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jessicapendragon · 2 months ago

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Get to Know My Rook

Here's the blank one for other people to do!

Name: Ia'sora(EE-ah soar-ah) Lavellan Aldwir Pronouns: She/her Age: 29 Gender: Cis-Fem Race: Dalish Elf Faction: Veil Jumpers Class: Rogue Specialization: Veil Ranger Appearance(Height, Tattoos/Vallaslin, Hair Color, etc.): She's around 5'3''. On the softer side, but muscles underneath from using a bow all her life. Has Elgar'nan's vallaslin on her forehead in blood red. Hair is dark blonde/light brown, but she dyed it green to go with her eye - one of them turned green during the botched job in Arlathan. The other is her natural brown. General Personality(Green, Purple, Red): Purple Romance: Davrin Three words to describe them: Observant, Empathetic, Goofy Tarot Card: The Magician Varric's Nickname: Ace

Where are they from?: Ia is from Clan Lavellan, which in my headcanon travels middle Thedas in honor of Elgar'nan and the knight they are named after. Some of them have taken up root in Wycome since Inquisition times.

What is their family like? Do they get along?: Immediate family is her mother Deshanna, Keeper of Clan Lavellan. Her father was Rase, and was a city elf in Wycome. Her (adopted) sister is Keela, The Inquisitor. Her brother is Denras, just Denras. Ia loves and gets along with her family - usually she's the one that makes THEM all get along.

How did they first join their Faction?: Ia'sora was traveling with other Clan Lavellan members when by chance crossed paths with Strife on a recruitment outing. The Veil Jumpers sounded interesting, and in that moment she wanted to get away, so why not?

What was their life like before joining their Faction?: Being the youngest and mostly unsupervised, Ia'sora turned to a life of crime mischief very early. When older, her mother had her join the hunters to scout for some enrichment(that didn't involve crime), but she was free from any real responsibility.

How do they feel about what happened that lead them to joining The Veilguard?(Or how did they join The Veilguard?): She understands elvhen history is very super serious to some, but people are more important than a map. It doesn't make her happy to get semi kicked out, but she'd do it again.

What is something they're good at?: She's good at reading people, figuring out if they're lying, what they're thinking, lying herself. It makes her very good at card games, but especially Wicked Grace as it's even more involved in deception.

What is something they're bad at?: Taking things seriously. She doesn't like uncomfortable hard topics, or opening up, and usually deflects with a joke or subject change.

What is their best trait?: She's forgiving and doesn't hold grudges. Most of the time it's just not worth the energy and she likes to keep her life smooth and relaxed.

What is their worst trait?: She's lazy. She had most things given to her and never had to work too hard, so when hard things show up she has a tendency to back out.

What do they like to do for fun/hobby?: She plays the lute and sings a little, which turns out to be a great distraction/cover.

What is something they fear?: It used to be responsibility. She's seen how it drags her mother down, how it's left its mark on Keela, how wanting it drives her brother crazy. Now that she has it, she fears failing at it. Also, bridges.

What is something they regret?: I touched on it in my latest part of Intersection but tldr: Her aunt dragged her and her dad on a dangerous treasure hunt, then bailed, and only Ia made it out. She knows it wasn't her fault, but it's hard not to blame herself for not seeing through the deception.

What is a secret they're keeping?: For awhile she hides the fact that she's the Inquisitor's sister from everyone. Usually she doesn't think she's interesting enough to have secrets, and just doesn't tell people much of anything instead.

What do they believe in? Has their faith been shaken?: She finds comfort in the ritual of Dalish faith, but wouldn't consider herself devout. After all this, there won't be any more praying, but there are some things that are worth keeping.

Favorite color?: Turquoise

Favorite food?: She loves seafood. They are far away from the coast for most of the year, so it's always a treat when it's nice and fresh.

Coffee or tea? :): Tea for a long time, but now that she's had Lucanis' coffee it's a little addictive.

Favorite companion/best friend?: Neve gets her the most, or they seem to talk the same language(which is saying alot without saying the thing you want), and they should open their own detective agency for real.

Who would they get along most with from previous games?: Zevran(they are very alike I think), Isabela(Ia would understand the whole book thing), Sera(they would fight very bad once probably but then buds)

Who do they look up to?: She looks up to her grandfather(and once upon a time her aunt, until the family incident). He taught her slight of hand and card games to keep her little bored hands busy, and is the reason she joined the Veil Jumpers. He used to roam and collect elvhen artifacts with his original clan(Aldwir 😉). When he died, Ia'sora left and that's how she ran into Strife. It seemed like something her grandfather would've loved.

What do they like best about their partner?: Davrin is a rock with a soft center. Strong with conviction, firm, but not afraid to be wrong and gentle. He feels real. She feels like she can tell him anything, and maybe he actually wants to hear it, or won't judge her for it.

What makes them good for each other?: They both seem quick to forgiveness when they understand the wrong, and both have simple dreams. They step up when needed, so they'll be there for each other forever.

The ideal date/ideal gift they'd like?: A day walking through a small city like Wycome, eating some amazing food, hanging out at the water, eating some more amazing food.

What do they think of the Lighthouse and the Crossroads?: It's wild! It feels weird at first to be Seen by a place as the Lighthouse keeps adapting to her and the others, but it's safer than a person? She's never minded magic stuff with mages in the family.

Where in the Lighthouse do they like to hang out the most?: Usually she hangs out in the big room, laying on the couch looking up at everything turning. Or she sits by the Caretaker and watches the Lighthouse turn.

What city/area do they like to visit the most?: She could dig her toes into Rivain Coast for eternity. The Lords of Fortune headquarters is her type of backwater vibe too.

How do they feel about leading The Veilguard?: Scared! Terrified! This isn't what she should be doing. But somehow it's her job and there are people counting on her, so she'll do it.

How do they feel about Solas at the beginning?: She's already pre-annoyed at him for what he's done to her sister. Her opinion's not much better after talking that first time.

A song that represents them: lol You're Gonna Go Far Kid by The Offspring

A song that represents their romance: Only You by Cartel

#ia canon #ia'sora lavellan aldwir #i love her your honor #i finally finished this thing i made lol #dragon age #rook aldwir

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saibugslegacy · 6 months ago

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10, 11, and 20 for the OC ask game for all of them!

(I'm loving these so much, this is my enrichment)

Ambrose Varyn

10. Does your OC like to spend time alone or with others more?

Ambrose is not a fan of big crowds or large groups, but otherwise he doesn't really care either way. He's perfectly happy alone but he's also happy to hang out with like, a couple friends

11. What time does your OC usually go to sleep?

It's completely inconsistent. He basically just goes until he actually gets the chance to sleep or he passes out. Sometimes he gets to go to bed at 9, sometimes he doesn't make it till like 5 am. It's also pretty common to find him asleep in random parts of the castle, especially in the Room of Requirement. One time no one had any idea where he was until Natty found him curled up fast asleep behind the one eyed witch statue

20. Who is your OC's role model?

Professor Fig. Very obvious answer but a very true one. He didn't have anyone to look up to his whole life until he met Fig. Fig actually took care of him and taught him things and was the closest thing Ambrose ever had to an actual parent. Even after his death Fig inspired Ambrose every single day.

Percival Valley

10. Does your OC like to spend time alone or with others more?

Percival prefers a large group of friends to just one or two, but he also really needs his alone time or lives are threatened. With a large group of people he can blend in and out of the attention when he wants.

11. What time does your OC usually go to sleep?

It's usually pretty late because he tends to lose track of time with whatever he's doing, but it's usually somewhere between 11pm and 2 am

20. Who is your OC's role model?

Percival's role model is also Fig but in a different sense from Ambrose. Percival's favorite thing about Fig was how curious he was and how clever he was. Percival loves learning and especially magic theory, and Fig ignited those things in him.

Idris Valley

10. Does your OC like to spend time alone or with others more?

Idris absolutely despises being alone. They are with someone or in a communal space literally all the time. Being on their own is one of their worst nightmares. They wouldn't ever need to be tortured for information, look them in a room by themself for three hours and they will do anything you want

11. What time does your OC usually go to sleep?

Has a surprisingly consistent sleep schedule, not out of discipline, they just always get tired in the early evening so they're always in bed by 10 pm, 11 at the latest

20. Who is your OC's role model?

They will take this to their GRAVE, and will in fact argue if you say it, but Idris' role model is actually Percival. Percival really stepped up when their parents died and Idris seriously admires him for it. They think Percival is the smartest, wisest, strongest person in the world and Idris just hopes that can be like that one day

Odysseus Carrow

10. Does your OC like to spend time alone or with others more?

Odysseus hates pretty much everyone and too many people will seriously overstimulate him, so he spends 95% of his time alone. Maybe he'll spend time with one or two people at a time but that's it.

11. What time does your OC usually go to sleep?

Odysseus has not slept since he was like seven. Really he just only gets maybe 3-4 hours of sleep a night. He's constantly exhausted, constantly tired, but he's also constantly pushing himself. He only sleeps the bare minimum to stay alive and not pass out in the middle of class

20. Who is your OC's role model?

He has admitted this only once in his life, but his role model is Ominis. He doesn't understand how Ominis has the strength to not just rebel against his family but to even have different opinions from them. Odysseus has spent his entire life being molded by his family and he's given up resisting it and just let it happen. But Ominis is still vocally against his family. And despite being against his family he is still strong enough to endure them and go through with his arranged marriage to Odysseus just to help him and try to protect them. Odysseus wishes he was that strong.

#ambrose varyn #percival valley #idris valley #odysseus carrow #asks #oc asks #hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy mc #hogwarts legacy oc #hogwarts legacy male mc #hogwarts legacy male oc #hogwarts oc #harry potter

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kipskiptrip · 6 months ago

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when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. then, send this ask to 10 of your followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool) < 3 <3

Awwww, omg aww that's so sweetest omg omg

Uhmm five thing I like about myself? Ok

I'm a surviiivaaaahh 🎸🎵🎸🎵 No but I went through a lot in terms of medically and other stuff and while it's not a conversation I like talking abt casually the fact that I went thru that and I'm (mainly) normal like honestly I think that's really respectable. Even with my disabilities I still find ways to manage symptoms and find the positive in the darkness (even though I'm proud of being disabled it does fucking suck so the fact I'm not moping around and wallowing is a plus in my eyes)

As much as I have problems w my self appearance (transgender night terror) I still generally like how I look. I like my sense of style, and wish to express it more, but nevertheless I think I'm rocking the vibe. I may post more photos on here as well but for now, taking little selfies in the mirror is a form of self-love! I grew a lot with my relationship with my health and body, so to see the fruits of my love? God, it's beautiful and I still got a lot of ways to go! Exciting, yaaaay!

I like how intelligent I could be, idk I don't like seeming conceited but I consider myself an intellectual and I like analyzing the world. My no.1 wish aside from like World Peace and stuff is to know Everything. All the secrets of the universe, every personal detail, every possibility and impossibility and how to achieve them. My quest for knowledge is never satiated and I love to create new ideas and stories and such, and I often talk analytical biz with my greatest friends. Media literacy and comprehension and the ability to think and create beyond what is given to me my beloved. <3

I get a little silly w it! Honestly I'll never forget this tarot card reading I got saying to keep my childlike wonder alive and even if I've grown more mature, I think I still keep it in the small things, and I'll always try to keep that magic alive. I've been getting into forms of spirituality as well which I feel may help, not only in the religious aspect but also divination and ghosthunting! I like to be able to enrich myself in the beauty of the world, and just as much as I love knowledge, I love life as well. I want to be poetic and beautiful just like every life around me.

I like my different hobbies and skills that make up my personality! I looooove to contribute to my community with creating art like music, drawing, and writing. I love the fact that I can use my culture and my experiences to define who I am and express that in the things that I like, it helps to give back to the world that made me. To be able to play my trumpet or perform a little theatric is something that helps to showcase that energy and appreciation I host. Learning guitar keeps me up with my cultural background and my family history, even from far away. Drawing and writing stories keep me in tune with my origins, and teach me humble beginnings make good progress. Every part of what I like has meaning, and to have the chance to give it that meaning? Wow. Just wow. Like. Oh my God!

Aaand that's 5! I'll send out this message to others, but this time off of anon ;) Thank you for having me participate in this game!

#asks #ask game #Thank you Anon please reveal yourself

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sam-keeper · 1 year ago

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Part 2 of my series on fantasy classics is live on my Patreon!

Here's a free preview, about how every generation rediscovers WH Hodgson's The Night Land and goes "oh man, this is *almost perfect*, I bet if I just rewrote it a liiiittle bit it'd be GREAT"

Because I spend a lot of time alone and have spent a lot of my life alienated and isolated, I tend to think of archive diving and recovering the past in terms of individual enrichment. I almost forget sometimes that there might be an audience for this stuff, that anyone could possibly care. Sometimes though I connect another person to some aspect of their own relationships and history. Making some connection with a friend, and her family and history, and the history of this game that influenced so many of us, and so on, that's valuable insofar as our relationships with other people are valuable.

And sometimes it can be individually enriching in unexpected ways. Like, in reading over these articles again I made a very funny discovery: everyone has the same reaction I had to The Night Land, William Hope Hodgson's post-Eldritch Apocalypse epic. Specifically, a host of writers and editors down the ages have looked at this book and thought, "oh man this is [sucks teeth] this is almost so good, if I could just... tweak it a little bit...".

In fact, a lot of the article on The Night Land is devoted to a rather crabbish defense of Hodgson's weirder writing choices, choices leading to sentences like, "And some shall read and say this was not, and some shall dispute with them; but to them all I say naught, save "Read!" And having read that which I set down, then shall one and all have looked towards Eternity with me -- aye, unto its very portals. And so to my telling." Chewy stuff. Stuff that apparently even HP Lovecraft found a bit much, which seems to exasperate Rateliff to no end given Lovecraft's "own bizarre idiosyncratic vocabulary (including "eldritch," "squamous," and "rugose," to name only a few, occasionally with New England rural dialect and 18th century orthography thrown in)".

Moreover both Lovecraft and of all people CS Lewis criticize the story for its central narrative: a love story. The Night Land is the story of a couple of lovers (maybe from the Tudor era, Rateliff speculates), separated tragically by death, but granted the possibility of reunion in the protagonist's vision of a distant future. In that future, the sun has been snuffed and the land teams with all manner of horrors. It is, Rateliff succinctly suggests, a vision of the future only hinted at in Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos, one where the Elder Gods plunge the world into nightmare. The last remnants of humanity huddle in two great pyramid redoubts. Our protagonist is reincarnated into one pyramid... and his lover is reincarnated into the other. When the other pyramid is breached by the horrors of the night, he has to brave the dark and its terrors to reach her.

I think this hook is electrifyingly brilliant. CS Lewis dismisses it as a "sentimental and irrelevant erotic interest". Well, can't please 'em all. Or any of them in fact. Everyone seems to have some complaint about the Night Land, and apparently editor and writer Lin Carter even published a version that cuts about a tenth of the book--mostly, romantic elements. Hodgson himself put together an excerpted novella--The Story of X--that purported to be fragments discovered of a lost longer narrative, a sort of Night Land The Abridged Series. And then there's all the people since who've written their own versions of The Night Land or short stories set in The Night Land. Heck, when I was part of the large scale fan project The Magic Expanded Multiverse, one of the other writers on the project created an entire dying world based on The Night Land. People are just drawn to this book like, well, abhumans to the last redoubt of humanity, I guess.

Which is all intensely funny to me because a few years back I did the same exact thing. I started reading The Night Land and the further in I got, the more convinced I became that if you could just, if you could just make it so every single paragraph didn't start with "And", so every verb wasn't constructed like "I not to have slept" and "the hour did be full come", so that it read a bit more like his other novels like the brilliant Boats of the Glenn Carrig... it could just be so good!

I did not last long on my epic quest to rewrite The Night Land. Most of that was because I was crashing out of Toronto with a chronic pain condition and a boatload of trauma, but I also just couldn't quite make the project work in my own head. Eventually I found myself coming back around to Rateliff's position: the archaic writing is there because that's how Hodgson wanted to tell the story; to strip it out is to simply produce a new work, and you might as well just... do that, and take or leave The Night Land as is.

Apparently, though, the temptation will always be there for each new generation of writers to rewrite The Night Land.

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partyglimpse2 · 5 months ago

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5 Best Speech on Father’s birthday

It’s truly a joy to gather here today to celebrate my dad, a man whose love and dedication have touched each of us in profound ways. As I think about what makes this day so special, I’m reminded of the countless ways you’ve enriched our lives with your presence.

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1. Good [morning/afternoon/evening], everyone,

Today, we’re here to celebrate someone incredibly special—my dad. I’m so grateful for this opportunity to share a few words about the remarkable man we all know and love.

Dad, it’s hard to put into words just how much you mean to me and everyone gathered here. From my earliest memories to this very moment, you’ve been a constant source of strength, wisdom, and unwavering support. Your guidance has shaped who I am today, and your love has been a steady anchor in my life.

One of the things I admire most about you is your ability to face challenges with such resilience and grace. You’ve shown me that true strength isn’t just about overcoming obstacles, but about facing them with courage and a positive attitude. Whether it was tackling a difficult project at work or dealing with life’s ups and downs, you’ve always approached everything with a sense of purpose and determination.

Your sense of humor has also been a gift to all of us. You have an incredible way of making us laugh, even in the toughest times. Your laughter has a way of lifting spirits and turning any ordinary moment into something special. It’s one of the many ways you make life brighter for those around you.

But beyond all of your incredible qualities, what stands out the most is the love and dedication you show to our family. You’ve always put us first, and your sacrifices and hard work haven’t gone unnoticed. You’ve taught us the true meaning of family, and for that, I’m endlessly grateful.

Today, as we celebrate you, I want you to know how much you are appreciated and loved. You’ve been a role model, a mentor, and, most importantly, a friend. As you have given to all of us, I pray this year brings you as much love and happiness.

So let’s raise our glasses and toast to a man who has touched our lives in countless ways. Happy birthday, Dad! May your day be filled with all the love and joy you’ve so generously given to others.

Cheers!

2. Good [morning/afternoon/evening], everyone,

Thank you all for being here today to celebrate an extraordinary man—my dad. It’s a special day, and I’m honored to share a few thoughts about someone who has made such a significant impact on my life and on everyone here.

Dad, as I stand here, I’m flooded with so many memories that highlight just how incredible you are. From my childhood days of playing catch in the backyard to late-night talks about dreams and challenges, you’ve always been there. Your patience, wisdom, and unwavering support have guided me through every step of my journey.

One thing I’ll never forget is the way you used to cheer me on during school events or sports games. No matter how big or small the accomplishment, you were always my loudest cheerleader. Your enthusiasm and encouragement gave me the confidence to believe in myself, and for that, I am deeply grateful.

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I’ve learned the importance of perseverance and hard effort from you. I remember those long days when you’d come home from work, yet still find time to help me with my homework or work on projects together. You’ve shown me that dedication isn’t just about putting in the hours, but about caring deeply and doing things with passion and purpose.

And it’s not just the big moments that stand out. It’s the everyday gestures of kindness and love that have left a lasting impression. Whether it was your thoughtful advice or those simple, reassuring words when I needed them most, you’ve always known how to make me feel valued and understood. Your ability to make ordinary days feel special is truly a gift.

Your sense of humor has also been a beacon of light in our lives. I remember how your jokes and funny stories could instantly lift our spirits. Even in challenging times, you have this amazing ability to make us laugh and remind us that joy can be found even in the smallest moments. It’s a rare and wonderful quality that makes every day brighter.

As we celebrate your birthday today, I want to take a moment to acknowledge how much you mean to each of us. Your love and sacrifice have been the foundation of our family’s happiness. You’ve taught us about resilience, kindness, and the importance of staying true to oneself.

So here’s to you, Dad—the man who has given so much of himself to us. May this year be filled with all the joy, laughter, and love that you so richly deserve. We are all so lucky to have you in our lives, and I hope this day is just the beginning of a year full of wonderful moments and cherished memories.

Let’s raise our glasses and toast to an incredible man. Happy birthday, Dad! Here’s to many more years of happiness, health, and cherished times together.

Cheers!

Speech on Father’s birthday

3. Good [morning/afternoon/evening], everyone,

Today is a wonderful occasion as we come together to celebrate a truly remarkable man—my dad. As I reflect on the years we’ve shared, I’m overwhelmed with gratitude for the wisdom, love, and guidance you’ve bestowed upon us.

Dad, you have been the guiding light in our lives, and your wisdom has been a treasure. I often think back to the times when I faced difficult decisions or challenges, and your advice was always the beacon that led me through. Your insights have not only helped me navigate life’s complexities but have also taught me the value of thoughtful reflection and patience.

One of the things I admire most about you is your ability to remain calm under pressure. Your steady demeanor and thoughtful approach have been a source of comfort and strength for all of us. I remember a time when we faced a particularly tough situation, and your reassuring words and wise counsel helped us all stay grounded and focused. It’s moments like those that remind me just how fortunate I am to have you as a father.

You’ve also been a constant source of inspiration, showing us the importance of living with integrity and purpose. Your dedication to your work, your family, and your values is a testament to the kind of person you are. You’ve demonstrated through your actions what it means to live a life of meaning and commitment.

Today, as we celebrate you, I want to express my deepest appreciation for everything you’ve done for us. Your sacrifices, your guidance, and your unwavering love have shaped who we are and made our lives infinitely richer.

Here’s to you, Dad—the man who has been a mentor, a role model, and a friend. I hope that this birthday serves as a reflection of all the happiness and love you have given us. To many more years of good health, joy, and treasured memories!

Happy birthday!

4. Good [morning/afternoon/evening], everyone,

Dad, your love for our family is unparalleled. From the little things—like preparing breakfast on lazy Sunday mornings—to the big gestures—like supporting us through life’s major milestones—you’ve always put your heart into everything you do for us. Your dedication is a beautiful reminder of what it means to be a loving and devoted parent.

I often think about the family traditions you’ve created and nurtured. Whether it’s our annual vacations, holiday gatherings, or even simple family dinners, these moments have become cherished memories because of your effort and enthusiasm. You’ve made it a priority to bring us together, and those shared experiences have strengthened our bond in ways words can’t fully capture.

The value of family is among the most important lessons you have ever imparted to me. Your actions have shown me that family isn’t just about being related by blood but about the love and care we give each other. Your selflessness and generosity have set a standard for all of us, and I strive to live by the example you’ve set.

Today, as we celebrate your birthday, I want to acknowledge how much you are loved and appreciated. Your kindness, your strength, and your unwavering support have made our lives richer and more meaningful.

So let’s raise our glasses and toast to the incredible man who has given us so much. Happy birthday, Dad! May your day be filled with the same love and joy you bring into our lives every day.

Cheers to you!

5. Good [morning/afternoon/evening], everyone,

Today, we celebrate a man who means more to us than words can express—my dad. It’s a day dedicated to honoring someone who has been a pillar of strength, a source of endless inspiration, and, above all, a loving father.

Dad, looking back on my life, I see so many moments where your influence has been a guiding force. Your ability to lead by example has taught me the true meaning of character and integrity. You have shown us that being strong doesn’t just mean facing adversity head-on but doing so with compassion and grace.

One of the things I cherish most is the way you’ve always been present. Whether it was a school event, a personal challenge, or just a regular day, you’ve always made time to be there for us. Your presence, whether in celebration or in times of difficulty, has been a constant reminder of your unwavering love and support.

I remember when I faced a tough decision and didn’t know which path to take. Your advice was simple yet profound: “Trust yourself and know that whatever you choose, you have the strength to make it work.” Those words have stayed with me and continue to guide me in moments of uncertainty. You’ve taught me that confidence and self-belief are key to overcoming life’s hurdles.

And let’s not forget the countless fun times we’ve shared. Your sense of adventure and willingness to embrace life’s joys, big or small, has made every experience more memorable. Whether it was a spontaneous road trip or a simple family game night, your enthusiasm has made those moments unforgettable.

Today is not just about celebrating another year of your life but about recognizing the incredible impact you’ve had on all of us. Your kindness, wisdom, and love have shaped our lives in ways that words can barely capture.

So here’s to you, Dad—an extraordinary man who has given so much to his family and continues to inspire us every day. I hope you have the pleasure, joy, and laughter you so wonderfully deserve on this special day.

Let’s raise our glasses to a truly remarkable father. Happy birthday, Dad! I hope we can always and today celebrate you.

Cheers!

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creek-cryptid-deluxe · 10 months ago

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Not done a life update in a bit. Sorry man. I doubt anyone actually reads this nonsense but eh.

First & foremost, ya girl obtained a button maker & is making buttons of FUCKING EVERYTHING. I love it. Other WIP include hand painting doodles on my headboard with micro brushes & craft paint. It's a good thing to do when bedridden. I beat BOTW & TOTK, then beat both of the first 2 Southpark Games, & bought a bundle of 50 Sega Genesis games that I mess around with when I get tired of puzzling over Shadows Over Loathing.

Yesterday I dismembered a swing set that was sketchy in its structural integrity & am using scrap to make a cat tree that the cats can use to come & go from my bathroom window. (Don't worry, I'm not a moron. We made it so they can't get out of our yard the same way we did for the chickens.) I replaced our sliding glass door because it was gonna Final Destination someone & statistically I was most at risk. So I ripped it all out & replaced it will new framing, french doors, drywall, siding, and a dog door.

The Man is still running for mayor. We will see how that shakes out. He has low key given me license to decorate/renovate however I see fit because I have good taste, talent, skill, and as he put it "the one who is legit trapped here the most & thus should have it decorated to enrich your enclosure, babygirl". That man is absurd... but not wrong.

Beyond that, there's not much. The Spawn is in her first apartment with a girlfriend from work, so I get calls about storage solutions, plants, and asking to raid my fridge. Oh and the one call in which 3 girls in the background were gushing because the gist of the call was "Mom everyone wants a fruit hammock like you made for me".

The 3 Bonus Kids are OK. The eldest starts h.s. next semester & is trying out for football & has really turned things around for the most part. The middle starts m.s. next year & is behaving like a middle school girl, but is also very sweet. The youngest is still on her "oh I'm just a little baby who can't use her words & wants her dada" bullshit despite her mother's second child approaching a year of existence. I basically just pretend I don't understand or hear her until she uses actual words & I don't do tantrums. You wanna scream because you didn't get your way? Cool, but you're gonna do it in your room. The older 2 have realized that I will absolutely pay them CASH if they do chores, so I made an alacart style list of chores, the definition of said chore, and the payment for it if done correctly and they know that I will happily supervise & help them learn. I think it helps that I have really framed it as chores and stuff are meant to give them the independence of having money while teaching them necessary skills for adulting (cleaning, cooking, budgeting). Plus, you are a member of the household community & thus should contribute in whatever way you can. Example: the youngest is 6, but helps me change laundry over (saving my back), puts her laundry away, likes to clean mirrors or magic eraser the walls.

Oh yeah and I'm at a point where the unrelenting agony & exhaustion have made me enraged, as happens when spring hits after a long winter sometimes. Hence the murder of the swing set & my upcoming relocation & repair of the chicken fence.

#april 2024 #the eternal slumber party

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phalgun · 11 months ago

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Chapter 2: Why do I travel when I could own my time at home

Over the course of years since then, I have traveled arguably more than the average urban Indian - both in India and outside (India is hands down still my favourite country to travel). Each one bringing in memories and experiences that I hold onto closely. Interestingly, one of my biggest fears at the moment is forgetting these travel memories over time. My 2015 euro trip is only a collection of memories at this point (doesn’t help that I was mostly wasted pretty much every night).

But more importantly, what I seek from travel has changed over the course of years. It was mostly a game of experimenting different things & experiences after which I have realised my ideal type of travel is where I am just living in a new city, with a strong emphasis on living.

As I do this, I typically observe and understand how the city grew, what the culture is like, what makes the city unique, and the economic development of the place. I tend to draw big parallels to my own city, Bangalore, where I have lived all my life. I love cities! Especially, the big crowded ones - Tokyo, Tel Aviv, Los Angeles, Mumbai, New York and so on. But I also like places that are self sufficient in their own way, offering a multitude of things to do & experience - making them a city in my eyes. For example, Dharamkot and Auroville were such places.

This style of traveling - where I get an immersive experience of the city needs time. It needs you to not be in a constant mode of moving cities, or knocking things off a checklist to see and do. Anything that severely constraints your time or how you use it naturally gets deprioritised (or not depending on how I feel that day - which is entirely the point of owning your time, you are at will to change what you want on a given day).

Obviously, there are other people who partake in this style of travel and call it by different names - slow travel, vagabonding, intentional travel, or insert some time appropriate word based on when you are reading this.

While I’m at the new place, I tend to also start visiting the same cafe or breakfast spots each day. While this is counter intuitive to traditional adage of travel, I prefer this as it allows me to build a connection to the cafe owner, or to the hostel manager, or the person I buy fruits from. The growing familiarity caused by these small daily interactions made me feel at home. It feels like the city is accepting me, little by little, and that's amazing.

And naturally, you meet other travellers while on the road. They are a great window to understand what other things to do in the city, some tips and pitfalls to avoid. And, if you end up spending more time with them, you get to know a new person and their background, their country, and their perspectives. But I find the conversations and connections I build with a local resident far more enriching than that of a fellow traveler - simply because with each passing year, I do not find as many differences or new things to learn from fellow travellers anymore. Probably due to the growing information age or the type of people that backpacking seems to attract.

I once used to joke to people that if you meet 3 software engineers you have met them all. Similarly, if you have met a 100 backpackers, you have met them all too.

I realised slow travel (my favourite word for it) is where I am able to do some the things I like - own time + experience a new place and be accepted by the new city.

#travel

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ourbite · 1 year ago

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a list of all NPCs in my muses life. i am heavily, unapologetically, playing with canon to fit my needs. these npcs are free for inbox questions but at the moment are not available for threads. they are made to be tools to enrich the narrative in threads. if you would like one of them mentioned, please feel free to reach out.

ERES

aella - female, cisgender. a companion before the events of the game. she is a seldarine drow and a rouge. met shortly after eres venture out of the underdark and the only drow that eres trusts wholly. whereabouts: unknown. status: alive. her hair is a lighter grey, pulled and braided away from her face. there is a scar that runs from the bottom of her right eye and down towards the lobe of her ear. she's level headed in most all situations and quick to react. despite being a seldarine drow her eyes are a rich maroon.

atlas - male, transgender. a half high elf. also a companion before the events of the game. steadfast, serious and strong. an oath of devotion paladin, he follows a path of righteousness and would hope to see the good in all beings he crosses, naively in eres opinion, given second chances. he can be quick to defend and is loyal to his party. he has short nearly shaved choppy sandy colored hair and white eyes. there is a thick tattoo line that runs over his bottom lip and down his chin. he was able to leave word at their hideout ( the makeshift camp eres can be found in ) that their company lives.

argus - nonbinary, uses he + him. companion before the events of the game. a dwarven life cleric. whereabouts: unknown. status: alive. salt pepper hair, undercut buzzed with dwarvish styles. a long bushy beard that is braded and beaded. ( one of these beads eres carries with him and can be seen messing with in camp on occasion ). a tough yet cherry individual, surprisingly so for dwarrow. argus has a unique 'you live and learn' outlook on life that eres initally thought funny and stupid. through travles eres came to rely on them more. he has multiple tattoos though the most interesting would be the runes and style that cover the back of his hands, up his arms and over the top half of his chest and neck.

casius - male, cisgender. drow, follower of bhaal. casius is blood related to eres, the two having constant conflict before eres trip out of the underdark. he has a paler tone, more ashy and hair to match. his hair is long and straight, reaching mid shoulders and is always worn slicked back. his eyes are fully black. he wears eye makeup that is smeared and runny. the marks casius bare on his face are made from cuts when he became a follower, to prove his devotion [ alongside the murders, of course. ] his ultimate goal is to become a deathstalker and convince eres to join him. as a follower of lolth, eres detests everything that casius stands for.

CORNELIUS

morven theodore jakob bevard - an eldritch knight fighter, though magic comes easy to him, he much prefers his sword. cornelius' and agathe's biological child. morven grows to resent his father for his failings in both being unable to save his mother and also as a father. later in life, when old enough, morven leaves his father to his misery. he falls into a bad crowed that ultimately causes him to become a monster. a crocodile hybrid. he has a no nonsense attitude, holds himself high and hates wizards and those with the personality like his father's. he has long black hair worn slicked back most of the time. he has tan skin and golden eyes with slit iris. he is extremely touched starved but has a lack of faith and trust in others that leaves him traveling alone.

#out of character.#➥ gen. ╱ psa.#this post will be added to the pinned and updated accordingly.#these names may be mentioned in threads.#eres is a special case as you have to ask him what he used to do / pry into his past.

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Soccer Training social media profiles serve as comprehensive resources that contribute to the enrichment and empowerment of soccer enthusiasts at every level.

PERSONAL BIO:

Dedicated to the beautiful game, I am a passionate soccer enthusiast on a mission to empower players of all levels. My soccer training social media profile is a comprehensive resource, providing a wealth of knowledge and inspiration. With years of experience in playing and coaching, I’ve cultivated a deep understanding of the sport. Whether you’re a beginner seeking fundamental skills or an advanced player aiming for mastery, my content offers valuable insights, drills and strategies. Join me on this journey to elevate you game, unlock your potential, and fuel your passion for soccer. Together, we’ll score goals on and off the field.

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ANNOTATION:

This picture of myself captures the essence of soccer training excellence. I, a young man, full of passion, stands on the soccer pitch holding a soccer ball in my hands. My unwavering focus on the ball showcases my dedication and love for the game. The grandstand in the background symbolizes the culture of soccer and community support. This image personifies the essence of soccer training social media profiles, which serve as invaluable resources, offering guidance and inspiration to soccer enthusiasts of all levels. It encapsulates the journey of empowerment and skill development, resonating with those who share a deep love for the sport.

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Soccer has always held a special place in my heart, igniting a fiery passion that has been with me since early childhood. It’s not just a sport for me, it’s my way of life, a source of inspiration and a never-ending journey towards self-improvement. This deep-seated love for soccer led me to explore various avenues within the sport and one of the most impactful has been the world of soccer training displayed through social media profiles. As someone who has spent countless hours on the field, mainly as a player but also as a coach, I’ve witnessed firsthand the transformative power of soccer. It’s more than just kicking a ball, it’s about discipline, teamwork, perseverance and personal growth, along with soccer performance being influenced by a multitude of other factors, including technical and biomechanical aspects, tactical understanding mental acuity and physiological conditioning (Stølen et al, 2012). Soccer is a universal language than transcends borders, connecting people from all walks of life, and I believe that everyone regardless of their skill level, should have access to the resources than can help them thrive in this game. That’s where soccer training social media profiles come into play. They serve as dynamic and ever-evolving libraries of knowledge, easily accessible to soccer enthusiasts at every level. Whether you’re a beginner taking your first steps onto the pitch or an experienced player aiming to fine tune-your skills, these platforms offer a wealth of guidance, drills and tactical insights. What truly excites me about these profiles is their ability to enrich and empower. Enrichment comes through the vast array of content they provide. From fundamental techniques like dribbling and passing to advanced strategies like creating space and mastering set pieces, there’s something for everyone. I’ve personally benefited from the tutorials, training plans and expert advice shared on these profiles, constantly refining my own understanding of the game. I’ve spent countless hours curating and creating content for my own soccer training social media profile, driven by a desire to give back to the sport that has given me so much. I’ve seen the impact a well-timed video tutorial or motivational post can have on a player’s confidence and performance. It’s incredibly rewarding to know that I can play a small role in someone’s soccer journey, helping them overcome obstacles, chase their dreams and fall in love with the game even more. In conclusion, my personal interest in soccer training social media profiles is rooted in my lifelong passion for soccer and my belief in its power to transform lives. These platforms serve as invaluable resources, enriching the knowledge of soccer enthusiasts and empowering them to reach their full potential. As I continue to contribute to the dynamic community, I’m excited to see the sport grow, welcoming new players and fans into the fold, and witnessing the positive impact it has on individuals and communities around the world. Soccer truly is more than just a game, it’s a force for enrichment and empowerment.

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Soccer, the world’s most popular sport, is enjoyed by individuals of all ages and skill levels, encompassing both men and women (Stølen et al, 2012). It has an unparalleled ability to bring people together and instil passion and camaraderie. Within the vast realm of soccer, one aspect that has gained remarkable prominence in recent years is the emergence of soccer training social media profiles. These platforms have fundamentally changed the way individuals, from beginners to advanced players, engage with the sport, offering a wealth of resources that enrich and empower soccer enthusiasts at every level. The modern era has witnessed a significant shift in how people access information and learn new skills and soccer is no exception. Soccer training social media profiles, including YouTube channels, Instagram accounts and TikTok accounts have risen to prominence as comprehensive hubs of soccer knowledge. Involvement in these platforms can also influence the sense of belonging and collective self-esteem of adolescent athletes within their sports community (Dunn et al, 2021). These profiles are curated by passionate individuals, coaches and players who are eager to share their expertise and insights with a global audience. What sets these profiles apart is their commitment to inclusivity. Regardless of whether you’re a novice just learning the basics or a seasoned player aspiring to reach professional levels, there is valuable content tailored to your needs (Sheldon, 2023). From tutorials on mastering essential techniques like dribbling, passing and shooting to advanced tactical breakdowns and fitness regimes, these platforms offer a diverse range of resources. The enrichment aspect of soccer training social media profiles is evident in their ability to provide valuable information and guidance. They empower players to refine their skills, develop a deeper understanding of the game, and stay up to date with the latest training methods and strategies. Enthusiasts can access a treasure trove of drills, tips and tricks that were once the exclusive domain of elite athletes or privileged academies. This level of soccer knowledge fosters personal growth and development, allowing players to continually improve their game. Furthermore, these profiles have a transformative effect on individuals and communities. They empower players to pursue their dreams, instilling confidence and self-belief. Beyond personal development, soccer has the power to create positive change within communities. By providing accessible resources, these profiles open doors for young talents who may not have had access to formal coaching or expensive training programs. In conclusion, soccer training social media profiles represent a revolution in the world of soccer education and empowerment. They are more than just platforms for sharing videos and tips, they are catalysts for personal growth and community development.

SIDE NOTE:

Just to make you aware, there is not a lot of scholarly information on the web about this particular topic, so a lot of the information is from my own personal view and what I’ve experienced over the years. This is a topic I am passionate about and would like to spread more awareness as soccer training social media profiles have changed my life. It encouraged me to start my own personal soccer training social media profile on TikTok during 2020 which has amassed to over 30,000 followers.

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British actor Oliver Jackson-Cohen is unstoppable and at the top of his game, there’s no disputing that. Dare we say that 2022 has been one of his best years, professionally speaking, as the Londoner has become one of the main characters in Apple TV+’s highly anticipated psychological thriller Surface, starred in Amazon’s limited series Wilderness, and in a number of films including Mr. Malcolm’s List and Emily, released next year.

Considering himself to be somewhat selective, it seems that his judgement and instinct have led him in the right direction, as these elements have made him one of the most complete actors in the film industry today. For all these reasons and many more, Oliver Jackson-Cohen is a very interesting profile to be interviewed.

Oliver, you’ve just become one of the main characters in Apple TV+’s highly anticipated psychological thriller, Surface. How was the casting and how did you get the news that you were in?

It was a pretty quick process really. I was in Yorkshire shooting another movie, Emily, and got sent the scripts. Loved them. They asked me to put down a scene on tape for them so did that at 1am one night after wrapping. And then two days later, the offer came through.

What does a project have to have for you to accept it? Did this last one have it?

I think the most important thing for any actor is to feel like they can bring something other than what’s just on the page. I think the interesting part of any character lies in the nuances and complexities of them and James on the page felt like there was such scope to explore those intricacies in a really interesting way.

Your character James Ellis plays an important role in Sophie’s life. What would you highlight about him?

He’s sitting on so many secrets. There’s so much that he can’t say and that he’s holding on to and I think that creates a really interesting tension because you start to look at the cost of that to a human being and how that plays out in his behaviour. He’s presenting as a dutiful, loving husband yet beneath it all its utter carnage.

Tell me three words you would use to define the thriller Surface.

Stressful. Page turning. Delicious.

Of all the series/films in which you have recently participated, could you tell us which one has given you the most or enriched you professionally and personally?

I think it’s a toss up between The Lost Daughter and The Haunting of Hill House. Both felt incredibly important for me at those particular times in my life. The Haunting of Hill House felt like such a liberating thing to do because I felt like for the first time in my career, I didn’t have to pretend to be anything other than what I was. I could just be myself and be just a vulnerable as I feel most of the time. The show is ultimately dealing with childhood trauma, and so I found the experience incredibly cathartic by being allowed to use all the pain that I feel in my life and placing it somewhere that felt safe. The character of Luke Crain will forever be someone that stays with me.

And then The Lost Daughter came at a time where the whole world was upside down from the pandemic and my dad had just passed away and I got invited along to be a part of this movie with Maggie G, and it was the most life affirming, inspiring, (drunken) love fest. Maggie is a phenomenal actor but is an even more phenomenal director and writer. She does it with such ease and confidence and autonomy. Her approach to directing and the shoot process was awe inspiring. When the movie was locked, she called me and I said, “Are you happy with it?” And she said “I made the movie that I wanted to make. People may love it or feel indifferent, but I made the movie I wanted to make.” It’s a testament to Maggie and her brilliance and I feel so honoured to have been a small part of that.

By the way Oliver, you are unstoppable! I hear you are currently filming the Amazon limited series Wilderness. Anything you can tell us?

[Laughs] It’s a six-part limited series for Amazon and it’ll be out next year. It’s a twisted psychological love story about a husband and wife who go on a road trip across America to save their marriage following his betrayal with another woman. Chaos ensues. We’re shooting all over Canada and the states at the moment and end up finishing out in the Grand Canyon in October.

Future professional projects?

Wilderness takes me up until October and then I have a movie called Emily with Emma Mackey that comes out in October in the UK and then the US early 2023. It’s premiering at Toronto this September, so I’ll be on the press run for that probably for the rest of the year. The movie is all about the life of Emily Bronte and what inspired her to write Wuthering Heights.

Now let’s talk about you. When did you realise that acting was your vocation? If you hadn’t been an actor, you would have been…

[Laughs] I have no idea what I’d do instead! I discovered acting when I was a kid and became obsessed with it. The idea that you can hide away or tell stories just sort of stuck. It seems to be the one thing that creatively I get really excited by.

How do you manage to combine so many characters and not end up saturated?

I think you have to take time out at times, and you have to be really honest with yourself about that. I know that if I’m not fully engaged in something, then it’s better that I don’t do it. I feel like I’m quite selective though and try to put all the work into something that I believe in from the start. Otherwise, you’re just burning yourself out for no reason.

Would you take a sabbatical year?

Years ago, I had a moment where I realised I was doing work that I didn’t necessarily feel proud of. I felt like I was following what I was being told to do. What I was expected to do, and it took me down a path where I woke up and felt so embarrassed by the work because I didn’t feel it was a reflection of me and what I wanted to be doing with my life. I waited and passed on most things until the The Haunting Of Hill House came along and that turned out to be the thing I’d been hoping and wanting to do for so long.

If you want to disconnect 100% from work, what do you do? Have you been able to do it this summer?

Nope but when I get a break, I plan to do this: Get drunk. Go to sleep. Repeat.

Could you tell us about any of your hobbies? Difficult question: are you more into films or series? Any recommendations?

I think both can be incredible but I’m not a huge TV watcher and especially when I’m filming. The list of shows I have written down to watch is astronomically long. In terms of shows I’ve watched, I loved I May Destroy You. Michaela Coel is a complete genius. Euphoria is chef’s kiss. I just saw Everything Everywhere All At Once at the movies and it was fucking amazing.

Lastly, why should Schön! readers watch Surface?

It’s a wild ride into someone’s life who wakes up and can’t trust anything around her. As an audience member you get to piece together what’s happened to her in her life, who is telling the truth and who’s not to be trusted. And just when you think you’ve got the lay of the land, the landscape shifts again. It takes you on a wild ride and there are twists and turns at every corner.

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#oliver jackson-cohen #oliver jackson cohen #surface #maggie gyllenhaal #the lost daughter #james ellis #this is the first photo shoot he's done IN YEARS #very exciting

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foilfreak · 4 years ago

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4 Lords Raise Rose AU Ideas

Not a single person asked for this, but that other post where I talk about the 4 lords adopting Rose but still technically being terrible people got way more popular than I expected it to, so, with about 6 shots of tequila in my system and a terrible urge to spit my thoughts out for all the internet to see and judge, I’ve decided to make a follow up post. Here’s how I think the 4 lords would take care of Rose in the event they rebelled against Mother Miranda and decided to raise Rose as their own instead, but like under the cut after a little bit cuz i accidentally went way too fucking hard with this and I don’t want ppl to get mad at me for making them scroll for an hour to get past this post:

First and foremost, I think they’d do it in stages, and what I mean by this is that Rose would essentially be given to a specific Lord for some period of her life, like a couple years, and then when she was deemed old or strong or annoying enough, she’d be moved to a different lord for some period of time and so on and so forth. They would do this because a) they all live in different areas and have shit to do so it’s easier to have Rose live with one lord at a time and then the other lords can just go visit her there from time to time, rather than try to work out a weekly custody schedule which we all know Alcina and Karl would NEVER be able to agree on so let’s not even bother, and b) because each lord would have either some skill or set of knowledge that would make them the best for caring for Rose at that specific point in her life. This way, all the lords have a (somewhat) equal chance to be a part of Rose’s life and teach her something while she’s with them. So with all that in mind now, let’s get down to who would have Rose and at what point in her life.

1. Starting off with infant Rose, I think she’d end up with the Dimitrescu’s for the first few years of her life, and the reason why I think this is because... well, Alcina IS already a mother to 3 girls, and while we don’t know a terrible amount about Bela, Cassandra, and Daniela’s “upbringing” under Alcina, we can gleam and theorize from her notes that, despite their fully grown bodies, the girls could very well have started out with the mental and physical capabilities of infants, and thus needed to be cared for and brought up in a similar manner as infants or children until they reached a certain point where they could officially be considered adults in mentality and ability, not just in physical appearance. So with this in mind, it’s entirely possible that Alcina could have at least some vague idea of how to care for an infant child through her experiences with the bug sisters; perhaps there’s some gaps in her knowledge, but if nothing else I imagine Alcina would be an infant Rose’s best shot at surviving infancy if only because the other 3 are so incompetent on how to care for a baby that Alcina looks like an expert in comparison. Not to mention that, of the possible locations for an infant to be raised, I do genuinely think that castle Dimitrescu would be the safest place for Rose to be kept during this vulnerable part of her life. Not only that but if Alcina has actually come to care for Rose as though she were one of her own daughters, then she would absolutely spoil Rose rotten with all the nicest clothes and fanciest toys, things that a small infant wouldnt be able to appreciate but would show that she’s loved and cared for nonetheless, and don’t even get me started on the bug sisters, I could see them fawning over Rose for hours on end, playing with her, singing to her, telling her stories of all the man-things they’ve gotten to play with today, and so much more. Overall, Rose would just be the most spoiled and pampered little baby with the Dimitrescus and there’s no changing my mind about this. The only thing I’m struggling to wrap my head around is how they’d feed her, since I doubt a small infant would take very well to blood wine and human flesh. I suppose it wouldn’t be terribly outrageous for them to hire a wet nurse/nanny to care for Rose during the day while the other Dimitrescus go about their daily duties, and when Rose is finally old enough to be introduced to solid food (I.e. fried human flesh cubes) they could do what they always do and turn the nurse into wine too, I guess. It’s not a solid idea but it’s more plausible than anything else I thought of so it’ll work!

2. After spending about 3 years with the Dimitrescus, Rose would then be moved to the Beneviento house. Now, If u don’t know anything about 3 year olds, then you’re probably ignorant to the fact that they are some of the craftiest, sneakiest, and most coniving groups of people to exist on this planet. 3 year olds are masters at getting into and touching just about anything and everything u don’t want them to touch, and worst of all, u won’t realize what they’re doing until they’ve already done it and left a huge mess behind, so while the Dimitrescus love and adore Rose dearly, they know it’s sadly time to hand her over when they find her sitting on top of a pile of dead bodies playing with a metal scythe in the dungeons. Once Rose is dropped off at the Beneviento house, I imagine Donna is her usual stoic self the first few weeks Rose is with her. She’s not cold or distant necessarily, in fact she’s quite happy that it’s finally her turn with precious baby Rose, but Donna isn’t exactly known for being outwardly expressive herself (and even Angie isn’t being quite as forward as she normally is), so things are quiet and peaceful for the first little while that Rose is under her care. It’s not until Rose takes an interest in her doll Angie, and more importantly the things that Donna can do with Angie, that things really start getting fun. By the end of Rose’s first month in the Beneviento house she and Donna are the best of friends and often spend their days either playing dress up and make pretend with Donna’s extensive doll collection, or playing elaborate games of cat and mouse, where Donna will set up lots of puzzles throughout the house for Rose to find and solve (I.e. rose has to match her dress to the doll with the same one as her to find a map telling her which kitchen cabinet Donna hid the chocolate in, or something like that), but be careful little Rose, Angie has been trying to get her hands on that chocolate all day, and if u take too long, she’ll find the map first and eat all the chocolate without saving you a single piece. Just silly little puzzles with enough at stake to engage the mind of a curious 3 year old, but never enough to put rose in any actual danger. Donna is nothing if not a watchful caretaker, so she makes sure she has sight of Rose at all times, occasionally giving her a hint if she’s struggling, and perhaps occasionally making things harder if that day’s puzzle is proving too easy for her. Overall, Rose’s time with Donna, while not as grand and luxurious as the Dimitrescus, was still a fun and enriching experience for the young girl, and there’s nobody in this world who thinks that Donna’s scar is cool more than Rose.

3. After another 3 years with Donna, Rose is now 6 years old and officially far too good at puzzle solving for Donna to keep up with. No matter what she tries or how hard she makes it, Rose just keeps blazing through the puzzles at an almost alarming rate, making it clear that Rose is desperately in need of not only a change in scenery, but also a change in education, and this is where Salvatore finally comes in. After leaving the Beneviento house, I think the next logical place for Rose to stay would be with Salvatore, who, with lore hinting at him perhaps being a scholarly man of some kind, would basically act as her elementary school teacher throughout the duration of her stay. Now, to be fair, Rose could have gone to Heisenburg’s factory, but Heisenberg outright refused to take her and the other 3 lords decide that the factory is simply too dangerous for Rose rn, who thus far hasn’t shown any signs of being anything other than a normal human girl with no noticeable abilities (save for a smart mouth and a terrifying habit of popping up when least expected, a habit she mostly uses to mess with Heisenberg, much to his disdain and Lady Dimitrescu’s delight), so it is to the mutant fish man’s unimaginable delight that he is unanimously voted Roses next caretaker, and the one responsible for her basic education. Despite his initial excitement however, when Rose is finally dropped off at the windmills by Donna, Salvatore realizes that he’s not 100% sure what to do with Rose now that he has her. He’d like to get started on her education right away but at the same time he’s so fearful of Rose hating him because of his disgusting appearance that he kind of just... avoids her entirely at first. He’s never far away from the little girl and is always ready to jump to her rescue should she need it, but other than that Salvatore seldom allows himself to be seen for the first month that Rose is with him, the only sign of him still being around being the platefuls of food that mysteriously appear in Rose’s room 3 times a day, as well as the occasional shiny trinket Salvatore found and thought Rose would like. At first, rose doesn’t seem to mind being left entirely to her own devices, but after every stone, log, and rotting fish corpse within 5 miles of the lake has been turned over and thoroughly examined, Rose decides she’s had quite enough of her Uncle Sal ignoring her, prompting the headstrong little girl to go looking for him herself. She finds Salvatore hiding underneath a patch of floating algae not far away from where she was playing and all but demands that the mutant man come out of the water and give her something to do or she’d tell Mother on him. Salvatore, shocked by the small child’s fearlessly blunt request, hesitates, not wanting to frighten Rose, but ultimately relents, crawling out of the water and timidly suggesting that he teach her how to read and write. Rose quickly agrees, seeming totally unbothered by Salvatore’s grotesque appearance, and the two quickly move to the schoolroom that had been set up specifically for Rose, where Salvatore spends hours upon hours a day teaching Rose everything he knows, filling the little girl’s head up first with the basics, letters and words, then numbers and simple equations, followed later by historical dates and time periods, algebraic formulas, and classic literature analysis, then biology, chemistry, physics, astrology, calculus, ecology, and so much more. Basically, anything there is to know, Salvatore knows at least something about it and he’ll make sure that Rose knows about it too. In the 3 years Rose spends with Salvatore she goes from already sharp as a whip, to being smarter than most adults even, and Salvatore takes immense pride in how intelligent and knowledgable Rose becomes thanks to his surprisingly effective teaching style. Overall, as a caretaker, Salvatore is pretty weird and doubts himself a lot, but Rose thinks he’s funny and loves learning from him so they get along very well and she loves him very dearly! He probs teaches her to swim and fish too.

4. So another 3 years come and go with incredible speed, and its with great sadness on Salvatore’s part that Heisenberg finally comes banging on the fish man’s door, all but demanding that he now be given his turn with Rose. Now, personally, I can see several different arguments being raised by the other 3 lords over why its a terrible idea to let a 9 year old anywhere near Heisenberg, much less be given into his care fully. After about 9 years of seeing his siblings paling around with the constantly growing child, and looking like theyre having the time of their lives all the while, however, Karl decides that perhaps there’s more to this little girl than he originally thought, and, with his interest now piqued (or at the very least looking forward to pissing the other 3 off for entertainment purposes), that its only fair that he be given a turn with her now too, seeing as how he’s the only one who hasn’t been given the chance to be her caretaker yet. This naturally does NOT go over well with the other 3 lords. Alcina all but threatens to kill Karl should he step so much as within 10 ft of Rose, while Donna pipes up and demands to know what his sudden interest in Rose is. Even Salvatore, who is quick to flinch away from direct conflict, goes as far as to harshly point out the plethora of times Karl had outright denied their previous attempts to get him to engage with Rose, so why on earth would they hand her over to him now when he’s previously shown to have absolutely no interest in her? After a long spout of yelling between the 4 siblings, an agreement is reached, wherein Rose herself will be given the chance to decide whether she wants to go with Heisenberg, or whether she’ll return to one of the other 3 lords for the time being. It is to Alcina, Donna, and Salvatore’s absolute horror however, that Rose enthusiastically agrees to go with her Uncle Karl to live in his factory, and with the deal already set, the other lords can do nothing to stop her from going. The trip to drop off Rose at heisenberg’s factory is a long and arduous one, especially for Salvatore, who sobs the whole way there about Rose forgetting about him despite the young girl’s insistence that she’d visit. The first thing Karl does after officially having Rose handed over to him, is give her an extensive list of all the places in the factory in which she is under no circumstances permitted to enter without his permission (which basically only leaves the control room and the old storage closet that acts as her bedroom as viable places for Rose to go and explore). The second thing Karl does is dump her in her new storage closet bedroom and then hightail it for his workshop to work on whatever sick and twisted amalgamation he’s got cooked up this time around. At first, Rose isn’t terribly bothered by this, since she’s used to having something of an “adjustment period” when she’s with a new caretaker, but unfortunately for her, this adjustment period lasts a hell of a lot longer than the others did, and by the time 3 months of almost no meaningful contact with Karl, Rose decides to take matters into her own hands and ascends into the depths of the factory despite the express orders not to do so. Now, going back to the idea that the 4 lords are still pretty terrible people, I doubt Rose has been kept ignorant to the less savory aspects of her caretaker’s lives, and tbh she probably doesn’t think anything of the fact that the Dimitrescus makes wine out of the blood of virgin women or that Salvatore still does cadou experiments (and had her help on occasion), but I imagine even Rose would find the projects Karl works on to be at least a little

4, cont. gruesome and horrifying in nature, especially since Heisenberg is the one she knows the least about. However, instead of turning Rose away from Heisenberg, these terrifying metal creatures she sees locked up only spark her already insatiable curiosity, and by the time she finally tracks Karl down, Rose is all but trembling to learn more about this horrifyingly fascinating metal world. Unfortunately, Karl is not nearly as happy to see Rose as Rose is to see him, and the engineer all but grabs Rose by the scruff of her neck and drags her back up to the control room, yelling and screaming at her all the while about how she was explicitly instructed not to enter these parts of the factory without his permission. Needless to say that Rose does not enjoy this treatment and immediately lashes out, half out of anger and half out of confusion as to why Karl was treating her like this. He was the one who wanted her here in the first place, so why the hell was he just ignoring her now? It didn’t make any sense and it was starting to piss Rose off, so naturally the only thing left for her to do in order to solve this complicated situation would be to continue to disobey Karl until he either gave up and sent her back to one of the other lords, or finally payed some damn attention to her for once. So that’s exactly what she did. Every single day Rose left her room (which Karl kept telling himself he needed to put a lock on, but never did cuz he’s an idiot) and descended down into the depths of the factory looking for something ogle at or tinker with, and every single day Karl would track her down wherever she’d managed to get to and throw her back upstairs threatening to feed her to the lycans if she did it again. This incredibly frustrating cycle continued on for the better part of the next month or so, finally coming to a head when Rose managed to wander into the part of the factory where the... less than successful experiments got put whenever Karl doesn’t have any further use for them but is feeling too lazy to kill them off himself. Long story short, Rose runs into a Sturm that chases her around the factory, causing all manner of mayhem and destruction, and would have torn her to ribbons had it not been for Karl, who jumped in at the last second and was able to fend the damn thing off long enough for Rose to get the ever living fuck out and back up to the control room where it’s safe. There’s a lot of loud noises and explosions coming from deep within the factory that last for what feels like an eternity, but Rose doesn’t dare venture out again until everything has gone eerily quiet and a deep sense of worry has settled in the pit of her stomach over what had become of her latest caretaker. Turns out the Sturm had recognized its creator and, after watching its initial prey escape because of said creator, quickly decided that it fucking hated Karl with every fiber of its being and wanted him dead if it was the last thing it’s propellers did. Now, we all know that Karl is a big strong boy who’s more than capable of handling his own creations and taking down strong enemies, but the Sturm is a creation that even he struggles to control on good days and today is decidedly not a good day so not only does Karl not have the slightest bit of control over the death machine trying to kill him, but its also a lot stronger than Karl initially thought and apparently not picky about the method which causes Karl’s death, which is evidenced by the nearly dead Sturm ramming itself into a power generator as a final act of defiance and nearly blowing up the whole factory and everybody inside. Heisenberg is able to contain the explosion somehow but not without considerable damage to himself first. Rose is, naturally, quite horrified to find Karl passed out in the elevator that had taken him up from the lower levels of the factory where the explosion was, skin burnt nearly to a crisp in certain areas and blood pooling from just about every part of him, and immediately heads over to try and help her injured caretaker.

4, cont. again cuz I physically can’t stop myself. Now, I imagine that any normal 9 year old probably wouldnt be able to handle this sort of situation in any meaningful way, but i think we can all agree that Rose is the furthest thing from normal (especially considering who raised her) and has probably seen enough blood and gore to not be terribly freaked out by it, but this is where things get a little speculative because we don’t know what Rose’s powers are exactly but we do know from the final cutscene that she does have them, perhaps even a plethora of abilities, and I like to think that some of those powers are related to Ethan’s superhuman healing capabilities, but unlike Ethan however, who from what we’ve seen could only heal himself, Rose can actually heal other people (tho this isn’t something she’s aware of at this point in time). The second the elevator door opens to reveal, what looks to be, a half-dead Karl slumped over in the corner, Rose panics and runs to him, doing everything she can think of save for maybe grabbing him by the collar or slapping him across the face, to try and get Karl to wake up, except nothing works, he wont wake up no matter how hard Rose tries and i imagine this must be incredibly distressing for Rose who never intended for something like this to happen or for her caretaker to die because he had to protect her even tho he told her not to go down there because its dangerous and anything down there WOULD kill her if given the opportunity. Anyways Rose is now full on sobbing on top of Karl like only a 9 year old who just discovered that her actions have consequences can, but unbeknownst to her (and technically Karl cuz he’s a little busy bleeding out all over the floor) Karl’s wounds are slowly beginning to close, the burns on his face and hands shift from a bright red to a dark brown before crusting over and flaking off, and even his breathing, which had been labored and inconsistent at first, began to level out slightly. Karl woke up not long after that and was surprised to find that a) he was still alive, which was cool, b) he was injured but not in indescribable pain, also cool, and c) there was a literal sobbing child all but sitting on top of him, which is definitely not something Karl was expecting but he supposed he’s been met with worse things upon waking up after almost dying so why question it. After taking a moment to gather their bearings, the two return to the safer parts of the factory to rest and recover and for the most part this little incident of their’s goes largely unspoken, with Rose not exactly in the mood to talk about how her disobedience nearly got herself and Karl killed, and Karl being too fucking tired to go after her about it, especially since she seems to have learned her lesson. The only downside to this whole thing is that now Karl has a busted up fuckin leg thats gonna take an eternity to heal even for him, and with so much work to still do he’s more or less forced to drag Rose around the factory and use her like the annoying assistant he never wanted (except he did want her, thats how this whole fucking mess started, you lug), except that Rose, who is more than used to playing lab assistant from her time with Salvatore, quickly proves to be a rather capable and handy person to have around, if only because she knows the difference between a philips and a flathead screwdriver even better than he does. An amicable, if still slightly awkward peace settles over Heisenberg’s factory once Karl starts actively engaging with Rose and giving her something to do on a daily basis, even if its just standing around watching him work and occasionally having her questions about what he’s doing answered. It doesn’t take very long after that for Karl to begin realizing that perhaps throwing a huge tantrum to get Rose to come here only to ditch her upstairs by herself for 3 months might not have been the smartest (or most considerate) thing he’s ever done, and even goes as far as to (kinda) apologize to Rose for being such a dick to her since she arrived.

4, last one i swear. Rose forgives him, though not before adding that she already knew he was an asshole from Alcina, which earns her a halfhearted swipe from Karl that Rose easily dodges with a childish giggle. From that point on their relationship improves astronomically as Karl finally gives in and teaches Rose about about engineering and everything else that goes into making the metal horrors that he’s known for. Karl is shocked at how quickly Rose picks up on the trade, getting to the point where Karl wonders if he should start giving Rose her own projects to work on, but quickly rolls his eyes and groans when he remember that Salvatore was the one responsible for her education up until this point, the mere thought of having to give compliments to that “moronic freak” for giving Rose such a good educational foundation makes him want to vomit despite how secretly impressed he is. Overall, Rose’s time with Heisenberg starts out shaky, very shaky even, but after a bit of disaster and some swallowing of the pride on Karl’s part, they end up growing quite close and have a nice fun Uncle and martass Neice dynamic. They make a good team and Karl does genuinely enjoy having a little assistant around to help him with his projects, even if Rose can sound a bit too much like Alcina on some days for his liking.

5. 3 more years come and go and now Rose is a strong and healthy 12 years old, perhaps riddled with a few more scars and smearings of ash and motor oil across her skin than when she first arrived but still strong and capable nonetheless. Going back to that first statement however, this of course means that it’s time for the other 3 lords to come banging on Karl’s door for a change, all but demanding that Rose be handed back over to them. Karl of course refuses, telling them all to fuck off and that Rose didn’t want a leave the factory, so upon realization that all 4 lords were gathered here with the intention of taking Rose back to live with them indefinitely, a fight immediately breaks out between the 4 siblings, as each one makes their case as to why Rose should be returned to them and not the other 3, which of course none of the 4 lords can come to an agreement about because they ALL want Rose to stay with them. So after another long and pointlessly arduous argument, Alcina finally breaks, proclaiming that they’d be here for all eternity of they didn’t make a decision now, and that, like the first time the 4 siblings argued over whether Rose should go with Heisenberg or return to one of the previous lords, Rose would be the one to decide which of her four caretakers she would return to. The agreement is made reluctantly, mostly on the part of Salvatore, Donna, and Heisenberg, but there was seemingly no other way for them to come to a decision, so it would unfortunately have to be up to Rose to decide which of her 4 caretakers she wants to stay with permanently. Rose is quickly brought before the 4 lords and explained the situation, before being given some time to herself to think and make her final decision. A tense and uneasy silence falls over the 4 lords as they wait for the little girl, who they had shown an uncharacteristic amount of mercy and time and devotion and love in the 12 years since Mother Miranda had brought her to the village with the intention of using her to revive an already lost and long-gone baby that she never would have gotten back no matter how hard she tried. Although they refused to admit it to one another, the lords all secretly knew that Rose had wormed her way into each of their cold, dead hearts, reviving an aspect of their humanity that they’d all thought had been lost ages ago. Rose came to the village bringing with her a wave of death and destruction, and yet throughout her childhood she has brought them nothing but light and life, illuminating their previously dark and desolate existences. The 4 lords loved their Rose very dearly and desperately wanted her to be happy, yet each of them possesses a dark and selfish desire to have Rose pick them over the other 3, to come and live with them forever and fill the hole deep inside them that they never knew needed filling. After a short while, Rose comes back out and stands before her 4 beloved caretakers, looking around nervously as she picks at her fingernails. The silence is thick and heavy as the 4 lords stare at the young girl, waiting with bated breaths for her to give her final verdict. Rose continues to say nothing as tears begin to flow from her eyes, sliding down her cheeks in thick streams as the girl begins to sob, dropping her head and clenching her dress. The 4 lords look between one another in confusion, unsure of what to do with this sudden burst of tears. Rose tearfully admits that she can’t and doesn’t want to choose which of the 4 lords she wants to live with permanently because she loves them all very much and wants to be able to see and live with all of them, like they’ve done thus far. Although the lords detest the idea of having to share Rose with anyone, they reluctantly come to an agreement for the girl’s sake, deciding that they would continue with the arrangement they’ve had thus far, only that Rose would switch between caretakers every 3 months instead of every 3 years, giving rose plenty of opportunities to see each of her caretakers just like she wanted. From then on, Rose continues to live her life

5, cont. growing up and learning more and more from each of her beloved caretakers. Although Rose would likely never know what a normal life looks like, living with 4 criminally insane monsters in the remote mountain village in Romania, it would be impossible to say that she wouldn’t have a happy life despite that. Perhaps its because the girl simply doesn’t know any better, so she doesn’t have the ability to see just how messed up her life and her 4 caretakers really are, but i imagine that Rose probably wouldn’t care very much to learn even if she had the opportunity. She’s a happy little girl living a strange but enjoyable life with the only family she’ll ever need. What more could she possibly ask for?

6. As for how Mother Miranda would play into this whole scenario I’ve just drunkenly spat out, im honestly not 100% sure. Ive seen some people suggesting that MM just kinda chills and lets the lords do what they want with Rose, but tbh I honestly don’t see that happening in this universe. MM would still have been just as crazy and driven to get Eva back as she was in canon, so i doubt she’d willingly standby and let her “false children” take away her one shot of getting her real child back simply because they didn’t want to hurt her, i just don’t personally see that happening. The two most likely scenarios i can come up with is that the Lords either banded together and look Miranda on together, their combined forces being enough to take her down and kill her, OR, Ethan is the one to take down MM like he did in canon but he passes out before he can get to rose, giving the lords (who he hadn’t ended up killing but just escaping from i guess) the opportunity to slide in, grab rose, and hightail it out of there, leaving Ethan’s body to be retrieved by Chris, who, due to not seeing or hearing Rose anywhere, believes that Rose must have been accidentally killed along with MM, which he later tells to Ethan and Mia. Regardless of how MM gets taken out of the picture (or if she’s given room to potentially come back later), the 4 lords retreat with Rose and begin the whole cycle I explained up above, but i did want to briefly address how I saw MM fitting into all of this since she is a vital part of the original story and the biggest obstacle to the lords having anything to do with Rose.

Anyways, that was so much longer than I intended it to be but I had so much fun with it just because it gave me the opportunity to spit some fun ideas and potential plot points out about this cool AU that I like and hope someone does SOMETHING with, please god someone do it, I’d do it myself but i have enough projects at the moment unfortunately. If you managed to make it all the way to the bottom, thank you for reading all of that, I appreciate it, and I hope you enjoyed at least some parts of this, and maybe even agree with some of the things I said. Feel free to leave your own ideas in the comments, I’d love to read them and hopefully if enough people like this maybe i will actually do something with it. Who knows? I certainly dont. Anyways thank you for reading all this, i hope you have a great day, and maybe ill see you around in another post. Bye!!! <3

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