#this defense has its limits but jason hasn't found them yet

[gothamite-rambler]

Bruce Wayne can't win small arguments with Jason Todd anymore. It doesn't matter if this defense doesn't fit in the argument, he can and will use it.

Bruce: You can't just steal my car, crash it, and leave a note saying "Belongs to Bruce Wayne!"

Jason (disinterested): Sorry, man. My brain doesn't work well at times. Being dead and then randomly revived does that to you. At least I made it out of that accident alive this time, unlike last time.

Dick: Fair point, Jason.

Bruce: …Um, okay, valid point. But you can't just use my credit card to buy only books on eBay!

Jason (opening a pepsi can): They were self-help books… about loss, grief, and betrayal.

Dick (whispering): Two points for Jason.

Bruce groaned in annoyance.

Bruce: Fair. Point.

Jason poured the Pepsi from the can into the sink, doing it purely to annoy Bruce.

Jason (smugly): Would you like to try again?

Bruce: All right, you can't just shoot a criminal and leave them for dead. What if you end up killing an innocent person like-

Dick (chiming in): Like a teenage boy.

Dick chuckled softly before bursting into laughter and collapsing onto the floor in delight.

Jason (staring at Bruce): Do I even need to say anything?

Bruce (shaking his head, defeated): Nope, nope, nope. I'm going to leave in defeat.

Dick: Jason wins!

Dick kept laughing as Bruce stormed out of the kitchen in a huff. Jason shook his head with a smile and grabbed a jug of milk he 'borrowed' from the fridge before heading out.