#this feels a bit like ladrien even tho we know she doesn’t know it’s him

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Gale Reviews: ML Season 5 episode 12 Perfection

(As mentioned, this is airing before episodes 10 and 11. So obviously, spoilers below)

-Chat noir absolutely bragging about being in love while helping Ladybug pull a fishing rod. Good for him.

-Also not gonna say I called their dynamic when Adrien and Marinette are in love with eachother, but I TOTALLY called it.

-They fished a boat out together. So someone who handles calculations get on that feat analysis.

-Ladybug’s turn to brag as they fight mr.pigeon

-oh… not everything is perfect. Ladybug still hung up a bit. But more of in a communication way.

-Alya and Tikki trying to calm

-Kagami’s calling and Marinette is panicking because she doesn’t want to let Kagami down.

-My bet is this misunderstanding will be capitalized on by Lila

-Marinette thinks she’s a bad friend for not being at talking with Adrien.

-Now cut to school, Oh Nathanael and Marc using them as models (but totally doing this to set them up)

-Side note where was MY school life of having my class trying to help me get my dream girl? Jk

-the art class totally pretending like they don’t know this is planned.

-I’ll take Nathanael’s Ladrien sketch

-Turns out it isn’t ladrien, but if you squint it is

-EVEN THE ICE RINK GUY

-honestly that went EXACTLY as expected

-oh they got meditation in schools

-wait… Lila helped? She HELPED?

-I’m suspicious

-Oh they beat friends now. Sabrina betrayed.

-They don’t even show the disaster, but consider the mat went flying. I’m really curious what happened.

-Nathanael is out of ideas

-Marinette is trying to practice. Baby girl

-Marinette held that fit several hours? Damn.

-Also please just answer Kagami. She is worried

-moo

-Moo! I’m done.

-OMG HE WROTE HER A SONG

-Side note, Luka is exactly where he should be, pushing for the couple to get together and not wasting his energy. (His eyes still creep me out tho)

-“WHERE CAN I GET A DOLPHAN!?” Kim, you himbo I love you.

-Kagami be sad but thankfully Alya explained what was up. (Wow… good on Alya for doing that. Such a good friend right there)

-Of course it doesn’t help that Marinette is awkward af, and feels awkward with Kagami, since she wants to make her proud.

-The Adrigami is cute. She’s proud of Adrien. Since he is dealing with his emotions

-Marinette’s moo is adorable. It’s cringe and cute

-oh s*** here we go!

-I’m going to make SO MANY MEMES

-no cap… it’s adorable

-KIM GOT THE DOLPHIN!

-DO YOU SEE IT! Look! The Dolphin

-I FEEL terrible for Kagami. Adrien Litterally putting in 100x more effort to woo Marinette than he did with her.

-Also Luka too, since he’s actually helping with the song. But… he seems chill with it

-oh Marinette is entranced.

-(I’ve taken too many screenshots)

-HE SAID IT! He said he loves her

-This is middle school cringe in the best way possible

-And the spotlight on her… oh this is gonna end poorly.

-you ever just… know something is gonna happen but it still causes physical pain? That’s me right now.

-What is Kagami writing?

-Marinette is trying to make excuses for herself.

-Kagami showed up, and now I can just sense what’s gonna happen next.

-it’s a checklist…

-oh no… Lila! I f***ing knew it

-Lila set up a checklist and Marinette failed it, Kagami is playing into Lila’s hand.

-Kagami no! Don’t do it.

-she deleted both contacts

-Lila cutting out Marinette’s face in pictures. Ah like a true psychopath.

-KAGAMI SWEETIE no.

-and monarch is here to ruin everything

-OH BULLSHIT, I doubt you make friends.

-(so it went into her ring… making note of that later)

-Kagami calling out monarchs bulls***

-Giving her the powers she once had… irony

-Sure is Evangelion all of a sudden

-Ladybug rejoicing over an akuma? Well at least she realized it was messed up.

-I want to give Kagami a hug.

-She’s just vibing, yet everything outside is chaos.

-Ladybug and chat noir can’t reach her. Honestly monarch picked an akuma that can’t even react…

-Oh she isn’t a threat.. Nvm she shoots lightning.

-oh they spelling it out for her, clever

-now she on the war path

-ironing beads? Lucky charm

-Oh I think I got it!

-chat noir driving a truck.

-baby girl, Kagami needs a hug

-DAWW! That’s so cute. She deserves the world

-KAGAMI BROKE FREE! That’s my girl!

-SHE DOES DESERVE THE APPLAUSE

-Marigami is so precious.

-I feel Kagami’s pain

-KAGAMI IS JUST AS MUCH A BEST FRIEND AS ALYA! Girl damn!

-Kagami social link maxed out

-NO KAGAMI! Don’t be Lila’s friend

-well I’m sure Marinette will figure out what is holding her back

-Tomoe! I loved how she did that! Also, I mean I know we knew. But her saying it made it real

-He OWES HER, oh snap!

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7.5/10

I feel like it was good. Nothing too earth shaking. But I did enjoy the cuteness. The adrinette is great and I don’t care what people say, the platonic ladynoir is great. The Post relationship pre reveal is good.

Adrien singing was cute. I do want to know exactly what is holding Marinette back.

I do feel I’m missing what happened during kwami choice.

But I enjoyed it.

[diviedrawn]

Ladybug simping for Chat Noir Cat Walker was the best part of this episode

[electronicdelusionstarlight]

Ok, but what about a Polyamory Love Square AU?

1) So, we’re in the future, our heroes are in their 20′s or something, and we have Ladynoir. They’re NOT really dating, given the fact they still don’t know each other’s identities and such, but still like each other. They go on platonic casual dates, they watch movies together, they kiss, they make out, the usual PG Rated stuff.

2) Still, they’re not REALLY dating per se. Despite everything, Ladybug really likes Chat, but she’s still hung up on Adrien, and Chat Noir is too scared to lose what he has now to push her into anything, and really, he doesn’t really mind having his Lady just like this.

2) Still, they’re not really DATING, and they can’t really do too much with each other given the fact the suits don’t really come off. Still, they’re together-ish. They’re happy.

3) That doesn’t mean of course that they aren’t HORNY AS FUCK.

4) So, it all comes crashing down at a party. Nino and Alya went there, and of course they dragged their respective best friends with them. As I said, Marinette is still a bit hung up on Adrien, and Adrien might have started developing the smallest of crushes on his classmate, especially considering how ripped she had become during the years (Yeah, Buff!Marinette Best Marinette).

5) Anyway, they end up there, and Alya and Nino ditch them right at the start (It might have been Alya’s devious plan all along, it might have been just her wanting to spend time with her boyfriend, who knows?), so Marinette and Adrien are left alone at the party. Thing are a bit awkward, so they decided to indulge into the greatest of social lubricants. Alchool.

6) So, they start getting tipsy, THIS SCENE HAPPENS, they kiss, they bang, and all that.

7) Ok, so, morning after. They’re at Marinette’s (She’s cohabiting with Alya, who’s currently at Nino), and it’s awkward as fuck. They get breakfast together, probably in a public place or something, and they talk about what happened last night.

8) Adrien, ever the gentleman, starts by apologizing with Marinette, telling her he is kind of seeing someone at the moment, and he’s really sorry for what happened last night and really now needs to talk to this mystery girl or something, and decided to be honest with Marinette because he knew how much she hates liars, and really he didn't want to hurt neither her or this mystery girl. 

9) Marinette is hurt still tho, because 1) She never pegged Adrien for a cheating type and 2) HOLY FUCK SHE TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT CHAT. Anyway, he apologizes, they sip their coffees in awkward silence, then he leaves.

10) It’s patrol night, so Chat and Ladybug meet near an historical Parisian landmark, probably above it or something. Marinette doesn’t want to hurt Chat, but Adrien’s talk about honesty and shit made her understand what she needed to do. So, as soon as Chat lands, before he can even say anything, she blurts out that she had slept with her crush last night.

11) Chat doesn’t connect the dots, because of course he doesn’t.

12) Anyway, Ladybug apologizes with him for hurting his feelings and all, to which Chat, who is heartbroken by the way, responds by “reassuring” his Lady that she doesn’t need to worry, because they weren’t REALLY dating, so she, and by extension him, could sleep around with anyone she liked. And perhaps is trying not to cry and the situation is kind of graving on him, so he might have laced his words with maybe just AN HINT of venom.

13) (As much as he’s aware of the hypocrisy he’s displaying for being bitter and jealous over his lady banging her crush while he had previously banged his friend and former classmate, but really, he’s the CRUSH thing that’s grating on his nerves)

14) Ladybug, unfortunately, doesn’t pick on Chat Noir’s displeasure, so she agrees with him. They were, and she hope still have, some kind of Open Relationship after all, which means they are allowed to have sex with other people, and it’s not like they could have sex anyway, so why should they fight over that, right?

15) Chat Noir grumbles (Or maybe hisses? what would a cat do?) and goes “Fine!”, before stating that since they are allowed to fuck anyone they please, he’s going to find someone to bang right this instant or something.

16) Ladybug might just feel the slightest pang of jealousy from this, but she really doesn’t have ground to talk. So she lets him go.

17) She returns home, descends on her balcony (Yeah even when living with ALya Marinette has a Balcony, because ICONIC), detrasforms, Tikki makes herself scarce, etc. She’s about to go to sleep when she hears a knock at her window, where she finds Chat Noir awkwardly standing there.

18) They talk, and she’s surprised he isn’t actually there to fuck with her. They start talking about how their respective crushes apparently have someone else in their life or something, you know, the usual Marichat stuff, only with Chat’s head on Marinette’s legs as she gently stroke his hair and cat ears because why the fuck not? They talk, they mope, they cheer each other up, etc.

19) Then for some reason the night ends with Chat eating Marinette out. (Not that he could do much else, considering the cat suit REALLY doesn’t come off, but still...) before kissing her brow, tucking her to bed and leaving, maybe a bit ashamed of himself.

20) After this, the situation is awkward as fuck. Adrinette are blushing messes when in front of one another, Ladynoir are each getting more jealous of the other which believe it or not ends up with our two heroes angrily making out on the rooftops of Paris, and Marichat have secret nightly rendezvous in Marinette’s flat when Alya isn’t there.

21) (Ok I’m trying to think of a way to fit Ladrien in here because quite frankly I really LOVE Ladrien but I can’t think of anything. Any clues? Maybe she saves him from an akuma attack, then goes to check how he is, and they kiss or something? Don’t know, really...)

22) Anyway, lets say that Ladrien happen too for completion sake. Adrinette meet each other alone at a game stop or something, start talking, get another coffee together, and start tentatively dating. They also bang.

23) By then, all the 4 sides of the Love Square are in an open relationship with each other. Which is pretty fucked up if you think about it and it’s the main reason why I wrote this AU Thing.

23) Aaaand... That’s it, really. Can't think of anything else.