#this defense has its limits but jason hasn't found them yet

[fanfic-writer-and-rambler]

Bruce Wayne can never win small arguments with Jason Todd

Bruce: You can't just steal my car, crash it and leave it there with a note saying "Belongs to Bruce Wayne!"

Jason: Sorry man, my brain doesn't work good at times, being dead and then revived at random does that to you. I made it out of that accident alive though, unlike last time.

Dick Grayson: Point Jason.

Bruce: ...Um, okay fair point, but you can't just use my credit card to buy nothing but books on eBay!

Jason: They were self help books... About loss and grief and betrayal.

Dick: Two points, Jason

Bruce shakes annoyed.

Bruce: Hm! Fair. Point.

Jason: Would you like to try again?

Bruce: Okay, you can't just shoot a criminal and leave them for dead.

Dick Grayson slowly laughs and then bursts into laughter, falling to the floor.

Dick: Jason wins!

Jason: Do I even need to say anything?

Bruce: Nope, nope, nope.

Dick continues laughing.