#this came to me out of nowhere

[aziraphales-ineffable-bookshop]

Crowley wearing a pronoun pin that changes what pronouns it shows each time someone looks at it and everyone around him wants to be respectful and are understanding of the fact that people can change which pronouns they use/have multiple pronouns but at the same time they could have sworn the pin said she/her like two seconds ago and now it's he/they and a blink later it's he/him. Everyone thinks they are hallucinating. Crowley is a nuisance and he loves it. Aziraphale is fondly exasperated.

[simothyyy]

You've heard of elf on the shelf.

Now get ready for:

[deathnguts]

Compress fans in every arc be like:

[hoovse]

doing the alton brown cuntwalk challenge

[yellowpoet]

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

[takentosilenthill]

i keep scratchimg mysekf because my pronouns are it/she :(((

[ultimatefartwizard]

Nightshade found a trailcam and wanted to say hello!

As for Alex, well... he got a bit startled LMAO

(might adjust some hues in the upper image for fun or later edits)

[passionpluto]

if i could time travel to the past and change one thing as long as it didn't impact the present too much, i would rename the brony dating site to have some kind of e-harmony pun in the name (because elements of harmony, obviously) just so i could watch the funniest possible copyright infringement lawsuit unfold in real time

[cam-stopped-eating-candles]

I’m sorry guys but this is exactly how Nico looks in my head about 90% of the time

[doctorsiren]

Summertime Rainstorm

[anachronistic-falsehood]

it's so funny to me how qsmp fans who haven't watched dsmp will be like "but why is qwilbur important to qquackity like at all?? they've barely interacted and their ccs don't talk much" You Fool. these two are obsessed with roleplaying the most homerotic shit you have ever seen. you were not there in the tntduo trenches. Niki's birthday party. the Las Nevadas arc. the Wilburger Ranvan. Hitting on 16. you beautiful naive creature. ccquackity dropped everything to start stream and log onto purgatory just for the slightest possibility that it really was wilbur and he would be able to roleplay some weird gay shit. wilbur went into phil's donos to say "tell him being needy isn't attractive" knowing damn well quackity would see it and pretend to be bitter and sad about it. they are committed to the bit always and the bit is acting toxic and gay with each other, and that extends to every single character they have played and ever will play in close proximity with each other. of course qwilbur is important to qquackity because they need to act like a toxic divorced couple or they will die

[laniidae-passerine]

positively obsessed with how Rockstar Lestat is the exact kind of guy one of my friends would show me a picture of and swear he’s really sexy and cool and brilliant. Whole time I’m thinking “oh dear GOD” staring at a trainwreck weirdo and wondering what’s happened to everybody else that is absolutely missing me. jesus christ he’s blond

[simothyyy]

You've heard of elf on the shelf.

Now get ready for:

[the-invisibility-bloke]

harry/draco | 150 words | @drarrymicrofic prompt: gentle

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“Marry me.”

“I beg your pardon?”

“You heard me.”

Of course he did. He’s looking at Harry like the man just asked him to spare a kidney. Rightfully so, perhaps—it’s not Harry’s finest proposal by far, of the whopping two in his life—but he’ll be damned if he’s backing out now.

“I love you, you sod. Marry me.”

Draco blinks, then scrubs at his face in a daze, then seems to deflate in that not worth the argument sort of way that’s commonplace after a decade. “Christ, you’re insane. Fine.”

“Is that a yes?”

“Yes, Potter. Yes.”

Harry grins. “Thought you’d say no.”

“I should, just for that. Prick.”

The kiss Harry gets is bruising, punishing, revenge for springing this on him at nine o’clock on a Sunday morning before he’s had his coffee—but the hands on Harry’s hips are gentle, hiding nothing, betraying everything.

Harry smiles against his lips.

[stillgotscars]

thinking about “how can a person know everything at 18, but nothing at 22?” in the context of “i knew everything when i was young” and “too impaired by my youth to know what to do”

[ohsleepie]

I drew an eddie just to use as my icon on discord and never posted it so here