your past bfs probably brag about banging a lesbian lmao
Jokes on you, I fucked them instead :)
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kuroo smells like my perfume
oh shit, well of course your man should smell like you 😌
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I'm so sad that the romance party banter is bugged because some of it is so freaking cute, here's my personal fave
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i have no idea if the sniper was picking a fight with the team or questioning my methods but it made me laugh
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It's annoying that the gayest most flamboyant character in a videogame ever created that I've ever seen can be romanced by female characters canonically. I finally have a gay icon to thirst for and he is being ruined by pussy. Disgusting. I hate you and everyone else who posts hetrosexual content with Astarion. Fuck you and every other vagina owner.
lmfao I’m sorry but this was way too funny not to post
“Vagina owner” “ruined by pussy” says the person who’s actively being a ‘pussy’ by hiding behind anon
I will tell you something scary now tho, listen carefully okay?
He’s canonically pan. 🫢
Also him being “flamboyant” is mostly an act, but even then, being flamboyant doesn’t mean you’re automatically gay, just how being “masculine” or “feminine” doesn’t mean you’re automatically heterosexual. Wild concept I know 😱
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had a dream where you took an extended break from streaming. when you came back you said "sorry, i ate a hearty calzone. i just needed some time to emotionally process". so i hope you have a lovely hearty calzone soon
You have described something that happened to my wife with about 80% accuracy.
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i have like,, a Folder of shitposts to redraw them in
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playing the felvidek demo. i was initially attracted to it for the art style but the music is great too. it takes place in the slovak highlands according to the steam description and i'm a sucker for historical games.
so far it plays like a traditional rpg maker game, with turn based combat and inventory management. i'll come back after i finish the demo
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i love the chunky weighty way you do togruta montrals and lekku, and was wondering if you would like to doodle some twi’lek lekku and/or nautolan ahwey with the same sort of heft?
Aaaa thank you so much! :D heehee you said twi’lek and/or nautolan so I immediately thought of Aayla and Kit
(They’re arguing about who has the better commander :3c)
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To our playful cat maid,
What I’m seeing on your dash is just a prolonged prank of April Fools, yes? Surely, you are simply living up to your title of Trickster! I do love the jokes that come out of your little drawings and musings, but I’m afraid this one flew over my head like Cupid’s arrow over your heart.
- 🏹 :(
AWWW ROOK ANON- I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU HAD TO COME BACK TO THIS 😭 Don’t hit me with the :( - My heart can’t take it. I’m sorry you had to witness the cursed betrayal- Rook will always be mine and Cloche’ number 1! (In all seriousness it’s just platonic appreciation, trust)
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ok this one i just found collecting dust. its real and true to me still tho
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