#this did pass the vibe check

[randompumpkinkiddo]

psst... wake up bae, new viktanya propaganda just dropped

[heraldofsomething]

Dragon Age: Inquisition The Wrath of Heaven

They said you... stepped out of a rift, then fell unconscious. They say a woman was in the rift behind you. No one knows who she was.

[that-angry-noldo]

Finarfin does not do touch. Always he tenses and his eyes flash and his heart beats faster, whether it's Ingwion squeezing his shoulder in jest, or a healer tending to a dislocated bone.

Not that people often touch him. Ingwion is rarely there, and healers must be quick to see to everyone. His station puts him above others, and his character (mean, snipy, cold, scared) tends to ward everyone else off.

He does not do touch. Does not even consider it: he is a king, and it is a lonely part to play, in a kingdom ruined and people wounded; he is a warrior, a leader who has to be sharp, has to be strong.

At nights the surety with which he holds onto those convictions about himself falter. His tent is dark and empty and when he does not sleep, he works; when he does not work, he is too exhausted to stay awake. But sometimes he lies between the furs in the silence of the night, and all the loneliness and fear seizes him; sometimes he has to count his breath, and hug himself with both hands, and whisper, it's okay, it's okay, you will be fine just to stay sane. He wants, so desperately wants to not be alone; tries so hard not to cry when he sees an eternity of nights like this before him.

Sometimes people touch him, and he clings to it. Sometimes Ingwion bumps his shoulder and Finarfin's lips quirk in a smile. Sometimes Eönwë squeezes his arm to check for injuries after the battle, and Finarfin remembers it when alone, brushes the same spot to feel it. He feels pathetic for it, sometimes: fighting so desperately to retain something the others give away as freely as breath.

He never says any of it, of course. Does not think if others notice: it does not matter. After all, it is not his biggest concern, not when arrows rain on him every day, when with each battle a sword lands a bit closer to his heart, an arrow whistles a bit closer to his throat.

The healer bandages his shoulder. He closes his eyes, and tries not to think how the touch makes him sick and starved at the same time.

[askfordoodles]

Checked James Somerton's channel stats, cuz I was curious

40.000 people unsubbing in just a few days. Gee, I wonder what happened right around that time 🤣

[app1es0uce]

Poseidon: Saw you across the ocean and did not like your vibe

[dragonfoods]

The only interaction I remember between Rhiannon and Xaden, Rhiannon was threatening to bury Xaden six feet under

[iamanartichoke]

Y'all. I can't believe how much people sleep on Ryan being just as chaotic as Shane, but in his own way. Chaos is a spectrum and Ryan and Shane are at both ends, which is what gives them so much chemistry when they interact. They built a whole franchise on the foundation of how well they play off of each other's energy. Shanergy can only be matched with Rynergy.

My point is, I was just reading the comments on the debrief and seeing how 90% of the comments are just outraged that Ryan doubled-down on the cat/ghost dog is just ... it's obviously a bit? Ryan knows it's a fucking cat (or raccoon). He probably would have admitted it if the original video hadn't gotten so many people commenting indignantly about it being a cat. Now he's sticking with the bit and I'm pretty sure that the more the audience works itself into an increasing collective tizzy, the funnier Ryan finds it bc he's a little shit whose sense of humor is 75% satire.

This bit is giving big "sharks' skin is so smooth" vibes, is what I'm saying, and honestly the only thing funnier than the bit itself is how much wank the bit is causing in the (otherwise generally wank-free, as far as I can tell) Watcher fandom bc people aren't realizing it's a bit.

But that's just, like, my opinion, man.

[mushroomsie224]

After being on Tumblr so long, Instagram people seem so sensitive to me. "But that ship isn't canon!" "They literally hate each other!" "He had a girlfriend in canon!" Sure, stay allergic to fun I guess.

[cornsarts]

you should post the schmoopy cuddle drawings of the gay stands if you want. i would like to see them

:^)

(pose ref for the first 2 x x) heres a sampling, I hope I delivered on some level of schmoop

[bredforloyalty]

#obviously Dean but the person in the tags who said Nate Jacobs is seeing in shrimp colors. so wise

@pregnancykink STOLEN VALOR wee wooo🚨stolen valor HXSFVY

[coltonclay]

Tumblrinas… mutuals… fellow cuntrymen… lend me your strength as I try to finish my fucking saddle bags after they’ve been sitting unfinished for months.

[janiedean]

i got to this age without becoming an hypochondriac i’d appreciate not starting now

[toxicrevolver]

Tagged my @we-survive-endlessly to do this picrew and take this uquiz

Thanks for the tag!!! 💚💚💚

Tagging (no pressure): @haahka @smushedmuffin @txumxssianfox @loveable-sea-lemon @rainknow @awwfuckno @staticmonster999 (<- the asshole sibling who does the vibe check) and anyone else who wants to prototype is more than welcome to blame be!

[hammerhead-hag]

morning..

don't you just find it reassuring when people who are trying to become psychologists talk shit about people who expirience little to no empathy/have a personality disorder.. like do you expect all your future patiens to be mother teresa??

[remotewatch]

[brucespringsteen]

happened more than once when rando dudes compliment a bruce shirt im wearing but then are like well idk if youre a fan or just wearing a shirt. they have no idea they are speaking to a lore master 🚬😐 anyway yea man thanks i like springsteens records a lot.