will literally activates my lazy mode, and i swear i will get so, so lazy it would probably make you wonder why am i even still ali- *cough* anyway, thank god, your sleeping schedule is much better than mine 🥹👍👍 your lil brother is such a menace but i guess helpful too lmao
And YAAA, NO PROB VIVI :3 last birthday of mine was kinda quiet because only some people remembered lol. Then again, i'm a really quiet person irl, i doubt anybody would remember it- okay, this just turns so sour??? I'm gonna stop talking abt it jdjwkiekwk
I'm part of your smaller group of friends? 🥺👉👈 awwhhhh, you're making me blush- (i'm weak to words like that wth, no guys i do have friends too irl, i'm not a loner 😭) BUT LMAO YEAH, I AGREE WITH 'you rlly don't feel different until you hit 30'. Well, i haven't hit 30 yet, but i guess the only different thing would be that you can say you're old now- /jjj
(LMAO I FELL ASLEEP WHILE ANSWERING THIS.... anyway, back to answering vivi's ask :3)
Imagining emo! bedo and you with the dynamic of emo but cute x cute and cuter is so jdnsjkska 😭 i understand why you would feel like a unicorn even in ur own relationship.... for me, i feel like the side character who just saw the main character fall in love with each other lol
BUT LIKE AAAA SO CUTE, YOU AND HIM ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER?????
*cough* anyway-
People should really be attentive to other ppl ☝️ at least they should know if they're making it uncomfy for other ppl. But err, for me personally, i don't mind people gathering close to me, buuuttt it's possibly because of my friends since all of them are a lot, lot more sociable than me hahhaahaha- honestly, they often told me to talk more with people so i can know the latest gossip and just overall have many friends, but i really can't 😭😭 friendship with me is like the slow build-up but overall genuine one, or at least that's what i think....?
But ngl tumblr has help me a lot to be more expressive in public and just overall making me more sociable than in the past <3 i won't thank the tumblr app itself because the one who made me this way now is literally myself and also a whole bunch of amazing people i had met here, including youu!!! <3 whether you and them help me directly by interacting or just endulging in my silly behavior, ily all ueyehhewh (just gonna tag some ppl here teehe -> @beloved-brynn, @meimeimeirin, @leftdestiny-posts, @fishanonishere, @navxry, @calxlu (you) ♡ ily all, all of u are just so amazing, idk what i even did to meet u all, literally so happy if we ever talk or interact here <3)
OKAY 🤚 THE VIBE IS GETTING A BIT MORE.... UN-SILLY, SO UHHH MOVING ON TO THE NEXT BIT-
Fanfic literally runs half of the fandom, and that fandom could be anything lmao. Well, not really half, but a significant amount! I think memes also run a significant amount of keeping the fandom alive too lol
BUT YEAH, I ENDED UP BUYING PRIDE AND PREJUDICE, RIGHT? AND NOW I'M LIKE... "hm, what in the world is this word? who is talking in this part?? what is even happening-" jkjk, my vocabs is kinda limited since i'm not a native english speaker, but i do understand most of what the book is actually explaining
AND YAAYYY MY HEADPATS ARE ACCEPTED <3
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here4theheartbreak · 1 year ago
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Cruella Hongjoong is God Tier Hongjoong. All hail Hongruella~!! The little ponytail was amazing. Probably the most iconic of all the HJ styles!
Waterbomb was A LOT to process. I am also not their strongest soldier! I was not only wounded by all the footage and photos, I was nearly fatally wounded. Choi San? Deadly. 💀😂
Oh my godddd! Those Woosan photocards?? They are SO cute. Ahhhhhhhh. I can't handle it. The ears? Wow. I totally get it, I would also want to take them everywhere.
This is probably because I had no internet for 10 days straight, but I had a dream about Mingi last week? I'm a vivid, lucid dreamer anyway.... but I touched his arms and istg it was the realest thing I've ever felt in a dream?? And then, when I woke up, I was thinking about it and I think it's kinda rare that I actually touch people in my dreams. It's happened, but not that often. And that made me curious about dreaming and dreams in general. What a strange, interesting thing it is, to be able to dream when we sleep. ☁️💤 /dream tangent
Let's see... some Ateez things that have caught my attention over the last fews days....
✨Yunho dressing up as Saiki for Mingi's birthday? ADORABLE. INCREDIBLE. AMAZING. FRIENDSHIP GOALS. I'm loving this whole 'dress up as a character they love' trend that's happening on the members' birthdays. I'm really looking forward to seeing what happens for Jongho. I literally have no idea what character it might be.
✨Mingi released his song?? I'm SO in love with it?? Ahhh, the talent!! It makes me feel SO much. It's sad but beautiful. 10/10. What a king. 👑🐺🐣
✨The clip of Mingi talking to a fan, asking her to show him the back of her 'Mingi' sign, only to discover it says 'Yunho'. The way he says 'ahhhh, it's okay, it's okay' ... it's so soft?? Heart? Melted.
✨San being so offended/upset on that show where they were discussing a husband selling all of his wife's merch without her knowing? I LOVE HIM SO MUCH FOR THAT. And he was right! The husband should get it all back, even if he has to beg. The actual audacity of that man. I would literally divorce him. 😑
✨Oh, and the YT live they did together! Wooyoung talking about the pregnant fan and San's expression in the back?? Hello?? He's too cute. ☺️💗
✨Also, Yunho witnessing SH basically caressing (????) HJ's hand in the same YT live?? Will Yunho EVER catch a break?? It's not looking likely. He must have witnessed so much. I feel like we've barely scratched the surface on the things he's seen.
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✨Talking of Yunho... he really looks like Mingi in that T-pain dance insta he did with Wooyoung?? Just his outfit and the way his body moves... it's crazy.
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Also on insta... The dinosaur/nyahhhh video of Hwa, Joong, San, and Jongho?? It makes me laugh so much every time I see it. We are blessed by these fools~!😂✨🦖
*hums the Jurassic Park theme tune*
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On a slightly negative note. I wish they'd do more YT lives and less short videos on their app? Like come onnnnn. I miss Seonghwa's hour long lives of him just chatting. KQ are becoming monsters of capitalism. Let me have my silly men for free. Don't make me fight you.... 😩
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Random but whenever I glance back over the previous ask to see what all I said/you’re responding to I realize that I make such an embarrassing amount of typos that I don’t catch. 🤣
Anyways, yess I love those cat ear pcs; I ended up adding San’s to one of the photo card holders that I keep on my bag.
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That sounds like the absolute wildest dream! I almost never dream about idols either, the random one esp from back when I was writing fanfic still, they’d crop up here and there, but not often. That sounds insane. Those sort of super realistic dreams can be wild and so unsettling, so it’s a good thing this one wasn’t lol
✧ Mingi’s song was so pretty - what is this trend of super sappy/sad sounding birthday songs tho??? Please guys, getting older is not the end of the world V_V lmao
✧ I haven’t seen that clip of Mingi with the fan! But that’s so sweet, he is so soft for Yunho. During the zombie game this most recent wanteez they were adorable too.
✧ And that show was hilarious - San and Hongjoong were so delightful with them. I cracked up at the beginning when they brought up the period question and both their faces just O.O — good boys but still boys in the end 😂 (I appreciated the polite “we’re not qualified to speak on that” comment - rather than being grossed out, they knew they’d be entirely out of their element which was cute). San was so into these situations too, it was fun to watch him get so passionate about them.
✧ Yunho has had enough of this queer shit, someone give him a vacation far away from his group 😭 - I mean he’s just as bad but I’m sure he doesn’t see it that way. (Also yeah that TikTok he did with Wooyoung is going to be my new sleep paralysis demon - but yeah no you are 100% not the only one that thought that was Wooyo and Mingi; I watched it twice through before I realized the jaw was wrong for Mingi…. I think he raided his closet for the video though lol
✧ I am 100% sure that they convinced Jongho to do the dinosaur video by promising him an all you can eat meal, or his dorm to himself for a weekend - sleep or food, the ultimate motivators. (Either that or he lost a very massive bet).
✧ Ahh the TokToq situation. Like, okay I get the point of the one on one ability and all that, but they really need to make it more easily accessible. Do like maybe some for members only (and make those ones covered by the membership people pay for) and then do others for everyone, if they want their own app. Also please please for the love of god fix the translation problems. And make them not disappearing. It really needs a lot of work and unfortunately I think considering every other sms app like this is getting absorbed by the Langolier that is HYBE rn it’s just not a smart move to do - esp when YT and IG are already super accessible and everyone likes them. Hell even TikTok lives if they must. It’s just frustrating considering they could do so much more if they weren’t tying themselves to capitalistic gain (KQ, fans will spend money, I promise, put out more merch, more international fanmeets - you don’t need the 5-10 bucks that this app will gain you, I promise you can make more if you just promote your international group internationally.
✧ On a happier note tho I got my membership kit! The last group I bothered buying a membership for was bts and it took BigHit literally 11 to 13 months to bother sending it to me. And considering how small KQ is, I expected the same and wasn’t too worried about it - so when it showed up at my door on Friday I was so delighted. The tarot style cards are so cute. I decided to pull out 22 and sleeve them to use as an actual major arcana readings deck (some conversions ofc - like The Emperor is now The Sea King, Death is now The Wolf, The Devil is now Desire, etc) - I’m waiting on the sleeves to come now. I was so happy to see that they put the little fortune telling answer book in both english and korean, and it’s such a nice cute little size. I don’t want to give too many spoilers if you’ve not gotten yours yet/don’t want spoilers but it’s so nice.
✧Oh! Speaking of tarot I learned they’re making a Good Omens tarot deck, it’s coming out end of November. I preordered it, call it an xmas gift lol - I love Good Omens, it’s by far one of my favorite novels of all time and I adore the show (David Tennant has always been a favorite actor and he’s such a good person, and Michael Sheen is so sweet… Ironically rn my kid is watching Dr Who for the first time with me and we just finished Tennant’s arc, he was so upset when he regenerated - I felt bad but also… a whole mood kid, 10 is my Doctor).
And! On the tarot path, so my friend and I were joking around when I was trying to figure out how to convert Ateez’s deck to a proper tarot deck, and we joked that I have enough idols now that I could make a whole kpop deck and now I can’t get the idea out of my damn mind 🤣
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Also I found this photo a few days ago and may have had a stroke and I simply cannot stop staring at it lol
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writinggremlin · 6 months ago
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YEAHHHHH NEW TRB DROP LETS GOOOOO!!!!
After hitting the tag limit last time, I think I'm just gonna put my reactions here instead lmfao. I can make this as long as I want, you don't have to ss anything if you wanna reblog and respond to it, and best of all I CAN USE QUOTES AND COMMAS!!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!! Probably should've been doing this sooner lol
Anygay-- let's go.
"It was a scene of perfect tranquility. The perfect scene for Fitz to disrupt." Omfg Fitz you are such a cat. "[...] flopping down sideways on the couch and draping himself halfway across Alexander's lap" FITZ YOU ARE SUCH A CAT OMG! NO WONDER I LOVE HIM SO MUCH-- Actually I have a song that's oddly Fitz themed I think? At least slightly? It's Stray Cat Strut by Stray Cats (That was one of my favorite songs when I was a little kid lmao).
Oooo we're involving the Fae now? Didn't you mention before that Fitz had some involvement with that in his lineage, which is part of why his blood is ranked so highly? Is he about to discover this for himself? I'm intrigued!
"Normally he would find this kind of lecture to be boring, but his master's voice was so captivating that he could happily listen to anything." Lmfao Fitz you are so fucked on the enthrallment whether you want/realize that or not.
Wait-- different magics have different smells? Huh. I guess that makes sense, you wouldn't expect them to taste the same, and different foods have different smells, so I see where that tracks. I just didn't expect that lol.
Fitz would be down to fuck a fairy. Got it.
FITZ GOD DAMNIT STOP IT WITH THE ODDLY INTIMATE TENSION I CANT TAKE IT JUST KISS ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAAA (He's down to fuck a vampire too. Got it.)
AWHHHHH SAD WET CAT LEX NOOOOO D:
Fitz is just, "Wait wut-- You weren't supposed to say that-- That wasn't in the script-- I'm supposed to be the wet cat here!"
Oooo the fancy schmancy ✨European✨ soaps~
Fitz, buddy, I think you're (at least partially) wrapping yourself around his finger, but go off ig.
I WAS LITERALLY MENTALLY JUST THINKING LIKE "Oh yeah Lex's "good looks". Y'know, like that totally sexy unruly hair, that extremely hot untucked shirt, the general lack of care or effort put into his appearance outside of the bare minimum basics. Those good looks. So irresistibly handsome, I know." AND THEN HE STARTS UNIRONICALLY DOING THAT HIMSELF LMFAO (To be fair, I do aesthetically like messy hair, so I can see where he's coming from with that lmfao)
Fitz is bread confirmed-- HE'S A LOAF!!! LIKE A CAT-- CAT LOAF FITZ!!!!!!! I am tempted to draw this man as a cat now. I was in the Warriors fandom for a good while too, so I'm certainly no stranger to drawing cats. I could even get the calligraphy pen out to sign his name all fancy-like, complete with dramatic flourishes and all. ...This might actually happen.
Awww Fitz missing the attention nooooo D:-- Immediately followed by the premise of manipulative flirting lmfao. Of course.
OH SHIT NOOOO!!!! LEX NOOOOO!!!! THE POOR GUY CANT CATCH A BREAK!!! WHEN I SAID WET CAT I DIDNT MEAN "DRENCHED IN YOUR OWN BLOOD" WET!!!! Also lemme guess, Lex has been going out and entrancing hunters like we saw a couple characters ago, and tonight was a night where that plan backfired a little.
SHIT DON'T MAKE LEX WHIMPER PATHETICALLY LIKE THAT-- GOD DAMN!!! IT'S NOT BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE IT-- I LOVE IT-- BUT BECAUSE MY MOM IS GOING TO HEAR ME LOSING MY SHIT OVER THIS ISTG JDBDJSBSJSBSJSB
"Fitz wasted no time unbuttoning Alexander's shirt and tossing it aside, an action that was purely in his master's best interest for treating his injury and nothing more." Uh-huh. Yeah. Sure. Whatever you say Fitz.
Hi. I left for dinner and now I am back many hours later. Let's continue.
I lowkey love those moments where a character that's trying to be self reliant does that very long, hesitant pause thing before revealing the truth. Like they duck their head away and look at the ground and everything. Also called the fact that he got shot by a hunter lookit me go!
"And yet, the arrow didn't imbed itself into your flesh all by itself, sir." You don't know that. SENTIENT MISSILE ARROW BEAM ATTACK GO--
HA!!! I'M A WIZARD, HARRY!!!! CALLED IT!! LETS GOOOOO POGGIES BABAGABOOSH!!!!!
AWWWWWW!!!! LEX IS TOUCH STARVED-- SOMEBODY GIVE THIS WET CAT SOME HEAD PATS!!! STAT!!!!! ALSO FITZ-- WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE ODDLY SEXUAL TENSION??? GOD DAMNIT FUCKING-- KISS DAMN YOU!!!! (He's so down to fuck a vampire. Got it.)
FITZ IS TOUCH STARVED TOO???? SOMEBODY GET THIS CAT-MAN SOME HEAD PATS!!!! STAT!!!!! LEX! FITZ! PAT EACH OTHER ON THE HEAD!!! PROBLEM SOLVED!!! :D!!!
FITZ YOU ARE PLAYING A DANGEROUS GAME THERE DAMN--
WAIT THEY ACTUALLY-- WAIT I WASN'T-- I DIDNT MEAN IT-- WAIT-- W A I T-- I SHOULD'VE BEEN MORE CAREFUL ABOUT WHAT I WISHED FOR I GUESS-- I DIDNT FUCKING MEAN IT-- I WAS ONLY DOING THE FUCKING HAHA FUNNI-- PLEASE-- HELP-- HELP-- iM fiNE!!! iM sOoO fINe riGHt NOw!!!! (noises that can only be described as demons leaving and entering my body)
I will never get over this.
GEEZUS FUCKING CHRIST FITZ DAMN OK POWER BOTTOM MUCH????? HDBDJSBSKSBKS F U C K--
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Sorry. That was mandatory. (That also took me way too long to find tbh)
OH NOW THEY'RE PERSONAL. DAMN. OK. Well-- kinda hard not to be after-- well-- that.
Also awwwww Fitz is starting to feel a little like he matters. My sweet cat-like boi ofc you do.
Conclusion: They all still need hugs. But I mean-- I'll take a kiss too. Close enough. Still need more hugs tho. I will not rest until hugs are acquired. (Also maybe expect a cat Fitz doodle at some point. Maybe.)
The Rare Bookseller Part 53: Fitz's Terrible Idea
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tw: conditioning, mind control, Stockholm syndrome, arrow wound, blood, blood drinking
August 1905
Alexander was seated peacefully by the fire, a soft blanket draped across his lap, lost in the enormous musty book in his hands. It was a scene of perfect tranquility. A perfect scene for Fitz to disrupt.
"So, what are you reading, sir?" he said, flopping down sideways on the couch and draping himself halfway across Alexander's lap, jostling his book and looking up at him with a shameless grin.
His master sighed, but smiled at Fitz. "I was reading about the customs and ways of the local faefolk."
"Faefolk, sir? You mean like fairies?" Fitz asked. "I knew a guy who was running a racket making fake pictures of fairies to sell to rubes. You're saying they're real, sir?"
"They're very real, and you're unlikely to get a picture of them unless they want you to," said Alexander. "They used to be found in the human world much more often, before humans industrialized. Now, most of the once-proud clans are scattered tribes in slow decline in the few wild places left. Centuries ago, it was common enough for faefolk to mingle with humans that many humans today have traces of fae blood."
"Is that so, sir?" said Fitz. Normally he would find this kind of lecture to be boring, but his master's voice was so captivating that he could happily listen to anything.
"You do, too, I'm sure of it. Your blood smells of it."
"Oh, really, sir?" he said, sitting up a bit. "It's hard to imagine any of my dusty old ancestors making love to a fairy."
"I imagine your ancestors weren't as dusty and boring as you imagine. I expect some of them were more like you."
"Are you saying that I would cavort with a fairy, given the chance?" Fitz laughed. "Because you're absolutely right, sir, I would."
"You see what I mean?"
Fitz leaned in closer, shamelessly running his hand through Alexander's hair. "Well, if I'm a fairy, you'd better be careful, sir, or one day I'll drag you away to fairy-land."
"I dearly wish you would," said Alexander, serious and sad.
Fitz's breath caught. They stared at each other for a long moment. And then the spell between them was broken.
"Unfortunately, I need to go out tonight. Business."
"What business is more important than this, sir?" said Fitz, irritated at being spurned and annoyed that he was irritated.
"It's important. I'll tell you what it is eventually. But for now, I have to go."
And so Fitz found himself alone once more in front of the slowly dying fire, eating an apple, with nothing to occupy his mind but his own thoughts -- the worst way to spend his evening.
He was growing too comfortable here, he knew that. The manor was filled with dust and the scent of deteriorating book bindings, but once he'd gotten used to that, it was strangely like a home. It was less ostentatiously luxurious than the mansion of his childhood, but somehow, despite being a vampire's manor, more comfortable and less oppressive. He slept on the finest sheets, ate expensive foods, and bathed with a wide selection of high-end imported toiletries. Alexander, despite his ability to sink Fitz into a stupor with a word, never criticized, never spoke in anger, never demanded anything of Fitz but his blood.
And thanks to the many layers of mesmeric spell he was under, that blood was all too easy to give.
Alexander, his vampiric master, was the real problem. Between his mesmerism, good looks, and quiet charms, he had Fitz firmly wrapped around his finger, like it or not. Even during the day, when he tossed and turned in a fruitless attempt to sleep, he thought of Alexander, his unkept hair, his gentle hands, and especially his captivating voice. He knew he shouldn't feel that way about a vampire who had purchased him from an auction and was keeping him captive and in dire peril, but his idiotic emotions and the spell laid thick on his mind said otherwise.
It wasn't as though it was likely that Alexander had genuine feelings towards him, no matter how much it seemed that way at times. Fitz knew he was a convenient source of blood. Effectively a grocery item. He knew better than to think his master's need was anything more than that.
Fitz sighed as he tossed the half-eaten apple into the air, missing the catch and watching as it rolled under a couch. Alexander had been leaving for the night more frequently lately, and Fitz was painfully bored without an audience for his chatter and whims.
An audience! Apart from his freedom, that was the main thing he was missing out of life. He needed the stage, the rush of applause, the thrill of holding a crowd captive. Alexander had promised him he could have it, but since then he'd dismissed Fitz when he asked about it.
That thought gave Fitz some direction for what he wanted to do with the evening. He marched upstairs to his bedroom and donned an eye-catching purple frock with an actual collar. He wanted something to keep Alexander's attention without enticing him to feed, so that Fitz could flirt his way into what he wanted.
And then he waited for his master to return. And waited. And waited.
He really shouldn't be so worried about the vampire who was keeping him captive. After all, if something happened to his master, maybe the spell would lift from him, he'd come to his senses, and he could escape this place. That's what he tried to tell himself, but the idea that something could happen to Alexander filled him with a sick dread instead.
Just as he was on the verge of tearing his hair out in frustration, the front door opened and Alexander staggered inside. His steps were ragged and he was panting hard, the problem plain to see -- an honest-to-god arrow sticking out of his upper arm.
"God damn," he said. "What happened to you, sir?"
"Fitz," said Alexander with pleading eyes. "Please…"
That was more than enough to make him abandon all his plans, as clearly his master was in no state for his skillful manipulations. Fitz rushed to prop Alexander up.
"Help me upstairs, to my bathroom. I need to treat this wound."
"How the hell did you get shot with an arrow here in the city, sir?"
"Can the explanation wait until I've removed the arrow?"
"That's fair, sir." Fitz guided his master up the stairs as Alexander winced and whimpered.
Fitz had been in his master's bedroom a few times before, primarily to help him with his hair and outfit, and was comforted by the fact that Alexander's sleeping quarters was as much of a disaster as his had always been. He had ample experience picking his way through discarded laundry on the floor, and soon he was helping his master sit at the edge of his bathtub. Fitz wasted no time unbuttoning Alexander's shirt and tossing it aside, an action that was purely in his master's best interest for treating his injury and nothing more.
"Get a towel ready, a green one from the bottom shelf, and some bandages. I'm going to pull out the arrow."
"Doesn't that do more harm than good, sir?" said Fitz, preparing the requested items anyway..
"That may be true for a human at risk of bleeding out, but this wound can't kill me. The faster I remove the arrow, the faster I can start to heal."
"If you say so, sir."
Alexander wrapped the old towel around the arrow, and Fitz watched in horrified fascination as he took a deep breath and yanked. The blood gushing from the wound soaked straight through the towel as Alexander pressed it to his arm, making some truly godawful noises. Fitz fidgeted nervously, wanting to do something to help but feeling entirely out of his depth. He grabbed a washcloth off the bottom shelf and ran it under warm water.
"Here, sir, let me wash the wound."
"It's fine. I just need bandages."
"It could fester, sir, and I don't think either of us would enjoy that."
"It won't fester. The same magic that keeps this dead body upright also protects it from rot and infection. Otherwise I'd be little better than a bloated corpse."
Fitz shifted nervously, uneasy at the reminder that the handsome face in front of him was, in fact, long dead. "Let me wash it anyway, sir."
"…All right." Alexander took the towel off the wound and presented it to Fitz, who was struggling hard to not get woozy and keel over at the sight of it. He took it in his hands as though he were an experienced field medic, dabbing at it with the warm washcloth, and he felt vindicated as the pain on Alexander's face began to recede slightly.
"So… you've removed the arrow, sir."
"So I have."
"You told me you were going to explain how you were shot, sir."
Alexander scowled and looked away, remaining silent for so long that Fitz thought he would have to badger him to get anything out. "Hunter," he finally said.
"Hunter, sir?"
"A vampire hunter. Every city with a vampire population attracts them, a small but dedicated group."
"Vampire hunters…" It wasn't a possibility Fitz had thought of, but he supposed that it made sense.
"I don't usually have any trouble with hunters," Alexander said. "They mostly hunt vampires who prey on people in the streets. I keep my own thrall, and generally stay confined to the manor. Besides that, my vampiric aura is enough to keep most hunters at bay."
"And yet, this arrow didn't embed itself in your flesh all by itself, sir."
"No, it didn't."
"So why'd a hunter attack you this time, sir?"
"I had hoped not to tell you yet, but I suppose you should know," said Alexander. "I'm recruiting hunters to try and kill my sire."
Fitz looked to the bloody gash in front of him, then down at the discarded arrow. "Far be it from me to criticize my master, sir, but it seems your recruitment tactic may leave something to be desired."
Alexander chuckled. "Hunters won't help a vampire willingly, even to kill another vampire. They have to be persuaded."
"So you're mesmerizing them into doing your dirty work, sir?"
"A dozen so far, and I hope to get at least a dozen more."
"A dozen, sir…" Fitz put down the washcloth and began to wrap Alexander's arm in clean bandages as he thought about this. Alexander was risking his life against a dozen vampire hunters or more to try and kill his sire. Primarily to protect him.
He should be concerned, but instead, his treacherous heart fluttered. His hand brushed against Alexander's chest. His master gave it a long and lonely look, as though he'd never been touched there before.
His master was so solitary. How long had it been since he'd last been touched?
How long had it been since Fitz had last been touched?
Before he could think better of it, he ran his hand through Alexander's soft hair, palm lingering on his cheek as he traced down his face. To Fitz's surprise, his master leaned into the touch, drinking it in like a parched man. Fitz repeated the action with more confidence this time, enjoying the wistful look in his eyes.
"…Be careful," Alexander said finally.
"Careful of what, sir?"
"What you're doing. You must know by now that my feelings towards you are… You should be careful."
Fitz's eyes went wide. Was this a manipulation? Alexander, still looking tired and pained, seemed in no state to be engaging in manipulation.
"Well, sir, I appreciate your advice, but I've found that I never get anywhere in life when I'm being careful."
He was pushing his hand through Alexander's hair to the back of his head, pressing his master's lips to his, hardly caring that they were cold and chapped. He'd wanted this since the first time they'd met in the auction house, and the fact that it was a terrible idea only made Fitz want it more.
Alexander's hands closed around his arms as if to push him away, but he didn't. Instead he pushed forward, returning the kiss, and Fitz felt a giddy thrill in his heart at having finally charmed the stubborn, lonely vampire into reciprocating his affection. They tumbled onto the bathroom floor, Alexander halfway on top of Fitz, and Alexander was desperate as though he hadn't been kissed in a hundred years. Well, he probably hadn't.
Alexander suddenly stopped and drew back, guilt on his face. "I -- I shouldn't -- "
Fitz closed the distance between them once more before either of them could ruin the moment by thinking too much. He needed this. He needed the touch, and even if it was unnaturally cold, he was still drinking it in. He especially needed this infuriatingly stubborn vampire to prove his affections.
It wasn't love, Fitz knew that much. It was bloodlust and regular lust and need, and that suited Fitz better. He would never understand love, but need -- he could understand that.
Alexander's breath hitched, and Lex thought it was desire, until he grasped at the wound on his shoulder. In the excitement, Fitz had almost forgotten about the crossbow bolt. He opened his mouth to ask, but the words died in his throat, as he found himself suddenly enthralled, thoughts scattering.
"The wound pains me, and a bit of blood would help me heal," he said. "I can't be this close to you without the urge overtaking me."
"Good," said Fitz, succumbing easily to the desire. He pushed his master's head gently to the space between neck and shoulder. "Take me, then. Drink from me. I'm all yours."
Alexander hummed, his lips pressed to Fitz's neck and his voice reverberating in his head, sending Fitz further into a dream of bliss. He barely felt the puncture, lying sprawled on the bathroom floor with his master on top of him, swimming in pleasure as his blood drained from his body. The feeding turned to soft nibbles at his jaw and his ear, and Fitz didn't care that his master's lips were stained with blood as he was pulled into a kiss.
"You should warm my bed tonight, Fitz," Alexander murmured into his ear.
Fitz raised his eyebrows. "Is that invitation what I think it is, sir…?"
"…if you're thinking of something lewd, I'm afraid not," said Alexander. "My… desires of that nature cooled along with my blood. I'm truly asking for you to warm my bed."
"So I can serve as a glorified hot water bottle as well as a bloodbag, is that right, sir?"
"No," said Alexander with painful sincerity. "You're much more than a bloodbag."
"And what else am I, sir?" said Fitz, looking up at his master, flashing his least trustworthy smile. "A brilliant entertainer? A scintillating conversationalist?"
"Fitz," said Alexander, placing a hand on his cheek and catching Fitz's eyes with his. "My Fitz."
"Your Fitz," he repeated, feeling mesmerized once more although he wasn't sure his master was actually doing anything. "I suppose I am, sir."
His master looked away. "You don't actually have to call me 'sir' or 'master', you know. It's fine if you don't."
Fitz grinned. "Oh, is that so, Alexander, sir?" The grin left his face as he realized what he'd just done. "Oh, damn that Miss Lily. I'm not going to be able to stop."
Alexander chuckled. "I don't really go by Alexander, anyway. Only my sire and strangers call me that. I go by Lex."
"Lex," repeated Fitz, leaning into his ear, "sir," he added, as seductively as possible, enjoying how his master -- no, Lex -- shivered.
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benedick-cumberbussy · 3 years ago
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HEADCANONS: GANYU, XIAO AND ZHONGLI
sfw dating headcanons for my 3 favourite immortals🥺❤
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WARNING ;; mentions of insecurities, mental break downs, anxiety, liyue archon quest spoilers and a few poorly placed penis jokes.
NOTE ;; i love these 3 too much to not make sfw dating headcanons for them. I also had a lot of fun writing for Zhongli
SUMMARY ;; sfw dating headcanons for ganyu, xiao and zhongli (seperate) and their (gender neutral) s/o
WORD COUNT ;; 1.3k
GANYU
Being the general secretary of the Liyue Qixing is a big burden, so even when once you guys are dating or in a relationship, GANYU is (sadly) often busy.
Absolute queen please tell her that she's doing great
On the occasion that GANYU is free, you guys spend it together as much as possible
If this is during the early stages of your relationship, you or GANYU won't initiate too much pda.
But later on, maybe a few months or years in, GANYU will be more comfortable with holding hands, hugging, kissing, etc. in public
Speaking of which, GANYU is very cuddly
She likes when you lay down on her lap, so she can play with your hair while you take a nap
ALSO NAPS WITH GANYU ARE SO AAAAAA
Whenever GANYU is free, she likes to take naps on grassy areas with shade from the sun
It's also a good segment for picnics because when you guys wake up, you're almosty always hungry
Sometimes GANYU refuses to eat with you because she thinks she's overweight and that you'll think she's ugly :((
Please tell her she's beautiful and that you don't care about what she weighs
We love body positivity<3<3<3
Dates with GANYU are always pleasant
Being of high status in the Liyue Qixing of course has it's benefits such as access to high-end restaurants that the average liyue citizen (you) wouldn't be able to afford
I'm not apologizing
GANYU strictly will NOT bring you flowers when she visits you because she thinks that she won't be able to control herself if she were around any💔
She thinks you probably hate her because you won't experience any of that cute cliche romantic stuff because she isn't human☹
Hug her please (istg all the adepti need therapists)
You start eating a lot more vegetarian meals so that GANYU doesn't get uncomfortable when you guys go out for food or if later in the relationship, make your own food at home
It's also a great bonding activity <3<3
You both like to cook with eachother, even if you can or can't cook- it's the fun that counts, right?
later on in the relationship, GANYU might invite you to bathe in hotsprings with her
I'd sell my soul to bathe with GANYU tbh
(Also yes you knew she was an adeptus from the very start. I mean, it's pretty obvious. Whose gonna believe that her big-ass black and red horns were a haor accessory?)
XIAO
If you told me that XIAO had a significant other, I would've started cackling ngl
I don't see XIAO as the romantic type- quite the opposite, actually.
Any attempts of being romantic goes horribly wrong
Please be nice to him though coz he's trying his best and that's enough :')
Similarly to ganyu, you guys barely meet. Usually only twice or thrice a week (maybe 4 times if you're lucky)
But when you two do get together, it's quite pleasant. Quiet strolls around Dihua Marsh, Little picnic dates at Guili Plains, and if you're lucky- he might bring you to Jueyun Karst for some sight-seeing.
XIAO appears to me as the type of person to stargaze, so I think that's something that you'd do frequently together when he isn't out fighting demons
Sadly, XIAO isn't vey good at expressing his emotions through words, which is why i wholeheartedly believe that his love language is either giving gifts or acts of kindness. What's a better way of expressing your feelings than through action if not words?
Its kind of like when your cat brings you a dead rat like "omg look what i caught for u i worked hard to catch it:)"
FLOWER CROWNS
making flower crowns is one of the few romantic activities that XIAO likes to do with you (minus the 😏😏 ofc)
He's weirdly good at making them too- like, sir is this what you've been doing on your freetime for the last thousand years??
Now ofc we have to discuss his karmic debt situation
at first, XIAO was a little reluctant to start a (both platonic and/or romantic) relationship with a mortal for obvious reasons
At the start of the relationship, XIAO would just disappear for the duration of when he's experiencing karmic outbreaks, where he would slay demons for days without stopping
Later on, XIAO is a little less averse to the suggestion after much convincing from you that he wouldn't hurt you. You weren't a small fry or some side character.
When his karmic debt would come to bite him in the ass, it was like he was on a period or something. He would be cooped up in his room, a little moodier than usual, and craving almond tofu.
Likes to hold and squeeze your hand during particularly severe durations.
ok now that I think of it the more I describe it the more it sounds like he's on his period
XIAO isn't gonna say it out loud (because he's a fucking tsundere) but your presence and knoeing that you're there for him makes his karmic debt just a little more bearable:)
ZHONGLI
OHOHO
This man. THIS MAN.
Finest mf on the entire surface of teyvat and beyond
Idc what ur height is ZHONGLI is probably still somehow taller
I like to think that ZHONGLI likes to assert how tall he is whenever you guys are walking side by side
ZHONGLI isn't the type to tease but this is an exception
IK HE DOESN'T HAVE HIS GNOSIS ANYMORE BUT BEAR WITH ME
When you guys are standing next to eachother he sometimes makes himself taller and say something like "Hmm. It might just be me, but, have you gotten shorter since yesterday?"
This motherfucker
He makes up for it during dinner dates
On the occassion that ZHONGLI doesn't conveniently "forget" his wallet, dates are great
Walks accross Liyue harbor are REQUIRED
He says something about humans needing to stretch their fragile bones or something.
He lowkey sounds like an alien when he says shit like that
ZHONGLI is TRA👏DI👏TIO👏NAL👏
When you started dating, he insisted that he needed your father's permission
Doesn't matter if you're a guy, girl or non-binary. He WILL ask for your father's permission (after getting yours first ofc)
Consent is sexy guys
WAKES YOU UP AT THE ASS CRACK OF DAWN (I feel sorry for you because I genuinely believe that I'm the only person on this app who has a normal sleep schedule)
Keeps muttering about "osmanthus wine" and "those who share the memory"
Ok grandpa we have to get you to bed
ZHONGLI, (of course) doesn't tell you that he's rex lapis and that he faked his death because he wanted to retire but was too much of a pussy to tell the other adepti himself
But he does like to stroke his ego by telling you "cool and epic stories of rex lapis™️" and watch as you listen with awe
Yea yea you got a big dick tell me something I don't know
ZHONGLI talks so fucking much man
It's up to you whether or not that's a good or bad thing
At least he can read you bed time stories to lull you to sleep at night. that's nice I suppose
ISTG this man. has a better night routine than anyone in liyue (or teyvat) so he makes you join him whether you like it (yes you do) or not
Dating ZHONGLI also includes dealing with his usual shenangians with Childe aka discount Ed sheeran
For a 6000+ year old god this man sure does know how to act like a 9 y/o
Have to get them BOTH out of trouble because they keep doing dumb shit !!
I am deeply disappointed ZHONGLI.
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A/N ;; I now accept requests for both sfw & nsfw headcanons:) i don't have a list of who i write for yet but ill try my best <3
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yakumtsaki · 3 years ago
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Welcome to Part 1 of Union Spare Finale Extravaganza! It’s the morning after and Daniel is picking his pesticide-riddled oranges, blissfully unaware of the fact his brother has cucked him for the second time. Real talk, is Gunther the worst sim-sibling of all time?? Like he’s without a doubt the worst one I’ve ever had in my game, but I’m starting to think he literally might be the worst one IN GENERAL.
-Oh what beautiful oranges, perfect for my ‘I love you, Melody’ cake!
Ya you might wanna hold off on putting your apron on, Dan. 
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Sup, Goro?
-I sense a shitshow in the near future. 
You know what, I sense it as well.
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-Time to peace out.
GORO NO. GOD, CAN DANIEL CATCH A BREAK 
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Welcome home, Mel, lol @ your outfit, now get out. 
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DECISION TIME. Seriously I have had it with you three bitches, whoever Gunther autonomously interacts with first is who he’s getting with and he breaks up with the other one FOREVER.
-Can you unglitch my arm first?
No, Melody looks ridic so it evens out.
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Any day now, Gunther! Just pick between Glitchy and Jacques Cousteau and go chat with one of them or whatever, I’m so sick of your shit.
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-You know, I think instead of chatting it’s better to be as devastating to my wife as possible!
......BRO. Legit I wash my hands off this mess, Gunther and Melody blew up their marriages all on their own free will, I can’t believe he went for the romantic dance bs RIGHT IN FRONT OF BRIT. COLD BLOODED.
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-OH MY HEART. MY HEART. I CAN’T EVEN CLUTCH IT BECAUSE MY HAND IS GLITCHED. DAMN BOTH OF YOU 
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-HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON ME WITH MY FORMER BEST FRIEND I STOLE YOU FROM?? HAVE YOU NO SHAME???
Melody: *loving life*
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-WE’RE DONE, YOU STUPID SLUTBAG, YOU HEAR ME?! YOU’LL NEVER SEE ME OR REGINALD AGAIN!!!! -OMG :O WHO’S REGINALD :O
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Brit’s want panel immediately post-break up..
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..vs Gunther’s. Boy this marriage is DUNZO, I can’t believe how badly it crapped out.
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-What’s the cab doing here, I saw yellow and almost went in!
Well sorry to inconvenience you, Gunther, it’s picking up your son and former wife.
-Why??
Because you’re getting divorced???
-Oh right! So I really kissed Mel in front of Brit, that wasn’t the acid?
Gunther ISTG, just fuck off to work.
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It’s time to deliver the final blow so Gunther invites the Tinker-Union household over and I thought I’d have to teleport Daniel but he accepted??
-It’s been 20 years, how can I turn down my own brother when he wants to bury the hatchet?
Oh poor Daniel.. POOR DANIEL.
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-Seriously!? AGAIN?!?
Bro I loled irl when he turned around and looked at me like this, he’s not even mad, literally just exasperated. 
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-GO TO HELL MELODY BUT I HOPE WE CAN HAVE A HEALTHY CO-PARENTING RELATIONSHIP
Ya you didn’t even have that when actually married, I can tell by Melody’s ecstatic face she’s never seeing those kids again.  
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-Oh God, Daniel is so hot when he’s getting slapped by Gunther! I’m starting to remember why I married him..
Mel there are no words to describe how hard you and Gunther deserve each other.
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-STABBING ME WOULD HAVE BEEN A LESS BARBARIC WAY TO END THIS MARRIAGE COMPARED TO CHEATING WITH FUCKING GUNTHER,  HOW COULD YOU DO THIS ME?!?
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-I have no good answer but let me offer you this appalled and remorseful expression!
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Melody immediately moved out but Brit missed the memo and came over to steal her newspaper.
-That will teach that homewrecking slut!! -WAAAH she doesn’t live here anymore, Brit!
Ya also you’re not holding anything?
-This was a SUCCESSFUL newspaper theft!
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JuJu is back from school and they got perfect grades.
-Best day ever!! I gotta run and show Dad!!!
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-WAAAAAH JULIAN, MOM LEFT US -I KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN. I KNEW IT. NOTHING GOOD COMES OUT OF RELATIONSHIPS, I’M BREAKING UP WITH MARSHA BRUENIG TOMORROW
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Melody moves in with Gunther and what can I say guys, like it or not, they love each other. He never did this ‘follow around the house for non-stop romantic interactions’ bs with Brit even tho he also had 3 bolts with her-
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-and it’s ALL HE FREAKING DOES NOW. He won’t even let Melody go to the bathroom in peace.
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Idk dude, if you’re a long-time reader you remember I thought these two were perfect for each other since they were teens, but when the wife-swap disaster happened and Gunther rolled the insane engagement want I was like ‘ok obviously Gun + Brit are endgame!’ and then their marriage was a complete flop even before Mel got involved.
I’ve said it before, I really feel like Gunther was only into Brit as some form of bratty early 20′s rebellion against ending up with his high school sweetheart because the speed with which this shit deteriorated was unreal, like the second he got back with Mel he blew up his marriage, even Cyneswith knows better than to do this shit, all the times she’s gotten caught it was the other guy’s fault! 
So is there a takeaway here?
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Love prevails?? Ya, let’s go with that, but lmao.
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-Yaaay, everyone’s happy -___-
Sorry Brit, you should have read the fine print on that prenup!
Will Brittany become an Icon? Will Gunther and Melody last? Will Daniel find love again? Will JuJu grow up to be the best looking spawns this family has produced? (I can already answer the last one, yes!) Join us in part 2 to find out!
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zozophoenixxx · 3 years ago
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Serotonin Booster :D🐉
How to train your dragon edition
Here are some things I had forgotten or little details I just noticed on my rewatch, maybe even Unpopular Opinions 🤭👀
✨Defenders of Berk✨
Not Astrid being pissed bc Fishlegs called her mean lmaooo
OMGGG "I would never call my father ridiculous. I'm calling my chief ridiculous" THE POWER OF THIS SCENE
The way Toothless just sat to look at the sunset.. Me too bby me too 🥺
Toothless and Thornado's shots combined was amazing!
"The first rule about the dragon flight club is that there is no dragon flight club"
Istg Meatlug and Fishlegs are made for each other
Baby whispering deaths!
OMG THEY JUST CAME UP WITH GRONCKLE IRON
I love seeing the origin of things ☺️
Wowww I just realized that Gobber has a unibrow
Sandstone makes glass
That shiny black rock makes another shiny black Rock, it also has Meatlug boiling
WOW a combination of multiple rock makes Meatlug a magnet
The way Hookfang pays more attention to Fishlegs than Snotlout is funny
Fishlegs on Toothless!!!!
"TOO MUCH FURY, TOO MUCH FURY!" JAHDHDHAH
Awwww love how Fishlegs feels happy abt being needed
DAGUR'S BACK AHH
I never understood why Dagur called Hiccup his brother but it's kinda funny
Young hiccup actually fighting is pretty badass and that shield 🥴
The way they were all trying to get Gobber to shower lmaooo
Gobber saved Gustav's life and Fishleg saved Astrid's
Am I the only one that finds the whispering deaths kinda funny, like yes they're scary but these mfs have tiny wings, a big ass head, are covered in spines and can't see like-
Newly hatched whispering deaths can be more deadly that adults bc they can't control their jaws or spines
WOW WOW WOWWWW A WHITE WHISPERING DEATH - Titanwing whispering death with red eyes OMG NO NO THIS IS THE SCREAMING DEATH I KNEW IT ‼️‼️
Wow but the pain in Snotlout's eyes 🥺
Monstrous nightmares are stoker-class dragons
Fireworms get brighter the closer they get to each other
Ohhhhh now I get the history behind Hookfang and the fireworms queen's connection
"You're not just another sword, Hookfang"
Awww the fireworm queen saved Hookfang, I ship them now JSHDHSHS
BABY ASTRID!! 🥺🥺🥺 AWWW
Flightmare - follows the glowing algae caused by Aurvandil's fire, sprays a paralyzing mist to those who it considers a threat to its survival
Aurvandil's fire = Aurora Borealis
YES ASTRID BEAT SNOTLOUT UP
Hiccup: Well, you know, Astrid, uh, training dragons isn't the only thing I think about.
Astrid: Are you actually saying that to me with a straight face?
JAHSHAHAJAJ I SWEAR I LOVE THESE TWO the way both of them said these lines I can't ✋🏼😂
The way she said the exact same thing as her uncle and even took on the name I-
I have this headcanon that bc I'm pretty sure Astrid's parents were barely mentioned in the shows or movies that her uncle was the person that was there for her the most which is another reason why it upset her to see people making fun of him
Why does whenever Astrid gets shot by a dragon she always tries to hit it off like her axe is a baseball bat? 😂
Hiccup saving Astrid in the flightmare ep🥺🥺🥺🥺
GLOWY TOOTHLESS AND GLOWY STORMFLY AND GLOWY MEATLUG ARE ADORABLE
Awww I love how Hiccup makes sure to mention the fact that "Fearless Fin Hofferson was indeed fearless, just like all the Hoffersons" 🥺🥺🥺 STOP AND THEN SHE SMILES AND HE PROCEEDS TO PUT HIS HAND ON HER SHOULDER I-🥴🥴🥴
I love how they're always interrupted whenever they're about to say a bad word
Lil terrible terrors are adorable 🥺
The fact that what they were trained for was actually useful it's crazy
Astrid: "no one is kissing me on the lips ever!!" HHSHAHAH ASTRID WHY U LYING
I feel like we don't appreciate how smart Hiccup actually is, and I don't mean that dragon-wise or building stuff-wise I mean in general. I'm in ep9 and they're finding old dragon traps to get rid of them and there was a lil breeze and he was like "there's a dry hot wind coming in from the north. It hasn't rained in 2 months. This is definitely fire weather." like how- am I the only one that would've been like okok a nice warm breeze 😩
Dude the typhoomerangs are so scary and huge wtf
I KNEW HE WAS TORCH
Torch actually built a lil relationship with Tuff just for that but of time I love it
WE'RE FINALLY GONNA SEE THE SKRILL!! I love it it's one of my favorite dragons :D
I never understood why fishlegs says his name when he's excited
Skrills - The skrill was first found frozen, it's the symbol of the Berserkers, it can stay safely frozen for decades because of their internal body temperature, can't redirect any lightning if it's in the water 😳
Y'all the skrill and the nightfury have gotta be related somehow, they're probably like cousins or sum. I mean the night fury is the "unholy offspring of lighting and death" and the skrill can control lightning AND TECHNICALLY TOOTHLESS CAN TOO REMEMBER HTTYD 3 + they also have similar physical characteristics at least Imo.
Dude this dragon is so badass 😌🤩🥰😩🥴❣️🤍🤝 I'm literally so obsessed
Wow one of the first times I see the twins actually doing sum useful
The way the shots combine🥴
Dagur has misophonia - condition where people experience intense negative emotions for sounds such as eating, chewing, loud breathing or even repeated pen-clicking [ep11]
Oh wow so they originally trapped the skrill in this show i didn't know
Wait but baby Gustav is actually adorable wtf and the fact that he and Snotlout have matching Viking hats
OMG SEE NOW I'M SEEING GUSTAV'S ORIGIN WITH HIS DRAGON AND HIS DESIRE TO BECOME A RIDER
Fanghook🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Ruff puts fish oil on her hair to get "a greasy unwashed look"
Really hate when Snotlout doesn't accept no for an answer
THE HAND THING AHHHH I LOVE IT this time is Ruff and a scauldron
Ok guys so I did this with mi friend's puppy who I accidentally scared enough to make him piss himself and I'm pretty sure I traumatized him and now when I'm around the poor dog tries to get as far away from me as possible but one day we were kinda bonding although he still wouldn't let me pet it AND I DID THE HAND THING BECAUSE WHY NOT AND THIS LIL MF ACTUALLY PUTS HIS FACE IN MY HAND- I screamed and he left again🥺😂 BUT IT DID WORK
Scauldy🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥰😌☺️🤩🤍
Ok but ruffnut with short hair 🤩
Speedstingers
Also the way Astrid ran up to Hiccup in the ep14
Wait but the scene whenever they're fighting the Speedstingers and Fishlegs says they're too fast but Hiccup's like "not for a nightfury" and then they show Toothless dodging the Speedstinger's attack AND THEN THEY SHOW HICCUP PROTECTING HIMSELF WITH HIS SHIELD WHICH GETS THROWN AWAY BUT RIGHT THERE TOOTHLESS CATCHES IT AND THROWS IT BACK TO HICCUP who's like "Thanks bud" 🤩🤩🤩 literally so badass go watch it!! It's ep14 frozen min 17:40
I really liked the relationship Snotlout and Astrid created with each other's dragon 🥺
HOOKFANG'S WINGBLAST AND STORMFLY'S SINGLE-SPINESHOT ARE HELLA BADASS... I love how they worked together this time 🥺
DUDE JAHDHSJAJJJSA ppl really underestimate Ruff's cleverness, this bish really gets Tuff to do the dumbest things just to enjoy looking at him hurting himself JAHDHSJAH😂
TOOTHLESS REALLY JUST BIT AN EEL'S HEAD OFF TO SAVE HICCUP🥺
Baby toothless is high🥺
"Uh, okay. That one was a little close to the one good leg" JAHDHAHSHA ISTG I LOVE THIS DUDE
Johan hates Snotlout for breaking his stuff
Tuff got Macey the Mace from Trader Johan
Astrid looks hot without her shoulder pads
Ok but Dagur looks so weird without his viking hat in this show
The baby thunderdrums are adorable - BING BAM AND BOOM
NOOO STOICK JUST LEFT THORNADO 🥺
OHHH SO ALVIN WAS ACTUALLY FROM BERK and he was Stoick's best friend
Snotlout and Hiccup are parallels of Alvin and Stoick
Ok but that trick Snotlout did was amazing, he really had Hookfang do a lil typhoomerangs move and then the wingblast🤩
I FINISHED IT OMG NOW ONTO RTTE!!
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waynedunlaptheorgandonor · 3 years ago
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watched s11ep1
i will provide you with a quick review before i disappear back into the ether of twd avoidance
lots of spoilers under the cut. also i wrote way too much and i worked all night and haven’t slept so i didn’t bother to reread literally any of it, so it might be completely nonsensical, tho if you don’t expect that from me by this point idk whose blog you’ve been reading
enjoy:
hokay, first off, i’ll start by saying that i enjoyed it more than i expected to. i’ve been avoiding any sort of discussion about stuff, but my google algorithm is so fucked at this point that i still get recommended articles and stuff every now and then, so i was already pretty aware of what i was walking into, and was expecting it to be eh, but actually i prob enjoyed it more than i enjoyed the finale
(don’t get too excited tho, the finale was rly boring lmfao)
anyway
episode starts off with a tense scouting mission
it takes .005 seconds into the episode for caryl to exchange a look of longing, establishing that they are still having weird conflict and are both too fucking stubborn to do anything about it even tho they hate it desperately
i imagine that will continue for a while
rosita, kelly, carol, maggie, what’s her face with the bad hair, and lydia (i think that’s everyone?) lower down to some army bunker or something, where a bunch of walkers are taking a snooze, and the girls are very respectful of walker naptime, and do their best not to wake them up
obviously they eventually wake up, but i’ll get to that in a sec
as they’re tiptoeing through the walker tulips, there’s this split second where carol spots a machine gun, and looks at maggie with a face like, “can i plzzzz, i am mad horny for that machine gun,” but maggie tells her no. (i 110% expected her to defy orders and accidentally wake up all the walkers, but she actually behaved herself for once. well. mostly)
never fear, tho, after the girl gang collects a bunch of MREs they go back to wait for the dudes waiting up top to pull them up, and bc men ruin everything, one of the ropes break, and daryl catches it before it falls, but then a slow motion drop of blood falls on a walker’s face, and just like that, walker naptime is over, and carol uses her bow and arrow for two seconds before she is like “fuck this” and whips out the machine gun
yes, she is super hot using it
yes, daryl watches her do it
anyway, all the other girls get rescued, and carol is about to be pulled up, but bc she is a #girlboss, she first makes a beeline for one more crate full of MREs. daryl covers her while she gets the loot, and when she gets back up top they have another charged moment as carol hands him back his knife
just fuck already, jfc
titles!
cut to alexandria where everything is still not smilestimes
BUT, we do get to see uncle daryl run and hug rj and judith (and dog), and FUCKING HERSHEL JR, LIGHT OF MY LIFE is also there
istg, they could not have casted a better child, i a d o r e him
oh, and some friends of maggie’s show up too, idk
cut to a staff meeting where everyone is like, whomp whomp, we’re all gonna starve to death unless we figure out something quick
cue maggie going, “oh, i know where food is, but it requires me to tell you my tragic backstory, in case anyone didn’t watch my bottle episode”
she tells her dramatic backstory about all her friends getting slaughtered by the reapers for no apparent reason, and then she’s like “anyway, let’s go back there!”
no one thinks it’s a great idea, but a group of people decide to go anyway, including daryl and gabriel. rosita is super pissed that gabriel is going, and carol doesn’t go, probably partly bc it’s a shitty fucking idea, and also bc they have to keep caryl apart bc otherwise they’ll fix their problems ahead of schedule and they won’t be able to drag out the needless angst
daryl looks kind of annoyed that carol doesn’t volunteer to go 
bitch, i thought you wanted her to stop putting herself in the line of fire! make up your damn mind!
moving on
cut to a thunderstorm, where, if you look closely, you’ll notice daryl is wearing the STUPIDEST hat i’ve ever seen. just get an umbrella, jfc
for some reason negan is with them, bc ig he knows his way around washington dc, and no one in six years has bothered to figure out how to get around the city and/or get a map, and he is like “hey guys, maybe we shouldn’t try to walk in this fucking hurricane,” and everyone is like “FUCK YOU NEGAN, YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF US!!!” 
this will be a common occurrence 
but eventually daryl is even like “actually, it’s rly unpleasant out here, and my hat is mad stupid, can we go inside plz?”
so they go inside an old metro station, which is actually a rly cool cinematic choice. i rly like the idea, and they executed it rly well
speaking of executions
there are some fucking RULL CREEPY walkers. idk why they bothered me so badly, but they were what they at first assumed were corpses wrapped up in tarps, but turns out none of them had been properly put down, so they go through killing these rotted bodies that had supposedly been there since The Fall, and it’s very gross and cool
this entire time, btw, negan is like “hey, i know i’m a shitty person, but i have some rational arguments about why we shouldn’t be doing this right now,” and everyone is like, “FUCK YOU NEGAN, YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF US!!!” and he’s just like “god fucking damnit”
(i forgot to mention that at one point, when they’re headed into the metro station, negan is trying to warn ppl of the potential danger, and everyone is ignoring him, and he tries to talk to daryl, and daryl is like “fuck you, you think we’re BUDDIES?” and negan is like “oh, ok, so you’re gonna be like that too? fanfreakingtastic” and it’s very funny)
anyway. a fat monster zombie escapes its tarp at one point, and tries to eat some npc, and negan saves him, again is like “hey, anyone else realize that this is a FUCKING BAD PLAN?”, and everyone is like “we don’t care, you’re still shitty and we’re not listening to you, and you don’t actually care about random npc i would literally not be able to pick out in a lineup bc his face is so generic, you’re not the boss of us!!!”
it’s at this point that negan finally is like, “why am i even here? bc i know how to get around washington dc? do none of you have a map?” and i was like, “right?! that’s what i said!” 
it’s then revealed that maggie only brought negan along to murder him under the guise of “oops, he got hurt in the line of duty, it wasn’t my fault,” and daryl has this look on his face that says, “i seriously need to stop hanging out with lethal women bent on revenge bc it’s gonna give me high blood pressure,” and maggie has a badass moment where she points a gun she has for some reason at negan and is like “i have like, one shred of human compassion left inside of me, and if you keep pushing me i will fucking kill you without a second thought, so shut the hell up”
(in her defense, negan had just dropped glenn’s name to purposely antagonize her, which was rude as hell)
(for the record, i’m completely on maggie’s side here, but negan still is right that trapping themselves in a metro station is a bad call)
anyway, moving away from that briefly
i think this jump cut happens sooner, i don’t actually remember, but whatever who cares, point is, we get to the part of the show that actually matters, and that’s anything involving my love, juanita “princess” sanchez
and also eugene, yumiko, and ezekiel
they are being asked increasingly invasive questions by commonwealth ppl, some of which i wish they actually would of answered (what do they use to wipe their asses with?? surely toilet paper has long since become extinct)
zeke, who is so much more tolerable as a character now that he’s not larping as a king, has this incredibly weird and sort of sexually charged moment with a dude in an orange stormtrooper costume, where he’s like, “i bet you were an asshole cop back before The Fall, you stupid fascist, #fuckthepolice, mb literally? idk, this moment has a lot of pent up aggression that could easily translate to hate sex, it might just be the intense eye contact, but w/e, let’s just move along,” and then he has a coughing fit to remind the audience that he’s currently dying of cancer, and orange stormtrooper is like “lolz, loser, drink some water you dumb piece of shit”
cut to the wholesome foursome sitting at a picnic table in a guarded courtyard eating gruel, and yumkio, who finally has a personality, and princess are like “hey, this place fucking sucks, can we leave?” and zeke is like, “yeah, i met this orange stormtrooper who i think might be dtf and/or murder, so we should probably bounce”
but eugene is like, “but i want some hot stephanie ass, and also some bullshit excuse about how mb commonewealth will save alexandria” which, they left before things went super downhill, right? idr. it was after hilltop fell, but they don’t know alexandria got fucked either, if i recall? w/e, not important
two seconds after he says this, they talk to some people who are like “we’ve been here for four months, or maybe it’s been nine, i don’t actually remember, i’ve stopped processing the passage of time,” and the wholesome foursome takes this as a bad sign, tho that’s just the life i’ve lived as a night worker during a pandemic, so i was like #mood
but then they watch some guy get dragged away screaming to get “reprocessed” and eugene is like “ok, nvm, let’s bounce”
(my theory on what “reprocessing” is, is that they’re stuck in a room and have to watch hours and hours of customer service training videos on vhs from the 90s)
i definitely got my jump cut scenes mixed up bc i think the negan accusing maggie of a murder plot thing happened in between this scene and then the next commonwealth scene, but w/e, i’ll just finish what happens in the commonwealth arch
the wholesome foursome are trying to hatch a plan to escape, except princess, my love, is distracted watching some stormtroopers flirt, and the other three are like “wtf, dude, how can you even tell any of them apart?” and princess then tells them every stormtroopers backstory bc she is brilliant and pays rly close attention to shit, and the other three are like, “this is useful information, thank you for being an insane person”
their plan involves yumiko and eugene dressing up as stormtroopers and leading princess and zeke out of the place, which works fine actually, except on their way out they come across the Depressing Wall of Probably Mostly Dead Missing Loved Ones
they’re about to leave, when princess is like, “wait, yumiko, you’re on here, that’s weird huh?”
sure enough, yumiko  is on the wall, with a note from ig her sister 
the scene ends with yumiko going, “guys...i can’t leave...i have tragic backstory to unveil”
tragic backstory to be continued ig
back in murder metro town, npc and some other npc have stolen all the supplies, there’s a train blocking the track, and a horde of walkers are coming towards them, so things are not going fantastic
they horde is too big to take down, so they start to climb on top of the train car to get away
but dog runs away!
and daryl, being every pet owner ever, is like “gotta go get my dog, guys, try not to get killed while i’m gone, c u soon!” and he ducks under the train and disappears
#priorities
the episode ends with maggie climbing up the train car but getting grabbed by a walker and dangling off the edge, and negan is there and they have a lion king moment where maggie is like, “scar! help me!” and negan is like “long live the king, bitch” and walks away into the shadows, leaving maggie to a potential death
which, while i know isn’t actually going to happen, would be a really fucking funny move on the writers’ part
like, “look, lauren’s back! and now she’s dead, bet you didn’t expect that!”
anyway
my assumption is negan will actually end up helping her up or something, continuing his ambiguous morality bullshit that actually isn’t ambiguous bc he BEAT GLENN TO DEATH WITH A FUCKING BAT WRAPPED IN BARBED WIRE IN FRONT OF HIS PREGNANT WIFE
the maggie/negan arch is kind of dumb, but whatevs, i’ll tolerate it, as long as my boy glenn gets justice in the end
anyway, cue credits!
final assessment: good episode. i’m much more interested in commonwealth than the reapers, tho i am hoping that daryl’s personality-less ex turns out to be a monster killing machine with no conscience, that’ll be fun. princess is a gift from god. hershel jr needs his own tv show. needs more carol (and caryl)
the end! going back into my walking dead free chamber! see you next episode!
-diz
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Dreamer
Pairing: Childe x fem!reader
Warnings: Dubcon (consent and set boundaries are implied), fingering, hand job, filth istg, they don’t go all the way. MINORS DNI.
Word count: 600
Synopsis: You wake up to a pleasant surprise ;)
Note: FIRST TIME WRITING SMUT LMFAO BYE 😭 unedited
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Rough, obscene panting is what graces your ears, drawing you far away from the pleasant lull of sleep. The groans seem to get more frantic, erotic, has you clenching your legs as your bleary vision tries to adjust.
You're staring at him, wide awake, and he's a mess in the sheets, head tipped back, locks of sweat perfused hair framing illuminated by the crystalline shine gifted by the moon. Stunning, with lashes fluttering, forehead creased in concentration, gasps he efforts to conceal.
Each piece of him picturesque, from the way his bitten lips gasp your name in a silent prayer, to the thin sheen of sweat catching the moonlight, glittering angles that thieve your breath away. Calloused fingers of his, the ones that sow the seeds of anguish, the ones that trace distinct patterns on your shoulder, wrapped tightly around his pulsating cock, glistening with promise.
He's not doing it right. Too rough, too detached, an expectation to get it over with, enough haste to sate yet not satisfy completely.
Cool air encompasses your being, brushing along the surface of your skin, and you momentarily glance down to see your nightshirt tugged up and over your breasts loosely, nipples stiff into pebbles, coated in translucent moisture.
"Ajax," You call out to him, and he's near mindless when his eyes snap open, half lidded, lolling to the side.
"Hnng ahh, go—go to sleep." There's something sensual about his gaze that sends a spark in the confines of your panties.
Wetting your digits in your mouth— "Why didn't you wake me?" You snake a hand over his veined arms, mapping along your journey until you reach his stuttering hand, gently prying it off to cease his reckless pumping. "Let me help."
"Didn't wanna," He hisses when you encircle the tip of his cock head, index delicately dipping into the slit for your generous offering. "Didn't wanna wake you, work tomorrow."
Free hand trails your stomach, up until it reaches your exposed breast, and you give it an experimental squeeze.
Ajax drools at the sight, entranced by the sheer wantonness of the act. It only serves as a catalyst to the hunger, warm coil forming in his lower stomach from your skillful ministrations.
He shifts positions so he can muzzle into your neck, kissing wet trails, tip of his tongue flicking out to taste your supple skin.
You whine, tugging him softly, controlled, and he takes the chance to slip a hand between the soft silk that covers your cunt. Useless flimsy little thing that's only in the way of his prize.
"Why didn't you—hnng wake me?" You mutter again, this time against the plumpness of his lips. "Want to suck your cock, want it to burn through my throat. Ah...you're so mean Ajax."
"Let me make it up to you, love."
He ruts against your palm, mouth latching onto your breast, desperate and impatient. You shiver when his tongue circles your nipple, teeth nipping lightly, just the way you like it.
Suppressing a groan, he's fingering you languidly, building up the tension you crave constantly from him. And when a nosy thumb brushes against the wetness of your core, running circled frictions on the beginnings of your clit, you mewl.
He releases with a vulgar pop, allowing your ravishing moans to favour his ears. "Almost there love, shit gonna-gonna fuck you stupid after this. Don't—Don't stop."
Your fist increases in speed, the action breaking your moaning with the shameless squelching of fluids, hips that swivel in motion, running, no, chasing, for release.
Ajax bucks into your hand one last time, buries his face in your neck with a salacious groan that's enough to send you over the edge with a shuddering moan. Bodies convulsing into each other, riding out highs, crying and groaning, sweet whisperings of love, the pleasure is all too much.
And right when you think it's over, he rolls you over and is ready to take you in all the ways he's dreamed of.
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i-need-air · 4 years ago
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Your blog makes my heart explode, it turned in the place i go to whenever I want to feel butterflies and uwu!!! I was wondering, how would a relationship with Bakugo be with a foreigner, like would he embrace their culture or would he see a future with that someone? I saw this study that japanese men find foreign women attractive but just for fooling around and not marriage stuff and my mind went there idk maybe it sounds weird. Fell free to ignore this if it's weird heh
Appreciate your words! You're absolutely adorable and now I'm the one feeling butterflies! 💖💗💖💗💖💗🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋
And wow, that's interesting to say at least and I googled it myself to see; I'm not gonna lie, it's not surprising and it points out that the cultural difference could be a problem in long term relationships that's why they're more reclutant about marriage. Japan is very traditional so that's why I said I'm not surprised and honestly it's an issue in multicultural couples everywhere. Been there, felt that...
That being said, let's talk about Bakugou:
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× i 100% stand by this: Bakugou dates to marry.
× could definitely leave the ask like this and feel good about myself bc i trust those words.
× one thing about this man is that if he likes you, he likes you
× it's a matter of attitude, not origin, not heritage, not quirk related, not looks, but your personality
× even before dating he will research about your home country and traditions as the curious man he is [ thinks it's not a big deal, he just wants to know where your dumbass came from, like whateverrr who caressss ok but what did you say your birth city was called? how do you spell— 💀]
× and if you are still learning about japanese ones, he will teach you about it in his own way because of two points.
he genuinely wants you to like Japan; it's is homecountry, his origins, he grew up with those traditions and would like to enjoy them with you
it's an excuse to spend time with you; he might act a little indifferent about it [ as he avoids being aggressive with you ] but he likes your company and the small smiles he sends you give him away
× if you're still trying to learn japanese, don't worry, he's a nerd so he knows English but will point out mistakes in grammar or pronunciation; don't mind it, again, he won't mock you, he actually respects you for actively trying to learn another language and mastering it
× even if he did read about your country, he won't ask about it much before dating and it will take him some time to ask afterwards too; absolutely does not mind if you do start talking about your country on your own though since he's learning new things about it and about you, which he then adds to his mental PowerPoint about you
× why doesn't he ask, you say? at first he's interested in your personality and once he's sure he's into you, he'll then slowly think about having a future together, and this guy, this guy is a thinker so he goes through all scenarios; another thing is this dumb pomeranian wants to keep his indifferent act;;
× he does think about cultural differences but doesn't see them as a problem. if you managed to catch his attention and got him to think about a future with you? he's gonna embrace your culture altogether; you already won him, congrats
× food will connect you two and i feel he'll use cooking time to bond together
× he will teach you how to cook japanese food so maybe teach him recipes from your culture? if you don't know, pull some recipes from google and make a disaster together, he doesn't mind much; istg he's gonna cook better than a local grandma after a couple of tries 💀[ specially if you're homesick and enjoyed his other tries, Chef Bakugou will basically do it for u bby ]
× traditions are a big thing too, so whenever you celebrate something he will pay close attention and definitely butt in and ask; the difference from before is that he doesn't have to pry to find out, it comes naturally and that saves him some blushes and the conversation can be more natural while keeping that indifferent pomeranian act i told you about before [ as you bond closer he will get over this issue, don't worry ]
× "So what's it about?" says in a bored tone but his eyes give him away, curiosity getting to him
× just tell him but please, tell him about your past and memories related to those traditions
× language, you say? if your mother language is english he will perfect it bc of you and if it's not;;; ok look, he's a lil shit, ok? so guess who learns how to call you a dumbass in your own mf mother language? ye, that's right
× this is a whole fluff hc but he's extra at doing things, right? when he knows he loves you and tells you the first time, he will tell you in your language
× bc your face is priceless and that's his shit; legit cocky grin and snickers in your face
× tell him "I love you" back and watch him turn into a stuttering tomato
× it will become common between you to say it in your language, it's like a secret only you two share
× by secret i mean everyone knows he's a simp but now ✨international✨
× once Bakugou knows it's time to meet your family, he will actively learn it though, at first without your help; he still has this dumb idea that he has to be the best at everything without seeking help but once you find out and he sees how absolutely enamored you are by his actions, you'll become his tutor [ full time job and you get paid with food and sneaky forehead kisses ]
× he can't pronounce something? gets angry and tries until he does; he ain't a quitter 💅
× makes you repeat the words a lot though, he likes watching your lips move and the way you speak? y e s
× one thing that is make or break in the relationship is where you decide to live long term so pretty early in the relationship you'll know he's not moving away from Japan
× he has his goals and dreams and definitely wants you in them but moving away is something i feel he wouldn't do
× yet he's all up for vacations twice a year or so; remember he wants to be a hero so he won't have time to go more than, but he will want to explore your country with you by his side, also to meet your family and put to test those tutoring classes he got from you;
× once you're married and have kids [ yeah, he wants the whole package ] know for a fact those kids will take part in both cultures; loves your heritage and wants to pass it to the future generations; imagine multilingual mini-Bakugous, i—💖💗💖
× his parents! the Bakugou household is pretty modern and they wouldn't have a problem at all with you being a foreigner; they'd be very interested in learning about your culture too and honestly, they don't mind where you are from as long as you love their son [ they feel blessed someone can handle his dumb ass but ok ]
× fashion designers as they are, they gonna be interested in your traditional clothing; seriously, they'd love to know everything about the topic and even implement them in some of their designs if there's no issue from your side
× overall once Bakugou knows he wants to pursue you, he will go all in for you
× bc he a simp and genuinely appreciates everything about you 💕
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It’s All In The Execution (S2, E1)
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It happened. We got a second season. I’m living my best life...unfortunately Malcolm isn’t...
*** Content warning: brief mentions/allusions to depression, suicidal ideation, and Malcolm’s general poor mental health ****
SPOILERS AHEAD.
0:00 -  OH HELL YES. I can’t believe we actually got a second season! <3 My heart is so full. 
0:18 – “This ledge is taken.” …..ok so I have lots of feelings about this scene. 1) Malcolm’s lines are iconic in this scene and I love it. 2) WHY THE ACTUAL HELL WOULD JT, DANI, AND EDRISA AGREE TO LET A (LET’S BE HONEST) MAN IN A VERY BAD MENTAL STATE WITH A HISTORY OF DEPRESSION STAND ON A LEDGE FOR A CASE?!? Like seriously, Gil wouldn’t have gone with this shit. 3) As soon as I saw Malcolm on the ledge I believed he was seriously considering jumping. He showed passive suicidality most of last season and after Endicott – well I don’t blame him for being a little depressed. 
0:26 – Damn. Malcolm is really manic in this scene. It’s reminiscent of the pilot episode in the sense that Malcolm really has no filter. 
0:40 – Ok so Tom Payne deserves a freaking Emmy. This performance is gorgeous. Look at his facial expression when he says “It got real dark for me though. Family issues.” The look on his face completely convinces me that Malcolm is riding the struggle bus more than usual right now…..also am I the only one who thinks this ‘penthouse slasher’ is kind of unbelievable? He strikes me as too anxious and jumpy to be a serial killer. 
1:18 – Is Malcolm even trying to hide the fact that he knows what happened to Endicott?!? I mean “I tried to fight it” can’t JT and Dani hear his usual ‘projecting his personal issues on the suspect shtick?’ 
1:30 – Did he really just scream “I am the Surgeon’s son” from a ledge?!? Dude – someone please give this boy a hug and get him to Gabrielle – like last month.
1:40 – Soooo… now Chester isn’t scared of the ledge? He looked like he was going to wet himself from fear a literal minute ago. 
1:49 – OH OF COURSE CHESTER SLIT THEIR THROATS. JUST LIKE AINSLEY SLIT ENDICOTT’S. Chris Fedak really loves to inject Malcolm’s personal issues into the ‘serial killer of the week’.
2:23 – I’m sorry – the team let Malcolm on the ledge without tethering him first?!? No. No. No. I refuse to believe it. Dani, JT, and Edrisa care too much about Malcolm to let him do that.  
2:28 – Why is Edrisa even on this stakeout?!? Did she fill in as the 4th team member while Gil was in the hospital?!? I love Edrisa – she’s hilarious but the fact that she’s in the field like this is absolute nonsense. Hahaha 
2:32 – hahaha OMG. JT is like the big brother forced to hang out with his younger sibling and their weird friends. He’s think’s they’re all crazy but he’d also die for them.  
2:42 – Yikes. Malcolm is questioning his moral code. This boy is headed for a real nasty downward mental spiral if someone doesn’t intervene quickly.  
2:46 – Am I really supposed to believe that a rope tied to a radiator can hold the weight of two grown men dangling off a building?!? I mean – I’ll suspend my disbelief because I know it’s fictional entertainment but I found it really distracting.  
2:48 – JT. Would. Not. Let. Go. Of. That. Rope. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT. If for no other reason than because he loves GIL too much to let Gil’s surrogate son fall to his death. I understand why this happened – tension and excitement for television in the first scene of a new season but honestly – this whole first scene is wildly unrealistic given what we know about JT, Dani, Edrisa and their respective roles on the team.
2:50 – Can we talk about JT’s facial hair for a sec? I like him with it (and without it). Part of me thinks he grew it because he’s trying to channel Gil while he’s temporarily in charge of the team.  
3:08 – Honestly, the second Malcolm picked up his phone all I could think was “You moron. What if you drop that thing off the side of the building!?!?!”…then I remembered that he’s rich.
3:20 – “Please say it’s cancer.” Hahahahahaha OMG. I have a love/hate relationship for Malcolm with no filter. That’s freaking comedic gold. 
3:57 – “I’m hanging in there.” Tom Payne is freaking incredible. Look at his facial expression here. Malcolm’s emotional pain is etched on that face. Ugh. I’m love. 
4:02 – soooo no updated title screen. Interesting. 
4:08 – Istg the writers only put Ainsley in this scene so she would be in the episode. I mean honestly – what kind of precinct lets reporters with a camera crew INSIDE?!?! 
 4:15 – hahaha I love JT in this scene. I love how he initially looks at Ainsley with a mixture of confusion, resignation, and fear. This is a man who does not like the camera.  
4:16 – Side note: is it just me or is Ainsley acting very manic in this scene? Something about her energy reminds me of Malcolm circa 1x05 when he’s not sleeping and trying to convince everyone that he’s fine.
4:38 – hahahaha OMG. That wink.  
4:48 – Even Malcolm looks surprised that Ainsley and a camera dude were let into the precinct.  
5:00 – Ahhh the hand tremor. <3 Love that they’re still using that. 
5:05 – also Malcolm is heartbreaking in this scene. Someone give him a hug. Look at how hard he’s trying to hide his pain, fear, and trauma. UGH.  
5:33 -  So we finally get to see it. The moments immediately after 1x20. Or do we? I have this crackpot theory (I posted it on my main blog, so you might’ve already seen it – “AllTimeBouvier”) that these flashbacks are only a fraction of the truth. I think Sophie walked followed Malcolm from the vet’s office to the hospital, then home. I think she hid when she heard Endicott’s voice due to fear but came out after Ainsley started screaming and stabbing.  Besides – anyone else notice how the portion of these flashbacks where Malcolm is saying “Ainsley, focus on me. You didn’t do this. I did.” Only his right hand is ever in the frame. So it’s impossible to tell if he’s holding his cell (on the phone with Martin) with his left hand or if he just hung up and put the phone back in his pocket? I think that Martin either phoned Malcolm back or Martin heard Sophie’s voice and demanded to talk to her. I think Sophie disposed of the body while Malcolm took care of Ainsley like a good big brother. I think Sophie went into hiding and Martin is gaslighting Malcolm into believing that he disposed of Endicott’s body.  
5:37 – Anyone else want to know what happened to the murder weapon? And Ainsley’s bloody clothes? Just me? 
6:00 – hahahahaha Jessica is so extra. I love it. 
6:29 – Wait. What? Why was Ainsley quarantined with Jessica? Ainsley has her own apartment. If Jessica forced Ainsley to come and live with her during quarantine – why didn’t she also force Malcolm? This doesn’t track for me. 
6:40 – I love that Jessica brought Malcolm food (you can see the grocery bag behind Malcolm in one of the shots) and went so far as to actually lay out the breakfast ingredients for him. <3 I mean. It’s extra but it’s also sweet.  
6:45 – Why is Jessica looking at Malcolm’s pill bottles? Is it just to avoid eye contact with Malcolm while she talks about Gil? Is she noticing that his dosage has changed (she’s extra so I’m assuming she knows exactly what meds he takes and how much of each). Is that part of the reason why she’s suspicious of Malcolm? His dosage has gone up and he’s clearly trying to hide his pain?
 6:52 – I love how Malcolm interacts with Jessica in this scene. It’s so cute. They’re adorable. AND seeing Malcolm in casual clothing is always nice.  
7:44 – “Oh about that.” Damn. Malcolm really can’t catch a break. Poor baby. : ( 
7:50 – hahaha Martin looks like a mountain man here. Completely deranged and un-groomed.  
7:51 – Glad Mr.David isn’t dead or evil. I had fears.  
8:35 – The tension between Dani and Malcolm seems to have lessened since 1x20. The trust seems to have been partially rebuilt. Partially. Dani is still suspicious.  
8:38 – Well at least Malcolm’s still going to therapy.  
8:41 – GREEN SUIT. HELL YES.
9:06 – “The ‘Drise knows.” OMG hahahaha I love this show. Look at how Malcolm looks at her hahaha. 
9:17 – “I can fire these people right?” OMG. 10/10. JT REALLY SHINES IN THIS EPISODE. AND FRANK HARTS IS KILLING IT and the writers gave him so much well deserved screen time and great lines.  
9:53 – Malcolm and Edrisa getting excited about murder is honestly so freaking cute.  
10:34 – OMG. The way Malcolm perks up at the mention of rumours is hilarious. A learned behaviour from Jessica during his childhood? 
10:45 – I’ll say it again. Chris Fedak was wasting Frank Harts in season 1. This dude is shining in this episode. I hope they keep giving him more lines and screen time than they did last season. 
12:00 – I love seeing Malcolm this excited/happy but it’s pretty concerning that his passion is murder weapons.  
12:04 – This scene is really interesting to me for four reasons 1) Where the eff did Dani go? I guess she’s probably on her way to see Gil? 2) Even though Malcolm is getting excited about murder he’s way less manic than he was earlier this episode. 3) I love watching JT deal with Edrisa and Malcolm’s nerdy excitement. I could watch it all day. So fun. 4) I love watching JT and Malcolm in scenes together. Period. I can honestly say that watching their friendship evolve is one of the highlights of this show for me.  
12:30 – Heartbreaking. Malcolm had a few minutes where he forgot about Ainsley, Endicott, Martin, and the various traumas currently haunting him. Then he not only remembered but he saw Martin in himself. The crazy person collecting murder weapons. You can tell he feels embarrassed, ashamed, and sad. I genuinely believe that’s why JT says, “soooo weird.” with a look of sympathy and concern. JT doesn’t suspect that Malcolm has anything to do with Endicott’s murder at this point in time. Mark my words. 
12:55 – Edrisa gets Bright. I will never ship them together but I really hope they get more scenes together this season. Their friendship is beautiful. 
13:00 – Malcolm, baby, no. You don’t have to do this. Ugh. Poor baby. This is just going to make the night terrors worse. 
13:10 – They trimmed Martin’s beard but not his hair between the first scene in this episode and now. I think they just combed his hair? Why?!? Was this a Michael Sheen request? I must know!!! 
13:40 – hahaha OMG. Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how incredible Michael Sheen is?!? This man can go from downright terrifying to hilarious in a split second. Incredible actor.  
13:55 – Sooooo Mr. David doesn’t know about Endicott? Because he’s definitely heard Malcolm and Martin discuss some pretty sketchy stuff over the years. I’m pretty sure he heard about the Sophie stuff last season didn’t he? Why is Martin finally trying to hide something from Mr. David?  
14:03 – Look at Malcolm’s face. Ugh. He looks nauseous and scared. Someone hug him. Or better yet – get him away from Martin.  
14:18 – Sooooo is Jerry going to be a problem later? Martin ‘cures him’ later in this episode so will he be able to tell someone he heard Martin and Malcolm talking about Endicott’s murder? Would anyone believe him?  
14:40 – GO. TO. HELL. MARTIN. You’re not feeling it?!? Haven’t you caused enough emotional damage to your son. Stop. Trying. To. Manipulate. Malcolm.  
14:50 – Question 1000 about how Endicott’s body was disposed of: Where the hell did Malcolm get that yellow jumpsuit on such short notice? And….those gloves – anyone else notice that they’re practically the same as the gloves he puts on in Izzy’s sex dungeon in a few minutes? ALSO – THEY FOUND ENDICOTT’S BODY IN ESTONIA?!? LIKE ALL OF IT OR JUST PARTS OF IT? WOULDN’T IT BE SMARTER TO SCATTER HIS BODY IN MULTIPLE COUNTRIES IF IT’S ALREADY IN PIECES?!? Unless maybe Endicott’s body isn’t in pieces because we all know that Malcolm’s memory of traumatic events is fuzzy at best. 
15:07 – “Don’t. Say. That. Never, say that.” - I’m really proud of Malcolm here. He’s clearly in serious emotional distress throughout this whole conversation. He’s grappling with what he believes he did, what that means about him, his moral code, and his relationship with Martin. But yet – he found the strength to basically tell Martin to eff off.  
15:20 – AMAZING. Right after Martin says “Estonia?” there are a few seconds where it genuinely looks like Malcolm is going to cry. It’s moving as hell, heartbreaking, and some downright kickass acting. 
15:56 – Well, that’s not going to help Malcolm’s night terrors. But we definitely have confirmation that Jerry wasn’t as engrossed in the cartoons as Martin suggested.  
16:20 – I love this scene. Gil is the whole team’s surrogate father – not just Malcolm’s. Sometimes I forget that. Also – the fact that Chris Fedak waited 16 minutes to show us Gil Arroyo alive and well is a crime.  
16:28 – “He wouldn’t dare.” “I know.” How cute is this? Look at Dani’s smile. Ugh. I can’t decide if they know that JT doesn’t want Gil’s job because he loves working with Gil too much or he doesn’t like how much responsibility comes with Gil’s title. Probably a combination of both.  
16:35 – Sooo has Malcolm not been visiting Gil? I guess because of COVID he couldn’t but now he’s just not? I mean – Gil would be able to tell how Malcolm’s doing just by looking at him.  
17:05 – I’m sorry ‘multiple surgeries’?!? I want elaboration on this.  
17:09 – So I googled “British musician Izzy” and the top hit was the guitar player for Guns’n’Roses (who looks kinda like this guy). I have no idea what that means but I found it interesting. 
17:30 – Holy shit. Izzy is a nutcase. I love him. hahaha 
17:55 – Soooo Malcolm keeps a spray bottle of some sort of magic “show me the blood” water? Nah – the writers wrote it into the show for this scene’s convenience.  
18:05 – I love this. Malcolm’s nonchalant approach to his mother and Gil’s budding relationship. He’s like a little kid who doesn’t want to get his hopes up. He’s using the mentality of “If I don’t acknowledge it, it’s not happening. Therefore, if it goes wrong – I won’t get hurt by it.” It’s really sad and I wish he didn’t run away from something that will potentially be good but I also get it. 
18:06 – I also respect Malcolm a lot in this scene and am irritated by Dani. Look – they both adore Gil. They’re both protective of Gil (and in Malcolm’s case Jessica). Here’s where they’re different: Malcolm recognizes and respects that Gil and Jessica are adults who can make their own decisions. Dani doesn’t. Dani is acting like a preteen trying to break up Dad and the new step-mom she isn’t sure of. Dani and Malcolm both have their hearts in the right place but I disagree with Dani’s response to the relationship. I also understand where she’s coming from given what we know about Dani’s bio Dad.  
18:39 – It’s not supposed to be funny but holy hell. Malcolm putting his head on the floor to listen is hilarious.  
19:00 – I’m getting major John Watkins flashbacks. Malcolm breaks down a lot of walls where serial killers once hung out. Is that supposed to be some sort of subtle comment on Malcolm’s character? 
20:33 – Damn. Malcolm’s hair is long this season.  
20:55 – aannnnnd here are the murder gloves from the Endicott flashbacks. 
21:30 – Something about Malcolm dancing to this music in this supremely manic state is really upsetting to me. It just makes me uncomfortable.  
22:13 – I’m so worried about Malcolm right now. Holy hell. Get him to Gabrielle. NOW. 
23:00 – A skil saw. Pretty much a small version of what Malcolm thinks he dismembered Endicott with. Yikes. Fedak really loves making Malcolm project his issues on murder suspects.  
23:27 – Yep. Dani totally thinks Malcolm killed Endicott. She thinks he’s gone dark side and followed Martin’s footsteps. This is not going to be good for their friendship or the trust that they’re rebuilding.
23:50 – One of my favourite things about this show is that it can go from dark and creepy to family sitcom-esque drama in a second. It helps lighten the show’s tone a little. I mean honestly – most of the fans are here for the family drama as opposed to the ‘killer of the week’ storyline anyways. 
24:10 – I love this. Jessica admitting to Malcolm that she and Gil have been discussing him for almost 25 years. You can see that Malcolm is 1) a little freaked out and 2) a little touched. For a moment you can see how badly he wants Gil and his Mom to have a long-lasting romantic relationship.  
24:32 – OMG. Why did Jessica call Ainsley about Malcolm’s mental state before calling Malcolm? Is that standard Whitly family practice? I have questions. 
24:40 – Yep. Dani is Concerned and Scared.  
26:46 – Sooo we all agree that Martin was trying to electrocute Jerry to death right? I mean “You really shouldn’t have done that Jer-bear.”?!?!  And he’s literally a serial killer?! 
27:25 – Mr. David is having none of Martin’s bullshit – so how did Martin get away with it? What does Martin have on Mr. David? 
27:50 – “A miracle.” Omg. Hahahaha. I love this show. So. Much. 
28:09 – “clearing her brother’s name. Not murder.” Seriously, the parallels between this case and Malcolm’s personal issues are more obvious than usual this episode. Almost to the point where I’m annoyed that the other characters aren’t really catching on.  
28:35 – “What happened, his brain break?” I love the way JT can simultaneously tease and be concerned about Malcolm. Ugh. It’s beautiful (and hysterical). 
29:07 – Not again. Please stop putting JT in front of the camera. I’m getting second-hand embarrassment and anxiety on his behalf. It hurts to watch (funny too, but mostly painful). 
29:19 – Look at Gil. Hahaha he’s so amused by JT’s awkwardness in front of the camera – but you can also see how proud he is. <3 I love papa!Gil.  
29:33 – “Police work is patience.” Cute 1x05 callback. And can we all just take a minute to appreciate how much Gil loves Dani. Just look at his proud Dad face!! <3 Warms my cold, dead heart. 
30:00 – Oh yeah, Dani is suspicious.  
30:04 – I love how Gil seems to be the only person who truly understands Malcolm and all his quirks. <3 I love how much Gil loves Malcolm. <3 I just…ugh. <3 <3 <3 • 30:11 – “I’m a good big brother.” That line cut through my heart. He shouldn’t have been put in this position – choosing between his moral code and his brotherly instincts. It’s not fair and the stress of it is literally killing him.  
30:17 – “Messed them up.” Them!?!? I’m sorry Dani, when did you and Gil start talking about Malcolm AND Ainsley?!? Last I checked this was a 100% Malcolm conversation. …she’s not wrong though. 
30:33 – “There’s nothing we haven’t talked about.” I love what that suggests. To me – that means they when Dani has a bad break up, they talk about stupid stuff like what they’re cooking for dinner and songs that make them happy. I love that it suggests that Dani and Gil have talked about Jackie. Malcolm might be Gil’s fake-son but Dani is sooo Gil’s fake-daughter. <3 I can just see him getting all overprotective when she gets a new boyfriend even though he knows damn well that Dani is more than capable of taking care of herself – he can’t help it, Dani is his little girl. <3 <3 <3 
31:00 – Ugh….ok. So this scene. I’ve seen a lot of mixed reactions about it. I have a bit of a mixed reaction myself tbh. On one hand, I love that they have the type of relationship where they can openly discuss this. On the other hand – it feels forced and it really rubs me the wrong way. Dani is just way out of line here. She’s totally attacking Jessica and Gil is kind of letting her? I mean I think it upsets me so much because Gil isn’t even really defending Jessica.  Also, that line about Jackie thinking the Whitly’s are cursed?!? Wtf is that?!? No. No. We know that Jackie loved Malcolm like a son. Jessica has said that Jackie was kind. What is this cursed nonsense?!?!? I refuse to believe it. And the fact that Jessica heard it all breaks my heart. Like – it physically hurts me to watch this scene for all of the above reasons. But I also kind of understand why we got the scene – to further explore the Gil+Dani dynamic and to add some angst to the Jessica/Gil romance.  
33:00 – Oh hell yes. I love this danger. 
34:10 – Amazing how calm Malcolm is while the killer is literally going through his murder weapon collection. Like he hasn’t been this calm all episode? 
35:10 – Ahhhh here’s manic!Malcolm. 
35:25 – “Is it my hair?” Okay so totally hilarious, but Dani is listening to this. Can she tell that Malcolm is clearly (and weakly) deflecting the comment about him being a killer like Martin? 
35:40 – Malcolm is scared. :( Someone please hug him. This is the most honest he’s been all episode. My heart is broken.  
36:20 – Soooo did Malcolm just abstractly tell Dani that he’s a justice killer? Nahhhh I’m totally typing out of my ass.  
37:00 – He was on the Harvard fencing team?!? Why is that adorable? 
37:34 – Malcolm just cut a dude 3x. No remorse. No more fear. He’s calm. I’m terrified. Does he like hurting the killer?  
37:50 – I think Dani suspects that Malcolm killed Endicott. Yep. Definitely. 
38:00 – Gorgeous. Absolutely gorgeous. This scene with JT and the cops is heart-wrenching. The fact that Dani and Malcolm come to his rescue is beautiful. The fact that JT is clearly terrified but not angry is perfect. I hate that this scene had to be made but I love how it was executed.  
38:31 – Look at Malcolm’s confused, white, rich face here. He genuinely can’t believe that cops just racial profiled one of the only good people who ever accepted a serial’s killer’s son as a friend.  
38:40 – I’m crying. JT’s fear (and Frank Harts’ acting) is so believable and completely haunting. I hear the subtext in this scene, “What if those cops killed JT? What would happen to his pregnant wife and unborn child?”, “How is JT going to financially support his family if he loses his job unfairly?”, “How messed up is it that a literal military veteran is terrified of fellow police officers?”. 
38:44 – “You didn’t do anything wrong.” This line gives me hope. Malcolm isn’t too far gone. Malcolm still knows right from wrong and he still has a heart of gold. 
38:55 – Ok. I LOVE that Gil magically shows up in this scene. BUT HOW DID HE KNOW TO COME TO THE PRECINCT?!?! LIKE WTF? Because Malcolm and JT look surprised to see Gil. Dani just looks relieved – did she call Gil?  
39:10 – Gil is an absolute A+ human being. I love him. I will die for him.
39:33 – OMG. JT’s big watery puppy dog eyes have ripped my heart to shreds. <3 :( 
39:45 – When I first saw this I thought Malcolm was hurt by Gil’s “and whatever Bright is”. But upon re-watching it – Malcolm looks surprised and so so touched. I’ll be honest – I don’t think Malcolm’s mental state would be so bad right now if he had had regular contact with Gil throughout COVID. Gil is Malcolm’s rock. His literal example of what a good man looks like – without him during a traumatic time Martin creeps back into Malcolm’s psyche.  
40:15 – Sooo Martin is still definitely lying to Malcolm.  
40:20 – Stupid little thing – there never used to be a toilet on Jerry’s side of the room. And what happened to all of Martin’s books and stuff? Did Claremont put it in storage? I mean he’s a serial killer? Jessica certainly didn’t store it for him. 
40:37 – Amazing. As soon as Malcolm physically sees Gil he comes to Martin with a renewed faith in his moral code. (“I stop killers. I don’t help them.”) 
41:30 – “Please don’t torture yourself for that.” Martin is right BUT that’s also why I hate him. Martin is manipulating Malcolm right now. He’s trying to convince Malcolm that he genuinely cares and loves his children. Thus destabilizing further Malcolm’s mental state.  
41:36 – Also – both Tom Payne and Michael Sheen are acting their asses off here. *chef’s kiss* 10/10. I love to see it.  
41:45 – Aaaannnnd there’s Martin the asshole. Completely screwing with Malcolm’s mind. Again. What a dick. I hate him. I hate him. I hate him.  
42:00 – Look at how scared Malcolm is. I genuinely think Malcolm (whether or not he actually dismembered Endicott, I suspect he didn’t) feels good when he remembers doing it. This is BAD for Malcolm’s mental health. Yikes. : ( Poor baby.  
Ok. So that’s the first episode of season 2. I really liked it. It wasn’t perfect but I’m excited for what this season might bring. Be back next week.  
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complete and utter chaos [ducktales group chat fic] - Chapter 4
Ao3 I Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3
let kids be kids
6:55 am
ICanDeweyIt: WHAT IS UP GAYS AND GALS
TheWebbedWonder: hi :3
Junior-Woodchuck74: you couldn’t have waited five minutes
ICanDeweyIt: it’s the kids gc uncle donald won’t know
Junior-Woodchuck74: knowing him he’ll find a way
ICanDeweyIt: true
ICanDeweyIt: anyway what’s up
Junior-Woodchuck74: over half of us live in the same house as you and we’re all sleeping
TheWebbedWonder: im not
Junior-Woodchuck74: you should be
Junior-Woodchuck74: you stayed up until 3 on facetime with Lena
lenaonme: yes and
Junior-Woodchuck74: when you and Violet come over we’re going to have a talk about healthy sleep habits
lenaonme: you’ll never catch me, nerd!!
ICanDeweyIt: SHUSH huey im bored
Junior-Woodchuck74: I know
adefinitelyrealboy: do you like cat videos, Dewey?
green-sharpie: oh no
adefinitelyrealboy: Webby and I have been sending some back and forth to each other!!
TheWebbedWonder: Finally a fellow cat video enthusiast :3
green-sharpie: webby istg
ICanDeweyIt: oh YES
adefinitelyrealboy: yay!!
adefinitelyrealboy: I’ll send them right away <3
Family Group Chat!!!
7:01 am
mutant-krill!!!!: good morning everyone!!
ICanDeweyIt: good morning!!
Lucky-Gander: good morning!
Lucky-Gander: What’s the haps today
lenaonme: please never say that again
TheWebbedWonder: I WANNA GO CAMPING
TheWebbedWonder: WHO’S WITH ME
Junior-Woodchuck74: Webby, we just started planning a sleepover
Junior-Woodchuck74: and you’re allegedly planning an adventure?
TheWebbedWonder: I am :3
Violet-Sabrewing: please stop using that emoticon
TheWebbedWonder: :3 :3 :3
adefinitelyrealboy: oh!! That’s so cute!!
TheWebbedWonder: I know :3
UnoCaballero: maybe focus on one thing at a time, webs
TheWebbedWonder: ugh fine
Adventure-Pilot: do you need any help planning your adventure?
TheWebbedWonder: Ooh are you offering?
Adventure-Pilot: sure!
TheWebbedWonder: !!! I’d love that!!
Adventure-Pilot: 💖💖💖
Tea Time: Stop stealing my children.
TheWebbedWonder: aww Granny!!
TheWebbedWonder: It’s okay you can both be my parental figures 💖
TheWebbedWonder: I have lots of them!!
ICanDeweyIt: Webby’s winning in terms of parental figures tbh
Junior-Woodchuck74: true 😔😔
TheWebbedWonder: >:3
green-sharpie: stOP
TheWebbedWonder: no >:3
dr. mad scientist: thanks i hate it
Tea Time: Which one of you children taught him that
Blathering-Blatherskite: I feel déja vu
Lil’ Bulb: I did :3
green-sharpie: NOOOO THEY’RE MULTIPLYING
TheWebbedWonder: YES
TheWebbedWonder: EMBRACE IT
ICanDeweyIt: never
ICanDeweyIt: YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME
TheWebbedWonder: I CAN AND I WILL
green-sharpie: lol run
Junior-Woodchuck74: Dewey just got up and sprinted away
lenaonme: webby ended our call :(
ICanDeweyIt: you guys called AGAIN
lenaonme: yes and
UnoCaballero: is someone else joining our chat today?
DosCaballero: wym?
Junior-Woodchuck74: Well, Webby seems to add one person every single day
Blathering-Blatherskite: except for yesterday, when she added both of you!
DosCaballero: hah! we’re special!
DosCaballero: @TrêsCaballero get over here we’re being special
TrêsCaballero: Did someone say special?
TrêsCaballero: Because I am very special! ✨
Junior-Woodchuck74: btw Tío José most people use that emoji ironically now
TrêsCaballero: Oh? Well I suppose they just couldn’t handle the sheer power of me! ✨
lenaonme: heck yeah reinvent the world break those stereotypes
lenaonme: @UnoCaballero stop editing my texts
TrêsCaballero: I will!
TrêsCaballero: the sparkles emoji was invented specifically for me
DosCaballero: oh absolutely
UnoCaballero: stop swearing then
lenaonme: ur not my dad
UnoCaballero: but I am your uncle
lenaonme: skdfghgfds
lenaonme: ok 
Junior-Woodchuck74: @Blathering-Blatherskite answer my DM
Scrooge-McDuck: don’t distract my employees at work lad
Blathering-Blatherskite: sorry I was getting something for webby
Scrooge-McDuck: you are working
Blathering-Blatherskite: yes that
dr. mad scientist: hey DUMMY
dr. mad scientist: get over here and work on this chart
Blathering-Blatherskite: why are you texting the mega group chat we're literally in the same room
Scrooge-McDuck: see laddie? work. work that needs to be done
Scrooge-McDuck: I’m not paying them to waste time on their phones, you hear?
ihaveahead!!!: i’m not sure if this is meant for huey or for us
Lil’ Bulb: probably both
Scrooge-McDuck: it’s both
ihaveahead!!!: that checks out
TheWebbedWonder added M.A.M.A. 
Blathering-Blatherskite: M’MA!!
Junior-Woodchuck74: oh hello Ms. Cabrera!!
M.A.M.A.: hello!!
Scrooge-McDuck: oh no my employee productivity!!
adefinitelyrealboy: Hello! I’m Boyd, a definitely real boy!
M.A.M.A.: um, alright.
M.A.M.A.: nice to meet you, Boyd!
adefinitelyrealboy: my name is an acronym just like yours!
M.A.M.A.: Oh really? What does your name stand for?
adefinitelyrealboy: Be Only Yourself Dude!
M.A.M.A.: Well that’s certainly wholesome.
adefinitelyrealboy: thanks! I picked it out myself!
adefinitelyrealboy: what does your name stand for?
M.A.M.A.: María Antonia Magdalena Aldonsa. It’s my name!
TheCrashiestCrash: neat!!
Scrooge-McDuck: welcome Ms. Cabrera, now my employees need to get back to work
UnoCaballero: ok lol
Scrooge-McDuck: what does that mean?
Scrooge-McDuck: Donald, what does that mean???
UnoCaballero: have fun~
Scrooge-McDuck: DONALD FAULTEROY DUCK
dr. mad scientist: HAHAHAHAHAHA your middle name is faulteroy???
Adventure-Pilot: dude your name is literally gyro you don’t have much of a leg here to stand on
dr. mad scientist: neither do you, DUMBELLA.
moonlander-general: HAHAHAHAHA is that really your full name??
Adventure-Pilot: shut up shut up
dr. mad scientist: that’s what you get
Blathering-Blatherskite: Gyro got banned from Starducks because he cursed out employees who thought his name was an allusion to the sandwich
dr. mad scientist: it’s not MY fault they can’t see the brilliance in a perfectly good name!!
dr. mad scientist: i picked it out myself!!
green-sharpie: oh, so it’s perfect in every way
dr. mad scientist: yes!!!
dr. mad scientist: wait was that sarcasm
dr. mad scientist: if that was sarcasm you will rue the day!!!
Scrooge-McDuck: Gyro, what did we say about threatening children?
dr. mad scientist: not to.
Scrooge-McDuck: good!!
Scrooge-McDuck: now get back to work
DosCaballero: you really have a one-track mind huh
Scrooge-McDuck: HEY
Lucky-Gander: he does care a lot about money
wreathedingold: ugh it’s the opposite
wreathedingold: he doesn’t care enough about money
Scrooge-McDuck: come now Goldie
Scrooge-McDuck: i put my family above my money and i’m not shy about it
Tea Time: as you should.
Scrooge-McDuck: thank you, Bentina.
Teach Penny and Mom Pokémon Group Chat!!!!
11:22 am
ICanDeweyIt: ok what’s your favorite pokemon
ICanDeweyIt: this is for science
Junior-Woodchuck74: did you finally escape from webby
ICanDeweyIt: shhh i’m hiding
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: not for long
ICanDeweyIt: nO
ICanDeweyIt: anyway
ICanDeweyIt: i’ll go first
wildlymisunderstood: i don’t like pokemon
TotallyNotGizmoduck: LIES
ICanDeweyIt: NO
ICanDeweyIt: i can’t believe you’d do this to me gyro
wildlymisunderstood: dr. gearloose
ICanDeweyIt: treason
ICanDeweyIt: treason of the highest caliber
ICanDeweyIt: this calls for… public execution!!!
wildlymisunderstood: lol no
aw-phooey: dewey…
ICanDeweyIt: anyway i like keldeo and jigglypuff
lenaonme: >:o neither of them are even blue
ICanDeweyIt: part of them are!!!
lenaonme: who are you and what have you done with dewey
ICanDeweyIt: shut UP
green-sharpie: anyway i like snorlax
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: leaked louie fact: he would snuggle with a snorlax
aw-phooey: confirmed
green-sharpie: whaaaaat they look vv cozy
green-sharpie: tell me you wouldn’t
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: okay fair
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: i’m writing down “snorlax plushie” as a gift idea!!
green-sharpie: OOOOOH 👀
green-sharpie: WEBS YOU’RE THE BEST
green-sharpie: the rest of you need to step up
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: 🥰🥰
green-sharpie: hey you know what i also like
green-sharpie: meowth
green-sharpie: meowth plushie go
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: i’ll put it on the list!
aw-phooey: louie
universesgreatestadventurer: louie
Junior-Woodchuck74: louie c’mon
green-sharpie: ugh fine
ICanDeweyIt: webby go
green-sharpie: you’re just trying to distract her aren’t you
ICanDeweyIt: yes and
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: fairy types!
wildlymisunderstood: of course
aw-phooey: i like Gyarados!
Lucky-Gander: as you should
moonlander-general: that sounds like Gyro’s name
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: ooh yeah it does!
wildlymisunderstood: I suppose Gyarados is deserving of my name
universesgreatestadventurer: oh my god-
wildlymisunderstood: della shut up
universesgreatestadventurer: hey
aw-phooey: hey
wildlymisunderstood: any pokemon would be better anyway though
aw-phooey: no they’re not
wildlymisunderstood: incorrect
TotallyNotGizmoduck: hey don’t fight!
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: uhh
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl changed green-sharpie’s name to Snorlax’s Cuddle Buddy
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: tell me i’m wrong
wildlymisunderstood: you’re wrong
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: shut up you don’t actually think that you just wanted the chance to tell me off
wildlymisunderstood: truth
Snorlax’s Cuddle Buddy: okay valid 
Snorlax’s Cuddle Buddy: but how does that solve anything
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: idk
ICanDeweyIt: mom wbu?
worldsgreatestadventurer: my team consists of a growlithe, a lucario, a garchomp, a zorua, and a sneezel!
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: oooh very concise i like it
worldsgreatestadventurer: thank you, dear!!
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: 🥰🥰 skdfdksl;df
ICanDeweyIt: cool cool cool
ICanDeweyIt: writing that down thank you
worldsgreatestadventurer: should i be worried?
aw-phooey: nah
PM between TotallyNotGizmoduck and lenaonme
2:44 pm
lenaonme: yo
TotallyNotGizmoduck: hi, Lena.
lenaonme: so
lenaonme: huey yelled at me
TotallyNotGizmoduck: haha sorry
lenaonme: geez don’t apologize when i’m trying to apologize lmao
TotallyNotGizmoduck: oh! Uh.. i’m not sorry?
lenaonme: that works i guess
lenaonme: anyway it was supposed to be just light teasing i’m sorry for being mean
TotallyNotGizmoduck: it’s okay
lenaonme: you don’t have to say that
TotallyNotGizmoduck: it is though!
lenaonme: okay thanks
lenaonme: and please for the love of all things magic change your name
TotallyNotGizmoduck: one day
lenaonme: but really
lenaonme: i am sorry
TotallyNotGizmoduck: well… I hereby accept your apology!
lenaonme: kjsdfhgjfkdls
lenaonme: thanks
TotallyNotGizmoduck: anytime
2:53 pm
TotallyNotGizmoduck: oh and Lena?
lenaonme: yeah?
TotallyNotGizmoduck: I know we don’t really talk but I still care about you
lenaonme: huh
lenaonme: thanks
lenaonme: i really am sorry
TotallyNotGizmoduck: it’s okay
TotallyNotGizmoduck: I’m here if you need me
lenaonme: thanks
lenaonme: I might take you up on that one day
Family Group Chat!!!!
3:34 pm
UnoCaballero: is everyone okay?
UnoCaballero: sound off
green-sharpie: yep
Scrooge-McDuck: here
Blathering-Blatherskite: yeah, what’s going on?
Junior-Woodchuck74: Mom and Webby unleashed a portal to the boiling isles during their adventure research
Blathering-Blatherskite: oh shoot, do you need Gizmoduck’s help?
Blathering-Blatherskite: cause I can call him. Yeah. i have him on speed dial
Blathering-Blatherskite: cause so many of Gyro’s inventions go haywire!
Lil’ Bulb: oh my god
dr. mad scientist: not evil.
Blathering-Blatherskite: that’s not what I said.
dr. mad scientist: just wildly misunderstood.
Junior-Woodchuck74: Fenton… 
TheCrashiestCrash: I think we’re good! Thanks!
Blathering-Blatherskite: No problem!
TheWebbedWonder: yeah but it was fun! And I’m a lot closer to figuring out our adventure!
TheWebbedWonder: thanks!
Adventure-Pilot: anytime sweetie!
dr. mad scientist: your family is ridiculous
wreathedingold: seconded
Lucky-Gander: agreed
Adventure-Pilot: aw, you love us
lenaonme: you guys realize you’re all part of the family right
Violet-Sabrewing: the group chat is called “Family Group Chat”
TheWebbedWonder: don’t forget the exclamation points!!
Violet-Sabrewing: of course.
TheCrashiestCrash: Dewey and I are still wrangling the last of those demons, mr. d!!
Junior-Woodchuck74: then why are you texting?!
Junior-Woodchuck74: hang on, i’m coming over.
TheWebbedWonder: me too! woohoo, more demons to fight!!
lenaonme: oooh i’m coming over!!
Indy_Sabrewing: maybe not…
lenaonme: oh come on
lenaonme: we face way worse all the time!!
purpleisforthegays: oh that’s true…
Violet-Sabrewing: I’ve already packed by nunchucks.
purpleisforthegays: oh you girls are going to give me a heart attack one day.
Indy_Sabrewing: don’t worry honey, I’ve already doubled our vacation fund budget. I just had to take some away from the Junior Woodchucks donations.
Junior-Woodchuck74: aw man
lenaonme: 😔👊
Violet-Sabrewing: It do be like that.
green-sharpie: [screenshot-my-longest-yeah-boi-ever.png]
Indy_Sabrewing: Lena, you’re corrupting her.
lenaonme: as i should.
Tea Time: we all do need a vacation one of these days.
ICanDeweyIt: ooooooh
Junior-Woodchuck74: Dewey! More fighting, less texting!
ICanDeweyIt: I can multitask!
Junior-Woodchuck74: no you can’t!
Junior-Woodchuck74: studies have shown that multitasking is, on a nanosecond level, virtually impossible
ICanDeweyIt: well, impossible is just another kind of possible!
Junior-Woodchuck74: no it’s not.
ihaveahead!!!: why are you guys texting each other in the main group chat when you live in the same house?
ICanDeweyIt: because we can.
Junior-Woodchuck74: because he’s ignoring me and I can’t hear much over these demons
Lucky-Gander: checks out.
TheCrashiestCrash: we’re all good here!
Scrooge-McDuck: I think that’s the last of them.
mutant-krill!!!!: can you possibly save any specimens for me to study when I arrive in Duckburg?
green-sharpie: webby has ten.
Junior-Woodchuck74: i think Mom has a couple too.
Adventure-Pilot: sure do! and I’d be happy to share!
mutant-krill!!!!: great, thanks!
Blathering-Blatherskite: wait, are you coming to Duckburg?
dr. mad scientist: oh blathering blatherskite not again
Lil’ Bulb: be nice.
mutant-krill!!!!: based on the star and naval patterns I’ve been tracking, Mitzy, Gladstone, and I should be arriving in Duckburg in a couple days!
Junior-Woodchuck74: why didn’t you tell us in advance? We have to prepare!
mutant-krill!!!!: sorry little donald! But this is in advance!
Junior-Woodchuck74: okay fair
ghostbutler: @Tea Time
Tea Time: What
ghostbutler: the house is disgraceful
Tea Time: You bail every time a fight breaks out!
ghostbutler: one of the perks of the afterlife
Tea Time: ugh, you are insufferable.
Scrooge-McDuck: Duckworth was there! He and I fought together!
ICanDeweyIt: can confirm; i stuck my hand through him again!!!
ghostbutler: every time you do that i want to die and i’m already dead.
Tea Time: You saw me fighting twenty demons and bailed immediately.
ghostbutler: it’s a compliment! I figured you could take care of yourself!
ghostbutler: was I wrong?
Tea Time: no.
ghostbutler: perfect! And you still need to clean the house.
wreathedingold: I sense petty drama that somehow I did not cause.
wreathedingold: the world is unbalanced.
Scrooge-McDuck: oh don’t worry, you’ve caused plenty more than your share of petty drama
wreathedingold: oh Scroogey, you flatterer!
dr. mad scientist: i will never understand their romance.
M.A.M.A.: You and me both, and I’ve only been here for a couple of hours!
Blathering-Blatherskite: hey, you two finally agreed on something!
dr. mad scientist: you take that back!
Junior-Woodchuck74: just going to point out that we literally finished fighting five minutes ago and there’s already another fight
green-sharpie: what did you expect from this family?
Junior-Woodchuck74: okay fair
TheWebbedWonder: I’d like to think we’re pretty good 
TheWebbedWonder: especially compared to like the Beagle Boys and Mark Beaks and his mom
dr. mad scientist: HA that’s what he deserves
dr. mad scientist: mark beaks? how about no
ihaveahead!!!: we do not stan
dr. mad scientist: thank you
dr. mad scientist: me seeing mark beaks' name: wish i was jared, nineteen
green-sharpie: KHGFDFGHKLKHGFDSDFGH
Violet-Sabrewing: Don’t be mean
dr. mad scientist: i will not be lectured by a child!
M.A.M.A.: (or anyone)
dr. mad scientist: you say that like it’s an insult but it’s true
ihaveahead!!!: but you’re insulted, aren’t you?
dr. mad scientist: shut up.
TheWebbedWonder: hey Violet’s very knowledgeable!!
Violet-Sabrewing: thank you Webbigail!!
Junior-Woodchuck74: It’s interesting; both of those dysfunctional family dynamics are caused by power abuses and imbalances and lack of communication
Junior-Woodchuck74: both of them have gone far beyond that, but that’s the root of the problem
purpleisforthegays: interesting!
DosCaballero: forgive me, but who are these people again?
dr. mad scientist: god i wish that were me
moonlander-general: villainous fiends!!
DosCaballero: oh okay
DosCaballero: @TrêsCaballero time to fight! The Three Caballeros ride again!
TrêsCaballero: the Three Caballeros ride again!
UnoCaballero: The Three Caballeros ride again!
moonlander-general: Are you three going to say that every time you do something together?
Scrooge-McDuck: You get used to it lassie
Scrooge-McDuck: What you DON’T get used to is three freeloaders mooching off your house and food!!
UnoCaballero: haha bye Uncle Scrooge! Villanious villains to fight!!
Adventure-Pilot: Ooh, fights? Where?
UnoCaballero: not for u lol
Adventure-Pilot: HEY!!
M.A.M.A.: Should I be worried you’re all so eager to be violent or-
dr. mad scientist: you’ve punched me multiple times
M.A.M.A.: you deserved it
M.A.M.A.: And I’ll do it again
dr. mad scientist: noted
Scrooge-McDuck: please don’t incapitate my employee when he should be working
M.A.M.A.: So i’ll do it when he’s off the clock, got it!
dr. mad scientist: hey!!
Lil’ Bulb: he’s always working anyway
dr. mad scientist: true
Scrooge-McDuck: that’s right! You need to work less, lad. I don’t want the unions telling me to pay you overtime
dr. mad scientist: so I can get punched?
Violet-Sabrewing: only if you deserve it
dr. mad scientist: very encouraging, thank you /s
M.A.M.A.: you always deserve it
dr. mad scientist: there we go
TheCrashiestCrash: hey don’t worry Dr. G!! I think you’re a nice person!!
dr. mad scientist: that is factually incorrect but thank you
Blathering-Blatherskite: okay okay let’s all calm down
M.A.M.A.: just say the word, pollito, and I’ll punch his face in
Blathering-Blatherskite: that’s the opposite of what I was going for but thank you M’ma
TheWebbedWonder: YES VIOLENCE!!!
Blathering-Blatherskite: Webby no
TheWebbedWonder: I do think Fenton’s right though! Some problems are better solved with love and compassion
TheWebbedWonder: no matter how much I like punching things!!
Tea Time: that’s my granddaughter!
Scrooge-McDuck: atta girl!!
TheWebbedWonder: aww thank you 💖💖
adefinitelyrealboy: I agree! Talking and understanding can solve a lot of problems!!
Junior-Woodchuck74: statistically, a lot of problems are caused by simple miscommunication!
DosCaballero: especially in sitcoms and the like!
green-sharpie: it’s funny tho
purpleisforthegays: no, it’s just hard to watch
lenaonme: the secondhand embarrassment is real
Violet-Sabrewing: sometimes it’s done well, but that’s fairly rare. Of course that’s all an opinion.
TheCrashiestCrash: you gotta be careful to explain yourself before the problems get big!
Adventure-Pilot: that’s pretty insightful!!
PM between Junior-Woodchuck74 and TotallyNotGizmoduck
4:53 pm
Junior-Woodchuck74: Did you see the news?
TotallyNotGizmoduck: no I’m on the clock
TotallyNotGizmoduck: what happened? Is Gizmoduck needed?
Junior-Woodchuck74: I’m not sure
Junior-Woodchuck74: But there was another supposed PK sighting
TotallyNotGizmoduck: Interesting
TotallyNotGizmoduck: That’s the third time this week, and the seventh time this month
Junior-Woodchuck74: Some of them are definitely fake
Junior-Woodchuck74: But this one looks pretty real
Junior-Woodchuck74: If it’s faked they did a pretty good job
TotallyNotGizmoduck: my legal shift ends in forty minutes and Mr. McDuck will be displeased if I stay behind, but as long as I don’t mention overtime it should be fine
TotallyNotGizmoduck: Gyro does it all the time
Junior-Woodchuck74: Don’t take an example from Dr. Gearloose’s sleep schedule
TotallyNotGizmoduck: It is very unhealthy
TotallyNotGizmoduck: I’ve pulled my fair share of all-nighters working on projects, thought
Junior-Woodchuck74: That’s not the same though
Junior-Woodchuck74: I swear that man never sleeps
TotallyNotGizmoduck: He does
TotallyNotGizmoduck: at his desk
TotallyNotGizmoduck: for a couple minutes
TotallyNotGizmoduck: When Manny and I hide the coffee
Junior-Woodchuck74: of course
Junior-Woodchuck74: Well, thanks Fenton! Talk tomorrow?
TotallyNotGizmoduck: Of course
PM between Junior-Woodchuck74 and lenaonme
7:31 pm
lenaonme: so
lenaonme: i talked to fenton today
Junior-Woodchuck74: How did it go?
lenaonme: good, i think
Junior-Woodchuck74: That’s great!
lenaonme: he’s too nice for his own good
Junior-Woodchuck74: Well, you say the same thing about Webby, so I know that’s a compliment!
lenaonme: oh shut up
Junior-Woodchuck74: You know I’m right
Junior-Woodchuck74: anyway I think you guys will be friends!!
lenaonme: i think so too
Junior-Woodchuck74: Lena
Junior-Woodchuck74: You have no idea how happy that makes me
lenaonme: that’s what i’m going for
Junior-Woodchuck74: aww you softie
lenaonme: don’t tell anyone i have a reputation
Junior-Woodchuck74: I think you already ruined that one sorry Lena
Junior-Woodchuck74: we all see how you act around the Sabrewings and Webby
lenaonme: fair
PM between Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl and worldsgreatestadventurer
7:51 pm
worldsgreatestadventurer: did you get everything you needed?
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: yeah I got the amulet! 
worldsgreatestadventurer: perfect!
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: I almost have the entire adventure mapped out
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl we just need the key from the goblin realm!
worldsgreatestadventurer: you didn’t get that from the Demon Monarch?
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: they got thrown in goblin jail for a diplomatic miscommunication a few years back and lost it
worldsgreatestadventurer: well that’s fine! more adventure for us, then!
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: woo-oo!!
worldsgreatestadventurer: so, how do we get to the goblin realm?
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: I got the incantation we need to open a portal from the Demon Monarch!
worldsgreatestadventurer: perfect! Do you want to invite Lena and Violet over?
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: do you even need to ask?
worldsgreatestadventurer: I guess not!
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: Violet and Lena are my supernatural summoning buddies! The boys just don’t have the same penchant for it as we do :(
worldsgreatestadventurer: ngl i think Louie got traumatized by one of your summonings
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: yeah, we try to do it when he’s out of the house now
worldsgreatestadventurer: good to hear
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: other than that, I finished the map of the rock course based on the testimony we got from that weird flesh creature from the other dimension!
worldsgreatestadventurer: haha yeah… that was weird…
worldsgreatestadventurer: let’s not think about that!
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: fine by me!
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: Do you want to play Death Soccer Obstacle Course with Dewey and I?
worldsgreatestadventurer: do I!!
Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: meet you in the backyard!
worldsgreatestadventurer: I’ll be there!
Family Group Chat!!
8:34 pm
Junior-Woodchuck74: So.
Lucky-Gander: oh no
Blathering-Blatherskite: This can’t be good
DosCaballero: Donal’ used to do the same thing when he was mad!
UnoCaballero: I still do
UnoCaballero: and I am mad
TrêsCaballero: oh no
mutant-krill!!!!: what happened, little donald?
Junior-Woodchuck74: Dewey’s in the ER
M.A.M.A.: what? What happened? Do I need to arrest someone?!
Blathering-Blatherskite: Is there an evildoer on the loose?!
adefinitelyrealboy: oh no!! I hope he’s okay!!
TheCrashiestCrash: wait!! Dewey’s injured??
Tea Time: Launchpad you drove him there!!
TheCrashiestCrash: oh yeah!!
Lucky-Gander: ?
Tea Time: Dewey has a broken leg, but he’ll be fine
Junior-Woodchuck74: He was playing soccer on Webby’s obstacle course and jumped out of one of the third story windows
ihaveahead!!!: oh dear
ICanDeweyIt: it’s called death soccer obstacle course, dear hubert
dr. mad scientist: well I can see where the death part comes in
ghostbutler: In reality a broken leg is fairly tame compared to death
lenaonme: oh true
Violet-Sabrewing: you both would know
Indy_Sabrewing: Hey, be nice. Dewey just broke his leg.
TheWebbedWonder: there’s lots of death! Dewey’s just good enough to escape with only a broken leg!!
dr. mad scientist: jeez you are all crazy
lenaonme: so are you lol
ihaveahead!!!: you have no moral high ground here
Junior-Woodchuck74: Lena, what did we talk about?
lenaonme: bruh
lenaonme: sorry
ICanDeweyIt: nah ur good
dr. mad scientist: eh it’s true
dr. mad scientist:  i’m a scientist i don’t hide from the truth
ihaveahead!!!: …
Lil’ Bulb: are you sure about that
dr. mad scientist: shut UP
dr. mad scientist: you will be silent or i will make you
ihaveahead!!!: oooh i’m so scared
wreathedingold: ooh secrets!
green-sharpie: i am looking
dr. mad scientist: oh blathering blatherskite
ICanDeweyIt: hey this is about me remember?
Junior-Woodchuck74: dewey oh my god
green-sharpie: ok i won’t go with you to the hospital then
green-sharpie: i’ll sit on the couch and watch ottoman empire
ICanDeweyIt: you won’t you love me too much
ICanDeweyIt: right? Louie?
ICanDeweyIt: LOUIE???
ICanDeweyIt: quick everyone help me spam his pms
dr. mad scientist: i have better things to be doing 
lenaonme: i spam his pms daily it won’t make a difference
ICanDeweyIt: yall are the worst 💔💔
UnoCaballero: so no one’s going to mention that that’s just not nice
UnoCaballero: ok
Adventure-Pilot: you’re just salty that I spam your pms daily
Adventure-Pilot: kids did i do it right? Did i use the slang???
TheWebbedWonder: yes good job!!
lenaonme: congrats
Junior-Woodchuck74: good job mom!!
Adventure-Pilot: heck yeah!!
green-sharpie: shut UP i'm coming
ICanDeweyIt: I knew you couldn't resist the Dewey charm!!
green-sharpie: oh trust me, it's very easy
green-sharpie: it's harder to not resist it
ICanDeweyIt: but you do, because you loooooveeee meeeeee
green-sharpie: ...fine
ICanDeweyIt: 😌👊
Junior-Woodchuck74: DEWEY GET OFF YOUR PHONE YOU'RE ABOUT TO GO IN
PM between 22 and ghostbutler
11:25 pm
22: bitch
ghostbutler: How crass, Bentina. It fits you.
22: bitch
ghostbutler: blocked
22: unblock me
ghostbutler: yes?
22: bitch
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names (as of the end of the story)
Huey: Junior-Woodchuck74 Dewey: ICanDeweyIt Louie: Lou / green-sharpie* Webby: TheWebbedWonder / Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl* Donald: aw-phooey* / Dadnald Scrooge: Scrooge-McDuck* / Moneybags Della: worldsgreatestadventurer* / Adventure-Pilot / universesgreatestadventurer /acepilot Beakley: 22 Launchpad: TheCrashiestCrash Lena: lenaonme Violet: Violet-Sabrewing Duckworth: ghostbutler Gyro: worldsgreatestinventor* / dr mad scientist / wildlymisunderstood Fenton: TotallyNotGizmoduck* / Blathering-Blatherskite Manny: ihaveahead!!! Lil' Bulb: worldsgreatestinvention* / Lil' Bulb Gladstone: Lucky-Gander Fethry: mutant-krill!!!! Indy: Indy_Sabrewing Ty: purpleisforthegays Goldie: Wine-Aunt* / wreathedingold Penny: moonlander-general
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*kicks down door* WE'RE BACK BAYBEE!!!!
I'm really sorry about the wait. I didn't intend for it to be this long. I did have a suspicion I might need more time, especially since the day I was originally supposed to post this was the first day of school and just before that I had just pounded out a pretty major piece of writing in two days, so I was a bit burned out. But I've had low motivation because of school, and I've also been working on a pretty big project - I'm writing the script for a fangan comic on instagram (cerealronpa)! (it was pretty fun working on this story and that at the same time because they have COMPLETELY different moods haha.) It won't be out for a while yet and the premise is pretty different from my usual stuff, but I highly encourage you to check it out when it comes out.
anyway between Cerealronpa and school I definitely have less time and motivation than before, so I might push this back to updating every two weeks instead of weekly, sorry about that. I'm not entirely sure if I'll be able to even stick to that, given how long it took me to get this one out, but I'll do my best! it's a little better now that I've settled into a routine anyway.
for the life of me I could not figure out a good username for Officer Cabrera when I was planning this, so I think the wait turned out well because of Frank's ask! I was writing her introduction and trying to think up one on the fly when I was like oH WAIT- djsdfgfd
a very very big thank you to everyone who replied to my tumblr post or discord message(s) about what pokemon the ducktales characters would have! if you responded to this fic offering to help me with pokemon I haven't forgotten that it's just talking to new people is scary so I chickened out this time sjdfgfdfghgfd i'll get you sometime! But for now this is good. I tried to include every pokemon people gave me so I hope it makes sense! Also a thank you to my friend Moon, who's a very big Pokemon fan but not a Ducktales fan, and who did her best to help me. She won't see this but she deserves a shoutout anyway.
Della and Webby's dynamic is one of my favorites so expect more of it!! I was surprised to realize I hadn't written an PM of them yet so here we go!! There'll definitely be more of it in the future.
also there are lowkey Weblena hints in this one if you squint since I just kind of vibed with it while I was writing, but if Weblena's not your cup of tea don't worry. I love me some good Weblena any day, but the focus of this fic has and always will be family and character dynamics. I'm not sure how it'll play out but I love Webby and Lena's dynamic, romantic or platonic, so just a heads up!
don't pull all-nighters like Gyro unless you really need to, kids. get some sleep, it's good for you!
there's a very small tdp reference and a lot3c reference in here and i'm really curious if anyone will catch them 👀
there's also a very small line that's me just like Gyro trans? Gyro trans. Anyway you can pry trans Gyro out of my cold dead hands please and thank you
I think the "Gyro got banned from Starducks" thing is from a very very old discussion (like 2 years ago dsddfgjaksld) I think it might've been @fangirl530 who brought it up? unsure. but it pops up in my head every now and then and i love it so much
I hope you enjoyed and I'll do my best to update again soon!! Your support, especially comments, but even just the hit count, means the world to me. It makes me really happy to hear people are enjoying this story!! I'm so happy it's as fun for you to read as it is for me to write.
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hey-a-wild-jojo-simp · 4 years ago
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When their good friend/ s/o is on their menstrual cycle headcanons
Josuke  
If it’s period cramps, he makes sure he gets them as many as their cravings as he can, gets them Advil, gets them cold or hot packs depending on preference, and gives them their space or cuddles, depending on what they feel like, he may also give little kisses on the top of the head while giving back rubs. He’ll make an effort to find and rent their favorite movies and isn’t shy about getting them pads or tampons
Part 3 Jotaro
Lets them know he’s there for them, but doesn’t really go out of his way to do anything out of the norm unless he’s asked to, only expect kisses if you’re the s/o, but side hugs and back rubs are to be expected either way, he’s a little awkward when in the store getting the pads or tampons but he’ll get them
Part 4 Jotaro
Same as part 3, but he’s more likely to go out of his way to help them feel more comfortable, and won’t be as awkward buying pads, will still be just slightly awkward
Jonathan
Literally decides to be your dang servant until your period is over, you shift because you’re uncomfy? He’s over there fluffing your pillows, he’s constantly asking if you want more tea, he will get you pads or tampons without you asking and actually knows to ask what size you need, he will love and dote on you, because be you friend or s/o, you mean the world to him, and he hates seeing you in pain or discomfort, he even brings Danny over to cheer you up. (I refuse to acknowledge Danny’s death...)
Mista
He’d be really loving and try to make you laugh, though may be uncomfortable buying pads and just texts Bucciarati to get them, insisting he can’t leave you alone in case your cramps get worse, kisses and back rubs are to be expected whether you’re his friend or s/o, and he lets you take charge of feeding Number 5, he’s always been your favorite. He’ll insist on you staying with him so he can keep an eye on you when you go through particularly rough periods, and he makes sure the rest of the gang leaves you alone if that’s what you want.
Fugo
I think he’d be too nervous to be around you, like he’s afraid he might lose his temper, even though it’s rarely a problem with you.
Narancia
He likely doesn’t know how to act and is fairly incompetent, not knowing that things like heating/cooling packs help, but he’ll comfort you and watch movies with you to keep your spirits up, and if you ask him to grab you a specific thing he’ll bring it for you, and he never gets impatient. 
Abbachio
Depending on his mood, will refuse to buy you products but be with you, or will get you products and be with you, but he will constantly be doing the bare minimum. He may get there and start getting really doting though, if you were to tell the rest of the gang he’d kill you though. He may cover your eyes with his hand or arm to help block out light if you’re having a headache, and probably gives really good shoulder massages.
Bucciarati
He’d know exactly what to do and would make getting through your period so much easier, you don’t understand it but his presence just makes you feel better
Giorno
(Honestly I feel like we know the least of his non combat based personality with how far in I’ve gotten, like he’s noble and he has a dream... so I’m sorry if y’all don’t feel that this is accurate.) He probably doesn’t know what to do and just stays with you and brings you food and whatever you tell him you need. He occasionally creates frogs or snakes to cheer you up, is neutral about buying pads, not awkward, but not fully confident either, he may end up asking a store worker for assistance
Polnareff
Brings Iggy over and helps you with cravings, getting you a new heating/cold pack when needed, getting you pain meds, and just overall being there for you, but you’re more likely to text a friend to get you pads or tampons as Polnareff isn’t very educated in that area and may end up just buying you adult diapers.
Avdol
Will bring you tea and entertain you by telling you what certain crystals enhance and the likes, will bring incense to burn to help with cramps or headaches, tea for the same purposes, may come tell you about interesting deviations to his normal readings he’s found throughout his fortune telling journeys, and just joke around and keep your spirits up
Kakyoin
No fucking clue what to do, spends time with you, deadass bought a small sample pack of every single pad at the store the first time you asked him to get you some products, it was... a mess to say the least. He is absolutely doting and will do anything he can to make you comfortable, from a massage, to letting you scream and vent at him, to just letting you hormonally sob into his chest. He’ll stay over at yours through the whole period on school breaks and during school days he stays at your place as long as he can after and before school before he has to go home to sleep. It generally means lots of video games and movies.
Dio (part 1 young)
This arrogant little heck ball will laugh at your pain and tell you to get away from him before you get blood on him, unless you’re the s/o, he will just scoff, roll his eyes, and just do very little to help you, maybe get you products and a small ruffle of the hair
Dio (part 1 after time skip)
He will likely not get you product as friend unless you’re very close, if you’re his s/o, expect lighter cuddles, kisses on the head, back massages, the like
DIO (part 3)
I mean, gray here, because him being a vampire makes it awkward, but he would definitely get you products, and give you cuddles and love and affection because be you friend or s/o he freaking loves you, kisses and massages and lots and lots of positive affirmations, also, watching movies with you and stuffs
Joseph, old and young
You avoid talking to him about it cause he’s doesn’t understand that it sucks for you and just makes jokes about it
Caesar
He will be very informed and will do everything right while also showing you lots and lots of love so you can be assured he will ease it
Speedwagon
He’s a loyal boy, but he doesn’t understand, he’s more there for emotional support and cuddles
Okuyasu
You’ll have to guide him through the process a bit, but he’ll understand it once you explain what you need to him, he’ll be joking around and being an overall sweetheart as always so he can keep a smile on your face
Koichi
Living with his mom and his sister he knows a thing or two and is going to be able to help you through it effectively, along with just being there to make you laugh and make sure you stay happy, he’ll bring over all of the volumes of Pink Dark Boy he has and you two will geek out over it, although that isn’t unusual, since you may not be in the mood to talk Koichi will spend more time talking and point out his favorite panels and parts of the books, along with any little subtleties he’s been able to catch because he sometimes observes Rohan working
Kira
Istg this man finds it appalling when you ask him to /buy/ you pads, not because you asked him to get you some, but because they aren’t just provided for free, he will literally rage about it and will only stop once he sees it’s upsetting you or riling you up. He goes and gets your products then comes back and provides you with affection and snuggles, though he won’t be up and out of his way to do anything for you unless you /really/ need it, like /badly/
Mikitaka
Ever since you saw him eat a pack of tissues you don’t really ask him to buy you products, for fear he’ll buy himself some and just walk down the street eating them, but he does come over and has turned into a hot pack/cooling pack for you before 
Rohan
He’s really sweet and tries his best to take time away from work to be with you, he’ll do anything you need and dotes on you like you’re a child, you’re doing nothing for yourself, not even turning a page if he can help it
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